#em bluhs

[dipperthedestructor]

im the prettiest canary in this mine

#em bluhs

[weptsight]

Sanctvs Snoopivs (Saint Snoopy) illuminated manuscript!

#em arts #em bluhs #snoopy #woodstock #peanuts fanart #snoopy and woodstock #snoopy art #snoopy peanuts #illuminated manuscript #my art #this took weeks to finish but also i still dont absolutely love it however my girlfriend will so :3

[malewifeph1lza]

random expressions wawawawawa

#sdmp #sdmp fanart #not tagging em all bluh #my art #colts queue

[biologyfailure]

adding another character into vrisrezi is like putting a baby mouse in between two high highly powered neodymium magnets

#relationship anarchy and polyamory rule but i just dont see it working w/vrisrezi for the most part #with the exceptions of maybe jade (the most powerful character in homestuck) #or june casually dating them. like playing minigolf and making out with them every tuesday or smth #or rosemary hooking up with em occasionally #the only reason i remember the word “neodymium” is bc one time my ex kept trying to buy magnets so he could try to disable security tags #it never worked #vrisrezi #homestuck #bluh bluh bluh

[tijuanabiblestudies]

i want to write again but it has been so very long since i last did so....getting back on the proverbial bike is always the hardest part

#bluh. #nobody writes 'em like they used to so it may as well be me

[watch-out-it-bites]

Falls over dramatically. So tired. Augh.

#i just babysat for 6 hours while also calling friend i am dead dying #gonna take a nap maybe? while listening to stream because i need Very Specific background nosie right now #my nest is ruined aaaghh #theres crumbs all in it #i let twins chill in my room and listen to music with me and watch some steven universe and chattered with them #plus showed off other stuff/ let them play with my old toys and then tablet time so i started calling my friend because i wanted to show th #em something #everything was very chill but i was very agh with all the lights and now my nest is crumb-y!!! #and all of my pillows are out of place! #im just happy they were happy they were both so chill #also my room is messier now #either way had fun on all ends just bluh.. i need my headphones #i also have plans to stay up so i need to nap in order to keep those plans in prim and proper order :-)

[inherstars]

Baby name websites would be great if not for all the pictures of babies.

#bluh #who made these things #put em back

[irodimww]

..,bluh,,,,, blindy bun,,,, ,,… (eternal brainrot)

anyway Headcanons for em because I haven’t posted in a while LMAO

— Bunster (being the egotistical guy he is) makes everything into a competition and somehow keeps getting Blindy into competing with him (He wants to be better than Blindy at something)

— (Blindy finds the competitiveness both entertaining and annoying to deal with)

— On a good day they train with ✨v i o l e n c e✨ (Blindy favors training hand-to-hand; Bunster favors training with blades)

— Bunster gets more dramatic and attention-seeking when Blindy’s around (because Blindy keeps ignoring his antics 💀)

— Bunster flirts around with Blindy just to get a reaction off of him (IM TELLING YOU BUNSTER IS WILLING TO DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING TO GET A REACTION OUT OF BLINDY)

I have many more Headcanons but we’d be here all day anyway CHECK OUT THE BUNNY GRAVEYARD DISCORD SERVER FOR THE SILLIES !!! (Here)

#irodimww’s drawings #the bunny graveyard #bunny graveyard #tbg blindy #tbg bunster #tbg blindybun #bunster the bunny graveyard #blindy the bunny graveyard

[thewertsearch]

Temm submitted: YES FINALLY, I made these before the hiatus ages ago for fun and couldn't wait to send em to you! Sending in two parts since I don't know how to send both of them at once Here's the other one. Hope you like em both~

My reaction to Diet Coke, and Diet Troll Coke respectively.

...oh my god, the bluh has her quirk

#asks #full liveblog #act 5 #breaking the weekend ask rule for this one post because this is AMAZING

[dipperthedestructor]

Shawty had them atom bomb jeans

boots with the *large explosion, high pitched ringing, audio cut*

#em bluhs

[weptsight]

"Like a dream, sir."

#em arts #em bluhs #the terror #the terror amc #henry collins #that line has been on my brain for like a week #i hope this looks alright to not just my eyes! #the terror 2018 #the terror fanart

[gnomeskillet]

Tav

SORCerer.

Very tired.

No thoughts, head empty.

Has no idea why he's been put in charge of this party.

Gentle Giant who is fully willing to be an asshole when people test his patience.

8 Strength loser who is only scary because he's an orc.

Weird, vaguely homoerotic rivalry with Gale.

Dave

Necromancer.

He's Dad.

Took one look at the party and decided they were all his children now.

Buys everyone "treats" (magical items) using their own money.

Likes 'em big, stupid, and easily manipulated; Halsin is in danger.

Seducing Gale because it's funny to watch the wizards having a staff measuring contest.

Little King Trashmouth (Druregard Murlistrasza)

Idiot Bard.

Coward.

They're going to kiss Raphael's ass so hard.

Refuses to do anything without being paid in advance.

Would try to seduce/cower behind Lae'zel if she wasn't so terrifying.

Just wants to go home and pretend this isn't happening.

Skillet

Pint-sized Powerhouse.

Bluh bluh huge bitch.

She's so full of rage but her legs are so tiny, fights are almost always over before she gets there.

Married to a Githyanki Wizard.

"Stop hitting my WIFE!!!"

Armageddon

Dark Urge.

Managed to break their Paladin Oath within fifteen minutes of escaping the Nautaloid.

Told Gale they're a kitten who thinks of nothing but murder all day long, and he said "I once wished a most impure demise on a colleague of mine who bought the last remaining copy of Etheril's Enchiridion of Enchanting Easements."

Gale, that's adorable but it's not the same thing at all.

Has outsourced their moral compass to Lae'zel. It's going about as well as you'd think.

Caythaes

War Domain Cleric of Lathander.

The Elf. The Myth. My Original Tav.

Has put the WORST things in their mouth, including an Ilithid Tadpole.

Tried to seduce the entire party but failed because Gale kept looking at them sadly when they tried to slut it up.

Cried when Astarion rejected them.

Shadowheart is their little sister now.

Torn between letting Gale do what he wants and trying to keep him from turning into Karsus 2.0.

Sassed Vlaakith because they got pissed at the Githyanki for desecrating a temple to Lathander and all they got was a total party kill.

#baldur's gate #tav baldur's gate

[biologyfailure]

Hmhmhmmm I could grab a bunch of messages I sent when I was 13 and feed them to an AI and then I'd then id get to, in a way, talk to my 13 yr old self

#wonder what theyre up #id give em a noogie #bluh bluh bluh

[lichfucker]

got an anon asking my Thoughts abt a fucking nazi satanist group by couching it in "progressive" language so I am turning off anonymous asks

#bluh bluh #the anon was like 'have you heard of them? they worship gay poly pagan deities and they're pro-choice #and they're the largest satanist group in the world I wanna know what you think of them!!' #like. dear g-d can I get a fucking moment of peace?? just for one second???? #blocked 'em. wish blocking anons still showed you who they were :/ #antisemitism

[lapetitebabydoll]

French lesson ౨ৎ ⋆｡˚

L'Alphabet

A~ah

B~bay

C~say

D~day

E~ euh

F~ eff

G~ zhay

H~ahsh

I~ee

J~zhee

K~ kah

L~el

M~em

N~en

O~oh

P~pay

Q~koo

R~air

S~ess

T~tay

U~oo

V~vay

W~doo-bluh-vay

X~eex

Y~ee-grek

Z~ zed

Xoxo, your angel zai 💓

[davekat-sucks]

I voted Davekat because the thought of these two dudes antagonizing each other in a rivalry-esc, romantic fashion was hilarious. Everyone lookin' at 'em and thinking, "what the hell is the deal with these circus geeks????" type of way. CaliRox just doesn't have the same appeal to me unfortunately! They seem like a healthy couple tho and it's sweet that Cali's insecurity never stopped her from dating best girl Roxy. go Cali!

I purposely used the panel of Dave and Karkat fighting to show off the blackrom for that reason. Fuck that laundry kiss scene in Homestuck^2. I just want them to rag on each other and silly childish BLUH slap fight. Not feel sad about doing nothing and continue to do nothing. I would argue that Calliope never does much to earn anything and just plays the victim, so that everyone could give her what she wants on a silver platter. At least Caliborn is able to do shit. He makes his own dumb mistakes, but at least he keeps on trying. But to each their own on what they think of Calliope. It's a good thing Epilogues and Homestuck^2 were never canon or I would have bitched about one of her other selves controlling Jade's body.

#Davekat #Dave x Karkat #DaveKar #KarDave #KatDave #Calliope #HS Calliope #Homestuck #Dave Strider #Karkat Vantas