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swift-kwikster · 5 months

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A comic about Sam and Max being trans guys, taking place at Sam's old job as a stewardess before he transitioned. Being that it's Sam & Max, weird ridiculous hijinks ensure.

So... After two years of working on this on and off, it's finished! I had posted pages as I was making them on here before but those posts are no longer on my blog- I actually redid most of the pages with new jokes and panels, and fixed a lot. I'm really proud of how far this has come. :)

Please reblog if you can if you like it, so more can see it! It'd mean so much! Thank you. <3

#sam and max #sam & max #sam and max freelance police #sam & max freelance police #i cant believe its done #im posting this at 6 am and i know im gonna come back and be like 'DAMNIT I CANT BELIEVE THIS MISTAKE IS LEFT HERE'#but ah well!!#seriously please share if you can ;_;#when i felt like making the last page again i wanted to come back with the full comic mostly revamped #i hope those who liked it before are still here and like it still haha #thank you to everyone who has been so nice about my art and this story in particular - i learnt so much in how to make comics better becaus #of making this #there's some extra jokes that are hard to see in the background ill explain in a later post!#if theres trigger warnings i should add lemme know

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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im so Normal. totally not shaking and crying rn

#its nice to be this excited about something again! to the point of nausea!#and i Mean That #this is the good kinda stress. tis a welcome break from the usual brands #all week i've been having moments of 'ohhhh god New Information Incoming' and i have to sit down every time #and measure my breathing to chill tf out #is this unhealthy! maybe! i am trying to keep it Contained!! tightly leashed if you will #BUT OH FUCK ITS ALMOST HERE AGH AGH AGH #absolutely unprompted #welcome home #i will probably be unable to discover secrets bc i am bad with computers and the like #but hey! ill try!#if there's like... a spoiler tag yall want from me ill make sure to tag any Update Posts with it #then again wh is a unique scenario of like... Are there spoilers #bc it feels like a 'a couple people uncover stuff and then show/tell the rest' thing #but what would i know! this is kinda the first update!#LETS GO GAMERS I HOPE THE NEW STUFF IS TRAUMATIZING FOR BOTH US AND THE CHARACTERS #alright im getting to excited again im gonna go lay down #gonna be refreshing pages every ten seconds even when its completely illogical and meaningless to do so

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britneyshakespeare · 4 months

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My toxic trait is that I like how my incomplete drawings look better than the finished things

#im sorry i cant be her (my searching lines)#i cant stop thinking about this drawing i have a sinking feeling that im gonna be very unhappy when its done #or. not unhappy. but not as excited as i feel about it now!#i only worked in two short chunks on it but both were pretty productive #i have a feeling that when i take the time to really dedicate myself to it im gonna fuck something up #like i can see areas i need to/can improve already but the glaring flaws are ok! bc it's not finished!#it OVERALL looks cool and LOOKS like it has the potential to turn out well #but will it... WILL IT??? WILL IT EVER?#i have never been so totally completely satisfied w any finished drawing ive dedicated myself to fully.#tales from diana #this is also only the second time ive done a really deliberate self-portrait that wasnt in some for or another. practice #like of course ive drawn my face before. not that often actually. but since yes i do draw. i have drawn myself #i probably should've drawn myself more times for how often i think id like a nice picture of myself #but then again its not gonna be so 'nice' if i make it and am not totally happy w it?#see one of the ppl who inspired me to learn to draw is ned @sneez my dearest. he's spoiled me before #and drawn me very beautifully on several occasions and it's very much a thing to move one's heart #to see someone dedicate their talent to depicting YOU.#and i might say HE has made me look more beautiful in art than i think i'll ever look in the flesh #which is not to say he drew me inaccurately. but he's so talented that his art is more beautiful than life.#and i dont compare myself in skill to him bc he's been doing it for YEARS and way more trained than me in the visual arts.#like it simply wouldn't be fair so i only compare myself to myself. naturally #but i used to think. very VAINLY i might say. that if i could draw like him id draw beautiful pictures of myself all the time #well ce n'est pas ca mon ami. since learning to draw i've found im much more interested in drawing ppl i find beautiful #rather than myself. im not art. not through my own eyes at least.#i should really draw ned sometime. i really should.#actually somewhat embarrasingly i tried to draw him like 5 or 6 years ago. and i NEVER tried to draw then #i did show him tho and he thought it was very impressive but that's probably just bc he loves me. xoxox #maybe ill post that someday as a throwback just for the hell of it. lol. thatd be cute

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martyrbat · 10 months

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batman secret files: clownhunter

(ID in alt!)

#on one hand i can see why they would want to make jason a mentor to bao and all because parallels #but on the other.... i think jason and bao would been boring real fast #jason is like... older brother coded. bao needs his shitty uncle (khoa) it makes things funnier #plus i feel like once again its trapping jason in the ‘i cant exist without my life revolving around the joker’ loop hes been in #which is annoying and just wrong when people imply that to bruce and like... i get why jason it may be more true since yknow.#his life was cut short by him then he was forcefully brought back to life and it's personally traumatizing #but i still think it makes for such boring writing and doesn't allow the character to ever grow or change.#they wont let jason exist without that joker b-plot and if he takes on a kid that also been personally traumatized by him #then jason wont be allowed to potentially grow from it unless they make it about him caring about bao more and moving on because of that #but also... bao is like... 14....#him having khoa as a mentor allows him to have more opportunities and experiences so he doesn't become joker based #like hes always gonna have that hatred for him. his life was changed by him and his parents murder.#but thatd be the ripple effect to cause him to be a vigilante and everything (like how it did with bruce) instead of his entire life #revolving around just the clowns and never growing from it. gotta have a nice contrast y'know??#does any of this make sense? no. I'm sleepy and have a migraine.#am i gonna post it anyways and cringe in the morning when i reread it and realize people also can perceive my rambling brain mush? yes </3 #c: batman secret files: clownhunter #crypt's panels #jason todd #red hood #bao pham #clownhunter

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quarklynx · 4 months

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How the fuck are people out here buying face creams worth hundreds of dollars?!?? In this economy?? This tiny-ass tenth of an ounce tester I got gifted is worth more than I spent on groceries last week!! I wish I could afford this fancy stuff, my face has literally never felt softer, not even on the day I was born istg, but bro- hundreds of dollars????? Absolutely insane

#lynx thinks #its so nice... but 300 dollars for two ounces of face cream? how the hell #ill keep the packaging probably forever because it's unbelievably wonderful and feels so so so so nice on my skin #but theres no goddamn way I'll probably ever be able to afford to buy it again #which makes me so sad! because as soon as i use this all up itll just be gone and i can never get more #makes me wonder if having a taste of luxury is worse than not knowing of the luxury in the first place #and i cant even cry about it cuz a single use of this stuff is probably worth more than a whole unit of any other cosmetic i own #i cant waste it like that! no way! when else am i ever gonna be able to have this #icb she cared so little for it that she just gave it to me

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picorimori · 2 months

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i've had two weeks to do this work too. its part because i couldnt make myself do it and also i had a lot of other work to do two weeks ago

#i buy dinner ingredients every night because no one else will i am SO tired physically mentally #like if i dont buy ingredients: i just wont eat. fucking insane here. if i dont eat i will get sick and then #i cant get sick again #i told my friend what i was programming and he was like wow havent done that I JUST CANT WIN BRO #MY ONE CLASSMATE DOESNT WORK UNTIL THE NIGHT BEFORE ITS DUE AND THE OTHER ONE IS CONDESCENDING #i dont know if he realizes it. everytime he explains something its in a #'what you cant even do this?' way and im nice so i want to believe he just doesnt know #but my default is mean so no i think he does think he's better than people #i was gonna make a joke like you cant be condescending to me unless youre a hot woman but like even then #if you are mean to me even a little for no reason its my right to kill you

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gongedtornado · 3 months

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#i shore do love having the urge to be a complete asshole. i love it /s #(not directed at anybody here btw . if ur reading this its most likely not you /srs)#i have the urge to be petty. am i going to though? absolutely not bc i know its not gonna do jackshit #i feel . violemt #actually im gonna be slightly petty but im gonna make it so vague nobody knows what im talking about #boo fucking hoo im so sorry that im so cool and sexy ig go and fuck yourself #like im so sorry that i tried to be nice and friendly but fuck that ig? sorry for being an asshole ig????? but whatever #FUCKA YOU SUCKA MY DICK!#once again clarifying. this isnt targeted at anybody here im just frustrated and i am feeling it #kazzy complains

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year

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#ok. so the guy from school i visited emailed me today like: good news! we unanimously voted to extend u an offer here #so expect the formal offer in the next week. and im like uuuugh i wanna say yes so bad #bc in the us i would have more flexibility in the program than i would in the uk #and my options in the us r either to b a big fish in a small pond at this schoolor a little fish in a big pond at the other #bc this school is underfunded and a bit isolated out in the mountains but the staff r pretty great and big egos dont seem like a big issue #but if i go to the other school its like a big well funded school. the application was like 75 dollars. fuck u and really annoying #and i mean id have to live in new jersey. so in the city with city driving and prob a more high pressure school environment #and more of a chance of dealing with big egos. but like career wise im sure it would b good. assuming i don't mentally collapse #but i mean that doesnt seem as fun as spending 5 years out in the rocky mountains #like thry have fucking moose and bears! there were deer and turkeys in town!#and my dad just sent me a video of all the spring peepers singing back home and im like 😭 bc froggies and he was like i bet u could find #frogs out in [redacted city] and im like 😭 ur right. it just seems like the better choice for my poor overtaxed brain and the project is #so cool too. i want to get the cyano species as my computer background asap. and the guy is nice and apparently super supportive #and i could probably walk to hiking trails. god. i mean i have to say yes to that. i wanna say yes so bad. send me the formal offer bro #ill fucking take it before i even hear back from the other schools lol. ugh. i hate making choices #oof i am so excited to kno where im going and plan my departure. its gonna b such a pain moving tho i pray that my mum or dad can drive #with me bc otherwise the 20hr drive by myself might kill me. thats almost as bad as my initial move out here lol. the us is so big #ugh. again choices. is this the right choice? probably one of the biggest decisions of my life. the project feels so right. cyanobacteria #my algal group of choice. and hot springs. how tf do u say to no to that? i mean. id b doing that in new jersey too but with red algae #ugh. put me out of this misery lol. also as an aside. shout out to my fucking disaster brain for not being able to focus on a single thing #my boss in a meeting: so glad to have students and staff so excited to b working on this project!! me: lady i hate that im on this project #bc im just sitting in until they can get an actual student. i just do what im told but appreciate the enthusiasm lol #ay. im so tired. i wanna see the snow and mountains. and fix my head. and get outta the desert. and listen to frogs 🐸 😌#unrelated

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typheus · 1 year

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i finished all 300 granny squares!!!

going to focus on finishing the scrap blanket now, then finish the striped blanket, and after that ill put all the granny squares together

#other #t talks #no more arm pain. i am free #i can finally draw regularly again 😭😭😭#also all the other projects i have that i want to finish next year ive made plans for #i have 2 other blankets i havent worked on since like....february ...#you ever notice how fucking up the spelling for february is. that work just looks wrong.#anyways #2 blankets. 2 ponchos. 2 shirts. a tablerunner. a skirt. a scarf. and a cardigan #....i think im forgetting something #anyways!#one of the ponchos is being ripped out and will be a cardigan instead ✌️ (its wool yarn and i hate the stitches on this poncho)#the table runner will just be a like much smaller wall decoration instead cause the table is too big and i dont wanna do all that :/#so its gonna be smaller and can be a nice lil christmas decoration instead idc im tired lol #one of the blankets is already half way done. so ill work on that once i finish these current 3 #the poncho i will do and 1 of the skirts are lace. i can do lace knitting p fast so ill do those after the blanket #then the skirt and tablerunner #then ill have to spend like... 2/3 of the year working on The Beast. aka the 5th blanket 💀#but after that i can make the now 2 cardigans (after i rip out the poncho) really fast no problem!#and the second shirt will be a new knitting technique so that will be fun #and the scarf......i literally have no plans to finish the scarf this year ngl #ive had that bitch on the needles since 2018 im fine with it staying on the needles a while longer if it means i actually finish other shit

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erythristicbones · 11 months

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im not gonna make a formal post until the blog is more set-up, but @telltalerites is my new writing blog >:3c

#i have.....so much writing to get moved over there #but i AM having fun organizing!!#the sheer amount of drafts on that blog rn 😬#its actually lowkey hard to navigate my drafts box bc i do literally everything from my phone lol #oh well its gonna look so nice when im done #cant wait to be able to draw again and make the pinned post look nice

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todayisafridaynight · 10 months

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YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PRICELESS IS SO GOOD RIGHT... LOVE THE ENDING FOR THAT... and very much anticipating First Penguin's... which I am DETERMINED to continued today... I feel bad for falling behind because I ended up binging a whole anime yesterday since the secondary protagonist was based on Tsutsumi and lost track of Fucking Everything 😭😭😭he is so cute though😚

OH BUT YEAH I played DQXI's demo [the first ten hours of the game or so]... yeaaahhhh... definitely that kind of game for me too... but I hope whenever you get back to it you have a good time! I may not know a thing about Metroid but I am also happy to hear it was an enjoyable experience overall :] I enjoy the tag rambles very much :]

REGARDLESS... EPIC... I HOPE YOU ENJOY SP... OR AT THE VERY LEAST I HOPE YOU CAN STICK WITH IT UNTIL IT BECOMES ENJOYABLE...

AND YOU'RE JUST NOT GOING TO DROP THE TITLE so mean telling me about all these interesting things to watch and not sharin the title (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

TEN HOURS FOR THE DEMO ??? long as hell demo... OH BUT NO i love the games a lot !! ive followed the series for a while since. i do have that dragon ball/toriyama fanatic in me unfortunately even if i dont like toriyama himself ☠️☠️ i only really got to actually start one of the games last year when my bro got DQXI for me and ive been loving it so far (*￣▽￣*)ミ|Ю

i've BEEN enjoying it so far !! i'm just about to start episode four tho i AM gonna lose my mind if this hospital arc goes on one more episode bro this half the series already ☠️

#snap chats #joking of course.... haha unless--#if this is the chara you mean then he seems like a nice fellow :) i trust his vibes already..... he seems like a chara i'd like...#OH BUT PRICELESS WAS SOOOO GOOD AND SO LOVELY TYSM AGAIN FOR RECCING IT... i hope you enjoy the rest of first penguin !!!!!#NO WORRIES BOUT RUSHIN IT fair nuff theres no deadline !!!! id rather you take your time and enjoy it on your own terms anyhow :)#but SPEEEAAKING of DQ im actually playing it rn LMAO. i only stopped last year cause i just had an awful exp with a boss #and then i got busy with Life but itd been bothering me that i just stopped so i finally decide to get back into it #the boss wasnt even that hard this time around... tho i think thats just cause i went in Prepared this time ☠️#i dont remember why my bro got me DQXI.. i think he was just using some gamestop deal he had and got himself something too..#NOOO UGH i dont know if its in the demo but the boss was arachtagon and he's who i thought of while making that ichi and masato comic LMAO #of course i couldnt reference that fight since.... that wasnt the DQ game of the time... but still we get the point i think...#nono i love dragon quest and playing it's something i'm happy i finally get to do #it definitely requires you to think a lot more and be more careful with what you do #i mean itd PRRROOBBBABLY be easier if i did sidequests but i have a terrible tendency to wanna finish the game first...#in any case. i am playing it while watching SP because i was thinking of the next part of the game and was stuck on it #and when i looked up where to go i was like 'no i already checked that spot' and i was just gonna leave it at that but now i cant stop #but i ALSO really wanted to watch SP today but fortunately i can multitask #not like i need to pay a LOT of attention to dq rn.. im just grinding. cause im broke ☠️#oh but im glad you enjoy the tag rambles :) i have too many thoughts for my own good #like how when i was at the game store i saw DQ treasures AND metroid dread AND the megaman battlenetwork collection..#i was fighting real demons that day not to empty my wallet....#luckily my bro was with me so i felt like him being there was a way to keep me in check. even if he prob wouldnt have opposed (￣▽￣;;)#IN ANY CASE. i have multiple medias to consume lest i let The Thoughts take over my brain again for even a second ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ #inoue's chara is so funny like He's Super Human um doc... i think he's just autistic lowkey..... he still a baller regardless tho

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valdotjpg · 11 months

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who up experiencing the horrors

#dude having a panic disorder sucks absolute ass brain bestie what are u DOING. its 1 am now is not the time to feel so so scared #its time to sleep!!!!! augh!!#i am on the verge of a panic attack i can just feel it. it feels like if i was at a beach standing in the water and was slowly but surely #getting pulled towards the deep waters. or if i was able to stay on 1 spot but the sand started to like. slowly float away from under me #point is its sucky i dont like it.#started dissociating too which is no help at all. dumbass coping mechanism just makes me feel like i have even less footing #mentally speaking #writing this post is sorta helping tho i think. nice distraction. if anyone sees this post dont worry abt me im feeling better now #also woah it is now 2 am!! time flies. gonna go & try to fall asleep again goodnight everyone

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safekeeperscosm · 2 years

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Ya know, I’m thinking about how season 3 would happen in the amphibibabies au, specifically about how Anne would meet Mr and Mrs Boonchuy. In cannon, they reunited because Anne knew where to go, but au Anne doesn’t, so the first human she really meets on Earth would be Dr. Jan, because the logic of “go to the museum to look for old evidence” still holds up in the au.

I’m just imagining Dr. Jan hearing about this how Anne was found by the Plantars as a baby, accepting that info, then realizing an hour after they left that Anne must have come from somewhere on Earth before that. She would just immediately start looking into 13 year old missing persons cases. She finds a triple missing children’s case that fits the bill, shows a picture to Hop Pop to confirm that it’s indeed a picture of baby Anne, and now they know where to go to find them.

Or imagine if Dr. Jen called the Boonchuys first. Like “Hey, ya know that daughter of yours that went missing as a baby? I might just have some new info on that.” How does a parent even respond to that!?

In either case, that’s when the real angst begins.

YO YESS THAT'S SO SMART YOOOO

y'know I'm reminded how I'm still boggled by @/fermented-writers-block's prediction that they'd end up on Earth before we saw TC..

I might've been spoiled by this fic so my first thought would be the police station, then they'd break out cause some scary government guys (or they just do) show up fghs

they hide out at the museum which should be GREAT while on the run from the police and government, Anne gets to a hospital and that's where she and her parents reunite? oh man..

HELLO ALSO FICS THAT ARE VERY DIVERGENT/INSPIRED BY?? WHAT!!!! I need to read these ouuwhwgheuheuhehhh

Maybe it's a human thing? by DragonLovingGirl6, Sketchy_Vore

Boonchuys or Beasts? by AVerySoggyLonelyQuiche

Medicated by DragonLovingGirl6, Opin88

#FGJSG PEOPLE STILL LIKE AMPHIBIBABIES IM GONNA THROW UP FGHDHHDHJKDK IDK HOW TO FEEL ABOUT IT IT'S PARTIALLY ABANDONED CAUSE I HAVE NO #INTEREST IN CONTINUING? IDK MAN #it does make me semi happy to know it is loved if not my me. it happened in a time of my life and i honestly just care about sasha & grime #💀 that doesnt mean the other two are any less interesting actually even MORE but it hurts my primitive monkey brain to think too hard abou #t since im not very. into it atm ykno?#i dont have the brainrot so the process is bleugh #like ive said a many times before #DO WHAT TOU WANT ITS FREE DOMAIN!!! INFINITE UNIVERSES AND INFINITE BABIES!!! NOTHING IS CERTAIN AND HAVE FUN!!!#unfortunately i nolonger am #the idea is nice but i wouldn't commit to it lmao #ok i just looked at an amphibibaby tag (APPARENTLY??) and this might resurge my passion for drawing again #this was in my drafts for a while #yeah safe answers stuff #amphibibabies au

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frecklystars · 2 years

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i thought i was handling the stress pretty well but my red energon necklace chain just broke and that was my breaking point 😭😭

#a bitch is on the floor cradling a snapped chain and crying like a little baby #at least the gem itself is ok but omfg no this is my most precious possession #i even make SURE i dont wear it to work because i am so afraid of it breaking AT work #luckily it only broke in my room but all i did was pick it up and it just. fell??#i dont rly know how to fix it... and idk where to get a nicer chain than this one #:(((((#and the seller doesnt have any more gems like this and THIS was the only PERFECT one #at least! again! the gem is ok. but idk what to do now so im just gonna cry about it #im 25 years old i am a big baby i cry over a necklace i associate w/ a fictional character breaking #i miss him a lot today i think thats a part of it. im just hurting rly bad #i miss stsc i miss steve. i miss steve!!! i miss his cameos and i didnt think itd hurt this bad #i think its bc of all the nice things he said when he hugged me. made me realize i wont see him again #my best coping mechanism is gone and i dont know what to replace it with #there is just this huge empty void eating up my heart and i dont know how to stop it #vent #woof

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another-story-2tell · 1 year