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OMG hiiii dw abt it at all! your answer is long enough and im so sorry :( i hope you feel better now/soon!!

thank youu omg well im in my first year so we do a bit of everything! some coding like coding websites and stuff and some written computer problems as well! (i would explain but it's kinda hard to and i suck at explaining so asdhkjasdhjh) its a bit of everything! programming (practical) and theory!

ahsdjkahsdkj owning two trousers is so real lmao i think i only own one pair ajskldsjad and they are flared so not fit for all weathers ajksdhkjsah they sound sooo cute! if you wouldnt mind sharing them, i'd love to see them! but thats totally up to you! i dont want to make you uncomfortable at all so the choice is yours! im just a lil nosy hehe

omg same when i was a kid i once ate like an entire chocolate egg in a day! the time after that was hell i was sooo sick but its worthh itttttt and yes exactly!! like whenever i was young i had school assemblies and they were all like 'i dont play to draw i play to win' and like yeah so real! as long as no ones too mean and harsh while being competitive then go nuts! i love a little competition!! stardew valley is more of like a relaxing game for me! also animal crossing but like i get so frustrated when i cant catch a fish asjkdhaskj fishing is HELLLLLL in animal crossing alksdjlksj

awww thank youu! your hair sounds beautiful the compliments are most definitely soo valid! my hair never reached that point when i was young tho bc its like SOOOO frizzy and fluffy it almost grows outwards rather than down askjdhkasjh so it was always kinda short and super fluffy ajsdskjh

i think stuff abt the modern day world i really hate is that almost everyones so pretentious nowadays like you see someone and youre like oh theyre nice speaking out abt this and turns out that its all hypocritical and shit but also that feels like its not exactly modern? so ill give another answer and that is INFLATION! everything nowadays is soooo expensive oh my god! and yes governments is so reall

hmm, smth in the next five years... this is sooo not related at all and im totally twisting the meaning of your question but my online friends ajsdhkajsdh okay but serious answer? i wish to see less labour! like yk sites that use fast fashion and stuff that force labour onto people and children and i want that to be addressed and reduced bc like. no. labour is bad how is it acceptable for people to pay such horrible wages to their workers who make them so much money!! that feels so cruel! what about you?

and my question for you: what is something in/from a person that makes them absolutely unacceptable in your eyes? (i dont think that makes sense lmao) basically if you were friends w someone, whats one thing they could do to make you immediately see them as a red flag or like not like them/block them immediately (apart from them saying the r word!)

byee have an awesome day!

-swiftie spring exchange anon!

Hello again! I am doing better atm - I've basically had like, one long bug for three weeks, and like...I'd start feeling better. Go to work. Get worse from the exertion. Have to miss work. Get better slightly, so go to work...yeah XD I do seem to be on the mend now, I've just got a bit of residual pain and cough, and some of my underlying issues are being a bit unpleasant. But I'm taking it XD I had to take almost a week off work last week but I think the prolonged rest helped.

And hey that sounds really cool though!! So guessing you're in uni then? How's that going? Where I am it's starting to come up to exam season, so the people that I know are in uni at the moment are all quite stressed, bless them.

I don't mind showing you them like, privately, but due to my style being quite...unique (by courtsey of making a lot of it) I try to keep it off public tumblr to some extent, just because anyone who knows me would know immediately this was me. Tbh it's not a big deal if they did, but since I work with kids I feel the need to be more careful with social media these days.

And ok but see, I have very straight hair, and I've always wanted frizzy/fluffy hair!! Sometimes I fear we just want what we don't have XD

I think the hypocrisy is related to the modern world however! Social media kinda encourages a very black and white thinking of things, and most things are not so black and white (I mean like, obviously if someone's like. "Haha, I want to murder babies"...that's not a black and white issue. But you get me XD) So you end up with people being like "x is always bad". Then they'll later be like..."this thing that's basically x is fine"?

Inflation is SHIT. Look when I moved into my current place my phone bill was exactly 10 quid a month. It's not like 13 something!! It's not the biggest hike, my energy bill has freaking doubled, but by nature of it starting at a solid 10 I can see the inflation so much easier. It's a 30% increase!!

And see I am very lucky, I have seen a few online friends! My gf and I met through tumblr, and I've got two close friends that by thankful virtue of being in the same country I've been able to meet quite a few times...I met one who I've since lost contact with sadly, but I'm hoping to meet a couple more! OH and one is in a ldr with one of my close friends so I'll see her when she comes here (well I should do) but idk when that would be yet.

And look I have SO many fast fashion complaints. A big reason why I do so much thrifting and sewing is because I just hate fast fashion. I know it's sorta popular in some circles to talk about the shit quality, but it's shit because companies are paying people like a penny a piece for it -.- I refuse to use places like shein and temu...

I think in the next five years...generally I'm wanting to see a shift in climate change. I have a lot of climate anxiety, and I'm hoping that we start getting actual change in how politicians and companies approach the issues?? I want more eco changes. More bikes, cheaper plant based food, less fossil fuels, etc...I also want my government to stop making life harder for no reason. They recently decided people who have visas to work in the care industry over here can't have their kids come from overseas too?? Like there are people who now have their kids in other countries cause of this shit??? If they're working here, they deserve their kids to be here. How is that not the default idea!!

Less generally, I'm hoping to see improvements in my personal life XD I want to see a couple doctors to get some shit sorted out, and I want to improve my art further, and sort out where exactly I'm going with my career.

And nah that makes perfect sense! Honestly I'm a bit of a pushover, I'll take a lot from people. I think mainly the things that will really make me go. Hm. I mean, if you're outright a really terrible person (like if you told me you murder babies for fun, to use my "terrible person" example from above XD) I'm not gonna be interested in talking to you, but that's kinda obvious. But I think the things that make me go "red flag" are usually more personal things based on past experience. For example, I knew someone once who would move my mobility aids away from me, and I'd be like...right well I can't. Move now. Please give them back. And they're one of the few people I've cut contact with. But tbh I feel like I probably need more boundaries, I just get like...what if I'm being too harsh on this person XD

What about you tho??

See you again soon, hope your day has been well when you see this!!

EDIT: I forgot to ask a question back!! D: If you could make one trivial change to the world what would it be? Has to be something small, like...renaming strawberries to be fluffleberries, or making bananas rainbow XD

#swift spring exchange anon

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lady-thor-foster · 7 years

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Dating Pietro Maximoff would include....

Anonymous asked: Could you do a “dating Pietro would include…” thing please? Thank you! I love your writing!

Pairing: Pietro x Reader Word count: 2.4k+ Warning: Fluff, Smut

A/N: To the anon that requested this: I made it as gender inclusive as I could! This was so much fun to write! Thank you for requesting it! I hope you all liked this! It kind of got out of hand and I’m not sorry at all. (At this point you should all know I will never understand the concept of writing short/quick fics. Just expect everything to be more than a thousand words. I’ve accepted it.)

Surprise Kisses

Pietro is always ‘NYOOOMMM’. Even when he’s ‘standing still’ he’s going miles and miles a minute so sometimes you have to grab his face between your hands and plant one on him to remind him to stop, slow down, breathe and ground himself.

You are his anchor. You keep him tethered and grounded and he loves you all the more for it.

Alternatively when he is zipping all over the place he likes to surprise you by stopping suddenly and absolutely taking your breath away with the most toe curling kiss.

Then he zips away again like the little shit he is leaving you completely flustered and needed several minutes to regain your composure.

It’s the highlight of your day honestly.

Being a blanket hog·

A by-product of his insane speed is heat.

(Yes Piet, you’re hot, no that’s not what I meant you absolute dork.)

No matter how many times you tuck him in or attempt to cover him in blankets, they will always end up on the floor without fail.

Bonus: He sleeps in nothing more than his underwear which leads to convenient sexy times.

Even he doesn’t run hot enough to keep all the chill away during the winter so the two of you have had some entertaining as hell blanket fights because you’ve adapted to stealing all of the covers. You always win because he can never say no to you.

Of course that doesn’t mean he isn’t above using his adorable pout on you after you win and giving in to let him snuggle with you under the blankets.

(That was your goal all along so who’s the real loser here.)

Grocery Shopping...

Before you started dating, you knew Piet needed to eat all the time to keep his energy up.

What you didn’t know was HOW FREAKIN EXPENSIVE IT WAS TO FEED THAT SPEEDY BASTARD.

“Jesus Piet do you even know how much money I’ve spent on you this week ALONE”

“Do not worry, darling,” he mumbles around a mouthful of food, “I’ll take care of it.”

A couple of days later there’s a thick envelope in your mailbox with “Stark” in bold letters across it.

After the initial shock wears off, you see “From the Desk of Anthony Stark”. Talk about having heart palpitations.

When you open it there’s a letter from Mr. Stark apologizing for any expenses Pietro may have cost you and an open invitation to visit the Tower or Compound anytime you wish.

It also advises you have a lawyer look over the contract he’s enclosed.

“Contract? Wha—?”

You flip the page to discover an employment contract that allows you to keep your current job as well as serving as an independent contractor for Stark Industries.

Attached to the last page of the contract are employee badges for both Stark Industries as well as the Compound, a T H I C K black AMEX card with instructions that it’s to be used for expenses that may crop up in relation to Pietro or the Avengers.

There’s a second card that’s already been set up for Direct Deposit for your salary as well as any bonuses you may receive.

There’s also a check reimbursing you for the money you spent in the last few weeks on feeding your speedy boyfriend.

HOLY SHIT THAT’S TOO MANY ZEROES.

A few moments later, Piet ‘NYOOMS’ outta nowhere with a cheeky grin on his face.

“Piet…what did you do???”

“I told you, [insert cute nickname here]. I’d take care of it.”

“You didn’t have to do that!”

“You do such a good job taking care of me that I wanted to return the favor.”

“Has anyone ever told you that you’re the best boyfriend ever?”

Many smooches are had this day.

Snacks

When your boyfriend can eat an entire grocery store, you learn to always keep snacks on hand.

Even when he’s not zipping around everywhere, he’s hungry. (in more ways than one *cough* *cough* but we’ll get to that later)

Protein bars, dried fruit and other high calorie/energy but healthy snacks have a permanent home in all of your bags/purses

This also works out when you’re peckish

Thanks to your expense account at Stark Industries, you’re singlehandedly keeping your local Mom ‘n’ Pop grocery market in business.

Feeding this man is so damn expensive.

Meeting Wanda Maximoff

When Piet tells you he wants to introduce you to his sister, you’re terrified and simultaneously ecstatic.

SHE’S THE SCARLET WITCH. SHE’S AMAZING.

(somehow during the entire course of your 3 month relationship, you’ve kept how much you admire his legendary twin sister under wraps. That’s a feat in and of itself)

You try your hand at cooking a traditional Sokovia dinner to impress her but…aaahhh…that backfires spectacularly.

Wanda walks in to see you frantically trying to contain a small grease fire, cursing profusely.

She smiles to herself and jumps in to help. She adores you already.

You don’t even notice who’s helping you until you’re both covered in smoke and your dinner is charbroiled beyond recognition.

“OH NO,” you fret, “This isn’t how I wanted to impress you!”

Wanda is a little startled that you’d even consider impressing her. She’s just Piet’s sister. “Why would you want to impress me?”

“Are you kidding me!? You’re the Scarlet Witch! You’re the coolest Avenger ever! You’re the coolest hero ever!! You’re like…my idol.”

Wanda decides she’s keeping you after that.

It takes no time at all to become best friends.

There are many grumbles and complaints from Piet because ‘you’re hogging my partner. When do I get to spend time with them???’

Pietro meeting your family

He was the first you’d ever brought home to your family.

You were so nervous your family not liking him.

You were even more nervous that he wouldn’t like your family.

Especially if you’re Black, Asian, Native, Latinx or Hispanic

Your family was wildly protective of you.

Despite being Sokovian and Jewish, he still looked like a white boy and that could pose an issue for your traditional family.

Introducing him to your culture and having him not like it was also a fear.

Thankfully Piet’s charm went a long way to winning everyone over.He fit in perfectly.

Even your great aunt/uncle liked him and she/he was rude to everyone (without alcohol, but I digress).

Your little cousins/nieces/nephews absolutely ADORED ‘Uncle Piet’.

He was amazing with children and that made your mother pull you aside and ask when you’d give her grandchildren

“Honestly Mom/Ma/Mum, it’s only been a few months!!”

“I’m not getting any younger; I want some grandkids from you, [insert nickname here].”

“Mom/Ma/Mum…! Stop!!” you laugh at her insistence.

Wanda is also a hit with your family.

After finding out they’re orphans, your mother decides to adopt them because no one should grow up without a family. Wanda and Piet tear up and thank her profusely.

The rest of your family accepts them without question.

Worrying about Piet on missions

When the two of you met after Ultron, he told you about his near death experience.

You were someone he could talk to without pressure and that made it very easy to fall for you.

Your new status as a Stark employee allowed you to wait in the Tower whenever he went away on long missions.

Sometimes Wanda stayed behind with you. The two people Piet adored most in the world.

He always came back to you.

He’d begun taking extra precautions after Ultron. That was one experience he never wished to repeat.

Sometimes you had to patch him up

There were lots of kisses to his booboos which were usually very minor.

He was occasionally a big baby about it if it meant more kisses from you

There was one mission though…

No one came back unscathed. Not even Cap or Bucky.

Everyone looked like they’d walked through literal Hell.

It was a sobering sight.

No one liked to talk about it.

Pietro came home and kissed you so hard you could feel the agony roll off of him in waves.

That was the time he finally told you that he loved you.

Sex with Piet would include

Tender loving.

Pietro Maximoff might be a joking little shit but sex with you is the one thing he takes seriously.

He’s got such a thing for absolutely worshipping your body.

No matter where you are or how often you’ve had sex, he always looks at you like it’s the first time he’s ever seen you.

It’s the best thing honestly.

Hair pulling/playing with kink

You think he dyed his hair that obnoxious silver for it to go ignored?

Hellllll naaaawwww.

Ya boy outchea with the most sensitive fucking scalp ever.

The first time he ever went down on you, your hands ended up in his hair accidentally and he actually came in his pants.

That was a great night of exploration for the both of you.

Many orgasms were had.

Oral fixation

There’s no point in wearing underwear around Piet anymore because at any point, he’ll whisk you away just so you can ride his face.

Did I mention ya boy got a kink for worshipping you?

You on Top

Alternatively, he loves it when you’re in charge

He loses it when you edge him for so long that when he actually cums he sees a universe of stars behind his eyes.

One of his favorite things ever is the look on your face when you ride him.

Exhibition

PIETRO FUCKING MAXIMOFF IS THE RISKIEST MOTHER FUCKER EVER.

Restaurants, Elevators, Movie theaters, DINNER WITH THE AVENGERS, if he can sneak his between your legs, he fucking will.

This mans outchea with legendary finger game.

And that’s without using his speed.

But when he does use his speed to vibrate his fingers…you’re a goner.

Deceased.

Out of this world.

Transcended to the Astral Plane.

He also loves spanking your ass.

Actually, he loves your ass in general.

If you work out, he loves watching you do squats, yoga, lunges, anything that involves you in tight yoga pants.

This leads to alternative work outs.

Your stamina has actually improved since the two of you started having sex.

If you’re plus sized

He still worships you.

Your size isn’t a problem for him.

There’s more of you for him to love and that’s the real prize here.

Literally all of the above and all that follow apply because Pietro Maximoff is not a shallow motherfucker.

EXTRA COMFY SNUGGLES

He loves resting his head on your soft tum or lap when you cuddle because you play with his hair and it knocks him the fuck out.

Sometimes the hair playing leads to him yanking your pjs off and burying his face between your legs because goddamn that man loves making you cum.

Him adoring your confidence

You’re not one of those people who fakes being confident.

If you are, that’s okay, you’ll get there don’t worry.

You worked so long and so goddamn hard to love yourself and you deserve to be confident and in love with yourself.

Anyone who calls you vain can get fucked because you did not endure years of abuse just to bristle at a jealous motherfucker.

Date Nights

Fancy Dates

He always falls out when you dress up. A L W A Y S.

Literally every single time you put on something fancy he goes N U T S

“I have the most gorgeous date to ever exist and everyone needs to know this”.

SELFIES

Surprisingly (or not lmao) Pietro is the one demanding selfies with you because he wants the world to know he’s head over heels for you.

He also has a professional camera that he uses to sneak photos of you when he thinks you look the most beautiful.

He surprised you with a carefully constructed scrapbook of all of his favorite photos when you were having a particularly low confidence day. It was one of the best days of your life.

Anniversaries

Pietro is the boyfriend who celebrates ‘Month-a-versaries”

The first month you were together, he surprised you with flowers and a cake that said “Congrats on surviving me for a month”.

It was adorable and hilarious

Every month was a new theme. You were never sure what he would come up with next. There was always a cake that said “Congrats on surviving me”.

Your favorite month was after he finally said “I love you” he decorated your apartment in sticky notes with all the reasons why he loved you and all of his favorite memories.

His favorite month was when you surprised him with a cake that said “Thank you for loving me” and a mixtape of all the songs that reminded you of him because as much as Pietro loves you, you love him just the same.

Marriage

You accidentally proposed to Piet out of the blue one night.

You’d been together for a couple of years at this point.

Even through all the ups and downs, your love for each other never wavered.

The two of you were relaxing in bed in his room in the tower (BECAUSE TONY HAS THE BEST TV DEFINITION AND HE SAID I COULD COME EVER ANYTIME I WANTED DON’T FIGHT ME ABOUT THIS PIET) watching some Disney Movie or other.

“Would you ever marry me, Piet?”

“Without hesitation.”

“Wait seriously?”

He pulls you in for one of his signature toe curling kisses and nods. “Without hesitation.”

Wanda bursts into your bedroom shrieking happily because she’s always wanted another sibling.

“Wait Wanda it was a hypothetical question! I wasn’t actually proposing!”

It’s too late to take it back now because whatever Wanda wants Wanda gets.

You were marrying an Avenger; there was no choice but having an ostentatious wedding.

Your ENTIRE FAMILY showed up.

Being married to Piet isn’t much different from dating him.

You bought a house instead of living your tiny apartment. Piet still had his room at the Tower for Avenger business.

Except for the first couple of months Pietro couldn’t stop calling you [Y/N] Maximoff.

It was adorable and would never get old.

Whenever someone called for Maximoff in the Tower the three of you would answer all at once.

“No not you the other one. No the other, other one!” “Yes that one.”

This lead to having specific (nick)names for all of you.

“Hey Speedy!”

Wanda quite liked her first name thank you very much.

Sam heard Piet call you ‘sugar’ ONCE, and suddenly you were the Tower “Sweetie”.

This lead to Piet having to come up with other nicknames for you.

Your favorite was ‘darling’.

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