#bc making it genuinely brought me sm serotonin

[not-me-simping-for-blasty]

bakugou icks:

- holds his spoon like a 4 yr old. like, hand curled into a fist around it. hunCHES OVER HIS FOOD LIKE AN ANIMAL TO SHOVEL IT INTO HIS MOUTH FASTER

- has never worn a belt willingly in his life,, will never wear one by choice. no matter how busted his pants look.

- when he gets the hiccups bakugou gets genuinely angry at himself. literally hitting his legs in frustration, face scrunching up n flaring red like he’s dying over sum goddamn hiccUPS

- i’m sorry but,,,, holDS HIS PHONE LIKE A BOOMER. literally 25 inches away from his face, minimum. always squinting at acronyms being used in the gc,, has to look them up on fucking urbAN DICTIONARY

- this man is constantly clenched up. i mean like, flat ass, square ass, pants dont fit right ass bc he’s clenching up both cheeks sm

- bakugou literally has a meltdown every single time theres a stray hair on him. like he just thinks it’s gross so he’s there trying to pick it off but it keeps sticking to his fingers and he’s shaking his wrist, practically breaking it while his face goes red like he’s gonna cry

- eats like a mf animal so bakugou gets food stuck in his teeth all the time. what makes it even worse is that he never waits to use a dental pick to remove the food, he’ll just stick his entire hand in his mouth and dig around while still at the table with u

- feels extremely pressured if u watch him tie his shoes,, so he fumbles over it like twice, at minimum, and then screams bloody murder at you to stop looking

- mf has entire arguments with people in his head and if bakugou isn’t careful, he will scream his retorts out loud

- puts the neck of his shirt in his mouth and chews. this happens every single time he sits down to watch tv. when he gets up he’s always got this giant dark spot on his shirt bc of his spit

- refuses to clip his toenails and tears them instead. tells u it’s “quicker” but its literally not and he looks like a child all curled up and picking at his feet

- one time y’all visited his home together and u watched mitsuki scream at him. bakugou hardly said anything during the argument (bc she’d literally sleep him if he did) but when he stormed back into ur room, he did shut the door behind him. Closed it gently instead slamming it like he clearly wanted to, and turned around to silently flip off his door like a child throwing a fit☹️

- you’ve seen this man ram his shoulder into just about every doorway on the planet. it might be that he’s not paying attention, or maybe he just has rlly poor spatial awareness, but either way bakugou is runnin into everything

- bakugou def has a favorite romance manga,,, which would be cute, except its actually not bc its a reverse harem one. and when he was younger, lil bakugou wrote all these notes in the margins just tearing all the male love interests apart. v much used that manga as a “what not to do” guide and physically wrote out comments about how he’s better than those guys and what he’d do instead😭😭

- cannot sing for the mf life of him,, but he refuses to admit defeat if y’all go out for karaoke w/ ur friends. just, gets up on stage, and completely embarrasses himself the second the mic is put in his hands. runs back to the table tho and genuinely thinks he did good

- i,, no i am so sorry for this one but its, like, its true,,, BAKUGOU COMES CRIMINALLY CLOSE TO EATING HIS SCABS. SOMETIMES HE ACTUALLY DOES (fight me on it idc, look me in the face and tell me im wrong. u cant bc im not wrong. just think about it for literally half a second)

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pls y’all im begging u, drop me some bakugou icks of ur own ,,,, im literally fueledTM by how weird he is

#i hope y’all enjoyed this #bc making it genuinely brought me sm serotonin #like i love him and hes hot #but also no bc hes a fucking dweeb #bakugou katsuki #bnha bakugou #katsuki bakugou #bakugou x reader #bnha fic #bakugou x y/n #mha bakugou #mha fic #bakugou imagine #bakugou x you #bakugou hcs #bakugou headcannons

[sacredpit]

🍋 🍉 🍓 🍆 🥒 🌶 [ 😘 ily Eli ]

munday questions .

🍋 :   does your muse complain about things to you ??   if so ,   what ??

answered here !! 

🍉 :   if you considered a time travel thread ,   when   would your muse go ??

i could see kak being extremely wary of time travel not only because he’s seen back to the future several times but because much of the stuff he went through in his life he later came to the realization that he sort of had to go through it to become the person he is now. as much as a history nerd as he is, i don’t see him wanting to visit antiquity because he wouldn’t want to fuck anything up for like the entire human race or risk getting stuck there somehow lol. it would kind of be sweet if like p4 kak could go back & visit pre-p3 kak & tell him that he’s gonna make it through all the dark & ugly shit & also meet his best friends & marry the hottest guy ever but he’d only do that if it was a no-stakes thing i.e. there was no chance of the present or future getting screwed up, if that makes sense.

🍓:   what’s your sweetest rp experience so far ??

i’ve been part of the tumblr rpc for so long at this point i genuinely do not know but i can tell you the sweetest thing that’s happened to me in the rpc within the last couple of years. on my old old blog (not to be confused with my old blog) i basically made a vent post where i was like feeling super insecure & was like omg everyone hates me i’m a flop & i was like fully expecting everyone to just ignore it & i would delete it the next day like nothing happened bc u know it just be like that sometimes but i came back like an hour later & so many of my mutuals left the kindest most thoughtful shit in the replies like i actually cried it was so genuinely kind & though the jojo rpc was a hellscape at that time, i really felt like welcomed & valued & i still think about it to this day tbh vhjdvhfdfhj though i still go through times where i just feel invisible or like i don’t matter, when i think of that it’s like +10 serotonin boost lmao

🍆 :    how much sin appears on your dash every day ??

not a lot, actually!! which may be surprising since i only interact with other 21+ muns but like half the time when there’s sm*t on my dash ....... i’m the one writing it JFVBHJDJKSFBJFHD

🥒 :   are you thinking about reviving old muses ??   who ??

that’s only like the entire concept of the multi i’m making fbhvfbhjbhjfjffvhjf though there are a lot of muses there i’ve been wanting to write but haven’t gotten around to yet, some of the ones that are coming back are risotto (wrote him briefly in 2020 before i had to disappear for personal reasons), giorno (haven’t decided if he’ll be on the multi yet or if i’ll revamp his separate blog but regardless he’s coming back too), my ygo muses from like 2019-early 2020, erwin from aot/snk who i wrote waaaaaaay back in 2013 & then briefly brought back in like 2016-17 i wanna say, some of my sailor moon muses from my old multi from like early-mid 2020, hwoarang who is another old school muse of mine who i tried to revive briefly as you know lmao, & i think that’s it for now??? i’ve been playing with the idea of putting my kh muses on there too but i don’t want it to get like too ridiculous dfgvhfjbfdbdjv who knows tho lmao

🌶 :   do you find your muse attractive ??

of course lmao kak is gorgeous & anyone who disagrees is just wrong & also homophobic because i said so 

#【 * 🍒 教皇 › ❛ 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗼𝘂𝘀 / out of character . 】 #i love u too sugar plum!!!!!!!