when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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Cass & Dani: *lights up some fat blunts*
Bela: Just what the HELL are you two doing?
Daniela: Gettin' crunk and absolutely smackooed. Wanna join?
Bela: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! This is not how mother raised us-
Cass: *blows smoke at Bela*
Bela: *coughs* You little bastard! MOTHER HELP *runs to her mama* Cassandra smoked weed at me and I think I'm high now!!!
Lady D: *smokes a massive joint* Nice to meet you, High, I'm Mom.
Bela: 👁️👄👁️
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I am currently working at a Goodly William thrift store as a cashier and I have had a time of it.
Anyway, I was checking this customer out and she had two cds: a metal band I can't recall and Hilary Duff. I asked if she had checked the cds, she hadn't, so I checked and said that the Hilary Duff had a skip ring on it, but it wasn't bad and should play okay.
She said 'Oh, that's fine. I collect them for the aesthetics. They're so cool, like some sort of lost technology.' and inflicted psychic damage on me. I just paused for a second and I'm glad I at least had a face mask on to hide the confusion, read her total, and had to tell her we don't have a tap reader.
I need a new job asap...
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How would the ROs react to getting home super late and being greeted by a very sleepy mc hugging them and saying "I missed you"?
Adelaide: she doesn't say anything as she kisses their forehead and hugs them back for a long while. after she pulls away, she takes their hand in hers and leads them to the bedroom where she pulls them down onto the bed with her and falls asleep in their arms.
Hayden: their face softens as they pull them into their arms. "missed you too," they say. "i'm sorry i kept you waiting." they take the mc to bed, tucking them in before going to change into their pajamas and do their nightly routine.
Gabriel: immediately, he sweeps them up into his arms, kissing them sweetly before carrying them to bed. he doesn't want to be away from them for any amount of time so he simply strips out of his clothes and joins them in bed, hugging them close to his chest.
Jordan: smiling at the mc, they hug them back. "and i missed you," they tell them, kissing their cheek. "now let's get you to bed." they take a shower and change in more comfortable clothes, checking up on the mc and pressing a soft kiss to the forehead. they continue to do some work in the living or dining room, only crawling into bed in the early hours of the morning.
Mavis/Maverick: they squeeze the mc in a hug, kissing their face all over before going to bed with them. they're not at all tired so they lay next to the mc, watching them sleep for a while before they eventually drift off themself.
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RANT !!!
i remember the people who caught up just as the shop was closing and we were having trouble bexause we had to turn the lights back on and get the keys again from the back and rearrange the boxes so they could see the display and they just kept saying "its just a littlw bother just bear with it" and didnt even give us the exact change we had to reopen the counter and cashier again and they just kept saying its "just a little bother and we can bear with it" i hope that every day they trip and crash on their face
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