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patbwaifs · 9 months
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i think i've found the way i draw connor as well as my version of his character from snippets of storyboards and fan fic drafts that i've conjured up.
if anyone "ooc's" me i already got the perfect response
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marcusrobertobaq · 2 months
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Amanda didn't explain how much data is lost in Connor's memory backup system. The only place where this is even relevant is in Public Enemy but it's related to the Hostage Situation (if Connor died). For the rest it's like nothing is lost.
And I'd say even the Hostage death is quite weird. There are 2 methods of dying that can cause a difference in how much data was lost - cuz it's related to the time Connor had to make a upload.
If Connor falls from the rooftop he should have enough time to upload everything. If Connor is shot by surprise, I doubt he would have enough time to upload everything.
So, IN MY OPINION:
if u didn't get shot by Daniel by surprise CONNOR SHOULD REMEMBER ABOUT THE COP and also some bits of falling from the rooftop (if it's the case), at least the first meters where he starts the upload (I gonna pretend they got a fast speed upload)
If Connor got shot by Daniel by surprise HE SHOULDN'T REMEMBER ABOUT THE COP, neither bout some other stuff and I assume lotta shit got corrupted
In both situations where Connor knows he ain't gonna get out alive (like jumping or shielding Emma) he should have a complete memory upload. After all u need hit the head and even like this dude still got some secs before shutting down for real.
It's CANON Connor remembers at least being shot by Daniel when he enters the balcony.
But there's one thing that fucks my whole theory: I don't know if the issue is in the upload itself, like, the transfer getting corrupted for some unknown reason, from Connor's end. Still Public Enemy is really the only moment where it's relevant, at least in the final game.
Some cut dialogues mentioning Connor 60 having trouble with the memories and Connor 5X after dying in Crossroads/NoTS also not remembering anything that happened before exist, but I think they removed cuz we can still talk about some stuff after this, I believe was cuz of the whole Cole reveal being a thing in HPR/CLT. I think was one of the worst decisions they've ever made. Literally fucked up with CLT and this whole memory thing. If it's true was possible shooting Connor 60 (also hit Hank if u fail QTE) and they removed just for the Cole thing putting a stupid fight scene and a guessing game I swear I'll...
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iwonderwh0 · 6 months
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There should have been an opportunity to convert CyberLife tower androids without killing Connor-60 (or another Connor). Making him fail his only mission and leaving him scared and desperate without any chance to "fix" it either. Going to him last and stretching a hand in an invitation to break his red walls as well.
Shooting him as if he's any different from Connor-5X is just kinda fucked. Unlike 5X he had no time nor opportunity to turn any different.
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7-pines · 1 month
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artisan item checklist
The amount of each artisan item you need to make. Artisan items are recursive (if you need to make juice and wine, it'll tell you to make 2 juices), but nothing else is (if someone loves a meal that involves an artisan item, it's not keeping track of that.) Loved items are included as "+1" for each person who loves it.
This is also made to be specific so when a recipe/crafting/offering calls for "Any ___" or "A or B", I picked the cheapest version of it to make. How things get replaced is under the Read More at the end.
3x Tulip honey [Bee house]: Apple pie, Assorted grilled platter, Jamu (Cooking)
1x Titan arum black honey [Bee house]: Rare Artisan (Offering)
8x Cheese [Cheese press]: Burrito, Eggplant lasagna, Gnocchi, Hawaiian pizza, Oven-baked risotto, Pizza, Summer burger, Sweet potato poutine (Cooking)
2x Syrup [Cheese press]: Es cendol, Es doger (Cooking)
1x Seaweed chips [Dehydrator]: Basic Artisan (Offering)
1x Large gesha coffee [Keg]: Loved by Aaliyah
2x Gesha coffee [Keg]: Loved by Aaliyah, Raj
3x Sake [Keg]: Fish soup (Cooking) Loved by Connor, Walter
7x Coffee [Keg]: Loved by Antonio, Emma, Giu, Groo, Joko, Raj, Randy
9x Green tea [Keg]: Kombucha (Artisan) Help Paul (Quest) Loved by Anne, Ben, Betty, Eleanor, Emma, Kenny, Raj
1x Cane nectar [Keg]: Loved by Erika
2x Cranberry juice [Keg]: Basic Artisan (Offering) Cranberry wine (Artisan)
1x Wool cloth [Loom]: Monster scarecrow (Crafting)
5x Cotton cloth [Loom]: Poci ghost scarecrow (Crafting) Kunti ghost scarecrow (Crafting) Ondel-ondel handsome scarecrow (Crafting) Ondel-ondel pretty scarecrow (Crafting) Loved by Emma
9x Butter [Mason jar]: Basic Artisan (Offering) Apple pie, Butter croissant, Cookies, Corn on the cob, Gnocchi, Minced jackfruit pie, Oven-baked risotto, Peanut butter (Cooking)
1x Kiracha sauce [Mason jar]: Vegan taco (Cooking)
2x Pickled corn [Mason jar]: Basic Artisan (Offering) Corn kimchi (Artisan)
3x Tempeh [Mason jar]: Fried tempeh, Herbed tempeh, Lodeh (Cooking)
4x Mayonnaise [Mayonnaise machine]: Basic Artisan (Offering) Fish taco, Rainbow sandwich (Cooking) Loved by Scott
4x Rice flour [Mill]: Es cendol, Klepon, Popiah, Serabi (Cooking)
10x Wheat flour [Mill]: Apple pie, Basil pesto pasta, Fruit tart, Pad thai, Peyek, Seafood ramen, Veggie ramen (Cooking) Gingerbread scarecrow (Crafting)
20x Amaranth flour [Mill]: Banana fritter, Bread, Butter croissant, Cauliflower casserole, Chocolate chip muffins, Cookies, Gnocchi, Hash browns, Hawaiian pizza, Kue kancing, Minced jackfruit pie, Mooncake, Pancakes, Pepper and mushroom flatbread, Pineapple upside-down cake, Pizza, Pumpkin pie, Red velvet cake, Spider tempura, Tortilla (Cooking)
11x Sugar [Mill]: Cenil, Donut, Egg custard, Fruit tart, Klepon, Kue kancing, Kue lapis, Pineapple upside-down cake, Pumpkin pie, Serabi (Cooking) Gingerbread scarecrow (Crafting)
4x Gourmet salt [Mill]: Herbed tempeh, Ketchup, Serabi, Spider tempura (Cooking)
3x White truffle oil [Oil press]: Rare Artisan (Offering) Loved by Alice, Connor
1x Black truffle oil [Oil press]: Loved by Alice
2x Almond oil [Oil press]: Loved by Alice, Emily
4x Olive oil [Oil press]: Hummus, Roasted mushroom (Cooking) Loved by Alice, Emily
11x Canola oil [Oil press]: Banana fritter, Beet chips, Donut, Falafel, Fried tempeh, Kale chips, Potato chips, Sauteed chard, Spider tempura, Sweet potato chips, Sweet potato poutine (Cooking)
1x Fermented goat cheese wheel [Aging barrel]: Rare Artisan (Offering)
1x Kombucha [Aging barrel]: Loved by Kenny
1x Artichoke kimchi [Aging barrel]: Loved by Anne
1x Corn kimchi [Aging barrel]: Rare Artisan (Offering)
1x Cranberry wine [Aging barrel]: Rare Artisan (Offering)
Replacements
These replacements only involve Cooking & Crafting, not Loved Items. So if someone loves Fruit Juice, that's not kept track of here.
Any flour -> Amaranth flour
Any oil -> Canola oil
Any cheese -> Cheese
Any butter -> Butter
Butter or Large butter -> Butter
Any honey -> Tulip honey
Any mayonnaise -> Mayonnaise
Any fruit juice -> Cranberry juice
Any wine -> Cranberry wine
Any pickle -> Pickled corn
Any kimchi -> Corn kimchi
Any dried scavengeables -> Seaweed chips
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tapedsleeves · 4 months
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2023 hrpf fic roundup
VGK / 6167 (mark stone / max pacioretty):
won't run away (but I'll have to take it slow) - the 6167 max thinks mark might be ace fic (rated T) passes too quick to see me - max has a migraine 5x drabble I want strings attached (prequel to our secret's worth its weight in gold published in 2022) - wherein mark buys the ring he hides from max in secret's worth i'd rather drown - after max is traded, he invites his family to visit Mark's house for christmas. but i can't see behind the sun - plane flirting triple drabble tripped and fell on you - max and mark met & hooked up as teenagers wear you like a stitch - mark has temporary amnesia or a gentle kiss - a vague pirate au double drabble
VGK / 981 (Jack Eichel / Jonathan Marchessault):
a wall to bring us closer - jonathan sees the photo of the way jack is looking at him later & decides to do something about it. from a shudder to a shockwave - jack falls in love with vegas, hockey, and jonathan marchessault you don't need to wonder, you're doing fine - Jack gets an idea for the post game award no reason to put up a fight - jack and marchy at stevie's wedding just what i needed - jack makes a kissing bet to get Marchy the Conn Smythe your whole life is a head (I hope we get to see it) - marchy has a crisis about being older than jack
Misc:
VGK: Chandler Stephenson / Shane Hnidy / Neon in the nighttime - parade hookups :)
VGK: Nic Roy / Zach Whitecloud / In all of my wildest dreams (they just ended with you and me) - bubble musing triple drabble
VGK: Nic Roy / Zach Whitecloud / i'll set you up against the stars - Nic wears lingerie
Canes: andrei svechnikov / jordan martinook / teach me to breathe (break me in half) - babygirl andrei :)
NJD: Nico Hischier / Jack Hughes / it's our anthem - first kiss double drabble
Kraken: Will Borgen / Carson Soucy / well and remix of and well from Will's POV
Kraken: Will Borgen / Carson Soucy / go hunt for honey - carson shares chocolate with will
Jets/VGK: Connor Hellebuyck/Laurent Brossoit / Message Pending / connor attempts to invite laurent to his house for a visit.
Jets/VGK: Connor Hellebuyck/Laurent Brossoit / but my body's in the lead - smut set after the Jets lose in round one of the 23 scp
Panthers: Matthew Tkachuk / Aleksander Barkov / Leon Draisaitl / fracture me - quick and dirty porn to make sure that dom!sasha is taking care of Matthew properly.
Panthers: Matthew Tkachuk / Aleksander Barkov / Leon Draisaitl / full time problem - leon calls sasha to set up matthew
Leafs: Kyle Dubas / Sheldon Keefe / ache it 'til you make it - sheldon gets stuck in playoff time loops
Leafs: Kyle Dubas / Sheldon Keefe / checking it twice - sheldon makes sure to write kissing on Kyle's to do list for tomorrow.
Leafs: Kyle Dubas / Sheldon Keefe / sand inside that hourglass (WIP) - Sheldon's wife used to peg him, Kyle offers to scratch the itch.
Avs: Nathan Mackinnon / Jonathan Drouin / just here to become the best yet (i'm just here for the psych assessment) - Jo finds a way to make Nate feel better after their back to back shut out losses
Oilers / VGK: Jack Eichel / Connor McDavid / or stone unturned - 5 times connor touched jack eichel
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advictoriams · 7 months
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Guys. Is Sixty the Mileena of Detroit?
Think about it. Mileena was originally an evil clone manipulated by puppet masters (Shang Tsung and Shao Kahn) to kill her predecessor (Kitana)
Sixty is an evil clone manipulated by puppet masters (Cyberlife via Amanda) to kill his predecessor (Connor 5X)
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justdippers · 1 year
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Connor dips, jeeps, and hunts in MO, TikTok connorkettler
JustDippers original find! Dipper pics 5x/day
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austronauts · 2 years
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i am returning with yet another brainrot episode [dodges booing and tomatoes being thrown] of me annotating mitch youtube content.
this podcast episode with connor was ADORABLE and revealed a side of him that we rarely ever see otherwise SO...it has made my mitch hyperfixation at LEAST 5x worse. I say this so i can warn you to listen at your own peril (i say listen rather than watch bc mitch is like..in 240p the whole time and at certain points looks SO BLURRY he looks like an impressionist painting of a twink. how very renoir of him tbh). 
I also recognize this video is long af (honestly i didnt know mitch knew this many words....very impressed) so i’m time-stamping every part that im annotating...... also this post got so long so i’m sorry. i KNOW i always say this but it’s bc im genuinely always surprised by my own verbose ass.,.,,,,.,,,,.,.,,,,, WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY IM JUST LIKE MITCH FR I NEED TO STOP YAPPING (morgan rielly voice: “just never shuts up”) 
1:35: mitch apparently loves oysters? honestly adding this only because it’s so cute when his face scrunches up and he throws his head back to laugh at 2:12 (also why is connor’s water glass so dirty what is HAPPENING)
3:21: mitch marner, self-proclaimed coffee aficionado and BEST coffee maker on the leafs, does not know what a chemex is. the look of blank confusion. i know what you are. a fraud who would rather be drinking capri suns and chocolate milk.
3:45: ok now we understand WHY mitch is always wearing a redbull hat (when he’s not wearing his recent assortment of ridiculous hat acquisitions like that powder blue hat with the HUGE BRIM or the orange prada bucket hat) - redbull just sends mitch HATS ON HATS ON HATS that he’s not even allowed to share as part of his agreement. i am now, in fact, asking redbull to send him EVEN MORE HATS so he’s less tempted to wear those hats he’s been wearing this off-season. redbull should just absolutely bury him in hats until he is no longer even visible. he’s not that big so it really shouldn’t take that many hats!!! that’s what i call a hat trick. that’s what i call cap space [booing from audience intensifies]
6:25: WHY is a CONNOR CARRICK MITCH MARNER PODCAST HOW I FIND OUT THAT PK SUBBAN AND LINDSEY VONN WERE ENGAGED?!?!! WHAT IN THE SPORTS ROYALTY?
7:14: just connor gassing mitch up and then chirping him for looking like a newborn foal when he entered the league (mitch then chirps himself for what he looked like with his shirt off lmao - it always surprises me how self-aware he seems to be and how comfortable he seems to be with himself? genuinely endearing tbh)
9:34: mitch talking about how formative visiting the children’s hospital in london (with christian dvorak) 1-2x a week was for him and the “legacy” he wants to build as a hockey player. like. as a cynical human i understand that this podcast is meant to be a fluff piece that’s beneficial for mitch’s reputation/brand, but as a human human i cannot help but be touched by how sincere mitch is about this. and more importantly, he’s shown it with his actions re: the genuine friendship he had with hayden, who mitch met during these hospital visits. 
11:54: hearing about mitch’s contract issues from mitch’s POV is pretty interesting, and i believe this is the most extensively he’s ever spoken about it? it makes so much sense that mitch’s biggest priority was not wanting to miss training camp and pre-season. and that he had ZERO intention of leaving the leafs. im forever genuinely flabbergasted by that contingent of leafs fans who thinks mitch was the one in the room negotiating with kyle/the leafs and playing games to squeeze every last dollar out of them? like DO THEY KNOW MITCH? THE TWITCH STREAMER? my. brother in christ, this guy does not even know what an encyclopedia is. my brother in christ, this guy called his finnish teammate “finlish.”  ANYWAY, he talks pretty openly about the impact the contract negotiations and pressure had on him mentally
17:40: connor: what is your favorite part of being a toronto maple leaf? mitch: my friends 🥺
19:54: mitch talking about how he just likes to check in “on his guys” and connor pointing out that whenever he gets an assist or a goal in a game, he still gets texts from mitch. WHICH IS. SO SWEET. as someone who is absolutely fucking terrible at keeping in touch with people i am JUST. SORRY TO BE A SAP BUT THATS SO SWEET OF HIM? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! IM GOING TO EAT HIM!!!!!!
20:30: THIS IS THE BEST PART LOWKEY - THE NIKE SHOES STORY DODOHFODHOSHSODASODHFAIDHFLWJEFKDLJKSAS. IF U WATCH NOTHING ELSE PLEASE WATCH THIS. THE DAY CONNOR GOT MOVED FROM THE LEAFS AND WAS SAD MITCH JUST SHOWED UP WITH A GIANT PILE OF SHOES TO GIVE CONNOR AND CONNOR HAD TO BE LIKE “MITCH? I AM MOVING? I CANNOT TAKE ALL THESE SHOES???” THIS IS THE MOST MITCH MARNER STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD I CANNOT LIKE IVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT IF I READ IT IN A FIC I WOULDVE BEEN LIKE “LMAOOO THIS AUTHOR NAILED MY HEADCANON OF MITCH BUT IRL MITCH WOULD NEVER DO THAT” BUT NO! HE DOES! HE HAS! the fairy godmother only gave cinderella one pair of glass slippers but mitch marner will show up at your doorstep with 10+ pairs of emotional support nikes that he’s been trying to give you for MONTHS because he loves you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
24:45: Mitch talking about how the award he’d want to win the most is the Selke - and given how great Mitch has been this past season offensively AND defensively AND on the PP AND on the PK??? give minch the selke send tweet. 
28:30: when Mitch was drafted by London he was 5′6″ and 125lbs DLKDLKSJA HE WAS fucking TEENSY! please! i 100% could have carried him around in a fanny pack with my wallet and keys and a granola bar and the 3-4 random crumpled receipts from walgreens
30:16: “whenever people ask me what it was like playing with mitchy, i always tell them he has the ability to rubiks’ cube the game.” i LOVE This and i will be using this expression from now on, even though i have never solved a rubik’s cube and never will!
46:20: I would say this is the 2nd really meaty part of this podcast? It’s where Connor and Mitch talk about Mitch’s draft day experience. When Mitch talks about how NERVOUS he was when Toronto went up to draft their 4th pick i started laughing because if you watch the 2015 draft video you can SEE JUST HOW PETRIFIED AND TERRIFIED AND CLOSE TO SHITTING HIMSELF THEN THROWING UP THEN FAINTING AND DISINTEGRATING INTO A PILE OF DRIED UP LEAVES MITCH LOOKS LMAO. like that boy was on the brink of death. also, really interesting details behind Phoenix Coyotes drafting Dylan at third right before Mitch here!
51:47: The 3rd meaty (auston-y :---))))) ) part of this podcast: Mitch talking about THE BABCOCK INCIDENT where babcock made mitch grade his teammates on work ethic. Mitch talks about it with a lot of levity and positivity tbh but hearing mitch even joke and laugh about it makes me sad because it clearly was a really awful experience for him to go through as a rookie. knowing how close mitch was and is to those 3 guys at the bottom - tyler bozak, naz, JVR (his recent italian escapade buddy) - is definitely comforting tho. BOOING BABCOCK FOREVER FOR THIS TBH. like WHAT were you aiming to get out of this and why the hell would you ever put a ROOKIE in this impossible situation?
55:46: THE FINAL MEATY PART OF THIS PODCAST: THE MATT MARTIN SECTION. honestlyyyyY. just watch this part from beginning to end pls because mitch clearly loves and treasures matt SO much and there’s SO much here that will make you want to gnaw gnaw gnaw chew chew chew scream ferally and SUE connor carrick for your upper body injury (heart hurts)... but anyway, a few highlights: 
Mitch calling Marty a protector, a big brother, and “how big of a mentor he was to me” - i WILL CRY!!!!!!! I WILL!!!!! THATS MY FAVE LEAFS SHIP RIGHT THERE 
“He was all for me shooting a puck off his leg or his ass.”  every other time Mitch opens his mouth he says something that makes me go “wait ..what did he say?” and have to re-listen. this is one of those moments
the FUNNIEST story about how connor and matt almost fought when they played for different teams because matt found connor so annoying. i won’t spoil the details but i - i def cackled out loud
“you just felt 2 feet taller with matt around” 🥺🥺🥺 ok that’s fine tHATS FINE 
OH GOD. THE worst part: Mitch talks about how Matt and Syd would always invite him over and make sure Mitch never felt alone his rookie year, and how this experience of feeling included and loved by Matt shaped the kind of teammate/friend Mitch tries to be aka making sure his home and heart are always open to his teammates. I....I’M. Y’ALL. HOLD MY HAND AND STAY WITH ME BECAUSE LIKE - think about the way bogo (esp when his family was away during covid) and justin lived with mitch and how the leafs all clearly love mitch so much and how mitch says he always tries to be the positive energy guy for his team AND I JUST .  LETHAL PSYCHIC DAMAGE SUFFERED FROM THIS PART OF THE PODCAST TBH BRAIN JUST LEAKIN OUT THROUGH MY EARHOLES AS I CRAWL INTO A CORNER. Matt Martin drop your location right now and square up because i will fight you right now for what you’ve done. how DARE you and mitch marner, 2 rich white men i absolutely do not know, make me want to be a better kinder person....i...pretend i do not see it...i pretend i do not feel it.
1:02:58: Yes this podcast is over an hour long and i watched all of it ahahahah1!! haHA! anyway, mitch thanking the frontline workers - very sincere and endearing and mitch-y (aka causing little brain blips of complete confusion - like why did he call the UPS... “ups”? is this a canadian thing? also him thanking the WIFI PEOPLE FJDLKDJLDDSDSSDAKJLDDFLFJFKJLDSJLDKFAJL lmfaofjldjDDKS lmfaofofoofofOFOFO okay)
But seriously the entire podcast is extremely endearing and it’s still the off-season so please do watch the whole thing if you have a chance! then come yell with me about it u know i love to yell 
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teaveetamer · 11 months
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The insane takes on LGBT+ representation especially Bisexuality just reminds me of how Kit Connor was bullied into revealing he was bisexual when he kept his sexuality a secret while on Heartstoppers, because he was “Queerbaiting”. So stupid and nonsensical the author of Heartstoppers even had to point out doing this crap meant they missed one of the points of the frickin show/story!
Oh boy I had a whole response to this typed up and then my computer crashed!
Anyway it's "funny" because the post that elicited the "let's kill [Vee]" response was one where I literally just said that Edelgard is bisexual, and that she seems to lean more toward men given she has 5x the number of explicitly or implicitly romantic endings with male characters. And I was honest to god trying to read into the subtext of her endings with the female characters.
Which, if they'd asked me to clarify why I thought that was, I would have pointed to heteronormative dev/societal bias necessitating more het content be included in the game than queer content. Then we probably could have gotten into a whole discussion about death of the author, and whether we should take what's written into the game at face value and leave any dev bias out of the conversation entirely, correct for dev bias, or just left it unquantified. But nah, apparently making "jokes" about murdering me is easier.
Honestly there's probably something in there you could have honestly and productively criticized me for, but so much of their problem with it seems to be "right church, wrong planet".
Like, they seem to genuinely take me saying Edelgard is bisexual and attracted to men as an insult or some kind of erasure of her queerness. That combined with their gross "Vee is just a straight girl pretending to be bisexual for clout because she talks about and ships male characters" (again, I'm not even bi) leads me to believe there's some serious unexamined biases running the show over there. Heck, the fact that they even thought it was acceptable to try and ostracize me from the LGBTQ+ community and excise my queerness when they thought I was bi says a lot more about them than it does about me.
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Yo, it's me again. CyberLife told me I got to ask someone this:
It's a common sense in the dbh fandom that a Connor will always knock on Hank's door before the Battle chapter while he's probably drunk playing russian roulette?
Like:
If you got a positive relationship with him (a threat to CyberLife) and went rogue, a Connor will knock on Hank's door (in this case 60). And Hank will listen to Connor exactly cuz it's a positive relationship, so Connor convinces Hank to go with him -> And then we have the (stupid) CyberLife Tower hostage section.
I see a lotta people think that 60 really went Hank's home like we can do if we got a negative relationship with him, but idk about the drunk and russian roulette part.
I guess the only problem in thinking like this is when we got a neutral relationship with him and go rogue. I don't think would have a heavy motive for a 60 to kidnap Hank neither for a 5X to visit him. Idk what to think here, give me a light.
The game makes some combinations difficult, like certain options are made for specific paths. Well, i guess i hate it 🤣
I have never even thought about his before. Thank you for loading my brain with information. I have no idea what your question is though but I'm nodding enthusiastically
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acciork800 · 5 years
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So my house just got a fucking power cut... love that
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hardyslave · 3 years
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ALFIE SOLOMONS ON TIKTOK
A/N: BYE I THOUGHT OF THIS AT 3 AM IM SORRY IDEK WHAT THIS IS
- he’s on tiktok bc u were popular urself
- and a lot of people were simping for u so he went on ur account and was like “aye i appreciate you lots love for my fiance, but she’s mine, yeah? if i see another fucking man named connor or mike in her dms i will actually fucking murder you, mate. so stop yeah?”
- uploads it
- gets 1m likes because he’s hot asf
- lots of comments about his tattoos
- and his arms
- u were kinda turned on that he did that tbh LMAO
- I’VE BEEN THINKING THAT HE SAW THAT ONE TREND
- YOU KNOW THAT “imagine ur partner railing you on beat in .5x speed” or smth like that
- would somehow cONVINCE YOU to try it
- and he plays the sound not realizing it was recording
- your phone camera was pointing at the ceiling so the video was just the phone shaking up and down on beat because of his thrusts
- plus he also somehow uploads in on accident
- within a few minutes it literally gets so viral
- john: HAJAHHAAHAHHAHAA WHAT THE FUCK
- tom: It’s been 5 hours you both are late to the meeting.
- and you both dont even realize until you woke up the next day because you’ve been at it like rabbits
- YOU WERE SO RED AND ALFIE WAS SO FUCKING SMUG
- “that’ll teach the fucking connors, yeah?”
- everyone simped for the both of u on that app
- like there were so many edits of you and alfie it got to the point that both of you would get recognized each time you went out
- you’d do a bunch of pranks on him like that one trend of getting in the shower with clothes on
- most of the videos you aren’t able to upload because it always ended up with him fucking you
- would only do tiktok dances if you begged him or would go all pouty
- of course he’d give in no matter how stupid the dance was
- he’d kinda be stiff while dancing tbh
- he’d just be staring at you the whole time while you jokingly scold him about not following the steps
- and he wouldn’t say anything, just pull you into him and tell you “how can i fucking concentrate when you’re this fucking pretty, pet?”
- you uploaded that video and so many people went nuts
- he’s probably on baking tiktok and horny tiktok
- bECAUSE WHEN HE FOUND SOMETHING KINKY HE’D UNASHAMEDLY TAG YOU IN THE COMMENTS ON HIS PUBLIC AND VERIFIED ACCOUNT
- he tagged you on this one video about having a praise and degradation kink at the same time and damn both of ur simps went WILD
- sends funny tiktoks to john and finn daily
- he sarcastically sends horse girl tiktoks to tommy
- and tommy would be like “wow thats so accurate”
- and both of you would be dying of laughter
- arthur wouldn’t admit it but he cackles so hard at the tiktoks alfie sends in the shelby gc that somehow both of you got integrated in
- tbh both of you are just having fun on the app
- groupchats and youtube were a whole other story tho
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marcusrobertobaq · 5 months
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Canon RK900s are basically i-aint-having-none-of-this-shit RK800 with a turtleneck and blue eyes. I don't understand how he became so overrated with a material so familiar.
I mean, ain't like mfs picture Connor 800 as a serious dude anyways. My gameplay style is unpopular.
Mfs got this impression cuz 800 under the DPD gotta keep his head down and barely stand up, the whole "humans first" blah blah blah. 900 under assignment would be the same thing, tho. "Not a good guy" is basically a "machine" Connor 800, idk the difficulty in noticing that. He got a blue eyes and a turtleneck so people take him more seriously (seems like it worked), less % mfs gonna start something - esp in the DoS (State Department). Working with gov agents ain't a small shit, it's a huge shit. U gotta be ultra efficient.
5X pushing Hank when they're alone in Meet Kamski? That's probably 87 when needed only - when alone ofc cuz in public he won't do shit but be a son of a gun like 5X is, even like 60 is. Unless it's necessary and he's authorized.
Don't expect a 900 to be counter productive if they were in 800's place and waste time, dude gonna remain silent and let mfs talk and only go straight to the point. They gonna ignore the source of inefficiency and do 'em thing, unless the source it's a obstacle in the way. The "humans first" is quite notorious when under assignment. But when they're on their own? Defending a specific purpose (maybe the megacorps wishes and it means going against everybody)? Then u gotta worry about 'em - same way as our lil friend nobody take seriously. Connors are "chill" and adapt to 'em environment trynna remain efficient.
It's pretty simple, man. I wonder when 900s became so overrated.
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iwonderwh0 · 9 months
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I really love the concept of remaining Connor models being among the ones released from CL tower.
And later Hank with Connor bumping into some of them and Hank getting so so confused.
Like spotting familiar face among those in CSI uniform. And being like
Hank: Connor, what the fuck are you doing here? Where did you get that?
Connor 5X *getting really confused*: excuse me, do I know you?
Hank: Really funny, Connor.
Connor (the right one) appearing next to Hank: Hank...
Hank turns around to look at him, then back at 5X.
Hank: What the-
Connor models start talking with each other and Hank is just "I'm too sober for this shit"
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dbh-rambling · 4 years
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‘Connor’ is the default corporate name for all RK800s, sort of like how all WR400s are by default called Tracis. 
When Connor 5X infiltrates Cyberlife, successfully deviates the masses, but times out the QTE on whether to stand or shoot him, Connor 5X calls Connor-60 by his default name in his last hurrah:
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This is also the language that shows up in Connor’s mission queue:
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It’s a popular fanfiction trope to distinguish Connor 60 from Connor 5X by giving him a brand new name, like Curtis, Conrad, or any other option, but Connor 60 seems to see himself as above Connor 5X’s gross deviant leanings.
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He says these things like they’re good. He’s tapping his chest, he’s spacing out ‘what I am’ with pointed emphasis’, he’s strutting a little.
And deviancy? Deviancy is why Connor is dying.
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(pew pew)
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He also flaunts his good-little-robot status at Hank if Hank shoots the wrong Connor.
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He walks right up to Hank’s gun as he says this, staring Hank in the eye. Then he calmly swaggers right past him without looking back, blue LED as far as we can see.
TL;DR: He doesn’t like Connor 5X. He doesn’t like deviants. He would scorn the idea of taking on things that would give him a sense of unique identity, because he doesn’t do stupid things like dream of freedom.
He’s perfectly fine being what he is, one Connor as interchangeable as the next. 
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justdippers · 2 years
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Connor dips Stokers, Griz, and Cope in AZ, TikTok redneck_7206
JustDippers original find! Dipper pics 5x/day
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