#ezionardo

[safetyandpeacenovice]

Leonardo: Why are you always so paranoid?

Ezio: I threw a boomerang many years ago and it never came back. Now I live in constant fear

#EzioLeo #ezleo #lezio #ezionardo #ezio auditore #brotherhood #number two #leonardo #ezio #mine #incorrect quotes

[sloanesmortuary]

Like the Amalfi

Coast you are wildly curling beautiful

Hypnotising

Water makes me fond of the unuseful

by j.c. leyendecker

#no way they werent in love with each other #ezioleo #ezio auditore #ezio auditore da firenze #leonardo da vinci #assassin's creed #assassin's creed brotherhood #ac: brotherhood #my parents #my art #ezionardo

[black-novas]

Ezio: I have,, a confession to make :(( im from a line of political murderers and we have been in a war for centuries.. I know you will probably not like me after you hear this 😭, but-- I have killed someone :(((

Leonardo: I am an enemy of the state because I am a known gay, also I have dead bodies in my basement for research ✌️, ANYWAYS here is your upgraded murder weapon, did you know that you can't use it unless I cut off your ringfinger, haha, just kidding 😜. you want to go on a date 👀?

#my post #ezionardo #ac 2 #ac renaissance

[ra9in3z]

Leonardo: Ezio I'm gay.

Ezio: I thought you were Italian????

#i thought of this during work and almost had a breakdown #ezioleo #ezionardo #ezio auditore #assassins creed 2 #assassins creed brotherhood #vine reference #i thought you were american???? #sksksjs god

[teatitty]

aight but historically Leonardo was literally Italy’s very own cryptid so I propose the following: AC!Leonardo confuses the living fuck out of everyone who meets/hears about him and the only one who can understand him is Ezio, who refuses to be helpful and conveniently disappears when someone needs him to translate Leonardo’s ramblings

#assasins creed #leonardo da vinci #ezio auditore #ezionardo #lezio #ezioleo #why do they have so many shipnames #just stick with ezionardo please #just assume all my leo and ezio posts are shippy #they're my OTP fight me

[shrimp-gender]

I'm replaying Assassin's Creed 2 right now and I'm doing absolutely every task possible before getting the rest of the Codex pages because I want Leonardo to stay at the Villa forever I don't want him to get hurt by the Borgia

#lezio #ezionardo #ezleo #Assassin's Creed ii #asscreed

[the-antivan-draws]

/this just in:/ local hairy parkour boy falls in love with silver-fox, Jack-of-all-trades

#ezio auditore da Firenze #ezio auditore #assassins creed #assassins creed 2 #assassins creed brotherhood #assassins creed revelations #AC 2 #AC #AC brotherhood #AC revelations #Leonardo da vinci #my art #the antivan hoes #the antivan knows #the antivan draws #idek the ship name for these two #ezio X Leonardo #Leonardo X ezio #ezionardo #2"17

[safetyandpeacenovice]

Leonardo: You’re gonna ace this mission!

Ezio: You only think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Leonardo: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Ezio: That was big. I was really proud of you.

#leonardo can't cook #lezio #EzioLeo #ezleo #ezionardo #ezio auditore #Ezio #leonardo #mine #incorrect quotes #number two #brotherhood

[black-novas]

also for the character meme, ezio auditore da firenze

fav thing: that we get to see his entire story from being a stupid young bitch to being a stupid old bitch

least fav thing: him acting heterosexual

fav line: “Choose your own way. Do not follow me, or anyone else.”

brotp: him and his sister

otp: ezionardo

notp: literally every canon flirt he had within the game

random hc: his students are really weirded out by blending methods and just look at him in confusion because there is no way no one would notice a guy in a weird coat no matter how many people are around him

unpopular opinion: he really shouldn’t have followed Cristina, like, what the fuck that was so creepy

song: no clue

fav pic: this one

#ask #lance #thank you and sorry for being so slow daflkjhfdsalkjhfdsalkjhfsa