#but this is my blog bitch ur gonna see my art ! ! ! !

[beatcroc]

hi. vore on main. no that's it that's the post this is straight up genuinely and unironically voreposting on main. mostly just a lot of cutsey dumb goofy shit, but monsterfucker brain did get ahold of me for a bit there so there's also a handful that are uhhhh Spicy. nothing explicit, but like, It's Vore Dude, so if you look under the cut that is YOUR problem ok? ok.

ok listen before i move on i have to put it out there look i KNOW i drew the funny rat skeleton comic with this guy but that was ONLY because it was funny. thats not my real belief, he doesn't have any organs at all he is just a sack of gunk. he is harmless. it's basically just the same inside as on the outside but slightly more damp since it's not exposed to air to give him that drier 'skin' layer.

also i already typed this out in my friendserver so im pasting it here now too. my stance on fp re: horniness is i really can't see him as a 'sexual' being, per se, especially with how non-biological he is, but also he really really really likes physical intimacy so if you are giving him permission to be weird and touchy on you in any context, let alone one both parties would enjoy, i mean. he's not gonna say no. this Could be about sex or w/e if someone wanted to fuck him but more relevantly here yeah it's about vore. i think that's categorically about the Most you can be touchy/in contact on a guy so yeah thats always what he's going to go for. tangentially he just thinks it's fun to make peppino* flustered so since pep does not particularly Enjoy being vored, fp has other options to Get Up In There for something else pep might enjoy *spoken generally for whatever theoretical partner, just peppino is the one that's readily available here and fun to use

also while im here id like to say. no peppino is not a monsterfucker are you kidding me. he is not going to ever go out of his way for weirdness. weirdness really has a way of finding him though, and he's shockingly tolerant of it as long as he doesn't clock it as a threat. anyway what im saying is if you got a big clingy beast around and al up in your business all the time shits just gonna kinda Happen sometimes. he's certainly not going to Encourage it but if hes already in that situation, might as well at that point.

#pizza tower #fake peppino #no one else is getting tagged this is about him #rip to anyone going to browse my pizzaposting tag and seeing this at the top. its fine it'll get covered with normal stuff soon enough #literally next level derangement posting this from main but i have my REASONS. as follows: #1. i um. dont really have the luxury of anonymity with pt stuff. #so even if i posted this from my narsty blog people would recognize my art/content style anyway #2. i dont actually want people following my narsty blog for this #because it's suuuuuuuper inactive and i only actually draw this stuff myself like once every 3 years. so it'd be kinda pointless #3. the other cool pt artists i follow post their spicy stuff so you know what! maybe i want to too! even if it is freak shit for 3 people #4. i just think itd be funny if like 50 people unfollowed and/or blocked me for this. weeding out the weak. #if ur gonna be here u should know what youre dealing with and u better not a BITCH about stupid and weird kinks #5. if you are the 3 people the stupid and weird kink is for... i love i u kissing u #anyway if u reply some shit on here like ''wtf did i just see'' ur getting blocked. behave #i think this will maybe get [rightfully] 4 notes and if anyone actually reblogs this youre stronger than god #pizzaposting

[funshape]

if they had tumblr in spongebob times

🧽 bubbleblowingbuddy Follow

who wanna go jellyfishing after work? just got a new net 😄

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🗿squidwords Follow

my fucking god can you guys not read the text under my art posts IF YOURE GONNA LIKE MY ART FUCKING REBLOG IT. LAST TIME IM GONNA SAY THIS if i catch you liking and not reblogging under my next self portrait series i’m gonna start getting REAL BOLD with that block button istg

#and squilliam if ur reading this which i FUCKING KNOW you are #stop block evading i know you’re making new accounts to stalk my blog on #come off anon and stop vagueing me on main #I KNOW you’re sending your followers to send anon hate #and no i WILL NOT forget what you did to me #at the bikini bottom talent show #YOU NASTY LYING BITCH.

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🐿️ treedomepilled Follow

going here once would fix 90% of this sites userbase forever

#texasposting

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⭐️ rock-star638226 Follow

the group chat is bullying me over my room setup and i can’t take it anymore please tell me this doesn’t look like something from r/malelivingspaces please. pplease

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🦑 squill-i-am Follow

can we talk about how pathetic the people on this site who post their art and then go “REBLOGS > LIKES!!!! DONT LIKE WITHOUT REBLOGGING!” under it are like seriously omfg deeeeply unappreciative selfish behavior are you 12. sorry not everyone wants to put your shitty oil paintings from your 5 follower art blog on their mutuals dashes i guess. and your art is probably ugly as barnacles if you need to beg for reblogs on it to get any amount of traction on it anyway, just saying😭

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🦀 krusty-krab-money-grab Follow

Hey anyone else working the afternoon shift rn just see a little green thing run past the cash register? what was that

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🦠 rate-the-chumbucket-5stars-onyelp Follow

DHRHEH THFORUMELA ITS THE FORUMEUAR THE THRREAL FORMULER I FUCKING GOT IT QUICNQUICK REBLOG THIS BEFORE THOSE CAPITALIST FREAKS AT THE KRUSTY KRAB SEND A CEASE AND DESIST GET THIS EVERYWHERE CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM NEWS GET THEFUCKIGN WORD OUT THIS IS WHAT THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW GO GO GO

#krusty krab critical #anti krusty krab #secretforumlagate

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🐋 pearlygirlie Follow

turning off anon for a while because oomf is in some sstupid drama and now i’m catching strays for it. mutuals can contact me on discord if you want i’m not saying anything about my stance on the situation because either way i’ll get hate for it. this website sucks

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yes oomf is my dad.

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[choccy-milky]

hey! They already asked you but I don't know if you forgot hehe, what are the mbti of Clora and Sebastian? 😸

OK, I FINALLY HAVE AN ANSWER!! took me a hot minute to figure out sebs, but after reading all the pages and comparing, i do think entp fits him the best. also i saw this picture on pinterest about a relationship between isfj and entp and its so true, esp the "do not listen to each other's advice, still get each other out of trouble" LMFAO. also the 'protecting isfj at all costs' 🥺🥺🥺im soft. (ALSO DONT COME AT ME I KNOW I SPELLED KNOWLEDGEABLE WRONG IM TOO LAZY TO FIX IT😭) OKAY!! and its been a while so i'll be using this ask to reply to a buncha others🙏🙏

my fanfic does follow the plot of the game, but with sebastian added to every sidequest/story mission. and then from around the third (niamh's) trial, it starts to branch more into (mostly all) original stuff!^^

yes actually LMAO, clora's lawley-slap wasn't even planned. but as i was writing it i started to get so offended on her behalf i was like GIRL, SLAP THIS BITCH🤬 so she did😇😇 id say its normal, yeah! even tho i stick to my outlines, a lot of what happens just kinda happens without my prior planning as i begin to write bahaha, especially dialogue scenes.

aw, im glad u like my blog so much and that it can help u even in the smallest of ways 😭thank u!!💖💖

BAHAHA AWW TYY IM GLAD U LIKE IT SO MUCH!! i saw u re-reading it recently on wattpad and ur comments always have me dying. also im just gonna address your other ask here in this one, but as u know seb has now met mr.clemons, and you 10000% nailed the dynamic between seb and clora's dad LMFAOO, they will absolutely bond over disagreeing with how careless she is and wanting to protect her/stressing over her LOOL. ty again for all ur messages, i love seeing how much u love my art/fic😭💖

OMG u are so right i need to draw this

also god idk....following the sebinis example, i guess they'd be...sebora?? reminds me of sephora LMAO. ive also had someone call them "alliteration shipping" which i think is so cute BAHAHA. HONESTLY PPL CAN JUST SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT, i aint picky.

oh god its been too long since ive read the books (tho i do really wanna re-read them esp in the winter) but my fav movie is half blood prince, just because i love all the ron/hermione moments and the highschool drama BAHAHA. what do u mean harry potter isnt a romcom??? ok and last but DEFS not least

THE UNHINGED ENERGY OF THIS ASK CRACKED ME UP SO MUCH WHEN U SENT IT BAHAHAH, couldnt even fit the whole thing in my screenshot. IM GLAD U LIKED/HATED THE CHAP, and also your pfp just makes everything you say funnier, i love it LMAOOO. ty🙏🙏

#ask #ALSO SEB AND CLORA BEING DEFENDER AND DEBATOR IS AN ALLITERATION it was meant to be...... #i go from drawing filthy smut to a wholesome mbti pic of the two of them awww #the duality of man

[shadowthehedgehog]

what the hell is writscrib what the hell do you mean by fat fetish art drama

I wanna preface this by saying that I dont remember everything that happened exactly and that theres def some informationIm gonna get wrong and also I dont have any evidence like screenshots or anything. All of this info is stuff i vaguely remembered from 2018. so basically

anyways. writscrib was (keyword was) a website thats very similar to pillowfort in a sense that it was supposed to be a superior alternative to tumblr. so like better user experience, better moderation and support, and it also prided itself that it was gonna be harassment free and callout posts werent allowed and at the time a lot of tumblr users bitched and moaned about cancel culture so they were frothing at the mouth about this. It had an indiegogo campaign and it ended up reaching its goal

They did open beta in 2018 and I signed up cause I thought it was gonna be the next big website (it wasnt) and I wanted to steal as many good usernames as I can. The extremely awful thing I remember about opening that damn website is that at the time everyone shared the same feed/dash no matter who you followed. So like for example, you dont follow me but my posts will still show up on your feed and it was the same for everyone.

So like Im on writscrib and im scrolling and someone posted. art they made of a fat person eating a burger and its very obviously drawn in fetishistic manner. And because all the users on that website share the same feed we were all seeing it real time so all of us were making posts like "did anyone else see that fat fetish art or was i imagining it" and the person who drew it who Ill call the Artist started getting extremely defensive about it

So I make a post that was along the lines of "i just opened this website and the first thing i see is fat fetish art lol" and the Artist SAW IT and replied like "its not nice to make fun of peoples art" which like. idk buddy ur putting fetish art that a lot of people didnt wanna see on our feeds but whatever.

I dont reply but someone else does and Ill call this person the Commenter (theyre still on tumblr but i wanna preserve their anonymity) and I guess an argument broke out between them that escalated and the Commenter was being kind of an asshole about it. So the next couple things that happened are kind of fuzzy but I guess the Artist reported him and the Commenter got their account banned. The Commenter kind of complained about it on tumblr and the Creator of writscrib saw because they were going through the writscrib tag and the Creator made it so the Commenter was perma banned for breaking TOS.

This caused more drama because the Creator responded in a really petty and passive aggressive way and a lot of people were like "hey this person got banned from writscrib for talking shit about it on a different website. Thats really fucked up and oppressive moderating" So it started this huge drama and the Creator made a non apology. I should also say that I went thru the Artists blog cause I found it and they did admit that they drew fat fetish art on purpose to start drama and troll people yet no one said anything so hmmm....

A side note but I made a mutual during that time who was a mod of the website and knew the Creator and apparently the Creator was a huge asshole to them. However I have no proof of this so like. Take it with a grain of salt.

Anyways the website ended up crashing and burning and shut down after a few months. lol. lmao even

#carto answers

[odysseys-blood]

realized i should make a list of my general tags also if anyone wants to block them for whatever reason its ur dash:

cliffnotes/.txt - my talk tag. most frequently used. if u block this ur a bit of a bitch actually but what am i gonna do abt it live ur life

cliff png - art tag. anything i reblog from my art blog will usually go in here and if im posting a sketch i feel like doesnt belong on the art blog natively ill post it here in this tag

cliff finally answers - ask response tag. basically talk tag 2

odysseys trail - liveblogging tag. if im playing a game or reading ill post my reactions abt it here usually includes screenshots too so if theres a game im playing u dont want to see yet/at all go ahead and block it!

ill update this as needed but thats just about all i use rn

#cliffnotes/.txt #i have added them to my pinned also

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

Obnoxious bitches in Monster High Fandom are like: “I love Monster High as a franchise created by a gay man who loves horror that I’ve never watched because it’s 2 edgy for me also i know Monster High is supposed to be ‘edgy’ but i dont understand camp references so any inkling of the humor of like kieran valentine’s personality and accent most likely being an indirect parody of the vampires in True Blood goes like right over my head bc i dont watch shows where ppl f*ck just like operetta being dolly parton goes over my head bc i dont like women with too many boobs plus her existence in ‘Monster High’ feels ablest to me n so does greta smh also if you find any of these of these characters sexy or i see u sexualizing these characters or project sexuality onto them in anyway like making suggestive art of the beetlejuice skullectors u should kill urself or at least im gonna bully you into preforming shipping lydia with another character who has like almost the exact same hair texture and lil’ side beret hat thing going on as the femme bettlejuice doll has only uglier bc thatll teach u 4 ur sins lmao anyway heres my carrd w the link to my ‘sfw agre’ blog where ill type in this v unsettling baby speak all the time n expect u to fully respect n understand me & anyone who tries to tell u that im appropriating a BDSM dynamic rn is a liar n a p*do. UWU did i mentioned how clawdeen looks so good in overalls? read dni b4 interact or goodbye kneecaps <3″ 

#Monster High #I hate to break it to you guys but in the early 2010s and before that 'being edgy' was just allowing fashion dolls to be a little sexy ... #But now the target demographic's idea of being 'edgy' is just threatening as much physical violence possible over fictional characters on #the internet and @ing the FBI about it on twitter while calling that activism ...

[rockmonopoly]

Hii!! Okay I feel like I need to tell you again how nice your vibes. I mentioned this the other day I know shwiwkwfje but I felt compelled to say it again as a result of the nice vibes. So there.

Anyway a funny thing. So you often reblog kakashi posts/art right. Well, every single time without fail I see the first post and think it's Etho. Every single time. It's funny to realize every time "oooh wait that's just the narutoposting mutual rockmonopoly going starting kakashi appreciation hours for the 5th time today" (/lh). It's like the No Bitches? meme but like No Blorbo? 😔😔 lmao

Ahekwjqod anyway. I hope you have a vv nice day/night! And also. Remember to get some water soon :]

Hihi Anon!! First of all 🥺🥺

SECONDLY. I’m gonna be honest with u here real quick. Lean in. Ok. Half the time kakashi art comes up on my dash from the Naruto blogs I follow I have to check the tags to see if I need to rb it on my main or on my mcyt sideblog. The etho brainrot is soooo real. I appear to have acquired… a type to say the least ＿|￣|○

ALSO rhjshsjsjshsh “starting kakashi appreciation hours for the 5th time today” destroyed me and made me laugh out loud even tho it’s me literally waking up or getting home or whatever and going “ok. I have got to scroll through the kakashi tag today. For enrichment” maybe I’ll sneak in some etho posts to rlly throw u off ur rhythm.

Have a good day/night as well and don’t forget to hydrate yourself!! <33

#mango Anon #I’m assuming #asks

[thekeatoncadet]

Support artists it’ll get you a rad girlfriend

#see? better post #gghgj I was talking w/ oz because i never discourse w/o bitching to oz and remembered that #albeit indirectly ofc #enthusiastically supporting artists is basically what caused jackie and I to become friends and from then on eventually date #also sort of how lucas and I became friends? or mutuals anyway #i had followed ur art blog for a long time and I just remember rbing something u drew and complimenting it in the tags and u followed me #like. ten seconds after. and I lost my fuckin mind dude #the immediate mix of ''oh cool!! new mutual!!'' and ''FUCK AN ARTIST I ADMIRE FOLLOWS ME NOW THEY'RE GONNA SEE HOW I LIVE'' #jokes on me lucas is a total sweetheart #a lot of my irl friends came from art classes too come to think of it #that and japanese but we were all weebs and art hoes so there was a lot of overlap #keaton quiz

[runawaybouqet]

HELLO HI HEY HELLO :]

[mutuals can ignore this!!! ITS JUST AN INTRO SINCE THE ACCOUNT MASTERLIST WAS JUST A PLACEHOLDER!!!]

!!ME!!

💮 // ZADKIEL / KEL / ZADDIE / ANY KIN NAME

🌊 // AGELESS / MINOR

🌟 // AROACE AGENDER [THEY/IT/XEY/FAE/SHARK + OTHER]

🌺 // PLATONICALLY TAKEN [shy and milo my beloveds]

🌸 // SENIOR YEAR HIGHSCHOOLER [against my will]

🍡 // DIGITAL ARTIST

💮 // SHARK

🌊// OBSIDIANLXGEND -> C0DYCL0UDII -> XENODOXIA -> MONOCANDII

🌟// AUTISTIC + DEPRESSION + PSYCHOSIS, PLEASE BE PATIENT!!!

!!ACCOUNT MASTERLIST!!

@monocandii // main

@tibumako // oc ask blog

@fnf-hueshift // fnf au blog

@daily-desertduo // bbqduo/desertduo blog

@orthodoxius // weirdcore [arg wannabe] blog

@kerucloudii // mlp blog

@bloomingkorpses // that blog where i try convincing myself that im ok

@puppetprompts // color palette/prompt blog [temporarily inactive]

@sharkiibrutus // moodboard blog

@sharkiiuser // userbox blog

!!ABOUT ME!!

!!IRLS!!

-XENOPHANES.EXE

-ALDRYX

-GIRL N BOY [TWINSOMNIA]

-FLEETWAY SUPER SONIC

-SAIKI

-V4FLOWER

-HATSUNE MIKU

-RASAZY

-ENA

-GABRIEL [TMC]

-SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

-SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

-INVADER ZIM

-LITERALLY ALL OF MY OCS

-AND MORE

!!OTHER SOCIAL MEDIAS!!

TWITTER // @/MONOCANDII

TOYHOUSE // @/XENODOXIA

ART FIGHT

DISCORD // XENODOXIA#6070

!!TAGS!!

🌊.reblog // REBLOGS

🍡.asks // ASKS

#korpse.art // ART

PLEASE CENSOR!! [CENSOR TAG: KORPSE DL]

-skephalo /srs i get genuinely physically ill when i see it. i dont mind skephalo fans interacting but please keep it in mind

-abuse / r//pe / groomers

!!DNI!!

-TERFS / TRANSMED / TRANSCUM

-ENDOGEN "SYSTEMS"

-NSFW / FETISH BLOGS

-RACISTS / SEXISTS / MISOGYNISTS / MISANDRISTS / ETC.

-XENOPHANES.EXE DOUBLES / SELF-SHIPPERS

-PRO-SHIPPERS

-DSMP/MCYT MAJOR-ANTIS [IF U DONT LIKE IT THATS FINE!! BUT IF UR GONNA BE A HUGE BITCH ABOUT IT THEN PLEASE, DODGE MY PAGE!!]

-AGEPLAYERS / P3D0PH1L3S / INCEST SUPPORTERS

-N//ZIS

-SERIAL KILLER SIMPS / KINS

-CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANS

-SUPERSTRAIGHTS

-ANTI-AGE REGRESSION

-IRL SHIPPERS

-APART OF / SUPPORT DICE CULT [fuck you lmao.]

-USE "they're just fictional characters" AS AN EXCUSE TO SHIP PROBLEMATIC THINGS.

-THINK R//PESEXUALS AND MAPS ARE APART OF THE LGBTQ+

#do not rb #🌟 xeno/brutus.txt #long post #intro

[incorrectdmp]

DMP SEASON 4 EPISODE 9 OUT OF CONTEXT SPOILERS

okay so like. i’m GENUINELY sorry that i haven’t been updating this blog a lot outside of ooc spoilers. genuinely my sense of time rn is so messed up that i think i’m updating it semi-frequently then realize i only did one round of quotes before a new episode drops lol. didn’t even do anything for last episode my sense of time is just utterly fucked. so sorry hahaha i can’t promise i’ll try to remember things but. i still love this blog i’m just drifting outside of space and time atm

spoilers ahead as normal but honestly this episode was so chill and vibin you could PROBABLY read this update without watching and wouldn’t be majorly spoiled for much. ngl this is one of my fav ooc spoilers because not much super intense happened so i was able to capture most of the shenanigans through memes

-charlie, probably (made by pip for space game. Saved it in advance knowing it was spoilers for this episode lol)

I’m pretty sure tasting the colour pink is just peptol bismol

Charlie has reached a new low 2 episodes after the pizza image, somehow

“Despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage” -thorin

Alex’s nickname on the fanserver sure is real awkward now

Charlie is a weeb. next up, the sky is blue

I mean. If YOU gained god powers don’t tell me you WOULDN’T watch every anime in existence

The biggest tonal dissonance between the art and the music i’ve ever seen

-art by cam

Cant believe zephi is cg’s friend from work

NO TEARS. ONLY YOGA

My therapist: calm voice CG isn’t real he can’t hurt you. Calm voice CG:

Even the void is not immune to capitalism

COMPETITIVE YOGA

GAY PANIC TIME, THE FRIEND FROM WORK HAS ARRIVED

Vinny is phoenix wright 

Junior is denied playing with dogs by virtue of not being in the show. Shame.

Thorin being left alone with zephi, this could only end well. Just look how minerva ended up!

Vinny straight up admits he’s willing to kill a dog

“Ezra, yay or nay about val’s area” 

Miss Charlie steal yo girl

“I fucked your girl shitlips” -charlie, probably

Maybe ONE day the space jam scenario will see the light of day

Welcome to FUCK IT

The local mall cryptid returns at last

Two legends make a triumphant return: junior no last name and the gazebo

Junior nolastname can legally swear

Chuck. 

How dare you make me sad over one piece jokes

Just Starbucks

After months of CG and grace being the best goddamn dynamic in the show despite it being ENTIRELY noncanon they GET TO FUCKING INTERACT IN THE SHOW

Alex’s hyena laugh my beloved

Paul blart flesh mall

Do not investigate the meat

Yugo wasn’t dead, he was just put in gay baby jail for a nap

-cam

ALEX BE DROPPIN HOT BARS THO

Tommathan 

Hailey gets struck by the apollo ball

Yknow. A proposal. As a friend. She put a ring on it. As a friend. 

Tommy and angalena h*ld h*nds

Sometimes ur just so depressed you dont realize ur girlfriend proposed to you in a romantic way

Perhaps, just once, the girls will not be fighting

TACTICAL STEALTH EZRA

“It’s like i’m a WEBSERIES CHARACTER” -hailey looks directly at the camera

DAD TIME

Dads havin a good dad talk. I’m just vibin to this music

“The surrealism of it made me nearly scream”

Daily reminder that percy blackwood punched a kid at sunday school

Things gettin spicy in this mattress store ;)

Val averts thine eyes, at the disappointment of the fans

TOES TIME

Kingdom hearts called, it wants its belts back

Dmp would be instantly solved if junior hadnt been demoted to mall cryptid. Bitch been on screen for like 5 minutes and he’s goin full cinemasins on CG’s ass

Jesus canon to dmp

Junior decided to test god, he fucks around and finds out

CG throwing a temper tantrum and ripping apart his dolls like an angy 5 year old

(bitch), CG edition

THAT’S IT YOU’RE GOING TO SPENCERS

Eternal gazebo time

HOLY SHIT???? People go to malls to SHOP???

oh wow! [eldritch screeching] my favourite pokemon!!!

HAIR SWOOSH GANG

Oh noooooooo my two favs are talking whatever will i dooooooooooo

Yall are really just gonna shove doc’s corpse into a pretzel box huh

Charlie just progresses more and more into being comically small and sad

Rip the mall announcer, lost to the parking lot. We barely knew you

Charlie is a basic bitch, we been knew

Yeahhhh no cg sure as hell aint human. No human being would reasonably wear THAT

#out of context spoilers #dmp #discord murder party #dmp spoilers

[1252291]

whos your favorite fic writer/moots and why? Got any recommendations?

these aren’t in any particular order.  it’s whatever came to mind first !  i think something that should be kept in mind is that i rarely read a fic entirely and not just skim it. so the people that i put on this list are people that i actually take the time to do more than skim the fic.  that makes me sound like a bitch, but y’know !!   i'm just telling the truth </3

honourable mentions but can’t say much because head empty and thumbs cramping. please know i love you so much even though my fingers are fuckin abt to fall off. if u message me i’ll HYPE U UP DW ABT IT:  @izukine ,  @armins-futon ,  @tetsunormous , @alrightberries , @zekeslut . 

1 .       @weepinglevi   //     lisa is one of the few people that i’ve actually read, and enjoyed the way that eren was written.  any of the eren fics that she comes out with are always chefs kiss.  she’s also an absolute sweetheart to just sit down and talk to about anything that comes to mind.  you’ll love her work, and her horny thoughts on the dash.  go check her out, and tell her that i’m waiting for eren in the kitchen with my plate for that chicken. 

2 .       @onyxoverride   //     onyx is just one of those writers where you read their work, and you sit with it for a little while. it really makes you get up to fucking touch some grass. i do have a rec that was the one that pulled me in, it was uhhhh, lemme link it here.  it’s zeke x reiner x reader .  i’m into that type of stuff, y’know.  also i just started talking to onyx ,  so i promise they’re funny and not intimidating at all if ur not a pussy.  IM KIDDING . zXREAR. ok fr!! check them out !

3 .       @snkslush   //     if horny was personified then mixed in with the power puff girls, hex girls, and lisa frank  –- you’d get maia.  absolutely a smut heathen.  while i don’t have any fics in particular to recommend, their thirsts are enough to keep anybody fed, ok?? also,  they will absolutely bounce every horny thought you have in your head right back to you and ampliphy that shit. bro, i promise you, you won’t regret it. 

4 .       @arumiee   //     i’m not sure if mars knows her actual talent, or potential in everything that they write?? like. i mean, of course they probably do, but the absolutle power they had writing smut to a gospel song. stop.  this is the link to it if you haven’t read it.  10 / 10 please marry me. 

5 .       @bakhoe   //     miss stinky pants who’s going to hook me up with her cousin because he looks like bertholdt and we’re gonna become family -- i mean. talented. absolutely talented. before i started writing my own content for aot ( y’know, back when i was just creeping silently with a blank blog ), i actually read a lot of mar’s things. mostly the armin stuff if i’m being honest. i can’t remember in particular any, but check them all out. you won’t regret. 

6 .       @welcometotheclubhoe   //     should i even tag you when ur in horny jail??? it’s gonna end up leaking over or smthing, ew. gross. but, jay was one of my first mutuals ever.  anything jay writes actually is just inscribed in my brain. all of the things she’s published is going to be read at my funeral. 

7.       @odmlevis   //     riz is one of those blogs i don’t see on my dash for a while then out of nowhere she smacks me with bertholdt nsfw art and calls it a gift.  she’s also very talented. i dunno if you’ve ever gotten to read any of her work, but i promise you won’t regret it.  pls...go look. take a GANDERRR. 

8.       @yuh-arlert  //     this is my grandchild. also, the way i read their first smut before they published it and it was godly but they were STILL UNSURE.  who?? for what??? anything they write for jean has me running in circles, PLS. 

#anyways here i am #once again #torn into pieces can't deny i can't pretend #just thought u were the one #Anonymous #answered

[crimsonandcloverwrites]

bhah ch7 can’t stop won’t stop

lmao Dani being like ‘we should wait to discuss kids til after we’re married’ yes doesn’t seem like a giant thing u should make sure u agree on before u make a major commitment at all

Dani is so in love with Jamie sdjkhdfkjg driving to her house on instinct and just like...gazing at her in her old t-shirt and sweats like you’ve finally seen the light girl just kiss her already

god I can’t believe I have 2 more chapters of them as adults just being the absolute perfect match for each other to get through before they finally kiss in ch 11 (i’m maninfesting it no one say anything) I am literally going to scream. Dani will like... feel a little off and it’s all “i need to go to Jamie’s house and also tell Jamie everything and she will make me tea and let me be myself without all the expectations and I will feel better” I AM VERY HAPPY SHE CAN BE THAT FOR YOU BUT ALSO CAN YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE MS CLAYTON (actually I think she kind of does but she must extract herself from her real life first I guess)

oh no the new chapter is almost here I still have so much to read

forget ‘there was only one bed’ this is now a ‘there was only one tent’ stan blog only

thirsty Dani truly is the funniest I am so sorry ur suffering is so entertaining. Dani: literally whacks her finger with a mallet bc horny for Jamie. Me: uncontrollable chortling

the idea of Dani wrangling 8 year olds that are probably just about as tall as her is too funny. tiny legend

aww the lil background Hannah and Owen moments. cute

Dani in a big ol’ straw hat pls that’s so cute

this Jackie and Jamie situation..... GIVE US THE DEETS

hmmmmnnnnnngggg Jamie just straight down on her knees in front of Dani to tie her shoe lace I will absolutely let u have this gay panic Dani u don’t deserve to be made fun of right now

Jamie “I have a story” absolutely NOT

Viola, emerging from the lake in this no ghosts childhood friends story: surprise bitch

these two drunk idiots are literally teenagers dsjkhdfkgjh just get in ur tent

Dani, drunk in a tiny tent w the love of her life: hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

when we finally get a Jamie on her knees redemption moment-

Dani, drunk in a tiny tent w the love of her life currently taking her clothing off: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck (y’all really wanted to torture her this chapt huh?)

“dawn was a saffron colored suggestion peeking through a pinhole gap in the tent’s zipper” god that’s a pretty sentence can i pls borrow some talent

Jamie and Dani w kids is sooooo cute they have such a nice balance between them

just thinking about if teenage Jamie desperately in love w her bestie could see things now Dani being all into her w all her lingering looks etc how the fuckin turn tables

“Dani kept a firm grip on her sanity” lol

oh my god they’re both drenched in the tent w the soft lamplight and only their own bodyheat to keep warm whatever will they do

oh wait they also have the heat of their burning attraction to each other they’ll be toasty as anything

hhhhngggg abs

that’s like 4 mentions of Jamie on her knees aklhfdkjgkdjh enough

lads is it gay to imagine running ur fingertips over the scar on your friends back before pressing ur lips to it or...?

Jamie taking the time to teach Dani car things aww

lol not the smutty book

eddie honking at her gets so under my skin like my dude... my guy... stop

Dani thinking so hard about rain damp Jamie and how much she wanted to jump her while she’s in the car w her boyf and MIL. girl

imagine if we had to sit through a dani and eddie wedding before she finally managed to call this off how cursed

ayoooo Carson’s show I cannot wait. omg we get it this chapter too gbless this really is the Dani suffering hours

Jamie just so casually like.... not even flirting w Dani it’s all just kinda observations but every other thing she says makes Dani stop breathing skdhfdkfjh this is so good

Dani has like... a lack of object permanence but with Jamie feelings ok

pleeease the Dani Carson road trip that’s so cute I can just imagine what fun they would have had

uuughhh i wanna go to a sweaty bar n listen to loud music again

also would like a Jamie to press their hand to my lower back n make me lose my mind in a sweaty bar to loud music

this lil jamie dani carson trio is my faaaave

“Girls must be all over you.” and Jamie choking on her drink dsfkjsdhkf oh Dani u beautiful naive angel. god that’s so funny

Robin instantly going for Jamie... same bro

Carson’s lil found family band pls my heart is so full

Carson calling them his sisters n Jamie freezing up bby when are u going to accept these people care abt u and love u like family

Robin is so brazenly just like ‘ur hot’. a voice of the people i love her

Dani being lowkey jealous as IF Ms Taylor has eyes for anyone else babe

Carson knoooowwwwws. When do we get the Carson O’Mara biopic please I want his takes on everything I know they’re excellent

oh my god Jamie knowing Dani’s fave kind of pizza pls I love that so much (I can’t remember if it’s been mentioned in the past few chapters but I remember her being mad that Eddie didn’t in CH1? i love this lil detail) (also I literally just ate vegge pizza I feel so immersed in this experience)

dfkgjhdfkjgh Jamie licking her finger and Dani completely combusting this is so entertaining

fuck n then it gets all soft and about how they’ve been in love their whole lives this is emotional whiplash

Jamie constantly in protector mode but in this really quiet comforting way is so sweet I love her so much

god I just feel so bad for Dani that this kind of insane electricity she has with Jamie has probably never been a thing in her relationship w Ed bby u deserve someone that makes u feel like this

awww Carsons bf

Dani’s soul leaving her body when she sees them kissing oh no

Jamie giving Dani her jacket pleeease I am dying here... the romance of it all

and shariing cigarettes and intense looks these two really are somethin else

lmao even Robin is picking up on their vibes you two could level a building with the amount of tension between u

Dani’s moment of Realisation abt Carson n Jamie just being like... well yeah

lmao Dani subtly trying to figure out if Jamie is gettin’ it sdkgdfhkjgh

when these do two finally get together both of them are gonna be like... taken out by all of this. Dani has only ever known Eddie who just does not get her (and the fact that she is a lesbian so she’s never had real feelings for him in that way) and it seems like Jamie has only ever had surface level relationships with people who never really got her either (while also being in love w her best friend who she never thought would love her back). there’s no way this is wont eventually make at least one person cry a bunch (probably me) with how right all of it is

god Dani is so horny for Jamie sdflkdfjgkfdj preemptive RIP for Ms Taylor when Dani finally does get to live out all these daydreams on her I just know someones gonna end up pulling somethin

Does Dani like.... get that she will never love Edmund that way like is she fully aware of the fact she loves him but she’s not in love with him and all these feelings for Jamie aren’t just because it’s Jamie but because she’s not straight??? have we gone on that journey yet

aw Ed waited up for her

the book the book the book

dsfkdhfgkj oh Dani

“Jamie on her knees, looking up at her” listen-

girl u are so fucked

SIX. SIX MENTIONS OF JAMIE ON HER KNEES pls

THE DREAM

who could this possibly be about hmmmm Dani

christ

THE MEASURES SHE TAKES TO DEAL WITH THE DREAM lordt

“baffled but excited” i think is how I almost always picture eddie lol

dang get it girl take control

aw dani u poor confused little duck. i just wanna give her a hug

Dani dressed as Dorothy is awfuly cute

heh Jamie as a wolf i love her fursona

lmao toto

of course Jamie is well aquainted with the bleachers. cheeky. oh no not the art room. Dani dying inside and then imagining herself there with Jamie girl has got it baaaad u poor lil repressed gayby

Dani is... so thirsty... goddamn

lmao Jamie blatantly checking her out are u trying to kill her she already wants to rip ur clothes off

“To the third floor art room?” dfksdhfgkjdfhgjdhf imagine if this was it they just banged it out in the art room right now n got things sorted

god they go from horny to soft so quick i love the ways they care about each other

Jamie saying the scarecrow costume is fitting for Eddie PLEASE

ooh the infamous hickey

What Dani deseves: snuggles. What Dani recieves: struggles

the MEMES. god bless the memes

this was an excellent companion for my Wednesday hopefully I can churn through the rest of em before we are blessed w ch11 amen

#bhah

[imeverywoman420]

I truly see stimulants as part of my personality like thats How I Am.... im a fast paced person. I just had low self esteem and insane unaddressed hypersensitivty issues (im just like will graham but a girl) so i believed i was lazy unmotivated etc because that belief was comfortable. Like im not just crazy disciplined when i pop my adderall i do feel a jolt of energy but the discipline and energy levels are getting consistent. Remember when that twerp said ”if u truly believed what u said u wouldnt need to post about it” What the hell kind of backwards logic is that. Im a virgo i literally love talking do you know how thankful i am that i live in the blogging era i literally LOVE sharing emotional data and anecdotes and lessons ive learned? like what do men think self expression is. oh wow i just got that. Mens jealousy of womens creative expression.

My question(men in like the loosest jungian tv trope general way etc)How do men understand doing stupid shit like golf and hunting for no reason but dont understand creative pursuits? I swear to god if some dumbass that has an iq of 90 replies with who cares live your life :)))).... ur part of the problem. People are scared of people knowing more than them. Like u think i cant see thru that facade? Like it literally feels like gaslighting when people suggest that pursuits in fields like psychology art the mind the occult etc are pointless. Like maybe if more people learned the world would be a better place. Maybe thats naive of me to say but i have to believe that and I have to believe that one day I can be in a position of power so that I can help people. I see now that this ambitiousness has manifested as anxiety and torn me apart. I’m a virgo, I can’t do anything wrong. And when i dont believe in myself i come across as a hypochondriac insecure disheveled paranoid my intentions are misread as social climbing etc... wench. But through self improvement aligning my will with what creates the most of what I want..... its just gonna PISS PEOPLE OFF HOW MUCH I KNOW. Im gonna be that bitch thats just so cocky.... completely integrate my serena and blair shit the best of both worlds etc. Omg im so hungry

[odysseys-blood]

I wont be making an official carrd or anything any time soon but some housekeeping:

Racist, Antisemitic, Zionist a nazi or some shit? leave

TERFs, transphobes, truscum, transmed? leave

Proship or anti anti or whatever the fuck? get out.

Ableism in all forms? leave

If you shit on other people's identities that arent harmful in any way. Ace people and those using neopronouns arent causing you any problems you just have your head up your own ass

If you're a dsmp fan fuck off

Id prefer to keep it to no minors but if you're gonna follow then please be at least 16. I try to tag most nsfw posts I interact with to be on the safe side but its best not to follow at all if its a bother or you're young. please be safe on the internet

if you're a hazbin/heluva boss fan i think you're the cringiest person ever and im clutching my purse around you. please leave this establishment IMMEDIATELY

edit (7/23): idk whats with all the exclus folks coming around recently but this applies to yall too dont follow. i love the block button its my best friend

Theres probably some im missing but these are general big ones and im doing this on a whim on mobile so i havent re-linked my about to my desc. Block me before I block you is all i really need to say. The comfort of me and anyone viewing my blog comes before anything else.

list of my personal tags under the cut if you need to filter any of them

cliffnotes/.txt - my talk tag. most frequently used. if u block this ur a bit of a bitch actually but what am i gonna do abt it live ur life

cliff png - art tag. anything i reblog from my art blog will usually go in here and if im posting a sketch i feel like doesnt belong on the art blog natively ill post it here in this tag

cliff finally answers - ask response tag. basically talk tag 2

odysseys trail - liveblogging tag. if im playing a game or reading ill post my reactions abt it here usually includes screenshots too so if theres a game im playing u dont want to see yet/at all go ahead and block it!

#cliffnotes/.txt #If for some weird reason any of this applies just go on ahead get out #also yes i understand ppl will still do what they want. this is to signal that this is a safe place for others however. #i am perfectly capable of blocking mfs and do frequently

[hanmine]

Okay so sometimes I see some anons tell you you're mean/rude or shit talk about others blablabla, and personally speaking I can't say anything about that since I only started following you recently, but I'll be honest, these people deserve it when they either ask you your self ship art or when they ask you to tag something in YOUR blog for their ""safety"".

I also sometimes feel uncomfortable with some self ships (not you in particular, but anyone in general) because well, I don't know, it must be something psychological since I also like them ig, but I have no right to tell anyone else what to do with their own blog, Scrolling is the best option, it takes 1 second.

i feel like i have a very "one or the other" personality LMAO you either have a very nice tee or a very snappy tee

it honestly kinda just stems from my short temper if were being honest here erjfberhbhgv (im working on it—its a 19 year wip okay ?? LMAO) but i like to think i snap only when its asked for. all things considered, sometimes ig i can be a bitch lmao i can live with that, but i wouldnt say im like morally skewed or anything. if it was a tw or something like that id definitely tag it for ppls safety bc id never want my blog to trigger someones traumas and stuff

but a self ship on my self insert writing blog...could we maybe not be so self absorbed on my blog ?? i have it for my own entertainment above everyone else's

anyway, life lessons with tee even though im definitely not qualified for this oh well. ur always gonna be a villain in someones story so its okay if some people think ur mean and stuff, id rather be mean than a pushover. im sure ive misinterpreted the tone of an ask here and there and snapped at someone who had genuine intentions, but its bound to happen im human. i do genuinely want to be nice to everyone though, i dont get like a kick out of being mean or anything, i just have a hard time keeping my cool when ppl are rude or inconsiderate

but i also think its fair game at that point tho to be snappy

#love letters #no return address