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arabella-s-arts · 9 months

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Well, after watching Zoey 101 for the first time, I am now a Quogan fan. Which has led to me really craving two fanfics that don't exist (as far as I know):

#1 A fanfic that takes place after the prom where Logan and Quinn are out as a couple, and their friends have no idea, but they think their friends know. For those wondering how would their friends not have heard about their relationship through the rumor mill, well, Logan and Quinn's announcement ended up getting beaten by the news that Stacey no longer has a lisp. This fanfic should be around 10,000 words or higher, be funny, and it should take a really long time for the friends to find out. Also, of course Lisa already knows everything and thinks they are super cute together, and Vance is able to figure it out quickly. Neither of them realize the rest of the group doesn't know (after all, it's so obvious!), and they are the only ones who act normally when Quinn and Logan are being affectionate, while the rest of the group has their eyes bugging out.

#2 A fanfic where Logan secretly has a thing for Quinn before they get together. There are already fanfics with this plot out there, but reading those made me want to have one that was at least 30,000 words, and has a lot of angst. I want the Logan pov (not first person mind you) where he is in denial of his feelings, then figures they'll fade away, but his feelings get even stronger over time, and he has to accept that he has genuine feelings for someone (which he's not used to, since he's only ever gone out with girls where his only interest is that they are pretty) he believes could never feel the same. They don't necessarily need to get together at the end of the fic, I think I would actually prefer an open ending. Though there could be hints of Quinn starting to develop feelings for Logan.

#why am I writing this #because I'm desperately hoping #someone will write these fanfics for me #there's an extreme lack of quogan content on ao3 #please have a geeking out about chemistry scene in at least one of these #ao3 #zoey 101 #quogan #quinn x logan #quinn pensky #logan reese

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brainrotfromhorny · 6 months

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a fic where tav acended astarion

a fic where tav realizes the man they loved died during that ritual and who, after defeating the brain, leaves without becoming a spawn

a fic where astarion forgets about them for decades before something reminds him

a fic where it takes years to track tav down

a fic where he tries to force his will on them but theyve also grown stronger with time and resist

a fic where tav never stopped loving astarion but would rather die than become his thrall

#bg3 #why am i writing this #i havent written anything in ten years #its already like 4000 words long #astarion x tav #ascended astarion #dark romance #baldur's gate 3 #absolute brainrot #unhealthy yearning

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dyrewrites · 3 months

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Lost three hours to this thing that isn't anything. Three alarms went off and I didn't hear them because I am too busy giggling like an idiot at this stupid, stupid thing I am writing.

#this is stupid #it is so stupid #why am i writing this #and why is it so much fun

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boxofquackers · 11 months

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Tumblr error deleted this the last time I tried to post it, so I'm remaking it from memory <3

Sweet Bunny<3

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GAY AF PLOT WARNING🐍🐍🐍:

Snake is fed up with Gramps's complaining, so he decides to cool off by wondering into the woods. On his journey, he meets a strange man

He made him nervous

So Snake took him in and made him breakfast

And he said-

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Snake wandered about the forest aimlessly with a bottle of ale in his hands and tired eyes. His baby blues glistened under the moon's gaze, which seemingly lit the path further, deeper into the woods. Snake knew wandering at night in the woods was dangerous, but he knew that with Gramps's attitude, he couldn't go back tonight, not unless...

Nearby was a ledge, it cliffed off into the river, with the occasional leveled drop-off for residents of the island to reach it. Snake nervously strayed towards the left side of the path, closer to the hillside to prevent any possibility of him stumbling into the river. The ledge continued for miles on end, Snake barely had the strength to keep going, so he sat on the ledge. He took a few sips of his ale and star gazed at the sky above him.

Down below, he heard footsteps, the sloshing of water, and a quick grunt. Snake looked down below...

...Only for the ledge to give away and slide Snake straight into the stranger.

Snake grunted, he was soaked head-to-toe and had a large bucket around his head. The stranger picked up his bucket from Snake's head and offered him a gentle hand. At first, Snake wanted to protest, unsure of the intentions of the standing man, but eventually gave in to his advances. The man helped Snake to his feet. Snake rubbed his eyes to get a clearer view of the man.

He was shorter than expected, standing at about half his height. He looked down to face the man who had helped him. At that moment, he honestly mistook the young man for a hybrid. A rabbit man.

"You don't need to thank me," the man said, scratching his neck nervously. Snake, in response, chuckled, thanking him anyways.

"I understand, but it wasn't your duty to help me to my feet," Snake smiled. "Do tell me your name, stranger."

"My name?" The man muttered, mustering up the ability to say his name. "My name is Y/N." Snake looked at Y/N, noticing a glint in his eyes. The light seemed kind, soft. Welcoming to those who noticed it. Y/N held his bucket in one hand.

"Y/N?" Snake repeated, allowing his hand to rest on his chin in amusement. "Y/N, Y/N, Y/N..." he chanted under the facade of a mumble. "How peculiar..."

He did not take the comment lightly. For Y/N was the name of his father. "It's about time I get going," Y/N said, taking a step back. "May I get your name as well?" Snake looked at him in surprise, a gentle smirk forming at his mouth.

"I am Snake," he responded. "Do you live nearby?" Snake queried.

"Uhm, well...not quite...!" Y/N was quick to reply, swinging the bucket between his hands. "My house is very deep in the woods, it takes me a while to get to it..."

Snake took this opportunity to nonchalantly invite Y/N to his home, partially to get to know the man a bit more. "Do let me escort you to my home. I'd rather you not get lost on your way to yours with this darkness."

Y/N nodded slightly, taking his hand, unaware of his advances. Snake smiled, leading him up towards the path he strolled along, having a bit of difficulty getting him up using the steep drops, however. They were soon on their way towards Snake's shared home.

Overall, they got along together. While Y/N was quick to joke, Sbake was the one to notion mischievous things in the first place. They easily bonded together as the night longed for dawn, yet the sun would not shine. It was only midnight, after all.

"To be honest, Y/N," Snake began, slicking his hair back with his hand. "I mistook you for a bunny when you lifted that bucket off my head..." Y/N giggled, spinning in a circle with the bucket interwined with his hand.

"Does that make me Bunny?" Y/N smiled, looking off into the distance.

"I can only imagine how Fox would react when he meets you...Badger would tease me endlessly..."

Snake latched on to Y/N's arm suddenly while his attention was elsewhere, causing him to squeak. The more they spent time together sauntering down the oath, the more Snake realized how happy Y/N made him feel while around him. The two of them finally saw the clearing of farmland that was Ketil's farm.

"Do you work here?" Y/N asked, admiring the delicate plantations that covered miles and miles of land around them.

"I work as a stationary guard. Rest assured, my assistance on this farm is voluntary, I am no slave." Snake mumbled the last bit, knowing what happens to slaves that escape the farm from firsthand experience.

Snake took Y/N's bucket as they neared the house, unsure if anyone was awake at the time. He had Y/N stay towards the side of the house while he peeked through the window. Gramps was asleep, strewn out over his bed. Arnheid washed the dishes she used to feed Gramps, Einar, and Thorfinn. He sighed in relief and set his bucket to the side. Snake took Y/N's hand and led him through the front door.

"Arnheid, are there any leftovers?" Snake whispered, trying not to wake gramps. Y/N looked around curiously, observing the intricate work put in to making this house. Arnheid nodded, and handed Y/N and Snake a bowl of stew. He took him to his bed, where they are in silence as Arnheid put out the candles and retired to her bed.

Y/N couldn't help but rest against Snake as they are their home-cooked meal together in the dusk.

"Thank you," Y/N whispered, taking a seat on the floor once he was finished with his bowl.

"What are you doing?" Snake asked curiously, patting the space next to him.

"O-oh uhm, I didn't know if you wanted us to share the bed...or..." Y/N climbed up onto Snake's bed, who covered them in warm blankets big enough to share. Snake unknowingly spooned Y/N in an embrace, who in response, heated up heavily in his arms. Snake inched towards his neck.

"Would you be willing to stay with me here, forever?" Snake asked Y/N, a hint of foreign desperation in his voice. Y/N considered his offer, then nodded slowly, welcoming his embrace.

"Thank you, Bunny."

"I hope you never leave me,"

"I'll protect you forever from the grasp of humanity,"

"my sweet bunny."

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#gay love #canute is gay #gay men #snake vinland saga #vinland saga season 2 #vinland saga #vinland saga spoilers #why am i writing this #why am i posting this #this is a cry for help #send help #shitpost #boy love #x reader #male reader

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itsthatbaddadbod · 1 year

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REGENCY AU! Courtesy, Charm, Compliance Chapter7!

18+ THIS IS A MATURE WORK

Ms. Reid finds herself further caught in the web of Maxim Horvath’s game as she has to continue to dig to find more dirt on her intended. What happens when she finds more than she bargained for and no one around for support?

Thank you for continuing you read lmao. NGL this chapter was a bitch and a half to write. I kept on wanting to get it right and I think I did for the most part. Gotta love it when you're your worst critic and life is the way life is as a full adult 💀 Anyway I hope to come back and write more soon! I'm determined to finish this story! As always let me know your thoughts and thank you so much for supporting me! We love one old grumpy wizard man. <3

Tags: Alternate Universe - RegencyEventual SmutEnemies to LoversTeasingWhat Are WePorn With PlotLight AngstWatch Me make up regency historyAlternate Universe - Jane Austen FusionSemi-Public SexLoss of InnocenceSlow BurnAFAB reader - FreeformHorvath Is a Rat Bastard

#horvath #maxim horvath #the sorcerer's apprentice #horvath x reader #Alfred Molina #doc ock #regency au #fanfic #x reader fic #enemies to lovers #why am I writing this

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austronauts · 2 years

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i am returning with yet another brainrot episode [dodges booing and tomatoes being thrown] of me annotating mitch youtube content.

this podcast episode with connor was ADORABLE and revealed a side of him that we rarely ever see otherwise SO...it has made my mitch hyperfixation at LEAST 5x worse. I say this so i can warn you to listen at your own peril (i say listen rather than watch bc mitch is like..in 240p the whole time and at certain points looks SO BLURRY he looks like an impressionist painting of a twink. how very renoir of him tbh).

I also recognize this video is long af (honestly i didnt know mitch knew this many words....very impressed) so i’m time-stamping every part that im annotating...... also this post got so long so i’m sorry. i KNOW i always say this but it’s bc im genuinely always surprised by my own verbose ass.,.,,,,.,,,,.,.,,,,, WHY DO I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY IM JUST LIKE MITCH FR I NEED TO STOP YAPPING (morgan rielly voice: “just never shuts up”)

1:35: mitch apparently loves oysters? honestly adding this only because it’s so cute when his face scrunches up and he throws his head back to laugh at 2:12 (also why is connor’s water glass so dirty what is HAPPENING)

3:21: mitch marner, self-proclaimed coffee aficionado and BEST coffee maker on the leafs, does not know what a chemex is. the look of blank confusion. i know what you are. a fraud who would rather be drinking capri suns and chocolate milk.

3:45: ok now we understand WHY mitch is always wearing a redbull hat (when he’s not wearing his recent assortment of ridiculous hat acquisitions like that powder blue hat with the HUGE BRIM or the orange prada bucket hat) - redbull just sends mitch HATS ON HATS ON HATS that he’s not even allowed to share as part of his agreement. i am now, in fact, asking redbull to send him EVEN MORE HATS so he’s less tempted to wear those hats he’s been wearing this off-season. redbull should just absolutely bury him in hats until he is no longer even visible. he’s not that big so it really shouldn’t take that many hats!!! that’s what i call a hat trick. that’s what i call cap space [booing from audience intensifies]

6:25: WHY is a CONNOR CARRICK MITCH MARNER PODCAST HOW I FIND OUT THAT PK SUBBAN AND LINDSEY VONN WERE ENGAGED?!?!! WHAT IN THE SPORTS ROYALTY?

7:14: just connor gassing mitch up and then chirping him for looking like a newborn foal when he entered the league (mitch then chirps himself for what he looked like with his shirt off lmao - it always surprises me how self-aware he seems to be and how comfortable he seems to be with himself? genuinely endearing tbh)

9:34: mitch talking about how formative visiting the children’s hospital in london (with christian dvorak) 1-2x a week was for him and the “legacy” he wants to build as a hockey player. like. as a cynical human i understand that this podcast is meant to be a fluff piece that’s beneficial for mitch’s reputation/brand, but as a human human i cannot help but be touched by how sincere mitch is about this. and more importantly, he’s shown it with his actions re: the genuine friendship he had with hayden, who mitch met during these hospital visits.

11:54: hearing about mitch’s contract issues from mitch’s POV is pretty interesting, and i believe this is the most extensively he’s ever spoken about it? it makes so much sense that mitch’s biggest priority was not wanting to miss training camp and pre-season. and that he had ZERO intention of leaving the leafs. im forever genuinely flabbergasted by that contingent of leafs fans who thinks mitch was the one in the room negotiating with kyle/the leafs and playing games to squeeze every last dollar out of them? like DO THEY KNOW MITCH? THE TWITCH STREAMER? my. brother in christ, this guy does not even know what an encyclopedia is. my brother in christ, this guy called his finnish teammate “finlish.” ANYWAY, he talks pretty openly about the impact the contract negotiations and pressure had on him mentally

17:40: connor: what is your favorite part of being a toronto maple leaf? mitch: my friends 🥺

19:54: mitch talking about how he just likes to check in “on his guys” and connor pointing out that whenever he gets an assist or a goal in a game, he still gets texts from mitch. WHICH IS. SO SWEET. as someone who is absolutely fucking terrible at keeping in touch with people i am JUST. SORRY TO BE A SAP BUT THATS SO SWEET OF HIM? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! IM GOING TO EAT HIM!!!!!!

20:30: THIS IS THE BEST PART LOWKEY - THE NIKE SHOES STORY DODOHFODHOSHSODASODHFAIDHFLWJEFKDLJKSAS. IF U WATCH NOTHING ELSE PLEASE WATCH THIS. THE DAY CONNOR GOT MOVED FROM THE LEAFS AND WAS SAD MITCH JUST SHOWED UP WITH A GIANT PILE OF SHOES TO GIVE CONNOR AND CONNOR HAD TO BE LIKE “MITCH? I AM MOVING? I CANNOT TAKE ALL THESE SHOES???” THIS IS THE MOST MITCH MARNER STORY I HAVE EVER HEARD I CANNOT LIKE IVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT IF I READ IT IN A FIC I WOULDVE BEEN LIKE “LMAOOO THIS AUTHOR NAILED MY HEADCANON OF MITCH BUT IRL MITCH WOULD NEVER DO THAT” BUT NO! HE DOES! HE HAS! the fairy godmother only gave cinderella one pair of glass slippers but mitch marner will show up at your doorstep with 10+ pairs of emotional support nikes that he’s been trying to give you for MONTHS because he loves you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24:45: Mitch talking about how the award he’d want to win the most is the Selke - and given how great Mitch has been this past season offensively AND defensively AND on the PP AND on the PK??? give minch the selke send tweet.

28:30: when Mitch was drafted by London he was 5′6″ and 125lbs DLKDLKSJA HE WAS fucking TEENSY! please! i 100% could have carried him around in a fanny pack with my wallet and keys and a granola bar and the 3-4 random crumpled receipts from walgreens

30:16: “whenever people ask me what it was like playing with mitchy, i always tell them he has the ability to rubiks’ cube the game.” i LOVE This and i will be using this expression from now on, even though i have never solved a rubik’s cube and never will!

46:20: I would say this is the 2nd really meaty part of this podcast? It’s where Connor and Mitch talk about Mitch’s draft day experience. When Mitch talks about how NERVOUS he was when Toronto went up to draft their 4th pick i started laughing because if you watch the 2015 draft video you can SEE JUST HOW PETRIFIED AND TERRIFIED AND CLOSE TO SHITTING HIMSELF THEN THROWING UP THEN FAINTING AND DISINTEGRATING INTO A PILE OF DRIED UP LEAVES MITCH LOOKS LMAO. like that boy was on the brink of death. also, really interesting details behind Phoenix Coyotes drafting Dylan at third right before Mitch here!

51:47: The 3rd meaty (auston-y :---))))) ) part of this podcast: Mitch talking about THE BABCOCK INCIDENT where babcock made mitch grade his teammates on work ethic. Mitch talks about it with a lot of levity and positivity tbh but hearing mitch even joke and laugh about it makes me sad because it clearly was a really awful experience for him to go through as a rookie. knowing how close mitch was and is to those 3 guys at the bottom - tyler bozak, naz, JVR (his recent italian escapade buddy) - is definitely comforting tho. BOOING BABCOCK FOREVER FOR THIS TBH. like WHAT were you aiming to get out of this and why the hell would you ever put a ROOKIE in this impossible situation?

55:46: THE FINAL MEATY PART OF THIS PODCAST: THE MATT MARTIN SECTION. honestlyyyyY. just watch this part from beginning to end pls because mitch clearly loves and treasures matt SO much and there’s SO much here that will make you want to gnaw gnaw gnaw chew chew chew scream ferally and SUE connor carrick for your upper body injury (heart hurts)... but anyway, a few highlights:

Mitch calling Marty a protector, a big brother, and “how big of a mentor he was to me” - i WILL CRY!!!!!!! I WILL!!!!! THATS MY FAVE LEAFS SHIP RIGHT THERE

“He was all for me shooting a puck off his leg or his ass.” every other time Mitch opens his mouth he says something that makes me go “wait ..what did he say?” and have to re-listen. this is one of those moments

the FUNNIEST story about how connor and matt almost fought when they played for different teams because matt found connor so annoying. i won’t spoil the details but i - i def cackled out loud

“you just felt 2 feet taller with matt around” 🥺🥺🥺 ok that’s fine tHATS FINE

OH GOD. THE worst part: Mitch talks about how Matt and Syd would always invite him over and make sure Mitch never felt alone his rookie year, and how this experience of feeling included and loved by Matt shaped the kind of teammate/friend Mitch tries to be aka making sure his home and heart are always open to his teammates. I....I’M. Y’ALL. HOLD MY HAND AND STAY WITH ME BECAUSE LIKE - think about the way bogo (esp when his family was away during covid) and justin lived with mitch and how the leafs all clearly love mitch so much and how mitch says he always tries to be the positive energy guy for his team AND I JUST . LETHAL PSYCHIC DAMAGE SUFFERED FROM THIS PART OF THE PODCAST TBH BRAIN JUST LEAKIN OUT THROUGH MY EARHOLES AS I CRAWL INTO A CORNER. Matt Martin drop your location right now and square up because i will fight you right now for what you’ve done. how DARE you and mitch marner, 2 rich white men i absolutely do not know, make me want to be a better kinder person....i...pretend i do not see it...i pretend i do not feel it.

1:02:58: Yes this podcast is over an hour long and i watched all of it ahahahah1!! haHA! anyway, mitch thanking the frontline workers - very sincere and endearing and mitch-y (aka causing little brain blips of complete confusion - like why did he call the UPS... “ups”? is this a canadian thing? also him thanking the WIFI PEOPLE FJDLKDJLDDSDSSDAKJLDDFLFJFKJLDSJLDKFAJL lmfaofjldjDDKS lmfaofofoofofOFOFO okay)

But seriously the entire podcast is extremely endearing and it’s still the off-season so please do watch the whole thing if you have a chance! then come yell with me about it u know i love to yell

#mitch marner #connor carrick #no like WHY is he like this #why am i WRITING THIS #i am looking in the mirror like...what have i become #WHO HAVE I BECOME #nhldraftbust look up this isnt u #he's so SOFT god im going to eat him one day and it won't be my fault for committing cannibalism

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