#fuck you kylie!

[fansonfansonfansonfans]

AOAOAOA Ep #55: We got the four young superstars of the nostalgic horror sensation "Creepy Stuff" to talk about secrets of their new season, adjusting to an unreasonable amount of fame, getting emancipated, and bullying your agents.

#laughed so hard coming up with my queue tag i had to make the gifset of the context asap #the way that angela says back off has lived rent free in my head since i heard it #im going to have to do a second set at some point cause the follow up where they just continue bullying angela/her agent is so fucking funn #BUT YOU SHOULD WATCH IT IT IS ALL GOLD #aoaoaoa #aoaoaoa gifs #angela giarratana #jeremy culhane #kylie brakeman #patrick mcdonald #how do queue know that my reps aren't good? back off!

[atopvisenyashill]

This Is How I Can Still Win: How The Penroses Are Related to House Targaryen

SO. In case you don’t remember - you probably don’t, it’s a throwaway line and likely just George retconning and not doing it on purpose - Jeor Mormont misremembers Aelinor Penrose as being Aerys I’s sister instead of her cousin. Here’s the quote, from Jon I in A Clash of Kings:

"No, this was Aerys the First. The one Robert deposed was the second of that name.” “How long ago was this?” “Eighty years or close enough,” the Old Bear said, “and no, I still hadn’t been born, though Aemon had forged half a dozen links of his maester’s chain by then. Aerys wed his own sister, as the Targaryens were wont to do, and reigned for ten or twelve years."

Potentially, this means that Aelinor has ~the Valyrian look~ and that’s why Jeor got them mixed up. But when you look at the information surrounding the Penroses that existed in this era, it looks a little wonky because of this line from The Mystery Knight:

"At the crossing of the Mandel, he cut down the sons of Lady Penrose one by one. They say he spared the life of the youngest one as a kindness to his mother."

So how can Elaena marry Ronnel, Lord of the Parchments, only have one son, yet Quentyn Ball slew all of “Lady Penrose’s” sons? How is Aelinor related to the Penroses and the Targaryens? What woman of Targaryen blood would marry into this random ass house in the middle of Stormlands? Why was it so important to retcon Aelinor from a sister into a cousin? Well - let’s have a think about what other houses have recent Valyrian blood…we have some female lines after all…perhaps even Targaryen women that married into politically active houses, who would love to marry back into the main branch again…I wonder who that could be…..Oh what’s that? Is that-

DRAGON TWINS TIME.

Allow me to spin two family trees for you, one where Rhaena’s daughter marries into the Penroses, and one where Baela’s daughter marries into the Penroses:

(pls applaud me for the amount of math i did for this very unserious post!) green is a romantic/marriage line, black is a parental relationship.

I am noting that this would mean Alyssa (I made her name up btw, mostly because I thought it would piss Daemon off to have a Hightower named after his beloved mother) gives birth at around 34, which is a perfectly reasonable age to have a child at, and Laena gives birth at like 40, which is definitely a lil risky! BUT there’s plenty of time for Laena to have other children, and for a second born son to have had a child at that same age, so if you think it’s a stretch for Laena to have a kid at 40 (perfectly fair) just pretend there’s a son there named “Roland” or something as Aelinor’s dad and Laena’s second born.

Now, FIRST OF ALL, this makes the cousin thing make sense, but also it makes it deeply funny - Aelinor is Aerys’ great aunt’s granddaughter. That’s a close enough relationship that you would consider them a cousin but it’s also the exact relationship Robert has to Rhaegar (because Rhaegar is Robert’s great uncle’s grandson). Both Aerys and Robert avoiding incest/kinslaying on a technicality lol.

But SECOND OF ALL. Do you know what makes me absolutely fucjing feral about this. Alyn Velaryon is messing around with a woman so much younger than him. That she marries his GRANDSON. because SHE IS THE SAME AGE AS HIS GRANDSON. i feel like george is weird enough to do the Baela scenario too.

And LASTLY OF ALL. Notice there’s plenty of time for Alyssa/Laena aka Lady Penrose after she’s married, to have several sons for Quentyn Ball to slay on the Redgrass Field, including Elaena’s husband, Ronnel himself, and for Elaena’s son, Robin Penrose, to inherit the seat afterwards. It also means, since it’s mentioned that Elaena married Michael Manwoody soon after her second husband died, that the two of them got a long time together. Why is this important? Because Michael Manwoody was her marriage for love and I want Elaena to have been with him for a long time.

This scenario gives her like 9 years with Ronnel (kinda sad, their kids don’t get to know their dad very long) and a minimum of 15 years with Michael Manwoody, who is apparently not the step dad but the dad that stepped up.

#me giving myself ronnel/elaena feelings for no goddamn reason making this akskkd. also used show casting but its book canon. #valyrianscrolls #elaena targaryen #aelinor penrose #michael manwoody #rhaena of pentos #baela targaryen #rhaena targaryen #aerys i targaryen #ronnel penrose #house penrose #getting on my soap box #rani attempts meta #i realize this is basically a secret targaryen theory. but the targaryens they're descended from are THE DRAGON TWINS so its fine #also don’t talk to me about the aerys fancast. yes it’s wwe superstar sami zayn. what about it. #i wanted to fancast someone with some sort of swana heritage that could pass for white. had a bitch of a time not repeating anyone from my #dornish graphic. gave up and threw in my man sami bc he’s a white passing syrian icon. #i'm otherwise very proud of these fancasts. if we ever get the blackfyre rebellion and elaena isn't played by kylie bunbury #i'm gonna be disappointed now lol. also if you are wondering yes the aelinor and ronnel in the rhaena graphic have one (1) black grandparen #alfred molina is probably too sexy to play aegon iv but mark addy is already robert so. #also the longwaters sigil is from the asoiaf rp wiki bc i didn't want to give them a velaryon one #bc fuck alyn that's why #echoes of sansa and arya

[boxwinebaddie]

I drew some super cringe fanart for tkok and night flight 😔 so soz if it’s like inaccurate or too sketchy I hate coloring and one of them is literally not done and I can’t bring myself to finish it but I wanted you to see anyways

I HOPE ITS OKAY THAT I PUBLISHED THIS!!!! BITCH!!! BESTIE!!!! I'M FUCKING OBSESSED!!!! YOU HAVE A GIFT!!!! THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOOOOOOW!!!!! I AM FLOORED ;-; <33333333

also, i just want to say, how much it means to me that you drew art centered around the two ninaverse universe/style ships that almost Never get asked about like??? my eyes are welling up with tears. ;-;

this is so thoughtful and beautiful, baby!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! like the intricacies of the night flight kite design, like do you live in my head holy shit??? THE TAIL!!!! *regular not toolshed stan vc* I LOVE MY GLOWY 7FT TALL CELESTIAL ALIEN BF WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A LOT OF ENGLISH WORDS MEAN AND IS SO PRETTY!!!!

i actually had a surprising sudden spike in asks about my tfbw style in everything is going to be o.k :) aka the working title of my 'fanfic' aka 'ok' if i talk about it on here which is short for operation kevin. AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT HYPERFIXATED ON IT, I AM DEVELOPING SO MUCH LORE AROUND HOW THE MUTATIONS STARTED AND SOCIETIES REACTION TO MUTANTS/ALIENS/OTHER SPECIES!!!

eeeeee!!!!! all this to say please, please, PLEASE ask me about ok anytime i actually actively encourage it. <3333 I LOVE U ALIEN KITE!

but in the vein of fanfics you can ask me about anytime. tKAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!! THE SOUDN I MADE!!!! I THOUGHT THAT I WAS THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH THAT CARED ABOUT MY TSOT STYLE YURI!!!! I'M FUCKING OBSESSED WITH YOU HELLO!!!!

me: tries to weave tkak into every ask answer on here

i have mental problems like i fucking love stas. i know her name is literally criminally insane but she is so cute and loyal and strong!!!! i'm also developing her lore and specifically all the recruits/characters in the challenge of champions and i am SOOO EXCITED TO TALK ABOUT IT!!!!! AAAA!!! ALSO HALF ELF HALF FAE BRAT PRINCESS KYLIE WHO WANTS TO BE A DOCTOR!!!! OBSESSSEEEEED!!!! stop she looks so pretty like literally all three of them, no jokes, exactly how i pictured them in my head...i am stunned to near tears.

tldr: please ask me about ok, my crazy dystopian fucked superhero au featuring the world's most bat shit insane love square EVER

or tkak, if you enjoy dramatic high fantasy girls being in love, really intense, bloody, brutal fight scenes, tender longing, or solider girls pretending to be solider boys, or rather, a girl failure pretending to be boy success...badly.

AND I LITERALLY AM OBSESSED WITH FANART!!! I'M OBSESSED WITH ANY AND EVERYTHING YALL DO WITH MY FANFICS!!! YOU CAN DRAW OR MAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT LIKE THE FACT THA YOU CARE OR LIKE MY NCU CHARACTERS ENOUGH TO DRAW THEM MEANS EVEEEEEEERYTHING TO ME!!!!!!

i'm love you, darling.

thank you so much for sharing you gift with us.

-uncle nina, branch in both eyes.

#when i tell you i started crying #blubbering like a baby #i can't believe this this is fucking gorgeous holy shit like the coloring the fact that you nailed kite's night sky cloak #i am literally screaming so much theyre SOOOO PRETTY #ugh they are so ethereal i am stunned #also this is a secret but i actually specifically really like kite kyle in gigantic alien form and stan who is like 6ft but looks tiny #and stan helping them figure out human words and idioms and phrases haha stan being the peoples human prince in the undercity #kyshed is also iconic like kyle drawing toolshed and what he might look like under the reflective glasses the green scene and voice mod #LITERALLY ASK ME ABOUT OK :) ANYTIME I LOVE MY FUCKED UP SUPER POWERED SCIFI SOCIETY FANFIC #bestie...the tkak...I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS DAY HAS COME #DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE TKAK #I LOVE TKAK SO MUCH LIKE I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME OH MY FYUCKING GOD UR MY HERO #STAS LOOKS SO COOL HOLY FUCK I WOULD GO TO BATTLE FOR U MISS STAS ANYDAY!!! MEDIEVAL MULAN!!! #KYLE IS GIVING SUCH WONDERFUL WOODLEN FAIRY ZELDA ENERGIES SHE IS SO DAINTY PLS KISS ME KYLIE #i fucking love stas and kylie literally not future kylie having comphet like oh god do i like men what the fuck is happening #bc she likes stas as stan heeeeelp skalhdkahdsd #not the temptations of the flesh!!!! #I CANT BELIEBVE YOU DREW MY TWO LEAST TALKED ABT STYLE AUS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH UR MY HERO #not my hyperfixation on ok and tkak coming back #this is ur fault but thank you

[naturallyflavoredspringwater]

i love john doe look at him

evil and fucked up eddie munson

#john doe #john doe visual novel #jdvn #john doe game #eddie munson #it's the hair #like i need you to understand that i played this entire game at 3am #and i sat there once it was done and said eddie munson aloud #and i lost my fucking mind #the stinky #real stinker #he listens to kylie minogue #His favorite song is padam padam #i hope he does the john doe shuffle

[miutonium]

I just want an excuse to post my picture lol I think we make the worst couple 🥰🥰🥰 i am going to take the house and the kids 🥰🥰🥰

Also optional couple picture undercut lmao

Asukatonium real okay goodnight mimimimimi

#oh look its our yearly 'i want to post my face so everyone knows i am actually not a sentient horse behind the screen' post #also a reminder that I am actually broke dont be fooled by the bags they are not mine i stole them all i am living in kylie's wall rn #lmk if any of yous wanted me to steal a birkin but i will judge you cuz its kinda ugly #anyway yes good to reblog but be nice i just cried over a fries last night #honestly if you ask me both of me and utonium doesnt look like a couple its more like i am his sidechick #like yes we fuck in the lab and violate every laws in the OSHA book and then i leave through the windows #but also i still want to date this man he is so square so silly so cute i want to drive him crazy everyday #like im so obsessed with him even after 2 years omg i love him so much akajdjwlaiapa #asuka speaks #selfship #selfshipping community #selfshipping #selfship talk

[midastouches]

why has everyone been begging for a double album of all they're gonna do is complain that it's a double album

#im sorry youre complaining thaT we got two HOURS OF MUSIC FROM TAYLOR SWIFT #like what the fuck #Sucks to be you all im living for thus #kylie talks! #taylor swift #ttpd #the tortured poets department

[ofstoriesandstardust]

i know putting my work on to the internet subjects me to others opinions but i think a lot of you forgot that lesson we learned when we’re like, seven, to not say anything at all if you don’t have anything nice to say.

#it just really astounds me that people feel entitled and free to comment whatever the fuck they want on my works #the next time you all start in on the “why don’t write anymore?? #this #this is why #kylie rambles

[wmnylander]

my hot take is that the leafs shouldn't do much at the deadline because we literally do not have assets but i also think that we can't not do anything because we have 3 elite guys coming into their primes. kill me.

#if i was a nhl gm i would k*ll myself. #kylie four eyes you are not seeing heaven for your mismanagement of this fucking roster and its structure.

[cancmbyn]

Oops, it looks like momager Kris is trying to do damage control through buying more coverage with fake news.

Go ahead, spend some $$$. Nobody with more than a few brain cells is buying this stunt.

🤣

Don’t click on the links below - do not support cockroach coverage.

#fuck you entertainment journalists #kardashian jenners #kylie jenner #timothee chalamet #kris jenner #the pr stunting failing faster than a speedy bullet #pr stunt

[fansonfansonfansonfans]

AOAOAOA Ep 121: For decades, the legendary daytime talk show "The View" has been home to iconic hosts from all sides of the political spectrum engaging in heated debate . But you may not have heard of "The Look", a similar show hosted by three opinionated women and one absolutely ancient one.

#this episode is so funny definitely a new favourite!!! i wanted to gif it but then you would miss how loud it is which is top tier #all of the fighting is so funny #also angela is so hot here???? its the passion i think #also patrick being so stressed in real life and also as the character is so funny #FIGHT IN FRAME GIRLS FIGHT IN FRAME #meanwhile jeremy is just sitting there high on flu meds #so fucking good!!!! what was your favourite moment??? #angela giarratana #patrick mcdonald #kylie brakeman #jeremy culhane #aoaoaoa videos #how do queue know that my reps aren't good? back off!

[otterize]

...

#him making remarks about meeting my fam in the future & future vacations 🫠🫠 #please universe he makes me feel so fucking cute and cared abt lets keep this momentum going 😭😭 #i feel like a fucking simp but my god my heart is in swirls all fucking day #kylie minogue i just cant get you out of my head lyrics

[godofsmallthings]

i keep getting new heights clips in my youtube shorts and clicking on them inspite of myself and the way jason kelce talks about fatherhood makes me want to throw up

#idk enough about him/his family to know how much is a joke and how much is real #but even if it is a joke i find like 'hahahaha i can't be left alone with the kids idk what to do oh i'm gonna try to extend this #podcast recording to get out of helping with bedtime' soooo deeply unfunny #oh and the context of this was him complimenting his wife on her birth and trying to like say how strong she is #but he was like 'she's a baby making machine' and i'm like...sir there are fully rocks in your brain why would you say that #like...i HOPE this is just them joking abt him being vaguely lazy or whatever but even so i'm just like...give me a fucking break #kylie kelce...call me #vi is typing...

[sleepy-bear-tm]

I can let a lot of inconsistencies in media slide if I find the world or characters interesting. I may go on rants about the writing but if it’s got distinctive lore? I will simply look away from aspects I do not like.

#this is about Overwatch and Fire Emblem Three Houses specifically #like Fodlan? so fucking good #Overwatch and the OG crew? yummy #I eat everything up from the golden years up with a silver spoon #the Shimadas? devastating #and Anahardt my beloved ship #and then with three houses THE CREST EXPERIMENTS #literally everything about Faerghus #also how assassinations and death and corruption are so accepted in Adrestia #Leicester didn’t get my interest as much but Almyra is a whole other story #WHAT ABOUT CLAUDE’S MOM #tbh any of the moms I would be very interested in #Dimitri my darling I’ll marry you again sometime #Overwatch #fire emblem #not art #kylie rambles

[miss-celestial-being]

yall @imabee-oralizard is on very thin ice rn

#i fucking hate you dude 🖕🖕 #boredbeestalk #kylie my goth/rave bestie

[ofstoriesandstardust]

getting published as an undergraduate was not an accomplishment i was expecting to be making but i can cross getting published off my bucket list...

#mind is literally blown #you wanna publish MY research??? #shut the fuck up #kylie rambles

[leota-nexus]

Real footage of me & my Vs dancing together & singing with each other & composing virtual photoshoots like

#me & venus the venix dancing together like 'fuck it we're glittery cosmic showgirls now' #pulling knobs & switches to adjust light & shadows until rainbows burst forth #bloody ritual who? ive got a ring of rainbows around johnny your crackling cables can wait a moment #vik's bathed in magenta light you understand im sure #kylie minogue #tension