Me, @ravenpoefan, my bff (you know who you are), and my F/os as memes (feat my bffs f/os)
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Bailey: stop dating attractive women
Thunderhoof: Alright, bet. Where all the fine men at?
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Bailey: stop dating women
Me: no. *dabs*
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Bailey: Stop dating women
Ravenpoe: yes I 100% agree, leave us alone, thank you
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Steeljaw: *picks up a visor masquerading as sunglasses* how much is this?
Me: 9.99
Steeljaw: *puts it on* you think I can get some bitches with these
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Me: you radiate the same energy as a 100 gecs song and I don't know if that's a good or bad thing
My bff: I like to think its both
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Me: I just realized something
Jack: what
Me: every single odd number has an e in it
Jeff: oh dear god what have you done
Me: Listen-
Strade: not all of them. 30 and 50 aren't spelled with the letter e in it
Jeff: oh father god
Strade: if you can split a number in half evenly, it's even. 30 and 50 are odd.
Jack: *questions life choices*
Strade: *scoffs* 15+15=30 and 25+25=30
Atlas: 25+25=30? You sure about that?
Jeff: lord have mercy
Me: ok bye
Peter: 3 days into 2020 shaking my fucking head
My bff: *probably dying from laughing so hard*
Ren: one, three, five, nine. And since everything else after is a variable of these numbers, then all odds have the letter e
Jack: you forgot seven
Jeff: it just keeps getting worse
Ravenpoe: WHA- WHAT IS GOING ON *laughs* I can't even-
Thunderhoof: you whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and it's pretty fucking even
Ren: why would 8 be brought up if its EVEN in a conversation about ODDS?! Emo said 'every single odd number has an E in it' not 'every single number with e is odd' WHAT THE FUCK
Me: 3 days until 2021 and we're still here
My bff: happy new year's eve
Steeljaw: I'm going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2022 so future generations can see what a mistake this entire madhouse was
John: uh, guys. 2 is odd and doesn't have an e, just saying
Thunderhoof: did you just deadass try to tell me 2 is odd? I'm fucking crying throw this whole household away
Bff: Dying from the last one
Viren: the one thing I notice is no matter how much you want to throw this whole household away you just...can't
Ravenpoe: TWO IS ODD?! PFFT IM SCREAMING
Gabriel: wait what about zero that's an odd number no?
Jack: *intense regret*
Strade: ok but hear me out, 30 and 50 make up for the fact they have no e by the way they're pronounced third e fifth e
Booker: WHY DO 30 AND 50 FUCKING MATTER THEY'RE FUCKING EVEN
Alan: what the actual fuck is happening
Robin: one is an even number
Me: I'm gonna smack you
Steeljaw: -30 and -50 have an e in them
John: zero isn't a number
Guzma: it can't be divided by 2 though can it?
Ren: it can??? 0/2=0???
Both Jack and Jeff: *in sheer awe of all the stupidity*
Me: OD NUMBERS 1, 3, 5, 7, 9
Gabriel: OD NUMBERS huh?
Elijah: anything that ends in 0 2 4 6 8 is even and the rest is odd 1 3 7 9 stop freaking out yall
Atlas: YOU FORGOT 5
Dimitri: WHAT ABOUT 4
Elijah: what about it
Dimitri: that doesn't have an e in it
Elijah: THATS BECAUSE ITS EVEN
Me: are you guys ok
Bff: IM FUCKING SOBBING RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
Alan: I'm honestly so confused right now
Ravenpoe: what is going on
Jeff: this is the height of our stupidity, it has to be, or future generations cannot exist
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Ren: you need to stop thinking that you're ugly.
Ren: you are but stop thinking about it
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Strade: 2 tickets please
Bff: what movie?
*camera pans to Strade dressed up as a whole ass minion*
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Alex: I'm so alpha, that I drink BULL'S MILK for breakfast. Keep crying betas.
Lawrence: Shiiiit, look out betas, we got ourselves a badass over here. This motherfucker swallows 🌟 Bull Semen 🌟 *cackles*
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Vegeta: don't expect me to chase you, I'm dominate.
Slappy: *looks at a picture of him* is this him? Now who the hell is this salt and shaker sized man dominating? I don't understand why it's always the men who can't reach the top shelf who try to be all macho macho. Imagine, now you're being dominated by someone who needs a step to climb into bed. And you know I really thought maybe I shouldn't throw insults at this shoebox sized man, maybe I should try to rationalize some of the problematic things he was saying. But then I realized, he literally can't reach that level.
Strade: *walks in the middle of shot* Leprechaun sized ass
Slappy: now imagine being dominated by a man whose feet dangle when he sits in a chair. Why is it always people who cannot reach the overhead compartment in an airplane that have trouble with self worth?
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Me: sorry first time being kidnapped, kinda nervous
Me: so like, why did you pick me? Do you think I'm cute?
Strade: I'm gonna kill you
Me: ok daddy vibes, we love abad boy king and I wanna die ;P
Strade: there's something wrong with your generation
Robin: freeze! Police! You're safe now ma'am
Me: ok we police it's not that deep, chill and did you assume my gender? Because that's offensive
Robin: but I'm here to-
Me: THAT'S OFFENSIVE
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Bff: show me one tiny small object that you pointlessly have
Bailey: ...
Atlas: *cackles* Small dick mother-
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Jak: Are chicken tenders vegan?
Jack: No, Jak, chicken tenders are not vegan
Jak: *goes to speak again*
Jack: chicken wings aren't vegan either
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Jak: *filming a great forest view*
*Lawrence appears in frame*
Jak: hi
Lawrence: ok
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Bo: I love you bitch *strums guitar*
Me and my bff: oh my god
Bo: *strums guitar* I ain't never stop loving you....bitch
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Strade and Jak: yo Gabriel!
Gabriel: *quickly dabs*
Strade and Jak: OOOOOOOOOOO
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Slappy: *screams*
Jack: STOP! I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!
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Whitney: you got something to say clown?
Jack: your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community
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My bff: just think about it, Emo. All the control, all the power, all the FREE CHICKEN
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Jeff: how come every time I take you to the mall it burns to the ground?
Spamton: I blame the economy
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Kylar: I'll be anything you want me to be!
My bff: *whacking him with a huge stick* I WANT YOU TO BE DEAD
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Elijah: why do the good die young?
Strade: mostly because I get impatient
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Jack: I love helping kids, Jeff! I love kids. I LOVE KIDS!
Jeff: Jack, uh I really would not be screaming that at the top of your lungs
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*trying to give Lawrence a makeover*
Lawrence: how do I look, guys?
Ren: o.0
Peter: you look like you just told your friends not to come to school tomorrow man
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Jack: more espresso, less depresso
Robin: *downs 3 iced coffees* I'm still depressed but now I'm fast.
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Clinton Eastwood Kimdir Kaç Yaşında Filmleri
Clinton Eastwood Kimdir Kaç Yaşında Filmleri
Clinton Eastwood Kimdir Kaç Yaşında Filmleri: Clint Eastwood, 31 Mayıs 1930 tarihinde babası çelik işçisi olan bir ailenin çocuğu olarak dünyaya geldi. Oyunculuğa adım attığı 1950'li yıllarda, başlangıçta B sınıfı filmlerde yan karakterleri canlandırarak haftalık 75 dolar kazanıyordu.
Bazı stüdyolar, yüz hatlarının fazla çıkık olduğu gerekçesiyle ona rol vermek istemiyordu. Ancak, Eastwood oyunculuk konusundaki kararlılığından ödün vermedi ve boş zamanlarında yüzme havuzları için çukur kazarak hayatını sürdürdü. İlk büyük çıkışını, 1959-1966 yılları arasında yayınlanan Rawhide adlı televizyon dizisindeki Rowdy Yates karakterini canlandırarak yaptı.
Eastwood'un gerçek çıkışı, 1964 yapımı Bir Avuç Dolar ve ardından 1965 yapımı Birkaç Dolar İçin filmleri ile oldu. 1966'da, aynı serinin son filmi İyi, Kötü ve Çirkin ile Eastwood, dünya çapında ünlü bir oyuncu haline geldi. 1971 yılında Play Misty For Me ve The Beguiled filmleri ile büyük bir başarı yakaladı. Yine 1971 yapımı Dirty Harry filminde, müfettiş Harry Callahan karakteri ile kendi yöntemleriyle suçluları yakalayan "kendi başına buyruk" polis imajını oluşturdu.
1980'lerde, iyi yapımlarda oynasa da önceki yıllardaki kadar büyük çıkışlar yapamadı. Ancak 1990'ların başında, hem yönettiği hem de oynadığı filmlerle sinema dünyasına yeni sürprizler getirdi. 1992'de yönettiği ve oynadığı Unforgiven adlı film ile en iyi yönetmen Oscar'ını kazandı ve en iyi oyuncu ödülüne aday gösterildi.
Eastwood, bugüne kadar 60'tan fazla film ve TV yapımında oynadı, 30 film yönetti, 25 filmin yapımcılığını üstlendi, 10 filmin müziklerini besteledi ve soundtrack'lerine imza attı.
Özel hayatına gelince, Maggie Johnson ve Dina Eastwood (ikinci eşi) ile iki evlilik yaptı ve toplamda yedi çocuğu var.
2021 Cry Macho
2018 The Mule (Kaçakçı)
2008 Gran Torino
2004 Million Dollar Baby (Milyon Dolarlık Bebek)
2002 Blood Work
2000 Space Cowboys (Uzay Kovboyları)
1999 True Crime
1997 Absolute Power
1995 The Bridges of Madison County (Yasak İlişki)
1993 Kusursuz Dünya (A Perfect World)
1993 In the Line of Fire / Ateş Hattında
1992 Unforgiven / Affedilmeyen
1990 The Rookie / Çaylak
1990 White Hunter Black Heart / Beyaz Avcı, Kara Yürek
1989 Pink Cadillac / Pembe Cadillac
1988 The Dead Pool / Kirli Harry: Ölüm Havuzu
1986 Heartbreak Ridge / Zorlu Yokuş
1985 Pale Rider / Namludaki Adalet
1984 City Heat / Şehrin Ateşi
1984 Tightrope / Düğüm
1983 Sudden Impact / Kirli Harry: Ani Darbe
1982 Honkytonk Man / Müzikholdeki Adam
1982 Firefox
1980 Any Which Way You Can / Ne Yaparsan Yap, Yap
1980 Bronco Billy / Bronco Billy
1979 Escape from Alcatraz / Alkatraz'dan Kaçış
1978 Every Which Way But Loose / Her Ne Yaparsan yap, Boşver
1977 The Gauntlet / Düello
1976 The Enforcer / Kirli Harry: Uygulayıcı
1976 The Outlaw Josey Wales / Kanunsuz Josey Wales
1975 The Eiger Sanction / Zirvede Ölüm
1974 Thunderbolt and Lightfoot / Yıldırım ve Hafifayak
1973 Magnum Force / Kirli Harry: Magnum Gücü
1973 Breezy / Esinti
1973 High Plains Drifter / Kasabadaki Yabancı
1972 Joe Kidd / Joe Kidd
1971 Dirty Harry / Kirli Adam
1971 Play Misty for Me / Ölümün Sessi
1971 The Beguiled / Kadın Affetmez
1970 Two Mules for Sister Sara / El Torida
1970 Kelly's Heroes / Çılgın Savaşçılar
1969 Paint Your Wagon / Altın Avcıları
1968 Where Eagles Dare / Kartal Yuvası
1968 Coogan's Bluff / Ölüm Oyunu
1968 Hang 'Em High / Onları Yükseğe As
1967 The Magnificent Stranger / Muhteşem Yabancı
1967 The Witches / Cadılar
1966 Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo / İyi, Kötü ve Çirkin
1965 For a Few Dollars More / Birkaç Dolar İçin
1964 A Fistful of Dollars / Bir Avuç Dolar
1959 Maverick (TV) / Maverick
1959 Rawhide (TV) / Dolu Dizgin (Dizi)
1958 With You in My Arms / Kollarımda Sen
1958 Ambush at Cimarron Pass / Cimarron Geçidinde Pusu
1958 Navy Log / Donanma Günlüğü
1957 Escapade in Japan / Japonya'dan Kaçış
1957 West Point (TV) / Batı Noktası (TV)
1956 Death Valley Days (TV) / Ölüm Vadisinde Günler
1956 The First Traveling Saleslady / İlk Kadın Seyyar Satıcı
1956 Away All Boats / Tüm Botlar İleri
1956 Star in the Dust / Tozlu Yıldız
1956 Never Say Goodbye / Asla Elveda Deme
1956 Highway Patrol (TV) / Otoyol Devriyesi (TV)
1955 Tarantula / Tarantula
1955 Lady Godiva of Coventry / Covenrty'li Leydi Godiva
1955 Francis in the Navy / Francis Donanma'da
1955 Revenge of the Creature / Yaratığın İntikamı
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The $69.99 price works out to just under $12 a month instead of $15. WarnerMedia is also offering a limited deal, making HBO Max 22 percent cheaper for people who sign up for six months. The moves will also likely help WarnerMedia reach an agreement with Roku after months of fighting over a deal. All films will be released on HBO Max in 4K Ultra HD and HDR. These titles could change depending on delays. Kong, Mortal Kombat, Those Who Wish Me Dead, The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It, In The Heights, Space Jam: A New Legacy, The Suicide Squad, Reminiscence, Malignant, Dune, The Many Saints of Newark, King Richard, Cry Macho, and Matrix 4. is planning to release for now include: The Little Things, Judas and the Black Messiah, Tom & Jerry, Godzilla vs. For people who don’t have access to HBO Max in their market, it appears that theatrical releases will still be the go-to option. The plan is to run this experiment for one year. They will also play in theaters simultaneously, keeping the relationship with movie theater distributors like AMC and Regal. The movies will only stream on HBO Max for one month before leaving the platform for a period of time. There are some limitations to the new business model. WarnerMedia is pushing even more aggressively into streaming by releasing every single one of its movies in 2021 simultaneously on HBO Max.
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