#flints stuff

[cowboystatic]

massively underrated part of The Count of Monte Cristo is when the count serves a little concoction to his guest and the guy is like “what is this?” and then the count is like “the ambrosia of the gods” and the guys like yeah sure but What Is It? and the count spends like a page extolling the virtues of the concoction that will make you King of the World in your mind and the guys like that’s great man. What’s it called? and the count is like “are you familiar with this story where the king gave his men this concoction and they all got so high they’d do anything to get that high again?” and he’s like “oh so it’s weed.” and the count is like “yah lol.”

#tbf its hashish so like Special Weed Concentrate #but it is infinitely funnier the third read around when i know what hashish is #the count of monte cristo #flints stuff #also massively underrated is when the guy is like ‘this kinda tastes like shit’ #and the count in true stoner fashion goes ‘that’s because you haven’t had it enough for your palette to truly appreciate the delicacy’ #he’s just like me fr

[frau-kali]

captain crazy eyes™

#black sails #james flint #blacksailsedit #jamesflintedit #blacksailssource #my stuff #i love this scene #and this whole ep #hats off to toby and his amazing acting #flint just looks so insane here #he's so passionate about his vision #but he looks mad to everyone else #god i love him #also very pretty #but i always say that lol

[hrtgallant]

tangentially related but the show really makes it clear that flint is a naval strategist. pirates usually preferred firing at speaking range and any manouvres that were quick and easy while this gay clown wakes up on his miserable little cot every morning and puts on the red nose already concocting the most convoluted battle strategy possible. I bet silver took one look at the walrus' guns being unloaded cleaned and shut with a lead apron and went 'that cunt must be ex navy no one here would care this much about powder safety.'

#makes me want to write a fic about it. #5 times captain flint Knew stuff about naval warfare #black sails #james flint #captain flint

[purrvaire]

this show has it all btw

#its so funny to me that it come out on netflix us a couple weeks after i finished watching it the way god intended #pirating it i mean #i made this while in despair because i might die if im not make humor on my pain #that's it that's the plot for season 4 #black sails #long john silver #james flint #silverflint #tumblr text meme #black sails meme #i miss them your honor #i could do the silliest thing ever and start rewatching it in spite of all the other stuff i should watch instead #user purrvaire

[eveningalchemist]

Looking for Long John Silver's coupons shouldn't give me a Black Sails Crisis™ but here I am and now I have to share my insanity and my fried shrimp with yous 🍤

#black sails #john silver #james flint #captain flint #long john silver #black sails crack #black sails edit #my stuff #made me laugh #but also scream a little #sorry flint is from two different scenes just pretend he threw off his jacket in frustration #which i often do when getting computer errors anyways

[battlzone]

no love lost between these two thats for sure

#ignitionshipping #elite four flint #gym leader volkner #dppt #pokemon #flint -> 😁 #any ignitioners still around Hey #my stuff

[myrmeraki]

james flint + the sea

our wives under the sea - julia armfield / black sails screencaps 2x9, 1x1, 1x8, 1x8 / moby dick - herman melville

#black sails #web weave #iz’s stuff #web weaving #black sails web weave #james flint #captian flint #james mcgraw #hal gates #black sails edit #julia armfield #herman melville #moby dick #our wives under the sea #the ocean #the sea

[grandquest]

Actually just for you guys here’s some miscellaneous pokemon drawings and sketches I’ve been doing lately

#yes I drew the primarina on Roblox what abt it #pokemon #anipoke #pokemon horizons #maintenancecheckshipping #ignitionshipping #dustox #vileplume #manaphy #breloom #Clodsire #primarina #flint #volkner #oba #denzi #orla #mollie #orio #id tag all the Pokémon’s jp names but there’s enough tags as is #my stuff

[trekkerac]

EcoGenesis is a reasearch insitution that dedicates itself to learning the origins of the world and work to restore it. Over the years they have lost funding and support.

#Oc #original character #oc art #art #my stuff #flint whistlebrook #penelope pyre pyrite #Quirk whistlebrook #Oliver Ferros #stvh #surprise sudden oc drop #It's a bit iconsistently messy because i kept editing their designs over months #deciding to make their aircraft a train changed the whole comic lmao it had a way bigger butterfly effect than i expected #in a good way #idk if i'll reblog this to tatck or not hrm #i probably will once i finish the first comic part

[finch-drawsstuff]

tell your friends not to live like they are, with terrible weights

#finch draws stuff #art #toontown #toontown: corporate clash #ttcc #cogblr #ttcc chip #chainsaw consultant #chip revvington #ttcc chainsaw consultant #ttcc flint #flint bonpyre #firestarter #ttcc firestarter #flint chip friendship is so real to me #i love them sm #theyre so besties #first time ive drawn chip not in some form of distress #good for him

[max-nolastname]

types of story that different black sails characters think they're in:

jack: typical underdog overcoming unbeatable odds story; he is the main character and the show is 100% about him and his joseph campbell hero's journey. he is like achilles seeking eternal glory. he is also like gilgamesh, seeking immortality because he's afraid of death

flint: one of those fairytale retelling stories from the villain's pov; he is the fire-breathing dragon/big bad wolf/wicked witch that his village has ostracized, chased out of his home with pitchforks and torches because they feared him and what he is and what he stands for. he knows that in another show, a more popular show, the story would be told from the pov of the villagers about the dangers that lie beyond the village walls and into the forest...but this is HIS show and in HIS show HE is the one that survived the villagers not the other way around and HE is the one that has been wronged and he WILL see them pay for it

miranda: at first she thinks she is the witty and cunning heroine of a regency period romance novel. she is critical of high society and it's archaic and sexist traditions, turns her nose up at the institution of marriage and yet against all odds finds a true partner in thomas. she thinks herself happier and smarter than her peers, for finding a way to explore her sexuality freely and still keep her high status. she is caught in a whirlwind romance with a handsome naval officer and well....then her story turns into a tragedy and a decade caught in lifeless loveless joyless limbo where she is sidelined into the background of someone else's story

max: overly aware that she is in A Story and that she is Not The Main Character; the spotlight is never on her, she will never take centre stage. in fact, she is in the wings, or perhaps watching the show from the back of the theatre as the stage manager, setting the scene and directing others to pull ropes, shine lights, open and close the curtains so that other actors can strut and fret their way around the stage

billy: revenge quest story! thinks he is the good guy, there to protect his friends and get revenge on the tyrant who killed his father. gains some genre awareness and realizes that he is not, in fact, the main character, but rather a side character caught in a romance between his captain and quartermaster and if he really wants to survive he's really gotta break them up

madi: a story of hope told around a campfire, passed on from generation to generation so people don't forget about the time that an island of maroons stood up to a seemingly eternal and unbeatable empire. some days, it's a cautionary tale, on how volatile solidarity can be with divisions like class, race and gender .... or how revolution necessitates violence that people who are comfortable in their oppression rather not pay... but no empire lasts forever and nothing is inevitable. the story sticks in the hearts and minds of future revolutionaries and someday someone somewhere will pick up the torch and continue the fight

season 1 walrus crew: workplace comedy

silver: [redacted]

#black sails #black sails meta #rare black sails meta text posts where i look back on it like....yeah my takes could be wrong here #i was like “huh i wonder what genre of show the black sails characters think they're in” and then blacked out #but the inherent tragedy of characters in a story IS that they dont know what genre of story theyre in #so realistically i dont think any of them would actually think this stuff through except maybe jack max and flint #anyways if it helps i did take a media literacy class in university <- things that are embarassing to admit when my takes end up being wron #charles and anne: you guys live in a story? well we live in the moment so

[cowboystatic]

i think the funniest thing ever is when staff changes anything on this site even slightly. like this is the gay autism website what made u think a design change that offers no increase in functionality would appeal to this demographic

#abt the notes bubble obvs #i have no idea how much of this site actually has autism and how much is that i cultivate my space #but regardless #i think it’s so funny to watch the blog color change or the icon or the notes bubble #and everyone immediately hate it #me too tho #flints stuff

[frau-kali]

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#black sails #james flint #blacksailsedit #jamesflintedit #my stuff #for all the days when i'm really mad at stupid customers at work #also say it with me #james flint is SO. PRETTY. #thanks :)

[theartthatleavesthemark]

Flint's sailing choices are 10x sexier if you have spent even a little bit of time working on a historic boat of any kind like i worked on a Very Easy To Sail 1920s schooner and trying to pull any of his maneuvers in that would have been far beyond any of the crew or our captain LET ALONE on an old square-rigger which is 10000000x more difficult to pilot and he is THROWING her into the wind HEAVING on the wheel it took literally dozens of people to raise our mainsails IN THE HARBOR and he is putting the t'gallants up at TOP SPEED while his other sails are NOT MADE OFF insane man

#black sails #james flint #idk im watching this and to be fair there is some Movie Magic going on but like #girl #if anyone actually tried that today they would be ARRESTED by the coast guard for endangerment lmaO #oh AND we had a literal engine on board so if we screwed up we could just bring her back #the stuff he does. WILD. very sexy

[theredontbedragons]

#you shit #Well? What the fuck DID you think was going to happen? Couldn't help myself.. #black sails valentines #black sails valentines day card #silverflint #bs valentines #valentines day #james flint #captain flint #john silver #black sails #my own stuff #unfortunately #theredontbedragons

[eveningalchemist]

I have amassed enough Black Sails crack edit ideas to make a compilation. Return again in 1 year and I may have enough to make another. 😂

#black sails #black sails crack #eleanor guthrie #charles vane #james mcgraw #james flint #anne bonny #john silver #thomas hamilton #ben gunn #my stuff #made me laugh #i hope these are mostly original