#dndhat spoilers

[natcat5]

I love you goofy looking aarakocra, dragonborn and tabaxi. I love you hiring bridgerton guy just to be hot and untouchable and having his first major scene staged so that one tiddy is always artfully exposed. I love you well choreographed fight scenes and a beautifully chaotic representation of six seconds of combat. I love you compelling plot point of attunement requiring a successful role with your spellcasting modifier. I love you solving puzzles by shoving round p(ainting)egs into square holes. I love you forcing Justice Smith to do a British accent for no reason. I love you level 20 NPCs who can’t help the party against the big bad for ambiguous reasons. I love you bigby’s hand slap fights. I love you Nat 20s on potato attacks. I love you owlbears, mimics and gelatinous cubes. I love you dragons, I love you dungeons. I love you dnd movies that love dnd.

#nat watches dndhat #dndhat #dnd movie spoilers #dnd movie #dndhat spoilers #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons movie #man i wish there was a consistent agreed on tag i truly cannot tag all the permeations #d&d honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #natchat5 #dnd #honor among thieves

[jay-wasstuff]

Jarnathan on why they need the brick wall in the Council room:

#dnd movie #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat #dnd #edgin the bard #edgin darvis #holga kilgore #dungeons and dragons #honor among thieves #dndhat spoilers #tw swearing #also officially it is Jarnathan but i too thought it was Jonathan

[5ftboy]

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Blooper Reel

#dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dndhat #dndhatedit #michelle rodriguez #justice smith #sophia lillis #chris pine #daisy head #dndhat spoilers #justicesmithedit #mine ** #eating all the behind the scenes content like its a five course meal . #also justice's being the victim of all these accidents . my good sir . #1k ** #5k **

[verityblack]

When we finished watching honor among thieves, I turned to my friends and said that I really enjoyed it, and that it was better than the old dungeons and dragons movie.

One friend turned to me and said “they were in the movie you know? In the tournament as a cameo!”

I looked at him very confused because I did not remember this lot being a team in the games but guessed I must have missed them.

Man was fuckin talking about the cartoon.

Like no bro, im talking about the 2000s movie dungeons and dragons,, I have not seen the 80s cartoon. ALSO THAT IS NOT A MOVIE,, that’s a tv show.

#dndhat #dnd movie #dnd honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #d&d honor among thieves #honor among thieves #dadhat #d&d movie #dungeons and dragons 2000 #dungeons and dragons movie #spoilers probably #dnd movie spoilers #dndhat spoilers #honor among thieves spoilers #dnd honor among thieves spoilers

[lastoneout]

Spoilers but imo the one thing the DnD movie got more right than anything else is how the death of the main funny character is always a complete gut-punch that leaves you sobbing like a fucking baby.

Like they give us a barbarian named Holga Kilgore who's introductory scene is her beating the shit out of a guy for interrupting her potato time and when she died I cried so hard I could barely see the screen. 100/10. Peak DnD. No notes at all.

#dndhat #dungeons and dragons #dnd movie #holga the barbarian #holga kilgore #dnd movie spoilers #spoilers #dnd spoilers #dndhat spoilers #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves spoilers #dnd hat #dnd hat spoilers #please give me 500 more films exactly like this

[offonaherosjourney]

I watched Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves a second time and guess what.

First time? Loved the movie.

Second time, however? LOVED IT EVEN MORE.

After thinking about it for a bit I realized that the first time I watched it I spent the whole movie bracing for Edgin and Holga to inevitably fall in love because... well, that's what always happens. And then they didn't. So, when I rewatched the movie, since I wasn't unconsciously bracing myself for a forced romance plot I enjoyed everything so much more??

#basically i knew i didn't need to worry about the destination so i enjoyed the journey so much more #dndhat #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons #honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dnd #dndhat spoilers #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves spoilers #nym's posts

[nimuetheseawitch]

Someone (not me) should write a fic where Xenk keeps justifying to himself why he's tagging along on Edgin's adventures. He justifies it with things like Holga just came back from the dead or Doric is busy and they need a healer along or he's been where they're going and he's the best person around to guide them, but really he's slowly falling in love with them. And I really do mean them. Edgin is nice and all, but the family is what he's falling in love with. And maybe, at the end, he and Ed can get together, but the important thing is that he's family.

#dndhat #dndhat spoilers #xenk yendar #edgin darvis #edgin x xenk #xenk & family

[erosrageclaw]

nothing will ever be funnier than karlach's infernal engine being one of the most obvious, immediately fixable problems in dungeons and dragons due to the existence of a quadrillion different ways to resurrect people while also simultaneously completely healing their bodies, to the point where the entire plot of the dungeons and dragons movie that came out literal months before the game, set during the same year as the game, is about a dude searching for one of the aforementioned methods and using it to successfully resurrect a giant ripped barbarian chick

the best part about all of this is if you try to follow this logic in game and just kill karlach and then revive her when you first meet her, it will literally work and complete wyll's quest, and no one bothers karlach for the rest of the game, because she died and it technically fixed everything

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #honor amongst thieves spoilers #dnd honor amongst thieves spoilers #dndhat spoilers #if this still spoils the dnd movie for u thats not my fault look at all my tags #karlach #dungeons and dragons honor amongst thieves spoilers

[seiya-starsniper]

Saw Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves. Brb, currently crying in found family feelings

#dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons #honor among thieves #dndhat spoilers #<- blacklist that tag if you don't want spoilers #honestly I am so thrilled with this movie #it was fun #there were lots of great dynamics #and amazing jokes #20/10 would see again

[maydaymadier]

How Old Is Xenk Yendar?

hello, so I don’t think I was paying that close attention to the timeline but

- Holga says the Elk Tribe battle with the dragon cultists was a hundred years ago - BUT the last of the elks to see Xenk before handing over the helm sees him as a grown adult IN HIS CURRENT ARMOR - So I just sort of guessed that maybe he was an elf/half-elf but we have Simon and a few of the wood elves (very briefly) for comparison and Xenk doesn’t have pointy ears at all, the only unusual thing abt him is the rune on his forehead. - HOWEVER we do see with the Theyan assassins in the Underdark that they still look entirely human (they’re just goth, just some goth fellas on a mission) while being undead - The line is “It is no simple feat to kill that which is already dead” before the assassins get back up - Conclusion:

the big freaky death cloud only makes you a mindless zombie if you’re engulfed in it, otherwise exposure makes you some sort of revenant.  Therefore Xenk may actually be undead.  Maybe not on the same level/in the same way as the assassins considering he’s definitely aged.  But this has some juicy implications for being undead and how it interacts with paladin features

#my post #dndhat #dndhat spoilers #xenk yendar

[buppydoll]

I FUCKING CRIED AGAIN LIKE OH MY GODDD EVERY TIME IT FUCKING GETS ME DNDHAT SPOILERS

BUT OOUUGGH WHENDF HOLGA DIES AND THE DRAGONFLY LANDS ON EDGINS HAND SYMBOLIZING ZIA’S NEW LIFE/THE MEMORY WHEN ZIA LET THE DRAGONFLY OUT OF THE HOUSE AND TELLING EDGIN SOMETIMES HE JUST HAS TO LET GO AND THEN IT FLIES OFF HIS HAND AND IT SHOWS ALL THOSE MOMENTS OF KIRA GROWING UP WITH HOLGA AND HER BEING A PARENTAL/GUARDIAN FIGURE AND BEING THERE FOR HER SO MUCH AND OH MY GODDD IT MAKES ME TEAR UP BUT WHEN EDGIN REALIZES ITS TIME TO LET GO AND BRINGS HOLGA BACK WITH THE TABLET AND FHE FIRST THING SHE SAYS IS DONT TELL ME U WASTED IT ON ME AND WHY WOULD U DO THAT OH MY GOD!!! IT MAKES ME FULL ON SOB I LOVE HOLGA THAT LINE MAKES ME SO SAD mg dgod… i love her so much sniffles… she doesnt realize how important she is and how much they need her… she doesnt realize how fucking great she is GODDOD i know she prob also thought that way because she wanted him to use it on zia but. i like reading into things too much and also with it being so long and zia having a new life if what xenk said is true it makes so much more sense to use it on holga who just died and has been a huge part of kiras life BUT SHE DOEDNT EVEN KNOW holga im holding u in the palms of my hands

#dndhat spoilers

[jay-wasstuff]

My favourite scene had to be when they were all trapped with a fat ass dragon trying to kill them as water started to fill up the cave at a dangerous rate and Edgin was desperately trying to plan their escape, and as this was happening Xenk was just in the back chilling and turned on by Edgin LMFAOOO

Like the stare? the smirk? the smile? He has a competency kink please. This man was not at all bothered by Themberchaud or drowning to death because he knew he was safe with a certain 'harper shaking off his slumber' with him, if you rewatch this scene he's just heart eyeing him the entire time in the background, and that's why it's my favourite scene

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Bonus angry wet cat Edgin reaction:

#its heart warming that Xenk just believed in Edgin so much and the way he said just a harper shaking off his slumber?? IM GONE! #dnd movie #dndhat #dnd honor among thieves #dnd #edgin darvis #xenk yendar #dungeons and dragons #honor among thieves #dndhat spoilers #xedgin #xenk x edgin #edgin x xenk

[5ftboy]

SIMON AUMAR the HALF-ELF SORCEROR Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

#dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #simon aumar #dndhat #dndhat spoilers #justice smith #justicesmithedit #dndhatedit #mine ** #tried to showcase cantrips & wild magic & spells but -- look at him go :-) #cw flashing #1k **

[sonofapunk]

once again thinking about the fact that the floor trap in dndhat was practical

#dndhat #dndhat spoilers #honor among thieves spoilers #GOD. #PRACTICAL EFFECTS MY BELOVED

[lastoneout]

Not to go on and on about how much I adore the DnD movie BUT it was also so fantastic to see such ridiculous plans in action? Like I've seen so many campaigns feature shenanigans of the highest order, like real loony tunes meets rube goldberg machine level nonsense, and so seeing Holga pry up a loose flagstone to use as a weapon in a last-ditch effort not to die and the entire scene where they use tree sap, a portal staff, and a painting to break into the treasure carriage was SO beautiful like that's the EXACT sort of plan that comes up when you give four people with assorted skills and random magical items a few minutes to figure something out and it's FANTASTIC.

#so many times in the film I was like 'yeah that's EXACTLY what the average dnd group would do' and it was AMAZING #dnd hat #dndhat #dnd 23 #spoilers #dnd movie spoilers #dndhat spoilers #dnd movie #you can tell the writers were having a blast #trying to think outside the box and make the plans follow player logic rather than like 'realistic' logic #like watching people cut down a tree with a dull butter knife

[molochka-koshka]

Soft spoken Bradley Cooper halfling in the dnd movie made me feel a way

#i cant expound on that #no clue what way #but halfling with a scruffy little beard or whatever is my new aesthetic #welcome to my life #dndhat spoilers