#die one thousand deaths!

[zemnarihah]

i rlly am gonna lose it one day on one of these fandom bloggers who put their shipping content in band tags WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT

#i get it like the post is always abt how like. just like heaven is sooooo byler or whatever. but i just. why not JUST put that in the #directly relevant tags. i do not want to see it #do u know what i saw today on my very own dashboard. rick and morty art. shipping content. in the black sabbath tab bc it vaguely reference #iron man. i replied and politely asked if it needed to be in that tag and they got pissy w me lol #ive done that before mainly w stranger things blogs bc for some reason they are ALWAYS in the cure tag and they always like very sheepishly #apologize and take it out of the tag bc they like. know. that its annoying #I WAS NICE TOO like i didnt even make fun of them for posting rick and morty shipping art which i had every right to do bc it was very much #out of their lane #like i think ppl have the right to do cringe shit and i wont make fun of them for it as long as they arent actively bugging me. #but it was very much actively bugging me and i was STILL NICE #like i feel like as a rick and morty fan in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty three u have to have some sense of self awareness #right? but i guess not. i mean i guess everyone left has literally no shame #anyway after that interraction i just sighed and blocked them and moved on and literally one scroll later what do i see. a post #abt how just like heaven is soooooo byler #in my dash bc its in the cure tag. #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! #die one thousand deaths!

[hayaku14]

thinking about this kaishin magazine cover like

kaishin dressing up together. kaishin naked together. (they could've dressed up in different rooms tho? IDC THEY DRESSED UP TOGETHER)

kaito in the kid suit but without the hat and monocle like that's really all just kaito there and similarly shinichi putting on the bowtie reminiscent of conan but it's all just shinichi there. then again it could also mean kid and conan will always be part of who they are

KAITO WITH NO GLOVES OH GOD OH FUCK

KAITO LEANING ON SHINICHI??? WHAT THE FUCK

KAITO LEANING ON SHINICHI WITH NO GLOVES????? OH FUCK WHAT THE GOD OH FUCK

that shinichi fit, the toned down blue and red from his originally bright colored suit and bowtie......😳

kaito with his hip jutted out like that??? SIR.

shinichi's background are books and kaito's is what seems to be a jewelry box oooohh the big brainery happening behind them

me seeing their reflection on the mirror thinking about how easy it would be for kaito to just slip his hand around shinichi's waist and tuck his chin on shinichi's shoulder, watch shinichi attempt to fix his bow on the mirror and kaito inevitably fixing it for him, looking up at shinichi with the biggest grin and shinichi pressing his lips against his as a thank you

me seeing the inside of kaito's suit thinking how easy it would be for shinichi to let his hand slip and explore around kaito's body, trying to avoid activating his little gadgets like it's a game, holding kaito's gaze with a smirk on his face, moving forward to carefully remove kaito's suit jacket off, his neck right in front of kaito who licks and leaves a mark on his bare skin just cause he can

also maybe the mirror symbolizes that they're mirror images of each other?????

KAITO AND SHINICHI. IN ONE FRAME. TOGETHER. RAAAAHHHHHH

implied, they've seen each other's face. implied, they're not hostile therefore they must have talked and have come to an understanding. implied, they know each other's identity. implied, inevitably they will be making out after this i don't make the rules they just will.

#kaishin #kuroba kaito #kudou shinichi #dcmk #detective conan #dc prattles #I KEEP STARING AT THIS #LIKE THEY'RE REALLY TOGETHER. KAITO AND SHINICHI. NOT KID AND CONAN. IN ONE FRAME. #I LOOK AND DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS #I LOOK AGAIN AND THEY RESURRECT ME FOR ANOTHER THOUSAND LIVES #RAAAAAAAHHHHHH #god i love kaishin in formal attire #theyre so stupid sexy handsome #i need them to kiss each other silly and make each other laugh so bad uggggh i love them ;-; #thank you anan mag 🙏

[frecklystars]

Shannon: hey I offered your services, would that be ok? :)

Driver, eyes widening slightly with murderous intent: yeah ok

#ryan gosling #bryan cranston #carey mulligan #drive 2011 #drive #drive driver #drive bts #💕♬♪ ♡ I do nothing but think of you - ̗̀💙🔨 ̖́- #my video #videos #irene #shannon #love notes #flash forward to driver shaking shannon and screaming I SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOU #'DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS WALTER WHITE' #'WHY DO YOU GOTTA FFFFFFFUCK EVERYTHING UP SHANNON' #still the best line

[zonkedtothemax]

you gonna cry about it :(

#second ever original art post #sound off #5 years on this wretched site. i broke my lurker streak for this #mfw im a fruity ass mouse and the sad cowboy movie hits a little too close to home #(i have not watched brokeback mountain) #but my mom and a good friend of mine did. so until i do #thats close enough for comic work #anyway thank you mouse enjoyers for keeping my spirits up post reboot cancellation #i will miss it always <3 #alright tag time #pinky and the brain #animaniacs reboot #brinky #animaniacs 2020 #pinky and the brain reboot #do i tag this as brokeback mountain? #or will they be scared by my insane rats #also tumblr image crunchiness die one thousand painful deaths #pro tip for anyone trying to edit a post and reupload higher quality images. #dont name both the crunchy and sharp files the same first word. #for whatever reason #tumblr shits its pants if you do #the file name for both of them started with 'mice' #and the sharp one only went through when i renamed it #love this website but it sucks bad #ok essay clear. (fart sfx) #FUCK i forgot my own tag #my art

[pikslasrce]

why is this so complicated 😭😭😭😭

#my brain is lagging i feel like a windows vista computer trying to execute a complex program #wtf are cut lines wtf are file types does the printing shop accept .tif files bc thats the only one that works w vectors in krita #i am going to die a thousand deaths i thought it was going to be SIMPLE 😭😭😭 #piksla.txt

[silenthillbunni]

also i just hate new year's eve bc all i can think abt is that today millions of animals in the world will die and be traumatized bc of fireworks. i despise fireworks sooooo much

#i used to love fireworks but it's so bad for animals and the environment #what rlly made it for me was that #one year i saw an article and a video #that showed THOUSANDS of dead birds lying on the streets of paris #they had been so scared their hearts stopped #animal death isnt worth some braindead humans going 'ahhh pretty' #:(((( i just think abt all those animals today.... theyre so scared. and many of them die #so awful i hate this day

[sealdeer]

you're always with me

#in light of the news w infinity train i felt like i had to draw something #i hate you hbomax die one thousand DEATHS #infinity train

[tearlessrain]

every time there’s a fucked up greasy emo man with a rancid personality in media people are so shocked to learn that people are into him. of course people want to fuck gortash do you think kylo stans and snapewives were a mass hallucination or something. just let them be it’s fine.

#if this is the hill you choose to die on you will die a thousand deaths #there will always be another one and he will always have a dedicated group of people who are into him

[softwaluigi]

god forbid a man have whimsy

#emilart #oc:thingy #pikmin #pikmin 4 #leafling #leafling oc #pikmin oc #really happy with how this one came out <3 #first thingy drawn on my home pc #meaning csp babey!! may photoshop die a thousand deaths <3

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

im literally done being nice bye i hope your clothes are always damp and smelly

#die One Thousand Deaths #aethers rants

[sailorsally]

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#since I talked in the tags a lil before #i also need to say that the political situation in Georgia has been a big pile of shit lately #that’s mostly why I don’t have the energy to engage with anything atm #everything is so hopeless #I just try to play video games these days to take my mind off stuff #but to explain it a bit #there is this one law the parliament already tried to pass last year but then didn’t because thousands came out to rally against it #the law is about ‘foreign agents’ and it’s directly copied from kremlin’s law in Russia #where the govt basically uses it to just cleanse the country from anyone they don’t like #So now this law is back and they have voted a yes two times #and will vote a yes third time #which is absolutely devastated news for anyone here #because if this law is instituted #basically say bye to foreign scholarships #to ngos financed from foreign countries that work to protect queer and trans peeps #rehabilitate refugees domestic violence victims etc #there will be no new roads in removed highland villages that rely mostly on international financial aid #no education opportunities for poor kids etc #this law literally equals death #and it will be heavily used to just cleanse Georgia of people who don’t think like Kremlin #and I am so fucking scared rn #There have been protests for 3 days #tens of thousands of people on the streets #but parliaments just keeps ignoring people #Or using police brutality against them #they are beating people up #jailing them for peaceful protests etc #it’s absolute nightmare #I’m just so tired of Russia #why won’t they die with everyone who supports them I wanna cry

[rosykims]

it is genuinely so hilarious and sad watching "solas slightly approves" pop up for the 17th time in 5 minutes solely bc you asked him the most mundane of questions like. hyperfixated girlblogger coded

#he'd be the type of mutual who responds to every askbox message with 'THANK U LOVE U [NAME] <3' 'THANKS NONNIE MWAH <3' DFGHJGHDFGJK #tay plays dai #listen i get hating solas i get wanting him to die one thousand increasingly embarrassing painful stupid deaths #but its so funyn seeing people on reddit saying he just hates them for no reason #bc its like #u need ONE. ONEEEEE singular approval point w him in tresspasser to get his 'nice' interaction. the bar is really that low #and hes throwing out those slight approvals like halloween candy just for letting him infodump to u . its just funny to me idk

[pinkys-plan]

I have made a perilous mistake, I fear.

You see, for this film, I have a large number of identical very small red pins. I have been quite careful with making sure I keep them all in one area so I don’t lose track of them and end up with ten thousand pin wounds, as it would be very easy for one to disappear without me noticing it only for it to reappear in my foot at some point in the nebulous future. There is one, however, that I have painted black for film reasons and don’t keep as close an eye on it because it stands out.

My issue is that ALL of my pins are currently red, and there is no sign of the black one anywhere.

So uh. Shit.

#I’m going to die a thousand deaths at the hands of this one pin #pinky’s personal journal

[marinehero]

Stares off into the distance. Garp believes in Luffy so much. Believe isn't even the right word, he knows. He knew Roger. He knows if there's anyone who's going to do it, it's Luffy. He knew it early on and it terrified him. Just as he knew Roger's sotry, he knows how this story ends. He's terrified. He loves his grandson. He knows who he works for. He knows the powers in charge. But Luffy kept proving the world wrong again and again and again and even he couldn't deny anymore that if there's anyone who can make it and survive, it's Luffy. He's so damn proud, he always has been. Luffy's going to be the one and he knows it to be a fact as given as the sea.

#{ ooc } ✗ 「 wenp reporter 」 #[ logs on for the first time in a while #[ immedietly sees lala's reply to the bingo #[ has a real normal one for a moment #[ RAGH. garp going im proud of him @ sengoku garp saying you haven't seen anything yet at the levely #[ garp constantly being shown of being proud and happy for luffy when he's not. around luffy. raaghhhhhhhh #[ he is so messed up #[ i will die on the hill that when shirahoshi referred to him by 'luffy's grandfather' instead of 'vice-admiral garp' 'garp the fist/hero'- #[ -etc. was one of the best days in his life. this man is a living legend and he'll go down in history as luffy's grandfather and he'd be #[ so damn happy ab it #[ gh! fucked up old man learn how to show how much you love your family to your family instead of your coworkers Now!!! #[ gh. okay normal moment is over <- sorray guys im dying a thousand deaths and havent rp'd in so long :( #[ every know in then i will think ab my fucked up old man from the trenches (gh. get me out of here) and i will be so os normal about it #[ Sighs. once again apologizes for absences and hopes everyone taking care

[northwest-by-a-train]

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#when I was a teacher abroad one of my students died #I'm still torn up about it #and seeing children die by the thousands...... it would take 28 years were I to attend one funeral a day for them #when she died the whole town got together and watched the procession with her tiny pink coffin #I wish for every Palestinian to get a state they can safely mourn in as I was given the possibility to #and for that state to exist the state of Israel must be gone from the earth entirely. #its embassies turned to museums its weapons melted down for scrap its flags buried its executioners growing old shunned by the world entire #they deserve something worse than jail and death. contempt and silence and spit upon the ground wherever their names are heard

[goatsandgangsters]

one of my big ah-ha moments about my taste in fictional romance and why a lot of fictional romances feel eh to me is that I don't like romance, I like intimacy

(which I don't mean ~euphemistically, I'm talking KNOWING a person. understanding them)

and to me, a good fictional romance should be BUILT on that cornerstone of intimacy and knowing, and many are. but there are also a lot of fictional romances that use big flowery love declarations or extremely cinematic kisses or grand demonstrations as a kind of shorthand, in lieu of a subtler intimacy. but if the character work isn't there to underpin it, then... it's just a bunch of words that sound nice and quotable but don't ultimately mean anything?

romance, to me, is in the quiet moments, not the loud ones

#the thing about a lot of big grandiose love declaration quotes #is that I'm not personally interested in characters promising to die a thousand deaths at the hands of a thousand swords #if the characters don't. like. KNOW each other? if there isn't a fundamental Being Known? #to me the most Grippingly Romantic lines are ones that would sound so plain and ordinary out of context #but are SO specific to the characters and in-context show SUCH an understanding between them #......this is also making me realize that I don't really daydream about my blorbos kissing much #but I DO daydream about my blorbos Experiencing Vulnerability in front of the other. like CONSTANTLY #treasure tropes