#thoughts of a crab

[crabofthewoods]

guys we need to talk about alastor and mimzy.

i refuse to believe this isnt a genuine smile from alastor

LOOK at them

#was mimzy just freeloading off of alastors power??? yes #do i care?? absolutely not #they are adorable #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor hazbin #alastor hazbin hotel #the radio demon #mimzy #hazbin mimzy #hazbin hotel mimzy #radio demon #thoughts of a crab

[crabsnpersimmons]

"Slow down, Sunshine. You're not falling behind and you are loved for more than what you do for others."

#fnaf sun #fnaf dca #dca fandom #crab art #traditional art #self-insert #my OC Esther #please don't copy these tags i'm just going to vent a bit #it's just been one of those weeks #been feeling overwhelmed lately #like i need to keep up #like i'm not doing enough and i tire or lose focus so easily #and i don't feel rested after resting #so i thought i should go back to my roots of drawing the DCA comforting me with words i can't seem to give myself #was debating whether or not to share this #but perhaps it may offer someone else some comfort as well #i'll be okay #this too will pass #it's just been a particularly busy and out-of-control week

[official-crab-posts]

hey everyone, i know this is a silly gimmick blog but i feel i need to clarify that zionists aren't welcome here. people who think the violence in gaza right now is in any way justified or proportional to october 7 and support the genocide being committed against palestinians need to get off my blog. leave.

people who use this situation as an excuse to be antisemitic also need to get the fuck out of here. it is never okay to be antisemitic and trying to use your support for palestine as a shield is pathetic. i dont want you around and i do not like you. when i find you i will block you. save us both some time and just unfollow me right now.

i just wanted to make my position clear. free palestine. 🇵🇸

#not a crab #the crab speaks #free palestine #from the river to the sea #i just wanted to make this clear after i saw a couple people followed me that i do not want following me. thanks. #also to be clear obviously this didn’t start on october 7. it’s been happening for over 70 years now #but i specifically wanted to address the claim that this is somehow a proportional response to that day #i didn’t get into the historical context in this post because it was meant to just be a quick response after i had to block some zionists #but it has gotten way more notes than i thought it would and also has led to a couple zionists bothering me so i just wanted to add this #also like dw about the zionists who show up sometimes. i just block them now. it’s not worth it to take the bait

[prolibytherium]

Imagining Dennis getting pestered into driving Mac to a motel to meet "Johnny" and cracking myself up

#iasip #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #Not posting this to my artblog bc a) low effort shitpost b) maybe I can entice some more IASIP followers here #Or it will flop. Either way #I was gonna hold off posting this until I got back to this episode to see if I still thought it was funny but ehh #I was wondering how he was getting to his hookups since he doesnt drive and I guess just uber or public transport but this scenario #came to mind and was killing me. Like this is a breaking point. Its not worth it. Not even for the crabs #sketches

[theminecraftbee]

sigh okay this year i have actual mob vote opinions. disclaimer: my MAIN opinion is that if i see too much mob vote salt on my dash i'll just block the relevant terms again, and that all three mobs are adorable and i'd like any of them. however, my vague thoughts on them:

crab: i have inherent vault hunters-based crab grudges. the coconut crab appears in my nightmares. however, past that, the crab as an animal is fun, i like crabs alright. the fact it's shown crawling up trees sideways is neat. i'll say mangrove forests are ALREADY one of the loveliest, most alive-feeling biomes, so i don't know if they need an exclusive mob? but it's also realistic for the crab so i'll take it. when it comes to the crab claw itself... many questions. is it an off-hand item? or like create's extendo-reach thing? or what? how MUCH additional reach does it give you? even just two blocks can be wildly useful in my modded experience, but like, is it one or two blocks, or does it double your reach, or what? and does that reach extend to mining at all? the video says it's just block placing, which would make sense from a balance perspective, but does sort of hamstring the claw's usefulness if that's the case; if you misplace a block you're going to have to scaffold over there anyway. if it DOES include mining reach... oh boy, that's a whole new ballgame.

armadillo: cute! i like armadillos! seeing it curled up as a ball, i wonder if it has a block-like form like that? that sounds really fun! like a shulker, or something else you could stand on. (that is PURE speculation, nothing else to suggest that is shown in the video.) it being found in "warm biomes like the savannah" i like more than the mangrove-exclusive crab, especially since the savannah can feel a little sparse and lifeless. i wonder if it's in other warm biomes? as for its effect, it has the most straightforward one: when it gets scared it sheds its scute, and you can use that to make wolf armor. i like wolf armor! wolves have needed some way to make them more survivable for ages! it's not like, got potential to be a massive gamechanger or anything, but it doesn't have to, it's fun!

penguins: by FAR the cutest design. i love that they chose macaroni penguins, excellent choice. the fact they're native to stony shore biomes is also an excellent choice (and far better than choosing a snowy biome; more penguins live in places like the stony shore irl!). the stony shore having penguins also gives it a bit more of the life stony shorelines have irl. their secondary effect, though... honestly, "make boats go faster" doesn't really speak to me? i am enjoying imagining a world where this effect works while iceboating (prepare to rubberband ALL OVER THE PLACE), and i think it would be fun, it just personally compels me the least. which is a shame, because i think the penguins are ABSOLUTELY the cutest!

overall, i think i land towards the armadillo. i like that none of them really have any big, exciting, game changing feature, just nice-to-have. makes it feel less like we miss out on something huge when two of them lose, just miss out on something potentially cute. i still wish the old mob votes could still be added to the game and that the losers here would also be added to the game. i wouldn't be mad if any of these guys won honestly they're all cute and have mildly interesting effects.

and this will be the last time i discuss the mob vote, except maybe to reblog cute art.

#minecraft #wanted to ramble my thoughts #anyway yeah i am Mildly Interested in all of these guys #i think the crab claw has the most potential to be gamebreaking but that it probably won't be lol #and that i understand what the wolf armor would do best #so. armadillo for me i think. #mob vote

[daily-crabbys]

Today's crab is: empty minded

#daily-crabbys #crab #shame faced crab #there is not a singular thought in those baby eyes

[aelkitofsunset]

i just love svsss fanfics where Bing-ge meets his own Shen Yuan and just. undergoes bingmeification. he gets hit with the love beams that radiate from Shen Yuan and it’s all over for him. unparalleled.

#kit-thoughts #text post #svsss #like crab evolution #the ultimate form of the Luo Binghe is the Bingmei #i also enjoy fics that acknowledge that it would. in fact. be a difficult process #but the bingmeification speed run fics are just. so fun. #luo bingge #bingyuan #the luo binghe brainrot continues

[huidol]

happy valentines 👍 day

#figayda #fig x ayda #fig faeth #figueroth faeth #ayda augefort #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #putting this up on top rest of the tags are just me talking ok #shout out to fig for being the only bad kid to stay together with their girlfriend post-fhsy. DESERVED. #scribbling poltergeist #junior's magic paintbrush #alt verison of the text couldve been want to be my crab queen but I only just thought of that now and I'm not changing it. SAD! #had sooooo many ideas for this drawing I had very cute sketch Hi everyone whos new to my blog btw I talk a lot in tags anyways I had a cute #sketch that was like. a card that Ayda was sitting at the top and fig was at the bottom and in the middle was a heart with clock hands and #shit. and ayda was sending down a uhhhh a heart that as it went down the page it aged. and fig caught it. bc ayda sending love letters #through time is my favorite thing in the whoooole world. #also had an idea because i just finished that season to have a traditional valentines card with cody that was like #“are you satan bc ive been waiting for you my whole life” bc he says that in the uh. first ep I think. anyways that be a great card I just #didnt haev the time. sad! i started drawing this on the 12th i had Zero time for anything else #wow i talked a lot tee hee ^_^ its ok because im special.

[crehador]

FULL DISCLOSURE you know this part in ep2 where rei wanted to smoke and kazuki was like “oi dude the kid”

and then rei looked over at her like “hm?” while kazuki was making nod nod nudge hint nudge motions

i fully thought rei was going to misunderstand COMPLETELY and just walk over and offer her a cigarette a;dsklfj;kljd

#crab watches #buddy daddies #on god i thought he was going to think that kazuki was like #''well did you bring enough to share with the class'' #but no #no rei is not quite that maladjusted #i should've given him more credit lmao

[modmad]

oh my god thank you

#blessed day! and it's WORKING #it didn't work on April 1st so I thought it just didn't work for me!? #THEY'RE HALLOWEEN CRABS #AAAAA

[crabofthewoods]

why do the cannibals have such good hair

im losing my mind

#hazbin hotel #hazbin #hellaverse #cannibal town #hazbin rosie #hazbin hotel rosie #rosie hazbin hotel #rosie hazbin #alastor and rosie #alastor hazbin #hazbin hotel spoilers #thoughts of a crab

[crabsnpersimmons]

CRAB IS YOUR MOON OKAY WITH HUGS?

PLEASE THIS GUYS NEED SOME AFFECTION

LET ME JUST-

GHHHHHH-/pos

#fnaf moon #Moon New Do Same You AU #fnaf dca #dca fandom #mutual shenanigans #other people's art #crab art #traditional art #Moon likes hugs #but he's very particular about them #he prefers hugs around his shoulders or his waist #he does not like being hugged from behind #he does not like being hugged by surprise #he's a bit skittish #like a cat #you have to learn his habits #and sometimes just wait for him to come to you #you know i am up to No GoodTM when i draw extreme close ups of Moon and his back #i also don't know what possessed me to do this in watercolours #but... i'm okay with the final look #i'm just very rusty #and i remembered why the last time i painted in watercolour i went into an artblock #it really do be a “trust the process” kinda deal #also for people who saw the wip #haHA you thought this was about moon ass but it was actually MOON ANGST #MOON ANGST FRIDAY #i always post my moon angst on friday it seems

[turtledotjpeg]

I don't know anything about the hunter x hunter mobage aside from the art I see people post on tumblr, but it seems like Melody isn't in any of the cute seasonal outfit card sets and it makes me sad

So I scribbled some of my own beach Melodys o/ I think she deserves a beach day

#hunter x hunter #hxh #senritsu #melody hxh #i love herrr i hope she gets off the boat alive somehow #where is my melody fanservice mobage art you cowards #...i say that and yet i'm probably the real coward here for not drawing her in a swimsuit #my only excuse is that there's no canon reference for her curse skin and i was too lazy to make something up #these were supposed to be 'quick doodles' but alas #spent 2 weeks on em and got this bizarre combination of totally halfassed in some parts and completely overworked in others #the second one in particular ended up pretty deepfried-looking at one point lol hopefully it's slightly less crunchy now #(i didn't realize until after i started this that there's actually a hermit crab beach card with paku) #(didn't mean to rip it off lol but it's too late melody gets hermit crab friends too) #...sorry for that absolute wall of tags haha #apparently it's a putting-all-my-idle-thoughts-on-the-internet day

[xwonderlandresidentx]

Last night I had a dream where Laios and company were having dinner with my family, and one of my uncles brought out a plate of steamed crabs and everyone got all excited, except Laios started sulking and said under his breath "So when someone else brings out whole crabs everyone's happy, but when I try to bring a mimic everyone freaks out, even though they're basically just bigger crabs? That's not fair..." and I laughed so hard I woke up

#my first thought when i woke up #was “don't worry i'd eat mimic with you laios” #and i would #also the dream crab was delicious #super glad i got to taste it before i woke up #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #anime #manga

[epickiya722]

Izuku has been a 🐑, a 🐇 and now a 🐈!

WHAT ANIMAL IS NEXT?

#horikoshi what animal is next hm? #oooh do a crab since he's a cancer and that would be hilarious #or a fox! i would love to see that #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #just kiya's thoughts #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #deku #it's appreciate midoriya hours folks!! #💚🐇👊 #💚🐈👊 #💚🐑👊

[deikyrio]

Girl dinner

#crabulon #calamity mod #furry #furry art #furry bara #anthro #glowing mushrooms #it's actually so late rn #I should be sleeping smh #I have no idea where the sauna came from #I'm glad it did tho #I was gonna add a lil' leaf on his attire #but I had already posted it on twt by the time I realized #manifesting what could've been #the little details #he's perfect bf material cuz he is hot AND funny #do you guys think he smells like crab or mushrooms #shower thoughts #terraria mod