#he's def a girl dad

[meltedheartz]

yesyes, i know my first few blogs were about izuku. i'll always love izuku. that's my mans. BUT PAUL ATREIDES IS SOOOO...

he'd totally love ftm!reader. you're such a determined little thing, scarred and rugged and all rough. you're hotheaded, easily irritable but still somewhat reasonable.

gods, paul would believe you're a fucking angel. you're really anything but, and you try to make that clear. but paul's a dummy!!! he doesn't care!! why would he? you're just soo perfect, he adores you.

course, when he gets his hands on you, reasons with the people and that shit emperor, he doesn't ever let go of you. :((

paul is always showering you with affection, learning how to cook just so he can be the one to please you :(((

he's a total fuckin' attention whore around you, all smiles and asking if he did any good when he does something specifically for you.

you, you, you.

as always, you tell him he did surprisingly well. over-achieving as usual, nothing new. and gods, he thanks you and asks for a reward for doing so well for you!!

it varies from all kinds of things.. eating you out from the front and back, fingerin' you, dry humping, all sorts of things...

paul is a total FREAK around you and he's a-okay with that ><

#heartz.png #heartz.png files #HE'S A WEIRDO #A TOTAL FREAK IN THE SHEETS #he's def a girl dad #idk i just get that feeling???? #don't ask #my ovaries are WEAK #specifically for curly haired men #AGHHHHH #trans male reader #ftm reader #paul atreides x you #paul atreides x male reader #paul atreides x black reader #yes reader is black #i don't wanna HEAR IT #paul atreides smut

[tvgals]

Could we please get more dad eren? I’ve literally became obsessed with the one you did 🥹🥹

too much dad! eren? no such thing !

dad! eren x black! fem! reader!

ok. let’s backtrack to the birth of you and eren’s first kid. your water broke in the midst of you and eren’s sleep. 1:40 am is what the clock read once you felt the wet and somewhat gooey substance under you. once you were atleast 70% awake and realize what’s going on, you fall into a panic. “eren, eren! wake up!” you shake eren with the most force you can as a pregnant- going into labor - woman. after almost a minute of tears falling down your face and shaking legs and hands, eren groggily wakes up.

“whats wrong, baby?” “i’m going into labor! eren please get up! we need to get in the car!” you plead, trying to get yourself out of bed, groaning while sitting on the edge. “shit shit shit…okay hold on,” eren starts panicking alongside with you. he hands you your shoes while trying to find the overnight bag the two of you agreed on just a week before. “baby please! i can feel her kicking!” you sob, trying to slide on your house shoes. “i know i know, just let me find my glasses.” him and those god damn glasses. “eren!” you squeal. “okay okay.” and with that, eren takes his and yours phones and grabs your hand, guiding you to the door. you groan and whine in pain. “holy shit eren..the hospital is like…ten minutes away! i can’t do it!” you tell him, shaking and crying. “yes you can. you’re the strongest woman i’ve ever met.” eren says, hauling you up the apartment stairs and opening up the door, fleeing down the ramp.

“baby i’m not gonna make it!” you wail, making it to the car without your knowledge. “i know it hurts baby, just get in. we’ll make it, okay?” eren sighs himself, this is stressful and he’s not the one pregnant. “okay okay.” you gasp, sitting yourself down in eren’s seat, remembering to lift your feet onto the dashboard. eren runs around the car and plops into the drivers seat, pushing the key into the engine and reversing. “eren please! go 150 if you have to! i swear to god if i have birth in this god damn car you will sleep on the couch for as long as you’re alive!” you threaten, pointing an accusatory finger at him. “got it. no birth in this car!” eren affirms, speeding down the street. just around the corner from the hospital you feel your contractions getting closer, your eyes grow wide. “eren hurry up,” you plead, eyes closing at the sight of the hospital. “cmon cmon,” eren parks the car right in front and pulls the keys out, immediately hurrying to your side. “let’s go.” he practically runs you into the lobby of the hospital, you gasping and groaning in pain.

“she’s going into labor. we just need a room really fast.” eren says, seeing a nurse come around the corner with a wheelchair. he walks you over and sits you down, the nurse hurrying you to the room. eren isn’t too far behind…due to his running. “please! i can feel her coming! hurry up!” you cry, gripping the handles of the wheelchair. “it’s okay. here’s your room right here, you’ll be okay.” after getting you all situated in the hospital bed, the doctor and multiple nurses are surrounding you, your husband by your side. “just breathe in and out.” the doctor says. after three hours of pushing and grueling work and pain (and the breaking of eren’s hand) your beautiful baby girl was born. a beautiful head of curls being presented. all tests were ran and they made sure she was healthy and safe and gave her to you, a bundle of pink.

“hi baby.” you coo, tears threatening to fall. “eren she’s so pretty.” you mumble, looking up into his emerald eyes, glossy and soft. “i know i know…” you cry, wiping your tears on your shoulder. “here eren, hold her.” you smile, handing eren your daughter. “what if i don’t know how to hold her right? what if she doesn’t like me?” eren babbles. you sush him and hand him her. “now…what name are we feeling?” you ask, tilting your head out of love. “nevaeh..”

#black reader #blkshoyo #eren x reader #eren <3 #eren x black y/n #eren x black reader #eren x black reader smut #eren x y/n #he’s such a girl dad ugh #he loves his wife and two kids stop #he’s in love with her curls stop #she has his eyes your hair and you twos skin tone #her eyes are emerald green and no one can convince me otherwise #anime #hes so supportive #he def was speeding down the street #he was going 150 down the street #he defo hit them corners hard asl #eren x black reader fluff #eren x black yn #eren x fem!reader #eren x you #eren x reader smut #eren x black fem!reader

[ladykissingfish]

*Sakura, getting ready for a meeting with Kakashi and his advisors to discuss more funding for her hospital*

Sakura: Damn … how did I oversleep so long?! I’m gonna be late for my meeting with Kakashi-Sensei for sure. I hope my good blue blouse is clean, so that —

Sakura: Oh, come on! Ino!! Come in here!

Ino: Yes?

Sakura: Baby … *holds up the shirt* How many times do I have to ask you to stop wearing my tops?! Your … your chest keeps stretching them out!

Ino: You want me to apologize? Fine —

Ino: *grabs Sakura’s waist and yanks her close* I’m sorry for having such big, ripe, luscious breasts that are here for you to fondle whenever, and I DO mean, whenever, you want ~

Sakura:

*one hour later*

Sakura, hurrying into meeting room: Please excuse my tardiness … I, er, was giving mouth-to-mouth and chest compressions to a woman in need …

Kakashi, sitting there wearing a shirt that’s been stretched out by Gai’s pecs: Mm.

#2500th post 😊 #sakuino #inosaku #sakura x ino #sakura haruno #ino yamanaka #kakashi hatake #🩷💛 #lmaooo Kakashi def knows what’s up 🤣 #he wants to be happy for her but the dad in him is cringing at the thought of his little girl gettin’ busy 🙃 #kakagai #tw suggestive

[megatron-is-a-mattereel-gurl]

So I have an Oc who's named Ultrawave..Shes The Daughter of WaveWave.

So out of curiosity, I looked up the word Ultrawave. Apparently, it's a real thing. More so, it's A Microwave Digestion System.

All this was inspired by The Joke someone made about WaveWaves Kid being called "Microwave"

Which reminded me I had Ultrawave and decided to look her name up.

#~future kids au~ #Soundwave is Def A Girl Dad though #i think he is anyway #hes both actually #hes a boy and girl dad #transformers oc #wavewave

[christwi]

they are bronies they have a weekly scheduled my little pony discussion + debate.

#american dad #steve smith #toshi yoshida #snot lonstein #barry robinson #they def set the house on fire over a cozy glow debate once #steve is a diehard rainbow dash stan he has posters on his wall but not in the weird clop way he just thinks shes fucking awesome #snot is down bad for equestria girls rarity #toshi is a twilight and luna enjoyer he collects merch of them specifically methinks #barry likes pinkie and if you diss him for it you will be lucky to be alive within the next 8 hours

[moominpopzz]

Anyways the Winters family dog will always be a service dog to me,,, sources? Absolutely none, but it would make so much sense. I mean the torment Ashe has definitely gone through mentally and physically since her moms death, a service dog would be absolutely perfect for her and Mark both

#The consist amount of panic attacks and flash back eps she’s probably had since it happened #not to mention the definite episodes marks had to have had aswell #plus if your a big chronic pain Ashe truther like me #Mark may not be a good dad but he does love her #he wouldn’t want to just leave her home alone for ridiculous stretches of time with nothing there to help her #and sure that could mean just getting the dog but I feel like he’d take it the step farther to make sure it was a service dog #he may not have a goddamn clue what he’s doing but I’ll be damned if he isn’t at least trying to help Ashe thru the isolation #and fucking mental decline that poor girls def been in since she was like 8 #jrwi #jrwi pd #prime defenders #ashe winters #mark winters

[suffarustuffaru]

hi again i ranked every parent i could think of in rezero based on parenting skills + how much they give a shit

#i forgot to add the dude thats now married to garf's mom but he would go in 'seems alright'!! #ALSO LIKE GARFS MOM... THE POOR WOMAN.... SHES LIVED SUCH A ROUGH LIFE LAJSLDFJ I HOPE SHE'LL BE OKAY... but also yeah um. rip fred and gar #bc their mom dipped. like to find garfs dad yeah but like. girl :((( but also the implications of How she had fred is. :((( honestly. maybe #for the best that that woman lost her memories. #fribal (theresias uncle) is only ranked that high bc he at least shows REGRET for his actions.... he apologizes to theresia as he dies.. #the juukuliuses all seem like they were alright. rip daisy and klein though they died in that flood when julius was a kid ;-;;; #alviero is only present for like one scene in a side story but like. he seems alright. he def cares given he and his wife took in julius #after julius's parents died. and also alviero and maria have been taking care of joshua and julius... so they DO care but i dont think #alviero was perfect just judging off of. you know. how julius and joshua have turned out lajdslfjs. alviero is so gaslight gatekeep girlbos #and like overly concerned with how he comes off to others that you can see where joshua and julius got that shit from HAH. #heinkel is only up that high on the list bc felix's parents and roswaal exist. like its very hard to beat that LMAO T^T #and yeah rem and rams parents did not give a shit about either of them ngl. #rezero #WAIT I FORGOT TO COUNT RYUZU. SHOULD I HAVE COUNTED RYUZU?? PROBABLY RIGHT???

[todayisafridaynight]

So what's one of your favorite Tsutsumi fits 😉

random as hell question to be askin 🤨 so mysterious...

but since you did ask probably this one <3 from the second episode of pure <3

#snap chats #i love his scarves and turtlenecks in this too- i love a lot of toru's outfits tbh. i just think he's cute in general </3 #highkey its prob one of my faves cause this is also my favorite sequence of scenes #he and yuka are just esp cute it makes me giggle #their autism4autism love is my favorite..... fr this sequence is so cute like CAN I. RAMBLE about it real quick #cause it's a scene where yuka invites toru home but there's a sign left by her mom on the door that says not to let strangers in #and With His Eyes toru reads it like 'is it ok if im here ??' and yuka just 🥺 'youre my friend and a nice person so its ok :)' #and then he just gives her The Stare™️ yk the one and i cry. AND THE SCENE AFTER WHEN SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE COFFEE-- #guys this is my favorite episode for a reason idc pure still has a chokehold on me 😭😭😭 theyre so cute.. #back to the outfit tho its also just. VERY city-goer to me idk what it is. prob all the denim. prob cause its somethin my dad would wear-- #im usually denim's number-one hater but if ttm's wearing it it's ok #OH ALSO update on OMC2: ttm IS in it TECHNICALLY but it's just a quick flashback segment #it's. it's a flashback to the ending scene ☠️ #even in a movie he's not technically in he's still shirtless girl i cant #and yet he was never shirtless in THIS show... lol.... #anyway yeah it this one <3 def had plans of stealing it since the store i usually shop at's having a sale and they're sellin a similar shir #that'll have to be plans for christmas i think....

[i-love-def-leppard]

bawling my eyes out rn. lyla literally has the joe elliott smile. domestic joe is now one of my favs🥹🥹

#def leppard #joe elliott #he probably said something to make her laugh ofc #girl dad #welcome to the leppard family little lyla💕

[tired-biscuit]

I don’t know if you’re still in a fluffy moods butttttt kibas reaction to y/n naming their soon to be born son after him (kiba jr!!) there’s absolutely no way he’d be able to hide his emotions. He’d feel all the feels. He may even shed a tear or two 🥹

omg yes, him trying to blink away the tears, like looking up towards the ceiling and sniffling a little cos he's trying so hard not to show what a softie he is when it comes to family. his heart is so much bigger than he tends to show and he just gets so emotional over things concerning his wife and kids :(

imagine as the years go by and the kid grows a bit older, you call out their name and they both do the same little head tilt as they look at you hdhshdhshsgs IT'D BE SO CUTE!!

also, imo if he had a son, the lil' guy would be his perfect copy by the time he grows older. right down to the way he walks and smiles, the temper and all sorts of little mannerisms would be stolen like that, so the name wouldn't be the only thing they'd have in common. he'd look up to his dad so much!!

i also think the kid would even be really happy when his friends would start using the same nickname that his dad has. like his best friend starts calling him 'ki 2.0' or something like that at some point, and it's just pure joy and kiba notices it and is over the moon too hahahshhags <3

#i always imagined him as a girl dad but he'd be so good with a son too #def plays sports with him from the moment the kid can walk #and he's like 'LET'S GO FISHING' cos he thinks it's proper bonding exercise or sumn hsjdhahdhs #they'd probs never catch anything #except for sunburns LMAOOOO #he also takes him camping!!!! #and like when the kid is still little every single picture of them together keeb has him on his shoulders lol <3 #also gets him a dog of his own the moment the kid expresses the wish #but he actually teaches him how to properly take care of animals cos no way is he letting neglect happen to puppies #also calls him stupid nicknames like buddy #champ #buster #LMAOOOOO

[noxtivagus]

i think. my fav in fe engage will be louis

#🌙.rambles #[ fe. ] #HE'S COOL #i like his voice :> n then. i like knights in general help hdjfalksdjf #kagetsu's pretty cool but he's a bit older so 😭 but i think he's cool ! #rosado is def gna be one of my favs I THINK.. basing off my limited knowledge but i think apo's gna like him more #i don't know much abt merrin but i really love her design #fogado i think i'll probably like too. n amber ngl #I THINK. diamant may be one of my favs along w louis #i think. alcryst will be one of my favs too but i don't think my first fav bcs they're the fav of. one of my friends here iirc ? >< #chloe/merrin may be my fav from the girls #CLANNE MAY BE ONE OF MY TOP FAVS TOO YEAH I THINK HE'S ADORABLE #me w the fe boys w braids 😭 i think they're so so cute #IDK WAHH I SHLD RLLY PLAY MY OTHER GAMES FIRST #I HAVEN'T TOUCHED AUTOMATA FOR MONTHS N #i haven't touched replicant n ccr at all T_T n my steam games too oh dear #I REALLY WANT TO BUT. the motivation n energy n time aaaaaa #i will get p3p & fe engage when i can. i will. for sure. when i'm done w these games tho >< #help pls my other switch games too n the other ps ones n even the old xbox ones.. T_T #it's nice living in a family where. at least on my dad's side him n one of his sisters rlly love video games ehe #big influences fr #I WILL GET A LOT DONE THIS YEAR ! <3 i rlly rlly want to c:

[namorslutfanfiction]

One more thought before I go to bed.

I'm putting it in the tags so I don't get flagged.

I am 100% gonna be embarrassed about all this when I wake up.

Or not.

Who knows

Don't read any of my tags from tonight if you don't wanna learn too much about me.

Ok nightynight

#tenoch def got a vasectomy because he likes creampieing and thats how he ended up with two daughters #hes a great dad #but the dude does not pull out #like he wants you and me and every one to become his personal twinkies #fill me up daddy #and we would relate on this topic because your girl got an iud so i could get stuffed like a turkey and not be worried about it #unfortunately i am celibate so its pointless #but i would break it for him #i would probablh at this very moment #let him shove it in dry

[zip-toonz]

I guess it doesnt matter who I make trevors dad since all I have to work off of is his sister not even having a unique design so at this point im commiting to picking trainer classes to make his family. Grunt mom (who is the only one I have any real reason to believe is true), ace trainer sister (canon due to her model), and pokemon Ranger dad. Funnily enough the only ranger I could find from the core series that was blond and male was the Unovan one so im taking that as reason enough.

#its a stupid reason yeah i was gonna make him a ranger either way because like #scientist mom ranger dad #seems trevor enough #also because Jules (yeah thats right both of trevors middle names is one of his parents name) being a ranger and being upset his wife #is joining a team that for sure is up to something shady and then HIM GOING FUCKING MISSING LIKE GIRL THEY KILLED YOUR HUSBAND #hes not dead...i wont have trevor go through that ill let him have this #but they def tried to take him out of the picture #also i need to name his sister

[galaghiel]

Just watched insidious: the red door and i love it! It's the first movie i watched in the series. I'm definitely planning on binging the rest of the movies

#gallyventing #and what if i make fanart huh what then #also i'm sorry but when i first saw dalton my mind literally went to michael afton lmaooo #chris/kris(???) is the mvp actually girl was ride or die love that for her #i'm prolly only as taken w the movie bc of the whole artist haunted by visions thing hhhh #it was not as scary as i expected but the lighting (dalton) was soooo pretty #i'm not the only one that noticed how dalton looked like his granpa right??? that def was intentional #i mean duh ofc he would look like his grandpa but i mean that dalton takes after his grandpa more than his dad lol

[princekirijo]

Watching Spiderverse again and god Gwen's whole character arc fucks me UP someone give that girl a hug PLEASE

#bro i have no coherent thoughts #but im deadass not able to make it through the scenes with her dad without shedding a tear #she wants to tell him she loves him #the way she RAN to hug him in the beginning #the HURT on her face when she revealed herself and he chose his job over her (he fought it but it won in the end...) #how happy she was to see miles even though she knew she shouldn't go see him #the way she so adamantly said NO when he mentioned wanting to reveal his identity #theres thoughts they're just all over the place #i love gwen so much its unreal #is anybody gonna give that girl a hug or am i gonna have to do it myself? <- already has a sketch of his spidersona hugging gwen #i am giving myself everything i want and i am FREE #also i didn't catch this the last time but they really do mention canon a lot before the concept is properly introduced #kinda interesting i didnt really notice it until now #spiderverse gwen is def my fav of the gwens i adore her 😭

[aroaessidhe]

2022 reads // twitter thread

The Facts and Legends of Callie Catwell

YA contemporary about an ace girl who realises her feelings for her best friend when said best friend realises she's a lesbian

also she maybe saw a monster in the lake, and searches for it in an attempt to avoid her life problems

#The Facts and Legends of Callie Catwell #aroaessidhe 2022 reads #i enjoyed this actually! #well i probably had low expectations just bc of the cover lol. it's just as good as any other tradpub ya contemporary i've read #the monster is like. barely a thing. like it's very much just a quirky element that hardly has anything to do with the story other than a th #thematic bookend lol. so like not necessarily a spec-fic/supernatural/etc book rec #i would say it's def pretty simple and light hearted aside from some elements (moment of attempted sa friend's stepdad abusing him her dad' #like aside from particular moments or themes everything else is very light #i liked that there wasn't really a love triangle or any hard feelings re: the girl that asked her best friend out #like it was literally just that she asked her out and they kissed a few times but then mei realised she had feelings for callie #unfortunately i cannot read a lesbian friends to lovers yearning story without having be*ujes feelings..... #i think the whole thing with her staying with the dude who is like. terrible. was a bit weird. like you can see the in-text justification of #it; self-hatred self-destruction (not self hatred about her asexulaity as much as just in general) #but i felt like he could have been less of an objectively terrible piece of shit with no redeeming qualities #like if there was some nuance there it might have been more believable #anyway thats me thoughts #asexual books