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#he looked E X A C T L Y like the jon I imagine when I listen to tma
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jonathan sims (random guy who looked exactly like him in every way imaginable) was on my scuba boat. naturally I was completely normal about this <- lying
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Jon Snow NSFW Alphabet
Warnings: NSFW, sex mention, cursing
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) Jon is incredibly sweet after sex, always making sure that you get to finish as well. He also always makes sure that you are feeling okay, cleaning you up if need be and cuddling with you.
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) You love Jon’s arms. You love it when he uses his strength to pin you to the wall, and you also love it when you can feel his arms around you afterwards. Jon loves your ass. He especially loves curling up behind you at night so that he can feel your ass pressing into him.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) Jon is typically not super into anything too dirty, he doesn’t want to feel like he is demeaning you. However, he does admit that he likes cumming inside of you. 
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) Jon’s dirty secret is that he loves eating you out. He would never admit that to you, but you have figured out after his insistence on doing it so frequently.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) Jon is rather inexperienced when he first meets you, only sleeping with Ygritte before you. Despite this, he catches on quickly as to just how he should pleasure you.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying.) Jon is rather vanilla, preferring Missionary. He likes to be able to see your face while he is inside you, and he loves the way that you cling to him and claw at his back.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) In the moment, Jon is super serious. He views sex as something special and intimate, and treats it as such. However, afterwards he opens up and it a bit sillier. He loves to hear your laugh after sex, it is so carefree.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) He doesn’t really do a lot to manscape as you don’t really mind. In Westeros it is not all that common for men to do much “down there”, so Jon doesn’t. He doesn’t expect you to either, letting you choose whether or not you shave.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) Jon is one of the most intimate people when it comes to sex. He treats every time as if it was the first, always being careful and loving. There are a handful of times that he gets rougher with you, typically after any kind of danger such as battles, but in general he is incredibly sweet.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) Jon doesn’t really masturbate. If you are away from each other, he would much rather wait to see you again and feel your hands on his body.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) Jon likes it when you tug on his hair. You don’t have to pull too hard, but he loves the feelings of your hands grabbing at his long locks.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) Jon prefers to “do the do” in the comfort of your own bedroom. He wants to keep all aspects of this part of your relationship entirely private, as he likes keeping you all to himself in that regard. You have had to make do with inns along the road though when traveling, and he had to admit that he did get a bit of a rush from trying to stay quiet.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) You get a mischievous glint in your eyes on occasion when you are beginning to talk dirty to him, and it turns him on like crazy. He also loves it when you call out his name; he likes to know that he is the one who is making you feel so good.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Jon would never do anything that might hurt you. He will still give you a playful slap on the ass from time to time, as it is his favorite body part, but he wouldn’t spank you unless you really wanted him to. He isn’t really into any kind of BDSM, he wants to treasure you as you are precious to him and he couldn’t even imagine hurting you for pleasure.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) Jon prefers eating you out as opposed to a blowjob, as it is his dirty secret after all. He likes to show you how much he loves you. Additionally, he feels like you are being too dirty when you are giving him a blowjob and he doesn’t want you to feel on the same level as a common brothel whore. He still lets you go down on him when you want to, but he definitely prefers to go down on you. He is pretty good at it as well, having a lot of practice with knowing just how you like it. 
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Jon is almost always sensual. He speeds up as he gets closer to his climax, but he is still gentle with you even as he picks up the pace. After any kind of danger erupts however, he will get rougher as he knows the possibility of losing you has increased. It also helps him burn off stress. Afterwards he always apologizes, but you reassure him that you didn’t mind.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) He doesn’t like quickies because he would rather cherish you and your body in what he deems “the right way”. However you have had a few times where you needed each other as soon as possible and it came to a quickie.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) Jon will experiment if you ask him to, as he always wants to please you. He would never ask to experiment himself though, as he already likes what the two of you do and he would never want to risk hurting you or making you do something that you don’t want to.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) Since Job was relatively inexperienced before you, you had assumed that he would not last very long. To your surprise, he can actually go at it for a long time. He needs some time to recuperate, but as soon as he is feeling better he will always be ready for round two. He can’t go more than two rounds though, finding himself exhausted.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) Neither Jon or you own any toys. It is just not something that either of you are in to.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Jon likes to tease you from time to time, whether it be whispering naughty things in your ear in public or making sure you walk in on him changing. You like to tease him even more though, always bending down when you are wearing low cut dresses to show off your cleavage or telling him about all the things you want to do to him that night.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) Jon isn’t very loud, being more of a low groaner and a grunter. When he does moan, it is long and deep which sends waves of arousal through your body.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) Jon loves to kiss you. Your lips meld together perfectly and you always taste so sweet to him. Jon will even kiss you in public, which is surprising as he is usually a very private person. He just can’t help himself when your lips look so irresistible to him all the time!
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Jon is above average size-wise, but nothing too crazy. And he definitely knows how to use it to his advantage.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Jon has a pretty high sex drive, but he doesn’t let it get the best of him. He only asks when when the time is right, and he would never continue with anything if you told him to stop.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)  Jon takes a while to fall asleep after sex, liking to look at you and how peaceful you look. He likes to talk as well, always telling you just how much he loves you as you snuggle afterwards. If you go for more than one round however, he has a maximum of probably three minutes before he checks out because he is just so exhausted.
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salzspektrum · 7 years
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GOT Tag Game
I was tagged by the lovely @starkdelinquents thanks! :)
Rules: Answer the questions and then tag seven people.
The First Char I Fell In Love With: pretty sure it was Arya and then Jon
A Char I Never Expected To Love As Much As I Do Now: Cersei lmao slay me lioness burn them all I love you bby <3
A Char Everyone Loves That I Don’t: I really couldn’t give less shits about Bronn tbh?? Like?? Why is he actually still around?? Why does a tertiary character get to have so much screentime but House Martell?? WHO??? okay look I’m pretty indifferent to him but I’m pissed that the writers think he’s THAT relevant but then they slaughter House Martell and kill Rickon and like w h y i h a t e y o u c a n y o u s e e h o w b i t t e r i a m
A Char I Love That Everyone Else Hates: I really love Tywin?? he is really compelling, Charles Dance was one of the best actors this show ever got to have, he was an evil mastermind of a different sort and he was a cleverly written villain not like Ramsay who was just a sadist like... where’s the c o m p l e x i t y
A Char I Used To Love But Don’t Any Longer: I used to love Sandor but now I’m just like?? you’re fine I guess #cleganebowl get hyped...
A Char I Would Kiss: M A R G A E R Y L I K E H O L Y F U C K also Robb bc  Y E S
A Character I Would Slap: *names 70% of the characters* okay so I would slap Petyr for being a disgusting manipulative pedo who basically ruined the country bc he was friendzoned, Varys for mutilating children just so that they can be his little birds, Cersei for being a shitty mother and for fucking her brother and therefore risking many lives, Jaime for pushing Bran out of the window and for fucking his sister and therefore risking many lives, Tywin for being the main reason why his 3 children are all so Fucked Up, Tyrion for treating women like shit, Stannis for ~human sacrifice, Jorah for sexually harassing a 14-year-old and constantly lusting after her, Sandor for basically doing the same tbh, Robert for his sense of entitlement when it comes to Lyanna and for raping Cersei and who knows how many other women, Gregor for his simple disgusting existence tbqh, Ramsay for being the definition of Human Garbage, Rhaegar for being a complete narcissistic idiot and starting a fucking war bc he thought his child had to be ~The Chosen One, I also wanna collectively slap the Greyjoy brothers except for maaaybe not Aeron bc he seems to be less trash than the others, etc.....wow these are all shitty people lmaoooo #grey characters
A Character I’d Want To Be Like: .....but I don’t wanna die.....for real tho, I love Arianne a LOT, it would be kinda awesome to be like her...#goals..Asha is also kinda goals but I’d rather be a badass sexy princess in Dorne than a badass warrior who spends 100% of her time on the sea
A Character Who Makes Me Laugh: honestly Stannis and Dolorous Edd have some of the best lines in ASOIAF I kid you not, it’s actual brilliance
A Character I Miss: all the dead Starks including pre-asoiaf Starks, Cat before she turned into a merciless zombie and disappeared in the show bc the writers hate her, well I can’t miss Arianne since she never appeared in the show LMAO, Doran bc he DESERVED BETTER unpopular opinion: out of the main shady bitchez in Westeros Doran is my fave bye, Joffrey simlpy bc I miss having an asshat teenage king be the main threat instead of ancient frozen creatures with the power of necromancy tbh, it was simpler times back then
A Pairing I Love: okay so I’ll basically just name all my ships..cool? cool. Jaime x Brienne, Jygritte, Gendrya, Sansaery, lowkey Throbb and Jonmund tbh, Rickeen, Brojen is cute too, but I also kinda like Breera in the show so idk, Danyara is goals but will never happen, Missandei x Grey Worm, Sam x Gilly, Ned x Cat, Renly x Loras aka the only canon queer couple and they’re both dead and just subtext in the books wow and the most important OTP: C E R W I N E
A Pairing I Don’t Like: imagine shipping the stark kids with each other like...w o w
Tagging: @patethenovice @ripley-stark @nightsky7ibra @metaforkel @accidentalkate @frogspears @margaerry
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