I am on that hustle culture grindset. Every morning I wake up at 5 am to return every last boop I received overnight. Then all morning I get ahead in my boops, making sure every single one of my mutuals gets drowned in superboops. They can't even open their activity page without crashing their phone because I've been booping all. day.
Then the afternoon and all evening I am booping everyone on this site I can find. No one is booping more than me. You boop me? I already booped you ten times while you were still in bed.
If you want to stop wasting your life, if you've decided it's time to make something of yourself, then take advantage of my program BOOPMAXXING, everyone who clicks this link will get half off, that's a two thousand dollar value for NOTHING
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I don't just like boops.
I love them.
And if I don't love them,
I don't boop-low.
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I DID IT!!!! I BOOPED!!!!
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here's a comical post with the word boop in it that will circulate widely so total strangers know to boop me. punchline!
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if you're getting boops from irrigone that's my main :3
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((Nvm the person turned off the boop I AM SORRY I SEE IT AND I JUST GOTTA BOOP TO DEATH.
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boops seem to have ended, and i boopmaxxed so hard this thing ran out of words for me. take that liberals
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MY BOOPS HAVE STARTED WORKING AGAIN!!!
I WILL GET THAT BADGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT, GOD AS MY WITNESS
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*COUGH COUGH*
Sorry missus, I've been plagued with this comsumption for o'er three years now..
There lit'l joy in a live spent bed'riden yep.
There would be only one great joy in my life. That would be a boop madam.
If one of your people could just get me a boop, that would be splendid.
*COUGH COUGH*
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Please dear God boopmax me
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to be honest im booppilled. im a boopmaxxing boopcel now. boop boop boop.
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went a little crazy while boopmaxxing. normal now.
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im pawpilled. boopmaxxing.
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