#and cock

[unxstatic]

#Giantex Top Loading Water Cooler Dispenser 5 Gallon Normal Temperature Water and Hot Bottle Load Electric Home with Storage Cabinet #water #cooler #enlightening #water cooler #gigantex water cooler #and cock #spiritual

[theehorsepusssy]

happy new year my rugged lover

Lol.. I read that as "ragged"...then "rugby"

And Happy New Year to you too, my hot muffin

#Craving carbs #And cock

[euphoricfilter]

trying to write smut on public transport is so humbling 🏃‍♀️ anyone who dares read smut in public i salute you because this making me wanna cringe so bad at myself

#like i’m so happy no one can see what’s happening in my head rn #like just a mush of words #and figuring out a whole scene so what i’m saying actually makes sense #and cock #of course

[emjiroki]

All I'm thinking of as I go to sleep is Yakuza Boss Enji and how he would take care of me during this headache

#headaches are the bain of my existence and i have them 2-3 times a month #i need his comfort #and cock #both at the same time #emji 🩷 #yakuza boss enji todoroki #enji todoroki #em talks 👄 #late night ramblings

[leafyorange]

“how is Larry even attractive??? He looks like he hasn’t slept in days!” Okay- yeah and??

Like you think I’m not attracted to that?? AND LOOK AT HIM! HES IN A SUIT! A REALLY NICE SUIT

#larry pokemon #Pokémon #pokémon violet #pokémon scarlet #normal gym leader #pokemon larry #tiktok #Pokémon tiktok #he’s just some guy #but a hot guy #suit kink #hasn’t slept in days #needs coffee #and a break #and cock #i love him #sorry my demons talking #stan the man

[starsonmarsy]

im going to eat a fruiy roll up and faantasize about things

#like what just happened #and th3 file i listened to earlier #and how it fekt when he talked down to me whike i was high anr barely awake #and mush #and cock #head empty only hornt and gay #mars.txt

[theangiediary]

how can anyone get through s12 without wanting sam naked and whimpering on his back filled with.. love.

#and cock #tbh mostly cock #my GOD he's pretty

[chiripepe]

Had a lot of fun this weekend. Surrounded by cock.

#me #ybor city #and cock

[xoxo-blondeslut]

Did you guys know that I'm obsessed with coffee?

#and cock #and weed #kbye

[imsosocold]

A very (un)comprehensive review of Everywhere and Elsewhen:

This isn’t fun anymore if it ever was

Me: Not to be a lover but this is one of the few times time travel has been done well fantasy-wise.

Lomes: TOH actually thought about its magic system? Shock.

Sunniva: Would you time travel?

Me: No.Too many intricacies and uncertain probabilities .

Sunniva: You are scared of time loops.

Me: One of my worst fears.

Lomes: Plus you’re the type to think about what you  did wrong in the past and how you’d do it now.

Me: You don’t need to call me out like that.

Lomes: I know you’ll still put it in the post. 

Sunniva: Bur [ Noelle], what if you could save people by killing tyrants and such?

Me:  It could lead to more deaths and chaos though in the long run, with or without the butterfly effect being present.

Jorah: Chirstopher Colombus would be my pick.~

Me: Plus not one person alone is the sole reason for evil, someone else is likely to take their place-

Lomes : Kill whoever killed Che Guavera.

...

Lomes : Then try all the foods and activities and stuff I can’t do currently and take cool things back to our time to sell it for money.  

Jorah: If you stop people's parents from meeting, are you technically causing indirect abortions?

Sunniva: I don’t think there are any technicalities regarding time travel. 

Me, trying to put on a Monika voice: “Alright everyone.”  

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Me: I'll admit I don’t like the look  of the episode’s environment or characters. It’d be cool if it had a Casa Misa look to the buildings.  Or maybe something more like the Hakone Outdoor Museum.

Sunniva: But look at how Orange Pip is wearing Caleb’s jacket! And he has a matching hair strand.

Me: I hate his beard and mustache . 

Sunniva: I’m surprised they went with a Santa style but look, he seems to have a sprain. 

Me: Oooh. Still not enough. He should be way more banged up.   

Lomes: I’m genuinely not a fan of fashion choices of the cast.    

Me: Redesign?

Lomes: None of us can draw.  

Jorah: I’m trying to figure out how the autism creature isn’t Orange Pip’s Palisman? 

Me: We need more Palisman with patterns.

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Me: This is the most white women bullying to ever exist. Where are the human specific insults?

Sunniva: What bullying would you have him go through then?  

Me: Have them tie a leash around his neck and make him crawl around, choking him if he doesn’t move fast enough.  

Sunniva: That’s fucking vile.   

Lomes: Him being British is vile.

Me: He isn’t British, he just was raised around British people. ( I am not in denial).

Lomes: Whatever, he’s not flamboyant enough. Where’s the flair? The dramatics?  

Jorah: Belos is a beach person who has never been to the beach.   

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 Me: Well Lilith, I’d be over complementary too, if an entire Isles wanted me abused or dead.  >:(

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Lomes: I wanted to be upset at this episode's content and its lack of consistency and  quality but I’m upset cause this episode was really boring. 

Me: Thinking about how Dahlia Hawthorne went to Valerie and went “My teacher is trying to date me” and she went “ Oh boy, I can make money off of this”.

Lomes: Odd thought to get from this episode but okay.

Me: Most of my inspiration comes from associations I get from online images and such.

Lomes: We could be doing AA smash or pass instead.

Me: “Perhaps you will have fast forgotten this handful of words, the first stars of light in the shade of the world, they still hold worth.”

Lomes: You really do get odd associations. 

Jorah: Oooh, where did you get that quote from?

Me: Don’t remember, I even added that last part on.

Sunniva: Probably fanfic.

Me: Honestly, let’s just put the Caretaker on, it’d have the same effect this episode is having on me.

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* Silently watching Belos trying to sacrifice the duo.* 

Jorah: Peebis. 

I shamefully admit we laughed hard at that.

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Lomes: Dude went down easy and quick.   How did he survive this long? 

Sunniva: He’s probably used to it.

 Lomes: Oh.             

Me: Imagine Lilith being so mad at Philip and his actions that she turns into the Owl Beast. Imagine his scar coming from her swiping at Belos' nose. Imagine him recognizing the curse when Eda gets it. 

Jorah: Just punched a white guy, feeling good.

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Me: What did you get from the episode, if anything at all? For me the episode’s theme was the inevitability of fate and being disappointed by change.

Lomes: That Lilith is a girlboss.

Me: God, I hate the term of girlboss, I hate people calling Lilith that-

Lomes: The actual message is that TOH wasn’t ever very good.

Me: People are gonna screenshot my posts and post them on Twitter to blast us. 

Sunniva: This is a real thing, be careful everyone.

Lomes: Well, they can suck [ Noelle’s] nonexistent cock.

Me: Why mine??!!

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Me: You can’t see it but we have Belos in the jar. 

Sunniva: An ecosystem jar. 

Me: Don’t worry, it's large with a diverse environment. 

Lomes: If we don’t get enough reblogs, we’re gonna shake it 

Me: No.

Jorah: The Picasso bug is my favorite bug. 

#toh #toh critical #toh review #noelle #and cock #EDIT: MET CO WHOOps #dark humour #dark humor #let’s be covered in autism and frolick together by politicians on fire

[crystal-tit]

funfact btw sometimes my friends irl also call me tit

#and cock #because it's funny

[dontcare07]

UHHH

I LOVE THEM👩‍🎤👩‍🎤 WOO

#my little pony #shining armor #princess cadence #mlp art #mlp #shining armor mlp #art #my little pony art #cock and balls

[fractangle]

#caps lock #laps cock #hornyposting #shitpost

[lesbx]

good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance

#HER cock thank you very much. you think i download the MAN dick mods? like a misogynist?

[butchdarling]

You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn't want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That's what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.

Edit: Instead of tagging staff in this you may want to fill out a support ticket instead. It's a better way to tell them directly what exactly you dislike about the new changes and what makes them bad. You can label your ticket as feedback if you're unsure. Here's the link:

#had to reread this post multiple times to make sure I never said cock instead of coke btw

[squidmayo]

giving my enemies psychic damage by being too horny on main

#baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #astarion #bg3 #dhwhshdudvdjfjf #oh you wanna see into my brain? PREPARE FOR COCK