entirely inspired by @kaadaaan's post here
18+ only please and thank you
john soap mactavish and his trichophilia (body hair fetish)
john "soap" mactavish x f!reader drabble; 322 words.
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johnny who shoves his entire face into your armpit, completely uncaring of how you squirm as his nose tickles the stubble that sits there and mutters about how "it'd be so much better if ye just let it grow oot like it's s'posed tae" as his hand works furiously up and down his cock.
johnny who when you waxed for the first (and only time) in your relationship/situationship/fwb deal for a holiday abroad was so upset that you'd stripped your cunt bald that he refused to touch your pussy at all and made you suck his cock while petting the hair at the nape of your neck as you worked your mouth over him.
johnny who routinely throws out your razors and hair removal cream and denies doing it when you ask.
johnny who strokes the line of hair that leads down from your belly button into your knickers over and over until his fingers dip below the elastic to play with the curls on your cunt.
johnny who licks a long wet stripe over the hair on your calf when you finally give up even trying to shave your legs at all as he lavishes you in kisses from the ankle up.
johnny who when he runs his thumbs over your nipples is fucking delighted to find the few sparse hairs that grow there and spends endless minutes pinching and pulling at your tits being so careful not to pull out a single hair.
johnny who spends hours face down in your cunt with the curls of your pubic hair tickling his mouth, nose, and cheeks when he rubs his entire face over you.
johnny who when he comes inside of you immediately drops a hand between your legs to feel the mess he made and strokes his fingers over the hair between your legs until you're shifting against his hand, begging for him to fuck you with his fingers.
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taglist for here be kink: @kaadaaan ; @acenby-weirdo ; @waves-against-a-cliff
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Okay I know everyone’s focused on full bush but I am honestly perturbed by the fact even 0.5% of the results are TWEEZERS? HOW do you remove pubic hair with tweezers im scared for you and I also need to go home
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“who do you main in smash bros”
peter griffin except he has the best nair in the game and an up b where you can sd but it kills first
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Beatrice is the Blue Ranger🔷
(inspired by @birgittesilverbae au)
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some people shave their legs because they feel pressured to. some people shave their legs because they like how it looks or feels. and SOME PEOPLE shave their legs because they randomly develop a sensory ICK to rubbing lotion into hairy legs and they are a DEHYDRATED BITCH
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EVERY time I write Perierat’s scenes AUTOCORRECT TURNS IT FROM NEIR To FUCKING NAIR
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