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daydreamingleclerc · 3 years

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heyy you asked for fluffy stuff so could you pls do one where mase has been away for the euros and he is doing an interview for england's yt channel and the crew called you to surprise him so you fly to wherever he is and you show up while he's all emotional answering a question talking about you? sorry if it was confusing xx

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO WHOLESOME!!

i kinda did it like an esquire explain this interview because i love those so much and i wasn’t sure how to set it out🤣

surprise - mason mount blurb

“hey guys, i’m mason mount and this is my england explanations video,” mason smiled at the camera, flashing a matching wave, “i’m gonna be taking a deep dive into social media and answering the kinda things you guys wanna know.”

you sat back in the green room tucked away behind crew and curtains, wearing an england jacket and face mask so you’d blend in without mason clocking it was you. he’d been away at st. george’s for six weeks now, and it was one of the longest separations you’d ever experienced from one another, both of you were desperate to see the other, calling every night just to hear the sound of the others voice.

he held the ipad in his hands and laughed when he saw the picture, one of him and declan in a photo booth, the four individual squares each with different pictures inside. “this picture is from dec and i’s joint birthday in january,” he ran his hand over his face as he recalled the memory. “we hired a mini golf club that was fully decked out with a bar and photo booth, and these pictures are what emerged. i think my favourite is the one where he’s tried to jump on my back but i was so out of it that i didn’t even clock what was happening.”

you laughed from behind the curtain, remembering the moment well. the crew surrounding you kept looking between the two of you, admiring the way you watched him. they’d called you out for a few days in the hopes that it would improve mason’s mood, explaining how much he was missing you and that it was getting in the way of work, and of course you obliged.

“this next one is a picture of me and my niece, summer,” he swiped along to a video of him and summer dancing to the jungle book’s ‘i wanna be like you’ with a bubble machine in the background. “i remember when it was posted to social media everyone kept asking me if she was my daughter, my name was trending on twitter and my sister got so mad!”

while he spoke, a producer waved you over to the red curtain so you could stand and wait for your perfectly timed entrance into the booth. mason coughed and swiped across to the next picture, which was one of the two of you from the party chelsea hosted for players and families after the champion’s league win. his arms were tight around your waist, yours wrapped around his shoulders on your tip toes, your lips pressed together in a congratulatory kiss, and a blush crept onto his face. you bit at your fingernails when he started to speak.

“this is me and my girlfriend, y/n, the night of the champions league win,” a schoolboy grin crept across his face as he spoke about you, “she managed to leave work early and catch a last minute flight over to portugal so she could watch and i remember seeing her in the stands with a big, bright smile on her face when we stood on the pitch before kick off. i don’t think i’ve ever been so happy.”

“do you miss her, mason?” a producer from behind the camera asked, and mason nodded.

“i do, i really do,” he admitted, shifting in his seat. “our relationship is still quite fresh, we’ve only been dating for about eighteen months, and thanks to COVID she moved in with me, so we were essentially spending every waking moment together up until eight weeks ago when she had to leave my house so i could do a precautionary isolation for two weeks before moving into st. george’s.”

the crew watched you, beginning to get tearful as you smiled over at your clueless boyfriend. “it’s been so hard not seeing her for eight weeks, i’ve really struggled without her if i’m honest,” he chuckled a little bit and smiled at the camera, “but yeah, that’s y/n, and i really love her.”

“what would you say if we told you that she was here today?”

“i’d think you’re a big bunch of liars,” he laughed, expecting the producers question to be a prank — until it wasn’t.

you walked out from behind the curtain and pulled your mask off so mason could see it really was you, teary eyed and desperate for a cuddle. mason’s eyes blew wide at the sight of you, and in turn became tearful at the sight of you in front of him — really in front of him, as opposed to on a phone screen. “no fuckin’ way,” he breathed, the room lighting up when you ran into his arms, all the worries lifting from your shoulders as he spun you around.

“hi baby,” you mumbled into his neck, “i’ve missed you.”

mason’s eyes were still teary when he grabbed your face in his and pulled you in for a kiss that mirrored the one he’d just talked about. you let tears fall at the feeling of him in your arms, far too engrossed in your feelings for your own good.

“i’ve missed you too my darling,” he whispered when he pulled away, “so much.”

#mason mount #mason mount blurb #mason mount fluff #mason mount imagine #this was so fucking cute to write #i got a bit emotional imagining this happening i’m not gonna lie #he’s so soft 🥺🥺🥺🥺#mason i love you <3 #thank you for requesting!#i hope you enjoyed!

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adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy · 3 years

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hi give me the most heartbreaking song you can think of pls thank u (it's for science)

Ok I’m gonna give you a few 😌

Only A Memory — Icon For Hire

The Grey — Icon For Hire

Impossible — James Arthur

Paralyzed — NF

The Mess I Made — Parachute

If I Killed Someone For You — Alec Benjamin

Hotel Ceiling — Rixton

Your Shirt — Chelsea Cutler

Be Alright — Dean Lewis

✨ enjoy ✨

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lolly-willowes · 4 years

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Honestly try the patreon it's awesome! They are also lovely because they seem to be some of the few spurs Content creators that are of the opinion that del is actually quite smart! (I think more people should be like that). And they very much look past the toxic masculinity that Jose spouts about!

I like what they have to say about Del too. It just counters all of the easy narratives. And I do love that they point out his intelligence, also on the pitch. Poch's functioning teams were very intelligent and Del was a big part of it!

As for Jose, I have a lot to say about his toxic masculinity and the whole alpha male "winner" discourse that came with him when he was appointed. I was depressed when he was hired and continue to be depressed. I expected the usual suspects of male football fandom to worship him but it does take me by surprise that many young female fans are like, oh Jose is so funny he's such a riot I love him. Maybe because I'm a boring humourless harpy feminist, but Jose's shtick doesn't wash with me at all. Like Aurier is still slated for having used a homophobic insult (which he apologised for and thus far hasn't repeated) but Jose verbally abusing the female Chelsea doctor who ran onto the pitch to treat Eden Hazard is seemingly forgotten and forgiven? (He called her "daughter of a whore" in Portuguese and was pissed that doctors prioritise the physical wellbeing of the players over letting them play through pain/injury in order to win the match. Alpha male serial winner! Whoo!)

I'm also protective of the Spurs boys and know they've been called bottlers, wimps, "pussies", etc. by the toxically masculine incel football fandom and the thing is, nice as they were under Poch, hugging and smiling and happy, they also knew how to be aggressive and nasty on the pitch. So I don't know where this "nice guys who must learn to be cunts" narrative came from (well it came from Jose, but rather, why do people buy his narrative 100%? Didn't you watch and support and love your own team before he came?) Again, I'm mostly surprised that female fans have bought into that "be a cunt" narrative that Jose's peddling.

Like when Sonny had his interview after Southampton, he was buzzing! First PL hattrick. Personal and career milestone! Boy was happy. Jose crashed the interview to say "Harry Kane MOTM". You know what, I even agree. Kane was MOTM. But Sonny scored the goals and he was buzzing! Let him have his moment! Why the fuck did Jose have to pop his head in to have a go 😭 "Cunt mentality", I guess?

Similarly during the Plovdiv presser I was taken aback when Eric said "We're not kids you know, we're men!" Like, it's not the kind of rhetoric I've ever seen him use. Spurs fans who love the team know that they're men! Who work hard. Why was he compelled to have to defend themselves in that manner? I'm probably making something out of nothing but it was jarring, to me. Something I didn't expect coming from him in particular.

I'm sorry anon, I totally went off on a tangent. I had a lot of stuff to get off my chest 😅

#Asks #Anon

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hspn · 2 years

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A hard job

Me: Wow, yeah, that would be my top channel pick too.

Brother: For sure. I’m surprised recommended for you and trending are not all Monster Jam.

Me: I’m surprised there’s no Monster Jam-only streaming service.

Brother: That’s when NBC Sports Gold comes back.

Me: Then Gold would be an appropriate title because Monster Jam is content gold.

Brother: ‘NBC Sports Jam is my jam.’ I just created their slogan.

Me: I don’t know why they haven’t hired us to start and run this service. Also I bet we’ve talked more about Monster Jam than anyone on earth, including the people who produce Monster Jam and the people who are in Monster Jam.

Brother: I’ve talked more about Monster Jam than minutes of Monster Jam I’ve accidentally watched.

Me: I accidentally saw 1 minute of it and then it segued into a diarrhea commercial, which I presume was not an accident. I just read the Monster Jam wiki page. They have their own YouTube channel. Then why the hell are they clogging up NBC Sports Network when PL, more specifically Chelsea, is on?!

Brother: I bet NBCSN is just an ad to get you to go to YouTube.

Me: It’s probably literally just a webcam on the YT channel stream of Monster Jam.

Brother: Plus diarrhea ads.

Me: That’s the only way to get the true Monster Jam experience. ‘What’s wrong with that guy?’ ‘He ate some Monster Jam.’ I just wrote their commercial. Again, I don’t know why we’re not running this thing.

Brother: I bet they don’t think anyone wants the job.

Me: Well, it’s a hard job. It took us 10 whole minutes to found it, write the slogan, figure out how to shoot eps, and create an ad for it.

#Chelsea FC #Monster Jam #Premier League #NBC Sports Network #NBC Sports Gold #hair sports #HSPN #soccer #football #sports

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magdasabs · 1 year

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I know what you'll be doing next: cooking the broccolis.

yes pls @ chelsea hire me to cook all your broccoli

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thewebofslime · 5 years

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Judicial Watch today announced it received 756 pages of newly uncovered emails that were among the materials former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton tried to delete or destroy, several of which were classified and were transmitted over her unsecure, non-“state.gov” email system. Hillary Clinton repeatedly stated that the 55,000 pages of documents she turned over to the State Department in December 2014 included all of her work-related emails. In response to a court order in another Judicial Watch case, she declared under penalty of perjury in 2015 that she had “directed that all my emails on clintonemail.com in my custody that were or are potentially federal records be provided to the Department of State, and on information and belief, this has been done.” In 2017, the FBI uncovered 72,000 pages of documents Clinton attempted to delete or did not otherwise disclose. Until the court intervened and established a new deadline, the State Department had been slow-walking the release of those documents at a rate that would have required Judicial Watch and the American people to wait until at least 2020 to see all the releasable Clinton material. The production of documents in this case is now concluded with the FBI being only able to recover or find approximately 5,000 of the 33,000 government emails Hillary Clinton took and tried to destroy. Judicial Watch obtained the documents in response to a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) lawsuit filed on May 6, 2015, after the State Department failed to respond to a March 4, 2015, FOIA request (Judicial Watch v. U.S. Department of State (No. 1:15-cv-00687)) seeking: All emails sent and received by former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in her official capacity as Secretary of State, as well as all emails by other State Department employees to Secretary Clinton regarding her non-“state.gov” email address. This final batch of Clinton emails includes five new classified emails and communications with controversial figures Lanny Davis and Sidney Blumenthal. On April 27, 2011, former British Prime Minister Tony Blair sent classified information discussing Palestinian issues to Clinton’s personal unsecure email account. On May 19, 2011, Blair again sent classified information to Clinton’s personal unsecure email account discussing a “speech.” A classified email exchange between Blair and Clinton took place from January 16, 2009 (while George W. Bush was still president) and January 24, 2009. The subject line is “Re: Gaza.” Blair on January 16, 2009, relayed information he learned from Middle East leaders and noted that he wanted to get something “resolved before Tuesday” (when Obama would be sworn in as president). Clinton responded to Blair on January 19, 2009, writing “Tony – We are finally moving and I am looking forward to talking w you as soon as I’m confirmed, tomorrow or Wednesday at the latest. Your emails are very helpful so pls continue to use this address,” [email protected]. Blair followed up by saying “It would be great if we could talk before any announcements are made.” Retired Army Gen. Jack Keane sent Clinton classified information, apparently during early 2009. The subject line of the email is redacted, but the text appears to show a discussion on information about Iraq. In September 2, 2010, email exchange marked classified, longtime Clinton confidante Lanny Davis tells Secretary Clinton that he could serve as a private channel for her to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, saying he had a “private and highly trusted communication line, unofficial and personal, to PM N[etanyahu].” Davis goes on to say “[N]o one on the planet (other than your wonderful husband) can get this done as well as you.…” Secretary Clinton responds with classified information, saying “I will reach out to you directly and hope you will continue to do the same w me. The most important issue now is [Redacted B1].” In a September 18, 2010, email, Davis emails Clinton to tell her that “As soon as I wrote last email, I reverted to my old role as your crisis manager and worrier about you, read the word ‘optics’ I suddenly felt – oops. I am registered under FARA for one or more foreign governments or businesses. I don’t think it would look right. I want to avoid any even slight chance of misperception.” Clinton replies, “Thx for looking out for me, my friend. I’ll tell Cheryl to stand down.” Davis replied, “100% off-the-record.” An email with the subject line “Clinton-Ivanishvili Meeting” shows a meeting with pro-Putin, Georgian billionaire Bidzina Ivanishvili, who was reportedly involved in a Russia-rigged election for president of the Republic of Georgia. On May 29, 2012, longtime Clinton political operative Craig T. Smith emailed Cheryl Mills, asking if a meeting between Secretary Clinton and Georgian billionaire Bidzina Ivanishvili was “happening,” saying: “Would be a good thing if it can work out.” Mills tells Smith she’ll revert and forwards the email to Jake Sullivan, Human Abedin and Lona Valmoro, asking them if they were setting up the meeting, noting that it involved “meeting with the opposition” and asking what she could tell Smith. Valmoro responds that the meeting with Ivanishvili was “on the schedule.” An undated email from former Deputy Secretary of State Strobe Talbott to Clinton discusses that “VP” Joe Biden was “thinking seriously about a Biden-Putin Commission.” The documents reveal that Clinton had been assigned an official government email address with which she could have conducted government business, [email protected]. She also reportedly had additional government addresses at her disposal: [email protected] and [email protected], neither of which were configured to send or receive emails. The documents uncovered by Judicial Watch also include an email to Tamera Luzzatto, former chief of staff during Clinton’s tenure as U.S. Senator for New York. Clinton talks about getting “a secure computer set up soon.” Tamera–this is my new address, but, pls know, I cannot check it during the day unless I leave my office. I hope to have a secure computer set up soon to be able to get email during the workday. Much love, H. On October 29, 2009, a Clinton Foundation employee and close Clinton adviser Sid Blumenthal forwarded a proposal for a commercial contract related to improvised explosive devices (IEDs) from retired CIA officer-turned-contractor Gary Berntsen, to Clinton (copying Cheryl Mills), saying that Berntsen had been “unable to break through the bureaucracy with it.” Mills then forwarded the email to Jake Sullivan. Blumenthal noted that “Cody [Shearer] and I are following up.” Blumenthal and Shearer were both implicated in the creation of the Obama administration’s anti-Trump Russia “collusion” counterintelligence operation by providing “reports” relating to Trump-Russia collusion to the U.S. Government. On January 29, 2009, Blumenthal emailed Secretary Clinton a memo he titled “Good Cop, Bad Cop”, where Blumenthal informs Clinton that his sources tell him that an “attack” on the appointment by Obama of former Sen. George Mitchell as Special Envoy to the Middle East was “coordinated by Jewish institutional leaders and carefully scripted.” Also cited is Mitchell’s “Arab descent” as making him “politically vulnerable.” Blumenthal told Clinton that any conversations she had with Netanyahu “flows directly and instantly back to top (U.S.) Jewish leadership.” Further on in his memo, Blumenthal says that Netanyahu and “Jewish leadership” should “be expected to use political means, including outsourcing personal attacks” to counter Obama administration moves and said Netanyahu was “deeply connected to political networks in the U.S. – media, Jewish groups, Republican leaders, and right-wing Christian” organizations. To provide a “heat shield” from Netanyahu’s attacks, Blumenthal advises Clinton that Obama should hire a “bad cop” who is “organically tied to the President” and a “political appointee, Jewish, considered a true friend of Israel…” Clinton responded by saying, “Thanks for these. And I will call you in the next few days.” In an October 20, 2012, email exchange between top State Department and Clinton Foundation officials discussing arrangements for Bill and Hillary’s trip to Haiti. That trip focused on the opening of the Caracol Industrial Park, funded by a $300 million+ grant from USAID. The Caracol Park came to be seen as a hugely wasteful disaster, that was supposed to create 65,000 jobs for Haitians but as of January 2015 only produced 4,500. On January 25, 2009, Chelsea Clinton’s high school friend Nicole Davison (now Nicole Davison Fox), made a hiring recommendation to Secretary Clinton for the State Department. Clinton forwarded Davison’s recommendation on to Cheryl Mills, telling Mills to “follow up” on the “wonderful recommendation.” Mills replied, “K.” Maggie Williams, campaign manager of Clinton’s failed 2008 presidential bid, forwarded to Clinton a note sent to her by then-managing partner of the Gallup Organization, which said that “Gallup Polls suggest Obama’s plan to expedite withdrawal from Iraq could help improve some residents’ opinion [referring to Iraqis’ opinion of US leadership.]” Williams proposed to Secretary Clinton sending a group of high-level State Department officials to Gallup “for a presentation”, including Jack Lew, Jim Steinberg, Cheryl Mills and Lissa Muscatine. Williams would later suggest adding Jake Sullivan and Anne-Marie Slaughter to the Gallup presentation. On February 18, 2009, chairman of telecom company Centurylink, Bill Owens, emailed Clinton (copying Abedin) asking if he could get a meeting with the secretary during her upcoming trip to China. Abedin responded, saying that she was talking to Owens’ assistant to “arrange for the two of you to visit for a few minutes” during Clinton’s trip. Owens had been appointed Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff in 1994 by President Bill Clinton. After retiring from the Navy in 1996, he became chairman of defense contractor SAIC. In a January 3, 2011-March 1, 2011, email thread, Susanne Helmsley, a staffer at the World Economic Forum (ie, Davos) emailed leftist Christian writer-activist Jim Wallis to inform him that former British PM Gordon Brown would not be invited to the upcoming Davos meeting, because “our policy (and this makes Davos distinctive) is to only invite people who are still in power.” She also noted that the “theme” of the upcoming Davos meeting would be “Shared Norms for the New Reality”, noting that “the discussions of values will be a major element in Davos, since norms are only sustainable if built on values.” Wallis mentions his prior partnership with Bangladeshi banker Mohammad Yunus, who would be charged the next year with tax fraud and embezzling from the bank he’d founded, Grameen Bank. On five occasions Clinton’s secretary, Lauren Jiloty, sent Clinton’s sensitive daily itinerary to her on her unsecure email account. On January 29, 2009, State Department official Ashley Yehl received a Judicial Watch press release from Associated Press reporter Matt Lee about a lawsuit Judicial Watch filed on behalf of State Department official David Rodearmel challenging Clinton’s appointment as Secretary of State. Yehl forwarded the email on to several other State people, who in turn forwarded it on to State’s Legal Office and official James Thessin. Thessin sent it along to Cheryl Mills who sent it on to Secretary Clinton, assuring Clinton that the Department of Justice would defend her against the Judicial Watch lawsuit. “We continue to uncover classified information mishandled by Hillary Clinton in emails that she tried to hide or destroy. This is further evidence of the urgency for the DOJ to finally undertake a complete and legitimate criminal investigation,” said Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton. “Attorney General Barr should immediately order a new investigation of the Hillary Clinton email scandal.”

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