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alexlacquemanne · 1 year

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Avril MMXXIII

Films

Le Troisième Homme (The Third Man) (1949) de Carol Reed avec Joseph Cotten, Alida Valli, Orson Welles, Trevor Howard, Bernard Lee, Paul Hörbiger et Ernst Deutsch

Fantasia chez les ploucs (1971) de Gérard Pirès avec Lino Ventura, Jean Yanne, Mireille Darc, Georges Demestre, Nanni Loy, Jacques Dufilho, Georges Beller et Rufus

Super Mario Bros. le film (The Super Mario Bros. Movie) (2023) de Aaron Horvath et Michael Jelenic avec Pierre Tessier, Audrey Sourdive, Benoît Du Pac, Jérémie Covillault, Emmanuel Garijo, Xavier Fagnon, Nicolas Marié et Thierry Desroses

La Folie des grandeurs (1971) de Gérard Oury avec Louis de Funès, Yves Montand, Alice Sapritch, Karin Schubert, Alberto de Mendoza et Gabriele Tinti

Les Trois Mousquetaires : D'Artagnan (2023) de Martin Bourboulon avec François Civil, Vincent Cassel, Romain Duris, Pio Marmaï, Eva Green, Vicky Krieps, Louis Garrel : Louis XIII et Lyna Khoudri

Vacances romaines (Roman Holiday) (1953) de William Wyler avec Gregory Peck, Audrey Hepburn, Eddie Albert, Hartley Power, Harcourt Williams et Margaret Rawlings

Le Signe de Zorro (The Mark of Zorro) (1940) de Rouben Mamoulian avec Tyrone Power, Linda Darnell, Basil Rathbone, Gale Sondergaard, Eugene Pallette, J. Edward Bromberg et Montagu Love

Flair de famille (2023) de Didier Bivel avec Sylvie Testud, Samuel Labarthe, Fatim-Zarha Alami Marrouni, Oscar Copp et Anne Girouard

Un pont trop loin (A Bridge Too Far) (1977) de Richard Attenborough avec Dirk Bogarde, James Caan, Michael Caine, Sean Connery, Edward Fox, Elliott Gould, Gene Hackman, Anthony Hopkins et Robert Redford

Sirocco (1951) de Curtis Bernhardt avec Humphrey Bogart, Märta Torén, Lee J. Cobb, Everett Sloane, Gerald Mohr, Zero Mostel et Nick Dennis

West Side Story (1961) de Jerome Robbins et Robert Wise avec Natalie Wood, Marni Nixon, Richard Beymer, Jimmy Bryant, Russ Tamblyn, Rita Moreno, Betty Wand, George Chakiris, Simon Oakland et Ned Glass

Inspecteur Lavardin (1986) de Claude Chabrol avec Jean Poiret, Jean-Claude Brialy, Bernadette Lafont, Jean-Luc Bideau, Jacques Dacqmine et Hermine Clair

La Bête humaine (1938) de Jean Renoir avec Jean Gabin, Simone Simon, Fernand Ledoux, Julien Carette, Blanchette Brunoy et Gérard Landry

L'Homme qui tua Liberty Valance (The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance) (1962) de John Ford avec John Wayne, James Stewart, Vera Miles, Lee Marvin et Edmond O'Brien

Le Goût des autres (2000) d'Agnès Jaoui avec Anne Alvaro, Jean-Pierre Bacri, Alain Chabat, Agnès Jaoui, Gérard Lanvin, Christiane Millet et Wladimir Yordanoff

Remorques (1941) de Jean Grémillon avec Michèle Morgan, Jean Gabin, Madeleine Renaud, Fernand Ledoux, Charles Blavette, Jean Marchat, Nane Germon et Anne Laurens

Le Dindon (2019) de Jalil Lespert avec Dany Boon, Guillaume Gallienne, Alice Pol, Ahmed Sylla, Laure Calamy et Camille Lellouche

Adieu les cons (2020) d'Albert Dupontel avec Virginie Efira, Albert Dupontel, Nicolas Marié, Jackie Berroyer, Philippe Uchan, Bastien Ughetto et Marilou Aussilloux

Indiana Jones et la Dernière Croisade (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade) (1989) de Steven Spielberg avec Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Denholm Elliott, Alison Doody, John Rhys-Davies, Julian Glover et River Phoenix

Tigre et Dragon (臥虎藏龍, Wò Hǔ Cáng Lóng) (2000) d'Ang Lee avec Chow Yun-fat, Michelle Yeoh, Zhang Ziyi, Chang Chen, Cheng Pei-pei et Sihung Lung

Séries

Friends Saison 6, 7

Celui qui faisait sa demande : 1re partie - Celui qui faisait sa demande : 2e partie - Celui qui croyait faire jeune - Celui qui réglait le mariage - Celui qui s'était mal assis - Celui qui retrouvait son rôle - Celui qui avait toujours l'air bizarre - Celui qui aimait les petites siestes - Celui qui avait un livre à la bibliothèque - Celui qui n'aimait pas les chiens - Celui qui offrait un vélo - Celui qui se déguisait - Celui qui aimait les cheesecakes - Celui qui a passé la nuit debout - Celui qui a vu mourir Rosita - Ceux qui avaient trente ans - Celui qui avait un cerveau neuf - Celui qui savait la vérité sur Londres - Celui qui voyait la robe de mariée - Celui qui récupérait le prix - Celui qui avait une jolie cousine - Celui qui fantasmait sur le baiser - Celui qui écrivait ses vœux - Celui qui rencontrait l'auteur de ses jours - Celui qui a épousé Monica : 1re partie - Celui qui a épousé Monica : 2e partie

Coffre à Catch

#109 : Le Dirt Sheet débarque à la ECW ! - #110 : Aurélien Portehaut débarque à la ECW ! - #111 : Mark Henry vs Matt Hardy - C'est un Perfect 10 ! - #112 : Le Championship Scramble: le titre de Mark Henry en danger!

Top Gear Saison 11

L'art de la chasse - La traversée du Japon - Alfas bon marché - Apprentis policiers - Spéciale Inde - Ski vs Audi - Angleterre vs Allemagne - Spécial Pôle Nord

Meurtres au paradis Saison 12

Désignée coupable - Un foyer aimant - La lettre anonyme : première partie - La lettre anonyme : deuxième partie

Affaires sensibles

La crise des missiles de Cuba - Poutine/Macron : le face-à-face des présidents - L'affaire Iacono : le mensonge - L’Erika ou la monstrueuse année noire - Cinq colonnes à la Une : la révolution télévisuelle - La sombre histoire du roi du polar, José Giovanni - « Humilier les morts pour terroriser les vivants » : la profanation de Carpentras - Georges Marchais, les mémoires effacées. - Le renard de Kerlouan

L'agence tous risques Saison 3, 4

Jeu de piste - Chasseurs de primes - Effacez-les ! - Les Chevaliers de la route - Boisson gazeuse - Le jugement dernier : 1re partie - Le jugement dernier : 2e partie - Mystère à Beverly Hills - Le docteur est sorti - Aux frais de la princesse - Un quartier anglais - Le monstre du lac - La route de l'espoir - Gran prix - Rien que du muscle - Un quartier tranquille - Prudence les enfants - Opération Abraxis - Le trésor sous la mer - Rock N' Roll - Une vraie mine d'or

Inspecteur Barnaby Saison 7

L'Homme du bois - La Réunion des anciennes - La Malédiction du tumulus - Le Prix du scandale - La Légende du lac

Spectacles

Fallait pas le dire ! (2023) de Salomé Lelouch avec Pierre Arditi, Evelyne Bouix et Pascal Arnaud

Dido : Live at Brixton Academy (2004)

Livres

Nanar Wars : Le Pire Contre-Attaque ! d'Emmanuel Prelle et Emmanuel Vincenot

Détective Conan : Tome 6 de Gôshô Aoyama

Détective Conan : Tome 7 de Gôshô Aoyama

Une enquête du commissaire Dupin : Un été à Pont-Aven de Jean-Luc Bannalec

Détective Conan : Tome 8 de Gôshô Aoyama

On ne vit qu'une fois, souvenirs d'hier et d'aujourd'hui de Roger Moore

#mediatheque #avril23

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bisexualhobi · 1 year

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have you heard the rosé doing coke rumors? a former exec at burberry posted a picture with her and kang dong won and a bunch of other ppl at eva chow's house and then ppl started saying the dish in the upper corner has lines of coke and he deleted the post 😭😭 www(.)allkpop(.)com/article/2023/04/a-photo-of-blackpinks-ros-actor-kang-dong-won-sparks-various-rumors i did not have this (or taehyun chaving a club scandal) on my 2023 kpop scandal bingo card haha

i did i saw the whole thing go down 😭 from when GIRL0VESICK who is apparently a blink that antis rosé started the rumor (it wasn't armys this once they just took it and ran with it) to now that it's been debunked cause it turned out it's just the pattern on the table.... but then why did that guy delete the post lmao 😭

#asks

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vgbellylover · 1 year

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A Bigger Case than Expected [Commission]

A commission from @Tummyrubblins2 about a convergence of worlds and a romance between two heroes brought together because of it. They decide to grow fat together. [m/m]

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When Yusuke first took this job, he had honestly hoped for a bit more excitement. The paranormal detective agency he joined had been investigating a series of rifts in the space-time continuum that turned out to be bridges to other worlds. It had been a pleasant surprise to encounter some of the participants from the Tournament of Power. Not only that, he had also crossed paths with the Demon Inuyasha on several occasions, as well as some from... simpler times, such as Himura Kenshin and Guts, the Black Swordsman. He also could have sworn he caught a glimpse of an Eva unit or two. A number of their guests had agreed to help figure out what was going on, though even with the added help, they weren't making much progress.

One thing the young man found he missed about being a spirit detective was a high metabolism. Back then, he could eat whatever he wanted and not have to worry about gaining any weight. However, since returning, his demonic heritage had gone dormant, but his appetite remained. So, whenever he wasn't actively working on the case, he was stuffing his face with the greasiest, fattiest foods he could get his hands on and was quickly developing a noticeable portliness. Even now, as he and Goku made their way to the newest rift site while chowing down on a couple of foot-long chili dogs they had purchased, his rounded belly was hanging out of his tight green tracksuit for all the world to see. Barely, anyway, but still.

He swallowed the last bit of sauce-covered bun, licked his fingers, and chugged the rest of the sports drink he bought with his food, tossing his garbage into a nearby wastebasket. He was still hungry. Of course he was. He was always hungry now. He held his stomach with both hands. It gurgled and churned, indicating its displeasure. It was fairly quiet for some time, but then let out a sudden, and rather loud, whine.

His partner turned to him. "Wow~ That was quite the noise, Yu. You're still hungry?"

Yusuke sighed. "I'm always hungry. It's a pain in the ass."

"Literally, or figuratively?" Goku asked with a laugh.

"Yes."

"If you want a training buddy, I'd be more than happy to help you out. I wouldn't wanna get too out of shape either."

The prospect of doing something besides laze around and fill his ever-demanding gut genuinely appealed to the young detective. "I'd appreciate that, actually. I'm getting a little tired of seeming like little more than a fat ass."

"Oh, there's nothing wrong with having a bit of a belly, kid. Honestly, I kinda wish I could develop one."

"Oh? Why's that?"

"I was browsing this... 'internet' you guys have here and found a piece about functional muscle. Apparently, it's more healthy to have a good amount of fat as well as muscle, than to be just solid muscle."

"Ha, if you stopped using your Super Sayien and Ultra Instinct powers and let yourself get a little or of shape, maybe you could build up some fat reserves."

"Well, I can't seem to use those powers right now, anyway. Trunks and Bulma seem to think it had something to do with this rift problem we have."

They had no sooner made it to the rift site, that the light that emitted from the tear had risen to blinding levels. The two of them took cover behind some nearby rubble to protect their eyes from the incandescence. That only happened when something, or someone, was coming through.

When the light died, the two roommates peeked around their cover. The rift had disappeared and a man was standing in its place. Dressed in a deep blue jumpsuit adorned with yellow and white armor, he was looking rather confused.

Goku stood up, seeming to recognize him. "Vegeta? Is that you, man?"

The other man spun around. He has spiky black hair and a scouter over his right eye. It was Vegeta. "Kakarot. What's going on here?" His expression tightened. "And what are you wearing?"

Yusuke's partner looked down at his clothes. He had traded his gi for a set of orange cargo pants, tall black boots, and a fitted black t-shirt. "I wish I could say what going on, but I honestly have no idea," the protector apologized as Yusuke also revealed himself.

As the two Sayiens conversed, Yusuke felt his body telling him to feed it again and a loud gurgle escaped him.

Goku and Vegeta stopped and stared at him as his face grew bright red. He mumbled an apology when the Sayian Prince spoke up. "I don't think we're acquainted."

"Oh," Goku laughed again. "This is Yusuke. He's a former spirit detective, I met him when I first arrived on this planet. He's been letting me crash at his place." He turned back to his roommate. "You think you got room for one more?"

Yusuke thought for a moment. "I don't think so. Not comfortably, anyway."

"Hmm, perhaps you won't have to."

"Whaddaya mean?"

"Where we come from, it's possible for two people of a certain power threshold to fuse into a single body."

"That would be convenient, yeah, but our powers are... weakened here."

Vegeta seemed unsurprised. "Perhaps these will help?" He asked, reaching into a pocket and pulling out a pair of earrings. They consisted of small yellow orbs attached to a metal ring via a few tiny links.

"Where did you get those?"

"I've had them for a while, saving them for a special occasion. I think this may be such an occasion." He offered one earring to his rival. The great protector accepted the piece of jewelry and the two warriors attached the ornaments to their earlobes. Another bright light nearly blinded Yusuke. When the light faded, a single figure stood before him, one hand on his hip. His appearance was closer to that of the Sayian Prince but retained Goku's more light-hearted expression. His clothes were identical to what Yu's roommate had been wearing, except his cargo pants were now a deep blue, instead of bright orange.

The young detective did his best not to stare. For some reason, he found the man before him... attractive. Very attractive. "Right. So... what am I supposed to call you now?"

"People call us 'Vegito' in this form."

Yusuke was about to respond when his stomach demanded food again. He flushed. Vegito laughed.

"Maybe we should get some food in that belly of yours. I've been meaning to mention I think it looks good on you," the older man said, patting Yusuke's fat gut as he turned to leave the site.

The shopping district Yu led his new fusion partner to was lined with a variety of restaurants and street food vendors. They approached the first joint on the street. It was a simple Japanese diner and there was a group of samurai seated at a far table.

One raised a hand in greeting as Vegito and Yusuke approached an empty table nearby. It was Himura. Yusuke absently noted the ancient hero seemed a bit... heavier. He and his companions all had chopsticks in their hands and about a dozen different dishes they were sharing amongst themselves.

"Hey, man," Yusuke said, pulling a chair out. "You adjusting okay?"

The swordsman lowered his utensils. "It's... difficult, to say the least. I think the food is making things easier, however."

"Good food does bring people together, doesn't it?" Vegito laughed. "Have you found a favorite?"

Himura swallowed the serving of noodles he had just slurped up. "I've developed a particular fondness for this... ra-men you have."

The two partners' server arrived then, and the two let the samurai resume his meal. They placed their order of several dishes each and their drinks were quickly brought out.

Vegito, who was sitting at an angle, pulled out the cell phone Yusuke had given Goku. As his friend scrolled, the former spirit detective studied his face. His features were strong and angular, and his determined eyes sparkled with mischief. He glanced once at the young man. Yusuke's heart seemed to skip a beat as he quickly looked away, his ears growing hot.

The only explanation he could come up with for the feeling he was experiencing was, that he was developing a crush on his new partner. The two sat in silence. By the time their food was being brought out, Yusuke had finished nearly three glasses of soda pop and he could feel the pressure building inside his belly.

Yusuke dug in, grateful that his stomach would finally stop yelling at him. He started with a dish of sweet and sour pork, glistening with sweet pineapple and mild peppers. The tangy sauce coated his tongue and filled his gurgling belly. He finished maybe half of the dish when the pressure inside him became almost too much. He paused, pressing his fingers into his gut. He felt several bubbles moving slightly within him until one was finally dislodged. It surged through his insides, detonating in the back of his throat in an impressive yet somewhat sloppy belch. The conversation around then stopped as the other patrons turned to stare.

"S-sorry..." the young man apologized, his face as red as the leather upholstered bench he was sitting on. His companion, however, began to laugh. Several others joined briefly as they turned back to their food.

"I bet that felt good, huh?"

Yu nodded. "Helps make more room, too." Resuming his own meal, he finished the pork, then reached for the shrimp and veggie tempura next. The light, crumbly batter, fried to perfection, did well to trap both the rich and subtle flavors within. A bowl of unagi donburi was followed by a platter of pan-fried gyoza, and he countered a spicy steamed chicken dish with several bottles of a dairy soft drink. He finished off with a basket of sata andagi, a type of fried doughnut. Their crisp exterior nicely complimented their soft, chewy center.

He had been so preoccupied with stuffing his face that he hadn't noticed Vegito was already finished. The older man was watching Yusuke, a slight smile on his face, his chin propped up against one fist while his other hand absently traced patterns across his still-defined abs. A slight pang of jealousy shot through the young detective, considering his friend had consumed nearly twice as much as he had, yet it hardly showed on him.

Yusuke leaned back, cradling the mound of soft flesh that hung heavy in his lap. His jacket had ridden up a bit, showing off more of his tender underbelly. He was comfortably full, right now, but given the size of his appetite, he could still fit quite a bit more if he wanted.

"Done, then?" Vegito asked, still smiling. Yusuke only belched in response. "I'll take that as a 'yes'." The fusion stood up, pushing his chair in. "Let's go get more. I'm still hungry."

Yusuke nodded, sliding out of the booth, and hauled his thickening ass off the seat. His massive gut threw him slightly off-balance, so he more or less had to waddle out the door.

They got takoyaki at the next stall, then salt-grilled mackerel, yakisoba, and sticky sweet dango. They dined in at several other places as well, including an Italian bistro and an American-based chain that specialized in beef patty sandwiches.

As the pair made their way down the street and back again, Yusuke's belly swelled outward, weighing him down and his jacket had risen to just below his pecs, leaving the roundness of his paunch on full display. While Vegito's abdomen still stayed relatively flat, it too, had begun to round out.

Doing his best to hide a broad grin, an image of the Saiyan duo sprawled out on his couch, surrounded by empty take-out containers and dirty dishes, sporting a gut the size of a small boulder crossed his mind. He fantasized about giving his crush belly rubs, listening to him digest, and falling asleep against his warm and supple skin. He felt his entire body grow hot as the two partners made their way back to Yusuke's apartment.

Over the next several months, Yusuke, under Vegito's tutelage, was able to start turning his flab into muscle. While his physique developed, his stomach didn't seem to diminish. He was a little disappointed about that, but there wasn't much he could do. Vegito, on the other hand, had begun to develop a sizable gut; he was constantly gorging himself with the highest-calorie foods he could get his hands on or guzzling protein shakes of various flavors.

One day, while he was cramming his laundry into the washing machine, his roommate, who hadn't bothered to put a shirt on that morning, was busy with the vacuuming. He was adding the detergent when he heard the vacuum cleaner switch off.

"Oi," his crush called as he was punching in the settings. "Isn't that my t-shirt?"

Yu turned to him, glancing down at his clothes. "Er... yeah, it is. You don't mind, do you? All of mine are getting to be... too small."

Vegito shrugged, moving to put the vacuum away. "Eh, it's not like I'm using it right now."

With the washing machine started, the younger man closed the doors to their utility closet. He peered down the hall, hoping to catch a glimpse of his friend's plump ass, then quickly looked away when the other man straightened. "I was thinking about going shopping on Saturday. It would be nice to have some clothes that actually fit again."

Laughing wryly, Vegito leaned against the wall. "My wardrobe could use an update too. You think I could tag along?"

"Uh, yeah, sure," Yu responded, without really thinking.

"Great!" The Saiyan fusion grabbed him roughly by the arm and pulled him into the hall, pinning him against the wall with his heavy belly while gripping the younger man's upper arms– "It's a date, then–" and firmly pressed his lips to Yusuke's.

When he pulled back, all Yusuke could do was stare up at him, wide-eyed. He flushed, opening his mouth several times to say something, but nothing came out. "H-how...? I... you..."

Vegito grinned. "What, did you think I wouldn't notice you staring at me every meal?" He tapped Yu on the cheek before turning to the door– "I'm gonna go grab us some grub–" leaving Yusuke to wonder what the hell just happened. He slid down the wall, his stomach bouncing against his thighs as he hit the floor.

Yusuke was hesitant to appear as a couple in public at first, but his new boyfriend was very affectionate and often held him close, giving him little kisses here and there, or placing one large hand on his belly for a light massage. It wasn't long before their relationship was... general knowledge.

During the week, when they arrived at work, they found the agency in an unusual state of busyness. The chief flagged them down and ushered them into his office. Apparently, there was something he wanted to discuss with the two of them.

"Chief, what's going on? We haven't been this busy in months," the young detective asked as he sat down.

"We've seen a startling spike in disappearance cases. Mostly civilians, however, a number of our 'visitors' have also vanished. At first, I thought their cell phone batteries died and they just forgot to charge them. But no one's seen some of them in days. Even weeks. The two of you are some of the more powerful here and I have a feeling something else is at work here."

"And you want us to see if we can figure it out?"

The chief nodded. "I'm sorry to drop this on you, but I don't know who else could potentially deal with it."

The two men looked at each other, then back at their boss. "Well, it certainly sounds more interesting than what we've seen doing so far."

They were sent all over the city to where the visitors were last seen, to see if they could find any clues. But about all they took away from each site was a sense of unease. It was stronger in some places than others, but that was the only consistency.

The two were quiet on the train ride home. Vegito absently pulled Yusuke into his lap, nuzzling the back of his well-muscled neck and shoulders while feeling up his chunky hips and gently fingering the flesh that spilled over his waistband.

Yu caught his boyfriend's wrists. "Please, Vi. Not when we're in public."

"As you wish," Vegito conceded, instead wrapping his arms around Yusuke's thick upper torso, kissing him behind the ear. He rested his chin on the younger man's shoulder for the rest of the trip.

They exited the train several stops later, grabbed a dozen or so bags of groceries at the station, and headed home, hand in hand.

The supper they whipped up at the apartment was warm, hearty, and very, very filling. Vegito leaned back in his chair, stifling a deep, rumbling belch. He held his tight belly with both hands. "Ooh, that was really good. I didn't know you could cook."

The young man shrugged. "As much as I appreciate the convenience of fast food, you can't really beat a good, homemade meal. I don't cook often because I'm usually too busy, or too tired, but I was in the mood today."

Morning came bright and clear. The two quickly prepared for their date at the mall, only after a heavy, fattening breakfast that included lots of bacon and eggs.

When they arrived at the mall, it was busy, as was typical on a weekend. Their browsing of various clothing stores was broken up by visits to an assortment of food stalls, ranging from Chinese to sandwiches to sweet pastries.

By mid-afternoon, when they were working through a stack of extra large pizzas, they both had an armload of bags from several stores. They finished their meal and washed it down with a couple of two-liter bottles of their favorite soda. The carbonation bloated their stomachs out even further than they already were and made the glutted organs very noisy.

They sat, leaning against each other on their bench, simply watching the passersby. Yusuke kept glancing at his boyfriend's rounded belly. The fusion had developed quite a wide girth in the past few months, though the former spirit detective was fairly sure he was still bigger. But only be a little.

"Hey, have I ever mentioned that I think 'well-fed' looks good on you?" Yu asked, placing a hand on the other man's distended midsection.

Vegito thought a moment. "No. I kinda figured that, but it's nice to hear you say it once in a while."

Yusuke smiled, returning to his contemplation of the gurgling flesh in his hand. It was quiet for some time, but then there was a sudden, deep reverberation. Vegito winced as it echoed through his insides, gently rubbing his side.

“HHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRP!!!!!”

The abrupt eructation stunned the young man, and several others in the vicinity, who stopped to stare and whisper amongst themselves, with one child asking their mother, "Mama, why are those two so fat?"

She quickly shushed the child and mentioned it wasn't polite to point and stare, hurrying away as the two lovers laughed. The fusion pounded his chest a couple times and loosed another, albeit shorter, belch that was just as loud. He slumped back against his boyfriend, smacking his gut. "That feels much better."

"That was pretty hot."

"Thanks, I've been practicing."

They both closed their eyes, listening to the cacophony of mall sounds.

Yusuke wasn't sure how long they sat like that, but a sudden explosion from a nearby store startled the two partners to their feet, their bodies pumped full of adrenaline. People were screaming, running this way and that. The dust was thick and the creaking of splintered timbers could be heard.

A faint silhouette could be seen emerging from the debris and they assumed a fighting stance. It was large and seemed to be carrying two limp others. The bubblegum-colored figure sported a massive, undulating belly, offset by an otherwise muscular physique. He had a peculiar sort of... antenna that gave him a resemblance to a dollop of whipped cream. He looked the two over, seeming to note their size and heft.

Vegito obviously recognized him. "Majin Buu. What are you doing here?"

The alien grinned, showing off a series of pointed teeth. "Isn't that obvious? I'm regaining my power."

One of his captives weakly lifted their head and mouthed the words 'Help me' to the two heroes, but before either of them could react, their adversary displaced himself to a nearby roof.

"Don't worry, my little piglets. I'll come for you sooner or later," he promised, licking his lips. Then, he vanished.

Yusuke and Vegito looked at each other and wordlessly returned to their purchases, gathered them up, and headed home. Yusuke phoned their agency chief to relay what happened.

"Well," the chief had said, sounding relieved. "I'm glad I asked you two to take care of this then. I know Vegeta and Goku have dealt with him before, so it shouldn't be too hard for you and them."

"Yeah, the problem's gonna be taking the bastard down."

"We'll do what we can here, boys don't expect much. I'll see you Monday."

"Yes, sir." Then Yu hung up. He turned to his boyfriend. "Hey, that alien. Would he really... eat someone?"

Vegito nodded. "He's done it before, so I'm not surprised."

Weeks passed and the task of finding this offworlder saw little progress. The disappearance cases continued to pile up.

One day, a pair of less powerful coworkers expressed fear of going home alone. The two heroes offered to escort them home, splitting up as their friends lived in opposite directions.

Yusuke arrived home first. When his lover didn't arrive after several hours, he decided to make his own meal, storing about half in the fridge for when his boyfriend returned.

When he awoke the next morning, the apartment was quiet. He sat up, noticing the other side of the bed was undisturbed. A sickening dread knotted up in the pit of his stomach and he bolted from the room.

"Vegito?" He called. No response. He cleared every room to make sure. "Babe?" Nothing. He went to the fridge and pulled it open. The supper he had prepared was still there.

This wasn't right. He fumbled for his cell phone, punching in the agency's number. Panicking slightly, he told them his partner was missing. He was told to calm down and was reminded that the detectives all had an app on their phones that was linked to A GPS satellite. He'd forgotten about that.

Unfortunately, they couldn't get a lock on the fusion's signal for several days.

"That's not far from an abandoned prison," the technician who had traced the signal told him.

A glimmer of hope broke through the clouds of anxiety that obscured Yusuke's judgment since his lover had vanished. "Great, send me the coordinates. I'll go tell the chief."

His boss nodded somberly. "Take Guts with you. He's been getting restless."

"Very well," the young man said and went to find the swordsman.

Guts had always seemed uncomfortable in this time and since this run-down jail was more in the country, the large man would be less on edge. He followed silently as Yusuke led him through the abandoned streets of the prison town.

They found Vegito's cell phone in a muddy ditch; it was on and transmitting. Yusuke was a little surprised it still had a charge but was grateful it had lasted for as long as it had.

When they reached the decrepit building, Guts offered to secure the perimeter. Yusuke accepted and headed for the ruins, eager to find his boyfriend.

He didn't bother checking the common areas and went straight to the cell block. He found several of their visitors, many of whom had put on some serious weight, chained to the wall of a few cells, but none of the civilians.

As he unlocked the shackles that held Shinji Ikari, the designated pilot of the Eva One Unit, whose obese body had reduced his pilot's suit to tatters, Yusuke asked what happened, and learned a rather disturbing truth.

Majin Buu, who claimed to be responsible for the rift problem that resulted in the high concentration of heroes and legends, had captured and trapped them all here. The reason for the civilian disappearances made him want to puke then and there. They were captured and used as fodder, fattening the heroes to extremes, so that the pseudo-genie could then consume them, adding to his power. Nearly a dozen legends had already met their ends in this fashion.

The young man's heart sank. He quickly asked about his boyfriend. Shinji shrugged. "I haven't seen much other than this cell, sorry. But if he's not in this block, he may be in the other one. Otherwise, well..." He broke off, a pained expression on his face.

Not wanting to face the possibility, Yusuke thanked the young man and sent him outside to meet with the others he had freed.

As he made his way through the second cell block, his heart dropped lower and lower with every empty cell he encountered. But then, through the second to last door on the top level, he spotted a familiar figure, sitting on the floor with his back to the wall and his hands chained above his head. His head was hanging slightly to one side and his exposed belly was so massive it resembled an exercise ball.

"Vi!" He cried, rushing to his lover's side, awash with relief. "Thank God you're okay," he nearly wailed. He lifted the older man's face with both hands, his eyes brimming with tears. Ignoring the vaguely haunted look in Vegito's eyes, he leaned forward for a passionate kiss.

"Yu, I–"

"Don't talk, let's get out of here, first."

"I'm afraid," a voice called from the doorway. "That you two, won't be going anywhere."

Yusuke spun around fast enough that he lost his balance and landed on his ass. Buu stood at the exit, carrying another pair of captives. The scenery around them shifted and they were in a single larger cell with one wall replaced with iron bars.

There was another figure now. Clad in burnished full plate adorned with wing motifs, his wavy white hair surrounded a face that had an ethereal beauty to it. From the description he heard from Guts, this was Griffith, his former leader.

The two enemies entered the cell. Griffith grabbed Yusuke by the back of the collar and dragged him toward another set of shackles hanging off the wall. He didn't bother trying to resist. He was too busy watching in horror as Buu slowly crammed the two hostages down Vegito's gullet. He couldn't treat his eyes away from the writhing mass apparent through his skin.

Buu seemed immensely pleased with how much the fusion's stomach had ballooned out, as well as the expression of revulsion on his captive's face. He then approached Yusuke. "You and your friends will make fine meals once you're good and fat. I think I'll enjoy your consumption." He clapped a hand on Griffith's shoulder, and the mercenary was immediately converted into a figure consisting entirely of cookie dough ice cream.

"Wait, you–!" His objection was cut short when the pseudo-genie stuffed him head-first into Yusuke's mouth.

Despite being a frozen desert, the figure promptly started to melt when introduced to the young man's body heat. Though that may have been a blessing in disguise; the melting made gulping the figure down a bit easier. The downside? It made a horrendous mess across Yusuke's face and down the front of his shirt and swelling stomach. When his force-feeding was over, he was breathing heavily. He had never been so full. His stomach had grown two or three times larger than it was when he had arrived there. His 'meal' squirmed violently inside him, the cold of the ice cream spreading out from his center. He slumped against the wall, he was exhausted. Buu patted the twitching mound of flesh in from of him, then left.

He belched thunderously. "Ooh... Well, at least I won't have to worry about his armor giving me indigestion."

For several days, they did little more than moan about their massively overfull bellies, unfortunately, filled to their absolute limit with confectionized hostages.

After digesting the White Hawk Griffith, Yusuke noted the shackles around his wrists seemed tighter. When he glanced up, he noticed a series of black tattoos had appeared around his wrists and biceps. His nails seem to have grown sharper, and running his tongue across his teeth, he found they had pointed. His demonic heritage had reawakened.

When Buu decided they were fat enough, he made the mistake of deciding to start with the reawakened half Demon. He entered the cell, smiling, then began charging the ability that turns his victims into treats. When he fired, Yusuke sprang to his feet, ripping the shackle mounts from the wall, and caught the blazing ball of energy. He held it for a second, then returned to sender.

There was a flash of light and the smell of sugar filled room. While his foe was disoriented, Yusuke pounced. Grabbing the figure by the neck and underbelly, he lifted the villain above his head and opened his jaws as wide as they would go, beginning the arduous process of swallowing his enemy.

Gripping the pseudo-genie by the belt, the young man slowly forced his 'victim' down his constricting gullet. The body was firmer than Griffith's had been; it seemed to be made of mochi, or something similar. Thick, but malleable enough that he didn't have to work too hard to get it into his belly. The colossal stomach proved to be more difficult, but he managed to stuff it down. Now all that was left was a plump ass and a pair of meaty thighs. A couple more powerful gulps and the evil was finally sealed inside him.

Yusuke let his breath out explosively, collapsing backward and sprawling on the concrete floor of the cell with his gut rising above him like a mountain. The conflict inside him was fierce and his skin rippled with his meal's struggle. The pressure inside him became suddenly oppressive and a belch that trumped anything he had ever produced erupted out of him, shattering the still air in the prison.

"Holy shit. That was hot."

Lazily turning his head, Yu realized Vegito was awake. "Thanks, I've been practicing." He swept a quick beam of energy at the wall above his boyfriend, severing the chains that held him captive. "Do me a favor, will you?" he asked breathlessly. "Come over here and rub my belly."

The fusion's answering grin was slightly lewd, but he did what he was asked. The massage certainly helped Yu digest and soon the thrashing inside him subsided.

"We should probably get out of here."

"Maybe later. I'm too stuffed to move right now."

They stayed for a few more days, digesting and waiting for their stomachs to reduce to manageable proportions again. When they could finally walk straight again, they left the jail hand in hand.

"I still can believe you actually ate the guy. How'd you manage that?"

The young man hesitated, then told his lover about what he thought happened, as well as his heritage. "I... didn't tell you because I was afraid you'd leave me."

Vegito stopped, looking Yusuke over. "I dunno. I think it's pretty sexy. You've bulked up quite a bit and I've developed a thing for big men."

Looking away, Yu blushed furiously, but his boyfriend cupped his cheek, lifted his face, and kissed him deeply, pushing him up against the outer was of the building.

When they broke apart, Vegito's eyes were sparkling again. "I love you, ya know that?"

Yusuke couldn't bring himself to tear his gaze away. "I love you, too," he said quietly and reached up for another kiss.

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anon might have missed this but TaexJoanna “shippers” moved to Taennie because they found out Joanna got engaged, which happened a couple of weeks before gurumi. All the Tae anti tea accounts were dragging the Joanna thing for ages, even after the Jeju pics, but as soon as the engagement news dropped, Taennie became the IT ship.

In the timeframe of after Jeju pics and before Joanna engagement, according to tea accounts, he was dating a staff member who he was seen with in DC by the paparazzi, he was dating Eva Chow because she held his hand for a pic at the Khee Soju event, he was dating the gallery owner of the roses painting because she shared a pic on her insta of the painting in Tae’s apt. and it looked like Tae’s shirt was on the couch, he was dating a youtuber who lives in his building…

And I bet that if a pic similar to the TaeJoanna one drops right now, everyone will quit Taennie in an instant and suddenly have a million bits of proof of him being with this new woman.

Isn't Eva Chow married? Lol Ironic that they dropped Joanna because of her engagement. Yup, anon seems to have missed out several key incidents in favor of-HYBE covering for one het ship with another het ship-theory.

#ask me questions

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corpsegirlforever · 9 days

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I wanna chow down on a girl's tummy like Eva 01 showed down on Bardiel's intestines

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idhiylla · 2 months

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LACMA Art+Film Gala

2022

The LACMA Art+Film Gala is a spectacular event that brings together the worlds of art, film, fashion, and entertainment. It is an annual celebration that showcases the seamless integration of visual arts and cinematic excellence. Supported by Gucci, the Art+Film Gala is a testament to their longstanding commitment to the arts. The red carpet of the LACMA Art+Film Gala is a sight to behold, as A-list celebrities grace the event in their finest attire. From stunning gowns to impeccable suits, the fashion choices reflect the creativity and individuality of the attendees. Gucci, known for its artistic collaborations, is often a prominent feature on the red carpet, adding an extra touch of style and luxury. Beyond the glitz and glamour, the Art+Film Gala serves a greater purpose. It raises funds to support LACMA's mission of promoting art and culture, ensuring that future generations have access to the transformative power of creativity. Through this event, LACMA continues to foster a vibrant artistic community and inspire a deep appreciation for the intersection of art and film.

The LACMA Art + Film Gala is an annual event that celebrates outstanding individuals in the art and film industry. This year, it was sponsored by Gucci and honored the filmmaker Park Chan-wook and the artist Helen Pashgian. The proceeds from the gala support upcoming exhibits, purchases, and educational initiatives, which is such a wonderful cause. Backstage, I had the opportunity to take some pictures with the incredible stylist and event chair, Eva Chow, as well as the stunning supermodel Kendall Jenner. It was such a surreal moment to be surrounded by such talented and influential individuals. On the red carpet, I felt like a true icon of grace and elegance. I wore a breathtaking black hooded dress by Saint Laurent, specially created for me as their global ambassador. The dress featured a captivating hood, adding a touch of mystery and sophistication to my look. The form-fitting silhouette and dramatic train added an elegant touch, making me feel like a princess.

To complete my ensemble, I carried a chic black clutch and wore a bold gold bracelet, adding a touch of glamour to my outfit. My golden blonde hair, styled with a one-sided braid, provided a striking contrast to the all-black ensemble. And my makeup was kept natural-looking, enhancing my features and allowing my innate beauty to shine through. Throughout the evening, I had the opportunity to mingle with fellow celebrities and artists, sharing our passion for art and film. It was a magical experience, and I felt so grateful to be a part of such a prestigious event. I also took some breathtaking photos on my hotel balcony, showcasing the stunning Saint Laurent gown against the backdrop of the LA cityscape bathed in the golden-orange hues of the sunset. It was truly picture-perfect! Thank you LACMA Art + Film Gala for inviting me to such a wonderful event. And a special thank you to YSL and Anthony Vaccarello for dressing me in this stunning dress. I am so grateful for the love and support I received throughout the evening.

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nikoldragonne12 · 5 months

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DM AU - my families (updated)

Canada:

Toronto

Ruby Wilde (Lucy Wilde's aunt)

Thomas "Tom" Wilde (Lucy Wilde's twin brother)

Damien "Dami" Fournier (Tom's husband)

Amberlynn "Amber" Wilde-Fournier (Lucy Wilde's niece)

Female minion tribe (lead by Vicky and Rita)

Roselle "Rose/Rosie" Moreau (Wilde-Fournier's neighbor)

Colette "Lettie" Moreau (Balthazar Bratt's daughter)

Fabio Moreno (guy who's interested in Roselle)

Ewan Starr (businessman who moved to Canada after his son's birth)

Sabine Starr (Ewan's wife)

Felix Starr (Amber's former classmate)

Gianna Manzo (another of Wilde-Fournier's neighbors)

Ottawa

Lucien Fournier (baker who took Damien in after emigrating to Canada)

Aimée Fournier (Lucien’s wife)

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United States of America:

San Francisco

Lei Chow (Master Chow's granddaughter)

Tao Chow (Lei's husband)

Lin Chow (Master Chow's great-granddaughter)

Feng Chow (Master Chow's great-grandson)

Bao Chow (Master Chow's great-grandson)

Charles Werner Nefario (Dr. Nefario's son)

Eva Nefario (Charles's wife)

Alfred "Fred" Isaac Nefario (Dr. Nefario's grandson)

Tiana Nefario (Fred's wife)

Elizabeth "Lizzie" Angela Nefario (Fred's daughter)

New York

Daisy Nelson (Junior's daughter)

Hunter Nelson (Daisy's husband)

Aaron Nelson (Junior's grandson)

Richard "Richie" Nelson (Junior's grandson)

Zoey Nelson (Junior's granddaughter)

Donovan Nelson (Tina's son)

Lily Nelson (Donny's wife)

Katelin "Katie" Nelson (Tina's granddaughter)

Quinsel "Quinn/Quinnie" Nelson (Tina's granddaughter)

Ronald Nelson (Binkie’s son)

Yvette Nelson (Ron’s wife)

Marcus "Marc" Nelson (Binkie's grandson)

Zachary "Zach" Nelson (Binkie's grandson)

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WWD - Gucci LACMA Art + Film Gala 2023 Honorees Set

#LACMAART #FILMGALA2023

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blackenchanting · 1 year

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Welcome to Ravens Borough episode 18

Somewhere in the unheard of town of Ravens Borough

The contents of this story are nsfw therefore not for children

"Welcome to the hearts of steel madam" drex said as Ameila and Ava walked down the steps holding hands. The spot lights moved around the room as vanilla twilight by owl city played. They walked along the bar as Ameila kissed Ava's hand and twirled her onto a bar stool. Before Ameila was behind the counter facing her.

"Alright madam I don't know what can I get you tonight?" She asked

Ava tapped her fingers on the bar

"Mhhh.. I dunno, are you on the menu?" She asked

"Tempting.. but I got someone at home" Ameila said

"Disheartening.. Surprise me I suppose" Ava said as Ameila grabbed a few bottles off the shelf while sliding over the photo that said 'yes I'm still your wife idiot'

"Oooo can you make me a cheese cake?" Ava asked

"I suppose that ain't too much to ask for" Ameila said, sliding her a drink.

"Ooo it's blue" Ava said as Ameila grabbed the counter top and folded it up revealing a stove hiding under it

"Hmm.. actually I think I have some in the fridge" she said crouching down next to the recipe books that were unopened as she moved over to a small fridge

She pulled the handle as the door popped open being met with a sticky note that said rules to live by 'earth is round, the sky's not actually blue but who's asking. Grass is green Ava's your wife and pussy pussy. Salt it salt if you didn't get any. It was your own damn fault, as she grabbed a cheesecake from the fridge and closed the door. "There you go" Ameila said sliding it across the table

"Yay!" Ava said starting to chow down on it

"..."

"What" Ava said looking at Ameila

"Oh god what are you thinking" Ava said

"You eat dick the way you eat that cheesecake?" Ameila asked

"Fuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooou!" Ava said looking away

"You can try but I'm the dominant one" Ameila said

"Shut!" Ava said finishing her cheese cake and taking a sip of her drink

"If I wanted to eat your dick like cheesecake I'd do it" Ava said

"Fair enough" Amelia said refilling her drink with a different amounts

"Hmmm I see. You don't follow a recipes" Ava said

"Not really I just wing making them" Ameila said

"On the bright side at least you feel special. No too drinks are ever the same" Amelia said

"Don't quit your day job" Ava said standing up

"Wasn't planning on it" Amelia said.

The interstate was quiet asides from a sign with a singler flickering light that said 'ravens claw next four miles'. And next to it was a sign for 'ravens borough next two miles'. But the silence was broken as a two thousand eight dodge Magnum flew by the signs it was red with a black hood. Eva shifted gears as Robin held onto the oh shit bar for dear life

"Easy easy easy!" Robin yelled

"This was your fault. You know how I am." Eva said. Speeding up as they flew towards the detectives office

"And I also told you if you're not careful the Half shaft will disengage from the wheel hub. Due to the recall on the two thousand eight dodge Magnums!!!!" Robin said

"That's a fixable problem." Eva said.

"Oh… christ.." Robin said as they flew off the exit for ravens borough

"Plus I wanted to see its limits." Eva said slowing down considerably.

"Its got a top speed of one hundred twenty mph. And can go zero to sixty in six seconds" Robin said

"Huh, good to know." Eva said. Throwing the hand break as it drifted perfectly around the bend and straightened back out.

"Dammit this isn't Tokyo drift!" Robin said, fixing his aviators.. he looked in the rear view mirror as a big jacked purple twenty thirteen ford svt raptor slowly came up behind them. It had a massive light bar On Top and one across the bumper

"Of course it's not. But I can drift most things. Probably even a tank." Eva said.

"Thankfully you'll never get your hands on one" Robin said as a hand in the truck behind them pulled a string hanging from the roof as a loud train horn came out of the truck

"Gah, who the fuck?" Eva asked, turning to see the truck.

"Fuckin alright." Eva said, speeding up.

"For the love of.. Irene" Robin said as the truck sped up as well staying right behind them as she hit max speed. The horn blew as the turn signal activated

"Wow, that thing is quick." Eva said

It came up beside them being fat taller than them it has a toolbox over the back as it pulled in front of them it had a sticker over the back window that said this country girl ain't no princess with a back rack In front of it

"Who even…" Eva said, looking down. At a magnet on the back that said gas grass or ass no one rides for free

"At least they got their priorities in check" Robin said.

"That's true." Eva said.

It's horn blew again as it took a different exit.

"Good now we can get back without any more hassle." Eva said.

Some time later they arrived back at the detectives office.

Robin Opened the trunk where a birthday cake was sitting.

"Look at that, it's perfectly fine." Eva said.

"Surprisingly with your track record" Robin said

"I mean I've done similar stunts before." Eva said.

"My poor car" Robin said

"It'll be fine now that I'm not driving. Might need Orion to look at it. He might be able to fix the recall issue." Eva said.

"But for now let's get this cake to its place." She added picking up the cake as Robin shut the hatch hiding the massive subwoofers that were in the back of the seats.

"Nice car regardless. Sorry if I over did it." Eva said.

"She'll live" Robin said

"Fair enough." Eva said.

"Maybe anyway" Robin said

"It should be fine. Wonder if anyone else is gonna show up." Eva said.

"No idea." Robin said as the magnum tweeted like a bird.

"Fair enough, let's head in." Eva said heading inside with the cake.

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Night fell over the detectives office as two shoes walked through a puddle outside. As a red jacket pulled over which had a cool lime green symbol on the back that lit up a small feminine hand flickered open an old square lighter as they lit a cigarette in their mouth

Inside the three where enjoying cake as their was four knocks at the door and then two double handed knocks

"What in the…" Rob said, opening the door.

"How's it going" Ameila said talking the cigarette out of her mouth as her eyes gave a slight glow in the dark

"Alright. Wasn't expecting to see you tonight considering." Rob said

"Well here I am" Ameila said

"Fair. Come on in." Rob said letting her in. She walked in putting her cigarette out as her jacket glowed behind her

"Looks like a pretty killer party over here" Amelia said

"I mean we already kinda finished but there's still plenty of cake left." Rob said.

"I have a great recipe for cake in my dictionary of a brain. My mom's house famous chocolate lava cake with crushed up peanut butter and brownie topping that's slathered in a nice melted peanut butter top" Amelia said

"That does sound pretty nice. even if I don't care for peanut butter too much." Rob said.

"Wa.. whaaaat!" Ameila replied

"What? Yeah, I don't do peanut butter that much. Maybe every once in a while but overall it's just not my favorite or most liked thing." Rob said.

"Are.. you like.. sick or something?" Ameila asked

"Nope. Might have something to do with dogs and peanut butter. And probably my dislike of stereotypes." Rob said.

"What you mean dogs and peanut butter!" Ameila said

"Dogs love peanut butter. I don't. Because I'm part werewolf." Rob said.

"That makes no fucking sence!" She said

"I mean yeah. Though I'm willing to give that cake a try." Rob said.

"Fuck it wanna know the truth?" Rob said.

"No you might make enimes here tonight" Ameila said

"Yeah im with her on this. First time ever hearing you don't like peanut butter" Robin said

"I liked peanut butter. Until I had my own money. Then I bought like twenty jars of it and devoured them in one sitting." Rob said.

"Alright now that's just retarded even for you" Robin said

"It's true. Cleaned those jars completely." Rob said.

"Why the fuck would you do that?" Ameila asked

"Because I could. My dad used those jars to store screws and shit." Rob said.

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should" Robin said

"I know. But I was young and dumb man, we all do stupid shit." Rob said.

"Not that stupid." Eva said.

"Et tu Eva?" Rob said.

"Hey it's my job to knock you back into place every once in a while." Eva said.

"But he never learns" Robin said

"Nope. Not even a little bit. But that's why he has us." Eva said.

"Been trying to get him to move on from cryptids for years" Ameila and Robin said in sync

"That's because there's fuck all to do with my skill set outside of this job." Rob said.

"Join the military, Join the police force, Join the swat team, Sell guns. There's so much shit to do with your skill set, run a bar" Robin said

"Yeah no that's my thing" Ameila said

"True but with this job I have a bit more freedom." Rob said.

"The government breathes down your neck the same as mine. the only difference is they'll kill you if you see something your not meant to" Robin said

"Fair point." Rob said.

"And I'm just here to make sure he comes back in relatively the same shape he left in." Eva said.

"That's what I think happened to Ralph" Robin said

"Poor Ralph.." Ameila said

"Yeah. Yeah that's a good point. I'd probably be better off as a police detective." Rob said.

"I hear defeat in your tone" Robin said

"Probably because I feel kinda… trapped in this job sometimes and that's why I go hunting for cryptids to at least keep it interesting outside of the… intimate stuff." Rob said.

"Almost like the entire plot of this story revolves around you being in this job?" Ameila asked

"Oi. This building is barely holding together at this point." Eva said.

"Just saying" Ameila said placing a bottle of rose whisper on the table

"I know. But still. This job lets me operate a bit more freely and actually help people from time to time." Rob said.

"If you really wanna help people. To actually make a difference then become a cop. I have an opening in foggy rock" Robin said

"I'll think about it. But I kinda just wanna stay here in Raven's Borough for the time being." Rob said.

"It's an hour drive at most" Robin said.

"Good point." Rob said.

"Hey what am I supposed to do then hm? Pulling your ass out of the fire is most of my job here." Eva said.

"You'd make more money get more benefits and get out of this shit hole you pretend is some sort of castle" Robin said

"Yeah. Those all sound pretty good points." Rob said.

"This place is pretty much one bad day from toppling over." Eva said.

"Alright it ain't that bad" Ameila said

"It gets pretty close in some storms." Rob said.

"But that doesn't really answer my question. What about me? I don't do this for the money or anything if I'm being honest." Eva said.

"Don't know what to tell you. Get a day job or be a stay at home wife" Ameila said

"I'd offer you a position at the heart of steel but he'd kill me" Ameila added gesturing to Rob

"I mean she can if she wants. I'm just worried she might get hurt or worse." Rob said.

"Yeah cuz you're gonna let her work at an underground bar for criminals. And not just criminals dangerous criminals" Ameila said

"That's a very good point." Rob said.

"Stay at home w-wife…" Eva said blushing.

"Aaaand you broke her good job." Rob said.

"Oh shut the hell up y'all been dating for at least 3 years now this is Basic bitch shit at this point" Ameila said

"Oh I know. She's just a romantic at heart and you kind of said a code word that's sent her into overdrive." Rob said.

"Hate to say it but I agree with your friend here. You should at least be engaged by now" Robin said

"As long as you make sure you come home safe I can find ways to occupy my time." Eva said.

"I mean i'll let you try out the hearts of steel if you want. Just remember that I'm not always gonna be around to save your ass if you get into a situation" Ameila said.

"I mean… I'm not opposed to the idea." Eva said.

"She can handle herself well enough." Rob said.

"But at the same time… I could definitely do with being able to relax for a while instead of having to pull his ass out of the fire." Eva said.

"I haven't proposed because I haven't had the money." Rob admitted.

"O-oh!" Eva said in surprise.

"Neither did I but I made a ring and slapped it on your finger" Robin testified

"Which is now who knows where" he added

"Oh that. That's currently attached to my dad's dog tags." Rob said, pulling a set of dog tags which read Valentine Dexter from under his shirt which had the ring on the chain.

"Well i'll be damned. You kept it. Little weird you kept it.. but i'll be damned you kept it" Robin said

"Well yeah. It's still sentimental. A sort of important moment." Rob said.

"Wait, why is it weird that he kept it?" Eva asked.

"Because it represents us as a couple which we no longer are" Robin said

"I kept it because I still care about you. So I can't throw it away and we weren't on speaking terms for a bit to give it back." Rob said.

"Fair enough" Robin said

"Did you want it back or?" Rob asked.

"I mean if it makes you happy keep it I guess" Robin said

"If you insist." Rob said, putting the dog tags back under his shirt.

"Kinda sweet." Eva said.

"Il show you sweet when I put my size nine foot up your ass" Robin said taking his aviators down with his finger

"Hey, no need for that." Eva said.

As Robin put his aviators back up

"You three are like the pathetic dirty threesome" Ameila said

"Heh, yeah that's not gonna happen." Rob said.

"Id kill myself Long before that started" Robin said

"Exactly. I don't know how to feel about that comment." Rob said.

"Good" Robin replied

"Neither do I…" Eva said.

"Also good" Robin said taking his feet off the table

"Anyway what'd you get up to today Ameila?" Rob asked.

"Woke up had breakfast Took Ava to the bar for dinner and then showed up here because the narrator had other ideas for how he wanted this episode to go" Ameila said

"Fair enough." Rob said.

"We really gotta fix that hole." Eva said, looking at the wall behind Ameila.

Ameila cracked her fingers as she grabbed a random poster and put it over the hole

"Done" she said.

"Where did you even… fuck it that works." Rob said.

"Well it's been fun but I should probably get back on patrol" Robin said standing up as his entire lower half popped

"Yeah, it was. Take care and I'll seriously think about what you said." Rob said getting up and hugging Robin.

"You know you can take a break any time right?" Eva said again

"Blah blah been called blah blah will answer always" Robin said leaving

"Fair enough. I respect that." Rob said.

"Just try not to spread yourself too thin alright?" Eva said.

"Well you know what they say I've been begging to Di-" Robin said cutting himself off by closing the door

"You heading out too Ameila?" Rob asked.

"Eh what the hell it's been ninety seconds" Ameila said also heading for the door

"Want some cake before you go, maybe bring some back to Ava?" Eva asked.

"Ehhhhhhhhhh sure" Ameila said

"Awesome. It's a pretty good cake." Rob said as Eva cut Ameila a couple slices of chocolate cake and wrapped one in cling wrap on a styrofoam plate while handling her the other slice on a styrofoam plate.

"Thank you" Ameila said leaving with it

"Have a nice drive!" Eva said.

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