Tw: strong language, suggestive, insensitive jokes ftw.
It was supposed to be a boys being stupid and gay disaster but it also somehow ended up with a comfort Kazutora arc. Kinda very long.
Toman founding members gc :
'We bussin bussin'
Mikey: If they made a cartoon show on kangaroos what would the kid kangaroos's names be?
Takashi: *Kangaroos'
Mikey: Like Joey 1, Joey 2, Joey 3? Or is everyone just 'joey'?
Mikey: or normal individual names like Candice, Edward, Stacy?
Kazutora: okay first of all, whoever names their child 'Edward' sure hates that child. That's such an irksome name.
Kazutora: EdWarD. Wow, pretentious.
Edward: are you doing this on purpose? Am I not your friend?
Kazutora: :)
Kazutora: some friend you are not even knowing how to spell my name
Edward: But IK IT NOW!!
Edward: Chifuyu taught me a lot other things too. I'm not as dumb as I was.
Kazutora: "a lot other things" 🤨
Kazutora: why are you gay?
Edward: who says I'm gay?
ken: you are gay.
Takashi: you are gay.
Haruki: you are gay.
Kazutora: you are gay.
Mikey: you are gay.
Edward: wow
Haruki: go on. Say, "et tu brute?"
Takashi: like you didn't stab yourself before.
Edward: did I do something to you guys?? Why are all of you coming at me today????
Edward: I'm very uncomfortable with the energy we've created in the studio today.
Kazutora: oh I love this energy
Mikey: anywhos, back to my question
Takashi: it depends ig.
Takashi: What would you like to name them?
Mikey: didn't think this far
Ken: if Shaun the sheep can have names for every sheep this little Kangaroo show of yours can too
Mikey: why Joey tho?
Mikey: why did scientists decide to name baby kangaroos Joey??
Haruki:
Mikey: interesting....
Kazutora: dude you're acting very strange
Kazutora: in light of that, I want whatever you're on
ken: Stop saying he's on drugs. He's not on drugs.
ken: you're not on drugs, right Mikey?
Mikey: nah
Mikey: but I did get a good idea
*Mikey changed 6 names*
Joey: this is so not gonna be good
Joey: wha-
Joey: lmaoooo
Joey: MIKEY??????
Joey: what have you done pah
Joey: so it's my fault?!?
Joey: jfc make it stop I'm getting a fucking seizure
Joey: :D
Joey: so no explanation?
Joey: we're little animals
Joey: great.
Joey: he's definitely on something
Joey: yeah I am and it's called carbon dioxide
Joey: WHAT???????
Joey: idk Google said it was a stress hormone or something
Joey: listen. Don't go looking up shit even we don't have the slightest fucking clue about.
Joey: it just proves we're bunch of dumbasses
Joey: nah Baji leads us in that
Joey: again?!?!
Joey: that's it I'm done with you guys
Joey: whatever
Joey: knife kink
Joey: idk why it started but I think we should have weekly Baji slander day
*Joey has gone offline*
Joey: umm so anyways,
Joey: Mikey, I see what you did with our names but my character colour is wrong.
Joey: character colour?
*Joey is online*
Joey: oh yeah now that you mention it mine's dark blue. Light blue is Chifuyu's.
Joey: sorry guys Tumblr has only these colours :/
Joey: WHAT?!??
Joey: oh aren't you happy first division captain?
Joey: getting your little cheerleader's colour?
Joey: oh are you jealous that I have our dear vice-captain all to myself?
Joey: 😐
Joey: he's not denying it-
Joey: shhhhh
Joey: grab the popcorn pah
Joey: you guys shouldn't be doing this to your own friends
Joey: shhhhh ken-chin
Joey: they can just go to dms yk
Joey: it's Baji and Tora. Do you think they know common courtesy when it comes to this?
Joey: we're right here yk
Joey: and as I was saying,, ahem,,
Joey: dw tora he admires me the most and thinks I'm the coolest but he thinks good of you too ig
Joey: oh please I don't want to get in between your gay asses.
Joey: ok now I'm actually concerned
Joey: do you feel like you're getting "in between" us?
Joey: ewww I'm not discussing "feelings" with you or in fact with anyone.
Joey: no. I think we should. Chifuyu and me are good friends and I'll admit we've grown closer after the bloody halloween incident but you're still my best friend okay. I've noticed you tensing around him, both of you are still uncomfortable around eo but he doesn't hate you... I think.
Joey: he hates me. He does. You don't know that do you? Did you ask him if he hates me or not? I deserve it actually. You call me your bestfriend but who was the one who rushed to your aid when you were hurt? He's a nice person. He cares for you and is loved by all. I on the other hand have only caused my friends and Toman problem. I have been Impulsive, selfish, stupid. Ik Toman has still not accepted me. Mikey says he forgives me but he must hate me too right? You all have been nice to me, it's been 2 years since bloody halloween, Shinichiro-kun is out of the hospital now, I've come back from jail, but.. it still hurts yk. I can't forgive myself. For everything.
Joey: now that I've said all that
Joey: don't contact me for the next thousand years bye.
Joey: can I?
Joey: yeah
Joey: it'll take time Tora. Healing takes time. We don't blame you nor hate you. But just words are probably not enough, and maybe you are right about Toman not having completely accepted you, but we're all here and as we spend time together new memories will overwrite old scars.
Joey: omg the last part was cool mikey!!
Joey: ifkr!! Takemitchy said that to me and I was like oMG I just wanted to envelope him in a bone crushing hug yk.
Joey: I didn't say you could simp :|
Joey: but yeah Tora, that's the point. Chifuyu is trying, really. Ik everything will work out eventually so I'm not gonna be pushy about it!
Joey: I definitely won't lock you two up in my room together with video games and Peyoung yakisoba expecting you to get all buddy buddy when I open the door 24hrs later.
Joey: that's very specific... should I be concerned?
Joey: also, Tora, you shouldn't worry. I'm here! We're all here! We have a lot of trouble to create in the future so we should forget about the old troubles we caused.
Joey: Say! We should totally go shopping rn! LIKE RN!!
Joey: just the two of you?
Joey: yeah it's our thing yk
Joey: exactly why I worry
Joey: I say we should all hang out
Joey: does that mean it's your treat?
Joey: I never said that-
Joey: ofc it is!
Joey: HEY!
Joey: ....fine ig.
Joey: lol Draken is soft for Mikey
Joey: AM NOT!
Joey: he's my babysitter so that's a given
Joey: butttt he's softer when it comes to Mitsuya yk
Joey: when have you ever seen that??😐🤨
Joey: I keep a list. Do you want the chronological order or the alphabetical?
Joey: I-
Joey: Gay.
Joey: every single one of you.
Joey: as much as I would like to elaborate on all my toman ships all that talk about hanging out got me hungry. WHEN ARE WE MEETING UPPPPP??????
Joey: wait 'ships' ?
Joey: I'm hungry we can do that laterrr
Joey: ken-chin you'll come to pick me up right?
Joey: wait I need to know if you ship me with fuyu or tora???
Joey: excuseme?
Joey: why not both? ;)
Joey: POLYMORPHISM?????
Joey: Baji istfg stop SAYING THE WRONG WORDS IT'S TWICE IN A ROW NOW!
Joey: It was Mikey back then tho????
Joey: oh- right
Joey: Sorry, force of habit.
Joey: what are 'ships'? Why do I have a bad feeling about it?
Joey: ohh ken-chin~
Joey: I will tell you all about it at our hang out ~
Joey: Don't. Ever. Do. That. "~" Thing. With. Me.
Joey: 😬🥺
Joey: so we're meeting up rn?
Joey: YUPPPP
Joey: EVERYONE HURRY UP!!!
*everyone has gone offline*
*Joey is online*
*Joey changed the gc name from 'We bussin bussin' to 'little kangaroo show'*
The stress hormone is 'chromogranin A' btw. Don't ask me anymore than that, "Rikei ga koi ni ochita no de shoumei shitemita" taught it to me.
Don't ask me how *wildly gestures at this mess of a work* happened either
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Ch. 2
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Y/n pov
First day at U.A. high. This is actually going to be so sick, think of all the boys and girls and weird quirks. Best of all I get to meet boom boom. Hopefully I don't do that thing where I think about him so much I forget we don't know each other, that would be embarrassing.
I smile to myself as I approach the tall building with students flooding in and out. A couple of kids seemed to notice how strange I looked, I didn't have the uniform yet because my mother refused to let me have it. She told me I'd have to get it from her during school so she could show her students how dope her kid was.
Not sure if I should be flattered though. Mom always compliments me like I actually did something to have the power I have. When really all I did was not die. Usually the interaction goes -
"Oh my god, honey you are so fucking cool, look how good you control your quirk, you train so hard!"
"Yea mom, it's crazy how after psychopaths try to breed you at ten years old you learn a thing or two about combat."
Then her face falls into a deadpan to cover her guilt and we move on. Sarcasm is honestly one of my all time favorite coping strategies. Like you can even make it better by not making any facial expression so people's minds are just fully fucked.
My outfit couldn't feel more out of place right now, but I obviously notice the profuse blushing of boys and girls as I make my way through the halls of U.A. If my bestie was here I'm sure people would be fainting, since she makes a habit of dressing in fishnets and chains. I guess I could wear clothes like that but im tired most of the time. So if I don't have to dress up, I won't.
However that doesn't mean I still don't look good. Well, at least I think I do...
This morning I was lazy so I just threw on Baggio black jeans, a cropped tee, and a baseball jersey that I got from when I flew with my dad to America. We watched the game together, but I kinda zoned out the whole time. Of Course I added a couple chains just in case I get to be on top of somebody. Hehe call that ✨funcional fashion✨
Dw of course I took a picture in the morning to post on insta and brag to my old friends about how I got out of that hell.
I rushed in a door that said 1-b just before I heard a bell go off. The door shut behind me with a loud thud the second the bell stopped. That is one way to get attention, I guess. I didn't even care to take in the faces of the students in front of me. After all, I was only here for one reason. I skimmed the room trying to find that ominous glare, but to no avail. My first thought was that maybe he wasn't in class today. That was before I peeked out the window of the door and realized there were more than one hero classes here.
If he is in the other class, I'll just have to be in there too. Is this stalking? Yes. Will it end badly? Probably yes. However, do I have anything to really lose? Nope. Not a single thing.
"Katsuki Bakugou." I figured I'd say it out loud with a Stern face, just to see if the teacher would be intimidated enough to take me to him.
The teacher and the rest of the class visibly tensed at my stare, but apparently I wasn't intimidating enough.
"Whatever business you have can be settled after class. Now, students, this is the newest addition to class 1-b y/n l/n."
"No."
"Pardos me Ms. L/n"
"I said no, im not gonna be an addition to your dumb class" I mocked him
He then sent me a very odd face, in which he pursed his lips but simultaneously glanced at his students in fear. I suppose they might not be pleased at my rejection, but that's irrelevant. I'm not here for them.
"Oh, so you think you're too good for us!? Huh?"
"Yes."
"Class 1-a scum can have you, you vial worthless, dumb, fat, stup-"
Some angry blonde kid was interrupted by an aggressive bonk on his head. I glanced to his side and made eye contact with a girl, she was quite pretty, but not prettier than boom boom.
"Cool, okay so i'm gonna go to the other class then....sir?"
"Pft, you wish. Sit down. Now."
"I literally didn't ask dude...sir."
"Adding sir doesn't make what you're saying any less disrespectful, now sit down."
I pouted a bit in realization that he wasn't as dense as the police usually are. However that didnt mean I wanted to listen. Plus if I got in trouble, that might be even more fun.
"Again. No."
Suddenly I felt a hard push on my back, I fell to the floor and felt a foot pushed against my back.
"Nooo.Mom, please. Not right now."
"I came here to teach historia you brat."
She took her other leg and swung it back, leaving all her body weight on my back. Then launched it forward to meet with my side just as she took her top foot off my back. I felt the contact of her boot on my bare side and felt the tingle of what I assume is pain rattle through my left side, to my right. Only to be cut off when a new sore of pain spread through my back.
That was what I assumed was my body slamming against the front wall of the class. I kept my eyes clenched shut the whole time, only flinching the impact of the wall. I bounced right off and landed on the floor.
"Yea...okay," I said between groans.
*timeskip*
Lunch
Midoriya pov 😗
It was finally lunch time after miss midnight taught us history. It wasn't my favorite subject, but I still look at pretty good notes. I'll be sure to read over them later in case we have a pop quiz or something.
This lunch period is kinda more exciting than usual because I heard rumors that there is a new hero course student, and new additions don't happen often, so he is probably really good.
After getting my food from lunch rush, I rushed over to my table where me, uraraka, iida, and todoroki sit everyday.
I plopped the food down onto the table and followed by sitting down and saying hi to my friends. It didn't take that long into their strange conversation about water volcanoes and cheese for me to zone them out in search of the new face.
I don't really know everyone at U.A. that would be crazy. Still, I feel like I have enough knowledge to spot an obviously new face. Plus he is probably with the 1-b students right now. I scan over the whole lunch room, eager to say hi, but I don't see any new guys, or any new faces at all.
Maybe the rumors were just rumors. That's really a bummed, I was hoping I could get yet another cool quirk to write about in my journal.
Most of lunch was spent with my friends talking about weird things called memes (he calls them me me's) and me trying desperately to find the new guy.
Until lunch was just about to end and in came a girl out of uniform, but she seemed to hold one in her hand. She looked fairly (tall/short) and had pretty (h/l) white hair. It seemed almost to glow as she walked in. To me the whole scene played slow motion, her hair bouncing up and down as she walked and the sports baggy jeans risking and falling. They teasingly revealed her belly button every other step as they lifted and sunk.
I sorta wished she would have just put her uniform on because I feel pretty stupid for staring at her belly button.
Her face was pretty too, catching the light above on her cheek bones(im sorry if u dont have prominent ones, just take out bones and leave it as cheeks) making her seem shiny.
I felt my face heat up uncontrollably before I felt a nudge on my thigh.
"Hey deku, I heard that the new girl is actually a midnight daughter. She is in class b, and I guess this morning midnight kicked her against a wall." Uraraka whispered in my ear, loud enough for just the people at our table to hear.
Now that I think about it, everyone was whispering.
"Midnight's daughter. Wahhh! Then she must have a quirk like midnights. If she does then it'll be hard for our classes to keep up with her. Midnights quirk is strong and considering the already rising testosterone level in the boys in 1st year, we could all-"
"Shut up you damn nerd"
I cut off my rambling and looked up to make eye contact with kachan. Why is he even over here? Is he here to beat me up? Or to get ochako?
"Katsuki, that's not nice, plus he is right, what if she can seduce us."
Kachan only furrowed his brows, however me, iida, and even todoroki a little went red with the image in our minds.
"Izuuukuuu"
"Baby, why do you keep looking at my belly button"
"Do you wanna show me how cool your quirk is"
"Nn Gg plus u-ultra"
Oh no. No. No. No. No. Well....wait. no.
I took a quick glance back at the girl who had halted her movements. She seemed like she was frozen and had a big, wide smile plastered on her face. It was pretty cute. Like a little kid looking at candy.
It almost felt like she was looking at me, but I didn't wanna wave, in case she wasn't.
"Oh my, holy fuck, I knew this would pay off!!!!" She yelled, not even minding that the whole cafeteria now had eyes on her.
She began running over to ...my table? Again it was slow motion, and again I kept looking at her stomach. I guess I don't see girls in short shirts often. I felt myself un-blush forcibly just for, you know, protection from bullies.
"Boom boom, shit, I Promised I wouldn't do that. Fuck it. Hi, im l/n y/n and you are boom boom. Wait...."
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING POOP YOU FUCKING EXTRA!"
My eyes can't pick who to look at and they keep going back and forth between the girl and kachan as they ....communicate.
"No I called you boom boom." She dead panned
"THE FUCK, YOU THINK YOUR CLEVER ON SUM SHIT?"
"Well, I am, and I do." Again the girl seemed completely serious.
"WHO THE-"
"Wait, let's go back. You call people extras? Like in a movie, so then you think your the star."
"I AM THE FUCKING STAR YOU WORTHLESS PIECE O-"
"Babe, that's so much better! You're conceited too." She gushed
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING BA-" bakugou almost launched forwards but ochako grabbed his arm to pull him back.
"You are kinda loud, but I guess that makes sense. Hey! I know, tell me something about yourself"
"STOP FUCKING INTERUPTING ME!"
"Oh, my bad hon, go on." She looked up at him like...oh. He is the candy she was looking at.
"Fucking hell, im not your babe or your hun, extra. I'm not telling you shit about myself. Fuck you think this is, the sharing circle?"
The girl didn't speak for a minute, her face was quick to go from anticipating, to confused. What was she confused about?
"I have a new idea" she instantly had a change of aura and her serious face remained, with one eyebrow cocked.
She lifted her hand and pointed a finger at bakugou, then slowly walked forward.
"How. About. You. Tell me what you are sharing..." she winked "circle is."
I noticed that Ochaco , who was now a coward behind the kachan , flushed red. I don't think she was for the same reason as everyone else though. I could tell she was trying to be angry, but seemed to be failing. Bakugou seemed to notice this too.
I wonder why this girl is flirting with him right now, and what was with that nickname.
"H-hey. Um do you two know each other or something."
"No" they replied simultaneously.
"I-um..huh?"
"Oh, right, my bad. Hi, I already introduced my name, but I should explain. You are the attractive fire quirk boy I saw at the sports festival. When I saw how angry you looked, and the fucking DOPE aura you gave off, I begged to get transfered here. Got in on recomendaciones so I could meet you." She said not seeming to care about how truly creep that all sounds.
"THE FUCK, YOU STALKER!ILL KILL YOU!" kachan screamed, subtly grabbing onto his girlfriend's hand, I suppose an effort to comfort her without being 'nice'
"Hm? Oh...yeah. Well, you could say I am like a stalker. However, for a stalker i'm very pretty, so if you could just ignore that..."
"YOU AREN'T PRETTY BRAT, GO SUCK A DICK AND GET OUT OF HERE!"
"Well, that is what I came to you for..." she, again, had a serious aura change and a cocked eyebrow, this time retracting her finger to put her hands in her pockets.
"I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND YOU SLUT"
"Woah, woah, hey, calm down"
I get that he is trying to be protective, but calling a girl a slut is never okay. I wish I could fight back more, but it's not every hero- like to do so without talking first.
"SHUT UP NERD"
After that small exchange everybody's attention fell back to the girl. I think her name was y/n. She looked a bit defeated, I could tell she had a crush on kachan, even if it was small. Her face is blank but usually in situations like this girls get all...tears eyed and. Oh no.
I stood up right next to her.
"Dontcrydontcrydontcrydontcry"
"Huh?" She looked over at me confused.
"Dont cry?"
"Why would I cry?"
"Because he has a girlfriend" Ochaco seemed to be making her way out from behind kachan, also a bit nervous for if y/n was to get sad.
"Oh, uhm, I guess i'll just have to be the better person for him or something?" She ...asked herself.
"I've never done this before, but the look in your eyes has a fire behind it, and I wanna see it up close. I'm not gonna give up, we only spoke this once and that's definitely not enough." She made eye contact with him the whole time. Even stated her words like fact. Now, it may have just been me, but he almost smirked.
"That's all, see you in class later!" In class? She is in 1-b? Did she transfer?
Ochaco was now side by side with bakugou looking furious at the new girl. While I eerily peeked up at him and his scary red eyes. They did a quick, up and down movement...I don't think anyone else could have seen it, but I did. Then he went down again and stayed there a bit, he was looking straight past me, so I turned.
There I saw...the new girls butt! He? He checked out her- oh no. Why do I feel like this is the start of something terrible for me....
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Hello new readers, it is me...the autor. Anyone who is ready for this is my favorite bc I don't get many ready. Also sorry for the horny midoriya, if I'm making the characters not innocent, he isnt an exception lmao.
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