#d&d: honor among thieves

[natcat5]

I love you goofy looking aarakocra, dragonborn and tabaxi. I love you hiring bridgerton guy just to be hot and untouchable and having his first major scene staged so that one tiddy is always artfully exposed. I love you well choreographed fight scenes and a beautifully chaotic representation of six seconds of combat. I love you compelling plot point of attunement requiring a successful role with your spellcasting modifier. I love you solving puzzles by shoving round p(ainting)egs into square holes. I love you forcing Justice Smith to do a British accent for no reason. I love you level 20 NPCs who can’t help the party against the big bad for ambiguous reasons. I love you bigby’s hand slap fights. I love you Nat 20s on potato attacks. I love you owlbears, mimics and gelatinous cubes. I love you dragons, I love you dungeons. I love you dnd movies that love dnd.

#nat watches dndhat #dndhat #dnd movie spoilers #dnd movie #dndhat spoilers #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons movie #man i wish there was a consistent agreed on tag i truly cannot tag all the permeations #d&d honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #natchat5 #dnd #honor among thieves

[liamfaoisidhe]

Honor Among Theives...

As text posts!

(I'm still sitting on so many because I can't get images of the exact scenes they correlate with, sob)

#dnd honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #dnd: honor among thieves #d&d honor among thieves #honor among thieves #as memes #dnd honor among theives as text posts #d&d: honor among theives as text posts #honor among theives as text posts #simon the sorcerer #xenk the paladin #doric the druid #holga the barbarian #edgin the bard

[starlitcityy]

These are my only posts that do well lmao

#dnd: honor among thieves #dnd hat #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons movie #dndhat #dnd #dnd movie #d&dhat #d&d: honor among thieves #d&d hat #simon aumar #doric x simon #doric the druid #edgin darvis #xenk yendar #xedgin #the forge guy #holga the barbarian #holga kilgore #simon the sorcerer #aubear

[maarigolds]

I, for one, am really glad that we as a society are finally starting to understand the importance of bards

Honorable mention:

#the witcher #jaskier #willow #graydon hastur #dnd #d&d #honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #dungeons & dragons #edgin darvis #chris pine #stranger things #eddie munson #joseph quinn #joey batey

[pepperf]

These are the chapter house stairs in Wells Cathedral. Someday I’d love to do a supercut of every time these show up on screen. Apparently a lot of filmmakers think they’re perfect for their hero to race up or down while escaping the castle, or to have a swordfight on. They’ve appeared in every other Robin Hood movie or TV series, and anything else where they want a medieval castle feel and some derring-do.

I first noticed them in 1984, when Robin of Sherwood ran up them, took a sharp right through a doorway, and met Maid Marion for the first time. I saw them most recently in Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves - and sat up and went “Aww!”, because they might be 700 years old, but they’re also old friends by this point.

#robin of sherwood #dndhat #dnd movie #wells cathedral #stairs fandom #???idk #d&d: honor among thieves #jfc what tag do we use for that movie there are a billion

[cordership]

If we ever get another D&D movie and have some actual play peeps cameo in it, I would want Brennan, Aabria, and Matt cast as “trio/quartet (if we could get Jasmine too) of arguing wizards”, and anyone who’s seen the Game Masters of Exandria Roundtable immediately understands what I mean.

Brennan would probably be interrogating some nonsensical illogic surrounding the behavior of a person and/or organization, which, on a Doylist level would be him examining the worldbuilding.

Aabria would be starting BEEF.

Matt would be exasperatedly trying to mediate and deescalate.

#dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #dnd:hat #dndhat #dnd: honor among thieves #d&d:hat #d&dhat #d&d: honor among thieves #dimension 20 #critical role #worlds beyond number #brennan lee mulligan #mathew mercer #aabria iyengar #jasmine bhullar

[hmslusitania]

Deleted Scenes from the Underdark

Ed: ugh that guy is the worst I can’t believe I’m gonna sleep with him

Holga: I mean, you don’t have to

Ed: no, I’m gonna

Xenk: heard that too ☺️

#dnd hat #d&d: honor among thieves #chris pine is a bard #xedgin #incorrect quotes #I had so much fun at this movie

[cxttlefishcxller]

Okay I have been searching for someone to say it BUT IT'S GOTTA BE SAID

My favorite thing about D&D: Honor Among Thieves is that Edgin is ABSOLUTELY the character whose player *intended* to be the Slutty Bard when he rolled his stats, but ended up accidentally becoming Team Dad over the course of the campaign when he kept having to motivate and herd his team like a bunch of chaotic cats.

If that isn't the most D&D shit I've ever sEEN

#honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #dndhat #honestly you build a backstory all you want but the campaign is more character development than you'll ever do on your own #d&d

[theoldgaylion]

I hope Edgin and Xenk are having great filthy sex right now

#d&d: honor among thieves #honor among thieves #edgin darvis #xenk yendar #edgin x xenk #xenk x edgin #as soon they interacted I KNEW their potential #xedgin

[eph-em-era]

As much as I'd love the DND movie sequel to be with the same characters

What if they had the same actors playing different classes/characters. It'd be a fantastic acting challenge and I know some of them would absolutely relish the swaps and go wild with them

#d&d: honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons movie

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Character Posters

#this looks really cool #d&d: honor among thieves #edgin darvis #holga kilgore #simon aumar #doric the druid #xenk yendar #forge fitzwilliam #sofina the red wizard #character posters

[treesspeaklatin]

Words of affirmation 

"Edgin, the way you defeated that monster was remarkable. Your lute, crashing down on its derriere, produced a heavenly melody, proof of your talent both as an adventurer and as a musician."

Edgin rolls his eyes.

Failure.

Acts of Service 

"Xenk, you didn't have to make soup." 

"I gladly obliged."

"No, you really didn't have to. It's burned." 

Failure. 

Receiving gifts 

"What the hell is that."

"The Stone of Deep Sleep. It makes you sleep for three consecutive days." 

"Xenk."

"You said you had difficulty falling asleep."

"Xenk."

Failure.

Quality time 

"Hey, Xenk, what are you doing here?"

"I felt the need for your companionship."

"Xenk. Uh, here again."

"I felt the need for your companionship."

"Here he comes, straight ahead."

"I felt the need-"

"Ugh!"

Failure.

Physical contact 

"Can you tell me what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Having difficulty expressing my sincere romantic devotion towards you, I did some enlightening reading discovering that love has five languages. I was trying to figure out which one you express yourself in so-"

Edgin's mouth crashes into Xenk's. Edgin's entire body also crashes against Xenk's. 

"The language of idiots, that's the one," Edgin mumbles.

Finally, a success.

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This time I cheated a bit and wrote a double drabble of 200 words. Prompt was "Xenk reading about love languages and trying to discover Edgin's ones" by karamazovsister. All my xedgin drabbles are on ao3.

#xedgin #xedgin fic #dungeon and dragons honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #honor among thieves #edgin darvis #xenk yendar #dnd movie #d&d movie

[liamfaoisidhe]

I finally made more memes!

#xenkin #xenk the paladin #edgin x xenk #xenk yendar #edgin darvis #edgin the bard #sofina #holga kilgore #holga the barbarian #dnd honor among thieves #dnd:hat #dnd: honor among thieves #d&d: honor among theives as text posts #d&d honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #dnd honor among theives as text posts #simon the sorcerer #simon aumar #dnd memes #as memes

[starlitcityy]

Might as well make another one, eh?

#dnd: honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #simon aumar #simon the sorcerer #holga the barbarian #holga kilgore #edgin the bard #edgin darvis #the forge guy #doric the druid #xenk yendar #xenk the paladin #dndhat #honor among thieves #d&dhat

[kartsie]

I really liked Dungeons and Dragons: honor among thieves but I did wish that Doric looked a smidge more Tiefling like

#my art #dungeons and dragons #d&d #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #d&d: honor among thieves #d&d:hat #doric the druid #doric #tiefling #digital art

[iffeelscouldkill]

After rewatching Honor Among Thieves I couldn't help but notice that Kira is still warm and affectionate towards Holga while thinking that her dad abandoned her for riches. But they were both on the heist, and both were gone from her life for two years while locked up in jail, so why does her dad get the brunt of the bitter emotions?

You could theorise that Kira and Holga had a stronger bond to begin with that it was harder for her absence to dent, but Forge also had two years to turn Kira against both of her parental figures, and yet it seems like he only bothered to lie about Edgin. Why? Did he position Holga as collateral damage in Edgin's terrible plan, and that's why Kira doesn't see her as culpable? Did he bother to mention her at all?

When Edgin accuses Forge of setting a trap for him and Holga, Forge corrects him by saying that the trap was for him and Simon. So did he not see Holga as a threat?

#I have many questions about this #Simon was supposedly a mediocre sorcerer whereas Holga is... Holga #so why bother trapping the apparently weaker one of the two? #and you KNOW that if Holga had been free and discovered Forge's deception she would have annihilated him #and not stopped at anything to free Edgin #so why not trap her? #so many questions #D&D HAT #DnD HAT #D&D movie #DnD movie #Honor Among Thieves #D&D: Honor Among Thieves #Dungeons & Dragons movie #Dungeons and Dragons movie #DnD Honor Among Thieves #Honor Among Thieves meta #Holga Kilgore #Edgin Darvis #Kira Darvis #Forge Fitzwilliam