#drinking and whoring

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Innokenti & Tomassin - The Wyld-Knight & The Sparrow Priest

Weary Innokenti, knight of the Wood, marauder, carouser, apostate faerie-thing:

Unhappy Tomassin, half-heavenly mistake, defiled, tormented, gentle beyond all measuring:

Poisoned by grief, bereft of your God and your Other, and denied the sacred order which was promised to you at the moment of your creation:

Struck silent by horror, unwanted by God, harrowed and abused and brought into this world to die:

Self-exiled from your home, to this alien place -

Chained to your flesh, in this alien place -

So hopeless, so desolate, so interminable is your existence:

So hopeless - so desolate - so interminable is your existence -

Perhaps, now, unexpectedly, like sunlight breaking through the brooding trees -

Perhaps, somehow, however undeserving you may be -

A kindness?

A mercy?

Soft footsteps have intruded upon the barren country of your heart, and around his feet the flowers grow.

Clever footfalls are heard within the empty cathedral of your heart, and it makes you wonder if it's anything like music.

He is nothing like you.

He is nothing like you: thank God.

You take his hand.

May God forgive you, as you let him take your hand.

#Innokenti and Tomassin had known each other for years but never really interacted because #you know #one was a whoring hard-drinking suicidally reckless faerie-knight and a dedicated pagan #and the other was the quiet gentle self-effacing castle priest who would rather die than inflict pain upon anyone #But Bastian (for his own reasons) turned them to face each other #and both of them were astonished at the like-heartedness they found #Bastian's plan to seduce them both was put on hold as they unexpectedly stumbled into each other #and it's been so good for both of them that now Bastian would kill anyone who tried to come between them #heretic #dice matters

[annarexcouture]

#gucci flip flops #bhad bhabie #cash me outside #girlblogging #girlblogger #this is a girlblog #the rich whores #danielle bregoli #purple drank #sizzurp #trill #lean drink #texas tea #asap forever #weeknd xo #the weekend #double cup #drugs tw #drug blog #drugblr #girls who do hard drugs #pillcore

[francy-sketches]

The villains wiki is so funny I love how it has a 'hobby' section which in daemon's case consists of 'causing chaos' and 'antagonizing otto hightower' good for him for having fun little side projects :)

#.txt #the aegon goals one is so funny #goals: avoid being crowned as king (failed) #does joffrey have hobbies hold on #'justifying his atrocities' so true #'torturing his subjects through ✨inventive ways✨' why are you praising his creativity 😭 #help why are half the characters here. is it just anyone who did anything slightly evil #WHAT DID MACE DO #i love bobby b's hobby section bc its like. drinking😈 whoring😈 spending time with his friends 💗 tormenting his squires 😈 #surprised that cersei's hobbies dont include 'being mean to tommen' #criston's hobby is 'following orders' girl that is not a hobby that's just your job #start doing yoga or smth maybe that will fix you #why is tywin the only normal one. hobbies: hunting. fishing. studying 💗 seems like a lovely old man :) #hold on i gotta make a separate post for this

[chicke-nsync]

The episode where house hires that kid actor to be Wilson's son made me so mad I was so fuckign happy to see Wilson bonding with (WHO HE THOUGHT WAS) his baby boy, it made me kick my legs and smile and a hee hee giggle and then Dr Fucking Cocksucker was like haha jk just a prank and yeah it worked out because Wilson was being a people pleasing weiner again but it still made me so sad because for a little bit Wilson looked so happy. House you fucking dick!!!!head!!!!!!! crushing his dreams like that. Worst fucking boyfriend ever. I swear y'all we could treat him so right

#house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #fucking screeching!!!!!! #fucking bitch!!!!!! whore!!!!!!! #toddler tantrum #rambles #i love them but omg sometimes house fuckigngn #someone needs to stomp his nuts in just once #im way too upset about this LMAO i need to drink some water

[pyrrhiccomedy]

How’s Tomassin doing? Besides, you know, wretched.

Surprisingly good actually? He's fallen in love with Innokenti, that blind and wild fairy-knight; who loves him in return. Bastian set them up, on the queer intuition that the two loneliest people he knew might have something meaningful to offer each other, despite their obvious differences.

It's very hard for Tomassin to be loved. It goes against the grain of that flinching thing at his heart to take up that much space in the world, to anyone. He will love - in quiet, aching solitude - very easily, and never ask for anything, or give any indication of his feelings. But how could he allow anyone to love him - blighted aberration that he is? How could that not be a great and selfish unkindness? What future could he offer someone, when he is on a forced march to kneel at God's feet and accept a seal of condemnation? How could he let someone open up a country in their heart for him, when he knows the touch of his feet upon its soil would poison the ground with salt?

But Innokenti had a blunt counter to all of Tomassin's objections: and had the nimbleness of mind, and perverse persistence, to make his case. Oh, you think you'd salt the earth inside his heart? Salt it, then: nothing grows here already, not anymore. At least you would be one living thing, in this vast and barren continent. Oh, you are afraid you couldn't offer him a future? He is fairy - what is the future to him? He lives in an endless present, and never thinks about tomorrow. You think you are condemned by your God: Innokenti has already been abandoned by his. He won't say that's not true or God doesn't hate you, Tomassin. What does he know about the Christian God? You could well be right. But he can hold your hand, in the darkness outside of salvation: and we could be a comfort to each other.

They've been very good for each other, since their love has been acknowledged between them. Innokenti has made Tomassin more comfortable in his own skin, more willing to speak up and less mortified to take up space; and Tomassin has made Innokenti more grounded, more patient, and more thoughtful. They are nearly inseparable, these days, and Tomassin's grief and shame over the unavoidable circumstance of his own existence has been undeniably, a little, alleviated.

#heretic #something nice actually happened to Tomassin! #Tomassin and Innokenti were absolutely the two most miserable people Bastian had ever met #and even though they couldn't appear to be more different - #Tomassin a quiet and haunted and faithful priest whose gentleness is so complete that he wouldn't defend himself against his own kidnappers #and Innokenti a drinking whoring wildly reckless pagan with a penchant for violence #Bastian saw something deeper in both of them that suggested they might be good for each other #they are both deeply philosophical - deeply spiritual - deeply in different ways engaged in radical empathy #their loneliness and grief and certainty that they exist outside of a sublime order that they long to be a part of was shared #but the religions and orders they believe in are so different that they would be unable to judge each other - #while completely honoring each other's devotion and faith #Tomassin doesn't vibe with Innokenti's druidism any more than Innokenti vibes with christianity #but both perceive their delicate pursuit of syncretism as a generous act of profound romance #dice matters

[uncammie]

ONLY FRIENDS ? More like NEVER BEEN FRIENDS TO BEGIN WITH

say sorry to Boston rn.

#only friends the series #by the time Mix showed up in the last 60 seconds with pure trouble in his gaze #i was too exhausted for any kind of reaction like omg pls run bc either they'll ruin you or you'll ruin them more than they already are #wtf was this episode like ??? #i was ready for messy whores the series™ #all we got was a Boston hate fest and a Mew ImBetterThanYou encore #sorry Ray but i need a fucking drink #only friends #only friends spoilers #boston #neo trai #ofts #ofts boston #ofts ep12

[shellxrls]

i unironically need to go clubbing with drew starkey. odessa does sort of make me get the ick whenever i think ab him BUT when i see vids of him clubbing it’s like,, LET ME IN!! me & drew wld have so much fun together i know it.

#all the vids of him dancing and looking like a man whore.. #3 drink hannah and drew belong in the club together they wld be unstoppable #drew starkey

[bluebellhairpin]

Before you ask, yes I do think about the levels of cunt Thranduil and I would serve if given the chance.

#hellow king and queen of mirkwood #being judgy and bitchy and drinking expensive wine and then fucking like whores afterwards #what a good life

[bibleofficial]

suckered 3 of my flatmates into trying everclear by saying ‘do u want to try some AMERICAN alcohol ? xx’

#stream #ALSKALKSALKDAKDAKKSLAKSLA #WITHHOLDING THE PERCENTAGE #TO BE FAIR I DID POUR A VERY TINY BIT #& they were all like ‘that’s shit’ i can’t wait to get yan zhou when he gets home AKSKALKSALSLALLSKALAKSLA #happy new year WHORES !!!! #i love lunar new year it’s so fun #i’m so fuckign drunk i was just day drinking w omar that’s my child

[autisticandroids]

WAIT speaking of never shutting up about twilightnatural i just had a thought. prompted by the replies i made on your recent live free or twihard lb. im certain the concept has been discussed already in your secret good season six au (beloved) in fact i know ive seen posts about the blood drinking part but truly. to capitalize on the Themes, the Chekhov’s Gun of it all (I say about a throwaway joke obviously made to make fun of the romantic instead of scary vampires ya teenage girl fiction era you’re watching supernatural and we have Better supernatural genre fiction). with dean specifically calling out the book cover with the vampire watching the love interest/romantic protag sleep as creepy and then thumbing through the book to read aloud an excerpt for no reason. “he could hear the blood rushing inside her. almost taste it. he tried desperately to control himself. romero knew their love was impossible.” well if cas was in this episode i simply think <3 when the human watched and pursued by vampire becomes the vampire with new uncontrollable lust themselves - very mina bram stoker’s dracula (1992) [the scene where he cuts open his chest and draws her head to him for her to drink <3]

ALSO. to once again twilightnatural. before tmwbk invisible watcher reveals, a scene where dean is asleep in bed with lisa, starts awake, and turns to see a figure in the corner. just standing in watching. he goes for the gun under the bed and immediately points it at the corner, but now it’s clear nothings there. just shadows. and dean wonders if he’s paranoid, if it’s another manifestation of his struggle between The Life and Playing House. of course We Know though :) and then the reveal that cas, known dean sleeping watcher, had been doing just that in the house in the bedroom he shares with lisa (à la aforementioned twilight scene: https://youtu.be/U9ZrNCFzscE)

NO LITERALLY when i rewrite exile on main st. to include dean having hallucinations of azazel watching him and lisa. like just momentary. out of the corner of his eye. and then in tmwwbk cas is standing in those same positions and you go. oh.

#spn #asks #sunforgrace #and of course dean is going to drink cas' blood in lfoth AFTER. dean has Refrained from drinking lisa's blood. because cas is #the other woman and the whore.

[bowieisworried]

Times that Taemin made me go “JFCISTFGLTM”

6 of ∞

#Taemin #Shinee #Lee Taemin #.mygif #jfcistfgltm #540px #This is a filler tag so that I'm not whoring out in the first line of tags on the dash lol #Can you just imagine him though #Lights are low #it's late #there's been a few drinks #and he looks at you like that #You're fucked #may as well sign your life away there and then #cos all I can see after that is a sore back from being pinned against a wall and the best head ever

[widowshill]

i am not immune

#➤ roger collins. ┊ i and my ghosts want a drink. #83. #💄🪞 WHORE.