#honeslty everyone is sick of apollo’s poetry at this point

[greek-memes]

Dionysus *drinking wine*:

Hera: Don’t you think it’s a little early to be drinking?

Dionysus: *breathes in* I’m stuck in the house with you for the foreseeable future. I’m two seconds away from turning you into a dolphin and setting the maenads on your children.

Hera: How dare you speak to me like that! I could throw you off Olympus like I did Hephaestus!

Dionysus: I’ll tell Apollo you want to hear his new poetry

Hera:

Dionysus:

Hera: Pour me a glass

Apollo: hEY!!!!

#incorrect quotes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek myths #greeek gods #greek gods memes #greek memes #greek #greek myths #greek mythology #hera #dionysus #apollo #tagammemnon #dionysus isnt handling quarrntine very well #quarentine #quarentine sucks #honeslty everyone is sick of apollo’s poetry at this point #can you please stop apollo #its been two months of being stuck inside #no one wants anymore haikus #dionysus has bought so much wine to deal with the olympians