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Photo session (Reader x entire team)

A ventilation shaft isn't the best place to hide. But for now, other options have run out. All you have to do is wait for 9 mercenaries to lose interest in your person and stop hunting you. Then everything will return to normal.

It's only 3 days.

Three days sitting in dirty and wet ventilation without food, drink and the possibility of a peaceful sleep.

(y/n) sighed. All this because of one silly announcement in Mann co's catalog. You had to sit in this hole with rats for the next 3 days. And everything started this morning.

***

Today was supposed to be a day off for everyone. Last week, your team didn't lose a match and Soldier, as a reward, said that today there will be no training. So you decided to go to the city for small shopping. You'd need a new hairbrush. In addition, the bookshop was supposed to be a new supply of books, so why not look for something for yourself. I mean Heavy has a huge collection of books, but half is in Russian and the other is books about philosophers and their theories. It's a pity that your big friend has nothing about fantasy or even adventure. But this isn't a problem that can't be solved. Right?

You just have to convince Sniper to drive you to the city. Probably he will have to refuel his van so he shouldn't make any problems. All you have to do is get an Australian at breakfast.

You went to the dining room, planning your plans for the rest of the day.

"In the evening, I promised to play cards with the boys." You thought. "In addition, I promised Pyro that I'd spend some time with him. Next... "

-What is going on here?

You saw that a group of nine of your friends were fiercely discussing something, but all of them were silent when they saw you. You felt that all eyes are focused on your person. It was very uncomfortable.

-Did I do something wrong?

You said fearfully.

-You haven't done anything wrong, mon cher.

Spy smiled in your direction.

-Please, sit with us, darlin’’, Ah'll give ya some pancakes and coffee.

Engi said getting up from the table and went towards the kitchen.

You took place between Demo and Sniper. The atmosphere in the air was still heavy, so you decided to relax it.

-So Sniper, I was wondering if you could take me to the city today?

You asked looking at the tall hunter. He smiled and put the mug on the table.

-That wouldn't be a problem for me (y/n), but boys and I’ve other plans for you today.

Sniper and the rest of them smiled darkly. You felt something turned over in your stomach. Not because of pancakes and coffee that Engi put before you.

-W-what do you mean other plans?

You asked uncertainly. Scout snatched the catalog from Soldier's hands and handed it to you.

-I-I still don't understand what you want from me.

-Open it und you'll find out everyzhing Fräulein.

Medic said in a voice full of excitement.

You opened the magazine carefully. At first glance, everything looked normal. Saxton Hale advertised the latest weapons produced by Mann co. Nothing special.

-Do you want me to buy something? But I already have a gun.

You said in disbelief.

You already had (the weapon you want to choose). Being a woman on the battlefield isn't easy but you did quite well. You were even third in the death rank this month! (Sniper and Spy were in the second and first place, but the difference was between them by one "point".)

-Ya don't look where ya need lass.

Demo said and showed his finger an article about which apparently they all meant.

Then you saw it.

"Mann co. is looking for a new face for the cover of a special magazine. We are looking for candidates with mercenary experience. Please send photos to Saxton Hale, who will personally choose the winner."

At that moment, you had two feelings. The first is that the text was definitely not written by the head of the company. Second, what did it have to do with you? You didn't even like taking pictures of yourself.

-So how will it be little girl?

Heavy said crossing his arms.

-What do you mean?

You said looking at everyone gathered at the table.

-Well, will you take part in this competition (y/n)? Scout takes the magazine from you.

-I've heard that our "neighbors" are also involved in this, and they're exhibiting your (BLU/RED) clone.

(yes there is a second version of you in the opposing team)

-So what? Do you really think I care about it and let me set myself in all this? No you wrong. I have no intention of taking part in it.

You said quietly drinking coffee.

-It's all idiotic and funny. Besides, I have completely different plans for today.

-Refusal not accepted!

Soldier shouted, getting up violently from the table.

-Operation "Cupcake" plan B!

-Wait, plan B? What does it mean?

-It means, my dear, zhat time for negotiations is over.

Medic said getting up from everyone at the table.

Something in your head told you to get up quickly and get away as far as possible. You refrained and slowly put down the empty coffee mug.

-Gentlemen. In this situation, I have only one thing to say.

You said slowly getting up from the table.

-Catch me if you can.

In the blink of an eye, you ran down the hall to the door outside.

You didn't have to wait long for the reaction of the others.

-Wait what!

-Catch her!

-Don't let her escape!

-Get. Her. Now!

***

So we come to the place of your hiding place. Ventilation was the only thing that came to your mind and you knew perfectly well that none of your colleagues could fit into it and Scout wouldn't come in here for anything. It's really dirty here. Your stomach was slowly asking for food. In the morning there was only coffee in it. You've been running away and hiding in different places all day, but someone has always tracked you.

The only thing left was to move forward. Somewhere there should be a way out.

"Maybe it is stupid but I don't intend to take part in this stupid photo session just to get angry (BLU/RED)."

You thought, crawling forward slowly.

"If they wanted to have a supermodel they could choose Scout. I don't even like taking pictures of myself."

Suddenly you felt that you hit your head in something big... and soft. Wait.

-Please, leave me alone, I don't even want to...

It can't be.

-Can I know graciously what you do in our ventilation?

You asked (RED/ BLU) (y/n).

-Oh... It's just you. I was already thinking that it was them.

She sighed.

-It still doesn't answer my question. Do you arrange any ventilation trips or something?

You said in a sarcastic tone.

-Very funny.

She snorted.

-But if you need to know, I'm hiding from my "friends".

-Let me guess, they didn't endure with you and they decided to send you back to Africa?

You joked.

-What? No you idiot! Of course not. It's all because of this stupid content.

-Same.

Your contracts clearly stated that you have to kill each other, but on the other hand, in the current situation, the alliance was definitely a better option.

-Listen. I know I shouldn't say that but...

You bit into your lip.

-... I suggest you cooperation.

(BLU/RED) (y/n) looked at you contemptuously. Maybe it wasn't the best idea...

-Ok, sure.

However, it was.

-But only until these variants are calmed down. How will it be?

You had no better idea.

-Okay, so you have a plan for what to do next?

She smiled arrogantly.

-I thought you had a plan, "commander". But yes, I already have something.

God, she's so annoying sometimes.

-Ventilation behind me leads to the exit from the back of the base. We'll get there first and then we'll be improvised. You go first.

-How do you know that nobody is waiting for us there, smart-ass?

-Jesus, you can trust me once.

She said moving to make you a place.

“I'd rather not.”

You thought, slowly moving forward.

Minutes stretched to infinity. You start wonder how long these ventilation shafts are. And how many of them are there? Breathing after you confirmed that your "ally" is right behind you. Still, you didn' t know where to hide after leaving the ventilation. Dirt and sweat run down your skin. It was good that it was dark, because you didn't want to know what your hands touching. You also smelled not very nice. In the end you saw a small patch of light in front of you.

Exit.

Through ventilation grilles you could see how the situation looks outside.

For now, clean.

Now you just have to trim the damper and you are free. The light outside, despite the time of day, was still blinding for someone who spent a few hours in the dark. You veiled your eyes to see better if someone isn't approaching.

-Okay, no one's here right now, what are we doing next...

You wanted to ask your new "friend" who should have already left this dark hole, but you didn't see her.

You saw instead Heavy and Demo from your team.

Fuck.

-Hey (y/n) what's up?

Demo asked smiling. You began to slowly move back, but your big friend was faster.

-Not this time, my dear.

You felt strong arms grab your hips and suddenly you somehow found yourself being thrown over the back of Heavy.

-Please, let me go!

You started to fidget to slip out your "kidnapper".

-Aww... Don't worry, love, Ya're in good hands. Right?

Demo patted you on the head.

-Da, Doctor and Spy promised that they would take good care of you.

Heavy said going with Demo and you on his back towards the base.

-But when I don't want to. Let me go!

You whined.

-Big guy do ya think she'll need a bath?"

Cyclops asked ignoring you completely.

-I hate you all!

Most of all this treacherous bitch. You could only hope that they will find her soon. ***

-Don't give me such a look (y/n). If you only wanted to cooperate, we wouldn't have to tie you up."

Medic said setting the camera.

He and Spy have been preparing you for this session for over two hours. Spy even found a red dress and shoes, and Medic dressed you in, despite the fact that you bit him in the hand twice. You don't think he was mad at you.

Now you were sitting clean, fragrant and dressed (bound) in the chair in the Spy smoking room. While Scout was looking after you, the rest were decorating the background for you.

Great.

"Wonder how Spy got all those roses."

You thought.

In fact, on the background made of golden net curtains, there were four garden baskets with red roses.

-I thought the background would be less elegant, Spy.

You said looking at him.

-After all, this picture would be on the cover of the mercenary magazine, wouldn't it?

-Oui mon cher.

Spy said, applying the last corrections.

-But if ‘ou didn't run away so soon zhis morning, ‘ou would know zhat zhe winner, except zhat his picture will get into zhe catalog, be interviewed.

-What !?

-Nozhing extraordinary (y/n). Zhis edition is especially because it’s aimed at people from outside. Specifically from nearby cities.

Spy said, turning to face you.

-Zhe point is for zhe residents to stop suing us.

You looked at him unconsciously.

-Why should I be in this picture?

Spy smiled and pulled out a cigarette.

-Because we ‘ave to show people zhat we're not a bunch of psychopaths who murder everything and everyone.

He lit a cigarette.

-We must present us as mercenaries who are fairly normal people and we need ‘our lovely and sweet person.

You felt you were blushing.

-I'm not cute Spy.

-Of course ‘ou are.

He smiled at you.

-Sweet and deadly.

You blushed even more.

-Aww... How sweet you look.

Scout smiled.

-Ich zhink everything is ready.

Medic said to Spy.

-Good, now (y/n) we'll solve ‘ou, and ‘ou won't run away, will ‘ou?

You sighed.

-Okay Spy, I won't run away.

-Shall we start now (y/n)?

You have nothing to lose, right?

-Let's start then.

The show must go on.

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