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nowlander · 1 year
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The Addams, according to Charles Samuel Addams (creator).
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miercolaes · 5 months
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guys this is not a drill. i will enroll in what seems hogwarts / nevermore, but the beta version. as soon as it's done it'll be over for our enemies. i will curse them all.
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Complaints down below <3
(Just skip it, I needed to get this off my chest)
damn while I like the Wednesday series I can't help but feel the wasted potential with this amazing cast bringing to life some decades old beloved characters. Luis Guzmán and Fred Armisen didn't even have any screen-time together and wow I would have loved to seen their brotherly *throws knife at you* love. Puglsey while I understand is the youngest, has never been a central character (save for the animated one from 2019) and like I see so many iterations of him being emotional and conflicted and unHINGED. Happy for Wednesday because she's a fan-favorite but the rest if the family doesn't get the same kind of treatment ://
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ronnymerchant · 11 months
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Blossum Rock aka Granmama Addams
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fluffypotatey · 1 year
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If Arthur is Ye Olde Gomez Addams.....
Gwen - Morticia
Elyan - Uncle Fester
Morgana - Aunt Ophelia
Gaius - Granmama
Gwaine - Cousin Itt
Merlin - Lurch
Excalibur - Thing
Kilgharrah - Kitty
Mordred - Pugsley
Aithusa - Wednesday
Featuring Leon, Percival, and Lancelot as the totally normal neighbours who are splitting rent on the place next door and are starting to understand why it was available so long, but damned if they're gonna leave now, they finally have good water pressure. Besides, a little goth never hurt anyone.
The Pendragon family!
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beautiful, perfect, your brain it's amazing
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bad4amficideas · 1 year
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In/succubus!reader details
I've been having dreams about succubus/incubus! reader. Like, background info. I couldn't write a book, but if you want silly details for a video game and its world, I'm your dwarf woman. (I won't say that history writes itself, but I don't know where this came from)
Anyway, you know from that post that I made a long time ago that the reader could feed on platonic or romantic affection but someone killed the platonic found family they form so Reader went to America in search of a vendetta and to find out who and why killed them when they was literally doing nothing wrong?
Reader can feed on strong emotions from the environment, such as concerts, meetings and the like, without harming anyone because it has no particular objective.
Reader had, an adoptive russian mother, the biological son of the adoptive mother, a best friend/surrogated sister from an abusive home. Two pseudo uncles and a granma that they found on the streets.
If they is well fed, they can influence the emotions of others.
They used this to create a "quirky" modeling company (meaning everything, ALL body types), influencing people's acceptance so they would see beyond the physical. The company quotes the Addams family "Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly." Guess the company name.
Of course, Reader could only do this with a body that fit the description or more like would not fit the traditional beauty standard (her grandmama is the agency's most beloved model, she dresses from leather to hippie and looks fucking good in both).
This company is trending in Europe and Reader used the excuse of branches to go to America.
The first (and traumatic) time they had sex they didn't kill their bed partner because they was well fed with their family storge and philias love and ate more out of gluttony than anything else (The partner ended up in a coma for a few days, like Rogue from XMEN and Reader when hype and super for the same period of time). Of course, eating emotions is quite an experience depending on what you eat
As Reader hit puberty, they and her sister had a strained relationship until Reader learned to control their hormones.
The more powerful Reader is, the more people, or more powerful people, they needs in the Family. In the long run, the Family benefits from the relationship with the in/succubus, with longer life, immunity to disease, and youth (although this takes time to discover).
Reader tries that if they has to attract someone into the "fold", it's people for whom the family can offer a good life. They doesn't take anyone out of their life against their will. Reader even tries to force themselves to like people, though that doesn't work out.
They found their uncles and granmama volunteering at a soup kitchen, "adopted" the ones they liked.
It is likely that the murder of The Family has to do with either the comatose mate or Reader's original family.
Their first runway in America was hero-thematic. It was fucking long for obvious reasons and people loved it. No, Reader did not choose a hero, although her initial idea was for them and their family to be like firefighters, doctors, garbage men, policemen and so on. The Family died and that was taken off the runway.
The first time Reader encountered superheroes, she was more interested in seeing if their outfits had been well-inspired and in the materials of the supersuits.
"Reader, one step away from being Edna Mode"
Now, this is weird, but my dream branched off here and on one side, instead of being superheroes, they were all magical creatures too. The fact is that by p or r, Reader ended up involved in the super / preternatural community
Either way, they first meets Clark because he got "punished" covering non serious, celebrity gossip. He didn't smell anything. But he smelled something. I don't know if you understand me.
Then they actually met The Flash and anyone I can't remember now who is involved in the police and forensic world (oh yes, Dick *facepalm*). They was asking for second opinions on the murder of their family.
To all this, between opening a new branch, chasing the murderer of THEIR family, moving, traveling from corner to corner of the USA. Reader did not realize (or refused to accept) that they had to start substituting their family or feeding themselves at least a bit each week.
If they didn't want to mug someone and kill them with one hit. Or go into an orgy and not kill anyone by distributive property of energy.
Here I cry because I would write a smut with the Batboys. Or Flash, Green Lantern and Green Arrow, or all the Lanterns or the Outlaws or the Trinity or idk, you understand me.
IF I KNEW WRITE.
ADOPT THIS STORY. MAKE YOUR -my- DREAMS COME TRUE.
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Hey wouldn't it be funny if the Coffainres were cousins of the Addams also could Granmama have wrestled Fang? Granmama loves wrestling crocodiles It would be funny for a witch to wrestle a magic crocodile
Oh valid. I think it'd be less actual relation and more adopted in because on one hand the Addams would be all over a name like Couffaine but also they're proud to be the Addams Family so they wouldn't change the name no matter what.
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juls-art · 10 years
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Inktober 16
The best fam
gonna give to my mom later u v u
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miercolaes · 5 months
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does wednesday have any (not so traditional) holiday traditions?
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she does, actually! for more context and visuals, you can take a look at these illustrations made by charles addams aka the og addams. but to summarize.
𝟷. CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ the addamses do embrace / assimilate outside traditions. decorating their house for christmas is just one of them assimilations. it's one of the few times lurch doesn't have to dust the entire house, on the contrary, he cleans it up. ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ inside their home, they do make the christmas tree. each year they go looking for firs or pines in the woods which they take home. there, the kids and granmama usually help strip the tree down from its needles and cones if they exist within the tree. those are kept separetely, usually burnt around the house so it smells like christmas. the tree itself is decorated with halloween toys put on strings or ornaments the kids did over the years. no star on top of the tree. after the addamses welcomed pubert into the world, they started putting lights on the branches, for fire hazard purposes, though it is yet to catch fire. ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ wednesday herself buys santa decorations for around the house, including stuff she puts on the windows of her room. of course santa gets x's on the eyes and red ink on his mouth and throat. she doesn't like him at all. all toy versions of santa get decapitated using her old guillotine.
𝟸. TRADITIONS
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ the addamses prepare for carolers showing up to their house. instead of staying by the door, they go on top of the house and hold on to a concoction granmama made that's still boiling hot. each year she adds something new to keep everyone on their toes, carolers and family members alike. sometimes it may be just boiling water with non toxic scents, while other times it is pure poison which burns the skin from the bone. lurch sometimes join, though he usually stays by the door and sometimes opens it up, before the carolers are, well, maimed.
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ back when wednesday and pugsley still believed in santa as a real entity that watches over them all year 'round, they used to take care of the fireplace. this time of the year, it wasn't lurch that cut down the logs, but the kids. wednesday has six toes, so if she loses one there's no problem. but yes, they did cut the logs, throw them in the fireplace and used the bellows for hours on end. just in case he slips down the chimney.
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ reading a christmas carol by charles dickens. only that it isn't the original author charles dickens but a rewritten version by a charles addams. in this story, marley is the hero that takes scrooge to his grave, after many attempts in which he tried to avoid it. it really gets wednesday in the christmas-y feeling.
𝟹. HOW SHE VIEWS IT ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ wednesday ain't a big fan of christmas. ever since she heard santa's cruel treatement on both reindeers and the elves, she detested him. even when she grew out of the santa phase, she still detested him. how did a collective think an old man abusing other creatures would appeal to kids? that's just horrible. moreover, this whole celebration exists on the sole purpose of skyrocketing the commercial market. long story short, christmas capitalizes on the capital and wednesday isn't a big fan of how the capital works. ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ she does visit christmas markets from time to time, usually when someone else asks for it. she will be either silent or she'll judge the entire christmas. wednesday favors krampus and she's pretty much a grinch whom never grew a heart. she does like the grinch movies and cartoons to some extent, so there's that. could she possibly accept christmas at some point? maybe when she has her own children, she'd do it only to terrify them. maybe she will wear red dresses and santa's hat. and she'll play pretend being jolly. but you must understand, it must take great deal of effort and love and appreciation for anothe being so she puts on the act. it'd be one of the very few moments when she puts someone else first. and she's a very self-preservation kind of cryptid.
𝟺. CHRISTMAS MOVIES SHE DIGS
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ home alone. home alone all the way. a kid being left alone and messing with burglars? that's the dream. she does enjoy home alone movies and the grinch ones. anything else romantic is just repulsive and she stands there watching as if it were a horror movie and she was a kid who wasn't supposed to watch it. she'll stay and endure the torture. do what you will with this information.
𝟻. ICE SKATING ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ she can't skate for the life of her. put her on ice and she falls backwards almost immediately. every single time she falls, she hopes the ice breaks and she'll go underneath, but it never happens. think of wednesday on the ice ring as a newborn deer that learns how to walk. she's very much bambi, yes. you can make fun of her, she won't catch you on ice. but you should keep your eyes opened at all times once you get off of the ice ring. ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ this regards ice to some extent, but snowballs fight. she will engage in a snowball war with you out of fun. but beware, she does take it very seriously. want to play with snow with her? throwing snow balls or pushing her in the snow is the way. bonus points if she gets buried in the snow because she's tiny af.
𝟼. GIFT GIVING
️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ ️️️️️️️️️️️️️ contrary to everything i wrote above, she does give gifts. it may be a beheaded santa or a christmas ornament she crafted herself. it may be a cd she burned just for you. she will gift reindeer antlers. no santa related stuff though. if she sends you explosives, you'll end up covered in glitter, so you can light up the room with your presence. and who am i kidding, sometimes it may be a taxidermied animal she made and froze herself. in case you'd like it or something.
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How powerful of a witch will you make Granmama? Will Morticia also be a witch like she claims in the Addams Family films? Has Granmama wrestled Fang?
You know I think it'd be fucking hilarious if the Addams Family are actually Human but they're just. Ya know. Like That.
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