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ghoulaudia · 7 months
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you know what? i’m okay with skk staying static and not getting any further development. the series has always been about sskk growing and learning how to be like them anyways. what i’m NOT okay with however is that how chuuya’s character itself stays stagnant because of this too.
thinking about it, i don’t remember a single time where chuuya appeared in the series while dazai wasn’t involved. we only ever got to know chuuya through how he is around dazai and it sucks so bad. what about his relationships with other people? how come he never had proper scenes with neither akutagawa nor atsushi? what about his feelings of being in the mafia-as an executive on top of that-? what about his feelings of his own identity and humanity? it’s kinda crazy how asagiri wrote two lns about this guy when they don’t even matter in the main story, where he’s just “dazai’s partner”. sure, these lns also had dazai in it, as he’s integral to chuuya’s life, but the main focus was always chuuya himself.
so, if we’re not gonna see chuuya outside of dazai (in the main series) on top of their relationship not changing either, neither will chuuya’s character. literally the worst thing that could happen to a character with so much potential.
well, what i’m really trying to say is, i would appreciate chuuya’s character actually being explored instead of us getting the skk friendship is magic skit for the millionth time
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osachiyo · 8 months
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❥ ҉ ༄ PRETTIEST WHEN YOU CRY !
﹙ ✿ ﹚── includes : dazai, chuuya, akutagawa, fyodor, nikolai x fem!reader ♡
﹙ ✿ ﹚── content warnings : nsfw content, dacryphilia, rough sex, unprotected sex, choking, bondage (rashomon I'm so sorry girl), sadism, petnames, degradation, spanking, edging, mentions of murder in nikolai's etc ♡
﹙ ✿ ﹚── synopsis : you're a crybaby and they love it ♡
﹙ ✿ ﹚── author's note : this one won the poll so here it is! I might do a bimbo reader one so keep an eye out for that 👀 ♡
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DAZAI ☆⌒(>。<;)
This guy basically read you like a book the first time you two met. He knew that you were a very emotional person, and he liked that about you. It was very different from himself, considering he hides his emotions most, if not all of the time. So it was a nice and much needed change.
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When he first learned that you were very emotional in bed aswell, he definitely used that against you. I mean, how could he not? Watching the fat tear drops running down your pretty eyes made his cock throb in a sick, twisted way and he loved it. He would make you sob his name out until your voice is hoarse, then cradle you like a baby in his arms and mutter soft words of praise to you. Telling you how good you are for him, taking his cock so nicely.
"don't tell me you're tapping out already, sweet girl?" Dazai hummed, tracing little shapes on your hip as you lay there, face buried into the pillows as they dampen with your tears. He had you in a prone bone, hips laying flush against your ass. "can't t-take it!" You hiccuped, body jolting when he grinds his hips into yours, "yes, you can, baby. I've barely started, you can definitely take more," he chuckled, laying soft kisses on your shoulder blades to help you ease up a bit. You moaned out when he thrusted into you a bit harder, hips smacking against your plush ass. Your pretty painted nails were scratching his linen sheets, almost ripping the fabric. Dazai's hand curled around your figure, reaching to play with your swollen clit. You gasped when he bit down on your shoulder, now moving his hips erratically while he chased his impending orgasm. You could feel his hot breath against your ear when he moaned lowly next to your ear, "god─ you feel amazing, 'donna," he bit your lobe playfully, fingers working wonders on your clit as his cock hits your sweet spot repeatedly. He needed to make you cum, needed to see his pretty girl gush on his cock. He slightly angled his hips and oh. You let out an almost guttural moan, head laying limp on the pillow as your back arches for him, tears still falling freely from your eyes. Looks like he finally found it, found the spot that make you go stupid and he wasn't gonna stop anytime soon.
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CHUUYA ☆⌒(>。<;)
That one time you went on a first date with Chuuya was..interesting. Well, more embarrassing on your part but that's okay. He had taken you to see a movie. A character had died in the movie, it was definitely sad but Chuuya wasn't that affected. He heard little sniffles from his side, so when he turned to you and saw a fountain of tears dripping down your face and you struggling to stiffle your whimpers, he was a bit concerned. He asked if you were okay— but then you started bawling out. He took you to a fancy ice cream parlour later to make you feel better <3
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Chuuya always treats you like you're made out of glass, thinking even the slightest pressure will shatter you, and that's applies to your bedroom activities with him aswell. He'd caress your body with the most gentle touch, shushing your cries and kissing your tears away.
Your legs were propped up on Chuuya's strong shoulders, hair splayed out on the sheets and some of it sticking to your forehead, framing your face beautifully. You were like an angel to him, downright heavenly. An angel in the grasp of a devil? He huffed out a laugh at that, the noise vibrating against your sopping cunt. His gloved hands gripped your thighs like a vice, fingers sinking in the soft flesh. His swollen lips kiss your clit gently, tongue poking out to taste you and fuck, he could do this for hours. His tongue breached past your gooey hole, nose bumping against your clit as you clutch the dark red sheets in your hands, tears stinging your glossy eyes while you shudder from the pleasure of your boyfriend feasting on you. "mmh— taste so good, doll," he muttered, eyes flicking up to make contact with your tear-soaked ones, groaning into your cunt when he sees the cute pout you wore. "f-feels good, 'chuu," you gasped, head thrown back in ecstasy when he wrapped his lipstick stained lips around your clit, encircling a finger against your hole. When did he take his gloves off? Your vision was hazy, stomach clenching and unclenching when he pushed two fingers into you, curling them just right to make you see stars. His lips leave your clit to leave bite marks on your inner thighs, pinning them down firmly when you try to close them. "nuh-uh, baby. you're gonna take everything I give you, okay?" You could only nod in response, sniffling as the tears drip down your chin. He couldn't help but hump the bed at the sight of your tears flowing freely, snot running down your nose as you try your best to stay still and more importantly, be a good girl for him. You were just too fucking adorable.
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AKUTAGAWA☆⌒(>。<;)
He was genuinely so confused when you started crying because he was going to leave on a mission for 4 days. He actually thought you were possessed or something at first but you had to explain to him that no, you were not in fact possessed but just a very sensitive person. He thought you were stupid for crying like that, it's not like he's leaving forever. Actually had the audacity to tell you to get over it and stop being a baby....typical Akutagawa...
Made up to you later because gin smacked the shit outta him.
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Akutagawa came home late that night, the aura around him seemed...wrong. It felt like he was angry or upset at something. You poked your head out slightly from the ajar door of your shared bedroom, watching him mutter random curses and mentioning a name you had heard many times before, 'weretiger'. You quietly walked towards him, wrapping your arms around his torso from behind, resting your back against his back. He stayed still for a few moments before you felt something whip out from under his coat, wrapping around your limbs and slamming you against the wall. He turned around, finally facing you. His eyes were darkened with lust and..something you couldn't really understand. That's the last coherent thought you had before—
You thrashed around, trying to break free of the bounding but it's no use, it's grip was tight, and firm. A fragile thing like you couldn't even land a scratch on it. All you could do was stay still and endure Akutagawa pounding your cunt, a lewd mix of your slick and his precum formed a puddle on the carpeted floor. A tendril of the cloth had been draped around your eyes, turning you blind for the moment, making you all the more sensitive to your lover's rough touch. His cock continuously brushed against the spongy spot inside your velvety walls, rendering you a mess at his mercy. His rough hands were pinching and pulling at your nipples, coaxing broken moans out of you. You could feel your voice getting hoarse from screaming his name out so much. His hip bones were jabbing against your own, little curses and grunts slipping out of his pale lips, which were swollen and slightly red from him biting them so much. His hand reached everywhere he could, desperate to force more moans and tears of pleasure out of you. How he loved seeing you cry because of him, your glassy eyes swollen and red from crying so much, bottom lip jutted out into a pout as you wail from the painful pleasure he's enforcing upon you. "shut up and take it," he'd growl, feeling you clench on his cock. He loved you, he really did, but he loved your tears just as much.
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FYODOR ☆⌒(>。<;)
'Easy manipulation'. That's what Fyodor thought to himself when he first met you. He liked how easy to control you were. He barely even had to pull a few strings to make you fall head over heels for him. He was thinking of just using you for his own benefit, but alas, he had caught himself falling for you. He was a bit annoyed at first, but quickly realized he could just keep you forever and you wouldn't even mind.
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Like Dazai, he'd also use your tears against you in bed. Of course, you were his lovely angel and he adored you, but it wasn't his fault you looked so pretty when you cried, was it? He was a man, after all, he couldn't ignore the urges clawing at the back of his mind.
That's why you were splayed out on his bed, legs wrapped around his hips as he fucks into your sopping heat. His hair was tied in a loose ponytail, that you did on him earlier. His bangs were brushing against your sweaty forehead. He leaned back to admire the addicting view of tears flowing out of your pretty eyes like a river, the droplets looking like shiny jewels. The area around your eyes were slightly red and puffy from crying, but he didn't relent. "does it feel good, milaya?" His lips curved into a smirk, placing gentle kisses on your ankles as he grinds his hips into you. "please— fedya! 'wanna cum so bad!—ngh—" you sobbed, nails digging into his pristine sheets while you buck your hips up, trying to reach your orasgm. Fyodor only tutted, completely stopping his hips as he feigns a disappointed look, "you can do better than that, darling," his hand reaches down to thumb at your clit, forcing a moan out of you. "please! 't hurts! please make me cum, 'wanna cum on your cock so bad, plea—" he cut you off with a thrust of his hips, seemingly satisfied with your pathetic begging. You sobbed out his name repeatedly, eyes shut as he wraps a slender hand around your throat, fucking into you with much vigour than before. If you weren't so cockdrunk, you'd hear how hard the headboard was slamming against the wall, bed creaking with each brutal thrust. Your eyes rolled back when your orgasm approached closer, the coil in your stomach about to snap when— you wailed when he stopped thrusting again, cutting off the path to your sweet, sweet orgasm. He only laughed at your whining, a low moan rumbling in his chest when your cunt tightened around him. Unfortunately for you, torturing you was way too fun for him.
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NIKOLAI ☆⌒(>。<;)
This man is a fucking menace. He'd do anything and everything to see you cry, and you make it so easy for him that he does it all the time. But only he's allowed to make you cry. If anyone else dares to make you shed your pretty tears, he'd rip their head off, put it in a pretty little present box and send it on your doorstep. He'd relish in the horrified face you make after opening the box, tears gathering in your bottom lashline at the terrifying sight. He'd take you out later as an apology though <33
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He thinks you are absolutely adorable, his precious little dove. Corrupting someone like you is definitely his fortè, he loves it. One of the things he loves to do the most is punishing you. Be it overstimulation, edging, spanking or all of them, he enjoys every single one. Even if you haven't done anything wrong, he'd randomly pull you onto his lap and tell you to count before spanking you until your ass is red and sore, you'd cry your eyes out form the pain but it felt so good at the same time.
You guess thats how you ended up in this predicament, face down and ass up as Nikolai fucks you into the mattress. His hand was buried in your hair, shoving your head further down on the pillow beneath you as he slammed into you over and over again at a borderline inhuman pace. His other hand was gripping your hip tightly, occasionally slapping the soft fat of your ass. He snickered at your dumb babbles of pure ecstasy, drooling on the pillow as he fucked you raw. He's been at this for hours, fucking orgasm after orgasm out of you and all you could do was lay there and take it like the good little doll you were. Sobs wracked through your entire body when his hand came down to the sore flesh of your ass again, and fuck did it sting like a bitch. He kneaded the plush fat in his large hand as an apology but it only made it hurt more and he knew that. You felt like passing out from the sheer exhaustion settling in your bones, a hand making its way to press against Kolya's abdomen, trying to get him to stop or atleast slow down, "kolya— 'm gonna pass out!" you sobbed, clinging onto the pillow with one hand for dear life. He smacked your hand away from his abdomen, only thrusting into you harder, "aww~ you're gonna pass out?" He cooed, reaching his hand out to grip your chin, turning your head to face him. You nodded, sniffling as he kissed your tears away, "then pass out~♡"
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hunting dogs as dark humour jokes bc why not
Jouno: Never break someone's heart, they only have one Jouno: Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Tachihara: A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. The man responds, "You may be a talking tree but you will dialogue."
Tecchou: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Jouno: None. Historians have suggested most pirates would have been illiterate.
Teruko: What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 70 km per hour? ITS BUTT
Fukuchi: My favorite Disney film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a protagonist with a twisted backstory.
Tecchou: I threw a boomerang a few years ago. Now I live in constant fear.
Tecchou: I have a fish that can breakdance. Just for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Jouno: I was watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked me which one was mine. I replied, "I'm still deciding." They looked horrified.
Fukuchi: Why do vampires seem sick? They're always coffin! Bram: 🕴
Teruko: What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a body into the trunk of a car!
Fukuchi: Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Tecchou: Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for reaper cushions.
Tecchou: Mom died when I couldn't remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling me to "be positive", but it's hard without her.
Jouno: Want to know how you could make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
Tachihara: Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Teruko: The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Fukuchi: Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere!
Jouno: My grandfather Fukuchi said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Tachihara: I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
Teruko: They laughed at my crayon drawing. I laughed at their chalk outline.
Tecchou: The other day, Jouno asked me to pass his lipstick but I accidentally passed him a glue stick. He still isn't talking to me.
Teruko: I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Jouno: Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you, but if you donate five kidneys, they call the police!
Fukuchi: Dark humour is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Tecchou: I was drinking a glass of soy sauce and the waitress screamed "does anyone know CPR?" I yelled, "I know the entire alphabet" and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
Tachihara: I told my father that I had an imaginary girlfriend. He sighed and said, "you know, you could do a lot better". "Thanks dad," I said. He shook his head and went, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
BONUS:
Nikolai: I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell Fyodor about it, then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
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hihoneyimdead · 4 years
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a dissection of anime nathaniel hawthorne in relation to the scarlet letter
In Which I’m Bored and Want to Talk About Anime Nathaniel Hawthorne and Why He’s More Interesting Than the Fandom Wants to Admit, and Also About Arthur Dimmesdale And Shit
This is going to be long. Fuck. 
(spoilers through the manga, which i have not read all the way through, so take everything i say with a grain of salt. same goes for the scarlet letter, which i haven’t read in nearly four years. ripperoni bro)
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Above is the topic of today’s procrastination, Anime Nathaniel Hawthorne from Bungo Stray Dogs. He is a member of an American organization called the Guild, he’s a preacher, and he has a superpower/ability called The Scarlet Letter that allows him to manipulate his own blood into scripture that can either harm or defend via spears and shit and then shields and shit. 
He’s also a simp for Anime Margaret Mitchell, but I’ll be getting into that in a moment. 
Anyway, here’s a better picture of our lovely reverend, this time with his ability:
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Funny, right? But that’s what I’m gonna talk about today simply because I’m bored and I should be writing but I’m currently not and I really have a soft spot for this bitch of a preacher. Hawthorne here has a lot more to his character than a lot of people give him credit for, which makes sense because he is a relatively-minor character and all he’s been doing recently is getting cucked by Anime Fyodor Dostoevsky, and while he may currently be Comrade Assassin, he’s still a complex character if you look past what our favorite Russian pimp has been up to. 
So a bit more about Hawthorne before I crack open my copy of his most famous book:
He is a preacher, not a priest, as shown by his choice in clothing. Priests don’t wear that, take it from a former Catholic. His clothes resemble the robes worn by classic Puritan preachers (such as the Reverend Arthur Dimmesdale, but we’ll get to him in a minute.) Whether that was on purpose or not I don’t know, but I’m aiming for a yes because Margaret Mitchell, his partner, wears a Southern belle-style outfit that Scarlett O’Hara (the main character of Mitchell’s most famous work, Gone With the Wind) wears, and John Steinbeck wears clothes reminiscent of Tom Joad (the main character of Steinbeck’s most famous work, The Grapes of Wrath.) It’s kind of a thing with the Guild. Edgar Allan Poe wears clothes that a goth around the time of Poe’s life would’ve worn. Same goes for Louisa May Alcott, Mark Twain, and H. P. Lovecraft. Meanwhile characters such as Lucy Maud Montgomery, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Herman Melville wear clothes that their characters (Anne from Anne of Green Gables, Jay Gatsby from The Great Gatsby, and whoever the fuck was in Moby Dick, respectively.) Hawthorne fits in with that last set of characters, which is funny considering the real life Hawthorne’s works.
In reality, Nathaniel Hawthorne was an American author in the early-to-mid-1800s who wrote many short stories, novels, and poems and shit, usually Romantic in nature. He started off, though, as a big member of the Transcendentalist movement. Transcendentalism, if you don’t know, is kind of like the 1800s equivalent of hippies. They were pretty anti-government and anti-religion, usually specifically anti-Christianity. These institutions corrupted the basis of mankind. Hawthorne himself helped form a utopian commune up in New England (it didn’t last long, don’t worry.) As he grew older, he grew out of that kind of writing and lifestyle and into the works we know him for today, such as his most famous novel, The Scarlet Letter. It, like many of his other works, contains allusions to religion and exists as a sort of criticism on it. 
The Scarlet Letter is set in the middle of the 1600s in Puritan New England. The Puritans were known for being Super Christian. They did not pass the vibe check. The main character is Hester Prynne, a young woman convicted of adultery with an unknown father. After being “released” from prison after the birth of her daughter, Pearl, Hester is allowed to move around outside of prison. But to signify her “evilness”, she must have a red letter ‘A’ on the front of her dress at all times (the eponymous and extremely metaphoric scarlet letter.) Besides Hester and Peal, main characters include Roger Chillingsworth, a doctor and Hester’s ex-husband from England who has vowed to track down the father and have him punished as well, and the Reverend Arthur Dimmesdale, who is sick All of the Time For No Apparent reason. By the end of the novel it’s revealed that Dimmesdale’s illness is actually a manifestation of his guilt because he was Pearl’s father despite him being a reverend and all and Hester being an unmarried woman. He ends up dying in the end after professing his guilt and showing the town the red letter ‘A’ that God supposedly engraved upon the skin on his chest. 
So let’s start here with a brief summary of Dimmesdale’s actions in the book as recalled by someone who hasn’t read it in four years but who is looking at the Wikipedia article right now. 
We first meet him when he and another minister, John Wilson, question Hester as to who the father of her child was. She doesn’t answer. The next time we see him in person is when Hester goes to the governor to ask if she can keep Pearl. She pleads with Dimmesdale and Wilson (who is there too for some reason), and he manages to persuade the governor to let her keep her child. At some point soon after, his health really begins to decline, and Chillingsworth moves in as a physician. Chillingsworth discovers a weird symbol of guilt on Dimmesdale’s chest while the poor guy sleeps after suspecting that the preacher’s illness is a manifestation of an unknown guilt. Dimmesdale, filled with guilt, goes to the town square in the middle of the night one day and screams his guilt to the heavens, but he can’t make himself do it during the day. Hester, shocked by the poor guy’s whole deal, decides to break her vow of silence. She calls Dimmesdale outside of town and tells him that they’re going to move to Europe together and start a new life with Pearl. He agrees and seems reinvigorated. They go back to town, and all’s fine until he gives a really good sermon on Election Day. After that, he professes his guilt and dies in Hester’s arms. People there claim to see a “stigma” in the shape of a letter ‘A’ on his chest, though others say there’s nothing there. 
Dimmesdale is a man consumed by his guilt. He physically and mentally declines because of his guilt and his unwillingness to expose himself for the sinner he really is, though, through it all, he supports Hester and Pearl as best he can considering his station as the town minister. He’s supposed to be the beacon of mortality, the person everyone should look up to and respect and learn from. And here he is, an adulterer, and a liar. And when he finally grows past his guilt and decides to let it out in favor of leaving and starting life anew, he dies, consumed, supposedly, by the wrath of God. He “falls” as a sinner, struck down by the very flames of Hell themselves. Or, more likely, a regular heart attack. He died of shock, poor guy. 
Compare that to Anime Nathaniel Hawthorne. He starts out as a member of a secret association who, according to its leader, Fitzgerald, doesn’t do good, but does what needs to be done. That’s probably why Hawthorne joined it in the first place. While his main goal has always been eradicating sinners from the face of the Earth, he probably started out as a regular old minister. Eradicating doesn’t always mean killing, and this is shown as he only attacks those who threaten his work, his partner (wink), and himself. This changes after the woman he loves throws herself in the way of an attack and nearly gets herself killed saving him. In canon, she’s still in a coma. In canon, he gave himself completely into sin because of his guilt and love for her. And that’s where the similarities between Hawthorne and Dimmesdale really start.
Let’s start with the obvious guilt complex. This goes along with what I believe Dostoevsky’s ability, Crime and Punishment, does. I believe it feeds off of an individual’s guilt, manipulating it and their mind in the process. We see this with Karma, a young man Dostoevsky kills. Karma, in his last moments, goes through all he went wrong with in his life (you know, or as much as a manga page or two can have) and dies knowing that he’ll never achieve his dream. That’s a more extreme example, I think, and not one I should really be using as evidence for anything considering it’s the only example of this really happening. Every other person that Dostoevsky kills with his ability just drops dead without the audience seeing into their thoughts. He’s got an insta-kill ability, but my theory builds off the idea that he can control living or dying. Hawthorne came to Dostoevsky to work for Dostoevsky’s organization, the Rats in the House of the Dead, in exchange for Mitchell getting “revived”. He might look cool on the outside, but he left the Guild, his friends, because Mitchell got hurt. He loves her, and he says as much in the manga (the anime didn’t say so, but left it unsaid and obvious to those looking.) The next time we see Hawthorne, he’s a mindless assassin who really only remembers Mitchell from his past, and the assassin who nearly killed her. His guilt twisted him into someone completely different from how he was before, even looking physically leaner and as different a brief appearance in a manga and anime can make someone look. He’s even lost his glasses, and any normal look in his eye. It’s kinda like the main character of Crime and Punishment from what I can tell, but I also haven’t read that book so take what I say on that with a gain of salt.) He’s consumed by his guilt (thanks, Fyodor.) Guilt is a big part of his character (as much of a character as he has currently, anyway.) The same can be said for Dimmesdale, who, as I’ve said before was consumed by his own guilt and sin until his death. 
I hope that Hawthorne doesn’t end up as dead as Dimmesdale did when he reunites with his supposed love interest (love interests aren’t really a thing in this series, which makes Hawthorne and Mitchell even more interesting to me.) I hope he gets a happy ending, but... that probably won’t happen unless Dostoevsky dies, which seems like an end-game thing to me. He’s a bad dude with slight plot armor. 
Anyway, past the guilt, their relationship with the respective women in their lives is another important and interesting parallel. Dimmesdale, even through Hester’s punishment, more or less treats her as he would’ve before Pearl. I believe that he did truly love her in his own pitiful way, though not as much as he loved his relationship with God, as seen by his continued guilt and shit. But it’s important to note that he seemed to admit his own love for Hester by agreeing to run away to Europe with her, and he did so in little ways throughout the story by helping her keep Pearl and by really just giving her a lighter sentence than a lot of women would’ve gotten. Puritan ministers were up there with government officials in the law (look at the witch trials, for example), so he would’ve definitely had input on her punishment. Most women would’ve been stoned or banished from the town or colony. Hester, notably, was let off relatively easy with just the emblem and the vague banishment to living in a house outside of town alone with her daughter. Hawthorne’s partner was Margaret Mitchell, and from the very beginning until the assassin skewered them, the two of them argued. Honestly, they bickered a lot like an old married couple. It was kinda cute in a weird way. Neither of them would obviously admit their feelings for each other. Both are proud people, Mitchell coming from a disgraced rich family and Hawthorne being a man of God. But his concern for her becomes evident the moment she gets stabbed clean through and impaled a dozen feet above the ground. That’s when he really gets on the offensive, and when she’s destroyed (image below), he calls her by her first name for the first, and only, time, looking completely destroyed (image also below.) He nearly manages to kill the assassin. And when he wakes up and sees that she isn’t going to wake up, he leaves those he cares about to fix his mistake of letting her get this hurt.
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When we see Hawthorne next, he is willing to do anything to redeem himself for his mistake. When we meet him as an assassin for the first time, in the manga he says something along the lines of “I, for the revival of the one I love, will fulfill the contract of death”. Which is... not normal, I’ll admit. Poor guy. In the anime, he says something different that I don’t remember, but that was similar if not slightly different (again, the anime isn’t as explicit with their relationship as the manga.) Meanwhile she’s in a coma and is likely not to be revived by those Hawthorne pledged his allegiance to, but those he left behind. 
The two ministers here follow generally the same path of sin. They start out as the badass ministers they really are, men of God. Then, one way or another, they fall deeper and deeper into sin as they go. For Dimmesdale, that was boning Hester Prynne and hiding it from the town and corrupting himself with his guilt. For Hawthorne, that was ‘allowing’ his partner to ‘die’ and surrendering himself to a higher power to try and get her back, losing himself in the process. In the end, both men are shells of their former selves. Dimmesdale dies sick. Hawthorne is a brainwashed assassin. Dimmesdale’s higher power, God, is ultimately what killed him, and his devotion is what really did him in. Hawthorne is probably gonna die or get otherwise written out, I have a feeling (several villains in this show have, just look at Pushkin and Mark Twain and even Mitchell herself.) If he is, it’ll be Dostoevsky or one of his weird Russian friends doing him in or taking him out of the picture. He’ll likely never see Mitchell again and he will die due to his newfound devotion to a “god” who is willing to punish him for going to far. 
And guys, Hawthorne’s ability is literally the titular scarlet letter. What else can I say?
Honestly, I’m not sure what this post was, only that I killed a good three hours writing it and that it gave me yet again a newfound appreciation for something I used to hate. It was Anime Hawthorne, but before that it was IRL Hawthorne and The Scarlet Letter. Thank you American public school system. 
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So a few days ago, I caught up to the manga of Bungo Stray Dogs, and now I just want to vent about it... Spoilers until chap 73 under the cut.
(I’m just letting some steam off, so this “review” is gonna be a mess, bear with me...)
THIS ARC IS DAMN SICK-
God, the whole thing escalated so quickly. First Mushitarou’s "Perfect Crime" ability was really cool. Seeing Ranpo being confronted to such an obstacle was interesting to read because it did seem that it would be the counterpart of his own Super Deduction. (yet it didn’t really lol) 
And then how it escalated to Dazai's arrest, the whole Agency being framed up because of a Page from the Book, the implication of the Angels and their big terrorist plan. This was some really serious shit. And it all happened so quickly...
And of course, I'm not even talking about the reveal of Yosano's past which completely broke me... That poor girl... Mori-sensei is really terrible. Thank god Fukuzawa and Ranpo came to save her, because what she went through was utterly awful. I find the duality of her power really interesting. Her healing ability becoming a curse for her and her patients was a well-written development.
And this curse pursuing her until now in the form of...Tachihara !!! That dumbass is a double-agent omfg- That was some plot-twist- I'm really liking Tachihara's character now. The fact that he was being viewed as inferior as his brother and people even telling him that he should've died instead was quite interesting, and how it reflected later on by his actions towards Yosano as his brother's avenger. Moreover, he has a duality between his position as a Hunting Dog and his previous one as a Mafia which was really interesting to see. He's still bound to the Mafia even though it was supposed to be a cover only. I wonder how it will be used later on. Will he ultimately betray the Hunting Dogs ?
And some other significant events such as:
-Kunikida's death(?). I swear my heart stopped a moment. Kunikida, don't you freaking do this to me again- At least, we have Fukuzawa reassuring us.
-CHUUYA'S EPIC ENTRANCE. Oh my damn god, have you seen his panel ?? The man is too extra, I love him- 
-Dazai and Fyodor's game in jail is freaking insane. Dazai controls his heartbeats, please... Where are his limits...?
-My son Atsushi coming to save the day with Kyouka and Lucy. I wonder if Akutagawa will join in now or later... We all know that a little Shin Soukoku team-up would resolve all our problems.
-Talking about Akutagawa, I need to mention Gin (and Hirotsu). I don’t think they are dead, but at least severely injured. Would Gin’s injury be a trigger for her brother to go against Tachihara ?? I mean, I would really love to see this brotherly aspect of him that was shown...like once only ? He really seemed to care for her, please give us some Aku’ siblings moment-
-Sigma. The guy appeared for like 2 or 3 chapters, and I love him already. He’s a mood somehow- Please don't hurt him-
Anyway, as you can see, this arc kind of messed me up... I can’t wait to see how everything will untangle! Thank you if you managed to read through my rambling lol.
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Sarazanmai 3 - 6 | Fruits Basket 2 - 7 | OPM 2 2 - 7 | BSD 3 3 - 6 | Demon Slayer 4 - 7 | Shield Hero 17 - 20
I’ll be rolling out the tags around about the time of this post.
Sarazanmai 3
Kisu = kissu (kiss). Update: Or kisu (on the right side of my equation). You do you, subbers.
Goma-ae.
Gomennassara! (Oh, I get it…!)
It never occurred to me that a “micanga” was a bead or small pierced round object of some sort. I thought it was a race track sort of thing, but for soccer. Update: It’s a bracelet/anklet thing.
Wait, so what brought on this change of heart from Kazuki??? Is it like the 1st episode, where it was a daydream that was cleverly presented as real? Update: Yep.
Oh…have you noticed all the victims of Reo and Mabu’s scheme are men of the NEET/freeter age, or approaching that?
Notably, the signature pose of the Sarazanmai seems to be similar to the one Kazuki and Enta did in the soccer team.
I find it interesting that Enta is now the initiator of the Sarazanmai and thus the one to steal the shirikodama. I mean, he used to be the one with the least stakes in the Dish of Hope scenario…and now look at him!
Ooh, Toi is sharpening his ruler! (Or whatever you do in Touken Ranbu with that lil’ beater of his.)
Oh wait, I forgot Ikuhara always has a last-minute twist! Go back, go back!
It seems like Haruka has some kind of illness…hmm. Update: Oh, it’s not an illness per se…spoke too soon.
Haruka’s talking about the Little Prince…hmm. Last time I really bothered to engage with that story in any form was Star Driver.
Fruits Basket 2
I don’t think I ever really chose a side on the Kyo vs Yuki debate, but I guess I always subtly sided with Yuki (even though the end pairing is Tohru and *bleep*). <- sorry, had to censor myself
“It’s important for me to get to school every day!”
Kabedon! Eeeeee! (LOL, I really am a squealy person at heart, aren’t I?)
The writing says “she misheard [what Yuki said] as ‘being sick’”, so it was quite lucky that the word “sickened” worked in context.
Yuki has some mad ninja skills…LOL.
Shigure in a suit looks goooooooooood, man (<- gender neutral use of “man”).
“…the days ahead will be fun.” – Oh, Tohru, you don’t know how wrong you are…(says someone who completed the manga)
Fruits Basket 3
I’m hearing the OP for the first time…and it sounds like an ED. (Probably because I read some impressions that said the same thing earlier today.)
“…included in the zodiac?”
Ooh! Momiji! Wait, er…I didn’t expect him to be so high-pitched…
Lookit the tiny cat icon on the side! It’s cute!!!
*yells* It’s Kagura!!!!!!!! She ain’t my favourite, but man, is it great to see another familiar face!
I’ve been wondering what the title meant when it said “what year is she?” It means “year of the zodiac”.
Fruits Basket 4
“Shii-chan”…?
Kyo-kun ran away before Kagura even started making dinner…
Was Kyo’s katsudon a joke…? (Cats-udon, geddit?...No?)
“…marriage is a girl’s greatest dream.” – That used to be so, Tohru…nowadays, it ain’t.
Lookit how Kyo’s eyes lit up when he talks about his teacher!
OPM 2 2
That title’s…even more counterintuitive than “OPM 2 1”…hmm.
It’s…kind of dark right now.
I think there was bourbon on the counter. Someone likes to drink around here…
I guess with the mass animation exodus, OPM seems kinda…monologue-y. And cheap…
…nope, I take back my words. They were merely saving up for this action scene.
BSD 28 (S3 Ep 3)
Seriously, what are those metal things Dazai was wearing? Anyways, I like how it’s absolutely the norm that Chuuya swears now and I was part of forming that. Because I don’t swear a lot, I think Chuuya makes a nice outlet for my own frustrations...that’s what could be said, anyway.
D’aww. Someone acknowledges Chuuya’s identity. Ain’t that grand? (Now you see why I like Chuuya more than Dazai these days, huh?)
Come to think of it…a person hasn’t died in this show for a while, have they? It just goes to show you that despite one of its major stars being a guy obsessed with shinjuu (double suicide), the creators seem to be emphasising the sanctity of life itself.
Oh, I never thought they had an explanation for Dazai’s coat…
What is the age difference between Chuuya and Dazai anyway??? They’re both 15 during the LN that’s called that, but the exact difference…what is it? Update: Dazai’s birthday is June 19th and Chuuya’s is April 29th, so the difference is 1 month and 21 days (using the idea that 7 days = a week and May is 30 days, that’s 51 days in all).
Ooh, we’re getting Fyodor, Ace and the unnamed kid soon, aren’t we? That also means we’re in unknown territory for myself, too…hmm.  
OPM 2 3
When did Saitama last meet Charanko anyway? Charanko is voiced by Toshiki Masuda, so I would’ve kept an eye out for him, but the art shift and the years between seasons mean I don’t remember anymore.
Oof, “justice crashed Mumen Rider’s head” is more like it.
CGI banana…Just saying “CGI banana” is funny.
Kimetsu no Yaiba 4
Headpats, headpats all around!
Hooo…boy. I already knew Sabito and Makomo were dead because Crow and Irina’s collab post was called “The Names of Dead Children”, but how it was delivered…was such a powerful move.
I saw the blonde boy who’s in the OP…hmm. Update: His name is Zenitsu, according to the next-ep preview.
OPM 2 4
When comparing this dissection of monsters against Mob Psycho…the biggest monster Mob has is himself…hmm.
I didn’t expect Saitama to actually enter under Charanko’s name with that wig he got…
“…name as a martial artist.”
Mojo for the dojo, it seems this man wants.
I think the centipede senpai is CGI. Hmm…
It’s been years…I’ve forgotten what Ponytail Head’s name is! (And I call OPM one of my favourite series in anime…!)
Sarazanmai 4
“Writers exist between life and death.” – …is Ikuhara expressing his own thoughts on how anime writers are treated…?
I anticipate a soba pun (soba = noodles and soba = beside [someone]).
“…gives a s***…” – Says you, Toi, with the “Golden Poop” in the background. Then again, that’s just an English pun. Don’t mind me.
Comic Sans…you can’t escape it, even in this day and age…
Yude = to boil, soba…is the noodles. (The “o” on the end of the Monster of the Week’s first name means “man”.) Ikuhara uses Monster of the Week names in service of symbolism, while Takamatsu uses inconsistency for the sake of humour.
Intetestingly, there’s a spiralling blue thing in the background of the dance number and it says “soba” (katakana) and “desire” (yokubou, in kanji).
The headline translates to “Tragedy! It was next to me, but then…” (Kigeki! Sakki made soba ni ita noni…) The subbers had to accommodate the soba pun though, so they went with “so bar away”.
Hmm…now Toi takes centre stage…
2007, huh? How old are Kazuki and co. again?
This is probably the least surprising secret of all, y’know. Also, I think Keppi and Kazuki have cucumbers in their mouths.
They have subs for Stand By Me now!!! Oh mai globbb!
W-Wuh?! I can see why he’d hate Haruka (feelings of “why don’t my parents look at me the way they look at him anymore?”), but…this really turns this entire story on its head!
Kimetsu no Yaiba 5
Interestingly, the “My” in the episode title is Onore (an “I” indicating professionalism).Come to think of it…what is Tanjiro’s pronoun of choice?
Aww…the fact Tanjiro kinda looks like the demon’s (previous body’s…?) bro made the scene kinda cute. Possibly, it could be even enough to drive someone to tears…not that I was driven to tears, of course.
Well, here’s Zenitsu.
This angry kid reminds me of Mike Teevee (from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory). He seems like a rival, but he’ll disappear soon enough. Also, LOL, a sparrow instead of a crow.
“…my whole body hurts.” – Welp, that’s what happens when you lose sleep fighting demons for 7 days straight…
Why the obvious names? (re: Haganezuka – that is, hagane means “steel”…also, Nichirin contains the character for “sun” (at least, I think so…?) and Yoko can be understood to be/homophonous to the word for “sunlight”)
Tanjiro, son of Tanjuro…LOL. That was probably deliberate – it means the first son follows in the father’s footsteps.
For some reason, I wanted Haganezuka to pop out of the comic for the next-ep preview…aww.
Shield Hero 17
How many times did Fitoria say “I’m going to kill the heroes” and Naofumi say variants of “no”? Because of that, I had half a mind to jump ship and head to RobiHachi instead…but keep going.
That cowlick stuff was probably the most fun I’ve had with this show in a while…heh.
Oh great…Naofumi expanded his pseudo-harem to two bird waifus…then again, I had a stupid grin on my face seeing Fitoria’s old master, so maybe it’s not all bad, y’know?
Post-credits scene…keep watching!
Wah-wait…what the heck was that explosion???!!!
BSD 29 (S3 Ep 4)
That’s…Topaz (unofficial name)…ohhhhhhhh dear…
Oooh, Katai! Katai! Yay!!! (As you can tell, I had a very small thing for Katai. He reminds me of En-chan, y’see.)
The CGI in this OP…you can tell there’s quite a bit of it, huh?
It’s Deadmau5 (as the fandom used to joke)!
Fyodor’s eyes of disgust as Topaz dries his hair…hmm.
Older Topaz looks surprisingly like Oda…I don’t remember that exact shot, but it might’ve been in the manga. His background also reminds me of Chuuya’s.
OPM 2 Ep 4 (OPM 18)
“Irksome insect”…says the giant insect.
I think I saw a 7-11 pastiche in the background.
Why does the bird have a human hand in his belly? What??? (LOL)
This tournament arc don’t feel so hype, now that MHA’s is over…
Someone likes Donkey Kong… (referring to Marshal Gorilla and the other Kong guy (Heavy Kong))
Sarazanmai 5
…oh wow. Y’mean Kazuki is adopted???
“Why don’t you say anything, even though you know about me now?” (from Toi) – Probably because Kazuki is as f***ed up as you are, if not worse.
What are those sparkles coming off Sara’s face…? Not sure if they’re a shoujo thing or just…gratuitous sparkles.
LOL, Nioino Fukuro. Basically “pouch of scent” when you insert a space between the second I and the second N and change the first name kanji, plus change the “no” to hiragana.
I know the title of the song is Kawausoiya (translates to “awful otters” or something like that), but “soiya” doesn’t make much sense on its lonesome.
Wait…does that mean Sara is the creature? Or there are two Saras that can look the same, but one looks like the human and one is more kappa-like???
For some reason, I’m getting changeling vibes here…that Kazuki wants to look different to the rest of his family because he knows he’s different.
Hey…there’s this thing called the tourist gaze. It argues that because people create notions of reality differently, people have different ideas of what makes a trip “good” and “authentic”. In the same sense, Haruka’s “false” connection with Kazuki!Sara has become his reality, so it’s not wrong to say this Sara is real for him.
Oh…I just realised some kanji that appar early in the OP are the kanji for “extraction”.
So, uh…in a sense…can I interpret Kazuki’s love for his real mother a Fruedian thing? It seems all men’s love can be interpreted to be Freudian in some way or another…also, Sara kind of looks like his mother in a very “surface” kind of way. That is, they have a very passing resemblance to each other. Update: I’ve been reading some Stephen King lately and if I took anything away from that experience, it would be that everything is Freudian when it comes to men’s experiences. That’s why I say that.
Kimetsu no Yaiba 6
…*remembers something from the collab that was along the lines of “Astral doesn’t like Tanjiro’s green jacket”* Astral’s not gonna like this, then. (For those who don’t know the context, “Astral” is AstralGemini of the Zodiac Room.)
*Tanjiro is told he might not go very far with his demon slaying* *Tanjiro reacts with happiness that he’s on his way to get Nezuko human again* - Uh…I know I’ve watched my share of shonen, but I kind of didn’t expect that and yet also did.
Ugh…it’s the return of CGI Tanjiro…the vegie patch looks good in CGI though, for some reason.
Lemme guess…with a title like that (Swordsman Accompanying a Demon), could it be that Kazumi is a demon???
“I don’t get it at all.” – LOL…that was unintentionally funny (for the second time in this show, the first being Hand Demon).
BSD 30 (S3 Ep 5)
Moby Dick crashing into Yokohama? It was literally years ago for us!
I’m pretty sure these Park guys didn’t exist in the manga. Update: Nope, they did. I’ve read the corresponding chapter, it’s just that that was also 2 years ago…just like the last we saw of the anime.
I love how the “gyaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” ended in blood splatter, literally.
The Park guys apparently come from ch. 44 but Katai comes from ch. forty…what? One? Two? It’s not 40 (Hitori Ayumu), that’s all I know.
Katai is a good boy. You’ll see why in…oh, a few seconds.
Oh, I love the ending of this story. I already know the ending, but seeing it again will be a whole new bag of laughs!
Uh…I forgot how much of an interruption the anime’s humour is. My dream of a “whole new bag of laughs” is at least half dashed…*shoulders slump*
Apparently Atsushi cut his hair himself…not sure if that’ll be a spoiler for later, but it’s still something cool to know.
“So it’s your letter?”
Katai is basically me when it comes to my husbandos. See why I love him???
Come to think of it…I haven’t properly listened to the ED yet! Better do that while I still have the chance.
Fruits Basket 5
Shigure is such a troll…just like I remember him.
Fruits Basket 6
Hatori! Ooh! He’s hottttttt! Sizzling!...Okay, I think you get my point already…
I think someone else (Amelia from A Girl and Her Anime…?) pointed this out…but I don’t understand a speck of German outside 1 – 10 (I remembered the German word for “six” way too well when I was younger). So it would help if they bothered to make the German English as well.
For some reason, the stick figure was both obviously a cost-cutting measure and also elevated the hilarity of that scene…!
I don’t quite know what the Japanese equivalent of the “macaroni and cheese” thing was, but it conveys the same idea in the two languages and makes people laugh along the way, so…*shrugs shoulders* Makes sense, I guess.
Tohru is kandou about meeting an author. Kandou means to be deeply moved (noun form).
LOL, Hanajima reading the book.
…Oh my goodness. I just realised Fruits Basket has a lot of characters with fringes. 90s fringes for everyone!
“…a cartoon about a cat and a rat that are always fighting…” - Come to think of it, Tom and Jerry is popular in Japan.
Shield Hero 18
I think this episode title ends in inbou, which means “intrigue”.
This show is clearly trying to play the same cards over and over again…
Shield Hero 19
Hypocrites! Hypocrites everywhere! *does Buzz Lightyear hand gesture from the meme*
OPM 19 (S2 Ep 6)
The reason the fat guy is called Dave is not just because of B/V confusion, but because debu (without the line in the middle) is a slang word for…wait for it…”fatty”.
Interestingly, Murata previously worked on a oneshot called Gokiburi Buster. I wonder if this Cockroach Boi is from there…?
Did you notice the guys behind the umpire, who had a stretcher at the ready…?
“Mr Saynuthin” seems to be “Nanmoien-san” in Japanese.
“Waganma” seems to be a play on wagamama, or selfish. However, I can’t pin down the pun in the father’s name...
Well, well, well…at least someone acknowledges Speed of Sound Sanic (the ninja, not the CGI abomination or the monkey) is hecka-speedy.
Charanko (the real one)…he has ashi no ura (the back of the foot) written on his bandages…LOL.
Sarazanmai 6
Apparently Kazuki’s (foster) family all wear the same kind of stripes…which is what Kazuki means when he doesn’t want to wear the same kind of clothes as his family.
Okay…so the first set of kanji that appear in the OP are the one for “desire” and the ones after that are “extraction”…geddit? (LOL)
Oh my glob…how in the name of Iyami does Osomatsu-san get so popular that after I watched the first season of that show, it starts appearing in other places as well????
I saw a translation of the Reo and Mabu tweets and apparently at least one of them can make ningyoyaki (a type of cake you can make in all sorts of shapes – scroll down a bit on that page and you’ll find the description of ningyoyaki there).
Uhh…ghh…Keppi pole dancing was disturbing…*soul floats out of body temporarily*
Reo (I think that’s Reo, at least) has ningyoyaki…Update: Yup, that’s Reo.
“Headdress”, huh?
Why does this episode 6 feel like ending material…?
Wait…you’re saying Reo and Mabu are princes of the otter kingdom??? Wuh???
BSD 31 (S3 Ep 6)
(Lucy blushes) Wow…now there’s an option for a het ship right there…not that anyone will take it.
I saw a GIF of Atsushi floating naked and face down in the water (because Irina), but…I forgot exactly how the scenario before it went, so I LOLled.
Oh yeah…this chapter had a tie-in with Mizuki Tsujimura, because Mizuki knew Kyoka’s mother. Also, it shows you can inherit Abilities…
It’s Truck-kun and the curse of the isekai!...Okay, I’m kidding.
Oh yeah…this is the chapter about the Headmaster…
I haven’t been in a good place mentally for the past few years or so, due to my world basically fragmenting around me, so the words “don’t hate yourself” are strong ones coming from a place both nostalgic and new.
Dazai inherits a particularly interesting space in Atsushi’s life. He’s like a brother and father wrapped up into one (Kunikida is the nagging mother in that analogy, LOL), but also obsessed with suicide to the point he can also be a liability.
“…didn’t tell anyone…”
It’s also interesting to compare Tohru (of Fruits Basket) and Atsushi. They’re both selfless, but Tohru’s selflessness is shown to be a double-edged sword while Atsushi’s gives him a lot of resentment but is overall a positive thing.
Aww…seeing Atsushi slowly tear up almost made me tear up too…
Fitzgerald Rising…that’s the name of the chapter where…oh, sorry. It’s been years, so I’ll let it all play out for you and me again without mentioning any spoilers until they happen in (close to) real time in the show, okay?
Fruits Basket 7
This is the first time there’s been English lyrics on the OP for this show…I think.
Who’s this “he” Tohru’s referring to when examining the woman’s picture? Akito, probably, but I’m not 100% sure…Update: It was Hatori, actually.
“Shii-san”, “Haa-san” etc. is…cute. *cue “O kawaii koto…” from Kaguya-sama*
I get the feeling that Shigure is almost like a prototype Dazai (Bungou Stray Dogs). Or they just have a lot in common.
“Are these my just desserts?”
Demon Slayer 7
Nezuko’s playing whack a mol-er, demon, isn’t she??? (LOL)
Whoa…it must be mighty freaky to be floating in a swamp of dead people’s possessions…
Welp, Tanjiro…that’s one way to say “hands off my sister”. *nods* By cutting the demon’s hands off…
I like the contrast between Tanjiro’s callused hands and Kazumi’s smooth ones.
Hey…why does food always get wasted in movies and other media…? I know I’m applying real-life consumption habits to media, but it always looks quite wasteful, y’know…?
OPM 20 (S2 Ep 7)
I never noticed that shot of Watchdog Man in the OP before…huh.
Pig God’s shirt says DEV. It’s a pun on debu (fatty)…again.
Ooh! I saw him in the OP! Flashy Flash! I’ve never seen him in action outside the OP before, but I know his name and appearance from reading around.
“You all are the strongest swordsmen we have.”
Seriously, Saitama, just get something to stick the wig on and you wouldn’t have gotten into this mess. Maybe superglue…(okay, I’m kidding about the superglue).
OPM got really childish this time… 
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DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 101
more dead apple stuff and others
 ango: .....
*footsteps*
murakoso: um...ango-
*Chuuya emerges from the shadows, glaring*
ango: chuuya. i suppose you know why i called you here?
Chuuya: "You have to be pretty desperate to call in this debt."
ango: indeed. perhaps it's our folly for allowing shibusawa to live.
Chuuya: "You think? If it wasn't for you and that bastard, they wouldn't be dead!"
ango: .....we thought that by bringing shibusawa in, we could prevent an ability user war amongst the gangs of death city, and possibly beyond, but we didnt expect-
Chuuya: "That your precious tool Shibusawa would kill 6 of my people at Dragon's Head?! That Shibusawa would go on to kill all these ability users, you sick fuck?!"
ango: we were trying to do what we thought was best for death city-
Chuuya: "They're dead!" *slams his fist into Ango's jaw*
ango: GRK-
murakoso: ANGO! *draws sword from it's holster*
Chuuya: "The Sheep. Six at Dragon's Head. Rain...This mess that Shibusawa created allowed Mori to escape...with my daughter!" *slams his foot into Ango's side*
ango: NGH-
murakoso: *aims sword at chuuya's neck* beating ango up isnt going to make it any better!
takeuchi: worst case scenario, we can try and locate mori and your child.
Chuuya: *glares at them all* "...How?"
takeuchi: this is the special abilities department, and mori _is_ an ability user, we can locate him and bring your daughter back.
ango: please. if you help us, we'll do anything you ask of us.
Chuuya: "...Anything?"
ango: yes, if not for our sakes, then for the sake of the city, and your child.
Chuuya: "...If it wasn't for Sonia...this city could burn for all I care..."
ango: .....
Chuuya: *holds up fingers, counting down* "First, you will pardon all crimes, alleged and otherwise, by the members of the Port Mafia."
ango:.....very well.
Chuuya: "And second...You get Sonia back safely."
ango:....it will be done.
Chuuya: "Then get me to where Shibusawa is."
-elsewhere-
Dazai: *looks at the crystals* "..."
Fyodor: "All according to your plan."
Dazai: “Yes...So, why did you go along with me on this?”
Fyodor: “In the end, I want a world without Abilities.” *grins* “That doesn’t mean I don’t want an entertaining interlude first.” *holds out two crystals* "One brings all visible Ability users to one location. The other crystallizes Abilities."
Dazai: *pauses* "..." *touches both*
-FWOOOOM-
-a vortex forms in the center of the room, sucking up all the crystals in the process-
Dazai: “Now to touch this vortex, and it’ll be the end of all of this--”
-SHRK-
Dazai: "URK!" *coughs*
shibusawa: *has stabbed dazai literally in the back* didnt i tell you, mr dazai? there's nothing that surpasses my expectations~
Dazai: “But the door--”
Fyodor: *small laugh* *twirls a key on his finger*
Dazai: *trying to sigh, but in pain* *in Russian* <Typical…Heh...This is new...>
Fyodor: <Cliche, but still--entertaining.>
Dazai: *collapses, struggling to breathe*
shibusawa: in the end, there was only one target, mr dazai~
Fyodor: *smiling*
shibusawa: tell you what, i'll let you in on a little secret. that knife was laced with a slow acting poison. so now you can savor your death, like you've wanted for so long.
Dazai: *opens his mouth, but can't talk, coughing blood*
Fyodor: *slowly approaches behind Shibusawa*
Dazai: *passes out*
-something begins to appear, a clear crystal-
shibusawa: *huge grin as they reach out*
-however, the crytal joins the others in the vortex, creating a singularity-
shibusawa: !!!! WHAT?!
Fyodor: *searching through his coat* “Unfortunate. Even if you acquire Dazai’s ability, Shibusawa, it won’t help you regain what you lost: your memories.”
shibusawa: ?!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, DOSTOYEVSKY?!
Fyodor: “Let me jog your memory--”
*SLICE*
shibusawa: GRK- *their throat begins bleeding*
Fyodor: “--of the time when you died.” *holds up a knife*
shibusawa: *collapses* fa....ther....
{shibusawa: *a young child* ....}
{Shibusawa's Father: *reviewing notes*}
{shibusawa: ....}
{draconia member: hey, isnt that shibusawa's kid?}
{draconia member 2: yeah, the one with that ability, right?}
{draconia member 3: just a tool for daddy's work. can that thing even think for itself?}
{-that's right. for as long as i could remember, i had always been in my father's shadow. i was nothing more than a tool-}
{Shibusawa Father's: "Come here."}
{shibusawa: yes, father?}
{Shibusawa's Father: "Follow me...We have to discuss the next step in this research."}
{-of course. my father's research. my _father's_ legacy...-}
{shibusawa: .....}
{Shibusawa's Father: "You will carry on after me...Find what I have not."}
{-even after he died, i carried _his_ burden. i never truely had anything to call my own....and yet.....the feeling of death.....feels familiar...-}
-elsewhere-
atsushi: *facing a door in his mind*
odasaku: you sure you want to do this?
atsushi: (i have to.)
odasaku: ...you know once you see it, you wont be able to unsee it again.
atsushi:...(i know.....) *he opens the door*
-...-
{shibusawa: so, mr nakajima, was it? how are you feeling?}
{*tied to a chair is seven-year-old Atsushi*}
{Young!Atsushi: *paralyzed*}
{shibusawa: from whay i heard, you have quite the unusual ability. and i havent been able to obtain it like normal. curious. very curious. nothing a little shock therapy cant fix, right? ^^}
{Young!Atsushi: "N-No...Please...Stop..."}
{shibusawa: now, this may hurt quite a bit. *hits the switch*}
{Young!Atsushi: *convulses, too stunned to make any noise but a small squeak, his body twisting under the electricity*}
{-a small blue crystal begins to form-}
{shibusawa: *wide grin* yes, that's it, come on...}
{Young!Atsushi: *SCREAMS*}
{*some light shines out of Atsushi's head*}
{shibusawa: ??}
{*the tiger forms out of Atsushi--and slaps Shibusawa's hand away from the crystal*}
{shibusawa: *holding their hand, yelling out in pain* GAH! w-WHAT?!}
{*The tiger takes the crystal in its jaws--and bites down onto it*}
{shibusawa: NO!!}
{*The tiger faces Shibusawa--and brings down its claws--*}
{shibusawa: !!!!!!!!}
{*SLASH*}
shibusawa:....i......i died......
atsushi: i.........i killed them.......
shibusawa: im...dead? no...nonononono that's not possible! i returned to the castle that day! i know it!
{shibusawa: *stumbling into the castle* ......}
shibusawa: it was that day that-....that....
{lux: *freaking out* MASTER SHIBUSAWAAAAA! t-t-the witch!}
{shibusawa: ??}
{Lux: "Th-The Witch...Master..." *shaking*}
{nox: the witch...the witch has given birth.}
{shibusawa: ?! }
{-in a room, a young woman with white eyes is holding a small infant-}
{shibusawa:.........}
{woman: *looks up and smiles* look tatsuhiko, it's our daughter, miyuri.}
{miyuri: *opens her eyes and smiles at shibusawa*}
shibusawa:....ha...hahaha....so that's it.....that damn witch....she put a curse on me...
-meanwhile, in the draconia room-
Fyodor: *picks up a skull from a bowl of apples* *grins* "Now, for the finale..."
-the skull is sucked up into the singularity, causing the fog to turn red and the singularity to mutate-
-the vortex seems to pull dazai in as well-
Fyodor: "How selfish of you...Even in death, you wish to watch the city go right to hell..." *turns away, smiling*
-the vortex seems to be mutating into...a dragon?!-
Fyodor: "Had you considered, in the midst of the Dragon’s Breath, my ability never once tried to do me harm?"
-a figure appears, resembling fyodor, with a light purple tone to its coloration appears, a red crystal on it's hand and holding an apple-
Fyodor: "I am crime."
CP: i am punishment.
-the ability shatters the red crystal and returns to fyodor slowly-
Fyodor + Crime and Punishment: "And crime and punishment, are quite good friends..."
dragon: *ROOOOAR*
Fyodor: "Soon, the fog will expand and consume this world. The dragon of the fog that consumes all abilities...like a dead apple..."
-elsewhere-
miyuri: *walking along and humming* hmmmmm......are we there yet, sana? Owo
Sonia: "I'm not certain..." *looks around*
miyuri: hmmm, i remember she lived in a tall building....but i dont remember which one. ^^;
onia: "Who was this person?"
miyuri: oh right! it was a while back when miyuri got lost in the outside the first time. everything looked so big and scary, and she couldnt find tacchan anywhere.
{miyuri: *sitting in an alley in the rain, crying*}
{-but then, the nice lady found me!-}
{???: um....e-excuse me?}
[miyuri: *looks up*}
{*a young woman in a yellow sweater jacket, red hair and glasses is there*}
{rain: are you alright?}
{miyuri: uhh....WAAAAAA! MIYURI'S SCAAAARED!}
{rain: wah! i-it's alright! i-i wont hurt you! i promise!}
{miyuri: *sobbing* TACCHAN! TACCHAAAAAN!}
{rain: o-oh goodness....umm...oh! here! *hands her a cracker packet from her bag*}
{miyuri: *sniffles*....}
{rain: you can eat that.}
{miyuri:.....*tiny nom*...*hic* t-thank y-you miss nice lady...}
{rain: *smiles* please, call me rain.}
miyuri: miss rain let me stay with her for a while until tacchan found me again.
Sonia: *stunned*
miyuri: she was really nice and had yummy food. miyuri really wants to thank her for being so nice. ^^
Sonia: "You can't."
miyuri: *head tilt* miyu?
Sonia: "...Mama is dead."
miyuri: ??
Sonia: "The woman you saw...She is dead."
miyuri:........where's she sleeping?
Sonia: "...H-Hook Cemetery..."
miyuri: yay! let's go there! ^^
Sonia: "Would you stop?!"
miyuri: hm?
Sonia: "She's not asleep--she's dead! She is no longer alive! She is not coming back! She is dead! Dead means you don't come back! You're gone forever! She died! She's gone!"
miyuri:....does your mama visit you in your dreams?
Sonia: "..." *nods, her eyes stinging*
miyuri: miyuri's mommy visits her too. so they're not gone completely, right?.....do you think our mommies became friends where they are?
Sonia: "...I hope so."
miyuri: *holds sonia's hands and smiles* then they can be friends like us, sana!
Sonia: "..." *too stunned to respond...just crying*
miyuri:....sana? why's water coming out of your eyes?
-elsewhere-
-a plane is now flying to where the dragon is. the hanger door swings open as if to let something, or someone, out-
Chuuya: *stands at the door*
ango: *over earpiece* chuuya, are you sure about this? your daughter-
Chuuya: "If I don't survive...Find Sonia. Bring her back to Kouyou. If you can't...make sure she has a good home."
ango: i understand, and dazai isnt there, so-
Chuuya: "He is. I can feel it..." *holds up his fist*
ango:....
Chuuya: "And even if he isn't responsible for this mess...I have to punch him in his goddamn face."
-high heels can be heard clicking along the floor of the hangar-
tsujimura: this is insane! ability users, we're human beings, and that things a damn monster! it's suicide!
Chuuya: "I'm not about to let a little thing like fear make me run away scared. When would be the best time to back out?"
tsujimura: i dont know, when?
Chuuya: "There's never a time." *leaps out the door*
dragon: *ROOOOOOAR*
Chuuya: ("If this does kill me, at least….then I'll see you again...") “Oh grantors of dark disgrace….do not wake me again.” *his eyes widen as rocks around the Dragon start to glow*
dragon: *FIRE BREATH*
Chuuya: *dodges, flinging rocks and other debris at the Dragon*
dragon: *ROOOOOOAR*
*something is shaking the ground at the foundation of the castle*
dragon: ?!?
*is that...a building rising?*
dragon: *ROOOOOOOOOOOAR*
Chuuya: "AAAAAAAARG!" *slams the building down onto the dragon*
dragon: *mouth fulla building and trying to release a fire blast, but it's stuck inside and causes the dragon to explode*
Chuuya: "..." *starts falling...*
-in the remnants of the dragon and rubble, dazai is floating peacefully-
Chuuya: *growling *falls towards Dazai* GRAAAH!! *punches him in the face*
-the pill in dazai's mouth breaks, letting its contents release in his mouth-
Chuuya: *growls...coughs up blood*
-please......dont scare me like that anymore!-
Chuuya: "Rrrr...Ra...in......" *closes his eyes...the dark energy around him dissolves, as he regains control* *he opens his eyes, drawing Dazai down carefully with control over his gravity abilitie sand lands with Dazai...then collapses onto the ground, panting*
rain: *letting him rest his head on her lap, gently stroking his cheek* you did so well.
Chuuya: "??? Rain? How..."
-she wasnt there...-
Chuuya: "..." *cries*
???: come on, it should be this way...
Chuuya: *struggling to hear* "Wh-What..."
???: ok sana! hehe.
???: and i told you, it's _sonia_ -.-;
Chuuya: *his eyes open wide* "S-Sonia!"
sonia: ??? papa?
Chuuya: "I'm coming..." *gets up, running towards her*
Dazai: "Zzz..." *smiles lightly*
miyuri: oh, that's your papa?
sonia: yes. hi pap-
Chuuya: *tight hug*
sonia: !!!!
Chuuya: "Thank God...Thank God..."
sonia: papa? are you alright?
Chuuya: *nods* "I am...Where were you?!"
sonia: i'm sorry. it's a bit of a long story, but i was with miyuri.
miyuri:...sana....why's water coming from _my_ face now? *she's got tears in her eyes*
Chuuya: "...Sonia...Where did you find her? Where are her parents?"
miyuri: miyuri's mommy is gone, and tacchan's back at the castle.
Chuuya: " 'Tacchan'? I don't understand--"
miyuri: oh no! the castle's all broke! tacchan might be hurt!
Chuuya: *looks at the castle's remains* "..."
Dazai: *sniff* "That was so touching back there..."
Chuuya: -___-#
sonia: -.-#
miyuri: ??
Dazai: "Did I inspire you to overcome Corruption, Chuu-Chuu--"
Chuuya: *slams his fist into Dazai's face*
miyuri: OxO
Dazai: *knocked down*
Chuuya: "Do not compliment yourself. You made this mess, you piece of shit...I should've figured you can't die that easily."
miyuri: sana? who's that?
sonia: a good-for-nothing mackerel.
Dazai: *sits up, with a black eye* "My, my...Such a violent way to awaken Snow White~"
miyuri: *giggle* he doesnt look like a fishy! silly sana! ^^
Chuuya: "Go back to sleep!" *starts trying to stomp Dazai's head, but he keeps dodging*
Dazai: "Fufu~ I suppose it's good Ango approached you~"
Chuuya: "?!"
miyuri: *notices something* hey! that pin looks like miyuri's necklace and hair pin!
Dazai: "..." *looks* "..."
Chuuya: "...Dazai...Whose are those?"
miyuri: are you friends with tacchan?
Dazai: "...Just wait. This isn't over yet...It's up to Atsushi now."
Chuuya: "..." *looks at the castle*
-meanwhile-
Fyodor: *sets a crystal to the skull--*
-the skull glows and summons shibusawa, now in a somewhat more monstrous form-
shibusawa: so. i've become a lich, eh? damn that witch.
Fyodor: "Welcome back.”
???: "So, that's it. An ability user who regains their ability..."
shibusawa: oh? and who's this?
*Akutagawa steps forward*
Akutagawa: "Evidently, the support team."
shibusawa: so, you've regained your ability? i must say, i'm quite impressed.
Akutagawa: "I suppose I have you to thank for this ordeal..."
*SHNICK*
shibusawa: hmm?
*a kunai passes Shibusawa's face*
Kyoka: *steps out*
shibusawa: well, _that_ was quite rude.
-meanwhile-
ango: damn, the fog's beginning to spread outside city limits.
murakoso: we got a phone call coming in from london!
ango: oh dont tell me-
agatha: good evening, dearies~ i see you're having a tad bit of trouble~
Ango: "What do you want?"
agatha: it would be problematic if the fog spread to other parts of the globe, so i've sent reinforcements to nip it at the bud as it were. there's a plane flying over with an ability user with an incineration ability. i'm afraid the city will have to be evacuated if you wish to survive.
Ango: "Evacuate an entire city at this rate?!"
agatha: but im sure you'll find a way to do so, cheers love~ *switches off* *on phone* how's everything on your end, franny dear?
frances: quite well. the pistol comes quite in handy.
agatha: indeed. i'll be sending a teleporting ability user to collect you and bring you back.
frances: you'd go to that trouble for lil old me, aggy?
agatha: *nods* if i let you be killed, i would never forgive myself.
-elsewhere-
vita sexualis: *slashing at mori* huhuhu~ *taking on shizuka's face* i love you, rintarou~
Mori: *sneers* "Hard to believe that--seeing as you're dead and all..."
vita sexualis: *opens its mouth to bite his head off*
-SLICE-
fukuzawa: ...
Mori: "...Well, hello."
fukuzawa: *chop* you've gotten sloppy. what ever happened to the doctor mori i know and at best, tolerate?
Mori: T_T "It's been a rough patch..."
fukuzawa: so i've noticed...
*SLASH*
-KICK- *SHATTER*
fukuzawa: ...
???: jeez rintarou, i swear. you're really helpless without me.
Mori: "...Elise."
elise: *in a sailor dress with heart-shaped sunglasses* well DUH, who else _would_ it be, genius?
Mori: "..." *hug*
elise: !!! HEY! LET GO'A ME YOU OLD CREEP! DX<
Mori: "I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK! AND NOT A CREEPY KILL-BOT!"
fukuzawa: *sigh* i guess some things never change.
-elsewhere-
Plague Doctor: <I just need to bleed it out of you...>
pushkin: *hiding on the roof, holding a cinderblock* (come on, just a liiiittle further now.)
Plague Doctor: <I can practically smell you...Where are you, you sick murderous monster?>
pushkin: *lets go of the cinderblock*
Plague Doctor: *looks up* <...Oh, fu-->
-CRASH-
-shatter-
pushkin: <SUCCSESS!> *victory dance*
zhanna: *over talkie* <alexsey, how's everything on your end?>
pushkin: <victory!>
-elsewhere-
10 Seconds: *TICK TICK TOCK*
katya: *hiding, gun in hand* .....
*WHOOSH*
-she's...not there?-
katya: *has slid herself up with the grappling hook* *aims her gun at the ability's face with a murderous grin on her face*
-BANG-
*HEAD-SHOT*
10 Seconds: *goes down...*
katya: hehe~
-elsewhere-
leo: .......
*A woman in a maid outfit appears*
leo: ........
Woman: <Hello.> *holds up a gun*
leo: ............you're.....
Resurrection: <Yes.> *aims the gun--at her own head* <It hurts...>
leo:.....it does.......being unable to die......
Resurrection: *crying* <It's never going to stop, is it?>
leo:.....<no....no it's not....>
Resurrection: "..." <But if you lack your ability...I could end this now.> *aims at Leo*
leo:....you could....
Resurrection: <Then...why aren't you stopping me?>
leo: ....it's strange.
Resurrection: <What is?>
leo: for so long, i've wanted to die. to be free from my loneliness and sorrow, to see my mother, father, and siblings again....but im _not_ alone. i have friends, a wonderful fiance, and small baby inside me. i finally found something to live for. *smiles*
Resurrection: "...It's not fair..."
leo:.....*hugs her* the world can be truly cruel and frightening. but i've learned it can also be so beautiful.
Resurrection: *holds onto her, as she puts the gun away* "..." *sobs and shoots the crystal off herself*
-elsewhere-
atsushi:..........
???: *soft growl*
atsushi:....i killed them.......i just wanted to live....and i killed them.....*sniff*
*the tiger walks slowly, never taking its eyes off Atsushi as it approaches*
atsushi: *not even looking* no matter where i go, you're always right there....arent you?
Tiger: "..." *sits in front of him*
atsushi: you're like a part of me, like blood, a lung, my brain....right?
Tiger: "..." *slaps a paw across his head*
atsushi:...*weak chuckle* you're more than my ability....you're my will to live....
Tiger: "..." *nuzzle*
atsushi: ....*smiles and hugs* come on, buddy. we got a job to do.
-elsewhere-
Akutagawa: *pants, wiping blood from his mouth* "Damn you..."
shibusawa: AHAHAHA! is this really the best you have?! a shadow beast and a samurai ghost?!
rashomon: *snarls*
demon snow: *blade out*
Kyoka: "And all you have is conditioned hair." *assumes battle pose with her own blade*
shibusawa: tch-, cute. now die. *charges at them*
*ROAR*
shibusawa: hn? *looks up*
*It's Atsushi, now in tiger-man form, as he swipes his claw at Shibusawa, putting some distance from them and Akutagawa and Kyoka*
shibusawa: *knocked back* well! isnt _this_ a pleasant surprise! will you really kill me again, atsushi nakajima?
Kyoka: *eyes widen*
Akutagawa: *raises an eyebrow*
Atsushi: "..." *shakes his head* "I just have to bring back a thing where it’s supposed to be.”
shibusawa: very well, GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT!!
Atsushi: "..." *rushes*
Kyoka: "..." *leaps with blade* "Demon Snow!"
Akutagawa: *sends Rashomon to create a ring around them all*
shibusawa: *attacking them, slashing and blocking*
*Rashomon grows spikes, closing in on the three...*
Kyoka: "Demon Snow--slash them!"
Demon Snow: *rushes at Shibusawa from above*
shibusawa: *PUNCH*
Demon Snow: X_X *knocked back*
Kyoka: "?!"
Akutagawa: "Damn it..."
Atsushi: "...We can't do this alone..."
Demon Snow: *collapses on the floor--dissolving*
Kyoka: "Demon Snow!"
atsushi: you're doing good, kyouka. use your phone!
Kyoka: *dials* "Demon Snow... ... ...Sh-She's not appearing..."
shibusawa: *smirks*
Akutagawa: "What's wrong with you? Summon your ability--"
Kyoka: "I can't!"
atsushi: you dont _want_ to hate her, do you?
Kyoka: "..." *shudders* "What I saw..."
{mrs izumi: demon snow, please.....protect kyouka}
Kyoka: "I'm conflicted...But I know this power is mine...And I want it to protect others..."
atsushi: then im sure the demon snow you dont want to hate will respond to your feelings.
Kyoka: "..." *inhales, shivering* "..." *calls into her phone* "Demon Snow...I need you."
demon snow: ~i am here.~
Kyoka: *smiles* "Then let's stop this."
demon snow: *charges and stabs shibusawa down*
shibusawa: *laughing* YOU THINK _THAT'S_ ENOUGH TO STOP ME?!
atsushi: AKUTAGAWA, NOW!
Akutagawa: *smirks* "No." *stabs Rashomon into Shibusawa* "I think you need to suffer _more_..."
shibusawa: AHAHAHAHA! I'M ALREADY DEAD! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN POSSIBLY-
*a sphere forms around Shibusawa*
shibusawa: -eh?
*the only other one in the sphere is--*
Atsushi: "..."
shibusawa: *laughing* well, isnt _this_ ironic?!
Atsushi: "How so?" *flexes a tiger claw, practicing crouching with tiger legs*
shibusawa: you're trying to kill me again, and im already dead! break me all you please, it doesnt mean a goddamn thing to me!!
Atsushi: *slams his fist into Shibusawa's jaw*
shibusawa: *laughing and bleeding* oh to hell with it! to hell with it all~ nothing matters! nothing! i have nothing of my own! ALWAYS MY FATHER'S FUCKING PUPPET! IM NOT EVEN CONSIDERED A HUMAN BEING BY THEM!
Atsushi: "...Yes. I know..."
shibusawa: im dead! dead, dead, dead, dead, deeeead~! *intensly focusing, blood, dripping from their mouth, nose and eyes*
Atsushi: "..." *sighs sadly...* *rushes at Shibusawa, punching repeatedly* "Just stay down...Stop...Please..."
shibusawa: just give me your ability, then i'll have something to call 'mine'!
Atsushi: "IT'S NOT 'MY ABILITY'--IT'S ME!"
shibusawa: ah-ahaha....AHAHAHA! so that's what dazai meant.....an angel that would save me....an angel of death....the one who killed me....that's....really ironic....
Atsushi: *his fist charges with energy--his mouth grows fangs as the tiger's power overwhelms him--* "I'm so sorry..."
-the skull appears in front of shibusawa-
shibusawa: …no…..i...i cant die here again.....miyu-
*SLAM*
-shatter-
-meanwhile-
-the red gems on lux and nox's foreheads shatter-
nox: lu- *fades to dust*
Lux: "No--!"
-meanwhile-
ayla: *gem shatters as she fades to dust*
lydia: <what the hell?!>
Ivan: <?!!!!>
zoey: oh?
-elsewhere-
ango: the singularity just...it vanished!
tsujimura: the fog is receding!
murakoso: we just got an update from the clock tower, they're turning the plane around!
-cheering-
-meanwhile-
agatha: *sips tea* hm. a real shame. the smell of a burning city always goes so nicely with tea.
-elsewhere-
shibusawa: ah......im....still here?.....but how? you- *slowly fading* oh.....its not for long.....how am i still alive?
Atsushi: "I thought that perhaps there's something you wanted to live for."
shibusawa: what could i have-......*eyes widen as tears fall* ryoko.....our baby.....i....our child was born that day......perhaps....i wanted to see them....
{miyuri: tacchan! ^^}
shibusawa: *small pathetic laughter* that damn child....even with how cold i was to her. even with faked affection, even with how i rarely spent any time with her, she would still always greet me with a smile on her face....*laugh crying* i dont get it....
Atsushi: "..." *tenses his jaw*
shibusawa: if it wasnt an ability that kept me alive? then what was it?......perhaps it was sheer willpower? but why?
Atsushi: " 'Faked affection'? That doesn't sound 'fake.'"
shibusawa:.....i see......that willpower, the will to keep living......it wasnt the result of a curse, or an ability, it was something stronger. a power much stronger than any curse......it was love.
Atsushi: *clenches* *nods*
shibusawa: *laugh-crying* i'm a real damn fool, arent it? just as i finally realize that, i had something of my own; my child....my family....and now, i have no time left to spend it with her....im a real damn fuck up, huh?
miyuri: TACCHAAAAAAN! *TACKLE HUG*
shibusawa: !!!! m-miyuri!
Atsushi: "??" *looks up* "!!"
miyuri: miyuri's sorry she went out without telling you, but she wanted to thank the nice lady and-
-chuuya, and sonia arent far behind either-
shibusawa:...^^; child, child, please. settle down.
miyuri: *INHALES* okaaay. are you hurt, tacchan?
shibusawa:.....*hugs* miyuri...im afraid i cant stay long.
miyuri: what do you mean, tacchan?
shibusawa: im going to where your mother is...and im afraid i wont be able to come back.
miyuri: !!!! no! you cant go, tacchan! *clings*
shibusawa: *sad smile* i wish i didnt have to...*strokes her head* but im afraid i have no choice in the matter...
miyuri: but if you go away, then so will lux and nox and ayla, miyuri will be all alone! *sobbing* mi-miyu-miyuri doesnt wanna be alone!!!
Chuuya: "..."
shibusawa: *pats her back* it'll be ok....im truly sorry....i wasnt a better parent to you, miyuri....i just hope, you forgive me for being selfish.
miyuri: b-bu-but you arent selfish, tacchan! y-yo-you're my favoritist person in-in the whole world!
shibusawa:...i appreciate that, little one...
Dazai: "..."
Chuuya: "..." *rests a hand on Sonia's back*
miyuri: b-bu-but where will miyuri go, tacchan? *sniffle*
Chuuya: "Sonia...This child..."
sonia: if she really wont have anyone left....we can take her in.
miyuri: ?? y-y-you'd do that, sana?
sonia: *nods* we're friends, right? and friends look after each other.
Chuuya: "Of course."
shibusawa: .....would you...really be willing?
Chuuya: *nods* "Yes."
shibusawa:....then i'm happy......please....for miyuri's sake....be a better parent for her than i was.....*small kiss to miyuri's forehead*
miyuri: *sniffles*
shibusawa: it's ok now....even if you cant see me, i'll still be with you....always.
-with that, shibusawa fades to dust-
Chuuya: "..." *lowers his head*
miyuri:....*hic*...
Chuuya: ("...This one took too much from me...") *approaches Miyuri* "..."
miyuri: *hic* a-are you....n-nice?
Chuuya: *stares at her* "I...don't think it's fair for me to make that judgment myself."
sonia: it's ok, he's nice, even if he has his moments.
miyuri: *sniffle* t-that's good. m-miss rain was really nice.
Chuuya: "...What did you say?"
miyuri: oh! t-that's the lady miyuri and sana were looking for! *sniff* she had red hair and glasses and she was really nice! she fell over lots though.
Chuuya: "..." *nods*
miyuri:.....*hugs*
Chuuya: "..." *pat pat*
atsushi: ......*watching the sun rise*
Dazai: *limps over* "Hey there."
atsushi: dazai!
Dazai: *in his old suit* "Hello...I'm missing a shoe. Have you seen it?"
atsushi: .....*hug*
Dazai: "..." *blink* "..." *pat pat*
atsushi: ....crazy night, huh? Haha
Dazai: "Yes...Look, Atsushi, I was only--"
atsushi: you were trying to protect death city, right?
Dazai: "...More than a city..."
atsushi: yeah.....being able to live with everyone here.....it's really wonderful, huh?
Dazai: "Well, there are some people who aren't all bad. I could take or leave a few of them--"
atsushi:.....hey.....dazai?.....can i tell you something?
Dazai: "Oh?"
atsushi: now, i need you to promise you wont freak out on me.
Dazai: "Okay?"
atsushi: you see, it's-
*TIGER ROAR*
atsushi: FJNKDJIJIPVLNDLJIK! oh right! phone, phone! *picks up* h-hello?
Kunikida: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
Dazai: "..."
atsushi: >x< a-at the castle ruins by the abandoned high-rise? ^^;
Kunikida: "DID YOU DISABLE THE GPS ON YOUR PHONE?! YOU COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED ON OUR RADAR--"
???: "YOU IDIOT!"
atsushi: ??
Dazai: *turns, looks behind him* "..." *takes the phone* "Kunikida. They already found us."
*Lucy, her dress torn and scuffed...looking pissed*
atsushi: O-O l-l-lucy!!
sylvia: *peeeeeks from behind lucy* Q~Q;;;
Lucy: "WHAT DID YOU DO HERE?!"
Kyoka: "!!! Sylvia!"
Tanizaki: *limping up the debris* "Wow...Doctor! Up here! We got injured."
yosano: lovely! *cleaver out* line up everyone~ ^^
Kunikida: *yelling into the phone* "--WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE I'M HEARING THAT YOU WERE WORKING WITH THE ENEMY TO--"
Dazai: =_=;
atsushi: um....i can explain-
Lucy: "I WAS TRAPPED IN ANNE'S ROOM AND I WAS SO SCARED AND I THOUGHT I'D BE STUCK FOREVER AND NEVER SEE YOU OR ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN, AND HERE YOU ARE--Oh, hello, Kyoka--" *smiles* *turns back to Atsushi* "--AND YOU COULD'VE BEEN DEAD FOR ALL I KNOW, YOU STUPID, STUPID--Why is Dazai missing a shoe?"
atsushi: im sorry, things came up. if it makes you better, you can punch me in the face as hard as you want to.
Dazai: "..." ("I am so thankful Yosano can't heal me...") *smiles* "Kunikida, I'm going to turn you over to my assistant--" *shoves the phone back to Atsushi, walks past Akutagawa*
Akutagawa: "..."
Lucy: "..." *blushing, puffed cheeks* "I'M GOING TO DO MORE THAN THAT!" *grabs his arm*
atsushi: O_O *gulp*
Lucy: *pulls back an arm--then wraps it around him* "I DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT BEHIND!"
atsushi: !!!....*hugs her back*
sylvia: m-m-miiiss k-k-kyoukaaaaa! *hugs* Q~Q;;;;
Kyoka: *pat pat* "I'm so glad you're safe."
Lucy: *sniff* "I'm going to catch up..."
sylvia: it was so scary i just hid in the closet the whole time and i peeked out once and my ability was hiding in the kitchen all scared and i ended up panicking and hitting it with a frying pan.
Akutagawa: "Chuuya. We need to run before we are caught--"
Chuuya: *hand up* "I took care of it. We're no longer under threat of arrest."
Akutagawa: "??? How did you strike that kind of a deal?"
Kyoka: ^^; "Congratulations?"
sonia: papa. *holding up chuuya's hat* you almost lost this.
Chuuya: "!!!" *pats her head* "Thank you."
miyuri: *GLOMP HUG* PAPAAAAAAAA!
Chuuya: ^^; "Miyuri..."
miyuri: *spots everyone* *GAAAASP* WOOOOOOOOOOOOW! ARE THESE ALL PEOPLE FROM THE OUTSIDE?! THERE'S SOOOO MANY OF THEM!! *shiny eyes*
sonia: oh boy.
Tanizaki: ._.; "Who’s the small child?"
miyuri: *GAAAAAASP* WOOOOAH! SANA! THE SKY! THE SKY'S ALL DIFFERENT!
Lucy: *shiny eyes* "D'aw..." *grabs Atsushi in a neck hold* "DID YOU TRY TO HURT THAT CHILD?!"
sonia: that's because it's morning.
atsushi: I WOULDNT DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT ^^;
miyuri: more-ning? what's thaaaat?
Akutagawa: "...How are you going to do this?"
Chuuya: -_-;
sonia: *pap pap* it's ok papa, i'll help out with her.
Akutagawa: "...Sonia, where were you this entire time?"
sonia: it's a very long story. we'll tell you on the way home.
-meanwhile, with mori-
Mori: ^w^
elise: where the heck are we even going? -3-;
Mori: "Home, of course~"
elise: home's the other way, you dummy!
-footsteps running up-
Mori: "Hmm?" *turns around*
-KICK TO THE FACE-
Mori: *knocked down*
katya: *holding a knife to his neck* ALRIGHT YOU NABAKOV WANNABE, WHERE'S THE GIRL?!
Mori: Q_Q *points at Elise* "There?"
katya: *looks*... ._. who the FUCK are YOU?!
elise: who the fuck are YOU?
katya: i asked you first brat!
elise: well _i_ asked you second!
Mori: "This is my ability, Elise~" ^w^
katya:......<what the everloving fucking shit?>
pushkin: *pant pant* oh...thank goodness....*phew* um...wait, you arent sonia.
elise: who the hell is HE?!
zhanna: alexsey? are these two...friends of yours?
pushkin: well...you see-
zhanna: KATYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?!
katya:...oh yeah, about that-
elise: he's a lolicon.
zhanna:....*dialing 911*
pushkin: OwO;;;;;
Mori: "I AM NOT A LOLICON!" >~<
zhanna: then what are you?
Mori: "The leader of the Port Mafia, Ougai Mori!"
zhanna:.....yes, i'd like to report that i've found the mafia boss, ougai mori?.....wait....what do you mean 'all port mafia crimes pardoned'?
pushkin: *gasp* YOU HEAR THAT KATI?! OUR CRIMES ARE PARDONED!
katya: FUCK YEAH!
elise: wait, these two are mafia? SINCE WHEN?!
zhanna:.........*hangs up phone*
pushkin: OwO;;;;;;
zhanna:.....aleksey.....may i have a moment with you, dear little brother~? ^^#
pushkin:....*gulp*
zhanna: *drags him into the alley*.....<THE MAFIA?! YOU JOINED THE MAFIA?!?! HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?!>
Mori: "???" *looks at Katya* "...Wait, who are you again?"
katya: new mafia recruits. now tell us where the fuck sonia is-
Mori: "??? I have no idea?"
katya: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU- *talkie buzzes* WHAT IM IN THE MIDDLE OF-....oh....wait really?.....huh.....*hangs up*....*KNEE TO THE FACE* you got off easy today.
Mori: *knocked down*
elise: you got knocked the FUCK out, rintarou!
-elsewhere-
Fyodor: *at a cafe, sipping tea*
tsujimura: *in a waitress uniform* enjoying your drink sir? ^^
Fyodor: "Very much so. I find it tastes best when you know you have only that short period when it's not too hot, not too cold."
tsujimura: would you like me to recommend our special of the day?
Fyodor: "I'm listening."
tsujimura: today's special is....*snaps fingers*
-several government officers posing as staff and customers pull out their guns, including one popping his gun out of a baby stroller-
tsujimura: you're under arrest. again.
Fyodor: "..." *smiles* *puts his hands up*
officer: you know the drill, let's go.
Fyodor: *stands, keeping his hands up* *smiles* ("All according to plan...")
-elsewhere-
higuchi:......!!!!!!!!! they're back!
leo: *patching up kajii's injuries* that's wonderful!
leroux: hello all~ ^^
hans: leroux! walter, etta, kafka! you're ok!
Motojiro: ^^;
Walter: "Yep! Guess what? I won at Smash!"
Kafka: *guiding Etta* "We need medical..." *he's bruised but healing*
george: *running back, covered in twigs and drenched* *cough cough cough*
hans: oh-oh goodness! right this way!
Gin: "??? George? Where were you?"
george: lost in the woods, wandered for a bit, got attacked by some crazy homeless kids in the woods.
Gin: "...Oh."
george: strange bunch...
sonia: *wave*
higuchi: SONIA! you're ok!
Q: ~?
Chuuya: *following*
miyuri: WOOOOOAH! WHAT A BIG HOUSE!
kouyou: ??? who's this?
Chuuya: "Everyone. This is Miyuri."
miyuri: hiiiiyaaaa! miyuri's super happy to meet everyone!! ^w^
higuchi: so i take it she's staying with us?
Chuuya: "She's staying with me. Now, let's get out of here."
higuchi: ??? chuuya, we cant exactly-
Chuuya: *hands over a piece of paper*
higuchi:..... !!!!!!!!
kouyou: my stars.....
Gin: "...H-How?"
Chuuya: "I cut a deal."
naoya: well hot damn!
Tachihara: "We get to leave here? Damn. Just when I was getting used to it..."
Motojiro: QwQ "...My teaching..."
hans: hey, you're always welcome to visit any time. our home is your home, whenever you need it.
Tachihara: "Cool. Could save on rent that way--"
sonia: *smiles*
Gin: *ear tug*
mito: *mew*
sonia: *picks her up* ^^
miyuri: WOOOOOOOOW! A KITTY!
mito: o^o mii?
Chuuya: *yawns* "Let's rest...I could use some sleep."
*footsteps*
sonia: *yaaaawn* yeah....
higuchi: !!! ryuunosuke!
Akutagawa: *waves* "Hello--"
Gin: *hug*
Akutagawa: "..." *pat pat*
higuchi: *wipes her eyes*
naoya: say, let's have a party!
Akutagawa: =_= "Okay...Could I rest first?"
naoya: by all means. *pap pap*
katya: ooooi, look what we found!
pushkin: *waves, a bit disheveled* (big sis is real scary when she's mad) TTuTT;
Akutagawa: "...!"
Mori: *waves* "Hello~"
Gin: "..." *glaring*
higuchi: -_- yaaaaaay.
katya: OI! WE WENT THROUGH A LOT OF FUCKING BULLSHIT TO FIND THIS BASTARD! AT LEAST SHOW _SOME_ ENTHUSIASM!
Akutagawa: "Yay."
higuchi: pushkin, katya, we apprecate your heard work, but, it's mori.
Mori: "Now, I need you all to get ourselves packed. We'll also need to begin repairs on the building--"
katya:....i guess. he's a fucking loser.
Mori: ^^;;;
higuchi: um, about that, you technically arent the boss again yet.
Mori: "Oh? Says who?"
hirotsu: out of bed, i see.
Mori: "Hello, good sir. Thanks for watching over things while I was indisposed."
elise: wow. lamest, welcome back party, eveeer.
Q: ELISE!
elise: Q! *HUGS*
Q: hehe! ^^ we have so much to tell you!
miura:.....if it's any comfort, _i_ was worried about you.
Mori: "I knew you would, my dear~"
miura: just 'miura' is fine, sir.
elise:....who're those guys?
Q: oh, those other people are part of 'sturm', they're cool. and that's miss leo, she's kajii's new fiancee!
elise:.....WHAT?!?! HIM?! ENGAGED?!?!
Motojiro: *waves* "Hello, Elise!"
elise: IS Q BEING SERIOUS?!?!?
leo: w-why yes.
Motojiro: "Isn't it great?"
elise: D8
leo: *rubs her stomach*
Motojiro: ^^ *snuggle*
Mori: ._.; "...Man, I was really out of it."
elise:....what....is- is she really....
Motojiro: "We're expecting!"
elise:.............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I MUST HAVE SLIPPED INTO SOME WEIRD ALTERNATE DIMENTIOOOOOOON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFEKDLHFJLDKHD!!!!!!!
leo: ._.;
Motojiro: "D'aw, she's back to normal!"
naoya:...hey kid, have a candy bar.
elise: AHHHHHHHHH- *nom*
Mori: "Where's my candy bar?"
higuchi: *puts her hand into her pocket, then pulls her hand out, flipping him off*
Mori: ._.; "...When I am back in control, I'll reprimand you for that."
higuchi: just dont forget what got you into this mess.......i guess you really _do_ take after your father.
Mori: "...I think I'll retire for a few hours. Come, Miura, Elise."
miura:...
-elsewhere-
frances: well, all's well that ends well, aggy.
agatha: *over phone* indeed.
frances: im glad none of my babies had to be burnt up! ^^
agatha: speaking of your babies, listen to your one violet a moment.
frances: *doing so*..... !!!! O/////O >////< a-a-aggy! please!
barrie: ???? jack, any idea what she's talking about?
Jack: *sipping from a flask* "I don't want to know."
-elsewhere-
ranpo: *sipping ramune* ah.......(i wonder if oguri's alright where he is....)
mii: *meow*
ranpo: oh, there ya are. *pets* guess the incident's over. *opens his safe full of snacks* cheers.
-elsewhere-
blair: wow, the hospital's sure full today, isnt it katai~? ^w^
Katai: .\\\\\. "..." *nod nod* "Th-Th-Thanks for treating me..."
blair: any time, hun~ ^^ *cheek smooch*
Katai: O\\\\\\\o "Nyaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
cervantes: ah, young love, aint it beautiful?
Katai: *not responsive*
Dumas: *grunts*
marquis: so luckyyyy~! fuwaaa~ i hope i get some intimate healing too~<3
Dumas: -_-# "Stop bothering the nurse and her patient--you'll be treated when they're ready for you, you weirdo."
twain: ayyy! marquis!
marquis: marky!
twain: *waves* you guys in the hospital too?
Steinbeck: *shifting uncomfortably* "Ah...Ah..." *struggling to walk, like a toddler*
oscar: poor ebie, dear. i hope she'll be alright. she got a lot of spider bites...
Hemingway: "I once bathed in spiders. I do not recommend it..." *bandaged all over*
emily:....how are you even alive. ._.;
Hemingway: "Perseverance. Calisthenics. Protein."
marquis: hehehe, your friends are so funny, marky!
Steinbeck: T~T "So many vines...I'm still picking out leaves..."
Dumas: -_-; *thumbing through his phone*
nurse: mr steinbeck? you have visitors.
lavinia: *staaaaare*
Steinbeck: "..." ^^; *waves*
lovecraft: we brought....flowers. *hands him an entire bush*
Steinbeck: "Lovely!!!"
lovecraft: lavinia, dont you have a present for uncle john?
lavinia:....*her eyes roll back in her head as her jaw unhinges and she coughs up a tree stump*
emily: ._____________________.
marquis: o,o
Steinbeck: "Thank you, dear." *pats Lavinia's head*
oscar: Q_Q
Dumas: "...WHAT THE ACTUAL F--"
lavinia:....i wassss.....hungryyyyy....
cervantes: how thoughtful!
Dumas: *grumbles*
-elsewhere-
stocking: alright, let's get searching.
Rin: "Right! We need to follow Shura's path. Fortunately, we got her GPS signal--"
Computer: *SIGNAL LOST*
Rin: "...OH, SCREW YOU!"
gilda: *signing and pointing to a picture of shura*
Rin: "???"
salaryman: <what on earth is with her hair? is she some kind of subculture girl? what are they called, 'gyaru'?>
Salaryman 2: <Wait--she looks familiar...>
stocking: <you've seen her?>
Salaryman 2: *nods* <Yes--she got into a cab after me.>
stocking: <do you know where she went?>
Salaryman 2: <She said she was going to Lake Towada.>
Yukio: "Which matches what we already know..."
stocking: <thank you very much sir.>
Rin: "So we're cabbing it to the Lake?"
*A nearby electronics shop has weather reports*
stocking: guess so.
Yukio: "Except the roads are covered in ice."
stocking: hmmm....
Rin: "Maybe a taxi has snow-chains or something--"
*IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOUD ENGINE*
gilda: OxO;;
Taxi Driver: "Taxi? Need a taxi?!" *they've modified their cab with monster wheels and a plow*
stocking:....huh...
Rin: "Cool! You take credit card?"
Taxi Driver: "Sure thing, kid! Hop in."
-elsewhere-
kirika: *grumbles and sits up* =~=
lord death: *pokes head in* hey there, sweetie! just checking in on ya!
kirika: well, im better than yesterday....i guess.....
lord death: well, nygus will be here later to check up on you, since the hospital's rather busy today.
kirika: *grunt*
lord death: oh, and your boyfriend is here to visit.
Gopher: Q^Q "..."
kirika: hey....y'know, after yesterday's shitshow, you being here is actually an improvement, goph.
Gopher: >~< "I was so worried!" *hug*
kirika: h-hey now, you're gonna get sick too, moron.
lord death: *exits*
Gopher: "I don't care--I take plenty of vitamin C and want to share my good health through my hug!"
kirika:...*chuckle* you're one weird kid, y'know?.......*sigh*
Gopher: "Do you feel better?"
kirika:.....i feel drained....a lot's happened this week....
Gopher: "Are you eating and sleeping? Did you see a doctor?"
kirika: -_-; yeah, a doctor was here...but yeah, i've been eating and sleeping and shit....
Gopher: *nods* "Yes, digestive health is also important."
kirika: *chuckle*.......*sigh*.....mind if i talk about everything? might help, i guess....
Gopher: "I'm all ears."
-she explains what all happened in shirase town-
Gopher: "Jeez...That's a lot for you to deal with. That punk didn't hurt you, did she?"
kirika: pssh, like i'd get owned by some rookie kid, haha!
Gopher: ^w^ "Good. As for the town itself...Will your sister be okay?"
kirika:...she seems to be doing well....it's so weird....everything feels...different now....it's nice but.....it's scary......
mocha: *nuzzle* ^w^
Gopher: *smiles* "...A lot has changed..."
kirika: yeah.....*hugs* thanks for being consistent, you little weirdo.
Gopher: O\\\\w\\\\O "Al-Always..."
kirika: *smug grin* now dont go getting any ideas. *tiny chop*
Gopher: O\\\\\\O "Wh-What on earth do you mean?"
kirika:.... 737;
-elsewhere-
Saria: "Hello! Two donuts, please!"
clerk: coming right up!
lukas: ._.;;;
Saria: ^^ "Anything else you want, Lukas?"
Clerk 2: "--and then the cake was gone! And five bucks was left!"
lukas:......im good, thanks....
clerk 3: i think your sleeping meds are messing with you again, dave.
Dave: "Shut up, Stewart--I know what you do with the leftover muffins!" >_<#
-elsewhere-
ochako: *playing some fantasy quest online with some other UA students* so then i saw like this big plane flying towards death city, and then it turned around! i guess they're doing flight practices or something.
jirou: could be.
eijiro: that does make sense.
kinako: dude, that's rad.
Aoyama: "Oui. They must not be revealing the reasons so not to alarm residents."
ochako: maybe. still, it was pretty cool to see. i would have taken a picture, but my camera was charging. would have made for a pretty cool background.
jirou: you could always ‘shop one up.
ochako: that's true.
eijiro: also wtf was that fog last night?
ochako: oh ya, that was pretty weird.
Mina: "Yeah, really--it came out of nowhere. It's not even fall."
Monoma: "I SAW WEIRD FOG DURING MY TRAVELS OVERSE--"
jirou: probably one of those weird death city things.
Aoyama: *holds up a hand* "Begone."
-elsewhere-
kirako: morning everyone. ^^
Kyoka: *yawns*
Tanizaki: Q_Q
fukuzawa: indeed.
Dazai: *sips tea* "Hello~"
atsushi: i'm so exhausted T-T;;
Kunikida: "--YOU WERE BELLIGERENT, OUT OF COMMUNICATION, PUT THIS CITY AND WORLD AT RISK--"
aya: what's biting _his_ butt?
Dazai: *puts headphones on*
Kyoka: "Things were rather violent last night, Aya."
aya: did you guys do some super cool detective stuff and i totally missed out?! boooo. =3=
-knocks-
atsushi: ?? oh! l-lucy!
Lucy: *dramatic finger point* "Doppo Kunikida! I'm calling you out!"
atsushi: huh?
aya: eh?
Kunikida: -_-# "...Atsushi, get your girlfriend out of here. We have important business to deal with and no time for--"
Lucy: *grabs Kunikida by his tie, pulling him until his forehead slams into hers*
atsushi: D8
Kunikida: O_O;
yosano: oh shit.
aya: WHAT THE HECK, LADY?!
Lucy: "LISTEN UP! I just spent hours trapped by my own ability in a whimsical psychedelic world of my own making, so I'm only asking this once..."
Kunikida: O_O;
Lucy: "..." *gets on her hands and knees* "PLEASE ACCEPT ME AS YOUR STUDENT!"
atsushi:.....wait what?
aya:.....*blinks*
Kunikida: ._.;;; "...I have a lot of work to do today--"
Lucy: *looks up, glaring*
atsushi: lucy?
Kunikida: "!!!" *backs up* "Two-Two o'clock?"
Lucy: *bounces up, smiling* "Yes, thank you, sir." *bows* *smiles at Atsushi* ^^
atsushi:...^^ congrats!
Lucy: "...AND YOU! Did you get enough sleep?!"
atsushi: well....i dont think _any_ of us did.
sylvia: .~.
ranpo: dazai just snuck out.
Lucy: "Then get home early to catch up! ..." T~T "Because I didn't either...I'm going back to Anne's Room..."
*the window is open*
-elsewhere-
Dazai: "Ow...Ow..." *takes a step* "This was easier when I was younger..."
-on the roof of a building-
Dazai: "??? Oh. Am I late?"
???: took ya long enough.
Dazai: "Sorry--had something important to discuss."
-yana turns back and looks at him-
yana: rough night?
Dazai: "You would know." *sits on the ledge, kicks up his feet* "It was a real killer~"
yana: you dont look too dead to me. guess you took my advice and kept an antidote in your mouth. im surprised.
Dazai: "Yes, thank you. But next time, find one with better flavor and fewer side-effects--I've been itchy all morning."
yana: *chuckles* no promises......so you brought the info you promised?
Dazai: *holds up the file, fanning himself with it* "Of course~"
yana: *examining it* thanks........Olivia Wallace....she looks just like me....
Dazai: "Neat, huh? So, that's your DNA donor?"
yana: yeah...that's mom.....*smiles* thanks for doing this for me....
Dazai: "You're welcome. Thanks for letting me live."
yana: *chuckles* sure fam, sure....
Dazai: "Why do you want to leave?"
yana:....the rats.....it's a toxic environment. me being one 8th of dos, means i'm often compared to him...he's my DNA dad, yet he's never been a 'dad' for me.....i've only existed as a pawn for his own goals. i guess....i want to find something to live for, for me.
Dazai: "..." *nods* "Better than the alternative, huh?"
yana:..yeah....i guess....*takes her glasses off* you know......the sunlight...feels kinda nice.
Dazai: "Warm summer light..." *looks at her* "You're kinda pale."
yana: to be fair, i've spent way too much time underground.
Dazai: "Makes sense...But you're heading back there?"
yana: ....*shakes head* i had you look my mom up for a reason.
Dazai: "And how are you getting there?"
yana: i'll find a way.
Dazai: "Got it. Don't get yourself killed."
yana: hehe.....shame im leaving. i feel we could be real good friends...
Dazai: *smirks* "Don't sell me so short." *stretches--then winces* "Ah...You know how to reach me."
yana: yeah.....one more thing. if you ever meet a girl named Anya Hepburn. tell her that im sorry, and that i hope she meets someone who makes her happy.
Dazai: "??? What, that princess?"
yana:...yeah....we-...almost kinda had something....didnt work out.
Dazai: "...Relatable. Cursed?"
yana:...maybe, maybe it's just shit luck....but at the very least, she deserves some closure. she's a good person.
Dazai: *looks down to the street, where Atsushi is following Lucy* "Rare to find those kind of people..."
yana:....yeah....best of luck to you then.
Dazai: "Same to you, kid."
-elsewhere-
Fitzgerald: *his hand is bandaged* "Sorry for my lateness..."
louisa: Q_Q;;;;
daisy: what on earth happened to you?!
bram: *collapsed on the floor* *muffled groans*
Fitzgerald: "Evidently someone caused Abilities to turn against their owners." *frowns* "No amount of money could assuage my 'other half.'"
Toby: *nudges Louisa*
mary: marinara pop tarts were a mistake.
louisa: *pet pet*
Fitzgerald: "Any appointments?"
daisy: yes, you have a meeting with a mr danglars coming up later this month.
Fitzgerald: "Ah, from the shipping company. Any dirt you find on him?"
daisy: i beg pardon? ._.;
Fitzgerald: "Blackmail material. Illegal activities. Failed marriages. Children born out of wedlock. Unpaid parking tickets. Has Eckleburg been falling down on the job?"
daisy: -_-; i'll get right on it.
-elsewhere-
erina: .......
Jordan: "Zzz..."
erina:.....alli?
Allison: "Hey, roomie!" *holding her phone* "Now, this may be triggering, but it's good news."
erina: .....?
Allison: "...Dostoyevsky has been arrested."
erina: !!!! r-really!?
Allison: "Really really!"
erina: that's great i-...i.....*shaking*
Allison: "..." *smiles, hugs*
Jordan: *yawns* "Hmm? Oh, hey, Allison. Erina, what's up?"
erina: w-w-what if he gets o-out again?! w-what if he comes after me?! ................*staring off into space*
Jordan: "...Allison?"
erina: ...........................
Allison: "He's not out now. He's locked up. So...Are you going to stay here forever?"
erina:..............................
Jordan: "...Erina..." *holds her hand*
erina:....*blinks* hu-huh? w-what....what just happened? j-jordan?
Jordan: "...Let's get you home."
erina:.....im never going to get better from this....am i?
Jordan: "You don't know what the future has in front of you."
Allison: "You're going to get better--I promise!"
erina:....i....i need help.....
Allison: "..." *nods*
Jordan: "We'll call up a doc today."
-elsewhere-
Sansa: "Color of the vehicle?"
garage owner: kind of a navy blue?
Sansa: "I see. Let me check the datab--" O_O;;;;;; "...Um...I found a car matching your description."
-there is a car completely on fire-
-meanwhile-
yosano: .________.
naomi: holy shit kyouka.
Kyoka: "It was the most logical solution."
Tanizaki: "..." *sighs* "I'll get a gift basket ordered..."
fukuzawa:....................
ranpo: certified chaotic good.
Kyoka: "...Am I to be punished?"
fukuzawa: *walks up to kyouka....*head pat* everyone makes mistakes. try not to do it again.
Kyoka: ^^ "Thank you, sir."
-elsewhere-
-audience cheering-
audience: LILISA! TSURURI! YAMAMIN! LILISA! TSURURI! YAMAMIN!
audience dude: UWOOOOOOOOOO! YAMAMIN-CHAN IS BEST GIRL WUOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
creepy dude:.....
Announcer: "And now to perform 'Shabon Song'--you know them, you love them--Misa Yamamura, Ruri Tsubomi, and Lisa Iori!"
-cheering intensifies-
-the girls do their performance-
Announcer: *watching*
audience member: TSURURI BE MY WIFE!
audience: LISA IORI FOR THE WIIIN!!
creepy dude:....*slips into the shadows*
-the girls finish their song-
-MASSIVE CHEERING-
lisa iori: *waves*
misa: ^^
lisa iori: thanks for coming today everyone!
guy in audience: I LOVE YOU LILISA!
lisa iori: and i love _you_ random side character!
-in the backstage-
lisa iori: uuuuuugh, fuuuuuck, my heels are goddamn killing me. *chewing gum*
misa: wow, full house today, huh miss producer? .w.;;
Producer: "Not bad, kiddos."
lisa iori: swear, im getting too old for this shit....
ruri: ^^;
misa: i'm gonna get some sodas for us, ok?
lisa iori: bring me a morning rescue, ok?
misa: *nods and heads to the vending machines* ^^
creepy guy:....hello....yamamin.
misa: eep! oh, um...hi there. ^^ im almost done with the machine now-
creepy guy: im not here for soda...
misa: eh?
creepy guy: *approaching* sing for me...
-text on producer's phone-
Producer: "???" *checks*
misa: [hi miss producer! ^^ there was a creepy guy here @ the machines. scary! >~< ]
Producer: "..."
ruri: did something happen?
Producer: "Yes." *marches to the door--*
-text message-
Producer: *looks*
misa: [btw i think i have powers now]
Producer: "... ... ...What?"
misa: [what do i do??? D8> ]
Producer: "..." *texts* [scare the creep away with these powers]
misa: *trembling as vines have come out of the ground with dark purple flowers, which have drained the life from the creepy guy* m-m-miss p-producer? w-what do i do? *she's crying*
Producer: "..." *looks at the creep* "...First, can you reverse this? Second, we'll get you help."
misa: i-i dont know, i-it just happened! i-is is he...is he..
Producer: *checks* "...No pulse."
misa:....*screaming* ah. ah.....*throws up*
ruri: what's-? !!!!! misa!
lisa iori: what the fucking shit?!
-elsewhere-
tsugumi: and luck with fani?
mio: not that i see, no.
Meme: "She's...taking her time to get used to things. You know, new city, new school...New terms of imprisonment."
mio: pretty stubborn too. =3=
tsugumi: sounds like she's...a tough nut to crack. *finger guns*
mio:...no. you did not. you seriously did not.
Meme: ^^; "Ha."
mio: please dont encourage her. -_-;
tsugumi: ^^;
Meme: "For now, we just have to keep trying to reach her...I'm sure she'll come around."
-elsewhere-
sonia: *snoozing*
miyuri: zzzzzzz
mito: *sleep purring*
Chuuya: "Zzz..." *has his arms out, the kids sleeping on them*
kouyou:....*small smile and slowly closes the door*
Gin: *standing outside the door on guard duty* "..."
kouyou: they're all tuckered on out....
higuchi: yeah....its just.....hard to believe....*wipes her eyes* this is wonderful....we can finally go home.
etta: im super happy for you all! ^^
hans: i'd be lying if i said i wouldnt miss your company.
Gin: "We appreciate what you have done. I'm sure Hirotsu and the others would like to repay you."
hans: we're just helping out, from one group of ability users to another.
higuchi: goethe still drinking in his room?
hans: yes. *sigh*
-in his room-
goethe: *sips wine* ah....strange.....an ability that can turn abilities against the user...how strange.....ah...i wonder what you'd think about that, you crazy old genius...
-elsewhere-
preston: well, aint this just a predicament?
Yafeu: "WHAT EVEN ARE THOSE THINGS?! DEMONS?"
Patty: "I think they're masks? They still have tags on them..." *grabs one by the face*
Demon 1: "OW!"
Patty: "Nope--this one is real."
preston: *aims and shoots*
Patty: "Sis!" *transforms*
Demon 2: *dodging* "I just wanted the money--not this shit!"
liz: *shooting*
Demon 3: *somehow has a stick in the air with a white flag...no...a white shirt?...waving it* "We surrender!"
liz:...
-BANG-
liz: *phew*
preston: mission accomplished.
Yafeu: "IS THIS NORMAL? THEY JUST GAVE UP THIS EASILY."
Patty: *counting stolen money from the bank*
-elsewhere-
Kazue: *ribbon hanging off of sword form* <Tighten your grip, or I'll go flying.>
amelia: *holding on* right. *SLASH SLASH*
Black Star: *blocking with Tsubaki's Uncanny Sword* "Watch your right." *about to kick at her right*
-BLOCK-
Black Star: "Nice! Now your left!" *swings*
-BLOCK-
Black Star: *smirks* "Good work. What do you think, Tsubaki?"
tsubaki: she's really good at this.
Black Star: "Like she's used a blade before..."
amelia:.....
Black Star: "Well, let's take a break. We'll get some tea."
amelia: thank you.
-elsewhere-
Soul: "...So...When's Spirit getting married, Izumi?"
izumi: i think sometime in june? i'll have to ask again....
Soul: "Hmm...Glad for him and your mom..."
Asher: "..."
izumi: yeah......
Asher: "...So, what're we doing?" *looks around the trees*
Soul: *points at Izumi* "You can't read souls, right?"
izumi:....*shakes head no*....
Soul: "Which puts you at a disadvantage for soul resonance."
Asher: "?!"
Soul: "I could knock Asher out of your hand, and they'd revert to human form like that--" *snaps fingers*
izumi:.......
Soul: "So, you two needs to strengthen that bond." *puts on boxing punch mitts* "Aim the tonfa for my mitt, and keep striking. I'm going to try to break your bond."
izumi: o-ok then.....*gulps*
Asher: *groans, turns into tonfa*
Soul: *pats the mitt* "Right here."
izumi: *AIMS*
Asher: "Let's do it!"
izumi: HAAAH!
Soul: *absorbs the blow* "Harder."
izumi: HUOOOOOO!
Soul: *absorbs the next blow* "Is that all you got? I can't even feel it. What's your weapon even doing?"
izumi: grk-....HAAAAAAA!!!!
Asher: "We'll show you what we got!"
*Asher's tonfa glows*
Soul: "?!!!"
*POW*
Soul: "AH!" *holds his arm*
izumi: ah-!
Soul: "Stop! Ah..."
izumi:....is your arm alright?
Soul: "Y-Yeah...Just numb. You struck a nerve..."
Asher: "...Sorry."
izumi:........s-sorry....
Soul: "Hey, it's fine. I told you to hit harder...And that glow shows something."
izumi: you did really great, asher!
Asher: "...I didn't do anything..." >_>;
izumi: neither did i, really ^^;
Soul: "You had a stronger resonating rate than usual. So now you need to figure out what you did differently...You either really got into it, or you both just got really pissed at the right moment together."
izumi: hmm.....
Asher: "...I was pretty annoyed with you, Death Scythe...But I felt something else coming off of Izumi...I don't know."
Soul: -_-;
izumi: really? i didnt feel anything come from me though... ^^;
Soul: "Well, I need to put ice on this...Ah...Go over to that dummy over there and keep hitting its mitts until I get back."
*The dummy has Stein's face drawn onto it*
izumi: *sweatdrop*
Asher: "...You could've taken one of that bear's masks?"
Soul: "I'd like _not_ to have Tezca talk to me. Ever." *walks away*
izumi:......*sigh*
Asher: "..." *human form* "We need a break, too. How are you?"
izumi: ok, i guess..........did i make the right choice?
Asher: "...You want a new partner?"
izumi: no, im not saying that! i mean...did i make the right choice, coming to the DWMA?
Asher: "...What's making you think that?"
izumi: i mean, i dont really have any talent as a meister, and i barely know how to fight. i dont even have any real skills or soul perception or anything.
Asher: "Yeah, but did every student who came here know how to fight?"
izumi: i guess _some_ did? ......
Asher: "...Well, they aren't letting us do heavy-duty combat classes until we get through physical stuff..." *pokes her forearm* "Build up muscles, I guess."
izumi: =3=;
Asher: *smirks* "Maybe ask Death Scythe for a training regiment?"
izumi: can i even do that?
Asher: "Of course you can--you're Izumi Albarn."
izumi:............
Asher: "...So, ready to bash that dummy and build up some muscle?"
izumi:....y-yeah....
-elsewhere-
Tezca: "How're your charges holding up, Esther?"
esther: quite well i'd think. and yours~? ^^
Tezca: "Super! We got them on espionage training."
esther: oh, and how's that been for them?
Tezca: "I think they're taking well to the horse suit."
-elsewhere-
naho: *humming*
???: hiya miss naho!
naho: ?? !! ame!
ame: *HUG* hehe! ^^
Ame's Father: "Oh, hello." *smiles*
naho: hiya mr isawa!
ame: lookie lookie! my hair's growing longer again, see? *holds up her pigtails*
naho: oh that's great! you look so cute!
ame: ^w^
Mr. isawa: "Is that a school uniform, Naho?"
naho: oh this? well sorta, i thought i'd wear a more stylized uniform today. ^^
mrs isawa: oh right! you were in that fashion show recently werent you?
Mr. Isawa: "How did it go?"
naho: it was super fun, and i even got to meet yamamin in person! she's an idol singer btw.
Mr. Isawa: "I see." ^^; "We were taking Ame out to the park."
naho: oh that sounds nice. have fun! ^^
-elsewhere-
Saria: "Just focus on your aim..."
lukas:...*inhales*
Saria: *smiles in her weapon form, closes her eyes, trying to resonate with him*
lukas:...*aims and strikes*
*Perfect hit*
lukas: !!! YAY! ^u^
Saria: "Great work! We were in sync there!" ^^
lukas: yeah...
-elsewhere-
higuchi: *knocks*
Chuuya: "Hmm?" *opens the door*
higuchi: hey, the party's just about ready. how're the girls?
Chuuya: "Getting ready. Thanks for finding a dress for Miyuri."
miyuri: WOOOOW it's so soft!
Chuuya: ^^; "Ready to head out, Miyuri?"
miyuri: *nod nod*
sonia:...yes papa.
Chuuya: *pats Sonia's head* "That dress looks great."
sonia: *smiles*
Chuuya: "Let's get going..."
-in the party room-
miyuri: *shiny eyes* WOOOOAH!
Walter: *turns on the remote for the disco ball*
miyuri: *GASP* WHAT IS THAT?!
Walter: "A mirror ball! Perfect for getting down to boogie!"
miyuri: oooooooh.
sonia: ^^;
Motojiro: *putting snacks onto a plate*
miyuri: *sniff sniff* !!! *looking at the snacks* *drools*
Motojiro: "Anything you want, Miyuri?"
miyuri: *staaaaaring at the snacks* *spots wasabi* what's that?
Motojiro: "Wasabi. It's kind of spicy?"
miyuri: *nom*.... OuO ...... QuQ;;;;;
Chuuya: "!!!" *hands Miyuri some punch*
miyuri: >XP the green stuff is yucky!
sonia: *sweatdrop*
Motojiro: "Maybe something sweet?"
miyuri: yes please!
Chuuya: *offers a cupcake*
miyuri: *nom* MMMMM!! >w<
Chuuya: ^^;
sonia: uncle kajii, if it's not too much to ask, do you think you can come over sometimes to help tutor miyuri?
Motojiro: QwQ "Of course! I was hoping someone would want me to help..."
sonia: thank you.
higuchi: ^^; (from terrorist bomber to teacher. this mafia sure is something else...)
Gin: "Ichiyo. May I speak with you?"
higuchi: um s-sure! whats up?
Gin: *pulls her aside*
higuchi: ah-
Gin: *they are in a separate room* "We need to speak privately about something important."
higuchi: ._.;;;
Gin: "While we are now pardoned of previous actions, the threat we faced also exposed our previous residences."
higuchi:...yeah...it did....
Gin: "Since we are all finding new places to live, I do not want you and your sister to be unprotected..."
higuchi: gin...
Gin: "..." *reaches into her purse, and removes a key*
higuchi: oh!
Gin: "I'm sorry for not asking you first...but I found a place for Ryu and me. We would be happy to have both of you live with us."
higuchi: i would love to!
Walter: "How's it going, Etta?"
etta: doing better. my wrists are a little sore still, so i'm taking it easy.
Walter: "Yeah. That was crazy...Good thing you and Kafka survived it."
etta: yeah....im glad franzy was there...
Walter: ^w^ "You told him that?"
etta: hm?
Walter: "I think he'd like to hear it--he was really concerned for you."
etta: *nods* ok! ^^
Walter: "Speak of the devil!" *flips over the couch, sneaking away*
Kafka: *walks into the room, looking around*
etta: *waves* ^^
Kafka: "!!! ..." *wave*
Q: and this is elise!
elise: hi everyone!
tom: hi!
bessy: your hair is pretty!
elise: ^^
Wilhelm: "Where are you from?"
elise: well it's a bit of a long story.
higuchi:...hey gin? how big is the new house?
Gin: "1 master room, 1 bedroom each for our siblings, 1 guest room..."
higuchi: do you think the guest room can be for a 5th person?
Gin: "Someone you have in mind?"
higuchi: ...i think we should adopt Q.
Gin: "...I see."
higuchi: he's been through enough, maybe we could rehabilitate him in a loving home?
Gin: "..." *small smile* " 'Loving'?"
higuchi: .////.;
Gin: "I would be happy to...if it's with you." *holds her hand*
higuchi: =///////=
Gin: "Let's speak with Q."
katya: speakin of loving homes, dont you and lev have a wedding to plan, kajii?
Motojiro: "..." O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
leo: ^^;
Motojiro: "My mind just reeled from the expanded options now that we are no longer confined to this location--so many more options for the ceremony, reception, honeymoon--Too much--"
leo: *pats his shoulder* it's ok, <love>.
Motojiro: ^\\\\^; <I promise--first thing tomorrow, we'll find a place for the ceremony.>
-elsewhere-
atsushi: *passed out on the futon* =~= longest.....day.....ever......sleep has never been more needed.
Kyoka: =_= *yawns*
sylvia: *asleep*
Kyoka: "..." *tucks Sylvia in* "I think we all need sleep..." *yawns*
atsushi: yeah....
Kyoka: *lies down...* "Zzz..."
atsushi:...
Odasaku: Still not sleeping?
atsushi: (trying to...)
Odasaku: (Sorry--I didn't mean to interrupt.)
atsushi: (it's fine...)
Odasaku: (...I know Dazai appreciated what you did.)
atsushi:...*nods*
Odasaku: (What will you do now with what you have learned?)
atsushi: (nothing i really _can_ do but move forward.)
Odasaku: (...I suppose you're right.)
atsushi:.....(should i wait to tell dazai about...you know..?)
Odasaku: (...This is your body. I don't think I have a say in your decision.)
atsushi:... (good point.) *sigh* (maybe i shouldnt say anything for now.)
Odasaku: (I'm sure he'll understand.)
atsushi: yeah.....night.
Odasaku: (Good night.)
-elsewhere-
Poe: "..." *lying in bed, staring at the wall*
lana: feeling better, edgar?
Poe: "..." *shakes his head*
lana: ...*hug*
Poe: *shivers, quiet sob*
lana: i love you, you know that?
Poe: "Y-Yes...It was knowing that fact that kept me living..."
lana: *kiss on the cheek*
Poe: T\\\\\T *hug*
lana: say, why dont i invite rowena and ranpo over for tea tomorrow?
Poe: "...Okay. Yes."
-elsewhere-
naomi: hey bro? still cant sleep?
Tanizaki: "Sorry...Was I keeping you awake?"
naomi: *shakes head* i brought hot cocoa if that helps.
Tanizaki: *nods* "Sounds good...Marshmallows?"
naomi: mmhmm ^^ how about tomorrow you, me, and kirako visit one of the cat cafe's in the shopping street?
Tanizaki: "Gr-Great." ^^;
-elsewhere-
kenji: hey yosano? my friend nankichii's gonna be sleeping over tonight, is that ok?
nankichii: *holding onto kenji's sleeve, crying*
Yosano: "Sure. Hello, Nankichii."
nankichii: *hic* s-scary, this place is scary! i-i wanna go back to ihatov! *sobs*
kenji: *rubs his back* it's ok, nankichii, gon wont bully you anymore.
gon: kon kon! i said i was sorry! >3<
Yosano: ^^; "I see you had your own experience..." *stretches* "I'm done from hospital work, so just keep it down."
kenji: ok. come on nankichii. we'll make a blanket fort!
Yosano: ^^ *yawns* *grabs a glass*
-elsewhere-
Dumas: "..." *staring at a laptop screen*
marquis: *sleeping, holding his pillow* mama....papa...dont go...
Dumas: "..." *sighs* *searches online for a name*
-some results come up-
-there are photos of a woman named 'Mercedes'-
Dumas: "..." *clicks a social media profile*
-one page is Mercedes Mondego, she's holding a young toddler boy-
Dumas: "... ... ..." *buries his face into his hands, lets out something between a groan and a sob*
emily: hnn? hullo? =.= *still half asleep*
Dumas: "..." *wipes his eyes* "Hey."
emily: is everything ok with you?
Dumas: "...Just looking up someone."
emily: ah.
Dumas: "...How are your comrades recovering?"
emily: well, they're doing well. they managed to get all the poison out of ebie, so she's resting right now too.
Dumas: "Hmm...Good. ...Did you have a similar experience?"
emily: well...
Dumas: "???"
emily:.. *shakes head* it's nothing.
Dumas: "...It's none of my business, but that doesn't sound like 'nothing.'"
emily: ....
Dumas: "...You like dogs?"
emily: i suppose so.
Dumas: "This is mine." *shows his laptop*
emily: aw, how cute!
Dumas: "That's Haydee. I adopted her."
emily: she's so sweet. ^^
Dumas: *nods* "Very affectionate..." *points at Marquis* "Even to this goof."
emily: ^^;
Dumas: "Your people have pets?"
-elsewhere-
stocking: here we are.
Rin: "Looks kinda empty..."
gilda:.....*knocks*
manager: yessss?
Yukio: <Hello. We are interested in rooms for the night.>
stocking: <room for 4 please>
manager: <right this way please.>
Rin: *looking at the decor* "Looks pleasant enough. How're the baths here?"
manager: <quite nice. the young lady that was here asked the same thing.>
Yukio: "???" <With striking hair?>
manager: <yes, quite unusual for this area>
Rin: "As our map said..."
manager: <well, here's your room. and feel free to reserve a private bath if you need to.>
gilda: *smiles*
Rin: "Cool! I'll take one--"
Yukio: "Sit down and help me review these maps."
Rin: -3-
manager: <enjoy your stay.> *exits*
*there's another room, locked up*
gilda:......*pokes the lock*
???: "OUCH!" *thump*
gilda: !!!!! *startled jump*
stocking: ?!? what the heck?!
Yukio: "???" *pulls out his gun, aims for the door--*
gilda: D8
stocking: yukio, you're gonna get us thrown out!
Yukio: *to the neighbor* "Exit right now, or I'm giving you a failing grade and reporting you to Pheles."
Rin: "...Yuki, in the real world, no one caves into bad grades from people who aren't their teachers--you'd have better luck with the gun."
stocking: *sweatdrop* let me handle this. *ahem* excuse me, are you alright over there? sorry my friend poked you in the eye. ^^;
???: *struggling to change their voice* "It-It's fine! You're a very nice lady, and I know you're sincere in your apology..."
stocking: not a problem. ^^; (hmm....) why dont you guys go check the baths out? im gonna see if there's a vending machine.
???: *small annoyed groan* -_-;
Yukio: "But we have maps to review--"
Rin: *already dragging Yukio away* ^w^
stocking: ^^ .......
-elsewhere-
lydia: *packing boxes*
Ivan: *shaking* <Wh-Where is Master? And Young Master?>
lydia: it's ok, vanya. fyodor did mention this being part of the plan, remember?
Ivan: *sniffles*
lydia:....*pats his back*
Gogol: *looking outside* "..."
elizaveta: *hug*
Gogol: ^^; *hugs her*
elizaveta: *holds up leila* *wrrr* *different voice* it's ok, kolya! you still have us!
Gogol: *nods* "I know--and I appreciate you both." *head pat*
elizaveta: ^w^
lydia:......*sigh* <our numbers are dwindling more and more....>
Ivan: <And we have to move quickly out of here.>
lydia: <i dont think we can move the comatose one in this state....>
Ivan: <So, what, we leave her?>
lydia: <if we bring her, it'll take up time and risk us getting caught. just one of those sacrifices we have to make.......>
Ivan: <I suppose...At least we have other bargaining chips.>
lydia:.....*nods* (it hurts looking at her......it reminds me of-...) *bites her lip* <r-right.>
Ivan: <I'll get the prisoners...I'll need help since we lack the previous servants.>
lydia: <right.> ...... <perhaps we should contact our base back in st petersburg to send recruits?>
Ivan: <Shall I?>
lydia: *nods*
-elsewhere-
Inka: O_O;;;;;; "..." *rubs her eyes*
sasori: *asleep*
Inka: "..." *lies next to her*
sasori:...mmn....mama....
Inka: "..." *hug*
-morning-
Chuuya: "Zzz..."
mito: *paws at his hair*
Chuuya: *grumbles, turning*
miyuri: zzzzzz
sonia: *yaaawn*
Chuuya: =_= *yawn* *looks*
miyuri: zzzzzzz....
Chuuya: "..." *carefully getting up to go to the kitchen*
sonia: miyuri, its time to wake up now.
miyuri: *yaaaaawn*
sonia: papa, can we have pancakes?
miyuri: ??
Chuuya: *nods* "Coming right up."
miyuri: *looking around*
*there's a window facing the forest*
miyuri: *peeeeeek*
*looks like Akutagawa is outside, looking at the woods*
miyuri: *knocks*
Akutagawa: *turns*
miyuri: *waving* hiya! ^^
Akutagawa: "..." *nods*
miyuri: ^^
sonia: come on miyuri. the kitchen's this way.
Akutagawa: "..." *waves*
miyuri: *takes a seat* what's all that stuff?
sonia: that's the refrigerator, it keeps things cold. and that's the oven. it makes things warm.
miyuri: oooooh!
Chuuya: *at the stove, flipping the pancake*
miyuri: *sniffs* mmmm~ smells yummy. =w=
Chuuya: "Any fruit with it, kids?"
miyuri: *looking at everything*
Chuuya: "...I guess take it slow..." *sets down a glass of orange juice*
sonia: maybe start with just syrup and butter first.
miyuri: okaaay.
Chuuya: "Okay..." *sets out the syrup and butter before plating the pancakes*
miyuri: *nom*...*WIDE EYES* .......
sonia: ._. miyu-
miyuri: MIYURI CAN SEE ETERNITY!!! 8D
Chuuya: .___. "..." *takes back the syrup bottle--*
sonia: *sweatdrop*
Chuuya: "Sonia, make sure she packs...and keep her away from sugar."
sonia: noted.
miyuri: miyuri doesnt have anything to pack though.
Chuuya: "...Well, you have that new dress?"
miyuri: ^^
Chuuya: ^^;
-elsewhere-
shinra: *YAAAAAWN*
Relan: "Morning..."
shinra: morning. *streeeeetch*
lisa: oh hey, your up.
shinra:.....hey rel, when did we get a new recruit?
-CHOP-
lisa: -_-# its me, lisa.
Relan: ^^; "I love the new hair."
shinra: >3<; im sorry! i didnt recognize you cuz of the hair!
lisa: yeah, decided to try something new.
Vulcan: ^^ "It's great." *passes a hand on the back of her neck*
lisa: *blush* thanks vul.
Vulcan: ^\\\\^
-elsewhere-
Lucy: *knock knock knock* "I'm ready to begin my training! ...Hello? Open up!"
Kunikida: =_= *pulls blankets over himself*
aya: kunikida, lucy's here!
Kunikida: "It's not even 7 AM. Tell her to come back--"
*PUNCH*
*the door is knocked down*
aya: she's in.
Lucy: *the doorway now seems to show Anne's room behind her* ^w^ "I'm ready to train!"
Kunikida: =_= "...We'll begin with morning exercises. Aya, show her the usual stretching exercises...I need to get replacement hinges..." *writing in his notebook, summoning hinges*
aya: yes sir! *salutes*
-elsewhere-
Benimaru: *holding up Konro's medicine, looking over its manufacturer* "..."
kabuki: been quite a lot of excitement these past few days, hasnt there?
Benimaru: "Uh huh..." *sets it down* *groans*
kabuki: sir?
Benimaru: "...I have to do it."
kabuki: ??
Benimaru: "..." *writes something down* "Go to the Fifth and drop this off. Make sure only the Commander there sees it. I have to do something at home."
kabuki: *examines* very well sir.
Benimaru: *nods* *walks towards home*
*two sets of eyes watch from the alley*
???: "..."
-elsewhere-
Kyoka: "Feeling better?"
atsushi: yeah.
Kyoka: "..." *head pat* "You're doing good."
atsushi: *smiles* thanks
Kyoka: "Want to go out today?"
atsushi: sure!
sylvia: o-ok..
Kyoka: "We can get lunch, shop..."
atsushi: why dont we visit the museum today?
Kyoka: "Oh, good."
sylvia: t-that sounds nice.
Kyoka: "Any new exhibits?"
atsushi: i think there's one on robots and aliens. ^^
Kyoka: "...'Aliens'?"
atsushi: like in the movies.
Kyoka: "Ah. We should watch some movies, too--maybe this weekend."
atsushi: sounds good. ^^ maybe i'll even invite lucy, if she's not busy.
Kyoka: "Like training."
-elsewhere-
sayaka: welp, got my stuff packed, and i leave for hoozuki first thing tomorrow.
ouya: ^^ you be safe, you hear?
sayaka: i will, mom.
Mr. Miki: "And call home."
sayaka: will do!
-elsewhere-
Spirit: ._.; "You both look exhausted..." *sets down breakfast*
sachiko: no kidding. *sigh* -~- *takes coffee mug* come to mama, sweet brown medicine.
Spirit: ^^; *hands an ice pack to Izumi*
izumi: thanks dad.
Spirit: "How's training?"
izumi:...it's been good.
Spirit: "Well, if you're sore, that may indicate you're strengthening...And if Soul gives you any trouble--" *summons a blade* "--_you let me know~_..."
izumi: ^^;;; will do.
-elsewhere-
Rin: =w= *curled up in the bed*
stocking: [morning, kiddo <3]
Kid: [good morning. miss u, love 💗 ]
stocking: [u get the pics i sent? *winky emoticon*]
Kid: [oh yes .\\\. very much appreciated. have fun?]
stocking: [so far. dinner was delish last night.]
Kid: [oh? fancy?]
stocking: [it was interesting. mission work will begin today. secondary mission is to try some traditional japanese sweets]
Kid: [^^ of course. be safe--and enjoy!]
-elsewhere-
Viktor: "I'm heading out." *picks up a file folder labeled "Hajima"*
nozomi: good luck. ^^
Viktor: *smiles* "Thanks!" *turns around...looks a bit grimmer as he exits the Eighth's church*
Petra: "Come along--purification needs to be finished on time..."
rita: *nods* *signing* <ok!>
Vulcan: "--and the new garbage disposal should be quieter." *flips a switch...nothing happens* "???"
-BOOM-
tamaki: AGH! WHY?!?
Vulcan: ._.;;; *runs away*
Petra: "...Well, you were going in for purification anyway..."
tamaki: =_=
-elsewhere-
Sakuya: O_O;
naho: ._.
Higan: "What up, young people? I'm your substitute teacher. Call me Higan."
naho: *tries to slump in her seat to hide*
Higan: "Now, I want to get to know all of you--starting with an important question...What's the subject of this class?"
izumi:.....*face desk*
-elsewhere-
Walter: "How's packing?"
higuchi: coming along.
Gin: "Not like we brought much..."
higuchi: we still need to move the stuff from our old homes to the new house.
Walter: "Never fear--I kept security tabs on your old places to deter visitors--" *looks at his phone*
*tiny shrieks are heard*
Walter: "...I may have scared some Death Scouts who were stopping by to sell you cookies."
higuchi: ._.;
Gin: "...The pardon wasn't for _you_."
Walter: ^^;
Tachihara: *laughs* "Ever think of being tech support for the Mafia?"
Walter: "Um...Thanks, but no thanks. I like not getting shot at."
goethe: *staaaares* besides, he's under contract~
Walter + Tachihara: QwQ;;;;;;;;
-elsewhere-
rin: *relaxing in the bath* =w=
Yukio: *yawns* =_= "So much to review..."
rin: ....so when are you gonna tell shiemi you like her?
Yukio: "...You don't understand."
rin: what's not to understand? you busted a dinner date for her!
Yukio: "...If she knew the real me, she'd hate me."
rin: you dont know that. she's seen me at my most fucked up, and she still considers me her friend. ^^
Yukio: "..." *gets up to leave* "She'd hate me..."
rin:.....*pouts* *grumble grumble* stupid stubborn yukio.
Yukio: "..."
-elsewhere-
Benimaru: "More tea?"
kirei: *nods*
Benimaru: "Right away." *heats up water* "How has your sleep been?"
kirei: it's been alright for the most part.
Benimaru: *nods* "You're appointment is tomorrow?"
kirei: *nods* konro offered to bring me.
Benimaru: *smiles* "I'm glad...Please remind him to pick up his medicine."
kirei: i will....do you want to say hello? *rubs her stomach*
Benimaru: "..." *leans his ear to her stomach*
kirei: ^////^ *head pats*
Benimaru: =\\\\= "Hello, small one... Your father is here...He's not going anywhere."
-elsewhere-
axel: *checking his phone* yes! just caught a growlithe!
Zeke: "Sweet!" *looking at his phone* "...Nothing."
-elsewhere-
Steinbeck: "Good to be home..." *scratching his bandages*
ebie: ^^
baum: *hugging dorothy* Q~Q
dorothy: =A=;
Hemingway: "Held down the fort for us, then? Good lad."
baum: not a problem. oh sweet dorothy, the doctors didnt try to do shock therapy on you did they? TT~TT
dorothy: no, im fine. please stop, brother, you're only embarrassing yourself.
Steinbeck: "...Dark. Let's get going on our next heist--" *shifts--and winces* T~T
emily: are you sure you're ok, john?
Steinbeck: "I-I'm sure I'm fine." *smiles...then falls over* "Zzz..."
emily:...*sigh*
-elsewhere-
Dumas: *pets Haydee*
haydee: ^w^ *licks his hand*
Dumas: ^^ "Miss me, Haydee? I missed you, too."
haydee: *nuzzle* ^w^
cervantes: good doggo!
Dumas: "..." *sighs*
cervantes: ah *lays on couch* good to be back! ^^ .....you ok, dumas?
Dumas: "...Fine."
marquis: you've been gloomier than usual since this morning.
Dumas: "...It's nothing."
marquis: *huuug* would cuddles make it better~? 💗
Dumas: -_-; "...It's not hurting, but it's not helping either."
cervantes: huzzah! group hug! ^^
Dumas: "..." *sighs* "A regular trio..."
-elsewhere-
Poe: *sips tea* "Ah...Thank you for this..."
rowena: ^^
ranpo: *nomming on scones*
Poe: "Any work coming up for you all?"
lana: well, there's gonna be some fundraisers held at the hotel's restaurant.
Poe: "Oh? Charity or politics or investors?"
lana: pharaon shipping company, if memory serves.
Poe: "Ah, so courier service?"
lana: *nods*
Poe: "Hmm...Invitation only?"
-elsewhere-
Hibana: *opens the blinds to her luxury office--* "..."
kabuki: hello. ^^
Hibana: "...Look, if you want an autograph, you mail a form, my secretary sorts it, then I have my gopher do it for me. Now, beat it, before I call security."
kabuki: um actually, i have some questions to ask. ^^;
Hibana: "Interviews also go through my secretary--"
kabuki: *hands her a paper*
Hibana: "..." *looks* "Seal of the 7th..." *takes it, opens it* "..." *looks up* "You read this?"
kabuki: *shakes head*
Hibana: *snaps fingers* "Angels."
angels: yes princess?
Hibana: *writes a prescription* "Get him this for his captain. He'll be back to pick up more." *stares at Kabuki* "No one is to see you coming or going to pick up your captain's medicine--is that understood?"
-elsewhere-
Kepuri: "Okay, try this on..." *holding some mechanical contraption that looks like a travel pillow*
mana: *doing so* now what?
Kepuri: "Stand perfectly still..." *gets behind a metal barrier* *presses a button on a remote--*
*the metal collar on Mana's neck shakes--before metal juts out of it*
mana: ._.;;;;
*the collar has formed a suit of knight-like armor around Mana*
mana: woah!
Kepuri: "Now, try to move your right foot forward 3 centimeters."
mana: *step*
Kepuri: "Okay, releasing the weight--"
*a panel in the ceiling opens, as a weight falls towards Mana*
mana: O_O;;;
*the weight knocks Mana's helmet, but no obvious damage*
mana: huh. impressive.
Kepuri: "Yep! Newest in combat equipment! There's just one problem..."
mana: and that would be?
Kepuri: "I haven't figured out how to get someone _out_ of the suit."
mana: ._______. CHIE! HELP.
-elsewhere-
*a lighter goes off, as someone puffs on a cigarette*
izzy: ....
Joker: "We're all here--minus our newest partner."
izzy: so what's the plan?
Joker: "The Holy See has only one entrance--through the front gates."
nailfile: oh, so we just waltz right in?
Joker: "Not without some extra muscle..."
benimaru: ...
nailfile: oooh, he's cute.
benimaru: i'm also married. -_-#
Joker: "That's where the Strongman comes in to clear the path."
izzy: *whistle* im amazed you convinced a battalion commander to help us.
benimaru: and you want _my_ help in particular because...?
Joker: "You aren't curious what the Church is hiding? Or have you forgotten what the Church has done to your people? Or how they drafted you as their latest firefighter, their latest mutt?"
benimaru:.....
Joker: "And you're here-- even with a suspicious guy like me."
izzy: well then. *holds up her dice* shall we get this party started~?
-and so-
*inside the Church*
Raffles III: *praying*
-BOOOOOOOOM-
priest: !?!?
izzy: good evening, padres and madres. hope you dont mind us dropping in~
Raffles III: "W-Who are you?!"
izzy: well, i suppose you can call us 'renegades'.
Raffles III: "...Get me out of here." *grabs a priest's arm*
izzy: aww, leaving so soon, gramps?
*an open palm lands on Priest 2's chest*
priest 2: !!!
Benimaru: "Back off." *with the tiniest press of the open palm, the Priest is knocked back*
izzy: well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Benimaru: *staring off in the direction of Amaterasu* "..."
Joker: "Quite the entrance--as suited to this brand of justice."
nailfile: ....*glances in the same direction* yeah. that thing always creeped me out. something feels....evil 'bout it. i dunno.
Benimaru: "I feel blood coming off of it, like it's in the air..."
Joker: *smiles*
priest 3: and just what are you, smiling about?!
Joker: *turns* "Because I'm going to kick your ass."
priest 3: LANGUAGE!
Joker: *slams his fist into the Priest's face* "Fuck you."
???: please. allow me.
Joker: "???"
bowl-cut priest: ....
Joker: "You're new..."
Benimaru: "I'll handle this." *approaches--*
-POW-
Benimaru: *gasps...collapses*
Joker: O_O;
izzy:....well shit.
Joker: "So much for a strongman...Well, guess we need to run." *looks up at Bowl-Cut* "What'd you do to him?"
bowl-cut priest: so much for 'strongest firefighter'. nothing more than a dumb animal.
Joker: "..." *sniffs* "What's burning?" *looks down*
bowl-cut priest: ??
Benimaru: *he's on fire*
bowl-cut: oh?
Benimaru: *climbs up* "I'm not finished..."
bowl-cut: but- but that's impossib-
Benimaru: *leaps with a punch to Bowl-Cut's stomach*
bowl-cut: GRK-
*something drops from Bowl-Cut's hand*
Joker: "??? A blow-pipe?"
nailfile: and not the drug kind.
izzy: -_-;
Joker: "How did you survive that poison from this pipe, Strongman?"
Benimaru: "...I have too much to live for."
Joker: "..." -_-# "Fine. Be a dick and don't bother explaining things."
izzy: (is he even human??)
-more priests charge-
izzy: ...*smirks* alright chucklefucks. let's get this party lit.
-elsewhere-
gilda: *sleeping*
stocking: *asleep*
Yukio: *turned away from the others*
rin:...hey, you awake?
Yukio: "..."
rin:...you never really talk to us.....i get it, sometimes i like my space and privacy too, so i wont dig too much...but you've been acting more distant lately. from me, kyouko, dad, shiemi.....just- if things get bad for you, you can rely on us, ok?
Yukio: *clenching his jaw, eyes open*
rin: i really mean it....we- i worry about you......not saying anything?....*sigh* love you too, bro. night.
Yukio: "..." *holding back tears*
-elsewhere-
izzy:.....well where the fuck is everyone?!
Benimaru: "Did I blow up _everyone_?"
Joker: "No." *points to the altar* "We have to go underground."
nailfile: underground? you dont mean-
Joker: "The Nether."
izzy: well shit....
Joker: "Just lift the top--"
nailfile: waiiit, how do _you_ know this?
Benimaru: *kicks the entire altar away*
nailfile: OxO
Joker: ^^; "I grew up in darkness. I acclimated to darkness. I love darkness~"
nailfile: ooookay. (weirdo)
izzy:....you knoooow, we _do_ have an open position for the oni of wrath, mr shinmon.
Benimaru: "Hell no."
izzy:....eh, worth a shot. oh well. into the rabbit hole we go.
Benimaru: "You know this path? Then you should go first."
Joker: "More so you know I won't stab you in the back?"
-and so-
nailfile: ugh, this place gives me the creeps. my grandma used to tell me stories about this place...
Joker: "Good things?"
nailfile: what do _you_ think?
Joker: *shrugs*
izzy: .... so joker, what's your story?
Joker: "Hmm...I don't like talking about the past. If we survive this, I'll tell you another time."
izzy: hmph 737
Benimaru: "..." *grabs Joker by the collar, slamming him into a wall*
Joker: ^^;
Benimaru: "Do not test my patience. I've followed you this far without answers. I have put my home--my family--at risk for your bullshit. Spill, or I spill your blood."
Joker: "..." *smacks away his hand* "Don't test my patience, either. ...Let's just say, I was in the Church."
izzy: really? didnt take you for the religious type.
Joker: "I wasn't a willing member."
nailfile: the hell does _that_ mean?
Benimaru: "Wait a minute...Were you..."
Joker: *smirks* "Oh? Asakusa's God of Destruction has his interest piqued? Very well--I'll answer your question."
Benimaru: "...You had a bowl cut?"
izzy: *snerk* *stiffled laughter*
nailfile:.....<so gross.>
Joker: O_O; "No! I was working for the Church's dark side!"
izzy: ....huh. who'da thought.
Benimaru: "I don't understand."
Joker: "Just keep moving forward--you'll get it soon enough."
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: *scrolling through real estate listings on a web site*
sonia: *showing flash cards to miyuri* and this one is called a 'rectangle'
miyuri: oooooh.
Chuuya: *smiles* *marks down 3 listings*
miyuri: and what's this one?
sonia: that's a 'triangle'.
Chuuya: *writes down a number* "Hey, kids--I'm going to be making some calls."
sonia: ok papa. come on, miyuri. i'll show you our room.
miyuri: YAAAY! ^o^
Chuuya: *smiles* *dials*
lady: HHA homes, this is carly speaking, how can i help you tonight?
Chuuya: "Hello. I'm looking through your listings...I'm interested in a house?"
carly: ah i see.
Chuuya: "In fact, you had one listing in the suburbs--the one on Dorper Avenue?"
carly: ah yes, two story, three bedroom, two bathroom?
Chuuya: "And the backyard."
carly: yes, yes.
Chuuya: "I was thinking...I have 2 children and a cat. I think they'd like the yard. Maybe a treehouse..."
carly: well, there is a park and a school nearby, as well as a few small shops.
Chuuya: "Excellent. Could I schedule a tour?"
carly: of course! what day works for you?
Chuuya: "As soon as possible."
carly: alright.
-elsewhere-
nailfile: so this is the place, eh?
Joker: "The Nether."
nailfile: ....
Benimaru: "What is the Church hiding here?"
-the lights go out-
nailfile: *flame claws*
Joker: "They're here..." *lights up a cigarette*
izzy: _who's_ here?
*...Are those...eyes in the shadows?*
izzy: the hell?
seven: ......
Benimaru: "...Clowns? Your people?"
Joker: *smirks*
izzy: oooi, who the hell are you shitheads?
Joker: "The Shadows of the Holy Sun."
izzy:....the uniforms look stupid AF.
Joker: "Yes...This is a group of assassins, operating in secret on behalf of the Church."
commander: halt, interlopers. leave this sacred ground or else.
Joker: " 'Leave'? But this is my grand return!"
commander: what?
Joker: *smiles* "52."
commander:...after all these years.....
{*A small boy knocks a taller person down*}
{???: jeez, he's tough for a kid.}
{???: well done, 52}
{52: "It was no big deal...It's what a 'child of the sun' should do, yes?"}
{???: indeed. your next opponent is me.}
{????: he's not really gonna do it, is he? it's suicide!}
{52: "..."}
{commander: COME AT ME!}
{52: "..." *side-steps, swinging his fist at the Commander's head with a gazelle punch*}
{commander: *grabs his wrist and punches him* you're nothing. we are all children of the sun, abandoned by society and taken in by god. dont go thinking you're so special.}
{52: *stunned...acting on instinct, bites the Commander's wrist*}
{commander: GRK- why you insolent little- *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*}
{???: h-hey, knock it off, you're gonna kill him!}
{commander:...heh. if i killed him now, it would be merciful.}
{52: *gasping, choking on blood..his nose is broken*}
{-...-}
{52: *bandaged...staring at a pocket watch* "..." ("This was all they found on me...'3:32'...Was that when I was abandoned? This world...is such shit. I don't think I'm special--I don't think anyone is. I just want to survive this madness...")}
{commander: again with that watch?}
{52: "!!!"}
{commander: *takes it and crushes it, burning it* this way. now.}
{-...-}
{*a house is on fire*}
{-cries can be heard-}
{???: the demon made off with the child, we must find them and destroy them at all costs!}
{???: "Sir! 52!}
{???: what about him?}
{-...-}
{*someone tosses a mask down onto the cement bottom of an alley*}
{52: *huff puff* ("The fire distracted them...Good...Can I get away? Can I escape?") "..." *takes a step forward, leaning on the alley wall for support* ("The sun should shine on all, yes?") *clutches his eye* ("...So...It happened again...Burns...")}
{-...-}
{girl: *humming* hm? ?!?! what the-}
{*52 is passed out in the street*}
{girl: ._.;; *nudges his head with her foot* umm....hey, uh....are...are you ok?}
{52: *groans, panting, like he's dehydrated*}
{girl: oh, um... *takes water bottle from her bag and gives it to him* hey, you alright?}
{52: *opens his eye* "..." *takes the bottle, guzzling like his life depends on it*}
{girl: feeling better?}
{52: *looks, his vision blurred* "...An angel..."}
{girl: e-eh?? O////O oh i-im not-}
{52: "Save me...I don't want to go back to Hell..."}
{girl: ._.; um....daaaad?}
{-...-}
{52: *nom nom nom nom* >3< }
{woman: my my, he's got quite the appetite hasnt he?}
{girl: i guess...}
{woman: kinda cute too, and around your age~}
{girl: >///< mom! its not like that! jeez.}
{woman: fufu, just teasing. ^^}
{52: *stops...sips water* "...Ma'am...Young lady...Thank you both. I promise, I will repay you."}
{woman: oh, it's quite alright, really. right dear?}
{Man: *nods* "You looked pretty roughed up out there, son. Are you...in some kind of trouble?"}
{52: "..."}
{-...-}
{52: *standing on a balcony, looking up at the Moon* "..."}
{woman: *inside* is this really the right thing for us to do? letting him stay here? for all we know he could be some drug addict or a felon...it worries me.}
{Man: "I know...So far, he hasn't caused any problems...But he won't tell us where he's from."}
{woman: do we call the police?}
{girl: *walks out onto the balcony* hey, just thought i'd check up on you. ^^}
{52: "Ah...Hello, angel."}
{girl: 7//7; ...s-so whats up?}
{52: "I was admiring the Moon...It looks so happy..."}
{Moon: "HAA HAA HAA..."}
{girl: ^^; yeah.....they say people once lived on the moon.}
{52: "Wait, really? That's amazing!"}
{girl: yeah. maybe one day, i'll become an astronaut and walk on the moon. i think that'd be pretty cool......ah, look at me, spilling my dreams to a stranger. ^^;}
{52: "No, that's great--dreams are what keep us motivated. You know a lot about astronaut stuff?"}
{girl: yeah. see that constellation up there?}
{52: *looks up...nods*}
{girl: that's called 'orion's belt'.}
{52: "??? 'Orion'? 'Belt'? Like those...what are they called...'asteroids'?"}
{girl: hehe, close.}
{-...-}
{52: *tying his shoelaces*}
{Dad: "And here's the list. The grocery is 2 blocks north, 6 blocks west."}
{52: *nods* "Okay..."}
{Dad: "Don't forget my smokes either."}
{52: "??? Um..."}
{girl: ugh, dad, those are seriously gonna kill you someday.}
{Dad: "It's just when I'm stressed..."}
{girl: -_-; still...}
{-...-}
{52: *reading the list on his way back* ("That's everything...Even got the extra money back...")}
{-two figures in suits exit the house-}
{52: "!!!" *ducks back around the corner*}
{-the two figures leave-}
{52: "..." *sneaks back into the house--* "!!!"}
{-the girl and her parents lay dead on the floor-}
{52: "..." *drops the groceries* ("This is...They're dead...There--There's nothing I can do for them...Oh God...")}
{-...-}
{???: sir, the family 52 was staying with has been terminated.}
{commander: good. now he has nothing to return to. he's nothing more than a stray dog.}
{-...-}
{Joker: *puffing away on a cigarette, standing on an incomplete building*...This world sucks."}
Joker: "You taught me a lot..." *points his cigarette at the Commander* "Time to teach you the truth of this world."
commander: so you came running back like a little puppy? *draws sword* how pathetic.
Joker: *throws off his coat, revealing playing cards on fire* "Eat shit."
commander: thou who hast forsaken the sunlight, shall be left to rot in the dark.
Joker: "Which book of scripture is that, asshole?" *to his team* "I'll fight the Commander. You take care of the rest."
commander: seven. consider this your chance to prove your worth to us. kill them.
seven:....*CHARGES*
Benimaru: "??? How old is this brat?"
seven: *SNARLS and spin kick*
shadows: *charging*
nailfile: *SLICE SLICE*
Benimaru: *sighs* *struggling with one Shadow* "Fast...but reckless." *trips them*
shadow: grk-
izzy: tch- what a hassle. *pulls out a pistol* guess it's time to pull out this bad boy.
Shadow: *growls, swinging their blade towards Izzy*
izzy: *BANG*
-BOOM-
Shadow: *silent, falling down*
izzy: *smirks*
Shadow: *bear hug from behind*
izzy: ?!?
nailfile: *SLASH*
Shadow: *sliced across the chest--but even as they're bleeding profusely, punches at Nailfile's face*
nailfile: *dodge* hey! <watch the hands, buddy!>
izzy: hey! little help here!
nailfile: *SLICE*
*WHOOSH*
izzy: pah- thanks.
nailfile: anytime, girl. ^^
Benimaru: "Their breathing...They intend to kill."
commander: *attacking joker*
Joker: *dodges* "You haven't changed...The mask still looks the same."
commander: you'd be best going back into hiding.
Joker: "I just came here to play. Interested?" *flips cards over his head in a half-circle path*
-SLASH SLASH-
Joker: *charges his cards with flames, sending them to go around the Commander's sword swings--*
commander: you think you can honestly stop me? You think you're the underdog in this heroic tale--but, really, you're not the hero. You're just a mutt, who shook off his leash--and needs to be put down.
~TEN THOUSAND WILD BLADES OF THE WHIP~
Joker: "!!!" *screams in pain, before collapsing*
commander: giving up so soon? pathetic.
Joker: *tries to climb up--*
-STOMP-
Joker: *face slammed into the cement floor*
commander: *grins*
Joker: "..." *his head starts to rise*
commander: ??
Joker: *lifting his head up--with his tongue against the floor*
commander: ?!
Joker: *slides his tongue along the floor--backing up enough to push himself up, swinging his fist back at the Commander's face*
commander: *knocked back*
Joker: *spits* "I'm through with games...I need to take this more seriously..." *smiles wickedly* "A fight to the death."
commander: oh?
Joker: *puffs* "52...I'll end your life, with 52 cards."
commander: heh.
Joker: *shows his remaining cards* "Let's count!" *begins flinging cards*
commander: pah! we are as a group! you may cut us down as many times as you wish, but we shall always regroup. and those that remain solitary die alone! so tell me 52, how many cards will remain before you die?!
Joker: "Tch..." *continues his attack...but he's running out of cards*
commander: you thought you would be free if you left, but you're a weakling who couldnt survive without our help! a failure is a failure, simple as that! and a failure like you cant win on your own!
seven: ....
Joker: *pants...he's holding 2 cards in-between his fingers...as he clutches his bleeding left arm*
commander: i know all your moves, 52. im the one who taught them to you!
Joker: "..." *smiles widely* "I'm the Dreamer of the Dawn..."
commander: hn?
Joker: "I am the Smoker..."
commander: ?!
Joker: "I'M THE JOKER!"
commander: ?!?
*multiple Jokers appear around the Commander*
commander: WHAT IS THIS?!
Joker: "I learned...how to clone myself."
commander: ?!?!
Joker: *snort laugh* "Nah, I'm just kidding you." *waves his cigarette* "I smoke the good shit."
izzy: WELL THAT EXPLAINS THE SHIT SMELL!
Joker: "This is a rare breed I cultivate. I had to figure out how to make sure it only affects certain people. I'm kind of surprised my comrades today aren't seeing melting eyeballs, humanoid roaches on walls, or talking animals..."
commander: what the hell?!
Joker: "What sucks is that it kind of screws up your perception of time. Helps me to escape in the blink of an eye--but it can be disarming if you aren't used to it."
commander: damn you!
*something drops with a PLOP noise*
commander: ?!?
*The Commander's forearm is already sliced off, lying on the floor*
Joker: *smiles* "What's wrong? You're always talking about teamwork. So pull your 'team' together..."
commander: ?!?!?!?
Joker: "Now, I know what you're thinking--'But 52 used up all of his cards'! So, I need to remind you: I AM NOT 52!" *holds up a Joker card* "I always had one more..."
commander: you-
Joker: *lets out a maniacal laugh, swinging the one card, decimating the Commander's body*
seven: !!!!!
izzy: so, whadda ya want us to do about the rugrat?
seven: my name is seven.
Joker: "...Nah, that's not a name...We need to change that."
seven: thats not you-
Joker: "Nana. That works. 'Nah-nah.' Easy to say, rhymes with itself. Nana. Come, Nana..."
seven: shut up! im seven! se-ven! child of the sun! i'll cut you all to ribbons! i'll make you all pay for this!
Benimaru: *reaches out a hand, patting her head*
seven: ?!?!?!?
Benimaru: "Children should listen to their elders...But since your elders were screwed up in the head, listen to us, now, or I'll show you something to fear."
seven: *growls*
Joker: -_-; ("As if Shadows didn't have enough abusive guardians...") "You kind of suck at this parenting thing, Strongman."
Benimaru: *glare*
izzy: well, we cant take her. we got enough brats to deal with in the hell blaze. like mantis.
Joker: "..." *smiles* "What about it, Nana? Want to come home with a fellow former Shadow~?"
seven: dont touch me, traitor! the minute your back is turned, i'll stab you in the throat!
Joker: ^^; "..." *picks Nana up, slings her over his shoulder*
seven: *pounding on his back* UNHAND ME! I'LL BURN YOU ALL ALIVE! DX<
???: "As much as I would like to see that, I can't allow it."
izzy: ?!
*Burns walks in*
nailfile: aw hell.
Burns: "...Commander Shinmon. 52. 7. Miss Godfrey. Random other person."
izzy: ?!?!?! *her tone is murderous* how the hell do you know that name?
Burns: "Haijima Industries has long associated with the Church."
izzy: *hateful glare*
seven: how do you know about us? who even are you?
Joker: "Commander Burns of the 1st Brigade--your handler in the Church, Nana."
seven: my name isnt nana!
nailfile: wait, you mean commander goodie-two-shoes burns is in on this whole thing?!
Burns: *crosses his arms* "So, you're associating with common thugs, 52? I trained you better than this."
Benimaru: "... ... ..." *lightbulb* "So, you're the one who gave this clown a bowl hair-cut?"
Joker: "!!! I'LL GIVE YOU A BOWL HAIRCUT!"
izzy: we dont have time for...whatever _this_ is. we're here for-.......wait, why are we here? i forgot in all the excitement.
Joker: *composes himself* "...To get to the Secret Holy Scriptures, I have to fight the old man now?" *sighs* *looks at his one card* "Still, this should be enough for you, gramps."
Benimaru: "Great. I wanted a real challenge."
seven: ?!
Burns: *stares at Benimaru* "...I just realized...Now's not the time to fight."
Joker: "HUH?!"
Burns: "If you're here for information about the Church, I can help."
izzy: oh? and here i thought the 1st was so loyal to the church, like dogs.
Joker: -_-; "Could everyone stop with the 'dog' insults--I'm feeling self-conscious."
Benimaru: "I think we have another question to ask: you two know each other, don't you? What's going on? We've already had an extended fight sequence--time to know what your goals are and whether I can trust you."
Joker: "...Burns was the intermediary between the Church's light and dark sides. He was one of the people who trained me..."
nailfile: wait, seriously?
Joker: "Yes...Until he formed that Adora Link."
izzy: so wait, are you guys....adora bursts?
Burns: *sighs* "No. Forming an Adora Link is connecting _to_ Adora."
Joker: "And those with the Burst get a power-up from the Link. We just lose our fucking eyes."
izzy:........ .___.
Burns: "The Burst is what a handful of people possess to withstand linking to Adora, to that other world. We were not so 'blessed.'"
Benimaru: "When did you see it? When Arg or Kusakabe did?"
Joker: "No. When Amaterasu released a bunch of Infernals."
nailfile: WHAT?!
Benimaru: "I never heard of this."
Joker: "Of course not: people have to believe Amaterasu is absolutely safe...So, that's when the Shadows are called in to do the dirty work to cover it up. And Burns led that mission."
{Burns: "Where are the others?"}
{52: "Knocked down."}
{Burns: "One more target...Straight ahead?"}
{52: as far as i know, yes. just leave it to me.}
{*footsteps are heard...like crackling fire*}
{Burns: "Here it comes..."}
{infernal: GRRRK-KRAAAAAA!!}
{Burns: "AH!" *falls to his knees, covering his ears*}
{52: what the hell is this?!}
{Burns: *looks up* "!!!"}
{It's a hellscape...Are those eyeballs in the sky?}
{52: is this...hell?.....grk- GAAH! m-my eye!!}
{*A figure hovers in the sky, cloaked in white, looking down on them*}
{*The ground is burning under them*}
{52: ?!?!?!}
{???: "Mathematics. Truth. Insect. Hell. God..."}
{52: what?}
{*something is burning under 52's hand*}
{52: *looks*}
{*the entire ground is on fire!*}
{52: ?!?!?!?! *screaming*}
{Burns: *struggles to stand...before he rushes at the Infernal*}
{52: where is this?!}
{???: "Hell..."}
{Burns: *screams, as he charges his arm, putting it through the Infernal*}
{-...-}
{Burns: "52! Wake up!" *clutching his burning eye*}
{52: !??!!? w-what....what was....}
{Burns: "The Infernal...must have had the ability to cause illusions..."}
{52: no...hell...hell exists...}
Burns: "That stone you brought still burns, even in vacuum."
Joker: "Which proves your Church is hiding the existence of Hell--or Adora, or whatever you're calling it. That's what I want to prove--what Hell you're hiding here."
Burns: "..." *reaches into his jacket*
Benimaru: *fighting stance*
Burns: *pulls out a notebook* "Here is your clue."
izzy: and what's that?
Burns: "A notebook, belonging to the wife of the founder of the Church of the Holy Sun, Raffles I."
nailfile: ?!?!
Benimaru: "His wife?"
Joker: "That thing must be ancient...You took it from an archive or something?"
izzy: is it even real?
Burns: "It is. I verified the records, the paper, even the handwriting."
nailfiles: then what about the holy scriptures we came here for?
Burns: "They don't exist. Ever since the Adora Link, what I saw has not matched what I knew to be true about this world. I've used my position in the First and my association with the Church to get access to archives--research from around the world." *taps the notebook* "This was hidden away. I can't say where without revealing sources and the original location, but I assure you, this is real. This investigation led me to this book." *hands the book to Joker* "Her journal begins with the Great Diaster, the founding of the Church--and is a rare firsthand account about who Raffles I really was."
Joker: *opens* "...Her handwriting is atrocious."
Burns: "Raffles lead a team to see where the Great Disaster first happened...He was the only one to survive the trip."
nailfile: *reading* 'still, i was relieved that he had returned safely, but something seemed different about him, like he had become a different person. even though he looks the same, his habits and behavior is that of someone else. is he truly the same man i've been married to for three years?'
Joker: "I mean, when you go through something traumatizing..." *stares at his cigarette* "...it's expected you go through some changes..."
Benimaru: "...Wait...This happened in Asakusa, too."
izzy: really now?
Benimaru: "Someone who was able to change their appearance--to impersonate people from the Eighth, people from my home..."
Joker: "Yeah, but that only happened, what, months ago? We're talking 250 years ago!"
Burns: "Yet you've seen how durable Infernals are. Who's to say there isn't one that's immortal? Someone else from that higher plane, someone as long-lived as that Preacher..."
Joker: "..."
nailfile: so then...
Burns: *nods* "The Church may have been founded by Infernals, by the Preacher."
nailfile: so how do we confirm this is real?
Burns: "Aside from what I've told you--that the evidence all points to this fitting into the other facts we can confirm, such as the coincidence of Raffles being the only survivor, that he changed so much, that there are Infernals who can impersonate others...Beyond all of that, I've been thinking about how to verify this with outside-sources for a long time..."
izzy: so what now?
Joker: "Who else in the Church knows about this?"
Burns: "No one."
-elsewhere-
*A bald bearded man walks through the halls in a cloak*
guruna:...hey haumea, who's that old dude?
Haumea: "You don't know~?" *smirks*
guruna: noooope~@ OwO
Man: *makes a sign* "Bless you, child."
Man: *moaning out a religious hymn* "Bless the Sun, whose light shines upon us all, conferring its blessing onto us on our mission to convert the masses, to bring them to the light."
sasori: ......
Inka: "Wait a minute...That energy around him... ..." *grabs the beard, tugging hard* "How the hell are you doing that, Jonah?!"
Jonah: *the beard is pulled so hard it is stretching his face into a grotesque form* "OW OW OW OW!!!" T~T
sasori: WAIT WHAT?!
guruna: oh! they do that.
Jonah: T~T "You and your bodyguard have gotten so mean since you got those new outfits..." *sniff* "How dare you treat the founder of the Church of the Holy Sun like that! I, Raffles I, will not stand for such treatment! Guruna, prepare the boiling Holy Water!"
guruna: *salutes* aye aye!
arrow: -_-
sasori: suuure, and im the goddamn queen of sheba.
Inka: "I think Jonah's serious, Queen--I mean, think about it: disguises like this, never dies no matter how much you beat them--" *punching Jonah repeatedly in the head*
Jonah: "OW OW OW OW!"
dahlia: it is the truth.
sasori: GAH! jeez....so creepy.
Jonah: -3- *changes their face--into Inka's, then changes their voice to hers* "You're so mean, Sasori!"
sasori: .... -_-;
Inka: "...Is it wrong to say I look damn good?"
sasori: *facepalm*
-elsewhere-
Burns: "Raffles III must have been kept in the dark..."
Benimaru: *raises an eyebrow* "How do you know Raffles III is actually the grandson of the first one? What if he's some imposter, too?"
Joker: "Or, what if his DNA has Infernal DNA in it? Trippy..."
nailfile: gross.
Joker: "And we leave here without knowing the Preacher's plans..." *looks at the mess they left behind*
seven: ..........
Benimaru: "At least we didn't kill your Shadows. I mean, except that one." *gestures to the body pieces of the Commander*
seven:.........................
nailfile: brutal.
Burns: "Since they're from the Shadows, no one will miss them."
izzy: so do we tell everyone in the church that everything they know is a lie?
Joker: "That's my plan!"
Burns: -_-# "And ignite chaos that undermines a large segment of the world?"
Joker: "That's my plan!"
Burns: -_-# "And ignite chaos that undermines a large segment of the world?"
Joker: *crazy grin* “And yet you gave me this.” *holds up the notebook* what do you suggest?"
Burns: "More evidence. You take this to the public, they won't believe you, and the Church will not believe the word of some clownish terrorist--"
Joker: "Hey!"
Burns: "--and a commander who attacked the Church. In public."
Benimaru: -_-;
izzy: we could always blame that shapeshifter impersonating him, if that helps.
Joker: "Works for me!" ^^
Benimaru: -_-; "Maybe we should look outside of the Church...Someone else with something to gain from all of this."
izzy:....haijima.
Joker: "Makes sense."
Benimaru: "...They're the ones who give medicine to my home..."
izzy:....
Joker: "Well, you should've thought about that first."
Burns: "Get out of here--I'll clean up."
seven:....
Joker: "What'll it be, Strongman? Not too late to back out."
Benimaru: "...The Great Disaster almost destroyed this world. If anyone is going to rip things apart, it’s me--to rebuild a better world for my child. Lead the way."
Joker: "..." *smiles* "Very well. Come along, Nana."
seven: i told you, my name is seven! and who said i was going with _you_?!
Joker: *stares at her, no longer smilng* "I said."
seven: i'll kill you first!
Joker: *shows off a playing card* "Come at me, then."
seven: *bites her finger, causing it to bleed...the blood then catches fire?!*
Benimaru: "..."
Burns: *watching*
Joker: "...Oh, I get it--hot-blooded. Ha."
seven: *lunges*
Joker: *swings his card at her, dodging the hot-blood as best he can* "You're quick."
seven: *spin kick*
Joker: *catches her kick, feeling the impact* "Grk!"
seven: *GLARES*
Joker: "Very well, then..." *lifts her up by her foot--*
seven: *flailing* LET ME GO! DX<
Joker: *holding her by her foot* "...Burns, I'm taking the child."
seven: MAKE HIM UNHAND ME!
Burns: "...I'm debating which is the worst option..."
seven: *GROWLING*
Joker: "Hey, come on, Burns! You know you can trust me." *smiles*
Burns: "..." *shrugs* "Go ahead. Maybe if I'm lucky she'll keep you in line. Or kill you. Has to be better than leaving her here in the Nether to go as crazy as you did."
seven: D8<
Joker: >w# "Yay!" *carries her by her foot, upside down* "Onto Haijima, Strongman!"
Benimaru: "...This lowers the bar on parenting..." *follows*
seven: *flailing and screeching*
izzy: yeah....haijima........
-elsewhere-
man: hmmm, any reports on the dolls?
Scientist 2: "Yeah--my samples suck."
blonde man: quite unfortunate.
scientist 3: go stuff it, godfrey.
godfrey: .....and how about you?
Scientist 2: "You got an S-class--I'm so jealous. Swap with me!"
godfrey: indeed. and how about _you_. that boy...
Scientist 4: "Rekka's boy? He's coming along just perfectly."
-morning-
scarlet: ......
Joker: *whistling as he climbs in through the window*
seven:.....
scarlet:....what. did you do.
Joker: "Say 'hi' to Mommy, Nana!"
scarlet: *grabs joker by the neck* WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?
Joker: Ow# "...It was either this, or she'd stay underground as a child soldier."
scarlet:......
seven: .........
Joker: ^w#; "Can I keep her?"
seven:.........*punches joker in the nuts*
scarlet:...huh. i think she might grow on me.
seven: let me go back.
Joker: QW# "..." *collapses* *higher pitch* "I-I promised not to send you back to that...I lived there, and look how I turned out..."
seven:.....
Joker: "Red, back me up on this--tell Nana how good we have it here!"
scarlet: -_-; well, it's better than nothing i guess.
Joker: "The standard by which I live my life!"
seven:.....
scarlet:...*sniffs* ugh, you both smell terrible.
Joker: "You can give Nana her bath."
seven: ?!?!
scarlet: come on-
seven: noooo!
scarlet: ...*picks her up*
seven: *screeching and flailing*
Joker: "I'll just nap here..." *stays collapsed on the floor*
ivy: ahhhh-CHOO!
Joker: "??? Sick?"
ivy: were you smoking those fucking drugs again??!
Joker: ^w# "Daddy had to calm someone down--I promise, I'll quit tomorrow~"
ivy: you know those trigger my allergi-*ACHOO*............wait, 'daddy'. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Joker: "I'm just getting into the parental mindset. Nana will need her own bed. Want to share a bunkbed with her?"
scarlet: *getting the water running* come on...
seven: *SCREAMING* NO! NOOO!!! DX<
ivy:....who the FUCK is nana!?
Joker: "That loud hot-blooded screaming child is Nana. Isn't she delightful?"
ivy:......................................
Joker: ^w^;
-elsewhere-
Benimaru: *hiding in the shadows on his way to his home*
kirei: *asleep*
Benimaru: "..." *carefully enters*
kirei: zzzz
Benimaru: "..." *just looks at her* "..."
-she seems peaceful-
Benimaru: "..." *lies next to her*
kirei: mnn....
Benimaru: *hugs her*
kirei: *yawn*
Benimaru: "..."
kirei: *opening her eyes* good morning...
Benimaru: *smiles* "Good morning..." *kiss*
kirei: ^////^
Benimaru: "How are you?"
kirei: doing well. you?
Benimaru: "...Some difficulty sleeping."
kirei: mm...
Benimaru: *yawns* "Let me make us some breakfast..."
kirei: *nods*
Benimaru: *gets up, goes to the kitchen, filling the kettle with water
*knock knock*
Benimaru: "???" *slides open the door--* "..."
Konro: *eyes wide open, staring* "..."
benimaru: ah, konro. what bri-
Konro: "WHERE. WERE. YOU?"
benimaru: ... i wasnt drinking or anything like that.
Konro: "..." *pushes the door open, revealing...priests from the Church*
benimaru:...oh...
Priest 1: *bandaged* "That's the guy who punched me!"
Priest 2: *face wrapped like a mummy* "He slammed me into the side of the Church!"
Priest 3: *looking a little scuffed up* "I lost the nail on my pinky toe!"
benimaru: .....
Konro: "...Well?! Say something! Say you didn't do it!"
benimaru: i didnt have anything to do with this.
Priest 2: "YOU HERETIC LIAR! Then where were you?!"
???: "We can tell you where he was."
benimaru: ??
*It's Tsukiyo and Fang-Hua*
fang-hua: ...
Benimaru: ._.;
Tsukiyo: "Yes, we can tell you where he was! Beni-Hottie was in my bed--"
-CHOP-
Tsukiyo: T3T
fang-hua: ^^; he was helping mr owada with making dinner.
Tsukiyo: "Yeah, sure, go ask him--he'll back it up..."
Konro: "He is an older gentleman, so perhaps check when he wakes up later this morning--"
Priest 3: *screams, pulling his hair* "How are we to believe this nonsense?! They could all be lying! He can't have been in two places at the same time--"
???: *ahem* "What did I tell you three about coming here?"
fang-hua: c-commander burns!
dia:...
Priest 2: "?! S-Sir! Why are you here?"
Burns: *holds up a file* "Finally looked over fingerprints left on your clothes. They don't match Commander Shinmon. It's as I told you when I found you all unconscious: when I caught up to the suspect, I discovered he was actual one of those imitators who came through Asakusa a while ago. Obviously they got enough of a view up-close to the Commander to perfectly imitate him."
benimaru: ....
dia: indeed.
Priest 1: "Oh, you have to be kidding--"
Burns: "You doubt me?" *intense stare*
Priests 1, 2, and 3: O_O; "..." *shake heads 'no'*
dia: that's what we thought.
Burns: "Dia, bring them home. I have to check with the Commander on coordinated training exercises."
dia: yes sir. come along you three.
Priests: T_T "Yes, captain..." *follow Dia*
Burns: "..." *stares at Konro, Benimaru, Tsukiyo, and Fang-Hua*
fang-hua: um....
benimaru:....thanks.
Tsukiyo: ._.;
Tsukiyo: ._.;
Burns: "..." *nods* "You're welcome. Be less sloppy next time."
fang-hua: ??
Konro: "...Do you have time for tea?"
Burns: "No, I have to return to the church." *nods to them* "Keep your commander in check." *turns*
fang-hua:.....
Benimaru: "..." *looks at the others* "...Well, that was completely unexpected and I have no idea what he was talking about--"
Konro: *staring wide-eyed* "Are you kidding me?"
Benimaru: "..." *looks at the others* "...Well, that was completely unexpected and I have no idea what he was talking about--"
Konro: *staring wide-eyed* "Are you kidding me?"
Tsukiyo: "We were worried sick!"
fang-hua: oh jeez, what would kirei think?
Benimaru: "...None of you have any idea..."
Konro: "...Young Master..."
Benimaru: "?"
*SLAM*
fang-hua: !!!!!!!!
*Konro's fist collides with Benimaru's face*
Tsukiyo: "?!"
Benimaru: *has not moved...absorbing the blow* "..."
Konro: *shaking* "...When are you going to grow up..."
Benimaru: "...If you heard what I found--"
Konro: "You kept us all in the dark! You told us nothing! You left with some maniac and his thugs! Is this how little you trust--"
Benimaru: "I WANTED NO ONE ELSE TO GET HURT!"
kirei: beni? what's going on?
Benimaru: "..." *enters the house* "...Get inside. All of you. You too, Kabuki."
kabuki: *pokes head out* nyoron .w.;
Tsukiyo: "Oh, hey, Kabuki!" *waves*
Konro: "..." *sighs, follows inside*
-elsewhere-
Yukio: *eating breakfast, thumbing through his tablet*
stocking: jeez, the blizzard's really getting bad....so weird....
Yukio: "Hmm..." *a file with Shura's photo is on the tablet*
manager: how was your sleep?
stocking: GAH! oh jeez...
Yukio: "..." *looks up* "It was fine. Thank you. And the food is excellent--thanks."
manager: you're welcome.
gilda: *nudging rin awake*
Rin: *groans* "No, Madoka--you need to add cinnamon to the muffins..." *turns over*
stocking: *sweatdrop*
Yukio: "...Rin."
Rin: *yawns, sits up* =_= "...Oh, hey. What's up, gang?"
stocking: morning.
Rin: *stretches* *sniffs* "Smells good..." *nom* "What're we doing today?"
Yukio: *to the manager* "Pardon. I wanted to ask again about that woman who came by?"
manager: ah, yes.
Yukio: "Could you tell me more where she was heading?"
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: "I'll be back at 1--just checking the house with the real estate agent."
sonia: ok.
Chuuya: *pats her head* "You're going to keep an eye on your sister?"
sonia: *she nods*
miyuri: *doodling butterflies, which come to life and flutter around* ^^
Chuuya: "...Keep her from drawing big or violent animals*
Mito: *paws at one*
sonia: noted.
Chuuya: *looks around* "Thanks for babysitting*
higuchi: any time.
Gin: *nudges Q* "Go play."
Q: ok! ^^
Chuuya: ^^; "How's your move going?"
higuchi: pretty busy.
Gin: "Having to buy some new furniture and sheets."
-elsewhere-
Kanin: *hands Amelia her lunchbag* "Here you go!"
amelia: thank you.
Kanin: ^^ "How's your mentor-mentee training going?"
amelia: ok, i think.
Kanin: "Is your weapon working out well?"
amelia: *nods*
Kanin: "That's good--they always seem kind of quiet--" *TRIPS*
amelia: ah!
*He tripped over...a sleeping Kazue*
Kanin: @_@ "Wh-When did they get there..."
-elsewhere-
Spirit: "..."
izumi:...um....hey sis...h-happy birthday....
Spirit: *sets down a wrapped box*
izumi:....i really wish i could have met you.
Spirit: *closes his eyes, kneeling...wipes his eyes*
*footsteps*
sachiko:.....
izumi: ??
Damon: *hiding behind Soul's legs*
becky: ....
Spirit: "...Hello, Soul."
Soul: "..." *nods*
izumi:....*small wave*
Soul: *small wave back...he's holding flowers*
becky:....hi mom.
Damon: "..." *sniffles*
Soul: *gulps, sets down the flowers, hugs Damon*
izumi:......
Spirit: "..." *leans down, pats Soul's back*
-elsewhere-
Saria: "Morning, Dad."
saria's dad: morning, bugbear. *forehead kiss* dad's makin waffles~
saria's father: ^^
Saria: "Yay! Smells great!"
-elsewhere-
fuyumi: *doing laundry*
???: "Need any help?"
fuyumi: sure sho-...!!! natsuo!
Natsuo: *waves* "What's up?"
fuyumi: *hugs* it's so good to see you! how's uni?
Natsuo: "Alright..." ^^; "...I kinda brought laundry to do, too."
fuyumi: ^^ glad to hear. im sure shouto will be surprised when he gets home today.
Natsuo: "Oh, he's around? Where is he?"
fuyumi: he's at school right now. but he'll be home this afternoon.
Natsuo: "Ah..." *rubs his arm* "...How's he doing?"
fuyumi: ...he's doing better, i think.
Natsuo: "..." *nods* "...Um, I'll bring my laundry in when you're done. Want me to make something? Tea?"
fuyumi: sure thing.
-elsewhere-
Bakugo: -_- "Too hot out..."
Todoroki: "Feels cool enough."
Bakugo: >_<#
tsuyu: *casually swimming in the canal*
jirou: *stiffling* the sun is mocking us.
Tokoyami: =~= "There is no joy here."
Dark Shadow: *whimpering*
momo: maybe try to wear something other than black?
jirou: no, we live by aesthetic, even if we have to suffer for it.
Tokoyami: *fist bump*
kaminari: *sniff* so brave.
mina: TT_TT you two are martyrs of our time.
jirou: thanks babe.
Eijiro: "See, this is why I go shirtless for my super-suit...except in winter, because that would be impractical and lead to frostbite."
momo:...*writing down notes*
Iida: "Hmm...Perhaps sports drinks...Hm? Momo?"
momo: !!! i was just, um...writing poetry! OwO;;;
Iida: "...Oh!" *taps his fist into his open palm* "Creative writing can help change one's focus from the heat around them! Excellent idea! Let's try haikus--"
Bakugo: "Oh, that's just stupid! Why not write short stories, too?! So fucking dumb..."
Eijiro: "..." *counting*
Todoroki: "You're one syllable short on the third line--"
Bakugo: *GLARE*
momo: yeah...ahaha... .///.; (STUPID ME! HOW DID I NOT ACCOUNT FOR COLD WEATHER?! but how do i keep warm and still have access to my quirk? GRAAAH HOW FRUSTRATIIIING! >~< !! midnight! maybe she has a winter uniform! i could ask her!)
Iida: "We're not going to handle this heat well at this rate in our training...Perhaps we need to seek an alternate location to assist us."
ochako: how about the water park?
Eijiro: "Kinda pricy--and probably packed with people."
Todoroki: "We could pick a non-busy day."
mezou: we could check out the aquarium.
Iida: "It's air-conditioned, and seeing aquatic life may be cooling..."
ochako: yeah! maybe we'll see gang orca!
jirou: but the ushimitsudoki aquarium is in a different town...
Todoroki: "...Well, that's disappointing."
ochako: we could still go to death city's aquarium.
tsuyu: *nods*
Iida: "Then let's schedule it! Bakugo, when are you avail--"
Bakugo: "Go to Hell."
Iida: "...Momo, when are you available?"
momo: r-ru-ri-right now? OwO;;
Eijiro: "I'm up for it!"
Todoroki: "Sounds good."
ochako: heck yeah! i'll dial up the others to see if they're game.
Tokoyami: =_= "Yay..."
mineta: *duct taped to a pole* hey, you guys are gonna come back for me right?....RIGHT?! GUYS?!
Iida: "..." *walking away faster*
mineta: D8> GUYS COME OOON!
-elsewhere-
Twice: *sitting in a smoking jacket, sipping tea...that falls down his face because he won't lift his mask*
fang: *nomming on blocks*
himiko: *giggle* ^^
Dabi: *scanning the painting with UV light* "Hmm..." *draws a path on a separate sheet of paper*
Twice: "That kiddo sure seems pleased. IT'S MAKING ME JEALOUS HOW HAPPY THAT BABY IS."
fang: dada. ^o^
Dabi: "..." *keeps staring at his paper*
kurome: whatcha doin?
Dabi: "Finding what's hidden in this painting for the next search...The painter was someone with a talented Quirk for cryptography."
kurome: creep-to-graffy? what does that mean?
Twice: " 'Cryptography.' Noun. From the Greek for 'hidden writing.' ...I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!"
Dabi: -_-# "It means hiding messages..."
kurome: oooooh. why's it hidden?
Dabi: "That's what the boss wants to find out...Kirby had access to a lot of hidden info, plus served as a secret keeper for the weaknesses of multiple Heroes."
kurome: ooooooh.
Mustard: "And yet it's taking you so long to find the answer. What's wrong--not smart enough?"
Dabi: -_-#
banshee: hmm...perhaps it's a riddle?
Dabi: "We'll know as soon as the de-coding finishes..." *types something into the computer* "Any of you good at riddles?"
banshee: i suppose. just thinking outside the box i guess.
*The computer 'BINGS'*
Twice: "*GASP* The machine that goes 'bing'!" *looks at the screen* "...I don't get it."
banshee: *sweatdrop*
*The computer now shows nine dots, arranged 3 by 3*
Message: "Connect all dots with no more than 4 straight lines to reveal the next message."
Mustard: "..."
Twice: "..."
Dabi: "..." *rips up his sheet of paper*
*The painting under UV light shows 9 larger dots glowing on it...*
Twice: *growls* "I don't know who this Kirby fool is, but I want to break every bone in their body!"
Dabi: "They're already dead."
Twice: "THEN I'LL FOLD THEIR CORPSE IN HALF TO MAKE IT EASIER TO BREAK EVERY BONE IN THEIR BODY."
Mustard: "THEY'RE DEAD."
Twice: "I'LL SNAP YOU IN HALF, STRING-BEAN!" *strangles Mustard*
banshee: hmm. *connecting the lines to form an arrow, with two points ending outside of the dots*
Twice: "Hey, wait! That painting is priceless! WE WON'T BE ABLE TO RETURN IT WITHOUT A RECEIPT!"
Mustard: X_X
*It looks like something is showing up when the painting is folded...*
himiko: oooooh!
Twice: "Numbers?"
Mustard: X_X "Coordinates..."
himiko: sweet!......to where?
Dabi: *types* "Looks to be...New York."
himiko: ooooh!
Twice: "Great! Let's take in some off-Broadway! WILLIAMSBURG HAS GOTTEN TOO BOUGIE!"
tomura: and new york is home to one of the biggest hero schools on the east coast; Silverwings Academy.
Dabi: "Hmm...Something you have in mind?"
tomura: this is where the coordinates lead.
Dabi: "Ah..." *checks the map* "On Yancy Street."
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: "It's lovely..."
carly: ^^ the main floor has the den, the kitchen, dining room, sunroom, back room and the first bathroom. upstairs is the two bedrooms, two spare rooms, and the second bathroom. there's also an attic and a basement.
Chuuya: "Could I see the backyard?"
carly: it's right this way.
Chuuya: *follows, looking at the walls* "Lots of room..."
-elsewhere-
Wes: *cooking*
liz: smells delicious.
Wes: "Thanks...I hope the kids like it." *sighs*
-elsewhere-
shura: jeez, what's with all the damn snow up here anyway...
*it sounds like something is shifting through the snow alongside her*
shura: *glances*...tch- some homecoming _this_ is, hachirou.
*a snake pokes out through the snow*
Snake: *hisses* "You've taken too long to return..."
shura: yeah yeah, i know. and what's with all the snow in the middle of may?
Snake: "I'm afraid my associate..."
shura: ??
*wind blows in Shura's face, more snow landing on her*
shura: ?!?!
*a figure emerges from the snow-covered trees*
shura: *draws sword*
*it's a woman, cloaked in white...another snake slithers onto her shoulder*
shura: so a yuki onna, huh? i thought they'd all be in hibernation by now...
Yuki Onna: *grumbles* "Can't sleep..."
shura: well this sure is strange.
Snake: "I was so impatient waiting for you that some company was appreciated..."
shura: =3= well _that's_ rude.
Yuki Onna: *grumbles* "Damn them...Lucifer..."
shura: ??!!
Snake: "The Illuminati have been encroaching on my land...If you were here, this would not be happening...Those interlopers are upsetting everything."
shura: -_-# oh sure, put all the blame on me.
Snake: "You were off gallivanting with the humans...and their weaponry. What have you learned?"
shura:....bazookas are heavier than they look. 737 also the recoil on those things is crazy.
Snake: "Hmmm...Helpful information. How many weapons are you now proficient with?"
-elsewhere-
Rin: *sneezes* =_=
stocking: find out anything helpful?
Yukio: "This is where Father located Shura before..." *tapping a temple on the map*
stocking: that's great!
Rin: *sniff* "So, we're heading there?" *grabbing a blanket*
stocking: yep. better get bundled up.
Rin: *grabs a sweater and a jacket and a scarf--*
Yukio: *checks his bullets*
-elsewhere-
Joker: "How you like the dress, Nana?"
nana: -_-####
Viktor: ._.; "...Is there anything else I need to pick up for you all?"
-elsewhere-
Benimaru: "..." *kneels down* "I ask for your forgiveness."
Tsukiyo: ._.;
Konro: "..."
fang-hua: ....this is....a lot to take in....
kirei: benimaru.....
Benimaru: "I did what I thought was best, to remove the rest of you from this, in case of culpability..."
kirei:.....*hugs*
Benimaru: "..." *holds onto her*
kirei: if you ever go on one of these excursions again, please at least tell me first.
Benimaru: "I will."
Tsukiyo: Q_Q
-elsewhere-
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