#dex/ransom

[aristaeuss]

#omgcp #omg check please #check please #jack zimmermann #eric bittle #shitty knight #dex #ransom and holster #lardo duan #hi i’m 5 years late enjoy <3

[parvuls]

ocean's 11 au where jack is danny and shitty is rusty and bitty is linus; shitty finds out their mark is dating jack's ex-wife camilla and is unhappy with jack for putting the job at risk to get her back (and for not telling him that he's still in love with her). he's reasonably doubtful when jack claims the job has nothing to do with that.

except jack is telling the truth, and when the team finds out it really complicates his truly inept attempts to flirt with their newest recruit.

#omgcp #omgcheckplease #zimbits #checking clinics except instead of learning to check they practice conning people #crawling through the ducts scene where bitty thinks jack came along because he doesn't trust him #at the same time as jack is trying to maybe use the small quarters to make a move on him #bitty after it's all done: so whatchya gonna do with 13M mr. zimmermann? #jack: take you to dinner? #except it's not all that smooth because they're in a SWAT car with nine other guys escaping from the law #in case you were wondering: #holster and ransom are virgil and turk. obviously #lardo is basher and considers shutting down las vegas the greatest achievement of her life #dex is livingston #chowder is the amazing yen because aside from the blatant racism of this movie - I just know his goalie splits can be used for crime #I kind of want ford as frank and nursey as reuben and maybe tater as saul but I'm open to negotiation

[zzzbittle]

Listen.

If it's not them.

If it's not the cast of Check, Please!... If it's not the members of Samwell Men's Hockey...

If it's not Nurseydex, Holsom, Shitty/Lardo, any other OMG Check, Please ship...

If it's not Eric Bittle and Jack Zimmermann, Zimbits, the light of my life

If it's not them, I don't want it.

They always pull me back in, how do they keep doing this!?

#omg check please #check please #eric bitty bittle #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #derek nurse #william dex poindexter #nurseydex #dex x nursey #adam birkholtz #ransom x holster #samwell hockey #shitty b. knight #larissa lardo duan #lardo duan #shitty x lardo #zimbits #bitty x jack #jack x bitty

[sayheykid]

i genuinely don't think a story's worldbuilding and lore has ever drawn me in the way that check please did. it's been years and i still think about it every day. the characters and plot were always superb but i think what has stuck with me the most is the depth of the settings and how everything feels so lived in and tangible. everyone wants to make a fake world and town and university but no one else has EVER done it that well

#like the college setting especially is so delicious to me #there isn't a day that goes by that i don't think about the campus map and the building names and the haus and the stop and shops #ugh i need hardcore analysis injected into my damn veins #also this could be it's own post. but #the generations of players and how every fan has different people that really speak to them #like i'm not a huge kent/tater or dex/nursey fan and honestly am pretty ambivalent to jack/bitty #(don't take this the wrong way) #but i LOVE ransom and holster and shitty and lardo #and even some of the other characters like bully and tango though i admit the later years don't hit as hard for me as the first couple #i just love that everyone finds something to go batshit over #the attention to detail was just so so incredible and still for SURE holds up #no matter what aspect #i was never super directly involved in the fandom but when i think back on formative pieces of media for me as a person and as a writer #i don't think that there are many things that compare #if you've read my writing i don't think it's hard to see the correlation at all #also if you want to talk check please analysis (or can rec me others' analysis!!!) i'd be forever grateful #otherwise i'm just going to keep marinating forever #omgcp #check please #omg check please

[zimmerdouche]

ok, who on smh drinks pickle juice for their post workout tho

#my vote is dex and holster at minimum #it’s good for fixing dehydration and carb deficiency ok #jack would recognize the benefits but not do it #ransom recognizes the benefits and does it but hates it #the first 2? chugging pickle juice #lynn talks #omgcp #omg check please

[onetwistedmiracle]

genuinely

i know it's dumb, but it really bugs me when fic writers call Samwell an Ivy.

Samwell is made up, people, and the Ivy league has been set at 8 schools since 1954.

thank you for coming to my bitchy little ted talk.

#omgcheckplease #dex/nursey #eric/jack #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #will poindexter #derek nurse #ransom #holster #ollie #wicks

[baselessomgcpheadcanons]

been a long time since any of us posted here… maybe it’s time to throw some more of my baseless ideas into the void

-el

(also, we still take submissions!)

#omg check please #omgcp #check please #check please headcanon #eric bitty bittle #jack zimmermann #justin ransom oluransi #adam holster birkholtz #shitty knight #larissa lardo duan #chris chowder chow #derek nursey nurse #will dex poindexter #tony tango tangredi #connor whiskey whisk #i know i’m forgetting characters but we haven’t done everyone yet #and lbr there are so many

[somethingnurseywoulddo]

i’m weird in the way that i can tell you all of a fictional cast of character’s favorite workout exercises.

#all weird is good weird #but something about this weird #joey speaks #since i’m on the topic: omgcp favorite weight room moved #bitty likes squats #so does ransom per the bits and ransom squat days #jack is obsessed w deadlifting #shitty goes crazy on hip thrusts #holster likes strict press #dex is a strict press fan but not in the way holster is #he also really likes dead lifts #nursey is squats and push press #chowder can’t get enough of hip thrusts

[jacks-long-coat]

Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Check Please! (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek "Nursey" Nurse/William "Dex" Poindexter, Chris "Chowder" Chow & Derek "Nursey" Nurse & William "Dex" Poindexter, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Adam "Holster" Birkholtz/Justin "Ransom" Oluransi, Larissa "Lardo" Duan/Shitty Knight, Eric "Bitty" Bittle/Jack Zimmermann Characters: William "Dex" Poindexter, Derek "Nursey" Nurse, Chris "Chowder" Chow, Larissa "Lardo" Duan, Justin "Ransom" Oluransi, Adam "Holster" Birkholtz, Eric "Bitty" Bittle, Jack Zimmermann, Shitty Knight Additional Tags: Bodyswap, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, hockey things?, canon-typical alcohol use, feat. the mental gymnastics involved in falling for someone who's currently inhabiting your body, Racism, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Microaggressions, Friendship, bad decisions made while drunk, Podfic, Podfic Length: 5-6 Hours Summary:

[5hr 32m 45s] The thing is, he’s had study nights and TV marathons in Chowder’s room. He’s gotten stoned in Shitty’s, and Lardo’s, crashed on Jack’s floor after a kegster, gone to Bitty’s for advice, and checked Ransom and Holster’s for ghosts. If it were anyone else’s, Nursey would at least have some indicator of what was going on, because he’d be able to recognise the decorations, the layout. But Derek Nurse wakes up in William Poindexter’s room and has no idea where the fuck he is. [Written by lenaballena.]

#Check Please #teen #Nursey/Dex #Chowder & Nursey & Dex #William 'Dex' Poindexter #Derek 'Nursey' Nurse #Chris 'Chowder' Chow #Larissa 'Lardo' Duan #Justin 'Ransom' Oluransi #Adam 'Holster' Birkholtz #Eric 'Bitty' Bittle #Jack Zimmerman #Shitty Knight #podfic #lenaballena

[appalamutte]

this is why i’m the driver and he’s the passenger princess

#jack when bitty drives #ransom when holster drives #dex when nursey drives #neither shitty nor lardo when shitty or lardo drive #both chowder and farmer when chowder or farmer drive #sky says

[30samwiches]

i would pay real actual dollars to see b shitty knight’s bereal account actually

#a post????? what?????? #shitty knight #omgcp #aka check please but they’re in college now #holster’s and ransom’s are the same photos of each other every single time #lardo’s is actually cool. as is ford’s. #dex’s is surprisingly fun #shitty’s though? chaos.

[parvuls]

#august 22 tweets #august 22 reread #all I'm getting from this is that sometimes chowder and jack just casually text and I'm dying #I never saw this dynamic explored in fic WHY #chowder is jack's frog like bitty is holster and ransom's frog!!! and like dex is bitty's frog!!! apparently!!! #I mean the dibs extra kinda hints at it but jesus I LOVE IT #(and yknow... build up to shitty feeling left out / being a dick to jack)

[zzzbittle]

Spending my night by finishing my hundredth reread of Check, Please and getting emotional.

#omg check please #check please #eric bitty bittle #eric bittle #jack zimmermann #samwell hockey #nurseydex #zimbits #larissa lardo duan #derek nurse #nursey x dex #dex x nursey #adam birkholtz #justin oluransi #ransom x holster #ransom and holster

[fffuckthelaxbros]

How is it already almost bitty’s birthday what the hell

#measuring the passage of time in omgcp characters’ birthdays #it’s bitty’s birthday in three days which means it’s basically holster’s birthday which means it might as well be Jack’s birthday #and chowder and dex’s birthdays are literally right after that so its pretty much shitty’s birthday right now and #then nursey lardo ransom so bitty’s next birthday is right around the corner

[hullomoon]

hullomoon’s works 2022: part six

it’s the end of the year, which means it’s time for a work round-up! this year i really tipped into being podfic heavy (and more multifandom!). if you haven’t yet, check out my 2019 roundup, 2020 roundup, and 2021 roundup! all works are ordered in chronological posting order.

part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six | part seven | part eight

[podfic] we stood steady as the stars | Schitt’s Creek | David/Patrick | mature | 01:52:11

“You won’t even think about it?”

“I just don’t want you to inevitably have to divorce me when you find out how truly ill-equipped I am to be outdoors. I would miss you terribly.”

“What if I send you a link to the campground’s website to have a look, and ask for it to be my one and only birthday gift this year.”

 “Your one and only birthday gift? You want nothing else than to sleep with your outdoors-averse husband in a tent overnight? Nothing else at all?”

“That is correct.”

David takes a moment, and for a very brief second hates how much and how apparently unconditionally he loves Patrick.

“Please send me the link, I will think about it.” He holds a finger up to Patrick’s delighted face. “I will think about it.”

“That’s all I ask.”

*****

David does not do the outdoors. Until he does.

[podfic of we stood steady as the stars]

[podfic] Learned Our Lessons Well | Check Please! | Shitty & Jack | 34:07

Shitty had known enough sons of celebrities and millionaires to have a pretty clear idea of what Jack Zimmermann would be like. But this kid was nothing like any of them. For some reason, Shitty couldn’t shake the urge to protect this quiet, awkward nerd. Or to maybe actually be friends with him.

Or, scenes from Shitty’s and Jack’s friendship, from their frog year through Shitty’s second year at Harvard Law.

 [podfic of Learned Our Lessons Well]

baby, i’m so into you | Check Please! | Jenny/Mandy | explicit | 607

Mandy and Jenny enjoy each other's company 

[podfic] it’s okay to want things (i think) | A League of Their Own (TV) | Greta/Carson | 04:56

 It's far from the first time that a married woman's ring has snagged Greta's clothing or left scratches on her skin. But it's the first time that she's cared this much—and she hates that the cool press of unfamiliar metal against her cheek is enough to make her eyes narrow and her breath catch.

AKA: The reason why Carson stops wearing her wedding ring.

 [podfic of it's okay to want things (i think)

if only i could have a puppy | Schitt’s Creek | Stevie & David | ~1.6k

After adopting a dog David notices an error on the adoption papers. Of course, everyone in town has an opinion about that.

[podfic] Yes and No | A League of Their Own | Greta/Carson | 09:43

It's easy to say yes to Charlie—his hair ruffled and falling over his blue eyes—when they're six years old.

Five times Carson said yes to Charlie, and the first time she says no to Greta.

The Haus Official Ship Names | Check Please! | Zimbits | multivoice | 30:15

“I’m sorry, what?!”

“Hockey RPF, it means real per…”

“I know what that means. Before that.”

“Zimbits?” he replies with a laugh.

“Mmmhmmm.” Bitty narrows his eyes.

————

A highly intellectual discussion of ship names: the real, the hypothetical, the fucking unpronounceable.

[podfic] holiday volcanoes | Schitt’s Crek | David/Patrick | 02:52

“Should we send out holiday cards now that we’re married?” Patrick asks. They’re relaxing on the couch after work, David curled up under a comfy blanket with his head resting in Patrick’s lap. “I heard Ray is offering a special holiday photo package.”

David looks up at Patrick with one eyebrow raised. “That would be a no.”

“I don’t know, David. It says here that we could be photographed in the arctic, in Santa’s workshop, or in front of a holiday volcano.”

Or, Ray is offering a holiday photo package and Patrick is a troll.

[podfic] Sweater Weather | Check Please! | Dex/Ransom/Holster | 13:41

In which a sweater (or three) act as a catalyst.

it’s fine if it’s with you | Schitt’s Creek | Stevie/Twyla | 3.3k

Stevie and Twyla try fake dating. It’s much harder than it looks.

#hullomoon podfics #hullomoon writes #david rose x patrick brewer #shitty knight #jack zimmermann #jenny/mandy #carson shaw/greta gill #stevie budd #david rose #schitts creek #check please #a league of their own #stevie budd x twyla sands #dex/holster/ransom #zimbits #long post

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

How distraught Ransom and Holster had to be upon finding out that one of the first things Nursey and Dex found solidarity over is a shared hatred of golf.

#justin oluransi #adam birkholtz #derek nurse #william poindexter #omgcp