#and we’re not fucking cheating for once 🙄

[yourqueenb]

I think Dirty Little Secrets is interesting so far. And I’m surprised I haven’t seen more about it. It feels different than PB’s usual in some ways

#choices dls #choices dirty little secrets #choices #choices stories you play #playchoices #yeah it seems like they’re still gonna lean heavily on smut #that’s no surprise #but at least the LI has a little allure to him #and we’re not fucking cheating for once 🙄 #I’m sure the HOA bitch won’t be too different from their usual antagonists either #she def gives Vanessa from MoTY vibes #but I like the messiness of having a book centered around a neighborhood #I wanna know all the tea lol #and I want our neighbors gossiping about us and the LI #and obviously I’m especially intrigued by Sadie saying he killed his wife #the mystery aspect makes all of this even more interesting #so yeah overall we’ll see how PB handles it #hopefully they learned from the mistakes they made in MoTY with Vanessa and the PTA #and hopefully they don’t drop the ball on the mystery like they usually do #which is honestly very likely since they have a tendency to ignore plot in favor of smut 🤦🏽‍♀️ #either way though I’m tentatively optimistic #choices app

[0x1lovebot]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝'𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐲.

𝐉𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐌 𝐗 𝐅𝐄𝐌!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬; having feelings for someone who’s in a relationship is already so hard to deal with. so imagine jake’s struggle when the taken girl that he’s had feelings for for years comes to him for help in physics. will he actually move on or will the lines start to blur between tutoring and romance?

𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠; the members of enhypen and baekhyun of exo/superm.

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐬; kinda strangers 2 lovers, university au, social media au. crack, fluff, slight angst.

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬; suggestive/inappropriate jokes, extreme simping, cheating, mentions of alcohol (hyung line only), mentions of sex, violence, mentions of blood (nothing crazy I mentioned it like once I think), language,.

𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫; these are not accurate representations of idols!! plz remember that!!

𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: november 12, 2022

𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: november 15, 2023

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐬; 4 creatives and a weirdo in STEM || 3 creatives and a simp in STEM || privates

𝐨𝐧𝐞; first day of school everyone!!!

𝐭𝐰𝐨; I was hacked🤷‍♂️

𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞; let’s get out of here. [+0.6k words]

𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫; yeah he’s going to hell

𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞; i hate all of you equally☺️

𝐬𝐢𝐱; that test ate me the fuck up.

𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧; turn on the infamous sim jaeyun rizz😏

𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭; HEESEUNG U BEAUTIFUL GENIUS

𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞; i’ll see u fuckers later 🫶

𝐭𝐞𝐧; anyways it’s about that time again😀

𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧; still no tutor.

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞; matchmaker. [+0.5k words]

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧; all of u are useless bitches.

𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧; this is NOT a good idea‼️

𝐟𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧; i didn’t think he’d actually do it😦

𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧; shall we get started? [+0.6k words]

𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧; bro thinks we’re akinator😭

𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧; jay’s money, my money same thing🙄

𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧; would him liking u be such a bad thing🤨

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲; me. y/n’s apartment?? TODAY???

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞; y/n what is this😧

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐨; tomato tomahtoe let me be delusional🙄

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞; violent jay makes you happy??🤨

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫; she’s just like me fr

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞; my marbles are GONE

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐱; y/n’s bf stop being corny challenge failed😀

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧; WHY WAS I SLOWLY GETTING SEDUCTED BY HIM [+0.6k words.]

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭; el oh fucking el :)

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞; believe it princess😘

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲; the genius is back yall 🤩🤩

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞; so what i’m hearing is jake > baekhyun

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐨; sounds like a date

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞; camera thief caught in 4k 🤨📸

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫; BUT IMMA STILL TURN UP🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐯𝐞; FINE

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐱; #bestfashionsenseoncampus 😛

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧; THEY GOT THE HENNESSY 🤪🤪🤪🤪

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭; jake got that dawg in him fr😳 [+1.4k words.]

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞; they better not be fucking‼️ [+2.3k words.]

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲; we SHARED that bed 😗☝️

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞; MAGIC IS REAL

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐨; my girl❤️

𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒; no fornicating during finals week😤

𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭🏷️; @quokkasunggie @lilactangerine @ckline35 @theskzvibe @ily-cuz-i @iloveoceaneyesss @gongiz @jakewife @yenqa @kaislinging-slasher01 @bangchan-fairy @enhy4me2 @neozon3nha @viagumi @wondering-out-loud @liliansun @woneulz @cha0thicpisces @ahnneyong @octubreuno @curly-fr13s @alywalysenpai @mimimovv @calumsfringe @homelycat @thia-aep @enhastolemyheart @redm4ri @xiaoderrrr @ddenoudepression @wonniestars @apsrk2040 @ja4hyvn @shinsou-rii @cherryunie @jinsfavoritedoll @beomsbeanie @primroselover @hoonieluv @bluxjun @herefornamu @taylvvrr @iaaah @yvnjin-s @jakemyluv @koeuh @silquids @sumarchived @sserafimez @lomzy5 @jjakery

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#enhypen jake x reader #enhypen jake #sim jake fluff #jake sim x reader #enhypen smau #enhypen socmed au #jake sim scenarios #enhypen scenarios #sim jaeyun x reader #jake sim imagines #enhypen fluff #enhypen angst #enhypen crack #enhypen x reader #enhypen heeseung #enhypen jay #enhypen sunghoon #enhypen sunoo #enhypen jungwon #enhypen niki #faithwrites🌱

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Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

This is part 2, highly requested. But I honestly don’t know if I wanted for her to end back with Jack, stay with Travis, or have her stay single. So you decided the ending 😉

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etcanada During the red carpet for her new movie, we asked Y/N if she and rapper Jack Harlow were officially broken up, we also asked her if she was now dating football player Travis Kelce. “Once I’m done with someone, that’s it, there’s no coming back. It hurts because I felt he was my soulmate, but I guess I was wrong. Travis and I, we’re just getting to know each other, we both are going through a very public break up, we help one another, wether it’s a shoulder to cry on, or you know, something else, we’re just there for each other.”

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ynupdates 😢

ynupdates what if this was my 13th reason?

harlowfan So sad. but I get it he cheated and it sucks 💔

jackharlow Technically, that’s what she thinks I did. She never saw me with her own eyes, all she knows is what people were whispering in her ear, she was already having doubts about our relationship so she decided to use that excuse. I didn’t cheat and I would never.

yourusername Is that what happened? 🤔

jackharlow Yes

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yourusername Now he’s hitting my line, telling me they were all lies 🥱

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theestallion Bitch you better not

yourusername Just a lick 👅

kaliuchis NO

yourusername Fine 🙄

jackharlow Because they were lies.

yourusername Boy bye

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enews New couple alert 🚨 actress Y/N and football player Travis Kelce take to their social medias to post each other on their accounts. Does this mean they’re finally official? Let us know down below.

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ynsource I say I’m here for this

ynupdates 🙌🏼 yesssss the upgrade

jackharlow y’all are fake because you were under my post saying how happy y’all were when we got engaged now y’all happy she’s with some other dude

ynsource We’re team Y/N lol

yourusername 😊 @ killatrav 🤝🏼

killatrav Lmao 🤣 always 🤝🏼😉

jackharlowfans what does that even mean ⬆️

allaboutyn They’re probably just trolling or just friends with benefits.

ynupdates Y/N TELL US!!!!

yourusername 🤫 we’re just keeping each other company by warming each other’s bed among other things 🙈

killatrav & some more

urbanwyatt 👁👄👁

jackharlow we all know she’s just doing this for attention and to get me mad.

killatrav You’re so full of yourself. But is it working? Lmao stay mad. She’s with me now.

yourusername 😬 🙊

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jackharlow Ex girl got a bae now, but she still let me stay now.

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urbanwyatt I- 🧑🏼‍🦯

jackharlow 💀

druski2funnny Say what now?????? Y/n is back?

jackharlow She never left 😏

killatrav Why do you have to lie on her name for? Cheating on her wasn’t enough? You have to continue posting her and talking about her.

jackharlow Man mind your business.

killatrav She is my business though.

jackharlow Whatever you want to believe my guy.

@ jackharlow added to his story

@ killatrav added to his story

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yourusername I’m just enjoying life.

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kaliuchis eso mamacita

theestallion As you should. But bitch, which of these men are you really fucking 🙊😂

yourusername LMAAAO maybe both. Who knows at this point.

killatrav 😍 Last night was fun.

yourusername It definitely was 😉

jackharlow This morning was fun

yourusername 🫣 uhhhhhh

jackharlow Quit playing already

yourusername 😬😬😬 Fine, I was with Travis last night. This morning with you 🙈 Byeeeee nooow✌🏼

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#jack harlow #instagram au #jack harlow x reader #jack harlow x yn #come home the kids miss you

[luvrxbunny]

Let’s start with my mom: My mom is not the worst mom. I love her so much that it hurts. She could just be better like all the other parents in the world. Like once she kicked me out of the house bc of my stepdad who cheated on her multiple times and treated her like absolute shit. She would purposely put my little sister off to the side (which doesn’t make sense bc my step dad is her father😭) and would put her on me and my older sister. She used to constantly criticized me on how my hair looked, how I dressed,and more. But that motivated me. I changed up my wardrobe, started learning how to do my hair, bought makeup, everything. I did it not only bc of what she would say but what people at school would say. Which when I told her I was getting bullied at school, she told me to just stand up for myself and when I told her I didn’t know how, she would ridicule me about that too. Another time she flat out told me I wasn’t wanted. AT A PUBLIC POOL. There were worse times than others but I’m glad I still have a good relationship with my mom. Not everyone is as lucky as me

Now my dad on the other hand, fuck him. First off, when I was growing up he was a poor excuse of a father. He still is but that’s wtv🙄. He would bail on me at times even though he promised. And when his health got worse, he started to treat me like a maid. I do currently live with my dad and for the past few months, I have to do almost everything for him. He’s always like “Kenya do this for me” and “Kenya do that for me”. He asks me for so much that sometimes he pays me. I cook for him, I clean for him sometimes, I get things for him and what I don’t do, my grandma does. And let me tell you, my grandma is a strong woman bc I would have gave up a long time ago if I was her. This man is ungrateful, lazy, a piece of shit, and a overall bad person. He smells first of all at his big grown age, my grandma cleans up after him, and the reason I say he’s ungrateful is bc recently when he got back from the hospital bc of a knee injury, my grandma had stripped his bed and he got mad. He said and I quote “I told her what to do and she just did whatever she wanted to do.” So I said “you’re lucky she washed anything. Just ungrateful.” And this dumbass nigga had the audacity to say to me “I didn’t ask for your fucking attitude Kenya. You sit in here and let her do the shit.” Referring to her stripping his bed and cleaning his sheets. I just walked off before I hurt him bc he can be such a pain in the fucking ass, you know? Like y grandma is not getting any younger and you’re just putting more stress on her. And what kills me is he got a degree and never did anything with it bc he’s a failure. Why go to college and never have a career? What makes me mad about that is some people never got the chance to go to college and you just threw your life away like nothing? And he can’t even blame it on his health bc ITS HIS FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE. It’s all those years of terrible eating and unhealthy decisions that got you in this place.

I could really talk about my dad for hours and how much I hate that man. But what’s crazy is I would still be sad if he died. Sometimes I feel like I wouldn’t though

okay babes why are you almost me

i’m the same way with my mom, like she’s almost my best friend, we have a pretty good relationship, definitely better than most but she is also the meanest person to me in my life. she’s the only one who can make me feel as terrible as i do, yet i love her????

and for the doing everything around the house, i also relate to that. my mom has me and my siblings clean the entire house, she used to withhold food or sleep until we got things done, she would scream and more that i’d rather just not get into but luckily she’s too old to do that anymore— or we’re too big. but i don’t know why some parents think their children were made to serve them? like we’re our own people with our own lives. you wouldn’t like to be doing something like this for free so what makes you think i want to?

and i hope u don’t take this the wrong way but your dad sounds insanely immature. like as a grown ass man you’re yelling at your child and your mother over some bedsheets!?! just hearing abt it is making my blood boil

and then i said how you’d still be sad if he died omg i felt that

my dad was abusive and had been absent for god knows how long but if i randomly got some shit in the mail saying he died…? i think i’d still feel some sadness over it and it makes me even more upset that he can make me feel anything when he doesn’t deserve any of it

#luvrmail 💌 #group therapy~ <3

[weirdthoughtsandideas]

Alrighty so the final episode!

PLEASE say Maddox and Jet will be back next season. I need them to be. These siblings made the season tbh.

KOURTNEY!! Made me cry once again. The way everyone turned on their flashlights and she continued to sing 🥹🥹🥹 MY BABY

I could not care less about Rina or Portwell. I like all characters individually. I feel bad for EJ and I hope he gets to confront his dad. I am proud of how far Ricky has come. And I am happy Gina is starting to figure out what she wants. But I don’t care who dates who.

Fuck Channing 🖕🏼

Nini’s departure! Also the fact that she leaves opening night cards!!! I really hope she actually does do that in S4 too even if she’s not around

Why are they all so shocked over the trailer? They knew they were just acting bitchy and that they would make it more dramatic than it was.

DID WE EVER FIND OUT WHAT THEIR CAMP NICKNAMES WERE

So now we’re here with… my sweet and wonderful Ashlyn. The character that I think the fandom, to be honest, has been a little harsh on this season. Y’all started calling her annoying, ”out of character”, ”she’s gonna cheat on Red with Maddox/Val 🙄”. No?? What happened to you all being so happy and supportive for Ashlyn in S2 only to immediately bash on her?

I like Redlyn just fine. They’re very cute. ”I’m Ashlyn’s boyfriend and I’m bi” was the funniest thing I have ever heard, though I am slightly unsure why Red was even in the documentary lmao (and I don’t know if he was supposed to say something else and he said wrong/they cut what he actually said lol, but nonetheless it was very funny). I am completely fine with them being endgame - but I hope you all don’t forget that Ashlyn did have a self discovery this season.

Yes, Redlyn are cute, Redlyn are bicons, yes I agree. But what bothers me a little bit is the fact that many people have basically barely mentioned Ashlyn when talking about this season, except when they talk about Redlyn in the last episode. Where were you to say anything in ep6 with the firework hug? Where were you in ep7? 90% of what you seemed to talk about was Rina or Portwell. It leaves me a little itch when people just apparently don’t have anything to say except when she reunites with her boyfriend, and that’s when they even mention her. Even if I find Redlyn cute, this wasn’t a Redlyn season, it was an Ashlyn self discovery season.

Yes, you can talk about what you want. Maybe I am a hypocrite since I barely talk about Rina or Portwell. But this is actual WLW representation and it’s a little sad with specifically WLW representation, cause people are always so much more celebratory with MLM representation - like with Carlos and Seb, people immediately are like ”😍🥳🕺🏼❤️” but when it comes to WLW representation, it almost always feels like people are more like ”🤷🏼‍♀️”. This is why so many WLW shows gets cancelled, cause there’s not as much viewers, cause with queer rep people rather prefer two boys rather than two girls.

I often recommend the show ”Tudo Igual SQN” (All the same or not) on D+ for people who has watched HSMTMTS, especially people who likes Ashlyn and Maddox. There’s two characters named Pri and Trix who are very similar to them. But I feel like, if all of the HSMTMTS fandom would watch that show they would probably focus on the ”str8” ships a lot more than Pri and Trix. Probably focus a lot more on Trix and her boyfriend.

Did I want Ashlyn and Val to be together? No, Val is a lot older and in a whole other place in life. Did I want Ashlyn and Maddox to be together? I’ll… get back on that.

Maddox is another character people just don’t mention in this season, and often when they do it was either to go ”she’s annoying 🙄” or comment on her just saying something. Not a lot of people seem to comment on her storyline or the fact that she has a crush on Ashlyn.

What I want for Maddox is that she comes back in season 4 and talks to Ash. We see the documentary trailer and it seems like they will make it seem like Maddox is in love with her - which probably will cause some drama. I bet there’s gonna be drama for all of them over it.

Ashlyn seemed like she had some doubts with Red in the last ep, but she didn’t want to make him feel bad. We’ll see how it goes with that. The documentary will stear up some drama. If Redlyn stays together and is endgame, I’ll be happy for them. If they break up and Ashlyn ends up with Maddox I’ll also be happy (though, I also hope they can do it justice - I do want everyone to be happy). And if Ashlyn, Red and Maddox all end up single I’ll also be happy for them.

I also think Kourtney deserves her own little part here, because y’all were sleeping on her too this season. She plays ELSA and needs to be treated like the queen she is! Her anxiety storyline was so good. Her scenes were the only times in the entire series when I cried. When she climbed the wall. When Channing turned off the lights and she stood on stage, TEARS came for me when she started singing again and everyone cheered for her. I am so proud of Kourtney. She is so good. The only one who has gotten me to cry TWO TIMES in a show I barely felt a bit sad with last season.

Conclusion: For me, and me personally so this ofc does not apply to all of you, the characters who made the season the most for me was Ashlyn, Kourtney and Maddox. Everyone else was fine, but those three ladies really made it for me ❤️💜💙

#hsmtmts #maddox x ashlyn #maddox hsmtmts #ashlyn caswell #kourtney greene #high school musical: the musical: the series

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

Incorrect quotes with the boys(P8/?)

(Feat. Jupiter Jayfield)

Will: Can I be frank with you guys?

Jupiter: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Mikhail: Can I still be Mikhail?

Micheal: Shh, let Frank speak.

7/10 slay, Frank!

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Will: *Screams*

Jupiter: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Mikhail: Should we do something?!

Micheal, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

3/10 Jupiter would never he's too polite

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Will: I think Micheal was right.

Jupiter: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'

Mikhail: They wouldn't do that.

Micheal: You're right, Mikhail. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Micheal: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Micheal Told You So' on the back*

2/10 Micheal has never been right about anything

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Will: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Jupiter: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Will: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING MIKHAIL WITH ME

Micheal, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

5/10 tsk tsk we leave them alone for two hours 🙄

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Will: Listen, I can explain...

Jupiter: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Mikhail: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Micheal: You guys are getting paid?

5/10 Strangerkids heist movie

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Will: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Will and Jupiter, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Mikhail: Our turn, Micheal! One, two, three- vanilla!

Micheal, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

5/10 🤷‍♂️

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Will: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Jupiter:

Mikhail:

Micheal:

Everyone Else At Will’s Surprise Birthday Party:

Jupiter: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

8/10 that's what they get for getting Argyle to drop him off

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Will: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Jupiter: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Mikhail: I got distracted about halfway through.

Micheal: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

6/10 damn Micheal's so desperate he's taking Steve's advice💀

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Will: *Gently taps table*

Jupiter: *Taps back*

Mikhail: What are they doing?

Micheal: Morse code.

Will: *Aggressively taps table*

Jupiter: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

8/10 Will said Mikhail was prettier than El/Jane

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Will: Yo is Micheal sleeping or dead?

Jupiter: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.

Mikhail: Yeah, so did I.

Micheal: Okay first of all, fuck you-

Is my input even necessary?

That's all, folks!

#mikhailgate #jupiter jayfield #incorrect quotes #mikhail madness #wheelerverse of madness #into the wheelerverse #willhail #willhail endgame

[wenightmareyou]

92 Truths

michaela @agentdanaascully isabelle @carefuldaughtercas and i found this old tag meme that michaela and i did in 2015 so we’re redoing it 7 years later! i cant believe we’ve been on here this long jfc

(copying all of my old answers and keeping the funny ones bc there are some gems in here)

Once you’ve been tagged, you’re supposed to write a note with 92 truths on it. At the end choose/tag 25 people. (not doing this lmao)

I was tagged by michaela and isabelle in real life lmao

OPTIONAL: NAME: Kodie AGE: 23 Now here are the 92 questions:

WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. last beverage = Tazo awake tea 😌 2. last phone call = my mom lol 3. last text message = isabelle carefuldaughtercas 4. last song you listened to = heaven help us live 5. last time you cried = today listening to heaven help us live lmao

HAVE YOU EVER: 6. dated someone twice = technically? 7. been cheated on = yup 🙃 8. kissed someone & regretted it = yes 9. lost someone special = like as in died? if so yes 10. been depressed = maybe 11. been drunk and threw up = no 😇 

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 12. RED (keeping this answer the same as 2015 bc im endeared by the all caps 🥺) 13. black 14. yellow

LAST YEAR (2014) (lmao) HAVE YOU: 15. Made a new friend = yes 16. Fallen out of love = no 17. Laughed until you cried = yes 18. Met someone who changed you = yes 19. Found out who your true friends were = obsessed w the 2014 energy radiating off of this question. um yes i do know who my true friends are and i love them 20. Found out someone was talking about you = yes in a good way? 21. Kissed anyone on your [FB, Twitter, Tumblr Etc] List? = no GENERAL: 22. How many people on your [Fb, Twitter, Tumblr Etc] list do you know in real life = i know so many mutuals irl i have no idea,,,, like 20? 24. Do you have any pets = no :( im definitely definitely gonna get either a cat or a bird after i graduate though 25. Do you want to change your name= I really think I will someday actually <—-awww that was my answer in 2015 and i did 🥰 i love my name now, if anything i could see myself changing my last name someday but that depends 26. What did you do for your last birthday = lmao got boba and watched the lost boys with michaela 27. What time did you wake up today = i think 11?

🚨THERES NO 28 🚨 

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = for Panic! to finally start releasing new music <—LMAOO RIP AT MY 2015 ANSWER 💀 uhhhh the mcr shows this fall/seeing rhys darby on monday!! 30. Last time you saw your mother = maybe a week ago? 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = I wish I could drive <—KEEPING MY 2015 ANSWER BC I STILL CANT FUCKING DRIVE but yeah god i wish 32. What are you listening to right now = the hum of the refrigerator/michaela and isabelle also filling this out rn 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = tom my best friend tom who’s tom? wambsgans 🥺 but no irl i dont think ive ever met a tom, i just have the fictional one i rotate in my mind 34. What’s getting on your nerves right now= waiting for a text back 🙄 35. Most visited webpage = tumblr dot edu dot gov 37. Nickname = i dont have one :(  38. Relationship Status = single 39. Zodiac sign = scorpio 40. He or She = they 41. Elementary School = tbh i wonder w old ask memes like this what kind of response they wanted. like are they asking the name of your school? are they asking if you enjoyed it? if you remember elementary school? bc honestly i do not remember elementary school, love and light 42. High School = again what do they want w this?  43. College = i miss it! a little bit! 44. Hair color = dark brown/red 45. Long or short = short 46. Height = 5'4" 47. Do you have a crush on someone? = no <3 48. What do you like about yourself? = i like to think im funny 49. Piercings = none 50. Tattoos = none 51. Righty or Lefty: righty

FIRSTS: 52. First surgery= wisdom teeth 53. First piercing = ears but i let them close 54. First best friend = her name was haley 55. First sport you joined = I’ve never actually done a sport before <—love the way i flat out lied when i did this in 2015 lmao. i did cross country for a few months when i was 13 56. First vacation = mexico 58. First pair of trainers = i’m sorry this is such a funny question i don’t know why someone would remember this

RIGHT NOW: 59. Eating = nothing 60. Drinking = tazo awake tea lmao 61. I’m about to = make lunch 62. Listening to = isabelle and michaela still lmao 63. Waiting for = a text back still!

YOUR FUTURE: 64. Want kids? = hmmm maybe? that sounds like a question for future me 65. Get Married? = ^^^ 66. Career? = finishing my last year of law school rn so probably a lawyer unless something drastic happens lmao

WHICH IS BETTER: 67. Lips or eyes = still both! 68. Hugs or kisses = kisses 69. Shorter or taller = taller 70. Older or Younger = preferably same age <—jfc this is still so true 71. Romantic or spontaneous = both! 72. Nice stomach or nice arms = not to be like all stomachs and arms are nice but they are :(( 73. Sensitive or loud = both 74. Hook-up or relationship = no comment 75. Trouble maker or hesitant = sun in trouble maker, rising hesitant, moon in hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER: 76. Kissed a stranger = yes 77. Drank hard liquor = yes 78. Lost glasses/contacts = yes 79. Have dated = yes 80. Broke someone’s heart = i think so? 81. Had your own heart broken = yes 82. Been arrested = no 83. Turned someone down = yes 84. Cried when someone died = yes 85. Fallen for a friend = i’m gay of course

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86. Yourself = yes 87. Miracles = maybe? 88. Love at first sight = okay like yes but not in the way where you’re literally in love with them? but i definitely think you can have one interaction w someone and *know* if you had more time together you would fall in love 89. Heaven = yes maybe kind of but also no except when its yes but not actually yes no <3 90. Santa Claus = no 91. Kiss on the first date = lol yes 92. Angels = im copying isabelle and michaela and saying cas 

this was so fun, i cant believe we’ve been on here long enough to make these answers dated and cringy. i’m not tagging anyone but do if you want to! if im still on here in seven more years i’ll do this again lmao

#long post // #my post #i cringed so much during this but also 🥺 at us being tiny babies on the internet being asked if we’ve had hard liquor or gone to college😭

[daydreamrry]

they’re using his family bc, like others have said, people hyped it up as being a sign that they’re serious. nevermind that they’ve stupidly been saying that since the beginning, like seconds after the wedding pics dropped. the “super serious” line was clearly pushed hard so olivia wouldn’t look like a trash person that cheated on her fiancé and dropped her kids for a weekend in montecito to drive around in a clown car literally during a pandemic. and like other people have pointed out, his mom and sister always get involved. it’s all so borringgggg. imagine stunting with HARRY STYLES and you’re still such a fucking snooze fest. sorry, o, you’re not/never have been special. and no amount of clownery with his family in front of paps, fans, or an arena-sized audience is going to make the majority of people think any different. imagine if the idiots behind the stunt actually used their power/influence for good instead of promoting a washed-up wannabe director? I just pray she sticks to the LA shows and leaves the rest of the stops alone. we’re all sick and tired of her, and since she reads all this maybe she’ll get a clue for once. 🙄

tea.

[storiesofsvu]

8, 24 & 35 (unusual asks)

8. What would you say is your best quality?

My ability to not give a fuck. LOL. I know that sounds weird, but like, the times at work when there’s fucking 30 chits out of the printer, the room’s PACKED and for some reason I’m the only bartender, instead of freaking out (okay sometimes i do freak out) I’m just all “well...whatever. No fucks given” and thus...am chill. Similar when drama starts to get spread I’m all “i literally do not care”. Working at the theatre the kids are always like “omg omg omg, I’m so sorry, I’m coming right back for that tray of drinks!” And I’m all “dude...I’m writing fanfiction. I couldn’t care less if the people in the audience are waiting for their drinks, don’t apologize to me....” lololol

24. Opinion on relationship age differences?

Listen...you’re talking to a girl who was 31 dating a 21 year old (would i ever do that again...fuck no....) and at 24 I was FWB wit a 41 year old...(that one worked better...)

Obviously, I’m big on both partners being over 18, even over 21, like, if you can’t drink in the states...we not gonna work... but I do believe that once the younger person hits a certain age, that age really is just a number. Your life experience can be varied a lot, someone who’s in their 40’s may not have as much as someone who’s like, 27. I throw no shade. (See previous answer about not giving a fuck lol)

PERSONALLY, being 31, I will not date under like...27? And obviously I have no qualms about someone being 20 years older than me 👀 LOL.

35. What is your definition of cheating?

Oof. Any flirting with the *intent* of it going further (hello...bartender/server here, flirting is literally part of my job). Okay wait...let me rephrase. Uhm...ACTIVELY seeking out someone to flirt with/flirting with them and then the above. If you’re out and someone starts hitting on you and you don’t turn them away right away, that’s fine, if you’re flirting to get free drinks/stuff, go for it, use that sexiness for free shit. You go girl. A returned kiss, or anything past that is considered cheating in my books. If someone kisses you and you don’t return it/deny a second one/say you’re seeing one, that’s fine. Also emotional affairs are even more damaging than physical ones. I’d rather my partner have slept with someone once (safely...) than ended up in an emotional affair with someone.

Also well we’re on the topic. I am bisexual, and thus, I believe that if I am in a relationship with someone, and kiss a girl, THAT’S FUCKING CHEATING. But no...TWO of my ex’s were all “you’re kissing a girl , it’s not cheating” to the point that my most recent ex even said “you can sleep with whatever girl you want, i just want to know about it, preferably beforehand.” DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?? THAT’S LITERALLY CHEATING?? 🙄🙄 (also 10 bucks says that if I had done it and told him about it, he wouldn’t feel the same...) THAT being said, if you’re drunk kissing your straight bff’s, like, whatever. I kissed my friend Katie at the christmas party multiple times, but she’s straight, so like, that i don’t consider cheating.