#great now I’m just thinking of a newsies AU where they’re all in glee club with denton in charge and it’s just chaos

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Denton: What do you say when you answer the phone?

Davey: Jacobs’ residence.

Race: What up?

Crutchie: Who this be?

Jack: No, he’s in prison, this is his son.

#poor jack #we deserved his backstory in the stage show #WE DESERVED COWBOY IN THE STAGE SHOW #WE DESERVED BETTER #anyway #great now I’m just thinking of a newsies AU where they’re all in glee club with denton in charge and it’s just chaos #but let’s be real #he’d do a better job than Mr. Schue #anyone could #also Kurt is the best #newsies #newsies 1992 #seize the day #newsies stage show #incorrect newsies quotes #incorrect quotes #jack kelly #racetrack higgins #davey jacobs #denton #kurt hummel #glee #incorrect glee quotes #that’s a wild tag to exist seeing as that show has really said some of the wildest shit known to humans #anything could be called a glee quote and I’d believe it #Rachel berry is the WORST #I will never shut up about my problems with the plot in the stage show #A DISSERVICE