#arachstar

[iobartach]

what if mig banned pizzas in the spider society, what then--

#crack #verse; trasnaigh an rubaicón #novaragno #arachstar #it started with pineapple on pizza and just escalated-- #one man crusad.e against pizz.a and fun yhujim

[mxrales]

🍿🍿🍿

#dash comm #arachstar #novaragno #LMAO

[leatherforhell]

Things I Like About Myself, addressed to a Mr. Hobart Brown (@arachstar)

look at my hair isn’t it gorgeous

my eyes are dark brown which is so the best color

I have MULTIPLE ear piercings so I have OPTIONS which means I can have a goth earring a cute earring AND a seasonal earring. all at the same time. I’m a genius

I am so smart actually that should be its own point

I’m also hilarious. no one appreciates my humor enough 

speaking of kissing I am an excellent kisser 

Have you seen my tattoo?? gorgeous. designed it myself. can you believe

you have never in your life met anybody as good at menial chores as I am

I’m also great with kids. except for the swearing. but other than that I am so good

I have an excellent fashion sense

Actually my fashion sense is so impeccable that I can change styles every day and still look cute. have you ever seen me wearing the same outfit twice?? no you haven’t

I may not be good at cooking but I am good at finding food in a pinch, no one’s ever gonna be hungry around me

I also make the best fast food combos. stuff you’ve never even thought off. back to the genius thing

I do ALL THE JOBS and I do them ALL THE TIME!! construction? that’s me! janitorial? also me!! plumbing, electrical, tech?? damn I’m on a roll

did you know I can make a perfect circle without a stencil

I’m also good at juggling

dogs love me. actually all animals love me but like… dogs though

I might be bad at strategy games but I am a killer at fps

haha. killer. I am also good at puns

I have good taste in friends 🥰 nudge nudge

and also everything else tbh but especially music. hint hint

I’ve never once broken a bone despite all the dangerous Gotham bullshit. do you understand how impressive that is

Oh I didn’t even think about it because I never do my makeup but I’m great at that too. go me

I’m very expressive, which is great, because I live in the gloom capital of the world

I smell nice. or like, my soap smells nice. but I feel like it counts because I’m deliberately trying to smell nice

sometimes I can scare people just by using my I’m Not Mad I’m Just Disappointed face, which is always fun

I’m very good at shenanigans. you wanna do a hijink, I’m there

I have watched the pride and prejudice bbc miniseries in its entirety no less than eight times because I am Good Person and Jason wants to so I do it

I’m friends with some of the rogue gallery even though they are, infamously I would say, hard to get along with

I tip well

I’m bisexual

I’m very high energy

I am an EXCELLENT thief. literally how could anyone do better than ‘just teleport the thing to where I am.’ catwoman has nothin on me

I’m very good under pressure

I fall asleep and then STAY asleep, which is probably not a great one to list but I’m very glad I do it because I would be a monster if I didn’t sleep well

I’m a fast texter. speed demon 

as I said I’m not a good cook but I CAN make some mean tortillas. there’s an old lady in one of the apartment buildings I work on that was determined to make me learn how to cook one singular thing and that was the best we got

oh shit I speak so many languages! how did it take this long to mention that! I’m like a god damn universal translator! 

I’m very good with names AND faces

automatic designated driver and very good at it. nobody’s getting lost in an alley around me I’m keeping a close eye 👀

I’m a good dancer too! I used to be able to do pointe but I might break an ankle if I tried it now. but I’m still a good dancer in other styles

like did you know I can salsa. so sexy of me fr

I also know how to ice skate

and bowl! I’m so good at bowling!

I was a pretty cute kid, too. I wish I had pictures. I’ve only got one and it’s from a Photo Booth at the mall

my powers are really cool, actually. I can bend metal with my brain. that’s fucking cool

I know the subway and bus schedules by heart

oh and I can teleport! not just stuff but I can teleport ME 

I am also the person picking up all those leftover batarangs and whatnot. and putting them in neat and orderly piles. and then returning them to the Batmobile. in case anybody was wondering.

I picked a pretty badass name if I do say so myself 

I can do a back flip. fuck you thats 51 I’m so fucking good at this. bite me

#PLEASE GOD LET THE READ MORE WORK I AM BEGGING #IF IT DOESNT WORK IM SO SORRY #also nobody is gonna read this whole thing I’m sure so #tl;dr: despite all the ego clara manages to to mentions her main positive trait which her propensity for kindness #and the way she takes care of and loves the people around her #BC SOMEHOW!!! SHE IS CONVINCED SHE IS NOT A GOOD PERSON #idk why I said ‘somehow’ I know exactly how I literally made her #ooc. #ic. #BOTH???? SOMEHOW #arachstar

[hanpotpot23]

JUNE 2 TOMORROW LETS GOOOOOOOOO in celebration i have drawn a variant of my spidersona B)

#my art #spidersona #spiderman #spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #arachstar #hahahaha #get it #a ROCK STAR #man im such a genius

[neonwebs]

LOUD SUDDEN LAUGHTER

#dash comm tbt. #arachstar #|| this is exactly how he laughs #「 ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ɪᴛ || ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪɢᴀᴍɪ 」

[lavcrre]

hi holly the thought just occurred to me but i think jester could totally carry hobie and i think thats really funny. and thats 25!

THIS IS THE GREATEST ASK I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IN MY LIFE.

IT HAS EVERYTHING!! EXCELLENT CROSSOVER. GOOFY CHARACTER HEADCANON. UPHOLDING THE META OF THE ASK HEADLINE. THIS IS AMAZING THANK U

#ooc. #answered. #arachstar #the disblelief and joy that overtook my body as I counted……. #ITS THE FACT THAT YOU TACKED THREE ON #ITS THE PERFECT JOKE #GOD!!! #saved.

[astrapink]

" you're not a ken. you're too cool. welcome to barbie land! i love your color palette! does it change very often or are you set in one? " astronaut looks over at the new comer. he is cool. she likes his mask and his swagger. the kens have no swagger. / @arachstar gets a starter

#arachstar

[psycadenza]

smash or pass?

smash or pass - accepting !!

“ in all honesty, hobie would be my type, you know ? but we’re friends . “

“ theoretical smash . “

#🎶 he fleeth as it were a shadow┊┊☽ * · : ic #arachstar #// 🏳️‍🌈❓

[12piritarch]

leans on it.

selfish. humans... are selfish. they always have been, and they always will be. so it's okay for aviv to be selfish too, right? he leans on it, taking comfort in its deceptively inviting body. its tail coils around his arm, its head just barely turns to touch their foreheads together as impersonally as such a gesture can be. it's selfish. it's selfish. human warmth is reserved for that of humans.

it could rip him open. it could locate the source of that warmth. it could eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat——

but it doesn't really want to.

so it turns its head a little more, dragging a sandpaper tongue from his hairline into dense coils. a single, affectionate gesture, before knocking their foreheads together again.

it can be selfish. it can bask in someone's warmth.

it cannot be selfish. it cannot steal that warmth for itself.

#hey #in char. #devil cat. #arachstar

[spidersiren]

❝ you look like you've got something to say. ❞ says @arachstar.

grief was a cathedral everyone visited, a religion all prayed to, knees - down and head bowed. lorelai was no exception, and she doubted hobie was either.

she wondered what, if anything, broke his heart first. what that first grief was. if it was anything like hers, anything like the others she's met.

lor's nosey. sue her.

❝ you stepped in dog shit. ❞ she opts for instead, head gesturing to his left boot.

#arachstar #▎「 arachstar. #▎「 the sea spider / the siren. （ arc 01. ） #me after posting anything: sorry for her </3

[iobartach]

so mig's taking a stand against pizza...

@arachstar @novaragno @4r4chn10 "Say what you will, do what you please. I've made my decision. It won't make a difference. So you all have until midnight to enjoy your last slices."

@therapardalis "Sounds like you've got some ideas in mind?"

@xenjoyedthat "But you don't-- Why are you against this?"

#crack #arachstar #novaragno #4r4chn10 #therapardalis #xenjoyedthat #MAN #i wasn't leave this but-- #i could barely keep a straight face #let the pizza war continue-- #😂

[skullkxd]

🖋 👀

I THINK REE AND HOBIE HANGING OUT WOULD BE SO COOL…

ree is still small but they don’t trust very easily. I think Hobie would pick up on that quick and be a mentor to them, possibly

Ree going back to their universe and getting Hobie a Pokémon. He could make a little Pokémon watch…

actually ree bringing him to their universe has the potential for SO much chaos I am HERE for it.

#arachstar #;; answered

[leatherforhell]

fun 2am conversations w mae

#ooc. #arachstar #to be clear Clara does Not want to #but holly would very much like for Clara to be stabbed. it’s fun for me

[mxrales]

@arachstar said: miguel can't see movement. don't worry, just stay still.

“Uhh, I dunno about you, Hobie—but last time I checked, Miguel had EYES—“

#🕸️ 𝙼𝙸𝙻𝙴𝚂 𝙼𝙾𝚁𝙰𝙻𝙴𝚂. — | ic. #🕸️ 𝚂𝙿𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙴. —| verse 01. #arachstar #I’m sorry for him smh

[shondearchive]

screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.

" and i'm going to do something. even worse, my beloved spider. i'm going to let you live. "

#arachstar #dance of world restarter ( asks. )

[astrapink]

dress up with hobie! / @arachstar only can rb!

#arachstar