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#he’s in a vintage black sabbath tee
larrylimericks · 1 year
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16Feb23
Wake up, gays, we’re back in stunt hell; There’s a film and an image to sell, So a new stunt unfurls, Same old shit, different girl— Hey, DM, who’s Lou’s blonde personnel?
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oh-stars · 14 days
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Now that I’m back working retail, I can’t get the image of Corroded Coffin becoming one of the vintage band tees you see on graphic tee walls. They’d be up there with Metallica and Black Sabbath, made for everyone to wear for the fashion of it rather than their love of the band.
Everyone would expect Eddie to be outraged when it first starts to happen — all these fake fans and posers wearing his merch without knowing who he is at all. And at first, sure he didn’t love it but at the same time… money is money and he’s got kids to put through school. His own are already out of college, with their fancy degrees and stable jobs, but a slew of nieces and nephews, and a few great ones now (Jesus Christ he’s old) from the Party that are even smarter than their genius parents and those tuitions aren’t cheap. Famous Uncle Eddie feels like it’s his duty to help with their tuitions to the ivys or whatever, so if Jenny, the wine mom from down the street, wants to wear a brand new, yet distressed tee with the logo he designed across the chest? Let her!
That being said, he doesn’t start loving it until they eventually reach the toddler section. Suddenly, Eddie — who previously had no opinion on whether or not his kids had kids — is begging all three of their kids for grand babies. And he’s not being subtle about it either. He buys the onesies and toddler tees, leaving them where Steve and the kids can see, shipping new designs to his kids “just in case.” All he wants is to see a baby, preferably one he knows, all done up in his merch, repping the band in a matching metal outfit. It’s not his fault all his own babies are two decades past the baby phase!
Steve doesn’t intervene, no matter how much their kids beg and plead. If anything, he thinks it’s hilarious that suddenly Eddie’s the one all baby crazy after the years of him laughing at Steve’s baby fever. Sue him.
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the-greta-van · 2 years
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the rest of @ham-sammy ‘s Christmas present :) I hope you enjoy it!
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Thursday rolls around after a very long week, you were currently making some soup while a black sabbath record plays in the background, you then hear your phone abruptly ring and as you walk to go answer it, your thinking about who it could be, your phone makes it clear it's a Michigan number, you shrug it off as you answer it, the first thing you hear is josh yelling, you barely make out the words but the snippet you heard was him yelling at someone named jake to turn the music down, you crack a smile as the voice named jake yells at josh to shut up, and it happens to be the same voice from the store. You finally announce your presence and say hello, you then hear Josh whisper a few curse words under his breath as he returns the greeting. He proceeds to mention the outing for coffee yall had previously talked about ¨hey, so I was hoping we could meet up at that Starbucks you mentioned, does 3 pm work?¨ you glance at the stove clock that read 2:06 pm, you then agree to the said time, say your goodbyes, and proceed to get ready, you rummage through your closet for a few minutes when you find an outfit, black jeans, a pair of vans and a vintage oasis band tee-shirt. You brush your hair and throw on some light makeup, not sure if it's a date or not, you then check the time and you realize you have 15 minutes to be there. You rush out the door and make it there by 3:05, you order a pink drink and find a secluded booth, as 3:15 rolls around you begin to question if you were stood up when you look up from your phone, you see josh walk in, in a frenzy as his eyes scan around for you, he sees you and walks your way, as josh approaches you sitting in the booth he begins apologizing, ¨ I’m so sorry, I lost track of time and traffic was a bitch but I’m here now¨ y'all begin talking about everything under the sun, the next thing you know the barista is kicking you out because they’re closing. You glance at your phone as it now reads 6:02 pm, ¨ wow, we talked for 2 hours¨ you then say breaking the comfortable silence yall had as you walked outside. Josh gives you a warm smile and a comforting hug as you say your goodbyes.
5 months later
You and josh proceeded to go on many dates, on your 4th date he asked you to be his girlfriend, later you met his bandmates/brothers, which you got along with them very well, on this particular night you and josh were making pasta for dinner before having a movie night which included almost famous and several horror movies. You were putting the pasta into bowls as you hear josh call out ¨ Julia babe, I can’t find the horror movies, I guess we can’t watch them, I’m so sad¨ you shake your head, laughing as you walk into the living room ¨ josh you can just admit you don’t like them, I won’t be mad¨ after finishing your dinner and almost famous, josh turned to you and grabbed your hands, he looked nervous, which made you nervous ¨ Julia, I have loved knowing you these past couple months and so, I was hoping that you could move in with me so I don’t have to worry about you while I’m on tour and I would love to come home to you after being at the studio all day, so will you move in with me mama?¨ his eyes searched yours for a reaction, you were shocked for a minute but then began smiling ¨ yes josh, I’ll move in with you¨ josh jumps up and pulls you with him as he gives you a bear hug, ¨ what are you waiting for, let’s start packing mama¨ you were never this spontaneous but with josh, it felt right. A few hours of packing later, your life was mostly packed into boxes. You still had a few things to finish packing on your own time, it was around 9 am so josh called the boys to come help while you went out to get coffee and breakfast. You came back to your apartment and hear loud voices, you walked in the front door to see sam and Danny standing and jumping on your couch performing to each other while singing your Oasis record, you quickly and quietly pulled out your phone to record them, after getting an appropriate amount of footage, you cleared your voice, catching the attention of the two boys, the mutter a few hey´s and sorry´s before coming over and hugging you. After most of the boxes were loaded into josh’s jeep truck, Josh, Jake and Danny went over to his house to start unpacking while you and sam finished packing the rest into your car, you and sam sat on the hood of your car as you were staring back at your apartment, you heard sam speak up and say ¨ josh loves you, I’ve never seen him so happy, he´s glowing and he never shuts up about you¨ you glance over to sam and stare at him in disbelief ¨really? don’t tell him but I love him too¨ sam smiled at you and pulled you into a side hug. You both sat there for a minute before getting into your car, you let sam play some random songs of his choice and you both sang along. After a while, you arrived at josh´s and you started unpacking your new life.
6 months later
You’ve been with Josh for a year, on the day of your anniversary josh took you on a nature hike to this flower field where yall had a picnic, it was everything you could’ve dreamed of, after the hike he took you record shopping and antiquing. As the day came to a close, you went back to his house to find a projector in the backyard, he motioned for you to sit down on one of the chairs, which you did, ¨ josh, what are you doing¨ he didn’t respond, you just heard a little hum and then he sat next to you as the movie started, at first you werent sure what movie was playing but then you saw yourself and josh in it, you soon realized it was moments of your relationship that either josh recorded or one of the boys secretly recorded, after about 10 minutes you heard a voice come from the screen, it was a video of jake and josh talking, ¨ josh, just ask her, that girl is so in love with you, you can see it in her eyes¨ josh smiled and looked down as the video ended, you have tears in your eyes as you look over to josh, he then gets on one knee and proceeds to say ¨ Julia, over the past year, youve made me so happy, I never thought I would find someone like you but I did. You’re my muse. Every song I’ve ever written was written about your soul, I’m in love with you and your soul. So, will you marry me? ¨ you stood there in shock for a second before nodding your head yes. As josh pulled you into a passionate kiss and a hug, you knew at that moment, everything was right in the world
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tsuraiwrites · 3 years
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Ned, can I please ask for “That’s my shirt. So is that..wait?” for ForstIron or WinterIron, whichever works best for you? Thank you! Love you!
💜💜💜 thank you for the prompt as always, mar! 
for this prompt meme
Fic: Vintage
“Wait, that’s my shirt…” Tony peeks around James’ suddenly tense shoulders, looking into the drawer on what he’s sure is supposed to be James’ side of the closet. Granted, James had only officially moved in a few weeks ago, so if one vintage band tee got mixed up, Tony can’t be too surprised. It’s when he reaches to pick up the AC/DC shirt that he notices the Black Sabbath tee he’d been looking for yesterday just underneath it. “And so is that… wait.” 
He turns to look at the ex-assassin. He finds James’ expression as stoic as it ever gets, but the tips of his ears are red and he won’t meet Tony’s eyes. 
“Are you stealing my clothes, snowflake?” 
With James’ preference for loose, comfortable clothing with a lot of room for knives, he has a hard time imagining the Winter Soldier trying to squeeze himself into a t-shirt two sizes too small, the way Steve sometimes does. James quickly gives up the pretense of not being embarrassed and covers his face with his right hand.
“I’m not trying to be creepy, I swear,” James mumbles, mortified. 
“I mean it’s not my dirty underwear at least, which is better than I can say about some of my fans back in the day… You didn’t take my underwear, right?” 
“No!” James sounds horrified now, but at least it gets him looking at Tony again, his hand dropping away from a beet-red face.
“Okay then, no big deal.” Tony picks up the AC/DC shirt, but it’s in the same shape he last remembers it, no stretched fabric or burst seams. He raises a questioning eyebrow at James, holding his gaze until the man sighs. 
“When you’re gone on business trips, I…” his pale eyes dart away from Tony’s, but when they return they’re wider, a little darker. “You wear those the most, outside your suits – they smell like you. It’s. Comforting.” 
And with James’ enhanced senses, that smell has to be strong, Tony muses. 
Before Tony can respond James hurries on with, “I know it’s weird, I’ll stop.” 
“Hey, hey.” Tony drops the shirt back in the drawer and reaches out for James’s metal hand, twining their fingers together. “It’s fine, I promise. You know, you could come on some of those trips with me. I didn’t ask before because I thought they’d be too boring for you, but if you really miss me that much…” he winks, and that is thankfully what gets James to tentatively smile at him. Tony brings their hands up, planting a kiss on cool knuckles. More seriously, he adds: “You know if you need something from me, you can just ask, right?” 
James shakes his head. “You’ve got enough people asking you for things.” “And I tell the people I don’t care about to fuck off. You, on the other hand,” here, Tony tugs James closer by their entwined hands until he can wind his arm around James’ waist, pulling their bodies together, “you I care about. And if it takes stealing my clothes to make you happy, I’ll gladly sacrifice a few vintage shirts to the cause.” 
“Wait, vintage–” 
He’s cut off by Tony leaning in for a kiss, which is quickly reciprocated, James’ free hand coming up to cup the back of Tony’s head.
Distraction successful, the t-shirts lie forgotten for a few hours.
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