#bagelme

[eyfey]

Today’s Bagelmancy Reading

Dropped my bagel but it landed on the plate.

Watch out, but do not dread.

[spikeinthebox]

It's #throwbackthursday to last weekend when I chowed on this tasty batch of super-fresh herb bagels, made the right way (boiled first!) by the skilled hands of @maryreignsupremo, the new Bagel Queen of East Van! Take that, Solly's! Schmeered with a dallop of Philly and reheated to melt the cream cheese just so. בתאבון! #tbt #mak #thebagelqueenofeastvan #bagelme #morebagel #bagel #bagelfest #schmeer #beteavon

#morebagel #beteavon #tbt #bagelme #throwbackthursday #bagelfest #bagel #schmeer #mak #thebagelqueenofeastvan

[killinquinn]

Things that happened at work today

I'm starting a thread of things I hear, see, or have happen at work. This is gonna be great.

#work #girl #bagelme #bagel #drama #shocking #wtf #lol #really #a lot of this is ridiculous #get ready #just you wait

[occasionallybagel]

will we ever see a gooey bagel?

“I still prefer the Bagelmence.”

#goodra #pokeask #daily pokemon #occasionallybagel #Anonymous

[nako-doodles]

Play matchmaker and pair up each bts member with one of your mutuals and explain why✨

aiight but like 94% of my mutuals are seokjin stans bc I need ppl to cry about seekjin rip can I just ship everyone w seokjin

🌸Kim Seokjin: @selenenamjoon 

tess, my love my stars, ilusm💖 I feel like you and seokjin, as fellow food enthusiast and lokey the cutest mofos around, would be one of those couples everyones like “lmao yea they are adorable and so married they feed each other bits of each other’s plates” and sasses/mothers the children aka all your friends…and also super down to just sit down and chill for the next 234859423 years

🌺Min Yoongi: @sugcult 

charlotta, my sweet my actual #goals💕, I feel like you and yoongi would get along like a house on fire (or rather just two people in conformable silence listening to music or watching trashy tv and sending each other memes) bc both of you know what you want in life and are unafraid to to voice your opinions and are wise beyond your years and I feel like both of your personalities would mesh really well? 

🌵Kim Namjoon: @justice4jin

caycie 😍 I know we dont really talk much, but your blog is so aesthetically pleasing and beautiful and every time I see you in my activity I smile 💕 plus, you seem like the chillest person around but also seem like The Person to go to for deep 2am Deep Thoughts, and you two would be s o c u t e wandering in the park, with the rain falling

🌻Jung Hoseok: @jinstantnoodle 

genevieve my moon my #bagelmate 💜 aka the sunniest human alive wow how are even real, my love?? you brighten everyone’s day by being a lovable dork and h o n e s t l y you and hoseok would just be the silliest #powercouple ALIVE, being the number 1 hype couple and brightening everyone’s day up

🌲Kim Taehyung: @choquejin 

kaylie my life my love❤️ I know you are older but tae is such a sunshine and lively and you are such a lovely nurturing soft I am always thankful that you are in my life. you are always super deep and I feel like since life keeps shitting on you, you need someone to take you on adventures and take cute pics with, and have enlightening conversations with, and just someone to light up your days esp during these days where the rain keeps coming

🌱Park Jimin: @kimseokjinniestan 

Anna aka the sweetest person 💕 and A GIANT SOFT WHO LOVES EVERYONE WITH ALL HER HEART and boop noses and giggle cutely wow you and jimin would be so cute???? *clutches chest* the cutest cuddliest softest couple ever

🌼Jung Jungkook:  @suckjinvamp 

priyanka ❤️ you are super cute and nice and funny and your replies on my posts always makes me laugh out loud?? you’re so friendly and lovely why did you decide to become mutuals w me???? I feel like you and jungkook would be one of those couples that just sit in one of those 90s themed diners sharing a milkshake at 2am and just enjoying each other’s company and leaning against each other?? wowie

#lmao this stressed me out so much #im really bad at matchmaking im here to support my sons and to love my soft sons #so I hope yall like my placements and reasoning #ilusm u guys thank u for making my time on Tumblr after remaking and taking abreakso amazing #ans

[jolynelovemail-moved]

lawd thank thomas the tank peen-bagelM

quick question what are you saying to me? why are you doing this to me? what the fuck?

#asks #nani the fuck? #HnmBSND #Anonymous

[filzphotography]

#bagelme #frenchtoast 😻 (at Bagel Me!)

#bagelme #frenchtoast

[eyfey]

Not to brag, but I didn't drop my bagel ONCE this morning.

#hashtag mlg pro #bagelmancy reading means this is gonna be an okay day probably #real life

[nako-doodles]

★ #bagelmates so i expect only the best x

genevieve my love 💖💖💖

since we are #bagelmates we got: DEAN - bonnie&clyde bc you are the bonnie to my clyde

SEND ME A ‘★’ AND I’LL PUT MY IPOD ON SHUFFLE AND TELL YOU OUR SONG🎶

#ilusm thank u for doing thsj wkdndkekdh #also this is the chillest okfg #ans