#he doesn’t give af

[lexqa]

this was so sexy of him btw

#for those who don’t know he had to pay 30k euros for this lmao #love a man who doesn’t give af #dominik szoboszlai #szobo #liverpool fc #lfc

[giddlygoat]

life is short post willace were-rabbit angst on main

#FOUR POSTS IN ONE DAY i was so scared i would forget to post some art if i didn’t do it Now #ANYWAY. let me explain this comic #first off i hc wallace still transforms every full moon bc he deserves it. as a treat #and he just has a big ankle chain in his basement lol so he doesn’t go on a rampage and cause a ruckus #and they think willard oughta know about this sooner or later so gromit takes him down to meet were-wallace on a full moon #and willard just gets overwhelmed. it’s a lot to process and the newness of the situation makes him extremely anxious so he freaks out #he feels bad about it the next day bc ultimately he doesn’t give af if his bf transforms into a giant rabbit monster on the regular #but it was just a LOT to process at once and i think wallace would understand sndfwuhilvwirughth #WHATEVER MAN I JUST THINK THEYRE NEAT #apple pie with cheese #no id #giddly’s art #chicken run #wallace & gromit #willard tweedy #cotwr #were-wallace #between me and pant-eater we have drawn so many comics where willard ugly cries HSJSHDBSJSJ #what can i say. i love me a sopping wet paper bag of a man 🫡

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Which will win

A literal demon who sold his soul to H-E-double-hell and now is kinda immortal, has lived in both the woods and as an aristocrat, incredibly powerful and an amazing hunter (of both humans and animals).

OR

A touch starved wet cat who’s desperate for any interaction and hasn’t seen another human being in decades, will literally do anything for so much as a grazing touch of the hand, please, he’s begging.

Plot twist! They’re both the same person!

#smosh #smosh games #Simon bootles #this is about him #yes he could probably kill anyone if he wanted and doesn’t have a soul anymore but he will literally do anything for physical touch #please give him a hug #maybe a smooch #baf Simon bootles #baf legacy Simon #baf legacy #board af #board af legacy #smosh characters #smoshblr #smosh damien #damien haas #🪲

[accio-victuuri]

haters downvoting yibo’s movies, him going on hs this morning because of a rumored co-star for mermaid ( which was refuted by both sides ), his face added to that list “paparazzi” liu dachui said he will expose ( relationship melon, but there are others on that chart lol and he said one of them will be exposed) in the afternoon + all other bullshit his haters & yxh are trying to pull on weibo.

YIBO IN THE MEANTIME:

Doing freakin zumba and chillin. making Chanel Cruise content. Shopping for stuff we won’t afford. living his best life enjoying the California sun 🌅 Fulfilling his dream as a Chanel Fanboy.

#wang yibo #his haters are honestly toxic clowns who think he will sit and cry but NOPE. he doesn’t give AF about you all 😂😂😂😂😂 #at the end of the day he is WYB and his haters are no-name people who have nothing better to do with their lives #so don’t you worry your pretty little mind — people throw rocks at things that shine ⭐️

[geabool]

POV you’re Scout, it’s like midnight and you’re thirsty. You’re about to go through the canteen to get to the fridge, but you open the door and you see this shit

[Spy goes by she/her]

#freedomfries #soldierspy #Soldierspy and scout antics #he’s appalled #distraught #soldier is smoochin his absent parent #spy is scrambling to find some excuse #soldier doesn’t give af

[theworldofotps]

The fact Rhea knows people actively want Randy to come back to RKO her because she needs put in her place💀

I love how she’s so confident he couldn’t sneak one on her like babe please he’s not called The Viper for nothing 😭😭😂

#I love her sm but please be serious Randy don’t give af #and he doesn’t do good following other people so he wouldn’t take being under her if he was added to TJD #rhea ripley #randy orton

[slasher-chikn]

Michael Myers does have a type, and it’s nerd. Folks of tumblr, WE WOULD HAVE A CHANCE TO LIVE.

#you don’t need college aspirations cause he doesn’t give AF about institutions #it’s that SHY NERD ENERGY that matters #michael myers #slashers #mylaurie #corey cunningham #slasher humor #why am I always coming here to post crack instead of working on my fic?

[a-very-fond-farewell]

tried to take a day off from writing. still woke up at 5am. let’s write then 😈🔥

#sneaky niki #lamb loose liveblogging #I wanted to take a day off.. but my brain is now accustomed to wake up at 5 I guess?? #that’s so not fetch of me #topic of the day is: #I’m pissed bc I had to make a sensible decision and move a plot point a few chapters down the line #which is not fun #but feels more organic #judging by the way I’m keeping steady on this fic I think it will reach 300k #that’s a rough estimate #maybe 280k if I’m being generous instead of acting like a sadistic prick #but that’s just a theory #HDS is making it extremely hard for me to keep a steady pacing too #for example. recently he’s been giving me headache after headache about his growing sense of paranoia #he knows he isn’t sleeping enough #he knows he’s stressed af #the only reason why he has to trust one or two people in his life is bc he will turn absolutely insane if he doesn’t #and this is not me shaming #I remember how I was at my most paranoid during a prolonged episode #trust me. that ain’t fun #but he’s starting to hear things. that’s concerning. that’s suspicious. he needs help #but as usual. he refuses to acknowledge his limitations #also. attic-wifing your nemesis maybe isn’t a safe starting point to discuss with a trained professional during therapy #do criminals go to therapy? #I mean. not convicted ones. I do believe it’s part of their reintegration program. good for them #but like.. sneaky criminals? big fish evading taxes? one inconspicuous attorney holding his amnesiac crush hostage? #idk mate this is fiction #you have fun today ok? #go hug someone. or a pet. or a tree. #:D

[dogwittaablog]

has he ever had a lot of girl friends as in just friends lol or like girl besties?

I was aware he had one good close girl-friend. He even had some of her drawings/sketches tattoo’d on him! There was a point of time she was doing the lords work and providing some Patty content through VSCO and IG back in 2017-2020.

I assume they aren’t close anymore and don’t see each other often, since he’s unfollowed her and even through a simple scroll through her media (they’re all public!) you can tell she’s been out of town doing her own thing, vice versa.

#probably has girl acquaintances but other then that she’s literally been the only one by the seems #patty’s friends be dropping like flies #like ong he just doesn’t give af n is like yup! even on ig if I known you for 10 years idc if we aren’t presently close it’s good bye! #okay king shit tho because as I make fun of him… I do the exact same thing 💀 #nolan patrick #nolpat #march 24 subs

[dioyasuen]

My main take-away from bocchi the rock

#bocchi the rock! #ginjiro yoshida #godddd he gives me gender envy I want to be him and I WANT him #doesn’t help he’s 37 and still looking hot af

[killuaisaprincess]

love-colored ward

It can’t be…

Killua is sure it can’t be, but when he pulls the thermometer from his mouth and looks at it through blurry vision, it shows clear signs of a fever.

It would explain why he felt so miserable. And why he looked so miserable too, with dark bags under his eyes, shone clearly against his pale skin that seemed even more so porcelain, his hair messy and sticking up all over the place. It did that naturally, sure, but he tried to fix it… and Gon… Gon said his hair was cute…

Gon…

Even just thinking of Gon makes him want to burst out into tears.

His rough palm messing up his hair while Killua brushed his teeth, wearing one of Gon’s t-shirts as a dress, remarking how cute he is…

Killua thought he felt miserable just because Gon wasn’t here… the runny nose from wanting to cry. Not the ongoings of sickness, the ache in his chest more than just the pain from coughing.

He whines, curling up against the mattress, something cold and wet pressing into his palm.

Kon must’ve sensed his distress, jumping onto the bed, the big dog pressing his black nose against Killua’s hand, whining.

Killua rolls over, resting his head on the dog's stomach, blinking back tears, and coughing.

“…want Gon…”

He isn’t a child, he knows it’s stupid, and Gon has a life outside him. Work, friends, and well… most of the time when Gon hangs out with his friends, he comes along clinging to his arm, but…

He didn’t want to burden Gon. If Gon said the word… he would… he would leave him alone for a month! Okay… maybe not a month… a week…

But Gon says he didn’t mind, and he likes Killua going with him.

Gon would so proudly point out how cute he looked and gush about him right in front of his friends, and it would make Killua feel so dizzy and hot he’d surely faint. It was so embarrassing, but-but it made him happy…

When Gon isn’t around… his chest hurts so much…

He curls his fingers up in Gon’s shirt, crying into Kon, who seems to cry with him.

Killua was going to do something special for Gon once he came back. He was going to make him his favorite meal… fish…

The thought makes Killua want to gag, especially with how his stomach churns. But he was going to do it for Gon!

And he had a cute mint dress picked out, and he was going to be fine! Fine without Gon…

But now, all he really wants is to curl up against Gon’s chest.

He miserably reaches for his phone and fumbles to put his password in, trying not to cry more over his background, which has Gon in it.

It’s late where he is… so it’s probably even later where Gon is…

He stares dazed, hitting the contacts app, and then exiting, and then hitting it again, landing on Gon’s name.

Big Dumb Marshmallow 💪💚

Which was true… Gon’s a big dumb idiot, big dumb buff idiot, but he’s sweet and warm…

Dialing…

“…Hello?”

Gon’s voice sounds gruff, like he just woke up, and Killua’s heart rate spikes, and he grips the phone with sweaty palms.

“Is that my princess cotton ball?”

Usually, Gon’s cheesy nicknames make him flush, make his heart race, and sometimes want to make him punch him all simultaneously, but this time he just wants to cry…

He does, but it mixes with a congested laugh, coming out as a wail.

He can hear Gon shuffle on the other side of the line.

“Babe?”

Killua let’s one of his hands drop, petting Kon behind a floppy ear, sniffing.

“G-Gon… can you come home…? Me and K-Kon miss you…”

He doesn’t specify he’s sick; he doesn’t want to. He’s already being selfish… He fully expects Gon to apologize and say he’ll be home as soon as possible.

“Of course, baby. I’ll take the soonest flight home; take care of our little fluffball, okay, Kon?”

Kon barks like he can understand Gon, curling around Killua to provide him warmth.

Killua is frozen, staring wide-eyed, mouth open.

“N-no, you big moronic! Teddy bear mountain! I-I’m just being selfish…”

Gon makes a noise Killua can’t decipher.

“Of course, I’m coming; I love you, my little frosting drop.”

Killua grips the phone tight, his head pounding.

He puts the phone right next to his mouth.

“IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOTTTT!”

And then hangs up.

He presses his hand to his sweaty hot forehead, trying to ease the throbbing pain in his skull, panting.

He closes his eyes, falling into a restless sleep.

˗ˏˋ༻ʚ♡︎ɞ༺ˎˊ˗

“Ki…”

“Baby…”

Everything is too fuzzy and warm, but Killua recognizes that warmth, pressing against his cheek and brushing strands of hair away, and he wants to cling to it.

Blearily he opens his eyes, adjusting to the light with a whine.

“G-Gon…?”

He stretches his arms out, wanting Gon to pick him up, and Gon chuckles lightly.

“Alright, gumball.”

Gon leans over, scooping Killua into his arms, and Killua wraps his arms around Gon’s neck, snuggling against him.

“I made you some coffee with honey, with the cute little cat foam just like you like it, princess.”

Killua hums happily, not really caring, inhaling Gon’s scent through his one unplugged nostril, the pine, sweaty smell.

“…’m not a princess right now… ‘m a hideous, ugly witch…”

Killua slurs out, closing his eyes and pressing his cheek to Gon’s chest.

“Not true. You’re the prettiest princess around.”

Killua opens his eyes, half-lidded. Pouting.

“Then where’s my kiss from my prince charming…?”

So what… he’s a little selfish…

He…

Gon goes to place Killua down in his chair in the kitchen, and Killua whimpers, holding on tighter, and Gon smiles, kicking the chair out with his foot and sitting down, still holding Killua.

“Alright, only if my princess requests it.”

He leans down, giving a quick peck to Killua’s forehead.

“I’ll give more later, but only if my little lovebug gets some rest.”

“…W-with you…?”

Killua sniffs, wiping under his nose, realizing he is wearing a cardigan on top of Gon’s shirt now.

“With me. Gotta make sure no other princes try and wake up my sleeping beauty.”

“…s-stupid… no other princes are like… you…”

He closes his eyes, almost purring like a cat, falling asleep in Gon’s arms.

“And there are no princesses like you, beauty.”

#hxh #hunter x hunter #killua #gonkillu #gon x killua #gon #;windy’s stuff #AHHHHH CUTE DOMESTIC GK #They got a doggo and named him Kon #😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🙏🤧 I LOVE THEM #Ki is t-tiny and cute 😭😭😭😭🤲 #Ki needing and missing Gon is so good for my achy breaky heart and then just Gon scooping him up and loving him AHHHH ALL I WANT FOR X MAS I #SSSS THAT AND GK 😭😭😭🥺🤧 #AHHHHH PAIN SWEET PAIN BUT I CAN TAKE IT CUZ I KNOW GON WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR KI OKAY 😭😭😭🥺🤧 #My heart could not take ittt otherwise GON WILL SCOOP UP KI AND CALL HIM PRETTY AND LOVE HIM 😭😭🥺😤 #and he doesn’t give af if he gets fired or not hired again. If Ki is sick he’s zooming!!! #For his little princess okay 🥺🥺🙏🙏🤧😤 OKAY 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭🤧 #GONKILLU MY BELOVED #PLZ TINY KI IS ALL I NEED HES SO CUTE 😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🙏🤧 I WANTED TO HUG HIM SO BAD HES SO CUTE #THEY ARE CUTEEEE #AHHHHHHH MY HEART #MY KOOOOOKOROOOO #🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤲🤧 Doki doki doki doki doki #FUCK K-Ki is so cuteeeeee my heart I’m ascending #GK DOMESTIC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #KI WEARING GONS SHIRT AND IT BEING HUGE ON HIM OMFG CUTEEEEEE #AHHHHH NO I WONT CALM DOWN THEY MAKE ME HAPPY UR HONOR #FUCK TOOOOO CUTTTEEEE THEY TOO CUTE #KI IS SO TOO CUTE SOO CUTE TOO CUTE CANT PICK OKAY 😭🥺🙏🤧🤧🤧🤲 #K-Ki wanting Gon to pick him up okay? MY KOKKKKKKOKOOOOOROOROROROROR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[riotgrrrlhole]

Omg im dead tired I was 50 min with a kid who was always on the verge of almost throwing up and also I gotta be super active with him cause he is hipoactive and always falls asleep

#but I made it ! he didn’t throw up #also found out for gives him energy or makes him #more receptive to learn #I think maybe I’m finally getting to this kid #but omg I’m tired af #work stuff #speech stuff #also hope he doesn’t throw up the cookies I gave him

[519t]

But ! But ! Jadon is a distraction bc he hasn’t said sawry 😩 But abusers have been able to run through this club left and right SMD!

#Antony TW #Abuse tw #ten hag doesn’t give af about doing the right thing he just wants his ego fed #man United is so over #jadon sancho

[epforeverohyes]

Our E in 1969🥵🥵🥵

#I spontaneously give birth to sextuplets every time I see this cuz how is he THIS sexy it doesn’t make sense #HOT AF #elvisfanpage #elvisfans #elvisforever #elvis #elvispresley #oops there goes my pants and my dignity

[noahtally-famous]

I usually don’t lean heavily on soulmate/soulmark aus, especially for td, but the random thought of a dashawn soulmark/soulmate au that's also sorta compliant with canon popped into my head and it’s got ahold of me simply bc of how utterly wack it is--plus a side dose of angst and obliviousness

(blaming shark with his "destiny brought them together and keeps them apart" line /lh)

#braindump here bear with me #so it starts from the beginning up until…like the finale #so the whole season basically #it’s the typical ‘your soulmate’s first words to you on your body’ au but with these two you bet it’s gonna be wack #debating between the words on dave being totally normal smth ANYONE would say so he literally has no clue if he passed his soulmate- #-without knowing #adds more to his ‘normal guy’ deal #OR it could be the exact opposite (bc this is Shawn’s first words to him so) and it’s smth so wildly abnormal BUT #he doesn’t hear it being said to him so he thinks he hasn’t met his soulmate when in reality he has #for SHAWN it’s more complicated #given the guy’s mentality I can see him being more skeptical abt soulmates and the marks #(prob thinks it’s a conspiracy) #so either it’s a fluke and he somehow doesn’t have a soulmark #OR he has one he just hasn’t looked or given it attention in so long he’s forgotten what the words are #he like literally doesn’t give a shit abt it which opposes dave’s more romantic view #and like there’s pining and frustrating obliviousness and idk who finds out first but damn imagine the feels #and they naturally gravitate toward each other bc of them being soulmates and they’re confused af but rolling with it #‘yeah idk why I’m seeking out your company but I’m chalking it up to wilderness insanity nothing more. you’re my best friend here man’ #it’s all in the ✨perspective✨ and that’s what makes it interesting #wow I could actually take this somewhere #I wanna finish agtsta first though. or at least get halfway through it #plus I’ve so many other plot bunnies hanging around 😭 #no but I’ve a whole set of bullet-points for this I might post it later on if this gets traction #noahtally-famous #total drama #kit stuff #dashawn

[bloominstorm]

Like… is Takemichi gonna die..

#let me just say I’m disappointed in Mikey’s backstory/POV #we’ve been waiting for fucking ever to finally hear his thoughts and see what makes him tick and we got subpar shit tht didn’t explain #everything like WHY DOES HE HAVE THESE DARK IMPULSES IT WASNT BC OF HIS PARENTS DEATH OR SHINICHIRO #HES BEEN LIKE THIS EVEN BEFORE HIS MOTHER DIED AND HE DIDNT REMEMBER HIS FATHER BESIDES ONE MEMORY #then we finally get to see Mikey’s unfiltered and raw thoughts on shit tht happened and all the important shit gets ignored and the shit #shown is rushed and doesn’t really reveal shit??? like why didn’t we get more on his true feelings about takemichi #i for one wanted to know if his friendship/affection was genuine considering we’ve seen how he really is and how he has no issues trying to #kill him.. like did he only fuck with Takemichi because of his similarities with shinichiro it’s like wakui started on it then said fuck it #back to Takemichis POV it’s so annoying and not rewarding at all for readers who’ve been waiting on this #Mikey talked about Kisaki more than Takemichi Thts just ridiculous #also can we PLEASE get his feelings on Draken’s death like why tf are we still waiting for tht #but Mikey is fr evil af because he’s completely aware of what he’s doing and he’s still trying to kill his old friends #dude didn’t you leave to protect them I understand they came to you but beating them down is enough why are you actually trying to kill #takemichi like he’s genuinely trying to beat him to death and he’s doing this consciously #i get he’s far gone but there’s no way to come back from this #also Takemichi is literally so close to death wtf I wasn’t wakui to give Takemichi anything really since it’s clear he hates him and is up #Mikey’s ass but my God why have him just charge in endlessly to just get his ass beat are we gonna see some variety #like my dudes vision and hearing are literally impaired now because of Mikey’s deranged ass when is enough gonna be enough 😭 #but now with the vision he got now I’m hoping this will give him the upperhand in the fight #because I’m actually tired of seeing him get his ass beat it’s enough now #he’s been getting dogged the whole series can he FINALLY have his moment fr #like an actual moment where he’s not the punching bag??? he had it against Kisaki but tht was bittersweet since he wasn’t the one to #actually kill his annoying ass #so at this point I’m over Mikey and want him taken out so like..let’s get on tht #tokyo revengers spoilers #Tokyo revengers 266