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crimsonlark · 8 years

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Reprimanding

I wanted to write a wotf fic but I couldn’t bring myself to write anything terrible at the moment, haha. So here’s some UMY smut I’ve been sitting on for a while. :>

Summary: Smith messed with Sips' stuff and now he needs to be punished. Warnings: sex, swears Words: 1441

AO3 link : http://archiveofourown.org/works/6363529/chapters/14576518

It was the evening and Sips had just returned to the crappy apartment he shared with his small fae court. He had a slight scowl on his face as he pulled off his coat and hung it on one of the pegs behind the door. Smith, who was the only one home, spotted his king's sour face.

The kelpie came to greet him and swiftly tried to take his leather jacket from behind Sips. He managed to grab it but Sips easily caught the kelpie by the scruff as he tried to sneak past him out of the flat.

"Now where the fuck do you think you're going, Smiffy?" Sips glared at him, one hand gripping him by the collar, most of the usual humor in his dark eyes gone.

"Out?" The bearded man tried, looking over at his king who was shorter but could be intimidating when he wanted. "C'mon Sips," he whined, "if this is about your car, I didn't mean to scratch it, honestly. It wasn't even my fault!" He struggled a little but held still as soon as he was met with a frighteningly cool glare.

"As your king, I have every right to punish you, you irresponsible sonuvabitch," Sips said in his drawling tone. He tried to keep his voice steady and serious, never before had he used his authority like this on a court member.

He pulled the kelpie back into the apartment and led him into the living room. He put a hand on Smith's shoulder and guided him to his knees by the sofa.

Smith looked at him questioningly as the human sat on the old couch. Sips was their king but he hardly ever acted like he was. He shifted in place, unsure about this new development.

Sips held the serious expression he had for a minute, enjoying watching Smith squirm. He soon broke into his usual smirk as he made quick work of his zipper and pulled himself out of his boxers.

"Well, you know what to do, Kermit." He gestured to his crotch, laughing at the old nickname.

Smith hesitated for a second and then grinned wolfishly, realising Sips wasn't too mad. His tensed shoulders relaxed a bit as he slid his hands up Sips' clothed thighs.

"So this was just a ploy to get me to suck your dick, huh? All you need to do is ask, you dirty bastard," Smith said playfully through gritted teeth, wrapping a hand around his king, his eyes flashing.

"Just shut up and suck, Smiffy," he growled and wove his fingers into Smith's soft locks, pressing his head down. Smith immediately started licking down and around the length of his king who was responding with low moans. Sips was already half hard and it was way too easy to arouse him fully. He smirked as he slowly sucked the tip and mouthed at the head, savoring the sinful noises Sips was making.

"Oh god, I almost forgot how good you are at sucking cock, Smiff," Sips praised, breathing heavily as Smith bobbed in his lap. The kelpie took him all the way in and held there, throat contracting around him, drawing more delicious sounds from the human.

The apartment door banged open causing Smith to jump. Sips chuckled and kept his fingers tight in Smith’s hair who groaned at the pull. Trott and Ross had returned from their various errands and plopped their bags onto the counter.

"Hey, Sips! Have you seen Smith today?" Trott called out from the kitchenette.

"Sure have, buster brown," Sips laughed breathily, looking over the back of the sofa into their small kitchen. He jerked his thumb downwards at Smith's bobbing head. Trott could just see the kelpie’s head over the back of the couch.

"Wow, you kept him from going out tonight? I'm impressed," Trott laughed as he started to put away groceries. Ross had come into the living room and perched on the couch's armrest to watch after he shed his clothing.

"Pshh, you know he can't resist my huge dong, Trotty. He's a grade A slut for my dick," Sips laughed and pulled him off, Smith whining a bit, his face flushed. "I love how you don't even object to me calling you a slut... Wanna see a real show, Ross?" Sips addressed the gargoyle. Ross nodded vigorously, his own arousal starting to show.

Sips had Smith take off his boots and helped him out of his pants and boxers. Smith was about to take off his shirt when Sips told him to leave it on. He loved Smith partially clothed; he was cute in just a shirt and socks. With a gentle tug, Sips directed Smith to lean forwards on the couch, legs spread, and shifted to position himself between Smith’s legs.

Sips reached over to the drawer in the coffee table and pulled out one of the many lube bottles they kept stashed around the flat. He quickly slipped a finger into Smith who was whining loudly from impatience. It was his turn to draw noises from the other man and Smith was always loud.

Trott finished with the groceries and came into the room, taking the chair next to the couch. He unzipped his trousers and began to stroke himself, not able to resist the display in front of him. Trott called Ross over to him, who was still perched on the couch, his hand loosely on his own erection.

Ross slid over to Trott, flashing a smile before returning his attention to the pair on the couch. Trott pulled Ross into the chair where he had been sitting and sat on the gargoyle’s lap. The chair creaked ominously but the two of them ignored it as Sips started to tease Smith.

Sips gripped Smith’s hips, teasing the kelpie by just pressing the tip against him.

“F-fuck…. Sips… c’mon…”

“Ask nicely Smiffy, I know you can...” Sips teased as he ground against him, holding Smith in place.

Smith growled and tried to press against Sips.

Sips tsked and swatted Smith’s ass, enough to make a satisfying smacking noise and a bring a choked groan from Smith.

“Oh gods… fine…. please Sips… I need you in me..” Smith almost growled, trying to sound sincere.

“Good boy,” Sips promptly pressed into Smith who let outa high moan and pressed back against his king. Sips chuckled and grunted as he gripped Smiffy’s hips tighter to start thrusting.

Ross keened as he and Trott stroked each other, watching the brutal pace that Sips took Smith. The usually aggressive kelpie was melting under the touch of their mortal king. The other members of the court were enraptured.

“Oh gods Sips, d-don’t stop,” Smith choked out as Sips slowed his pace.

“Now Smiffy, what did we learn tonight?” Sips said evenly, grinding slowly into Smith who whimpered.

“D-don’t fuck with your shit?” the kelpie tried desperately, needing friction.

“That’s right, good boy,” he gave Smith another little smack and resumed the fast pace of before, ”And don’t. make me. repeat. myself.” Sips emphasized each word with a thrust. He ran a hand down between Smith’s legs who whimpered at his touch.

It wasn't long under the quick pace and Sips' touch that Smith came; Trott and Ross followed soon after, both impressed by the rare display of dominance by their king. Sips was still pushing into Smith as he clenched around him, as always having the most endurance of the group. He leaned down, whispering some sweet, filthy nothings into Smith's ear before finishing in him.

They stayed coupled for a moment, both catching their breaths. Sips rested heavily on Smith’s back before he finally pulled out. He whistled, admiring his hard work and gave Smith's ass one last swat as he stood.

"Thanks Smiff," he panted as he helped the kelpie turn to face him on his knees. His expression suddenly hardened as he looked down at his most rebellious court member, "But seriously, if you scratch my car again, I will fuckin punish you for real."

Smith's eyes widened at the sudden change in mood and quickly nodded in understanding. A tingle trickled down his spine, at the authority in his king’s voice.

"Now just gimme a while and I'll get around to you two jokers," Sips chuckled, his demeanor returning to normal as he tucked himself back into his trousers and flopped onto the couch, remote in hand. Smith curled up next to him and laid his head on his lap as he dosed off contentedly. The other two joined them on the couch, settling in to watch the old game shows that Sips loved.

#umy #yogslash #yogsmut #alsipsy #shatsome #cat writes stuff #i've written sips/trott now i just need to do sips/ross #n//////////n

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larchraven · 3 years

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this is the fault of @psylid and @haunted-ferret for giving fandom more content in a single day than it's seen in years which sent us into something of an art induced fervor.

so...........

WHO WANTS TO DO A FANDOM WEEK??

Starting on the 23th of May, 2021, with Days themed according to the list provided above by the esteemed ghostofgatsby and one more day for Sips/Ross:

Sips3max ""Snuggling"" Sunday (May 23)

Troffy Make out Monday (May 24)

Trips Tender Tuesday (May 25)

Alsipsy W@nk Wednesday (May 26)

Tross Touching Thursday (May 27)

Hatsome F*ck Friday (May 28)

Smornby Smμt Saturday (May 29)

Shatsome Smexy Sunday (May 30)

do one, do em all. fic, art, interpretive dance, please show some love for the ol shatships.

reblogs and shares make grouchy ravens happy :>

(chat was edited slightly before posting)

[Image ID: A screenshot of a discord chat. The chat reads roughly as follows but this description has been edited for curse words due to tumblr's filtering system:

ghostofgatsby sent: ha "Troffy Make-Out Monday"

that's a great alliteration

hmmmm okay then that means

Trips Tender Tuesday. Alsipsy Wink Wednesday? Hatsome Fack Friday. Smornby Smoot Saturday. Shatsome Secsy Sunday. no Tross day? well it's always time for Tross. (aka any excuse is a good excuse for Tross)

I have spoken! slams Pepsi staff on ground. let! there! be! fandommmmm!!!!

GHost--- AwwaaYYYYYY~~~~

labcoatraven sent: TRIPS TENDER TUESDAY NO YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

you forgot Thursday tho so Tross Touching Thursday

ghostofgatsby sent: fuck!! Thursday!!!

yes, Tross Touching Thursday

and yes, you can post and share this

labcoatraven sent: FANDOM WEEK. FANDOM WEEK!!

banging Pepsi on break room table

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#hatsome #shatsome #yogships #smornby #troffy #tross #alsipsy #trips foesnt get its own because this doesnt need to go into the tag for peoplea vacations now DOES IT #rps #yogs dni #im censoring naughty words because tumblr hates me and maybe if i make my posts SEEM pg itll put them in tags #pray for me #bro do you even write?#i will FOR THIS OK #I FIXED IT IT WAS BECAUSE THE SETTING TO HIDE ME FROM SEARCHES WAS ON HAHAHAFU CK #did we miss a ship #hopw not #realized we did and did a cheeky lil edit

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nerdepic · 5 years

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alsipsy has me in a vice grip STILL

#alsipsy #txt #hat #yog #yogscast #yogship #hatship #art; yog #art; hat #my art tag #it was literally 5 years and 3 days since the piece im basing this redraw on!

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demonicdad · 9 years

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hi i see you get a lot of hate and i just wanted to say that i love you uwu

#alsipsy

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psylid · 7 years

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Fandom Fic Rec Days

Thank you to all fanfic authors whose skill & creativity has floored me since middle school, and who continue to share their beautiful work with the rest of us just for the sake of sharing it. You never get as much recognition as you deserve.

Unfortunately, I used to have a very bad habit of forgetting to bookmark fics and losing them forever. Here are the ones I managed to keep. Some fics are old enough that I’m not sure the author even uses the account anymore, but I’m going to post them anyway. Have fun with my rare pairs.

HAT FILMS:

Title: boundless as the sea (11k words)

Author: ghostofgatsby

Ships: troffy, shatsome

Summary: Trott drums his fingers on his desk, thinking hard. It had been a few days since he and Smith had talked, and something had occurred to him. He and Smith had been together a long time, but they weren’t bonded in some sort of magical way. It wasn’t until Ross and Sips came around that the idea of magical bonds had come up. The kelpie could use some closure, some grounding, especially as unhinged as they all felt. Something to bind them together would make their court stronger. To bind Smith to him and him to Smith, he’s doing it his own way. And that means selkie magic.

Notes: One of the stories that hooked me into UMY. Beautifully written. Emotionally intense in the best way. The devotion and trust between Trott & Smith rings from every word of this fic, and I adore it.

Title: Hot Whisky Eyes (5.8K words)

Author: Roehrborn

Ships: troffy, hatsome

Summary: Time and time again, Ross has imagined the unthinkable: his two best friends, naked and wrapped in each other’s embrace. ~IRL Hatsome AU

Notes: For all your (consensual) voyeurism needs with an angst/pining appetizer. Very good smut. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve read this.

Title: Spring (3k words)

Author: leonandon

Ships: hatsome

Summary: Breezes through windows, staying too long in bed, quiet intimacy and love, lazy morning sex.

Notes: I’m going to try very hard to not put the word “lovely” in every sentence here. Gently slips you into an established, comfortable relationship and it feels so, so nice. Soft and easy and intimate and everything I wanted; a go-to.

Title: Boys of Summer (31k words)

Author: threeplusfire

Ships: hatsome, shatsome

Summary: “I’ll send the car on Wednesday morning to take you to the airport,” Sips said, in the decisive tone of someone very used to getting what he wanted. - The unexpected trip out of town seems like a perfect chance to escape the sweltering summer heat. But not everyone can relax, even in paradise.

Notes: First off, there is a lot of sex and the sex is excellent, high-quality. But, this fic is also (or mainly, rather?) a beautifully complex exploration of character dynamics: Trott’s relationship with Smith & Ross, how best to integrate Sips into their personal lives, and how best to separate all of this from their professional ones. Fantastic AU; stunning fic.

Title: Putting the D in Teamwork (5.6k words)

Author: SummerAtLast

Ships: hatsome

Summary: “Trott.” Ross fixed Trott with his saddest puppy eyes. “Don’t leave me hanging, mate.” “Trott,” whined Smith. “Don’t leave me out.” “Really now, gents,” said Trott. “Teamwork. I can do you both at once.”

Notes: As a heads-up, this fic has the boys as their Minecraft skins, so I guess keep that in mind if you’re put off by non-human dicks. That said, I honestly thought I would be, but I ended up loving this fic a lot. It’s equal parts good smut and funny/filthy banter that feels very correct for the three of them.

Title: Gives Me the Greatest Peace I’ve Ever Known (4.8k words)

Author: leonandon

Ships: troffy, hatsome

Summary: Smith's way of dealing with things tends to involve running around in the middle of nowhere for a few days. Trott and Ross have never gone along, but this time Trott asks if he can join. Surprisingly, Smith agrees.

Notes: An absolutely gorgeous fic with ace!Smith, which was really exciting for me to find. I love the wilderness setting and the descriptions -- the space. The quiet, the easy affection, and being mindful of boundaries. Another one I’ve read over and over again.

Title: what’s done in the dark will be brought to the light (8.8k words)

Author: vosiferous

Ships: troffy, hatsome

Summary: There is a rattlesnake of a man, one with a soft smile, a gaze that slices through souls, and a tongue that rattles lies like saliva. His blood is poison and his laugh are razorblades. He is a collector of fine artifacts, and he sees value in all things.If you are not careful, he will see the value in you.

Notes: This one is technically unfinished, but each of the 3 chapters are pretty much stand-alone drabbles. Dark and gorgeous UMY stories. The writing has a magic and other-worldliness to it that’s perfect for UMY and makes this a fantastic read. Heed the warnings.

Title: Layout (2.8k words)

Author: threeplusfire

Ships: alsipsy

Summary: Lots of comfort, pretty boys and sports. An AU about gymnast!Smith.

Notes: I just have a huge weakness for basically everything in this fic. Takeout, TV, massages. Toys. Sips taking care of Smith in the gym and out. A total feel-good fic. Relaxing and lovely to read. Yet another go-to.

MISCELLANEOUS:

Title: Not Such A Bad Way (5.6k words)

Author: _angelicorn_

Ships: Blue Beetle/Booster Gold (DC Comics)

Summary: (My own, since the author didn’t provide one) Ted makes some upgrades to the Bug, so he and Booster take it for a test-drive. After a disastrous engine failure, they end up stranded in space with no heat and help (in the form of Guy Gardner) hours away.

Notes: More of my weaknesses. Huddling for warmth. Awkward sex. Best friends’ first time together -- slow & experimental. ANGST. I cry every time, but I promise it all turns out okay. I will love this fic always and forever because it’s such a perfect representation of these dumb men and their beautiful friendship.

Title: The Policeman Officer’s Seduction (852 words)

Author: kyuuketsukirui

Ships: Nicholas Angel/Danny Butterman (Hot Fuzz)

Summary: You ask someone back to yours after a night at the pub, that's pretty cliched, isn't it? And what could be more romantic than Point Break? But Nicholas just doesn't seem to get it.

Notes: Another best friends’ first time fic but this one is just cute and funny. Danny’s POV is perfect. If you don’t think this is exactly what happened after the movie, I don’t know what to tell you.

Title: Happy Beginnings (2.7k words)

Author: ennui_blue_lite

Ships: Control/Tony (A Bit of Fry and Laurie)

Summary: Control has something important to tell Tony. Sometimes, actions speak louder than words.

Notes: So, my friend and I were kind of in love with the ABoFaL skits featuring Control & Tony Murchison -- spies for the British Intelligence agency. We decided as a joke to look for fic, but it just so happened that one of the only people on the planet who wrote Control/Tony fic was also really, alarmingly good at it. I can’t read this without smiling. If you have no idea what I’m talking about here, you can still read this fic, but you will have many questions about it and probably also about me. (You can watch one of the skits -> here <- if it helps.)

Title: None So Blind (25k words)

Author: Brianna Falken

Ships: Mirror!Spock/Mirror!Kirk (Star Trek TOS)

Summary: Spock convinces a blinded Kirk to allow him to create a mental link between them while they are stranded on an uninhabited planet after the shuttle crashes.

Notes: This fic was originally published in a zine in 1997, which I think is very cool, and it’s my favorite Mirrorverse story ever. About learning to trust and lowering guards, even when distrust and distance were all that kept them alive before. Intimate & vulnerable. Even if you’re like me and usually avoid the Mirrorverse, this fic is a lot less dark than most (but still kind of dark, so be safe) and a really good read.

Title: Lay Down Your Burdens (8.3k words)

Author: autotunedd

Ships: Choi Seunghyun/John Lee (RPF)

Summary: Tohn vignettes

Notes: Another instance where a friend and I looked for a weird pairing as a joke, but then the fic was so good that the joke was on us. This is Korean rapper T.O.P (of Big Bang) with John Lee, the director of a movie T.O.P starred in called 71: Into the Fire. There’s no brief way to explain why this pairing exists, so I will just say that this fic ruined me. It is so striking, quiet, and achingly beautiful that I was desperate for more tohn but there really just isn’t any. Even if you have no idea who these people are, I can guarantee you will find this fic incredible. I think you have to make an account, but it’s worth it, ok? It’s worth it.

Title: The Cusp and the Fjords We Wade Through (9.6k words)

Author: almadeamla

Ships: Rick Grimes/Shane Walsh (The Walking Dead)

Summary: Written for the twd_kinkmeme prompt: Rick and Shane had a thing before Rick met Lori.

Notes: Such vivid imagery in this. Matter-of-fact writing style that leaves so much unsaid but clearly understood (shows; hardly ever just tells -- mirrors the natures of characters perfectly). I love the tone of this fic to death. Bittersweet. Aches. So good that I sometimes forget it didn’t happen in the show (and other times I choose to forget). My perceptions of the characters were irrevocably changed. For me, this is the story of Rick and Shane.

This is by no means a complete list; I messed up and had to put this together just today. I’ve read so many excellent fics, but some of them were awhile ago. I didn’t have enough time to read through again and do them the justice they deserve in my notes. So, these are the fics I’ve read enough times that I’ll remember them forever.

Thank you again, fic authors -- our often unsung heroes.

#ficrecdays #so many beautiful fics that have made a lasting impact on me #such talent in the hatship fandom #all but one of those misc fics aren't even on ao3 i'm crying #old but good #if you actually read/like any of those non-hat fics i'd love to know!#tell me your experience #i wish i hadn't deleted my spn bookmarks during my breakup with the show #it wasn't the fic authors' faults #they were probably what kept me going for so long #fic rec #keztalks #fic

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