#flavnando

[lesharl-eclair]

flavnando pt iv: The images (2005)

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#cmon man #have you seen him sit like that with literally Anyone else #maybe save for mark? #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #flavio briatore #flavnando #the flavnando collection

[blorbocedes]

alonso flavio carnal relations under a microscope even in 2007

i want “highly sexed” to be written in my obituary

they clocked the flavnando tea im afraid......

flavio a better man* than me I would've impregnated that omega

*stated hyperbolically for comedic effect, may not reflect reality

#flavnando #f1 rumours #blorbocedes ask

[anitalianfrie]

Hornstappen this, Zaklando that, the truth is that those two could never have even a fraction of what Flavio Briatore had with Fernando Alonso in the early 2000s

#formula 1 #f1blr #fernando alonso #What is that hand? 🤨 #flavnando

[versatanic]

he'd be on here with a lana del rey profile pic and if it didnt say like 42 in his bio he'd just be instinguishable from any other type of tumblr mutual and he'd come on here every day posting like "still havent fucked that old man" and we'd be like nooo 😭 dont give up king 🥺

#flavnando

[keepthedelta]

do you think heidi klum and naomi campbell knew that they were at minimum being emotionally cucked by a small unhinged spanish man?

#flavnando #they're the blueprint

[sorryaboutthelean]

tempting to write a fic based on the mood this song evokes

#I’ve been wanting to do a fisinando/webbonso/flavnando au #Spotify #though it’s probably so bonkerballs (and nsfw) it shouldn’t be shared with the world #I want Flavio to be a drug dealer #he’s like most of them I’ve met im ngl

[masochistic-tifosi]

i like looking back at my computer files to see pictures i have due to being a board teenager during covid and have screenshotted some strange pictures.

but sweat baby jesus, mary and joseph and the wee donkey what is this picture

why are you holding nando's parents like this flavio? @lesharl-eclair you're my mutual with the most knowledge of flavnando, please explain.

oh mother of god help me.

#the fuck #fernando alonso #flavio briatore

[milflewis]

would you ever write me omegaverse flavnando where fernando gives birth to oscar and flavio decides mark should be the step father?

none of these words are in the bible so normally i would say yes but the day i write flavnando fic is the day i want one of you to mercy kill me pls n thank u

#oscar did Not come from flavio briatore what r u smoking #would i ever write ask game #luna tag #niamh.asks

[schumigrace]

Okey so

Flavio and Fernando (ft. Home wrecker Ron Dennis) I mean LOOK AT THEM

And then, Ron Dennis x Fernando

flavnando:

makes sense, compels me because anything that makes nano a itty babygirl who can do no wrong in the eyes of his rich sugar daddy boss is *chefs kiss* to me

ron/fernando:

doesn't make sense. I've heard fernando likes peaches🍑

it does compel me though, its the perfect amount of horrible toxicity to get my brain going

#f1 ship asks #thank u for these bestie

[lesharl-eclair]

#f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #flavio briatore #flavnando

[blorbocedes]

not the classic “hiring the driver im fucking to take us from the church” technique 😔

crazy to use your boss powers to turn your formula one driver employee into ur personal uber driver for the big day

#submission #flavnando

[sweatyflytrap]

I really was going through flavnando drug induced insanity last night

#scrolling back on my blog is always funny because idk what shit i end up rbing when i am half asleep #wrote an entire para of bullshit about old man too #made fun of gax haters #i was very productive yesterday

[versatanic]

the world if flavnando was accepted into f1 society

#NORMALIZE PROBLEMATIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR BOSS‼‼‼‼‼

[keepthedelta]

oh they're soulmates soulmates

#the predator in the water photoshoot just kill me now #flavnando the greatest love story f1 ever told #fernando alonso #flavio briatore

[blorbocedes]

fernando is so inspiring for being a sugar baby into your 40's 🥹

#flavnando

[blorbocedes]

big sewis and big maxiel is ruining my rpf life…. i want to read about fernando and flavio having nasty borderline illegal sex i don’t care about max solving his childhood trauma through daniel’s australian monster cock

that's literally his babygirl..... flavio is NOT concerned with fixing fernando with his monster cock. arguably he will make him worse.

that being said exclude relationship tags on ao3/filter tags on tumblr exists! curate your experience online in a way it caters to You

#flavnando #blorbocedes ask