#even the names are 🤢

[deaneverafter]

Name a more iconic slayage than when Spencer murdered JJ with one "Jennifer", I'll wait

#the way i just wanted to find a gif from the crime scene #and y'all forced me to see some hotchi #hotchi? #rotch? #even the names are 🤢 #no offense #but a little offense

[worstloki]

people fr are like "do you expect Loki to always be in armour? 🤨" and I'm here to answer that Yes! Yes I do! In fight situations, at the very least! Take a look at Thor! Take a look at Loki in Thor 1! Or either of them in Avengers 1! Or even - dare I say - Thor 2! Loki's got LOTS of outfits, switching pieces between them and across scenes, even. He goes through the most outfit changes, and they were all cool and detailed and suited to the situations! Even when not armour! So Yes! I either expect him to reflect such bombardment of clothing in the series as well (within bounds of what is reasonable) or armour when he's fighting. Or at the very least for him to be wearing some green.

#'why is it BROWN' 'omg you can't just ask why it's brown...' 'ok. why is he working with the timeline brainwashing genocide fascists?' 'um' #the Loki show #is the mcu for real like we're not going to put loki in his signature colours in a show with his name on it #what kind of clownery #my dude he was in green when he was in a cell on asgard #he got away from thanos in green - albeit hastily modified and a bit worn down - armour #bestie he didn't don a single horned helm in the entire season #my guy that is not loki if he cannot summon a new outfit even when the exact topic is broached in a conversation #my friends please consider that he has inexplicably not been able to get a single dagger of his own to himself in the show #his magic looks like goop and is used twice maybe three times in the series #he calls enchanting an amateur thing and then 3 episodes later needs to be taught by Sylvie and struggles #WHAT IS GOING ON #Thor 1 is shaking in Loki's custom made baby seal leather boots rn #L-Loki can't even do mag-- I can't say it 🤢 #THOR has recently done more actual proper magic than Loki #my goodness the lad can't even fight well #what happened to his ridiculously accurate dagger aim and the whole mastery of magic and whatnot #AND THEN THEY ALSO WON'T LET HIM HAVE DECENT CLOTHES? #im losing it #are we sure this is Loki? as in LOKI Loki? #''do you expect Loki to always be in armour'' NO BUT IT WOULD BE NICE FOR HIM TO RESEMBLE THE CHARACTER #don't tell me it's Loki being out of his element he did that in Thor 1 Avengers 1 Thor 2 Thor 3 and Infinity War already #don't tell me they needed to strip him down to build him back up. Thor went through that in Thor 1 and it was respectful #it's not even that it's office wear that bothers me it's that it's BORING office it's unsuited to the character #his whole thing is breaking boxes what do you mean he's worn grey and brown the entire show #Wanda got a glow up and Sam got a glowup and Kate and Clint got new fits #man... Loki got a glow down #and that's saying a LOT since he started the series at the end of Avengers 1 after Thanos and getting beat by the Hulk/Avengers #if Loki being a good guy means everyone keeps calling him evil and he's gotta dress down and get beat up constantly... let him be a bad guy #he's literally got nothing to lose here but a shirt that will expose every blood vessel in his abdomen if attacked with 1 glass of water

[silverbastardgoldenfool]

Alise: *exists*

Leftrin:

#rote #realm of the elderlings #rain wild chronicles #realm of the quarantine #alise kincarron #idk how to tag leftrin does he have a last name or is leftrin his last name lol #also alise gets her maiden name cos I'm not calling her by hest's name 🤢 #anyway lol I'm not a love at first sight kinda gal but I've always found this to be very funny and cute #like the meme isn't even an exaggeration he's just immediately head over heels and so earnest about it #and tbh it's what she deserves

[mmprviolet]

Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son. Slider and coop are father and son.

#antiproship #anti slycoop #cant believe thats even a real ship name 🤢 #Cyberchase #anti proshitter #fuck shotacons fuck lolicons fuck adult x child shippers yall are SICK

[usermarquez]

making a 38373828 slides on powerpoint of why pol should come back to repsol honda only for pol to spit on me and tell me to fuck off 😔

#if zar-🤢 cant even say his name…. #nadya.txt

[airbenderedacted]

deathstar shippers stop going out of ur way to tell me you hate dominator being a lesbian and that you’re homophobic asf challenge (impossible, apparently)

#(cw: put under a read more for homophobia & transphobia 😬) #LITERALLY went ''lemme say the quiet part out loud'' BRO THIS IS LIKE THE 6TH(????) TIME I'VE HAD SUCH AN ENCOUNTER #except i will say that this is the first time it wasn't unprovoked. i did @ them first to ask why they were leaving replies on my posts- #-saying hater's crush on dominator is creepy bc they 'look like they have an age gap' meanwhile they've liked AND MADE #-comments elsewhere shipping her with men that are way WAY older than her and sometimes visibly so like. hater and her are the same agegroup #so i was like. what is going on here huh??? ANFD THEN THEY JUST SAY THIS SHIT why am i ever surprised anymore lmao #shout out to this person for adding transphobia to their shittiness for Spice ig /s 🙄 eugh... #i should've seen it coming bc they were referencing a page on the woy wiki THAT USES STEVENSON'S CORRECT NAME & PRONOUNDS #AND YET THEY WERE ADAMANT ON USING HIS DEADNAME AND SHE/HER PRONOUNS LIKE.. I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED THIS but still 🤢 #i dont ever wanna stop giving ppl the benefit of the doubt but oh my god do These people test me. every time. goes like this Every Single T- #on god only like twice or smthn have i seen [REDACTED] shippers be like.. very decent to me and literally just ignorant #and they were from here and i just ask them to not interact bc it makes me uncomfortable and they're like i dont get it but ofc #and i never see them again #AND THEN EVERY OTHER PERSON WHO IS INTO THIS SHIT I HAVE *EVER* COME ACROSS #FUCKING JUST... JUMPS INTO MY MENTIONS OUT OF NOWHERE. LITERALLY I DONT EVEN?? DO ANYTHING I DONT GO NEAR THEM BRO #THEY FUCKING SNIFF ME OUT OR SOME SHIT FOR HAVING A DNI ON OTHER SITES AND GO #''OH SO YOU THINK I'M WRONG FOR HAVING TO REIMAGINE GAY/LESBIAN CHARACTERS AS STRAIGHT SO I CAN ENJOY THEM?'' LIKE- WTF? YES? IT IS #also i kid you not this is an actual thing someone has gone out of their way to look me up and yell at me over for like an hour straiught #on twitter. it was unhinged. like they were convinced straight ppl are oppressed any time gay characters exist #bc gay characters existing makes them unlikable and unrelatable and unconsumable to straights like damn ok if u feel that way die abt it? #it's just so unhinged like bruh GO AWAY LMAO??? SHUT UP! I DONT CARE LITERALLY JUST KEEP UR FREAK BIGOT SHIT TO URSELF GET OUT #again that specifically doesn't apply to this person who technically WAS @ by me first bc i was like.. hey... hey what's going on here HUH #but oh my god they turn out to be vocally homophobic every single time. i was always hoping i was like... #over generalizing these people as being fucking homophobic just bc 1) the vibes r always like that 2) it's faster to say #BUT OH MY GOD THEY REALLY ARE HOMOPHOBIC AS A WHOLE WHAT THE FUCK I LITERALLY ALWAYS WENT OUT OF THE WAY TO BE LIKE aint no way ahah BUT NO? #BRO???? GET OUT OF HERE THIS SHOW IS NOT FOR YOU Y'ALL ARE CREEPS #THEY FEEL SO EMBOLDED TO SAY THE QUIET PART OUT LOUD EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT PROMPTING. I ALWAYS MAKE FUCKING SURE TO NOT ACCUSE BIGOTRY #AT MOST I'LL JUST BE LIKE yeah so straightwashing is a thing that's homophobic so don't do that IF ANYTHING. I NEVER CALL THE PERSON THAT #AND EVERY TIMEEEE THEY JUST GO MASK OFF WITH ''BTW I DONT LIKE THE GAYS'' I OEIUFKGEJRHGUKJDFS EVERY TIME EVERY TIME WTFFFFF #usually being right about things is epic. not this THIS IS JUST.. GWORLS WHAT HE FUCK

[bylertruther]

william wheeler > michael byers

#michael byers sounds like a shitty knock-off michael myers AND mike isn't even the biggest horror fan out of the two of them AND #will wheeler rolls off the tongue AND alliteration isn't bad AND they're both comic lovers so they'd love it AND mike doesn't #hate his parents enough that he'd want to change his name or whatever angsty reason AND yo mama #will didn't draw mike as his knight in shining armor with a literal heart on his shield A HEART WITH A CROWN AKA CALLING MIKE #THE KING OF HIS HEART AND THEN LATER SAYING OUT LOUD WITH HIS MOUTH 'YOU'RE THE HEART' for you guys to disrespect #his dreams like this #boy prob has notebooks full of MW + WB and MW with a heart around it etc etc be serious. he is a sappy hopeless romantic. #he goes 🤢😒 when he sees other ppl being lovey dovey but then does the same shit in private like be serious. BE SERIOUS #no reblogs bc i kno i'm in the minority and i don't want to see ppl reblogging a post they disagree with to tell me tht they disagree

[sofiaruelle]

UGH CRINGE. 🤢🤢🤢🤢

The OGs know wassup tho...😎

I tried but my camera is too weak to catch the details of a hidden signature lmao

#narwhal speaks #high key cringe #🤢🤢🤢 #tldr; in my youth i opened a DBH(hella neglected) and my tita in Canada was my first and only customer #she made my cousins wear these doggo dessert shirts #fast forward to the future they visited #we partied and beached #now it made its way to my other cousin possession #AND HAUNTS ME WITH THE EMBARASSING DESIGN AND CRUDE ARTSTYLE #in fairness the quality of the shirt and the printing is amazing. its been what 10yrs? and even though the colors changed and theres lint.. #the quality of the shirt is pretty good. im impressed #THE DESIGN SUCKS THO. #funny interactiong though: they didnt believe me when i said i designed the shirt #but my name was “hidden” in the oreo design #FEELINGS? #lowkey proud #lowkey disgusted #highkey touched that it made its way back to me #cause like the shipping fees to the PH were too high for me buy for myself #IS THIS A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE????? #BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN??????

[kiingbiing]

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#talks #watched a game called killer frequency #it’s good #but my pet peeve is the main guys name #his name is Forrest Nash #🤢🤢🤢 #WHAT THE HELL #Forrest is an alright name I even like it #but putting it next to Nash I was ready to tear my ears out #Forrest Nash is NOT a good combo #the first time I heard the name I was physically holding myself back from punching the imaginary demons #his name is AWFUL #it’s prolly an ok name but I just hated it so much #if I was named Nash I’m literally changing my whole identity and look #I will be as unrecognizable as possible

[getting-messi]

https://twitter.com/shitcedes/status/1618631063789768704 https://twitter.com/2Purses/status/1618675402356174848 for your viewing pleasure 💀💀. no matter how close they used to be before m*appe snaked him, neymar aint never rated him like he does messi, he's borderline in love with him shut up 😭😭

IM IN TEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

THEY LITERALLY THINK THIS IS A FANFIC OMG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg footy TikTok is hell on earth, I’ve now realized that now. And I love how they’re like ‘Ney needs them both in his life’ like yeah to do his job??? But this is like a romance movie or something, WHY R THEY LIKE THIS😭

#saying kyky makes Neymar happy the way Messi can’t😵‍💫🤢🤢 #if you took the names away and read that to someone you’d think it was about a love triangle or something😭 #this sounds like love island discourse like ‘Ney doesn’t fully trust him but he regrets what did before’ #LIKE???????? #I truly had no idea this side of the internet existed #and why is Messi getting all these strays since when is 35 old and why is being calm a bad thing? #and Neymar being painted like the damsel in distress PLEASEEEEEEEE #but yeah these Stans are weird but yeah Kylian and Neymar’s relationship isn’t even slightly close to what Messi and Neymar are like #like not comparable or even close at ALLLLLLL

[yeetlegay]

Sweet mother, I knew I forgot something. Something like my comment on kinnporsche.

Okay, so, first things first I know a lot of people might hate on me for this, but I need spicy time between Kinn and Tawan. In exchange, I will allow Vegas to have spicy time with Porsche. But I want it all to lead absolutely nowhere except Kinn and Porsche realising they love each other and Vegas realising Porsche is too boring for him and he actually likes Pete. Idk. I just want grey moral spice. I'm aware that won't happen 99% but hey a girl can dream.

And as for Tawan oh boi. First, his character is well-written, he annoys every teeny tiny cell in my body. But… Somehow I like him? Like obviously, he betrayed Kinn yadda yadda, but on the other hand a huge mafia is looking for him to kill him and he manages to survive? Dosn't matter how, with or without help of minor family etc, you still have to admit that's kinda impressive. Problematic part is that my undying love for Vegas also started like this, I can't be saint protector for two out of possible two villains in the show.

I can, no one can ban me from doing so, but still…

And the actor who is playing Tawan's role is so good. I forgot to look up his name lmao, but oh. my. god. he did his job so well.

- Lestat

The first half of this ask….Lestat why….

There were two wolves on my shoulders every time Tawan was onscreen, like I loathed him on sight and pray daily for someone to bust his kneecaps next ep, but also….I could fix him……🫦

#and by fix I do mean fuck #that’s the same right? #kinnporsche #yeetle asks #why don’t queue stay #vegasporsche 🤢 #kinn x tawan #they don’t even have a ship name that’s how blasphemous that shit is lestat #like you’re really testing me here 😭 #this is so cursed

[butch-bakugo]

Just so you know;

Reading yaoi written by women,drawing gay men as sterotypes, obessesing over mlm pairings as someone who isnt mlm and harassing male celebrities who wont kiss their male co-stars is just as bad as straight men who want to watch lesbians kiss for their entertainment.

Cause lets be real, these creep ass women couldnt handle 2 actual grown hairy fat masculine gay men having hot and heavy sex, they have to reduce it down to 2 hairless skinny pale gay twinks having sanitised cold and painful anal sex with one being the feminine submissive reciever™ and the other being the barely masculine dominant borderline abusive giver™.

Im so tired of "hot yaoi" webtoons written by american white cishet women who dont understand litterally anything about gay relationships, especially between men who arnt conventionally attractive and could fit easily into the role of a straight men. If these fujoshis really liked gay men having sex, why do they avoid the bara bear x bara bear genre?🤔🤔🤔 why do you only like the men who might as well be straight-passing?

#levi speaks #like fujos are all like man i love mlm ships and they show you the most heterosexual abusive shit #killing stalking was written by a cishet woman #and they are always abusive #not that mlm boygirl bigender people cant write good mlm romance #but its litterally only attractive to cishet people and certain lgbt people 🤢🤢🤢 #those lgbt people being claiming to be lgbt then never date the same gender and express disgust at the thought #claim to be nonbinary and socially out then not change litterally anything about themselves #not the name not the pronouns not even how they refer to themselves #they are usually white afab and like men and think that white gay trans men are an unrepped group #i almost laugh writing that lol whote gay trans men with cis men is all thats ever shown #still havent seen a trans man with a woman in my life

[cheekblush]

was passing some time in this little shop while waiting for my train and had a whole war flashback to the inc*st plot line when i came across this manga 😭😭😭

#i never read the manga only watched the anime & i remember that being a huge plot twist 😭🤢 #i always preferred zero anyways i don't even remember her brother's name he always annoyed me but when it was revealed they're siblings?BYE #i really had no business watching this i think i was 14 years old or maybe even younger??? #this is what unsupervised internet access will get you shahajsnsm #☁️

[chronomally]

Ingrid wants to be partner so bad, by the time she gets there (if they ever actually make her partner), there won't be anything left of her

#please feel free to ignore this #I'm watching Partner Track #God this scene at the diversity gala is making me sick #As soon as they called her name for the award I knew it was some bullshit and she did too #but this speech makes me want to 🤢 #I just want to be like 'Is it worth it! Is it worth it! Is it all worth it!' #There's something worse about making her do it in front of her family too like I really don't think I could #even if I wanted to even if I thought it would be worth it

[woozi]

the svteenies and the gose team really KNOW how to make a good show

#theyre also a great match for jaejae and the mmtg staff #i really enjoyed todays ep <3 #was NOT dragging at all i really dont like it when shows do that #even the more lackluster (for lack of better term) goses aren't boring imo #i'm v glad they all came across each other #guess i'm stuck here until the last say the name 😭 #y.txt #gose spoilers #don't really need that tag but like.. just in case <3 #also don't know why that suddenly turned sappy pls 🤢🤮

[violentdevotion]

did anyone else have the boys in highschool talk in great detail about their masturbation habits

#ameera speaks #like its weird right? #id have all the boys on a table with me talk about how much theyve wanked and in november if they broke it or how much they miss it??? #and then theyd ask to borrow a pen and you have to not go 🤢 #like im 20 now so i guess that makes it even weirder to remember #also crazy moment yesterday where i forgot the last name of the guy i had a 4 yr crush on i rly am growing wow