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askdrdavidbanner · 1 year

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🌟 RP Starters As Quotes From The Incredible Hulk 🌟

All quotes are from The Incredible Hulk (1978-1982) that I could remember off the top of my head. Adjust quotes as needed, gender, name, pronouns, etc. Feel free to reblog. - Mun

#01: 🥺 “I’ve never seen you hiding here before.”

#02: 🤢 “You’re still a little green.”

#03: 😤 “It doesn’t work that way, I can’t control it!”

#04: 😇 “People never die, as long as someone remembers them.”

#05: 😰 “Did HE hurt you?”

#06: 😈 “Please, let me kill it. Make it happen again.”

#07: 😢 “Maybe I belong in a cage.”

#08: 💪 “You possess a powerful force.”

#09: ☢️ “Don’t make me angry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

#10: 🤕 “I wish I could. At times it would come in real handy.”

#11: 😱 “For god’s sake, don’t do it!”

#12: 😏 “I doubt that her taste is that bad.”

#13: 👾 “The game’s gone on long enough, it’s over!”

#14: 🐇 “Lewis Carroll’s an old friend of mine.”

#15: 💉 “If they give you one more injection you’re going to die!”

#16: 😓 “Please believe me, I won’t… I won’t hurt you.”

#17: ⚔️ “The power of the creature has gone beyond the courts. I must be the judge and the jury.”

#18: 🔫 “You haven’t turned into that beast! That’s what I’m after now.”

#19: 🤍 “My eyes were white!”

#20: 🐺 “Aren’t you afraid of being hunted, hurting other people?”

#21: 🦯 “Forgive me, doctor, but I’m the one that’s blind.”

#22: 😡 “Touch me again and I might get angry!”

#23: 🫡 “Listen to me. [name] is not a killer!”

#24: 🧐 “It’s one of the characteristics of my metamorphoses.”

#25: 😞 “He doesn’t mean to it just happens.”

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sskk-ao3feed · 9 months

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How many autistic homicidal maniacs do you need to ask a mentally unstable clown out? (Definitely more than 2)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/KWd2XTZ by snortedcokewithyermom (7: 19 pm) Nikolai: Wanna see my huge gun 🔫🔫 [picture attached] You: Oh, it’s a real gun. Nikolai: I killed 3 people with it 😇 You: Colour me impressed. Nikolai: Finally, someone sensible on here! - OR Fyodor has a touch of tism so he asks Dazai (who definitely doesn't have a touch of tism) to help him ask a sane gentelman out (Nikolai), and then Chuuya gets involved, and Jouno, and Tecchou, and Ranpo, and Edgar and... Words: 2103, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Jouno Saigiku (Bungou Stray Dogs), Suehiro Tecchou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs) Relationships: Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Jouno Saigiku/Suehiro Tecchou (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu & Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Autistic Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), internalized ableism, but just a bit!, Mentions of Mental Illness, I'm at it again, The Author Regrets Nothing, Author Is Sleep Deprived, Online Dating, Idiots in Love, Or just idiots, basically everyone helps fyolai get together, Fluff and Humor, Not Beta Read, bc I'm too impatient to wait for my beta, blame it on ADHD (: read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/KWd2XTZ

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baekhvuns · 2 years

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Surely they hoped for someone to see the truck, right? Unless... it was a mistake and they were supposed to release the info officially first 😭 either way it's hilarious.

I know many idols get happy when they recognise fans, but you don't have to be there EVERY FUCKING DAY. Speaking of insane fan calls white people have no fucking shame?! What the fuck is this, they're insane. Goddddd?!

Me trying to beat the furry allegations... I don't like anthropomorphic animals please 😭 and I don't wanna be one. Although life might have been easier if I was a furry animal, lol.

I read about someone's experience at Shinee's M&G and Jonghyun touched one fanboy's hair?! How do you win at life so hard. The first concert was a blur tbh, I was young, my first kpop gig and it was Shinee 💙 I was shocked by the way concerts in Japan look like. Then I damaged my shating star at the London concert 😭 if Shinee has an event while I'm in SK I'll be there front row, a week before idc, gonna camp. Btw 😆

Oh my driver will be in his baldie era soon... can't believe we're finally entering BTS enlistment era :o insane Amrchairs are going rabid, it's not good out there...

Yes, I like blondies with fangs and what about it...

Right it's all about the production, Japanese tracks have different rhythm, but Inception in Japanese is so good, a great anime opening imo! Some people aren't used to Japanese music I guess. And many JP tracks are different than the usual KR comebacks too. With Ateez I love Dreamers and Still Here - I try to remember Korean SH exists, because Mingi's part is really nice, but I'm too in love with the OG

The weird ass kitten birthing show is called Brand New Cherry Flavour, it's so gross and hilarious, but my god we're going a bit too far...

YES MISS BAEK I'M A LOYAL AND MONOGAMOUS PERSON! 😇

Angel Hwa... interesting that you asked me to choose between 😇 and 🧛‍♂️ I chose the latter and he showed up looking like a whole ass heavenly creature 😶

I don't even like simple suits, but Seonghwa always gets nice ones and yeah I'm just his trash :V in the ranking of lawyers Seonghwa is never up there, but at least he looks great. Maybe he'll visit us in jail

I hope SM artists deliver during the Halloween party, KIM KIBUM I'M WAITING FOR YOUR COSTUME. Some NCT guys had cool or funny costumes in the past too. SM was pissed at the visa thing 🙈 it's just fucked up. Not that European kpop festivals are well organised, but at least artists can get here lmao. This tweet I'm dysjshdhshsnahdjss

I'm so sorry I didn't want to imagine this Clannad AU, but it's imagining itself ;____;

LOOK AT THAT NOSE I'm!!!

Ah shit miss Jennie what do you want from me 😳

This is what we call duality, huh?

Mr Kai pls

Why is this mf so goddamn cute. I love that Hwa eats up not only on, but offstage as well.

I got "lovecore" on the quiz you sent, but that was so wrong, so retook it and got "cryptidcore" now that's better! What did you get 👁👁 - DV 💖

hi hello!!!

Surely they hoped for someone to see the truck, right? Unless... it was a mistake and they were supposed to release the info officially first 😭 either way it's hilarious.

LMFAOOOO ITS SO FUNNY 😭😭😭 they’re so endearing in the things they do it’s so cute rhwjhdwk

NO LITERALLY !!!! EXACTLY!!!! FBAJDH im sorry what the fuck is that????????? AYO WHAAAAT????? 😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫 how do u even COME UP WITH THAT AS UR PICKUP LINE ???? U DONT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE?? WHAT ABOUT THAT FART ONE ???? WHERE HAS CREATIVITY TAKEN US 😭😭

Me trying to beat the furry allegations... I don't like anthropomorphic animals please 😭 and I don't wanna be one. Although life might have been easier if I was a furry animal, lol.

UR NEVER ESCAPING THESE ALLEGATIONS BESTIE FBDBDB NEVER LETTING THAT AND WATER ANTI GO AWAY 😭😭😭 no bc ur right,,, constant love and affection as a furry animal??? im down <3

HOW DO THEY FEEL LIVING EVERYONES LIFE LIKE THAT RBAMDBWMEKKJDKS JONGHYUN ME NEXT IN UR NEXT LIFE !!!! omg it must’ve been crazy good 😭😭😭 a rave party, no but sm parties are either rave parties or strip shows or shinee no in betweenRNAKJDHD BESTIE U BETTER BE IN THE FRONT LINE !!! VIP AND SIGNED STUFF AND ALLL!!! ME WITH EXO I KEEP HEARING RUMOURS ABOUT THEIR CB AND TOUR AND CHANGMIN????? OFFICIALLY DILFED

Oh my driver will be in his baldie era soon... can't believe we're finally entering BTS enlistment era :o insane Amrchairs are going rabid, it's not good out there...

LMFAOOOO FBMWDHW BALDIE ERA 😭😭 IN TWO YEARS SBDB cherishing this thv atm

BESTIE DID U SEE THIS IM HOLLERING THEMFJWK no but im into this

omg stop bc what is this

Yes, I like blondies with fangs and what about it...

right!!!! there’s a little ✨oomph✨ about japanese tracks,, true!! most cb’s in japanese can easily be anime sound tracks,, STILL HERE JAPANESE VERSION >>>>>>> omg but better is so good!!! i prefer japanese version way more than the kr one,, SEONGHWA VOICE DROPPING TO MINGIS DEEP LEVEL ALWAYS GETS ME GOINGGG

The weird ass kitten birthing show is called Brand New Cherry Flavour, it's so gross and hilarious, but my god we're going a bit too far...

YES MISS BAEK I'M A LOYAL AND MONOGAMOUS PERSON! 😇

ARE U NOW 🔫🔫🔫 🤨🤨 and what if hwa long haired king 🔫

oh and 👀

Angel Hwa... interesting that you asked me to choose between 😇 and 🧛‍♂️ I chose the latter and he showed up looking like a whole ass heavenly creature 😶

LMFAOOOO 😭😭😭 I WILL KEEP THAT IN MIND WITH TWILIGHT TOO FBFBFB

no bc some whore in me comes out when i see ppl in suits and they legitimately look good and seonghwa just makes me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 LMFAOOOO HE’LL BRING HIS LUNCH AT THE JAIL WHEN HE VISITS AND IT BE THOSE CUTE BENTO BOXES TOO 😭😭

NO EXACTLY EVERYONE BETTER DELIVER WE BETTER GET COMPETITIVE AS HELL THIS IS NOT A TEAM WE ARE A COMPETITION !!!! omg that nun costume haechan did hANDS DOWN ONE OF THE BEST,,, LMFAOOOO UR RIGHT AT LEAST THEY CAN GET THERE pls i SAW THAT TWEET FHWJDHS AND IT IS I, I GHOST WROTE THIS

I'm so sorry I didn't want to imagine this Clannad AU, but it's imagining itself ;____;

LOOK AT THAT NOSE I'm!!!

BESTIEBHRWKHDKWHDWK STOP ITBWJFKWJFN

Ah shit miss Jennie what do you want from me 😳

she took my heart bestie asking for my life too bff change passwords first i will be first in line <3 girlie was so pretty at the concerts!

This is what we call duality, huh?

JVVFMWBDMS EVIL VS NICE TWIN HWA but the nice one is evil 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♀️ have a fic like this <3

Mr Kai pls

THIS GUY 😭😭😭 HE’S SO CUTE BUT SO DUMB I LOVE ITNEBNF

Why is this mf so goddamn cute. I love that Hwa eats up not only on, but offstage as well.

THIS AND HIS SPESHOL STAGIE IS THE CUTEST THING EVER but this ain’t cute 🤨

what’s that second slide 🤨

I got "lovecore" on the quiz you sent, but that was so wrong, so retook it and got "cryptidcore" now that's better! What did you get 👁👁 - DV 💖

omg??? cryptid core 👁👁

do u rmr this song 😭😭🤚🏼he really dances to the best songs

🙂

hear me out, hwa dragon au

oh! and is this not mr and mrs park hwa and yn

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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