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#also nair's there :)
pfhwrittes · 3 months
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entirely inspired by @kaadaaan's post here
18+ only please and thank you
john soap mactavish and his trichophilia (body hair fetish)
john "soap" mactavish x f!reader drabble; 322 words.
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johnny who shoves his entire face into your armpit, completely uncaring of how you squirm as his nose tickles the stubble that sits there and mutters about how "it'd be so much better if ye just let it grow oot like it's s'posed tae" as his hand works furiously up and down his cock.
johnny who when you waxed for the first (and only time) in your relationship/situationship/fwb deal for a holiday abroad was so upset that you'd stripped your cunt bald that he refused to touch your pussy at all and made you suck his cock while petting the hair at the nape of your neck as you worked your mouth over him.
johnny who routinely throws out your razors and hair removal cream and denies doing it when you ask.
johnny who strokes the line of hair that leads down from your belly button into your knickers over and over until his fingers dip below the elastic to play with the curls on your cunt.
johnny who licks a long wet stripe over the hair on your calf when you finally give up even trying to shave your legs at all as he lavishes you in kisses from the ankle up.
johnny who when he runs his thumbs over your nipples is fucking delighted to find the few sparse hairs that grow there and spends endless minutes pinching and pulling at your tits being so careful not to pull out a single hair.
johnny who spends hours face down in your cunt with the curls of your pubic hair tickling his mouth, nose, and cheeks when he rubs his entire face over you.
johnny who when he comes inside of you immediately drops a hand between your legs to feel the mess he made and strokes his fingers over the hair between your legs until you're shifting against his hand, begging for him to fuck you with his fingers.
-- taglist for here be kink: @kaadaaan ; @acenby-weirdo ; @waves-against-a-cliff
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likesummerrainn · 4 months
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Athena's Minions Family
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fried-trash · 5 months
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*gently places down my Mingler oc and waits for him to be eaten alive*
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goldrushgold · 5 months
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I had to draw Ava and a new hairstyle for him😳
(inspired by @the-darkness-does-not-bargain t boy Ava au)
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the-kipsabian · 6 months
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dynamitekansai · 2 months
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aew: Who are the women that inspire the women of #AEW?
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montewave · 6 months
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Victor Creed as Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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Here's the lineart if you wanna have a go at coloring him. Just tag/credit me when you're done!
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junglejim4322 · 2 months
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Okay I know everyone’s focused on full bush but I am honestly perturbed by the fact even 0.5% of the results are TWEEZERS? HOW do you remove pubic hair with tweezers im scared for you and I also need to go home
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holajohna · 3 months
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Metal poster of Tarak from Displate
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Oh, you played Yakuza 4? *holds gun to your head* Name all the important plotpoints
please i have a dog dont do this to me hes very small and defenseless and pees when i have to leave the house because he has separation anxiety
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oakdll · 8 months
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“who do you main in smash bros”
peter griffin except he has the best nair in the game and an up b where you can sd but it kills first
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rashfordian · 9 months
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daily shuffle ting 📸
#im having a mid crisis when im not even middle aged n i dont wanna go back to school#good day and good night. i wanna sink into the floor#bc a football club i decided to support with my heart n soul has betrayed me n i dont even like to watch games anymore#also im reading a drarry fanfiction like im 13 again.#and my skin is awful. and and and im having a crisis n so many emotions that i dont even know where they stem from#i cant even smile properly anymore ive been facial training again bc ive slacked during covid n now —#i dont know how to my eyes have expresseds n i dont know how to smile or look like i care and i TOOK A HARDER HISTORY CLASS FOR NO REASONNN#I DONT EVEN LIKE HISTORYYYYYYYY#and i hate everything n ive been avoiding all my friends n texting ppl less n im just in a Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#i feel worthless n disgusting n my first thought when i wake up is 'i gotta take my acnetame and maybe if i deserve it i can shave my legs'#i naired one of them— my right. she is smooth in ways she hasnt been in a while. my left? chewbacca#n my school changed my passwords for my canvas so now tmr at 1:30 !! I GOTTA WALK UP THERE N GET MY NEW PERSONAL INFORMATION#the clothes i bought i didnt rlly like. but i just wanted to leave the store n make my grandmother happy. now im going into the school year#with clothes i hate n they dont feel gpod and theyre Not the right texture theyre too tight. But not in ways i love theyre too Tight.#n i .s.msneenen all my shoes r blk !!!! theyre all blk !!!!#sjsndjddjd and my hair !!!! my hair!!!!@ sjdjdjdu#God i just wanna lay in my room take showers n rot#roll around and hit myself on my headboard so hard i go into coma n i miss my entire year#n then i fuck off to hershey for chocolate bars and chocolate bags#cant even scrapbook right itsall paint its all paint n aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im in agony bc im not even saying whats rlly wrong with me#im focusing on the little problems and not the one it stims from. Like a web but if the spider only hang off the edge n never the middle#n everyone keeps talking at me n when i respond they yell at me for everything n i get pushed to the side#bc they hate whatever i have to say for whatever reason n wtv ig i hate them back. always pushing me down fuck them fuck them get out.#n now my friend is texting me her stuff after never speaking to me unless she has a problem#Anyways. sorry sorry. im whining im complaining im really depressed rn n def not in the right headspace to post any of this#or talk to anyone who is reading this. this probably doesnt make sense i left holes in my sentences#so sorry super sorry#that is a photo of me as a baby btw. it is the only one. please love her and maybe tell her she has nice eyebrows. she'd love that#we always take rlly good care of our eyebrows. thats a rule. we just plucked them today#anyways. see you. ill post hp gifs later n forger i ever felt bad to beginning. all of the best.
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electroratio · 1 year
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these are all redraws of old things but i think theyre funny
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goldrushgold · 1 year
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Beatrice is the Blue Ranger🔷
(inspired by @birgittesilverbae au)
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alphacrone · 1 year
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some people shave their legs because they feel pressured to. some people shave their legs because they like how it looks or feels. and SOME PEOPLE shave their legs because they randomly develop a sensory ICK to rubbing lotion into hairy legs and they are a DEHYDRATED BITCH
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shibe-myths · 8 months
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EVERY time I write Perierat’s scenes AUTOCORRECT TURNS IT FROM NEIR To FUCKING NAIR
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