Lost three hours to this thing that isn't anything. Three alarms went off and I didn't hear them because I am too busy giggling like an idiot at this stupid, stupid thing I am writing.
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Everyone please go read Jurassic League
It is stupid in the best and most fun way possible. I am dying friends!
Jurassic League #1
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I’m taking a class about the history of atomic power and you would not believe how many times when even the smallest of problems happened in a foreign country, there was a large amount of government officials who went “yeah, we should drop nuclear bombs. That will solve it, yes.” I literally mean dropping bombs on Vietnam in 1954 to help the French there not considering that Vietnam and all the people there would be obliterated and it would no longer be a source of revenue and control for the French anyway. Call me crazy, but I do think allowing women and BIPOC into the White House is why our go to answer to every single problem isn’t bombs. It still pretty often is, but it’s a lot less than it was.
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Did I draw this abomination on stream?
Immediately.
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Random Thought
Some times i just want to pronounce things how they are spelt.
For instance: Would you like some bo-log-na on your To-ast, De-bor-ah?
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Officer Hornberry/Officer Shaw
Characters: Officer Hornberry (Our Flag Means Death), Officer Shaw (Our Flag Means Death), Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Crack, Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Porn with a bare minimum of plot, Period-typical colonizer nonsense
Summary:
Officer Shaw invites Officer Hornberry, newly returned to London, over for dinner. He's hoping to hear all the thrilling details of Hornberry's time held captive by pirates. Hornberry's hoping to try out some things he learned about aboard the Revenge.
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the through line between both my primary Little Guys is literally magic baby
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NO BECAUSE WHAT IS TUMBLR DOING WITH THE TUMBLRMART-
I SWEAR TO GOD- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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[Tony, loki and Steve]
Tony: I have the braincell today
Loki: *look like a butterfly trying to fly away from and eagle* help!
Steve: change back Loki!! *laughing* do the swirl thing you do
Loki: I have no hands, I must shift!
Bucky: *rubs the bridge of his nose*
Strange: *facepalming*
Rhodey: *recording all of it* I'm sure once the curse is done, they'll all be embarrassed
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So Fox News ran a story about how they think libraries are turning into drug-infested sex dens and I am shocked, shocked that I was never offered any drugs during my 15+ years working in libraries.
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Imagine spending all your energy being cool and mysterious 24/7.
What an idiot have I mentioned I love him?
Idea came from a cool post @nouverx made about Alastor’s possible sleeping habits. 💕
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every single time israel fires on people picking up food or humanitarian aid it truly cuts me to the core. obviously it's equally horrible to fire on civilians escaping the invasion or to bomb hospitals or refugee camps or people just living in their own homes. but there's something so brutal about hitting people right when they have gathered for life-saving aid. by firing on them there the IOF have set up an impossible dilemma where starving people have to choose between death by bullet or death by hunger. they have left no room for palestinians to choose life. i do not know how my government or any other government can just sit by and watch while innocent people continue to be gunned down for the crime of existing in israel's eyeline.
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vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme
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"just ate half of this i'll finish the rest later" is like my favourite tiktok trend ever
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queerness under apartheid
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