#foam pit hater

[ballad-of-birdy-lamb]

If Jigsaw REALLY wanted to torture me, he'd put me in this thing

#foam pit hater #foam pit #jigsaw #saw franchise #torture methods

[ginjointsintheworld]

" But you’re right, the haters would foam at the mouth at the thought of lauren ascending to do something better than Max lmao." ---> Just wanted to add, there's also perception that Lauren gets "more" than Helen. More applies to anything they fancy at the time. Some viewers make everything a competition between the characters resulting in lazy use of the term white privilege. Suggesting that the writers are pro one character over the other. It's crazy.

pitting lauren and helen against each other is The Worst Act and i refuse to even entertain it.

but the idea that lauren gets "more" (assuming in a positive way) in the show is a bit wild considering it's literally an inside joke with the cast and crew that she was always suffering (like fr this is a quote from janet's interview "The crew will often joke that my character has been through the most turmoil") until s3 rolled around.

#anon #asks

[nomoregraydays]

Under The Stars (G.D. Fanfic) - Part 11 Got Youtube?

POV: First Person

Word Count: 1199

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I was feeling devious as I walked into the warehouse and tried to find my boyfriend. I had an idea and I thought he’d like it.

Finally, I found him hiding out in the office slash game room they had; I wasn’t too surprised to see he was reading rather than playing video games. If Ethan had been here with him, he’d probably be playing video games.

“Gray, I’ve got an idea.” I stated as I peered myself over him and blocked his view of the printed words.

“Yeah?” He sighed lightly and marked his place before shutting the chapter book.

“It’s for a video idea. Prank Ethan randomly throughout the week and just get all of his reactions for a complication. You could show some of the process of the pranks and some of them going down too. But I just thought hearing or seeing Ethan’s reactions to some of the prank ideas would be hilarious as fuck.”

A slow smirk spread on his lips and he shook his head as he pulled me down to be on his lap. “So devious, but I love it. He’s gonna get me back at some point… it’ll be worth it. What pranks you got? I’ve got a couple too.”

“An old roommate of mine used to do this to me all the time. She’d just randomly yell at me when I enter a room, and it was usually when I didn’t know she was back or something. There were times she’d get me when she was right next to me and we were chilling.”

Grayson laughed. “That should be an entire minute complication on its own in the video.”

I smiled, laughing with him. “That’s what I thought. One of my other ideas is to throw balloons full of pudding or yogurt at him.”

He was laughing super hard now. “One of the ideas I have is to throw this rubber chicken at him. Let’s just make a complication of that. Maybe do some random slime too.”

“This will be fun.”

***

I chewed on the inside of my lip as Grayson and I waited around for, his sister, Cameron to bring us the supplies for the balloon prank. She’d been around for the week, but seemed to so strategically avoid Chanelle and I. Chanelle and Ethan were not officially dating, though they’ve gone on quite a view dates the last two weeks since New Jersey and practically are. Not sure what’s holding them back from making it official.

A brunette walked in through the door by the large garage door with two plastic bags now and she barely gave me a glance as she went over to Grayson. “Here’s what you need. Do not tell Ethan I was involved, he’ll try to figure out some way to get me back.”

“Of course not. Thanks sis.”

They hugged before she left. Not even a hi or another look, though I hadn’t tried either; I wasn’t sure to or not.

Gray turned around to look at me deviously excited. “Let’s get them ready.”

I snickered as I followed him into the bathroom. I took one of the bags from him and this one happened to have the funnel in it and the balloons. I opened one of the bags of blue balloons and set it up so Grayson could pour the pudding in. I was pleasantly surprised that this went smoother than I was expecting; it’s Grayson, one of the Dolan Twins, you know how they are.

We’ve already got Ethan a good dozen times with the yell scare; he actually screamed like a little girl for one of the times I had yelled at him, and one of Grayson’s he had such a delayed reaction to it. Then there was the rubber chicken… I can’t even explain how funny that was, Ethan ended up just taking it and hitting Grayson back practically every time; it’s definitely being edited into this video whether either of them like it or not.

“Am I throwing or you?” I asked as he put the balloon bombs into the plastic bags.

“Both of us. We can set up two hidden cameras to film it.”

I smiled and pecked him on the lips. “Genius, babe.”

We walked back out into the main part of the warehouse and I helped as much as I could with setting up the cameras. Ethan should be back soon from his beach day with Chanelle.

Suddenly, Grayson pushed me off the ledge and I went falling into the foam pit. I would be mad, but it was a lot of fun I’ll admit and it’s not the first time he’s done that. I could hear the door open and I looked up at Gray to see him signaling me to go for it. I jumped out of the pit and threw my first one. My eyes went wide for a moment as I realized who I’d actually hit; Chanelle. I didn’t know she was going to be coming back here.

“DUDE!” She yelled. “NOT COOL!”

“Sorry!” I laughed and I threw my next one at the meant target. Ethan was just yelling out some profanities mixed with overdramatic grunts of frustration.

Grayson didn’t seem to care because a couple more hit Chanelle on her Packers t-shirt. I held my breath a little as I watched Chanelle make her way up to Grayson and tackle him on the shoulders; it was one of the most comical things I have ever seen.

“Ethan and I just became official and you, turds, had to ruin it and my new Packers shirt!”

My eyes went wide and I looked at Ethan, whose black muscle tee and basketball shorts were soaked in pudding. “Really? You guys became official?”

“Yes.” He sighed heavily, seeming unphased now about the prank. “I’m gonna go shower. Thanks for the..” he licked his arm, “..pudding bath.” I cringed internally.

Ethan walked off, so I looked at the others to see what the situation was. Grayson, unwillingly, had Chanelle pinned on the ground. “She won’t stop attacking me.”

I bit my lip to stop myself from bursting out into laughter. “Chanelle, will you please stop attacking my boyfriend and go clean up with yours?”

“No.” She was still trying her best to get out of his pin hold, then she sagged and huffed. “Fine.”

“How can I trust that she’s not gonna attack me when I let go?”

I smirked. “You can’t.”

He thought for a good, solid minute before he let her go and stood up. Then he jumped off the side and into the foam pit. Chanelle made it seem like she was going to run and jump off into the foam pit, so Gray scrambled to get out and sprinted over to hide behind me. She’s a fierce small creature, she won’t take anyone’s shit and I love her for it.

“Watch out, Bailey, you won’t see me coming next time.” She stomped off lightly to go clean up and Grayson let out a breath.

“Jesus, she’s scarier than Ethan.”

I snorted. “Yeah, cause Ethan is so scary. Come on, let’s clean up and edit the rest of the footage.”

Next: Haters Gonna Hate (Part 12) 

#Grayson Dolan #Grayson Dolan fluff #Grayson Dolan fanfic #Dolan twins #Dolan twins fanfic #Ethan Dolan #Fanfic #Fanfiction #Grayson Dolan fanfiction #Dolan Twins fanfiction #writers #Under The Stars #UTS #Part 11 #Got Youtube?

[seattlereddit]

Yakima to Consider Lifting Pit Bull Ban; Pit Haters Start Foaming at the Mouth

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[ihatethesebars-blog]

 Migos - Motor Sport Ft. Nicki Minaj & Cardi B

Let’s jump straight into it shall we?

I’m going to skip the hook because I’m not a big fan of it and it’s just something that’s supposed to make this song catchy.

Quavo:

I’m going to also skip his first four lines because he sang those, it sounds wavy and it’s supposed to come off as nostalgic of his days of being in the “NAWF,” setting up the mood for his verse.

Xans, Perky, check (yeah), Bill Belichick Take the air out the ball, just so I can flex Take the air out the mall, walkin' with the sacks Take the air out your broad (hey), now she can't go back

In this current era of drug-dealers-that-also-do-the-drugs-they-deal rap, of course we have to start off with a checklist of drugs Quavo has on hand. He then flexes his wealth, I actually like the boastful energy that Migos always exudes, who doesn’t like a good come-up story?

He then repeats those four lines again, it should have just been part of the hook, if we’re being honest.

I wish my grandma could see me (grandma) Take away pain, ain't easy (pain) That's why I fire up a bleezy (fire) Niggas not cappin' this season

Well, are these “take away the pain” lines by various rappers supposed to be a call for help or...? We should do a deep dive on rapper mental health, it’s not something we talk about a lot, but that’s another topic for another time.

Offset:

“Offset!” No lie, that gets be excited to hear some heat.

The coupe came imported (hey) This season's Off-White come in snorted (white) Green Lamborghini a tortoise (Lambo) No human being, I'm immortal (no)

Flex, flex, flex. Imported cars! Imported clothes (and cocaine)! Expensive cars!

I’m not sure what the last line had to do with the first three, but I suppose it’s a way of saying he’s above the rest? I can’t think of any other reason to call yourself immortal, unless you want to be a god.

I’m going to skip the rest of this verse because it’s literally flex after flex after flex, then a quick drug making/selling line, then it’s over.

The rhyming was nice at least, Offset never falls short when it comes to that.

Cardi B:

With her single Bodak Yellow blowing all the way up, she’s riding the wave of that boost in popularity(although she was pretty popular on Instagram beforehand). I feel like she has to prove her “stay-ability” so she doesn’t fizzle out in a year or so.

Ride the dick like a BMX No nigga wanna be my ex (no)

Exactly Cardi, no.

I get upset off I turn Offset on I told him the other day Man, we should sell that porn

Sextape incoming? I think it’s nice that they’re in a relationship and that she shoots these little sexual lines at Offset. I’d like to hear more of them two, like on Cardi’s track Lick.

Same lips that be talkin' 'bout me Is the same lips that be ass kissin'

I like it, I like it. It’s the “my haters are my biggest fans” theme.

These hoes ain't, what they say they are And their pussy stank, they're catfishin' Same hoes, that was sendin' shots They reachin' out like their back itchin'

Yikes, she’s firing some general shots at all of you haters, I feel like this’ll be a regular thing in her music until she feels “too good” to respond to the hate.

Why would I hop in some beef (why?) When I could just hop in a Porsche?

Yeah, why entertain the beef that the media is trying push, when you can just drive off in an expensive car?

 I think I prefer this way of addressing beef (or lack thereof) at least in the female rap game, the media always pits them against each other even though there have been no distinct shots fired on either side.

I'm the trap Selena Dame más gasolina (skrrt)

No, no, no.

This is a throwaway line, she only said it to rhyme the last two lines. Kinda messed up this verse for me, other than that, I really liked it.

Nicki Minaj:

Nicki’s fans are foaming at the mouth for some new music from her because they have been in a drought for a while and these singles are like single drops from the tap when the pipes have run dry. She apparently has an album on the way though, so these singles should hold you guys until then.

Bitches is pressed, administer mouth to mouth You see them stats, you know, what I am about I am the champ, I'm Iron Mike in a bout

Did I miss the point of that first line? Nicki also boasts about her accolades, what’s new?

All of your friends'll be dead, you can get hit with that Uzi

I can’t even lie, this is a clever line, I like it.

Get you a straw nigga, you know this pussy is juicy

And you lost me, sexuality is dope and I’m all for owning the female form and using it for all of it’s benefits, but at a certain age of a rappers life, you should stop rapping about stuff like that, it comes off as corny. Your art should mature with you, and I don’t see it happening here. Right after I gave you props Nicki, shame really.  

"Yo Nick, didn't you just do a hit with Gotti?" That too, but my niggas send hits like Gotti

Is she dry snitching on Yo Gotti while making a reference to John Gotti? Am I boosting the suspicion by saying this? Let’s move on.

It's a wrap, like the things on the head of a Saudi Bitch, you my son, go and sit on the potty (rrrr)

...Let’s move on.

Takeoff:

The best Migo in my opinion, but that’s neither here nor there.

Brand new Chanels (Chanels) I stepped on runnin' from 12 (12) Ain't make no commitment with none of you bitches 'Cause money is treatin' me well (uh uh)

I like how that rhyme scheme was set up and executed, so far so good.

If Nicki should show me her titty Right hand on the Bible, I swear I won't tell (swear) If I get to play with that kitty I wonder how many platinums we gon' sell (albums)

Again, the rhyming is good but wait a minute, is Takeoff shooting his shot here? Respect.

The rest of the verse isn’t really worth commenting on, but the verse as a whole wasn’t terrible.

In conclusion:

This song just felt like a filler episode to an anime, kind of boring, nothing pivotal to the story but it can keep your attention for a moment. It had me moving my head a little though, I’ll give it that. 

CuBeatz & Murda Beatz produced this, and the beat was cooked perfectly, I loved it.

I think everyone had their good lines and I wouldn’t hate to hear another collab by this group of artists.

Score: 5/10

#Motor Sport #Migos #Cardi B #Nicki Minaj #Murda Beatz #Rap #HipHop

[gotojobin]

#Demons A Demon is an unholy or unnatural being. Demons are usually, but not always, malevolently evil. Christian Demons are considered to be either FallenAngels or the souls of the human dead. They are God-haters and can appear in a variety of different forms including as humans, cats, and goats. Christian Demons have the ability to posess people. This posession can result in the host foaming at the mouth, screaming obscenities against God, vomiting strange objects, and posessing super-human strength. Demons must be driven out of their host through exorcism. The Egyptians, Chinese, Koreans, and many other ancient cultures also had their own forms of demons. Traditional ways of keeping demons away from you include: hanging green branches over the doorways leading into your home, scattering bean flowers through the house, wearing a necklace made of peach pits, and holding a tamarisk branch and scattering the leaves.

#demons