Violet making a plan
Tairn disagreeing with the plan
Dain disagreeing with the plan
Tairn agreeing with the plan bc who does Dain thinks he is disagreeing with Violet
1K notes
·
View notes
[right before the Big Reveal]
Violet: can I be frank with you guys?
Ridoc: I don’t see how changing your name is going to help matters, but sure
Rhiannon: Ridoc she doesn’t mean—
Ridoc: shhhh, Frank is speaking
606 notes
·
View notes
Xaden literally had a giant baby bjorn made for Andarna. IF THATS NOT LOVE, WHAT IS??
994 notes
·
View notes
Dragons rock.
22 notes
·
View notes
Xaden: Fuck AND marry Violet. I'll kill everyone else
Bodhi, exasperated: for the last time that's not how the game works
1K notes
·
View notes
792 notes
·
View notes
Dain: Welcome to the Fuck Xaden Riorson club. Where we discuss why we hate Xaden. Before we begin, would our new member like to introduce herself?
Violet: *laughs nervously* I uh....I may have misunderstood this club...
Tairn: I told you it wasn't what you thought.
Violet: shut up.
471 notes
·
View notes
Violet: Rhiannon, Ridoc and I are working on a project. You need to play my mom
Xaden: I don't want to be your mother
Violet: perfect, you already know your lines
1K notes
·
View notes
Violet: “she used to use that scribe knowledge to mess with me!!” oh please, name one thing I’ve ever done
Mira: when we were kids you convinced me dragons didn’t lay eggs
Violet: …they don’t
Mira: ha ha you’re sooo funny
Violet: I’m serious, Mira, did you not hear?
Mira: no?!
Violet: *bursts out laughing*
Brennan: why would you fall for that again
279 notes
·
View notes
me rushing to return my Fourth Wing library loan the second I finish it because the next person in line deserves to read this asap:
362 notes
·
View notes
if i have to read one more published fantasy book that uses irl memes and online vernacular in its dialogue i’m taking away the toys until y’all can learn to respect yourselves. Not only does it break immersion in your world and detract from your characters having their own voices, it also makes you, the author, seem like a dim parrot incapable of neither original thought nor basic understanding of the passage of time
1) due to the timeline of publishing, any meme included will automatically be hopelessly dated by the time the story reaches readers and
2) it’s literally the same thing Ready Player One did. Hey look i’m pointing at a thing in pop culture. Did you get my reference? Did you get it? Let me list some more colors and shapes you recognize. Did you get it? And then Gideon Nav hit the dab or whatever. Hashtag Relatable!
It’s so painfully unfunny and uncompelling every time. We can do better. Apply some creativity to your own work
212 notes
·
View notes