#cracked whump

[stoic-whumpee]

Ooooo best trick or treat ever. Trick please 🥺

Oh damn a trick?

You're getting some cracked whump then >:D

Karen whumper didn't expect the seemingly helpless Cashier Whumpee she was yelling at was actually a serial killer. Now she was chained in their basement, and they would make sure she could scream to her heart's content.

#whump #whump prompt #r prompts #cracked whump #karen whump #bc it's a thing on this blog apparently #whumper turned whumpee #whumpee turned whumper #captivity #torture #character death implied #whump trickortreat

[whumble-beeee]

Crack Prompt: Welcome to the Whumpee Store!

(aka totally not bbu what do you MEAN)

Whumpees stacked on shelves grocery store-style

Different aisles for different types of whumpee ("No ma'am, this is actually the conditioned aisle, the defiant aisle is on the other side of the store, aisle 9.")

Workers that are TOTALLY not whumpees themselves probably

Or maybe that teenager helping you really is just your average dead-eyed retail worker. Basically the same thing at this point anyway.

"Sir, that's the price for a fresh unaltered whumpee. You can mold them however you want."

"You want me to do YOUR JOB for you?! What kind of establishment is this?!"

On that note, whumpees made to order

You want a medium-sized defiant whumpee that'll start crying and freeze up the second you turn the lights off? Say less.

Tags on the more dainty and dewey-eyed whumpees that say "Torture with Care"

"Mx., you broke the warranty when you threw your whumpee down the stairs. The instructions clearly state they're meant for household chores only, you'll have to pay full price for a new one."

Whumpees in those sealed plastic action figure boxes, forced into a single pose for. however long it takes you to buy them please buy them they're begging you please PLEASE PLEASE THEY CAN'T TAKE--

Whumpees staring hopefully (or fearfully) at every potential customer that walks by.

BARTERING. RIGHT. IN. FRONT. OF. WHUMPEE.

Customers trying to get the conditioned whumpees to crack so they don't have to pay as much for them.

"I'm not sure this whumpee is trained as well as you say, I'm gonna need a demonstration"

Living weapon whumpees locked behind those stupid glass cabinets that you have to get a store attendant to unlock for you if you want to get at one

^Exotic/rare/expensive ones too

Thank you to all my friends on the Whump World server for all your suggestions and enabling me :) I probably have more too, but this was getting long lmao

@whumperofworlds | @randowhump | @kira-the-whump-enthusiast | @whumpninja

#whump #whump promt #crack whump #pet whump #does this count as pet whump? #idk lmao #whump humor #whump prompt

[whumpninja]

The whumpee

They destroyed their cage

Yes

YES

The whumpee is out

#I have had a lot of medication and I think I’m funny #whump #crack whump #jack be whumpy

[tictac-murder-spaghetti]

Whumpee with a shock collar but it’s genuinely just one for a dog so it has a safety release buckle and every time whumper tries to drag them around/yank them/shove them with it… it pops off

Neither of them are really expecting it to keep happening

#whump #crack whump #whump prompt #whump stuff #shock collar

[crabofthewoods]

currently thinking about a universe where having your own whumpee(s) is like. a widespread thing. and i want to dump my train of thought somewhere so here you go

stronger/more durable whumpees are worth more because they last longer — maybe they’re used as lab rats for whumper to test a new torture device or weapon

on the other side of the spectrum, weaker whumpees are worth less — maybe they’re usually bought in bulk

whumpees being bought and given to family members as gifts during the holidays (like a dog — pet whump possibilities??)

“buy one, get one free”

“handcuffs/weapon(s) not included”

online quizzes telling you what kind of whumpee would be best for you (again, like a dog)

immortal/super-powered whumpees being auctioned off (i have the mental image of whumpee being in a cage in front of a crowd like in that one jurassic park movie idk)

whumpers trading whumpees

whumpees being used as currency; whumpers exchanging whumpees for food/resources/weapons

whumpees being labeled as “new” or “used”

whumpers complaining to each other about how much weapons/handcuffs/etc cost now because of how many people are using them

#this post probably makes no sense #but oh well #whump #whump prompts #whump idea #whump prompt #whump tropes #whump community #whumpblr #whump scenario #whumpers #whumpees #whumper #whumpee #crack whump #<- kind of?? #thoughts of a crab

[loonybun]

whumper who literally just uses an immortal whumpee as an organ farm. like yes we love to see an entrepreneur on the black market! make those profits!

#whump community #whump #crack whump #ish #whumpblr #whump writing #whump prompt #sadistic whumper #medical whump #lab whump #immortal whumpee

[abhainnwhump]

Just insert any context into this.

#whump #whumpblr #crack whump #whump meme #whump humor #defiant whumpee #possible pet whumpee? #this stupid idea wouldn't leave me alone

[redstainedsocks]

Getting wounded by an arrow is pretty funny when you think about it. Someone wants to stab you but from really far away

#silly stuff #stabbing mention #whump crack

[whumpshaped]

demon who cant make pacts because the legal stuff stresses them out so theyre just super broke and have zero souls

#whump #whump prompt #crack whump

[whumblr]

Rescue mission

"Self defense protocols initiated," the Android droned, positioning itself before the injured Caretaker, shielding them from Whumper who strode towards them.

"Self destruct program activated. Self destructing in 20 seconds."

Whumper stopped dead in his tracks. Watched the Android as it kept counting down, red lights blinking in warning behind its eyes. And when it walked towards him, arms outstretched to catch him in an explosive hug, he swiftly turned on his heels and bolted out of the room.

"Nine... eight," the Android counted and turned towards Caretaker, now walking towards them.

Caretaker startled and flailed to get back, failing miserably with their broken ankle.

"There, oh--" The Android hit its temple a few times with their wrist in annoyance and the agressive red blinking light went out. "Sorry."

Caretaker stopped scooting back

"I didn't know you had a self-destruct program," they said, shaky.

"I don't," the Android merely said, and helped Caretaker get to their feet. "Now let's get you out of here."

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#whump #whump drabble #sassy whumpee #sassy android? #rescue #robot whump #android whump #crack whump #robot crack whump! #caretaker #my writing

[writinggremlin]

Lock your whumpee in the freezer. Whether it's on purpose or on accident, it doesn't matter.

Just shut the door on them and leave them for a little bit.

Whumpee gets the time-out freezer for their sins.

#whump #whumpblr #whumpee #whump prompt #whump prompts #whump ideas #whump idea #whump crack #crack whump #idk just something random that infiltrated my mind

[whumperofworlds]

A whump scene, but it's a musical.

Imagine Whumper singing about how they would torture Whumpee while Whumpee sits there, strapped to a chair, listening incredulously.

#been listening to a lot of game music with fanmade lyrics #whump #whump humor #crack whump #whump prompt #tied to a chair #torture mention

[whumpninja]

Pick your whumpees. Pick…pick fewer whumpees than that. Put some whumpees back. That’s too many.

#this could also be done with OCs in general #whump #crack whump #jack be whumpy

[delicateprincepaper]

teddy bear whumpee. A whumpee whose sole function is as someone to cuddle with. Chained to the bed all the time. Given lessons on how to cuddle someone the best. Doing all they can to be the best because they don’t want to be the stress relief in ANOTHER way. They don’t want to be punching bag whumpee.

#Crack whump #cuddle whumpee #whump scenario #whump ideas #whump

[befuddled-calico-whump]

for added festivity, try hitting your whumpees with this

#i don't know why my Christmas lights came in this configuration #crack whump #whump meta #holiday whump

[abhainnwhump]

#whump #whumpblr #living weapon #whump meme #crack whump #whump humor #conditioned whumpee #whumper is my intrusive thoughts at the moment #whump tropes