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lmao guess whos activated āØblathering oaf modeāØ again (clue: its me)
(cut because length and spoilers, read at your own peril)
so this post got me spiralling into detective mode again and yes i know douglas suggesting it might have been war/pollution but i have certified trust issuesā¢ and i dont believe that for one darn second
BUT
i also don't think it's a kiss. lemme explain horrifically
so i took another look at the two frames we have of The Leaked Smoochā¢ and the background has a lot to be desired (if you take into account that the boys are taking up most of the frame (duh), plus already fairly average quality video PLUS compression from when i captured it)
but i think we can safely rule out that The Leaked Smoochā¢ doesn't happen in the theatre here, mainly because even though the quality is bad, the glasses in the Smoochā¢ are crowley's modern ones, not the ones we saw him wear in the 1941 flashback in s1, plus his hair is differently styled... so yes can pretty confidently say this is not the kiss we are looking for
so i wanted to pinpoint what era the theatre bit is actually set in, and therefore i set about identifying the theatre in question. turns out kids that im not a good researcher (despite it literally being my job) so it took FUCKING AGES but i eventually found set photos of the boys entering a theatre, specifically the hippodrome in bo'ness:
now this was a turn-up for the books, because that's crowley's 1941 costume right??? id recognise that iconic fit anywhere. az's costume is trickier to pinpoint bc he wears the same damn thing but pretty sure this is a match to the church scene:
so we know from s1 that we have the church scene yada yada, and crowley offers aziraphale a lift home... which we know he accepts given that the s2 trailer gives us the āØDinner of '41āØ scene:
the other bit however to this puzzle is that there ALSO a set pic of aziraphale at the hippodrome in his magician's outfit. given the frame from the trailer where he looks like he's about to brick it going on stage, surrounded by lovely burlesque girlies and dame siĆ¢n phillips in period dress, AND there were extras on the set dressed in ww2-type army uniforms, so i think it can be fairly surmised that this bit also occurs in the 40s
so my thought process is that we're getting two separate scenes (kinda) from the 40s, we have the church bit from s1 plus the Dinner of '41 scene as its own entity, but then, like
aziraphale is doing his magic act as a side hustle to this burlesque show? and crowley turns up to watch him, hiding out up in the box?
if we follow this completely made up narrative ive just come up with, aziraphale, im assuming, finishes up and gets changed into his normal clothes, and then goes up to this box to meet crowley?
to this end, i captured and slowed down the bit in the opening sequence where aziraphale and crowley (sorry douglas, not buying it) are in the box... and-
now to my eye, the motion of them in the clip looks like they are dancing? i don't have the source to hand but we've had it confirmed that a choreographer was brought into s2, not impossible az would go up to meet crowley after his magic act, whilst there's still something going on on the stage, and the two end up dancing or something? and az bless his heart gets spooked from that?
im reasonably convinced that this might be the origin of the 'you go too fast for me' line - something happens and ultimately aziraphale gets spooked given that he's only just realised he has Feelings for crowley, and so my boy fucking legs it (a lil post i made a while ago about this exact scenario if you'd care to peruse)
other thing to note:
there is a figure that is lurking behind aziraphale and crowley in the box, which looks like it moves specifically in sync with crowley, so it could be a shadow, or someone/thing is in the box that they aren't aware of š so maybe this thing (?) witnesses it all? whatever went down in the box?
so in my addled feral mind, ive come up with a speculation that even as im breathing life into it sounds unhinged and so implausible it's hilarious -
i put to you, members of the jury, that something was meant to happen in that box, and it didn't... that something being that crowley makes a move of some kind - kiss, dance, hug, declaration, WHATEVER - and aziraphale was meant to accept it/reciprocate/idk, but didn't.
and that fucks with the plan, and for lack of better terminology creates a nexus event (lmao thanks loki) which in turns starts screwing with other events, somewhat like i theorised in this post here tehe
are aziraphale and crowley, essentially, the earth's endgame? idk about u but ive read enough angst fics to know that it's not inconceivable that crowley and aziraphale's mere existence may have been part of god's plan to represent free will on earth, defend humankind, and give balance and meaning to it
so what would happen if aziraphale essentially rejected that? did the most human thing possible and resisted the plan? idk i feel at this point i am just writing a fic and this will all be ludicrously incorrect bUT half the fun is torturing yourself over your own theories right š
I'm still not over everything that happened yesterday. I've been trying to study for yet another exam that I have tomorrow and all that my head is full of is mr. Jeon Jungkook. My thoughts just keep drifting away and I can't focus lmao.
Also I have the talent of always falling asleep right before you answer my asks, so don't think that I've been withholding information about my "crush" from you on purpose. I'm very hesitant to even call it a crush because I barely know him, but I guess we'll go with that. Here's the barely there gossip about that lmao.
So this guy is someone from my course who I noticed in the first week of classes, because he's like one of the prettiest men I've seen irl. He has long hair and he wears nice soft sweaters and rings and he's just very pretty. (kind of looks like Ethan from the band Maneskin but with softer features ššš)
And I got to talk to him for the first time when I spent those 8 hours waiting to take the exam because a mutual friend was there too. The three of us also went out to celebrate after too. He's pretty cool and he laughed at my jokes, so it was a fun time. But I don't even know if he's single or if he likes women and now I might have a crush on him š. I haven't had a crush on anyone for years lmaooo.
Anywayyy, I saw that you're going to be doing a master's degree and that's so cool, Rid! I hope it all goes very smoothly and with the least amount of stress possible.
Love you always ššš
yeahhh, no, tbh i've been avoiding all those little clips from yday, bc my heart truly cannot take it anymore. like, why does one (1) man have the power to make me tear up just by being his sweet, humble, comforting self? SEE THIS IS WHY I PUT THIS DAMN WORD IN CMI ALL THE TIMEFJKSAFJKJHDKS
k, moving on.
ivi, oh my god, i know i tend to answer really late sometimes, so i will never think you're withholding information, it's okay !! š„ŗ but that crush... oohhhh, girl, he laughed about your jokes, that's a vvv good sign for now š i hope you find out more about him, though, he seems really nice, so fingers crossed for you. you deserve (even more) happiness š¤ keep me updated if you want š
and thank youuu! i do hope it's as cool as it sounds, but first and foremost, i'm excited to meet new people! hoping for the absolute best. and alsoooo !! i hope you're taking breaks between studying.. glad c&f could help some (just read your review and wtf i adore you to bits š)
So much was happening in early May, with lots of Phil videos and Dan doing tons of YWGTTN promo.
0:00 - long-quiff Phil! and Phil lurking places without posting is slightly terrifying
0:09 - those were surprisingly normal air quotes from Phil
0:22 - did he need to sayĀ ādominanceā like thatĀ š and made it the biggest text
0:33 -Ā āIām not getting the whips and chains out...or am Iā ...thanks...for clarifying? š³
0:41 - king of comedy there with the Hungry Hungry Hippos, Bee Movie, and Backstreet Boys CD š
0:54 - the annotation editing in this one is great.Ā
1:02 - he did the Instagram poll in April. heās so pleased that people said he was nice
1:20 - his camera angle for this video is a big different than usual
1:26 - he really got a lot of spons from them for a while...VPN running joke!
1:59 - yes, Parks and Rec!
2:33 - Phil is hilarious...I love every editing joke
2:43 - he really knows nothing about musical instruments š
3:04 - thatās definitely the social anxiety more than unfriendliness...there were some people at points that said DNP were not friendly at conventions
3:14 -Ā āI just wanna be likedā aww Phil
3:23 - he foresees the judgement coming for this one
3:30 - you can see him deciding whether heās actually going to say this or not
3:44 - well that is very specific
3:58 - heās not choosing to get into the dangerous situations...it just happens
4:01 - all the casual Dan mentions at this point
4:16 - yikes. Dan commented that he was lucky to be alive after that incident with the mirror
4:35 -Ā āI never have it. I donāt have it.ā š
4:47 - casual editing-Phil! yep, he tweeted when that happened...ouch. and how
5:04 - apparently what makes PhilĀ āout of controlā is putting two sugars in his coffee
5:24 - I bet heās so happy to have a hopefully much more quiet filming space in the new house
5:29 -Ā āpeople want to do me...I hope soā I love Phil
5:41 - is this why Dan said he was PhilāsĀ āmumagerā in one of the Stereo shows
6:07 - part of that sounds like me, and it is definitely partially a patience problem
6:16 -Ā ādouble fistā Phil...
6:28 - awww, nice Phil
6:45 - I can totally see Phil doing this š
7:02 - taking the cop-out answer on that one
7:12 - I really donāt think DNP have ever been like that, at least from what weāve seen
7:23 - this might be one of the best videos for funny annotations
7:30 - no hesitation on that one! me too Phil, me too
7:55 - he really does have a long-standing hatred of printersĀ and shared a clip of him destroying the printer there back in 2019
8:11 - I see he only gave that a single thumbs down instead of a double though
8:20 - why is kicking a goose the first thing he thought of for that for some reason
8:45 - this one actually surprised me a bit
8:58 - I really wonder who heās had muted for years and what they did to annoy him
9:07 - a lot of these would be dodgy to admit to on camera, haha
9:18 - I fully believe that
9:30 - another one that Phil and I are quite similar on
9:46 -Ā āa wet...a floppy lower lipā um...no
10:21 - not sure telling someone their hair looks āmessyā is better thanĀ āweirdāĀ
10:44 - he was surprised by that!
10:49 - yeah not sure he purposely takes risks...he just ends up in them
11:34 - Phil just saying lots of things in this video with too many eyebrow raises
11:57 - yeah itās easy to tell what questions led to whatĀ
12:09 -Ā ājust bow down to me a little bitā laughing so much
12:15 - being quite open about whatās important to him
12:45 - aww, Phil. he really did seem to be on a mission to be more open with his content in early 2021 though
12:53 - his math...it is wrong. he didnāt catch that and Iām guessing Dan didnāt either, if he did a watch/review before Phil uploadedĀ
13:14 - he had just released that new merch hoodie. he must have filmed this before that though, since he didnāt talk about it and just added it in editing
This is a video that I wasnāt that excited about when I saw the title/concept the first time, but I ended up enjoying it way more than I thought I would. And still true! Itās more personal/honest Phil again, and I love that. Although he did skip showing some of the questions. Also, still laughing at Philās Insta story promo for this one.
YES! Bring Mitsuya too! He would totally be down for it coz.... (maybe I shouldn't say š¤« it's kind of a spoiler?) Maybe I could get him to make me a dress while he's here š„ŗ
Girl, if Baji tries to beat you up I'll beat him up š¤ I've got fighting experience coz of my brother so I can hold my ground! Now bring him along coz I lowkey wanna braid his hair š
Face masks have never been my favourite thing to do... but just once.. for you!
I feel like Draken would be good with nails too š
I can just imagine the confusion on your dad's face š¤£ anyway the first ep really hits you hard! The reason why me and my friend decided to watch AOT is kinda funny š but anyway she watched ep 1 first and told me that it was super sad and gruesome and I was like that sound fun and we both enjoyed it š You should continue but don't push yourself!
Ooh the 104th cadets are just Eren,Mikasa, Armin, Jean, Sasha and the rest of the gang and the veterans are Levi, Erwin, Hanji, Mike and the rest! You'll meet them soon
He started watching anime recently tho... I have no idea why (this is my thing!)
He mostly calls me out when I simp over chataracters...
He watched Haikyuu a few days ago and made it extra clear that he DOES NOT like Oikawa š
I feel better now! Actually I didn't feel anything after the vaccine at all š just my legs hurting from running around and standing in line all day
But I'm ok now!
Oh sure thing but wdym spoilers ā AmAnDa YeR rEaDiNg ThE MaNgAs ArEnāT yEr ? š§ Awwww yes yes he will. If he doesnāt Iāll make him do it (ācause iām cool yea yea yea pls just ignore me ā ššš š) Thank you ! š„ŗš Thatās very kind of yer but no, I donāt want yer to get hurt. I can take on him myself ig š¤”š¤”š¤” Babe r u alright ?? I quite understand u tho, i fight with my sis a lot nah almost every day, although itās more about words than fists oops Alrightyyy Baji-san ! Come over and let amanda braid your hair rn !! š Can I put some bows or maybe some cute hair clips on his hair too ? š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ Oh Iām pretty sure yer aināt goinā anywhere soon baji-san ā
Lol itās okay luv ! Face masks arenāt everyone thing, not exactly mine either, but itās good to try smth different <3 See ?? Everyone thinks youāre amazing, draken. Be more proud of yourself ! (And also your marvellous works ā)
Ahahahaha well maybe at first, but he immediately understand whatās goinā on with me the second I pointed to the screen. Ig it really did hit me hard lmao š¤£ Omg wow yeah you like sad anime ā I remember yer once told me yer do ā so maybe thatās why you say that ? š And oh you like action anime too, tis oneās kinda your type isnāt it ? But yeah Iām glad yer and yer friend enjoyed !! Itās alright dear ! Tyvm ! For me I personally think aot is v. safe tho, like ā they donāt really focus too much on scenes where titan gobbled up ppl, and yea that makes it much less scary than I thought it would be. I like that.
Oh oh oh ā I see I see ā I already meet almost all of āem !! Yes I met captain Levi already omgggg ā heās captain ?! š±š±š± Plus heās super cool like he just came for some mins, nah maybe even secs but he already start slashing and killing titans ?! Thatās very amazing !! He really impressed me a lot, Iām stunned, really. Yes I admit, I admit right away thatās such an excellent character. *claps claps* So tis da man whoās half of yer heart ? ļæ¼ļæ¼Good taste yer got there šāØ
Also also ā thereās tis scene where it shocks me very much, um prob the one that eren got gobbled by the titanā¦ my jaw hurts bc it was dropped too much but I just canāt help it ācause wattttt ?? Heās a main charac isnāt he ?? Then heās gunna be dead like that ?? No ThAtāS iMpOsSiBlE ā but then I found out that heās a titan but it didnāt shock me that much ācause I kinda have guess before that heās the titan, it still shock me a bit thoā¦ wait what am i even saying rn ??? ššš
And mikasaās past !! Super sadā¦ I felt like my heart sank as I watch, damn tis series really hits me hard inā¦ literally everything oh mah gosh ā
ā¦ Dang it. Tell me when he simps over anime charac too, thatās da time for yer revenge. Calls him out, annoyed him to the death of the world bae. Thatās what Iāll do too if I were you, too bad my sissy already simp for anime charac before I even start watching oneā¦ ugh ā
Hm what ? Why ? WhY ???? Oikawa here ā tis baby here is such a good characā¦ but oh well yea maybe Oikawaās not really his type nvm ā Dw bae maybe he just not like him but we do and thatās what really matter ā”ļø
Ah glad to hear that love ! And oh yeah me too ! I didnāt feel anything except the pain in my upper arm, but I still didnāt catch a cold or anything, HELP my mum says that Iām super-tough like a buffalo omlllll šššš Sheās so CRUEL ! Oh I can understand that hehe, but Iām still glad to hear that youāre okay now <3 BUT YER STILL NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YERSELF OR ELSE IMMA CALL SHINICHIRO-SAN ā¹ļøā¹ļøā¹ļø IāM SUPER-SERIOUS HERE SO DONāT CHA DARE !!!
The first video of 2020! A niceĀ 'easy' video for the start of the year. Also the first story-type video for Phil since coming out (not counting the draw my life).
0:00 - love that his painting from Trying To Follow A Festive Bob Ross Tutorial!Ā is now in the background. also he turned on the lava lamp too late...itās doing nothing in this video
0:02 - why did he sayĀ āperiodā so weirdly
0:06 - he did post several of those
0:16 - love the runningĀ āPhil.exeā annotation joke. also, now heās done the Never Have I Ever concept a lot with his Shorts videos
0:35 - thatĀ ānakedā was very intense
0:48 - a chance to tell stories he couldnāt tell pre-coming-out
0:56 - that is very censored...Ā āand no commentā yeah donāt think I want to know š³
1:10 - um. well this is a start. somewhat surprised he left one in that he skipped over
1:14 - love the giantĀ āLIESā
1:24 - why is he sharing so much about his wedgie issues š
1:44 -Ā āself butt fondlerā sure
1:55 - Phil is amused by these questions...also he didnāt give an answer to that one, lol
2:00 - nooooo, dapg clips make me sad
2:13 - canāt believe he didnāt eat a bug ever as a child
2:17 - does it? my first assumption would just be like, colored it with a bath bomb or something. but either way, we see where Philās mind is...
2:30 - why is there so much pee
2:52 -Ā āthatās a dodgy one to admit to...ā no shit
2:54 - let me tell you...my shock the first time I watched this, when Phil started a story for this question
3:20 - the build up to the story is great
3:37 - love theĀ āIām gayā as the first thing
3:45 - I mean...I guess that is one way to get out of the situation. also was sayingĀ ātongue sessionā necessary š
4:07 - again...just didnāt answer the question. he only answers about every-other-one š
4:09 - but Dan has
4:28 - he is very consistent on that
4:43 - someone always takes it too far
4:48 - he promoed the video with this photo of course
4:59 - what does that even mean. Iām glad Phil can laugh about it now
5:20 - I donāt think I would want to see angry intense Phil
5:46 - love that you can see Phil remembering things
5:51 - poor Kath, lol
6:07 - radio show! also, Phil knowing he can just find a clip of that immediately
6:30 - Kath with the solid advice and the random questions
6:50 - yeah Iām with Phil here; canāt go too long without brushing my teeth or I feel gross
6:57 - ...did he need to say it like that
7:05 - still canāt believe his parents let him walk around with that hair
7:16 - that is a very loud animal noise, yikes
7:27 - this is such a Phil reason to get kicked out of a bar
7:39 - Phil really does like boats it seems
7:53 - good advice there from Phil
7:59 -Ā āwho wrote this, an alien?ā š
8:08 - they scare me slightly too...maybe not for that specific reason
8:21 - the targeted ads really know him, haha
8:32 - love his reaction to that
8:40 - aww, nice but gullible Phil
9:06 - agree about the wording; he is certainly giggling a lot at that though
9:18 -Ā āI got to talk about pee a lotā priorities?
9:40 - the endscreen on this one is very long
I guess my summary of this video could just beĀ āwhy, Phil?!ā It is a very amusing one and I like hearing new Phil stories that he hadnāt told before.
DNP were both back in London for the New Year (1, 2) and then had a relaxing early January (1, 2, 3, 4, 5), as usual. They also went to a VR bar with Martyn and Cornelia (1, 2, 3, 4). When Phil filmed and posted this video, he was home by himself. This is when Dan was in LA for mysterious meeting reasons (1, 2). They did talk a bit in one of the stereo shows that it was for potential joint projects.