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ssj2hindudude · 9 months
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Mini, to the twins: Rudy and I are having kids!
Sheela: That's ni—
Mini, slamming adoption papers on the desk: It's the both of you, sign these.
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Mini: Well, for humans, you can safely give a kidney to another person in need, but as of now I can't think of any other organ you can give unless you're dead.
Rudy: You can't give hearts, but you can steal them! *winks*
*muffled giggling from the Potatoes*
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Aru: I crave death.
Aiden: I have a video of Rudy stuck in a chair and trying to get out.
Aru: I no longer crave death, show me this—
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Rudy: Heyyy, Mini, the light of my life-
Mini: It's three a.m., you're calling me on an unknown number, and you sound scared. Which precinct are you in?
Rudy, crying: I don't know but people are making fun of my jacket, please come quick.
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Monsters: We have your boyfriend.
Mini: I don't have a boyfriend. . .?
Monsters: Then who's the dude who has been rambling about you nonstop?
Mini: Oh gods. . . that's Rudy-
Monsters: We don't want anything, just take him back, please-
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Hira: Being a lesbian isn't all that fun, sometimes you get really used to stealing your girlfriend's clothes and then she goes on a business trip and now I have nothing to wear.
Brynne: I packed, like, two pairs of pants.
Hira: THE GOOD PANTS.
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Aruden's child, to Brynne: I want a sibling.
Brynne: See, guys, your kid wants a sibling, better get to w-
Also Brynne: *is electrocuted*
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Mini: If each dead person became a ghost, we'd have around 100 billion people haunting us right now.
Aru: There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing next to you, and you'd never know.
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Aiden, to Mini: Mini, how would you like to be my cousin-in-law?
Rudy: Are you proposing to Mini. . . for me?
Aiden, crying: Please say yes, I have 100 dollars and Shadowfax on the line-
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Mini's mother: You have a fake ID? With a fake name and everything? Your father and I wouldn't have expected this from you! You're grounded!
Mini: Mom, I can explain-
Mini's brother: She used it to get a second library card so that she could get twice the amount of books.
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Hira is vegan. No I will not be taking criticism
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some character profiles for the flowershop au :)
lmk who you guys want to see next
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maitaiwiththecorpses · 10 months
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Aru Shah quotes as things my friends say
Aiden, upon hearing of the new Olivia Rodrigo album: Are you ready for the ~THIEVERY~?
Aru, to anyone taller than her: i have to VOLLEYBALL SPIKE to reach your head
Brynne: Wait, your middle name is Arthur, like the rat?
Aiden: He's an anteater- no childhood istg 🙄
Mini: ... He's an aardvark.
Nikki: I did an emo photo shoot!
Aru: another one?
Sheela: Did someone say Ryan Reynolds?
Aru: KIERA KNIGHTLEY MY GODDESS
Hira and Rudy, in synch: D O L P H I N S ✨
*on the decorating committee for the dance, ten minutes before said dance*
Aiden: Hey, sorry I'm late I needed to grab gum!
Mini: GET THE FUCKING TABLES MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
Aru: Y'know, Marry You is about to play for the test music run, if any of y'all wanna absolutely shred it on the dance floor before Judgement arrives.
Brynne: Are you a feminist
Aiden: *tiredly throws pad at her*
Rudy, in a swivel chair: do you wanna find out what month your parents banged in to make you???
Mini: *aggressively vacuums*
Aiden: stop, I need something to do after you all leave
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autumn-equinox-04 · 2 years
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Aru Shah Incorrect Quotes
Mini, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Aru, pulling out an Uno card: +4 suckerssss
Brynne, pulling out a Pokémon card: Charizard, I choose you
Aiden, trembling: what are we playing
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Mini: Dammit, Aru!
Aru: What?! It wasn't me!
Mini: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Brynne!
Brynne: Not me either....
Mini: Oh.... then who set the house on fire??
BB: *whistles*
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Brynne: *cooking*
Aiden: Any chance that's for me?
Brynne: It's for Mini. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.
Aru: Wow, I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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Hira: Brynne, I'm sad.
Brynne: *holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Aiden: Aru, I'm sad.
Aru, nodding: mood
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Mini, looking for Brynne: Have you seen a tall girl with a blue choker around here?
Some rando: Ugh, yes. She made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Aru: It looks fine to me?
Some rando: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!!
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Aru: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut....
Aiden: You would eat yourself?
Aru: I wouldn't even question it
Krithika, in the background, looking up at heaven: where did I go wrong
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*Brynne and Hira skipping stones on a lake*
Hira: It's such a beautiful evening
Brynne, whispering: Take that you stupid lake *aggressively throws stone*
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Rudy: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Mini: Three words.
Rudy:
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Sheela: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Aru: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Aru in CoG, sitting in the Sleeper's house: Here's some advice
Random rakshasa: I didn't ask for any
Aru: Too bad, I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Aru: Petition to remove the "d" from Wednesday
Brynne: Wednesay
Aru: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible
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Aru: A theif.
Mini: Thief?
Aru: Theif.
Mini: I before E, except after C.
Aru: Thceif.
Mini: No.
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Urvashi: Do you take constructive criticism?
Aru: I only take cash or credit.
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Aru, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Brynne: How?
Aru: How what?
Brynne: How could they be worse?
Aru: They couldn't, I lied.
Brynne:
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Mini: WHY. why did you give Aru a KNIFE?!
Brynne: I'm sorry, she said she felt unsafe!
Mini: Now I feel unsafe!
Brynne: I'm sorry.
Brynne: ....would you like a knife?
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hazellevessque · 1 year
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*Aru and Aiden talking about Navdeep in school*
Aru: I’m so glad Hira is living with Brynne now, she doesn’t deserve him
Aiden: Yeah
Navdeep, coming up behind them:
Aru: Oh, hi!
*Aru and Aiden saying all the awful things they have to say about him to his face*
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fish-ofishial123 · 5 months
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mxnkeydo · 4 months
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enchanted ✧ chapter one
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✧ ship aru x aiden
✧ what to expect princess arundhati shah lives a life of luxury, but meeting a mysterious boy opens her eyes to her neglective father's true ways, and to something a little more than that...
✧ genre romance, fluff, humor
✧ word count 1.78K
✧ warnings none
✧ link to main masterlist
✧ link to enchanted masterlist
✧ A/N i was bored. this idea hit me. here you go!
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There I was again tonight Forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place...
Arundhati’s hand curled around the doorknob of her chambers as she stared out at the vast wave of people coming in from the arched entrances. From citizens to ministers to the maids scurrying around the tiled floor, every inch of the ballroom was occupied. The mere sight of it made her stomach lurch sickeningly.
She closed the door and gazed into the mirror for the thousandth time that night, brushing her hand against the reflection in the mirror. It was really her, her mother had told her, just the more mature version. The girl with the red lips and the perfectly pinned hair and the dark eyeliner was her.
As much as she wanted to, Aru found it hard to believe.
She quickly  pulled a strand of hair out of her perfect loose bun and let it frame her face. She swiped off some of the lipstick from her mouth, put on lip gloss instead. She even let herself indulge in some mascara, even though her mother—the queen—had explicitly told her not to.
They were small acts of rebellion, but they made her feel good nevertheless.
Finally she walked out the door, her extravagant lilac lehenga sweeping the floor behind her, heart beating in her chest like a messenger drum. Almost immediately the ballroom went silent, all eyes on her.
“Ah, and here she comes,” Queen Krithika announced. Her face shone with a dazzling smile, and she ushered her daughter closer, hugging her around the waist. “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the birthday girl—Arundhati Shah, heir to the throne of Ascharyaloka!”
Aru raised her hand with a soft smile, inwardly flinching from the uproar of noise that followed her mother’s declaration. Hand in hand, she and the queen descended down the spiral stairs, her anklets clinking delightedly with every step. Her long, purple dupatta brushed against her back, and Aru barely managed to cast away the urge to scratch at it for the queen would chide her and deem it “unwomanly”. 
Stepping onto the tiled ballroom meant human interaction, which Aru hated most of the time, but she pasted a fake smile on her face and shook hands with almost everyone present at the party. Yes, she’d told her mother she wanted to throw a party for her sweet sixteen, but by that she had meant inviting a few friends; Mini, obviously, and then Brynne and her girlfriend Hira, and Rudy (who devotedly followed Mini everywhere she went). But her idea of a party and her mother’s idea of a party were completely different, apparently, because her mom had called just about every citizen in the kingdom to the palace.
“Aru, hey! Enjoying the party?”
Aru turned around and found herself face to face with her half-sister, Kara. To say the least, Kara was… a character. She was calm and wise in a weird way that infuriated her sometimes beyond words. Now, though, Aru simply gave her a tired smile.
“Hi, Kara,” she sighed, adjusting her large hoop earrings. “And no, not really. It’s really stuffy and this place reeks of obnoxious noblemen.”
Kara shrugged. “I can’t argue with that. Chocolate?” She broke off a piece of her white chocolate bar and Aru gladly took it from her, letting herself sink into a small moment of bliss, savoring it before she had to go back to reality. Unfortunately for her, there was a new batch of guests coming in, so she hastily bid goodbye to Kara and went to her mom’s side.
“I really don’t like this, I hope you know that,” Aru said to the queen out the side of her mouth, still smiling at all the newcomers as she adjusted her crown.
Without looking at her, Krithika replied, “Oh, believe me. I know. Now look, that was the man who donated the most to our construction of the grand library. Make sure to shake his hand and thank him again, alright?” Aru rolled her eyes but complied. 
“Any other old brown men you want me to meet?”
Krithika looked like she was trying not to smile, and a small sense of pride burst in Aru’s chest. “Very funny, and try not to be racist to anyone tonight. Now go shake that man’s hand.” Aru rolled her eyes but complied. “Oh, and Aru? Keep your eyes peeled for any handsome guys your age.”
“Mom!”
It took her an hour to meet everyone at her party. It wasn’t even time to cut the cake yet and she was already exhausted and eager to go back up to her room, her safe haven. Luckily for her, the queen struck her spoon against a wine glass and beckoned everyone to the table where a four-layered cake sat on a glass stand. The faster she could get this done, the quicker she could get out of her fitted lehenga and escape all these people. 
The cake was grand, and that was saying something because Aru had seen a lot of grand things in the short sixteen years of her lifetime. Although the cake itself was white, it was adorned with purple flowers all around, all made out of frosting and fondant. She really had to hand it to the bakers because they seemed lifelike, so real that she could almost imagine reaching out and feeling soft petals on the pads of her fingers.
Flowers were nice. But pretty flowers that you could eat? That was even better.
After Aru was serenaded with a painfully out of tune chorus of “Happy Birthday”, she finally got to cut the cake. Inside, the cake burst with different shades of purple to match the party’s theme of purple and white and black. She got the first slice, and with one bite, she knew Brynne had definitely helped to make this. Aru had always been fond of vanilla, but Bee had taken it to the next level, making the rich flavor explode on her tongue. The taste sent pleasurable shivers down her spine as Aru made a mental note to thank her later.
Eating meant that she didn’t have to talk to anyone, so Aru let herself sit at one of the round tables closest to the palace exit, where fresh air circulated through the open entryway. Night had fallen, and the stars twinkled mischievously in the sky, like a secretive wink. Vaguely Aru thought of her father, the king. He had been the one to name her, Krithika had told her. She had been born at dawn, when the sky was beginning to brighten and the only star visible was the morning star: Arundhati. According to the stories Aru had listened to, he was noble and wise and funny, everything a woman looked for in a man. 
Not anymore, apparently. Suyodhana was never there, not even for her sixteenth birthday. I have work, he’d say some days. I have important meetings to attend, he’d say on others. No matter what he always had an excuse to stay out of their lives. Ignoring her was one thing; but Krithika was his queen. He didn’t get to ignore her. The fact that he did made her angry, so angry. But there was nothing she could do about it.
Aru let the thought go with the warm winds. They brushed her face like gentle hands, tickled her neck. She wished she could go out there now.
In fact, she could. Nobody was watching. Nobody would notice she was gone, for everyone was too busy eating. One little detour couldn’t hurt, right?
When she was absolutely certain no one was looking her way, Aru lifted her heavy skirt and walked out the door.
The sky was clearer now that she was outside. The full moon dazzled against the royal blue canvas, and it seemed to smile down at her as she strolled through the gardens. Her fingers brushed against various flowers; a bush of crimson roses, hanging vines of jasmine, clusters of bright yellow daffodils. The only sounds present were her soft breathing and the padding of her footsteps through the arrangement of plants.
So, naturally, when Aru heard the crunch of a twig from behind her, she was quite alarmed.
She whirled around immediately, reaching for the knife strapped to her shin in case of emergencies like these. “Who’s there?” She yelled, but the only response was the soft echo of her own voice coming back to her. “Show yourself!” She yelled once more. “I’m the—”
“I know who you are, princess,” a smooth, husky voice interrupted her. Aru’s jaw fell slack as a slender figure revealed himself from the willow trees. He slowly came into the light, his eyes full of restrained panic. “And, uh, mind putting that knife down?”
“Who are you?” Aru answered with a question of her own, but she still let the knife clatter to the ground. The trespasser was a boy, not much older than her, with the most mesmerizing eyes she’d ever seen. They were wide and dark, but not fully brown like the common color every citizen had—they had hints of blue and purple iridescence. His glossy curls bounced as the boy stepped forward, his hands up like he was being arrested. 
“I’m sorry, Your Majesty,” he said, looking down at the grass. “I was on a walk and I saw the palace and I just—you know, my mother used to sing at the palace during events like the one you’re hosting tonight.” He smiled wistfully—and gods his smile was charming. But then he seemed to catch himself and wiped the grin off his face. “I—I will take your leave now.”
“Who was your mother?” Aru found herself asking, just out of general curiosity. The boy turned around and shook his head sadly.
“It’s not very important. Many people sang for the king and queen. My mother was merely one of them.” Aru would have believed him if it weren’t for his eyes, suddenly tight and cold like ice. The ice melted though, and the next time she blinked he was at ease again. And, she couldn’t help noticing, he was handsome. He wore a plain black kurta that made him blend into the night, and it made his eyes shine all the more. The sparkled, reminding her of the stars.
“Where do you live?” Aru asked, but the boy only shook his head once more and winked, leaving her flustered and blushing like an idiot. “Wait, what’s your—”
The boy darted away, off into the darkness of the garden “—name,” she finished quietly, laughing in incredulous wonder. 
For the next few minutes, Aru stood there dumbly, still trying to remember her own name, until her responsibilities as princess rushed back to her yet again.
Walls of insincerity, shifting eyes and vacancy Vanished when I saw your face All I can say is, it was enchanting to meet you...
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Whats your favourite headcannon of lightning smolder/ snake of death / Brynne x hira(how do you spell the ship name??)
For Brynne and Hira I say hirynne but I dont think we've decided on a ship name yet
Lightning smolder: They have karaoke nights
Rumini: Mini often infodumps to Rudy, who has no idea what any of the words mean but listens fondly anyway
Hirynne: They bake together, rather than cook
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ssj2hindudude · 7 months
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Headcanon: After Brynne and Hira adopted Ghata...
Hira: Ok, I just overheard Ghata in her room giving herself a pep talk and I think she's about to come out to us. So, no matter what she tells us, we have to be supportive.
Brynne: Of course, babe! Have you forgotten I'm bi and you're a lesbian? She could be gay, trans, non-binary, whatever! The point is, we'll love her no matter what!
Hira: Perfect. Ok, here she comes!
Ghata: Ma, Ammi, I have to tell you something important.
Hira: What is it, sweetie?
Ghata, nervous: Um...well...you see...
Brynne: C'mon, spit it out! You're a demon, remember? Be strong, girl!
Ghata: Ma. Ammi.
Both: Yes?
Ghata: I'm... I'M...
Both: YES-
Ghata: I'M A VEGAN!
Both: O_o
Hira: ...Well...that's great, baby-
Brynne: You're dead to me.
Hira: BRYNNE!
Brynne: Eggs, fish, meat. Does their taste and nutritional value mean nothing to you?!?
Ghata, on a roll: Also, I've been going to that vegan restaurant that opened lately.
Brynne, dramatically: OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST RIP MY HEART OUT-
*Brynne then got a two hour parenting lecture from her wife*
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i have,,,, so many thoughts about the superhero fanfic idea,
most all of them are in the form of incorrect quotes
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director: do you think we can make up a backstory for all three of them?
rudy: i don't think that's legal, sir.
director: it's the best we can do, we don't know any of them personally.
rudy: [internal screaming]
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rudy: hey why are you making an illusion of yourself
mini: when we went on a date on saturday, people saw, and long story short, people are convinced you're cheating on me.... with me.
mini: now i need to create an illusion of my superhero persona punching yamini kapoor-mercado-lopez in the face.
mini: help.
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rudy: alright so since more monsters are escaping into the mortal world, hanuman and urvashi had the idea of me and aiden joining you and aru as superheroes.
mini: cool.
[one week later]
tabloid magazine: a new superhero is dating the shadow queen? is he the father of her long lost child?
mini, looking at rudy: what have you done
rudy: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
mini: wE ARE EIGHTEEN, WHAT CHILD?!
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i'll most likely add on more later lmao but i hope these made you laugh
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There were eight (8) months of lost Brynne/Hira interactions and I intend to headcanon many of them
-the Potats had a karaoke party and they started an "I Want It That Way"
-they all wanted to get ice cream but the only people that could make it were Brynne and Hira
-it was awkward at first but they got over it quickly
-Hira gets really into nail polish at one point and Brynne's had some in her bathroom for years that for some reason haven't dried out, so naturally Hira comes up with color combinations for e v e r y o n e including Gunky and Funky
-Brynne's are midnight blue with silver sparkles on the ring finger and she will not stop showing them off to the Potatoes
-Nikita's really into Cardcaptor Sakura so Brynne spends hours making cherry blossom-shaped teacakes with Hira's assistance
-It just so happens that Nikita's also beginning her k-pop phase and blasts BTS whenever the Potatoes meet up
-one time it becomes so unbearable that Hira and Brynne sneak away to Brynne's room and read through one of Brynne's recipe books for an hour and find things they want to make
-they fall asleep on top of the book and now they can't look at each other without having major gay panic
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burntchickennugget2468 · 11 months
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happy pride :)
have some hirynne
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maitaiwiththecorpses · 10 months
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Indecisive Mat
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
do it.
save me from Khan Academy.
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icycoolslushie · 3 years
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Ok homies I had an idea for a Brynne x Hira fic hopefully I can write it
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