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Secrets to Tell
(A Cormac x Jeanie drabble)
“Tell me about him?” Cormac asked one night in the cottage by the sea on The Isle of Skye.
“You worked with Gordon,” Jeanie sniffed, “you already know what an insufferable prig he is.”
“No. The one between us.” He prodded gently with a finger that teased the dip of skin under her nose. “From Dublin.”
“Why do happy people in relationships need to know so much about the past?” She batted his hand away. “Sleeping dogs and all that. Who told you?” Jeanie curled into his ribs, hiding from the very obvious answer.
“SILVIA’s become rather.. Smitten with the idea of impropriety.” The tiniest smirk tinged the corner of Cormac’s mouth. He struggled to hide his pride over the rapidly expanding AI.
“She's jealous.”
“She's not even gendered. SILVIA is an intelligence based computer system. If my program has gone and developed jealousy, I've got bigger t’ings t’worry about!” He couldn't hide the amusement.
“That's shit a kid does to their single parent that's just started dating!” Jeanie cried.
“Whot?!” He giggled. Loudly. “I mean she's.. They're? She's only..” he mentally did the math, “well I suppose about ten.”
“SEE?! Snooping on the new love interest. Digging in her past to see she's done questionable things. I'm sure she told you all about him.” Jeanie sat and drew her knees to her chest.
Cormac propped himself up on an elbow. He reached for his girlfriend’s hands clasped at her legs. His fingers snaked around hers to twine them together. “SILVIA saw what she wanted, you're right. I'm not easily scandalized.” He leaned over to kiss the tops of her knees.
“Cor,” Jeanie's voice was soft.
“I've no reason for jealousy, Clarissa Jean. We're together, yeah? Go on, tell us about him.” He kissed her thigh and calf.
“He was deeply loyal to the wrong people, moderately handsome, very mercurial, violent and great at sex. We had a very brief, erotic bordering onlascivious affair. He was dangerous and unpredictable. And I felt sexy and electric and.. And erotic and alive. For the first time in YEARS.”
Jeanie held her breath, but there was something encouraging in Cormac’s eyes that told her it was okay.
“The affair ruined my marriage. The night I was served divorce papers we were supposed to be together. He never showed, and I never saw him again.”
She didn't mean to cry in Cormac’s arms. Not as hard and long as she had that night on their first weekend away. Nor did she expect him to tell her it was alright while she begged him to understand it was a one off. Gordon had made her so miserable.
In all the comforting and kissing and touching that became exploring and pleasing every inch of Jeanie so she would forget, Cormac knew he couldn't tell her what SILVIA discovered. Jeanie was obviously unaware.
Darren was dead.
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For your requests, I’m not sure why but I’m really intrigued to see the SFW prompt #56 with Cormac! I love the way you write for him! Happy birthday, by the way :)
Dreams
(Cormac x Jeanie)
Warnings: not a single one! Just fluff
A/N: In the not so distant future, Cormac and Jeanie talk about how it all started while relishing where they are because of it. Anonymous requested 56. remember when we first met?
“Remember when we first met?” Cormac said.
“How could I forget?” she chuckled.
“It's been ten years!” he exclaimed and pulled her into his chest as they lay awake in bed.
“You think a woman forgets the most beautiful man she's ever seen walk through the front door of her best mate’s pub?” she snuggled into his arms. Her ear pressed to hear his steady beating heart.
Cormac’s heart picked up, but not in that turned on way. He was flustered. Genuine compliments embarrassed him. His body hummed with electricity. After a decade she never thought to ask if he was magnetic too. If he was, Cormac never showed her.
“Stop,” he said now with a quiet pleading.
“You were! I was in such a horrid mood. They were threatening to shut us down, and some mysterious rich asshole had bought us. After a year my divorce was finalized. I lost my house and my car. I lived in a studio flat next door to a bunch of fifth years.”
She rolled over now. Head supported by her hand as she propped herself up to look at him properly. Cormac absently traced shapes along her back from the shoulders over her spine and down. Spread out distinct patterns. The Constellations.
“I didn't even need th’ten quid he bet me t’humilate you. I'm not sure why I took it or agreed. I don't really pull ladies, I sort of get pulled.”
“Ha!! Alfie begs to differ!”
“Don't bring him in this! I was different with him. Between the two of ye, I gained confidence. The night we met, not s’much.”
“I don't understand either. You were very sweet, and very witty. And very sexy. I kept thinking to myself ‘How does an adult Harry Potter/Clark Kent work?’ For you, it did.”
“Harry?! But I'm a Raven-Puff! Huffle-claw?!” Cormac laughed. “Meanwhile I t’ought, ‘He told me she was an icy bitch. She's got such kind eyes and a beautiful smile.’ Dunno why your hair,” he twisted his finger up in one of her waves, “was like a sunset. It's th’same color as Hannah’s, just.. warmer. I knew I was in trouble”
Now the crimson climbed along her ears and over her cheeks. A decade together, and he still found ways to delight and discombobulate simply by loving her.
“YOU were in trouble?! Why Dr. Mcnamara are you implying,” she bit her entire bottom lip and squinted one eye closed, “a wee bit o’love at first sight?” She mimicked his accent.
“I’d say don’t be daft, but we both know it's true,” he kissed her forehead and reached for his glasses.
“Then you kissed me,” she kissed his chest. “And then I lost you,” she kissed his neck behind his ear. “And then we found each other and relived the same year over,” she kissed his cheek. “And now I'm almost forty,” she kissed him sweetly on the lips before she rolled onto her back. “And so bloody uncomfortable.”
Cormac put his hand on her large, swollen stomach. She enveloped it with both of her small ones, and a tiny limb attempted to puncture the surface. She groaned, but he was fascinated and stared longing for it to happen again. When it did they both laughed.
Then in a whirlwind of arms and legs and bodies, a trio of children suddenly appeared on their bed. They jumped wildly about save for one who rocketed up in the air and landed perfectly on Cormac’s stomach.
“WAKE UP, DADDY! Alfie and Oliver want to play with SILVIA.”
“Daddy has to vomit first. You're so small, but so strong. You don't play with her, the lot of you mess about until her programming is done in. Because your cousin has his father’s personality. And you are your Mummy”
The eldest of the boys stopped, “My dad says that's your favorite part of him, Uncle Billy.”
“I don't want ye t’repeat this, and I say it wit’ so much love. Your Dá is a tosspot. I love him like he was my own, but he is a drunken monkey of a man. Age and marriage and you two,” Cormac wiggled his fingers at the boys, “Have done nothing to change him. If ye get dressed and sit nicely I'll make ye breakfast and we can go for a hike. No computers.”
“He says as if he doesn't wear her around the neck still at 34.”
Cormac ignored her, “Don't make me regret taking you to for th’week while your dads are in France.” He scratched his head, “Alfie and Ewan. Who saw t’at one coming?”
“Oh I did. Alfie’s sexual prowess with women was definitely his way of suppressing his feelings for you. Good thing he decided he can be attracted to both. I love our best friends being married.”
“I suppose.” Cormac’s insufferable catchphrase. He couldn't help but grin, one cheek dimpled by it. “Ada, sweetheart, can ye get dressed by yourself today?”
The little girl pulled the thumb she had been sucking out of her mouth with a pop. “No?”
“Ada Lovelace.”
“Daddy..” she took her time, “Mac.. Nah.. mmm. DELANEY.”
“Bloody.. sure that one comes out right. Can your cousins help?”
“Yes.”
“Steady on then! Go. Before Mummy regrets remembering the day we met.”
She never would.
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Teenage Dirtbag
(Cormac x Jeanie)
Warnings: fluff and smut
A/N: Cormac feels bittersweet about his abnormal teenage years, but a tryst at the abandoned O'Keefe's College with Jeanie changes his mind about what never was.
The last of my birthday weekend self-indulgent drabbles. I dug deep and pulled Cormac back to the front of the closet to wear just for today.
Jeanie inhaled the scent of moss and rain that filled the air around the abandoned boarding school. If it weren't for Cormac, Hannah and Brett this was surely how her own building would end up in a few years. She didn't mind the dynamic it created between her and her boyfriend, or that the purchase was for some ulterior scientific motive. She got to keep the kids and her job, and he got to maintain one of the last untapped portals.
Now they were in Galway where everything started. Or, as Jeanie pointed out once she knew the stories, Cormac’s friends gaslit him for an entire semester.
“That's how comic book villains are born,” she watched as he turned on the power grid and fumbled around with his necklace.
“I suppose,” his catch phrase, “But even Tony Stark created a murder robot. He scrunched his nose and scratched his head in the most adorable way. Then something clicked.
“Tony Stark is a murder robot.”
A calming female voice responded before Cormac had the chance. “Tony Stark is more closely related to a cyborg than a robot. Good morning, Cormac. Jeanie.”
“See how she uses disdain when she speaks to me?! Jarvis doesn't speak like that.”
“Silvia doesn't have disdain for you. She's a computer program.”
Jeanie and Silvia spoke collectively, “I'm an artificial intelligence system.” The schoolteacher pointed at nothing as if to say even they can agree on her being beyond just a program.
“I'm also not female or male, I am a sexless non-binary system. You decided to gender me when you were fourteen years old based on the voice modulation you placed inside of me. I have no body or sexual organs.”
“You just got out Cormac’d!” Jeanie teased as his cheeks grew rosy.
“Come on, I'll show you around.”
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The next few hours were like visiting a museum of Cormac’s memories. He admitted that he had the ability to go to university much earlier than most anticipated, but he hung around because he actually enjoyed the small group of friends he accumulated his years at O’Keefe’s. Even if his relationship with Martin, the resident Draco Malfoy, was contentious. Even if they were understaffed, underfunded and simply unable to accommodate any real science program. He felt a sense of duty to the school that kept him safe when his Nan could not.
“I could have gone with my mum’s side in Dublin if I wanted. My aunt was just worried what I might just get up to if I did.”
“What, like a criminal?” Jeanie burst into a fit of giggles picturing Cormac in a life of crime. Although.. “That's the Delaneys, right?” Jeanie pondered. “Gordon and I knew some Dublin Delaneys.”
“That's like knowing a Smith.”
They had circled back around to his old dorm room where they had dropped off all their gear for China. Jeanie lingered on the old desk having perched on the corner. Her arms hugged around herself against the draft. Cormac sat comfortably on his old bed stretched out with his arms towards the wall behind him. An aged and browning poster of a full moon above his head.
Jeanie grimaced at the water stains underneath him and tried to hide her disgust. “At least I hope those are water stains,” she joked.
Cormac moved his knees apart and stared down at the bed, “Jaysus, love, what kinda stains d’ye t’ink t’ey are?!”
Jeanie raised an eyebrow. Cormac’s eyes nearly rolled back in his head. “If you need t’know, I was a shower wanker.”
He was so matter of fact, like he was about everything, Jeanie snorted. Still he made a big production of unpacking his massive sleeping bag and rolling it out along the mattress. He smoothed out the nylon, and presented it to his girlfriend for her to sit down finally.
As Jeanie settled in, Cormac stuffed his hands between his legs and his face flushed. “Do you have a boner right now?! Wait, because I'm on it bed? Is this some.. Puberty regression? AM I THE FIRST GIRL WHO SAT HERE?!” Jeanie couldn't help but squeal.
“NO! Hannah and Tara have sat here loads of times.”
“Yeah, but have you touched their vaginas?”
“JEANIE!”
“CORMAC!”
Jeanie played along and stole a kiss. Her lips pecked his briskly, but then again. They lingered longer so her tongue could sneak just inside his welcoming mouth. She may as well have waged war.
Cormac pushed his own tongue deep inside of his girlfriend’s mouth. As their tongues battled for the upper hand, Jeanie clung to his shirt and laid back on the bed pulling him along with her. She ran her hands under his tee-shirt up his back to dig her nails into his shoulder blades. His forearms on either side of her to prop himself up.
Cormac situated himself inside of Jeanie's legs that drew up alongside his hips. Still fully clothed as they kissed heavily. His belt buckle got trapped by the button of her jeans as they fought to come undressed. Both laughed at the absurdity of acting like horny teenagers simply because they were in a childhood bedroom.
Still, Cormac finally undid Jeanie's pants and tugged them over her hips to her ankles. He was clumsy at the laces of her boots which he gave up on and just yanked off and tossed somewhere in the room. Up on his knees, he threw both shirts he wore over his head. He fumbled with his belt and pants, standing only to strip them off before climbing back on top of Jeanie now in her bra and panties.
The cold air pimpled their flesh, but they ignored it when their kisses commenced. Jeanie’s hands were enmeshed in Cormac’s soft, dark hair. His lips and tongue started to wander to the base of her throat which he nipped and sucked where he could feel her pulse beat under his warm mouth. A brief moment she thought he would bite harder for fun; then he did. All the while he palmed the fabric of her panties in quick succession.
Jeanie’s breath caught at how brazen Cormac was being in broad daylight. Out in the open on top of the sleeping bag instead of in it. The static from portaling that ran through his nerves just under the skin passed on to her. Her brain was too fuzzy with desire to tell if the heat on her sex and clit was from the rapid friction or just the electricity Cormac emitted.
Jeanie couldn't even focus beyond the sensation. Her fingers and hands with a mind of their own drew his boxers down to expose his bare ass to her touch. She used it to draw his no longer secret erection into her entrance. Cormac’s hand and her panties in the way. He happily let her go so he could start pushing into the fabric with the head of his cock. Her ankles locked on his waist so her heels could dig into his lower back. They urged him to rut faster in spite of their underwear.
As klutzy as Cormac was with her jeans and boots, his long fingers were experts at undoing Jeanie’s bra. He kissed her shoulders and arms behind the straps he pulled off to expose her breasts. Breasts his mouth consumed hungrily. His tongue circled and practically inhaled one of her nipples before alternating to the other. He sucked in time to his bucks.
Jeanie deigned to speak, her words punctuated by Cormac’s movements. “I'm.. really..” she moaned “Cold.”
She was, he realized all of a sudden. With more laughter and flourishes, the two managed to zip themselves snug inside the sleeping bag. Jeanie's panties and Cormac’s underwear discarded in the process. Their bodies pressed to each other while his cock pushed into her thigh. The heat was immediate, in more ways than one.
They laid on their sides and faced one another. Cormac’s leg tangled around Jeanie's lower one. Her leg closest to the ceiling wrapped around his hip. Her calf draped along his ass while her hand reached between their bodies and took hold of his shaft. She positioned it just outside her entrance that ached to be filled. All the blood in her body swelled there.
Cormac gazed downwards at her hand, his breathing uncontrolled as Jeanie guided him again inside. Without any more instruction, he thrust inside of her so far and sharply that his pelvis collided with hers. Then he pulled almost completely out and sheathed himself to the hilt again. He repeated this over and over until they found a rhythm. Hips and sexes crashed like meteors with each powered motion.
Jeanie could only hold on. Her nails felt inches deep in Cormac's muscles along his shoulders. she had fleeting thoughts that yesterday wasn't his first time. That he lied perhaps out of embarrassment thinking he was no good.
Except he was, she was out of practice. The last time she had sex this good was.. She didn't want to think of him now. He was gone, Cormac was here. His forehead pressed into her jaw and cheek as he pounded into her. It only just dawned on her his glasses were on, bent at an unnatural angle in the crook of her neck. He didn't like to travel with his contacts in.
At this angle, Cormac hit Jeanie's clit every time he lost himself in her tightening walls. He was silent except for snorts of heavy air like a horse that escaped his nose. Both of them covered in a sheen of sweat until that lightning shot through Jeanie’s body. She coiled and recoiled and drew her boyfriend to her as she came. Cormac’s name echoed off the empty walls.
Not much longer until he did the same with a shudder and a muddled, husky “fuck” in Jeanie's shoulder. Cormac's body trembled which took her aback. Whether it was from the post-orgasm rush, or emotions, she didn't ask. Instead they held onto one another and babbled mindlessly until they fell asleep in the sleeping bag.
It was loud thunder and SILVIA through the old PA system that startled the couple awake.
“Cormac. Jeanie. May I suggest you leave as soon as possible? There is an approaching electrical storm that will surely affect the magnetic field produced by portal travel.”
They rushed to get dressed and repacked. Cormac was annoyed, “If you knew. SILVIA, why the hell didn't you tell me before?”
“Coitus interruptus. Perhaps Ms Turner feels I dislike her, but I can't imagine how much animosity she would display towards me should I interfere with your sexual intercourse. She's already jealous of our long-standing relationship”
Jeanie felt highly uncomfortable at that moment, watched even. Cormac was incensed. “SILVIA.” Then he shut her off, and they were bound for China.
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Writing Tag Game
Challenge: post 7ish sentences from your current WIP and then tag 7 others! Thanks @robertsheehanownsmyass for tagging me. Tagging @bisexualnathanyoung @magic-multicolored-miracle @super-unpredictable98 @seancekitsch because really we all got tagged?
Only You - The All You've Got Is Gold Sequel (Cormac x Jeanie)
Jeanie rubbed the sleep away and sat down at the complicated computer set-up in the lab normally shared by her ex husband and current boyfriend. She let her head rest on the table top before undoing the necklace she wore. Searching for the usb port she inserted the pendant that had been around her neck and watched with weary eyes as the lights and machine came to life.
“Good morning, Jeanie. Although based on your appearance I might say otherwise.”
Jeanie ignored the voice and sighed. "SILVIA, please locate Cormac."
"I can't."
"You were created to be a lie detecting program."
"Initially, that is correct."
"Then don't lie to me now."
"I'm incapable of that action. Cormac simply doesn't exist. My searches are coming up empty"
"Isn't he like, microchipped with a locator? I know he would do something l Ray Bradbury-like he would di."
"That is a correct assumption. I must say, you know Cormac rather well even though it's been only a few months."
"I would hope so. I'm in love with him."
"Yes, your body chemistry indicates that"
"My what?"
"Your temperature rises, your heart rate increases, as well as the release of both dopamine and ocytocin when you are with Cormac. Initially that signals a sexual attraction, but it has leveled off. That is, by my knowledge, love."
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Very basic Honey
I am aware Jeanie resembles a young River Song crossed with Barbara Gordon
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Taking a few days break before I finish up "The Ides of March." Churning out five stories in three days was.. an adventure. 💋
Finish Chapter 3- If I Ever Leave This World Alive (Darren x Jeanie mini-series
Back to requests. Will try to average 3-4 a week
Finish Tupelo Honey Chapter 4- Angel of The Morning
Finish Joan Jett Quarter Part 4- I Hate Myself For Loving You
Sporadically work on sequel to All You've Got Is Gold, Only You
#robert sheehan character fic#darren treacy#klaus hargreeves#cormac mcnamara#billy delaney#nikolai#luke#ivan mccormick#leon#darren x jeanie#cormac x jeanie#leon x honey
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Jeanie and Cormac had a more finite ending in my original draft. On Foreign Exchange the portal goes between Galway and Perth. You know, where Roland lives. With no family or backstory. I had Cormac becoming Roland, and he and Jeanie losing each other for five years. By the time they reunite, he's happily with Keevy and she's happily married.
And then Billy happened. Rob's genius bit of improv where he used to be the nerdy kids with specs, computers, NHS and acne. So here I am and there they are.
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Jeanie and Cormac for the ship thing <3
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - I always like to think forever, but Jeanie will live for awhile like she will lose him again. (Also, I have to figure out HOW to get them back together?)
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took a few months, so I would say that’s quick despite Jeanie’s reluctance at even labelling their relationship.
How was their first kiss? - Cheeky and public. It was meant to be a bet where Jeanie’s ex-husband could humiliate her using his new business partner. Except they turned the tables on Gordon and turned it into something quite.. sexy. Not bad for a guy that had a panic attack two minutes prior.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - It wouldn’t be a proposal as much as it would be Cormac saying, “Do you want to get married again?”
Who is the best man/men? - Alfie
Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - Ewan. He’s the best gay
Who did the most planning? - There really wouldn’t be planning because this is Jeanie’s second wedding. She went all out the first time around, so thisi would be more about just them and an officiant
Who stressed the most? - Jeanie because she was just hyper aware of how her first wedding went and how her first marriage ended
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Honestly, this time around Cormac is gonna have more attendants than Jeanie. She’s an only child and several of her friends were Gordon’s family members, and they’re all gone. As in dead.
Sex:
Who is on top? - This is an equal opportunity sexual relationship
Who is the one to instigate things? - It all depends on the mood. Most nights it’s Jeanie, but Cormac will get in moods that involve supply closets or empty dorms in abandoned schools
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now (It’s always the quiet ones)
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | (But Cormac is getting more comfortable as they go so it won’t always be just vanilla) Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - 20-30 minutes, sometimes longer and sometimes quicker. Cormac knows all the biological ways to keep Jeanie going.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - 100%, but there’s playful banter over it. All those tricks don’t just work to make her last longer, but also get off more.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Jeanie’s had a few miscarriages in the past, so she’s given up wanting any kids. Cormac is more keen on being an uncle than a dad. Except they’re both only children, so unless Alfie decides to procreate (yikes lol) or Ewan adopts, they won’t even have that experience. If Jeanie had kids when they met, Cormac would have gladly taken up with them too.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Cormac
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither, but Cormac is picky over how it’s cooked when it or Jeanie aren’t the one doing it
Who does the grocery shopping? - Jeanie. She likes it. Helps her clear her mind.
How often do they bake desserts? - Probably once a week. It’s something they do together.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Jeanie’s good about everything but prefers chicken and fish. Cormac is a meat and potatos guy.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Cormac
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Jeanie
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Neither, but Jeanie is definitely not as apt; Cormac is trained so it’s unfair LOL
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - They’re both neat and share cleaning duties
Who is really against chores? - Neither of them LIKE doing chores, so Cormac really works at making that Jetsons life a reality so a robot can do it for them. Like a very sexy Wayne Zalinsky from Honey I Shrunk The Kids.
Who cleans up after the pets? - The rats belong to Cor, so he takes care of them. Jeanie is just there to love them.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Jeanie shoves everything in a closet or drawers
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - They don’t get guests very often, but
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - fucking lucky Irishman
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Jeanie if they aren’t “conserving water” by showering together
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Uhhh *laughs* In the Dawson’s Creek masturbation sense? Or the actual physical dog.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Jeanie very much into Christmas. Cormac thinks they’re arbitrary but will happily indulge her.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To live as best as they can by supporting and loving each other
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Cormac
Who plays the most pranks? - Neither, Cormac has some anxiety because of his school days.
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what would cormac's reaction be to catching jeanie ringing the "forbidden" doorknob 👀👀?
Dude I had to think way too long about what you meant LOL I truly think he would be fascinated. You know, from a biologically scientific standpoint. "Oh this is how she does it. I definitely will use this technique in the future. Seems to be more powerful her way"
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8 and 18 for both leon and honey, as well as jeanie and cormac, and a bonus 10 and 23 for rin and jack
8. Do they have pets?
Leon and Honey will eventually have a cat that really acquired them more than the other way around. A wizened mouser with one ear that comes with the bar and travels as he pleases. Leon's named him Haphaestus after the ugly, battle weary god of weapons. The kids (mostly Nicklaus on account of his necromancy) end up with a pet crow named Ben. Yes. Ben.
Cormac and Jeanie continue to have rats. Or mice. They travel in Cormac's pockets 🤣
18. Who uses all the hot water?
Oh Leon when he's alone in there. It's where he does most of his thinking. ☺️ So he gets lost in thoughts and let's it run out. Or 👀 He and Honey are doing other things in there 😉
Definitely Jeanie. Mostly because her shoulders and neck are tense from dealing with teenagers all day
10. Big spoon/little spoon?
Oh most nights this is a playful banter. Jack wants to be the big spoon because then he can keep making sure Rin is real. Other nights, when he's having one of his "episodes" with a spirit that won't leave him alone? Then she's big spoon out of comfort.
23. Who steals the blankets?
Rin!! She gets all the blankets 🤣 Jack is a volcano.
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8 11 18 27 for Jeanie and Cormac!
8. Do that have pets?
They do. Well Cormac does. LOL He's always going to have rats: they're sociable, incredibly intelligent, affectionate and can be trained to do almost anything. Jeanie's quite fond of them. It's the sneaking them into the bed that drives her crazy because they nest in hair.
11. Sleeping habits?
Jeanie's an early bed/early riser because of her school position. Cormac is a night owl who sleeps late (the classes he teaches are later in the day).
18. Who uses all the hot water?
Jeanie! She's a stand in the hot shower until she can't feel her body kind of person. Cormac's into those cold showers which he occasionally talks Jeanie into doing as well.
27. Who leaves their stuff lying everywhere?
Cormac 🤣 He's a messy nightmare. The only good thing is computers have less wires than when he was at O'Keefe's.
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Which pairing do you prefer to write for Jeanie x Darren or Jeanie x Cormac?
Soooo I'm having a lot of fun right now with Darren and Jeannie. I think that's because I wrote Cormac and jeanie kind of into a hole? but also compared to Cormac, Darren is very for bidden. He's dangerous and new.
LOL however, the delightful @super-unpredictable98 told me I should just put them in a throuple. which honestly, is kind of genius! 
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Valentine Mix 🌹💋
Leon x Honey
Nikolai x Selina
Irina x Sean (introducing)
Darren x Jeanie
Cormac x Jeanie
Nathan x Violet
Jack x Rin
Roland x Rin
Jack x Rin x Roland
#robert sheehan#nathan young#darren treacy#leon#jack#roland#nikolai#sean falco#valentines day 22#robert sheehan character fics#Spotify
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Magical Library Master List
Feel free to peruse the card catalogue. Miss Kitty will continue to add to her collection as she sees fit. If you would like to borrow a book from our sister libraries, a link will be provided to you below. Thank you for your patience! **Denotes Magical Library After Dark
Sincerely,
The Library Staff
Billy Delaney (Me & Mrs. Jones)
Billy Delaney x Fem!Reader
Shameless (language, smut)**
Rain On Me (language, smut)**
Cormac McNamara (Foreign Exchange)
All Youve Got Is Gold: Cormac McNamara x Jeanie Turner
Part 1 (a smidge of fluff shaded smut)
Part 2 (more fluffy smut)**
Part 3 (yet again, Cormac demands fluffy smut)**
Cormac/Billy x Jeanie Drabbles
Secrets to Tell (angst, mentions of death) *mentions of Darren Treacy
Teenage Dirtbag (fluff and smut)**
Dreams (fluff)
Jeanie Turner Stand Alone Drabbles
So I Creep (OC Kiss Week fluff)
Darren Treacy (Love/Hate)
Darren x Fem!Reader
That Boy is a Monster (NC-17 rough, violent sex)**
The Sinner’s Prayer: Darren Treacy x Jeanie Turner Crossover
Dress You Up In My Love (smut)
It's A Sin ( NC-17 smut)**
Buttons (sexual tension, teasing some angst)
Darren x Jeanie Before and After
The Trouble With Love Is (infidelity and oral sex) The Past
Galway Girl (pregnancy mention) The Present
Two Tickets To Paradise (NC-17 smut)** The Future
The Ides of March: A Mini-series starring Darren x Jeanie
Prologue- Bad Romance (violence, angst and language)
Chapter 1- Come on Eileen (smut and language)**
Chapter 2- Drunken Lullabies (smut and language)**
Chapter 3- When You’re Gone (language, smut, angst)**
Ivan McCormick (Killing Bono)
Ivan x Fem!Reader
It's A Heartache (a hint of angst, drug use and smut)
I Want To Break Free (bit of angst and some passionate kisses)
Jack (The Messenger)
The Ghost of You: Jack x Rin Davies
I’m a Creep (angst fluff smut )
Auld Lang Syne, A Sequel (fluff)
Song To The Siren (angst, smut and fluff)
Jack x Rin Drabbles
Cry Little Sister (a hint of smut, angst)
Mad About Love (smut)**
Beggin’ (smut and use of sensory overload)**
Klaus Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy)
The Joan Jett Trio: Klaus x Fem!Reader
Do You Wanna Touch Me There? (BDSM NC-17 Smut)**
Bad Reputation (BDSM NC-17 Smut)**
Cherrybomb (BDSM NC-17 Smut)**
Leon (Moonwalkers)
Tupelo Honey: Leon x Honey Comb
Ch 1- Kult of Dionysus (drug use) 1967
Ch 2- Raspberry Swirl (drug use, NC-17 smut)** 1967
Ch 3- Hooked on a Feeling (minor drug use fluffy smut)** 1967
Ch 4- Angel of The Morning (angst and fluff and time travel) 1968
Ch 5- Bad Moon Rising (grifting, scams, a hint of sex, occasional fluff) 1969
Ch 6- Dream A Little Dream Of Me (the end of the line folks, graphic child birth and some spice) 1969
From The Tupelo Honey Timeline (1967-1973)
Baby It’s Cold Outside (Christmas fluff) 1967 and the sequel Let It Snow (equally fluffy) 2007
Dancing In The Moonlight (feat Ella, smutty threesome sapphic and straight sex)** 1968
Neverland- (drug use, smut, language)** 1968
Spoonful of Sugar (pure Leon fluff) 1969
Into the Mystic (fluff and smut)** 1970
Your Song (fluffy smut)** 1973
Don’t Leave Me This Way: A Leon x Honey Redemption Arc (marital strife, romance and smut)** 1977
Part One Part Two Part Three
Honey Stand Alone Drabbles
Love Me Tender (origin story)
When Vicky Needed Honey (Moonwalkers/TUA crossover)
Luba (Mute)
Little Earthquakes (Luba x Naadirah angst)
Luba x Fem!Reader
LoveGame (NC-17 smut)**
So Happy I Could Die ( sexual teasing)
Luke (Cherrybomb)
Luke x Fem!Reader
She Wants Revenge (NC-17 smut drug use)**
Everything He Needs (angst)
Supply and Demand (smutty smut smut)**
MoonBrella Crossovers (Moonwalkers/TUA)
Sweet Child O' Mine (fluff with some angst) 1971
You Are My Sunshine (fluff and another hint of angst) 1971
In The Air Tonight (angst, smut, general Klaus-induced chaos)** 1973
Modern Love (Smut)** 1974
Xanadu (death and heaven) sometime in the future *Sunny x Honey
MoonBrella Lake (Moonwalkers/TUA/Sway Lake)
It’s All Coming Back To Me Now (sweet and closed door implied spice, teenage love) 1987 *Sunny Kostas x Jess O’Neill
Conversations With Living People (discussion of unplanned pregnancy) 1988
Lay All Your Love On Me (family angst, airplane smut) 1994 *appearance by Sunny Kostas, Ollie Sway and Jess O'Neill
New Year's Day (some fluff, some spice, some magical powers) December 1992/1993 *appearance by Honey, Leon, Klaus, Ollie and Jess
After The Lovin' (sweet) 1993 *Selina x Nikolai w/appearance by Leon and Honey Kostas
Nathan Young (Misfits)
Nathan x Fem!Reader Drabbles
Like A Prayer (smut and sacrilege)
The One With No Name ( swearing and sexual innuendo
The Chaos Duo: Nathan Young x Fem!Reader
The Dog Days Are Over (language, almost smut)
The Dog Days Are Done (smut)
Last Christmas: Nathan Young x Violet Duval
Ch 1 God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman (just pure magic chaos)
Ch 2 Fairytale of New York (violence blood minor gore)
Ch 2.5 You Give Love A Bad Name (Nathan’s POV of Chapter 2, gore)
Ch 3 White Christmas (NC-17 smut)**
Ch 4 Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas (somewhat NSFW, language)
Ch 5 Last Christmas (language)
Nathan x Violet (In First Person!) Drabbles
Hers (language and smut)
His (language and smut)
Violet Duval Stand Alone Drabbles
This Kiss (A Violet Duval Origin Story)
It’s Just A Little Hocus Pocus (some fun with a trace of innuendo)
Nikolai (The Song of Sway Lake)
Nikolai x Fem!Reader
I Wish I Was The Moon (NC-17 smut)** August 1992
White Russian on The Rocks (fluff)
Nikolai x Selina Kostas
Waiting For A Star to Fall (smut, a bit of angst, occasional fluff)** September 1992
Constant Craving (fluff, angst and smut) October 1992
Enter The Circus (smut, angst) November 1992
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (angst and smut)** March 1993
New Soul (fluff and nothing else) December 1993
Brick- An Alternate Love Story for Nikolai and Selina (frank discussion about abortion, unprotected sex) 1992
Roland (Three Summers)
Roland x Fem!Reader
Good Vibrations (smut)**
The Word Of Your Body: Roland x Rin Davies Crossover
Songbird (fluff)
Andante Andante (angst fluffy smut)
Sean Falco (Bad Samaritan)
Sean Falco x Fem!Reader
Brick and Mortar, Sacred Skin (minor angst smut)**
Glitter in The Air (sugary sweet fluff)
Rebel Yell ( smut)**
Fashion Of His Love (trace of angst and fluff)
Iris (fluff with innuendo)
Wild Horses (angsty smut because why not?)
Sean Falco x Irina Sergeivich-Kostas
Wild Rover (saccharine spice)
The Threesomers
Jack x Rin Davies x Roland
Someone Saved My Life (fluff with a bit of angst)
The Threesomers (polyamory, a tad bit of angst and loads of smut)**
Heart, Mind and Soul (a polyamorous coming out story)
Rush, Rush- Jack and Roland (MLM smut)
Vincent Rhodes (The Road Within)
Vincent x Fem!Reader
I Think We're Alone Now (language and smut, portrayal of Tourette's)
Dear Vincent (language and smut, portrayal of Tourette's)
Two Piña Coladas, The Redux (Language, smut, portrayal of Tourette's)*
A Vincent Rhode’s Special for @vonkimmeren
Vladek Klimov (Fortitude)
Vladek x Fem!Reader
The Drumming Song ( angst and intimacy)
Seven Devils (sexual teasing and angst)
Shake It Out (slight angst and smut)**
#robert sheehan character fic#jack#klaus hargreeves#leon#luba#luke#cormac mcnamara#nathan young#darren treacy#nikolai#vladek klimov#billey delaney#roland#vincent rhodes#sean falco
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Everything is coming full circle with Tupelo Honey. Does that mean you're going to stop writing Honey and Leon soon when their story is done? 😭 I love them so much. And Selina and Nikolai starting their family together in such a dramatic way. I loved that one too! Now Sunny just needs his other half. Your fics are all so amazing and I love your writing so much! Sorry its been so long. I hope you're well. Any teasers to look forward to? --🦚xx
Oh no my darling. @magic-multicolored-miracle and I are working very hard trying to figure out who Irina will end up with, and she will be connected to special things via Shye's OC Jess and Ollie Sway 💋 Their love is generational.
We're doing some crossovers with Selina and Jess, and Sunny and Jess. "Tupelo Honey" will have an epilogue involving Reginald. I've got lovely requests for Honey x Leon too! (And Nik x Selina). And a little spin off set for Sunny eventually! I just can't put any of them down. It's a universe I stumbled on without meaning to. 🥺 That I've helped others fall in love makes my heart so happy!
Jack x Rin x Roland and Jeanie x Darren/Cormac are put to bed for awhile. They're all in REALLY good places ☺️ Unless I get a request. and I do have some other requests to outside of them LOL 
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So I Creep
(A Jeanie Turner Drabble)
Word Count: 471
Warnings: Absolutely none!
A/N: Sometimes being alone doesn't mean you're lonely. That was the beautiful difference between Gordon and Cormac. For OC Kiss Week 2021
Jeanie had grown used to nights alone. Never in her life could she have imagined dating or marrying scientists would involve so much solitude. Yet there was a difference between the two men she fell in love with though.
Gordon was more interested in the money that came with a government contract through NASA. And also the strange amount of tail he caught as professor. Which Jeanie always found as amusing as it was infuriating. Her ex husband was a mix between pre-Beast Hank McCoy, Lieutenant Hux from Star Wars and Ron Weasley. It wasn’t a bad combination, and he WAS handsome, it was just a strange thing to be a groupie of. Maybe it was the power trip. They were prepared to do things Jeanie had no interest in. Even if she wasn't much older.
Now, her nights were comfortably lonely. She knew for a fact that Cormac had no desire to stray. In fact, Jeanie sometimes wondered if he even desired her. He would lose himself at the lab or grading papers down in the classroom. His company was mostly SILVIA, the AI love of his life. Jeanie was not jealous. Much.
Except Cor would Facetime Jeanie throughout the night, or had the computer call and check in. The tech he shared with the head mistress would make Verne and Bradbury green with envy. His bright smile and agate eyes behind glasses would pop up suddenly on the tv screen interrupting her show. Jeanie's heart would flutter at the sight of him. Cormac was beautiful.
“Hey, Red.” Every call. “Just wanted t’say hello. I'll be home around x hour t’night.” And Cormac always was.
Tonight he didn't call, and Jeanie was perfectly ok with this. Cormac was actually out with friends. Friends that were outside of her. Oh sure, she knew and loved them too! It was just nice knowing her boyfriend had people to exist with outside of robots and students and her.
Instead Jeanie was curled up on the couch watching The Lake House for the five hundredth time. She wasn't alone though.
Some nights when Jeanie was lonesome for Cormac, his warm body and steady rhythmic heartbeat under her cheek, she had men to fill that gap. They played with her hair and brushed up against her cheek. She held them in her lap as they snuggled in. They loved everything she made for dinner and the anecdotes from her day, always listening intently. She knew her boyfriend was jealous of how much time Jeanie managed to spend with them.
And he was envious of the way they kissed her. Warm, wet and sweet. One right after the other pressing their lips to hers. An activity Cormac excelled at every chance he got.
Still, he had SILVIA. Jeanie had Copernicus and Magellan. Cormac’s Satin Black Rats.
Tag List: @elliethesuperfruitlover @super-unpredictable98 @robertsheehanownsmyass @crisis-of-joy @sean-falco @slutforrobbiebro
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