#christofern is their love fern

[spicycinnabun]

“Steve, something is wrong with Christofern!” Eddie entered Steve’s room, cradling the potted plant in his arms.

He’d come home after work, ready to greet his bud-dy, but one look at him had made Eddie gasp. His leaves were shriveled up like sad little green raisins. Usually, they were puffed up like oversized Rice Krispies.

Christofern had been Robin’s, originally. It had been in a very sorry state on her windowsill before she’d left for college—a lot worse than it looked now, under Eddie’s care, thank you—and she’d told him, “I honestly can’t stand the thing. You keep it. It sheds worse than my aunt’s Great Pyrenees, and I’m tired of vacuuming. Just don’t throw it out, or Steve might murder you.”

And that had been that.

Christofern didn’t look like a typical house plant. He wasn’t a fern, which Steve kept reminding him. Steve was more practical. He didn’t give his plants names but called them by their designated labels.

Christofern was a Donkey’s Tail, or sedum morganianum, part of the succulent family. That term meant absolutely nothing to Eddie unless it was referring to a big bowl of pasta—he had no idea there was a whole plant category called delicious.

“But maybe he wants to be a fern, Steven,” he’d argued. “Ever thought of that? He doesn’t have to be a succulent just because he was assigned so at birth.”

“You’re fucking ridiculous,” had been Steve’s reply.

At first, Eddie had enlisted Steve’s help purely because he’d wanted his attention, and talking about plants was an easy as hell way to get Steve’s attention. Steve was a very passionate plant dad. But later, Eddie grew to love Christofern, and the trials and tribulations of learning how to care for him were almost like raising his own child.

Christofern had not just one but seven long, thickly spiked green tails. Seven tails. He reminded Eddie of a mutated dragon. He was adorable but occasionally grumpy and high-maintenance, like a certain someone Eddie knew. (Perhaps Christofern was more of a prince than a dragon—a dragon prince?)

If he didn’t get enough sunlight, his leaves shed, and he wilted. If he wasn’t rotated daily, he got yellow and sunburnt. And if he didn’t get enough water…

“I swear I watered him... uh, recently.” When had Eddie last watered him? Not the day before, but maybe Wednesday? Or had it been Tuesday? Shit. Eddie pouted. “I just gave him a drink now, anyway. It’s not too late, is it, Doctor Steve?”

He clasped his hands and watched Steve’s attentive eyes rove over his plant, waiting for the diagnosis.

“Eddie, how could you neglect Christofern like this? I should call Plant Protective Services.” Steve grabbed his hand, startling Eddie and his overactive heartbeat.

He took Eddie’s index finger and pushed it into Christofern’s soil right down to his second knuckle. It felt inappropriate. Eddie made a noise, appalled. “Steven, why are you making me violate Christofern?”

Steve ignored him. “What do you feel? The soil is soaked down there, isn’t it?”

Eddie wiggled his finger. It felt goopy. “Yes,” he admitted.

“You’ve overwatered it,” Steve chastised. “Now, the leaves might rot instead of rehydrating themselves. You’ve got to make sure you don’t drown it. Christofern only needs a moderate amount of water every two weeks, okay?”

“Okay,” Eddie said meekly. “I’m sorry, Christofern.”

Steve pulled his finger out of the soil and gave him a look bordering on amusement. “Leave him with me for a few days, and I’ll get him back to where he should be.”

“Thank you, Doctor Steve. How can I ever repay you?” Eddie imagined repaying Steve with his mouth, his tongue, his hands (after he washed the soil off)…

“You can clean the bathroom,” Steve said.

Eddie’s fantasy shattered. He whined. “Does it have to be that?”

“Yup.”

“Damn it, Steve, just make me suck your dick next time,” Eddie grumbled on his way out.

He missed the way Steve’s jaw dropped.

#fic #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #steddie #steve x eddie #steddie au #roommate au #steddie fic #plant dad steve harrington #crack fic #christofern is their love fern #eddie won’t let it die #🪴

[alanshee-keeper-of-realms]

Christina, Lucille and Fern Garmadon (Survivalshipping Kids)

So @lunar32eclipsestudios and friendo named Kai were on VC the other night.

Luna mentioned she wanted to make Vinny and Garmadon kids, I loved this idea and inspired by them made my own

(I made sure this was okay with them as I didn't want to be stealing ideas from another I just was really inspired they told me just give them credit for the Inspiration which I am happy to provide.

Vinny is transgender in my headcannons, and while they were responsible they just happened to be the 1% oh shit

This is a Work in progress of the Triplets far left is Christina(Chrissy), middle Lucille right is Fern

Yes Garmadon figured out how to have a couple of the kids make out Christofern (only its Christinafern). Lucille carries on her big brother Lloyds tradition of having an L name

Also like Lloyd's eyes the girls have a characteristic trait which is their purple hair. While their big brother was stuck with growing green eyes, they are stuck with deep purple hair from their Oni sides, they also have forms that they've been able to turn into since birth.

Chrissy is the most like Vinny, Lucille is the most like Garmadon and then Fern is the Technical Stage Theatre kid running around pretty much a perfect mix of the two. These 3 are identical triplets however they do have certain tells to figure out who's who.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #Vinny is trans #survivalshipping #ninjago vinny #ninjago garmadon

[littlelegoman]

HARUMI HAURMI AHHHHH

The... the cryslized thing... the Crystal King looks like... looks like... the overlord.

OH MY GOD IT IS THE OVERLORD

Harumi has such a pretty voice.

"It's hard to tell with you sometimes!" Autsim at its finest /j

Half joking.

Lloyd truly loving Harumi is actually... ah.

RUMI AWW

No no I don't ship. I don't think I Do. But it's kinda....

Kinda on the cops and harumi's side. Still love the ninja.

"Old timer" is litterlly the equivalent of Jesus.

JAY PLEASE-

Jay knowing about like vehicles and stuff bc he grew up.in a junk yard building trains

And he's steal my least favorite ninja

I believe harumi and llyod are both like 16-18. Which is very clear. It's very clear they're young jn the way they talk and it's clear Harumi is being influenced by the Overlord.

""Part oni" like 1/4 oni Jesus.

First ninja master is half fdragon/oni.

Garmadon and wu would be.... 1/3 dragon, 1/3 human, 1/3 oni. Their mother is human right? Where did she come from? They have a mother don't they?

Llyod would be 1/4 dragon, 2/4 human, 1/4 oni.

He's part oni, alright. A small part.

oHHH WHATS IT LIKE TO KIN HARUMI AND LLYOD AT THE SAME TIME

GIRL BOSS OMG

Cole's voice is so strange to me. I miss Kirby morrow. It was quite nice while he was around. Evil llyod my beloved

I can't tell if that's his genuine oni powers or the Crystal King.

Ou right I just remembered bootleg garmadon that's technically still garamdon called Harumj "duaghter" and now I feel icky again.

I think the only one who could truly beat Wu I'd Aspheera. Bc they're both so old and talented. They have the connection.

MINI MINI PIXALS

I AGREE THEURE ADORANLE

MINI PIX MY BELOVED. NO NO MINI PIX WAIT FOR NYA

IS THAT A BATH TUB LMAK

Mini pix can replace nya I wasn't too arrachted anyways

The chicken thank God it's safe

Harumi ranting about the great deavoror

Pythor: 😬

Harimi sounds a lot like Yae Miki, thinking about it

Thought he was gonna go "harumi has served me well but it's time to get rid of her" and he didn't and that's surprising.

OH MY GOD JE TOO HER DOWN TOO

This could be solved easily with fire arms

Oh God Crystal zombie

Vinny my beloved. HLLY SHIT WAIT

"I've got this house guess and he keeps me up all night talking"

Is.

Is that who I think it is?

IS GARAMDON CRASHING AT VINNY'S?? LMAO

OB MY GOD WU YOJ KNEW HE WOULD RETURN GOD DAMNIT THIE WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW

If the mysterious sender isn't Harumi I'm gonna be furious

VINNY FOLSON LIVES IN-

He's been sending then or... his house guest

YES YES ITS GARAMDON

Also he's more docile.

He's like a house wife lmao.

Vinny of NGTV NEWS THE WISEST MAN HAHA

I TELL YOU VINNIE is the man

he has come along way.

HA VINNY REALLY WAS LIKE : I CAN FIX HIM

Garmadon dancing with the plant.

"Harumi?" The sound of care. /pos

"She was like a daughter to me." Stop SAYING THAT GOD YOURR REAL SOM IS RIGHT THERE AND HE STILL HAS ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HER

CHRISTOFERN NO HIS OWN SON CHRISTOFERN OH MY GOD THATS SUCH AN AUTISTITX THING TO DO Getting emotionally attached to something.

Oh fuck off he's 1/4 oni it's not like- I'm like 1/8th German and you don't see me learning German

Also when did his oni form have wings.

Jay here to save his bf

I give up. Fine, he's oni. 1/2 oni I guess.

If we find his ex girlfriend and or partly adoptive sister then we can get things done

Oh God not Misako.

OH YES THE NEW NINJA

I KPVE THEIR COLORS that's the only reason

Lloyd bout to enter his yandere simulator snap mode

Mini pix <3 <3 <3

Sorry the autistic kicked in long time ago and the giddy feeling is here

I want to see more of garmadon and Vinnie interact bc I'd like to belive he cares just as much for Vinnie as he did for christofern

Ronin has a soft spot for the ninja imo.

CHRISTOFERN

HE LIVES

HE LIVES

NO NO CHRISTOFERN NOT AGAIN GOD DAMNIT I JUST IVE GOT EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO THE FERN PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

stim

Kai and Cole bickering

Nya is not the only one on the ship Jay.

I'm on episode e11, good, I was worried it would end

The paper boys

"I FISJED OUT TJE LAST ONE IFS YOUR TURN"

Antonia please

Actually what who was the first one to fall again?

Jay and Nya is not a ship I ever expected to like but it's greater

Just cut of her legs and take her torso

YES YES WATER POWERS

"I am not about to lead a group of children in to a battle" you litterallg have though.

BENTHOMAAR MY BELOVED

Sorry did you say return if the ice emporer-

Quanash? Dude lktterally who?

Oh God the final battle happened ten years ago give me a break

OH OH GOD ZANE

Dude how did you escape.prison did they just let everyone go

FUGI DOVE I TELL YOU HE'S GOTTA BE UKTRA POWERFUL HE-

Fugi-dove <3

HAHA BORG

boy oh boy aren't I an avid lavashipper

I'm so glad skylor isn't a y/n.

Jake is like Kai's sun

Christofern....

I'd be mad too Skylar.

Princess Vania

Vinny my comfort Character

Raver seven aka blazey h. Speed.

Zane dies like seven hundred times I'm over it atp.

"for beings such as you or i"

SOBBING FR

MINI PIX I LOVE YOU IF MINI PIX DIES I DIE

It has been two hours I want this to end so I can dream about my ninjago series

Nya and Jay need to get married after this, it's like the 100th war they've had

NO THE CHICKEN

NKF THE CHICKEN

I am invested.

Harumi truly wants it to end. But logically, it won't. Time and time again evil came back. Perhaps all that's left is join evil.

THE SHINRARIANS YESSS

Theerplopiqns

"For king benthomaar of the endless sea!

MINNI PIX K LOVE YKU

Yes Stacy or whatever her name was our bisexual icon

THE LGBT UKE LMAK

Does ninjago end here bc this would a good end and I'm not sure how much more they can vo kn. Also this is op lol

I want Mister E or... F to be reviled as Echo Zane, or what's left of him.

Oh my God it all comes back

It all-

harumi slay slay them

He was always oni, it was like... triggered with the bite. LIKE my mother's disease after I was born

Again. Everyone coming together would be a good finale but I've heard people say this isn't the end?

This show would be better with swearing

I'm sorry it's the little details of the LGBT rep that get me.

KILL THEM WITH PRIDE YEAH

HOW TO I HIT THE RESER BUTTON

Garm... garmakdn?

NO.NO NO NO NO HES NOF DEAD IS HE?

Holy shit oni llyd. Does this mean there's a dragon lloyd too?

The last time we untied the weapons garmadon turned back time so....

OH WHAT FU THE WEAPONS ARE THE FSM

NO THE NINJA

Oh heh look a dragon

Oh he is alive

"YOU WERE FAKING'

he's talking to a plant

To be fair the whole... uh... what where they called? Whatever the uh tales things showed that there is a story after. That the ninja were like turned ti gold Stone.

Nothing like the end if the world to bring ervhone together

Christofern my beloved