Ok I'm like at ACT 2 of Bakerlon but THIS WOMAN I FRIVKING SWEAR.
HOW? How are we asking all these questions but missing the important one;
Just look at these leading questions, "oh, my husband he was *PERFECT*, he would never - but wait let me tell you about his drinking problems and drama with the stab victim. Oh ? No it's not his, that's my Dagger."
HOW THE HECK DID SHE GET THE DAGGER. DO YOU JUST CARRY IT WITH YOU ON THE STREET MA'AM ? You didn't *know* this train was going to be haunted. Wink wink. It's almost like you co-planned this with the crystals professor - The one that seems intent to prove the Khan family had this dark history of coverups.
And even before this ma'am was INSISTENT on setting MASS HYSTERIA onto the crowd.
"AH! Everyone look there, in that inconspicuous corner that most people missed & maybe I shouldn't yell out into a room with the murder victim. IT'S NOT JUST A FLOWER. IT'S A *RED* REVENGE POPPY."
And now that my husband is dead, I'm instead going to focus on telling everyone about THE CURSE. No I'm not going to focus on my grief for my dead husband, he's already dead.
THE CURSE.
It will end us all ~
Like ma'am. You're so suspicious you can rival PAIMON for the unknown God allegations. And if she really has nothing to do with the murder then she's the most irritating Red herring out there.
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U know earlier i was like lets grind for the ssr luke event card for bakerlon event cause i just got time only today to start. So i decided to pull using my very limited funds which was 20 pulls max.
I DID NOT EXPECT THE FIRST CARD TO BE SMACKED IN MY FACE IS THE LUKE CARD. AND LIKE IN THAT PULL ONLY I GOT IT TWICE. I WENT CRAZY ALSO GOT A NEW SR LUKE CARD SKDBDKJDKDKDKDKDK FREAKING UPGRADABLE
And then im like oh so should i grind for vyn now? Cause hes always been my next fav and then i used the other 10 pull i have left and im like theres no way im gonna be that lukcy right? *FREAKING GLOWS RAINBOW* THERES NO WAY IM THAT LUKCY *GETS SMAKCS WITH THIS*
I didnt get to screenshot the full end pulls cause i accidentally clicked it skshsksjks but yeah twenty pulls and somehow. Like these coin thingy i havent used it yet so thats that
LIKE BROOOO WHAT??
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I literally love Baldr Legal so much, and seeing William Lewis in the Bakerlon event is like eternal entertainment to me!!
Like even just take this earlier conversation where he explains why he’s here…
I think his sentence is meant to be taken as, “if it wasn’t for Howard Syter, my partner would be Ingrid Rosworth…” but it could also totally be taken as ‘smh I can’t believe Howard isn’t here on this cool train adventure with me’. Canonically Howard and William are just love rivals for Ingrid, but it would be sooooooo good if that dynamic was complicated by them liking each other. Or at least William liking Howard.
Like,
We know you’re both pining after her, but if you took a moment to face your supposed rival maybe your issues would be solved…
Perhaps the whole firm is just made of Baldr Bisexuals. Ingrid is already so complicated but I think she’s voiced at least a few of her feelings before—though the better spokesperson on her is def @theres-a-bea whom I love and adore but yeah.
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Kinda maybe spoilers for Bakerlon but
Eugh
Marius is so??
I love silly serious man
Also Vyn is so done with this brat and I love their dynamic so much
Rosa has so much she has to deal with and she's done with them too lol
Also I love how Vyn getting up late is constantly brought up. Cute? Unexpected? Idk I love Vyn too :>
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there’s nothing more embarrassing then not being able to do ANYTHING in a game because your broke as fuck. got no s chips, no ap energy drink, no coins, no pulls, no case reports, no astral memories, no stellis assignments, not even a home deco vouchers, no tears of traces to trade, and my disk rack is STILL not finished 😭😭
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bakerlon crack part 2:
VYN YOU DID NOT-- rip marius
marius you need to up your game
LMAO NXX ONLY HAS TWO STATES: either a chaotic mess fighting over rosa or rosa's dedicated fan group
reason why luke isn't in both crack posts is because he's a good puppy and wouldn't stir up shit UNLIKE SOMEONE WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH V *COUGHS COUGHS*
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hey, hope bakerlon's treating you well! i just wanted to ask you since you usually note things like this, have you seen any references to LIs' card stories during the event gameplay? tbh i've been tapping through/speed reading some of it so i'm sure i've missed some stuff, but i did screenshot the "wordless love letter" mentioned in a crystal research task (artem's card iirc) and i think there was sth earlier in the event story about an organization that would leave a sign/calling card (luke's card)...? --vynegar
@vynegar
Heyo!
Thank you for the ask! :)
I wish I had better news about Bakerlon. The pulls haven't been going well on my end, but it's the nature of the game, unfortunately. I'm 60 pulls in, and the only SSR I got was Vyn's Romantic Rail Getaway card from over a year ago. lol.
I don't have enough to go any further, so I have to call it.
For the Bakerlon event, there are references to the other LI's card stories! Most of them are under the Crystal Research parts of the event. Due to storage issues and being unfamiliar with the general event card stories, I've missed a few of them, but I have caught a couple.
There's a creator on Hoyolab that has compiled the general screenshots where the event references the stories, and I'll link it here. I'll throw it under the cut in case of spoilers.
Many thanks to Michellexylee from HoyoLab for compiling all the complete screenshots.
Luke's card story reference (A letter with a Twifoil Mark. Accompanying this reference is an explanation from the librarian about the Twifoil organization.)
Marius card story reference (A piece of paper with the words: Eris International Trade. In addition, there's an additional piece of dialogue - "Miss [Y/N], interview for office secretary at 2pm at 10 Shaudik Street.)
Vyn card story reference (An old book pulled from the utility closet with the title: Tellus Travelogue. In addition, there's an additional piece of dialogue Rosa says, "If the destination takes me to an unknown world, I'm willing to accept the invitation."
Artem's card story reference (A card found in the utility room that has a blank front, but has a handmade sketch of a rose in the back corner, along with a line of illegible words. Talking with Dr. Miller reveals that the card is a wordless love letter, one of the most romantic expressions of love. Wordless love letters say nothing and everything at the same time.)
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