If Harry had gotten a less conventional, but more loving adoptive family...
Thank you so much for your kind letter of the 17th. It is always a pleasure to hear from you. I do appreciate your waiving the rules about familiars to allow Wednesday to bring little Homer - she dotes on that spider, and I don’t think she could consider Hogwarts home without his company.
We were delighted but completely unsurprised by the children’s Sorting. Of course Wednesday is a Ravenclaw - she has always had a brilliant mind, and it is rather traditional for the women in our family. Slytherin might have been a possibility, with her cleverness and ambition, but sadly (and quietly, between friends) I must admit the wrong sort have rather taken over that House at the moment. Death Eaters are so vulgar. Gomez, naturally, is over the moon about our little Harry being a fellow Gryffindor - the world does need more dashing, brave, and reckless men. They make life so interesting for the rest of us, don’t you agree? And I am certain he will be safe under your care, after his rather difficult start in life, poor child. That aunt and uncle of his are just too terribly common to protect him adequately - I am grateful Albus saw sense and left him with us rather than her.
I appreciate your bringing to my attention the small difficulty between Harry and Draco - I shall have a word with Narcissa. (Lucius is still being terribly silly about that little peacock incident, and refuses to speak to Gomez at all. Men can be so ridiculously proud. And they really did look so much better in black.) Really, though, Harry was only defending his friend. I probably should warn you that Wednesday writes that she is teaching young Longbottom a few of her more subtle defenses - I sincerely doubt Draco will trouble him in future if he uses those. I assure you, none of them cause permanent damage, only temporary discomfort, and she is well aware that they are only for self-defense, not mere childish aggression. Addamses do not start fights, but we do finish them, and Wednesday has always looked out for her brothers.
At least that little incident allowed you to see Harry’s flying skills in time to recruit him for the Quidditch team. I think he shall be an excellent Seeker - he was always the best at bat-spotting on summer evenings, and then there was the time he “borrowed” Gomez’s broom to rescue Pugsley’s pet octopus Aristotle, who had developed an unaccountable taste for tree-climbing, but had neglected to learn how to climb down. It was a successful rescue, even though he was mildly hampered on his descent by Aristotle clinging to his face in terror, the poor darling.
Please send my apologies to Severus for that unfortunate incident in Potions class. I should have warned him that Wednesday was experimenting with, shall we say, some variant recipes. I am quite certain, however, that Miss Parkinson’s hair will grow back normally, and that the snakes are only a temporary embellishment.
My best regards, and do drop by for tea if you ever happen to be in the neighborhood. Thing has perfected your favorite shortbread recipe - I do believe he has a little crush on you. Or perhaps it is merely that you are the only visitor we have had, outside of family, who is sensible enough to shake hands with him without flinching.
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MORE TRANS TAKES:
-gomez and morticia from the Addams Family (1991) are t4t and this is extremely important to me.
-1st of all, the drama. the aesthetic. the class. wow. trans rights.
-2nd of all. it makes better narrative sense - what better send-up of the classic nuclear family than to have a version of it that would make conservative cishets cry?? They’re a Normal Family :) and theyre also Both trans. terrifying. love it.
-3rd of all: morticia v tall and beautiful. elegant. the class. the queer vibes. wow.
-4th of all: gomez short. fashionable. handsome. dramatic. mind-bogglingly queer vibes.
-5th of all: of course it wouldnt be mentioned in the film?? why would it be remarkable for the addams family 2 have trans people in it?? no one in that family would question it.
-i said so thats why
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“..but some families are more different than others.”
Oscar Isaac as Gomez
Charlize Theron as Morticia
Chloë Grace Moretz as Wednesday
Finn Wolfhard as Pugsley
Nick Kroll as Uncle Fester
Bette Midler as Grandmama
edited to add a Charles Addams cartoon to show how closely they’ve gone right back to the original character forms for this.
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